WEBVTT - Relationship Departure - 10.14.26

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, it is time for The Nephew and today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for us today?

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<v Speaker 3>Green. Huh? Yeah. All right. Greensboro, North Carolina. The nephew

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<v Speaker 3>is coming to town next week, baby. Next week. Next week.

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<v Speaker 4>Comedy Zone. The nephew is coming to town. Straight, stupid, straight, ignorant,

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<v Speaker 4>flat footed. And yes, you get to see the nephew

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<v Speaker 4>prank somebody live on stage. You don't want to miss it, baby.

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<v Speaker 4>I start on Thursday night, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Tickets on

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<v Speaker 4>sale right now. Land in the cut is Jacksonville, Florida.

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<v Speaker 4>Halloween weekend. That's a comedy zone as well. Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>Tickets on sale and they're going pretty fast. So I

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<v Speaker 4>appreciate y'all. Peace and Nate.

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<v Speaker 3>Peace and Nate.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all buying these tickets to see the nephew. Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>so kindly. So, so kindly.

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<v Speaker 3>This right here. Shirley, this one is, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>hate I'm embarrassed by what I did to this person.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, really? Is this one person?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, Junior?

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<v Speaker 4>I just I can I can honestly say.

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<v Speaker 3>I crossed the line. You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a first, Junior. You realize that, right? I

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<v Speaker 1>know he's confessing that he actually embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>I crossed the line.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you crossed the line and you know it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy went way too far.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not often that you get to make a grown

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<v Speaker 4>man cry. you know yeah and i mean just break

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<v Speaker 4>down and shed tears and i did that and i

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<v Speaker 4>and i felt i felt so bad while i was

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<v Speaker 4>doing it but i did keep doing it i.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you didn't make.

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<v Speaker 4>You stop because the prank comes first you know what

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<v Speaker 4>i'm saying the point does come first okay but uh

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<v Speaker 4>this right here is called relationship departure relationship departure yeah

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<v Speaker 4>we'll talk about it it's over cat dog if you

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<v Speaker 4>would Everybody, you might want to pull over and get

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<v Speaker 4>your tissue.

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<v Speaker 3>Got about to be some crying up in here. Let's go, Kat.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Brian.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, baby.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, what's up? I was calling to tell you. Baby, look,

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<v Speaker 6>I just can't do this anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Brian.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Brian.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, this is Greg. I know you was just talking

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<v Speaker 4>to me. But this is Greg talking to you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Brian, right?

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<v Speaker 4>Greg who?

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<v Speaker 5>Greg who?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is Brian.

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<v Speaker 5>Greg, I was just talking to my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you put her back on the phone? No, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going to be able to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Why can't you do that, man?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, let me explain something to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Explain.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some things, you know, long conversations about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, how do you know my wife on a first-name

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<v Speaker 5>basis like that, man? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I said, man, my name is Greg.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, at the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Airport? Which airport? What are you at the airport with

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<v Speaker 5>my wife for?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, let me tell you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, dog.

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<v Speaker 3>All of this is complicated. Okay? It's real. Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, make it simple for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So, what I want to explain to you. Let me

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<v Speaker 4>explain to you, man. We've had a lot of long

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<v Speaker 4>conversations about this. It's something that she.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 4>When?

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<v Speaker 5>When was this? Why are you at the airport with

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<v Speaker 5>my wife?

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<v Speaker 3>With me and why is leaving with me okay.

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<v Speaker 5>What we're leaving and we mean leaving leaving me oh

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<v Speaker 5>hell no put on the phone hey i don't even

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<v Speaker 5>want to talk to you man put her on the

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<v Speaker 5>phone put her on the phone man look you need

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<v Speaker 5>to put her on the phone right now leaving i

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<v Speaker 5>don't believe that now i want to hear her.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that You want to talk to him? Oh, here

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<v Speaker 3>you stand.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me talk to my wife, man, because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, baby. Baby, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up? What's this dude talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Calm down, sweetie. I've been trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 6>This for a while, so you think everything's okay, but

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<v Speaker 6>it hasn't been okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you telling me this over the phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't you just come home and tell me this

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<v Speaker 3>in my face, man?

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you just tell me this in my face?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, hey, bruh. Come on, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you on the phone, man? I was just

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<v Speaker 1>talking to.

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<v Speaker 5>My wife, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, hey, bro. I know this is painful, man.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know nothing, right? You don't know nothing. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Please. Just put my wife on the phone. Please. If

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<v Speaker 5>you got any ounce of a man in you, just

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<v Speaker 5>put my wife back on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, bro. Let me see. Can I say something.

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<v Speaker 2>To you, man?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want you to know this, Brian.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me know something.

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<v Speaker 3>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>You got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 4>You what?

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<v Speaker 3>You what? Hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 5>So, okay, if you're playing to me, what's up with

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<v Speaker 5>the airport stuff in the back there? Y'all at the airport?

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<v Speaker 3>No, bro. Your wife is here at the studio, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't nothing happening, man. Your wife... Hold on. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to let you talk to her. You all right? First

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<v Speaker 3>of all, are you all right? Man, uh.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, man. It was about to be a murder scene, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at you now.

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<v Speaker 1>Now who's the big prankster, huh?

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<v Speaker 5>I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally.

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<v Speaker 3>You could have been a little bit more subtle than this. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so tired of you doing that to me.

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<v Speaker 6>You and your brother, you think y'all the only ones

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<v Speaker 6>that can prank people.

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<v Speaker 3>He said you and your brother be pranking all the time, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, it's light stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, you ain't... Oh, gee.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday, Brian.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, man. We get great gifts.

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<v Speaker 4>Great gifts, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me talk to my wife, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't got nothing to do with your wife. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>What? You want me to?

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<v Speaker 5>You got me, all right? Don't, don't, you ain't got

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<v Speaker 5>to go this far, all right? You ain't got to

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<v Speaker 5>go this far every time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's supposed to be funny.

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<v Speaker 6>I did feel a little bad when you kind of

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<v Speaker 6>started tearing up, but I'm glad to know you fight

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<v Speaker 6>for me like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Fight?

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<v Speaker 5>It was going to be some fight. It wasn't going

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<v Speaker 5>to be a fight. Oh, girl, just, hey, bring your

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<v Speaker 5>black home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming, baby.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't even stop at red light.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to say I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say I'm sorry for what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Far time. This is really too far. It's too far.

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<v Speaker 3>I went too far. I think I went.

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<v Speaker 4>When I went and got the technology to make it

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<v Speaker 4>sound like the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>In the background. I know, right? But that's when you

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<v Speaker 3>care about the prank. You know what I mean? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you got to care.

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<v Speaker 1>And not someone's marriage. That's more important than the institution

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<v Speaker 1>of marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>That's when you.

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<v Speaker 4>Find out you really love your woman. That's when you

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<v Speaker 4>see something like that is presented. That's when you find

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<v Speaker 4>out you love your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Do me a favor, though.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do live pranks, do not do that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing like that on live. Please don't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>If I get to get somebody to cry while I

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<v Speaker 4>am on stage, I'm going for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Nice to see you in that time. That's

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<v Speaker 1>got to be hurtful. Nice working for you.

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<v Speaker 3>With you.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're sitting there, somebody, you know, especially that's over

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. What if it's in person?

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<v Speaker 3>That's got to hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>When you see your girl.

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<v Speaker 4>With another man and he won't let his hand go.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, let his hand go.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop kissing him.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at me, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hurtful, man.

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<v Speaker 4>If you got any kind of man in you, you'll

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<v Speaker 4>put my wife on the phone, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That made me so nervous.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt that. That's wrong. That was painful.

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<v Speaker 4>To make a grown man cry, I felt bad. But

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<v Speaker 4>look how many people are blessed by this. Everybody laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>You see what I'm saying? Look at the other side

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<v Speaker 3>of it. You don't see the other side of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me where I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole thing was wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>But I did my job.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have time to tell you where you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. All right, nephew.