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Speaker 3: fun it a little bit that you came on.

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Speaker 1: You know, we've got a little needed cool voices and

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Speaker 1: we got the white man voices Jackson. Yeah, No, it's cool.

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Speaker 3: It's nice Langston. You you're doing very well for yourself.

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Speaker 3: But I feel like this is my favorite time in

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Speaker 3: people's lives to interview them. You have a Netflix special

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Speaker 3: dropping August twentieth called Bad Poetry. It was directed by

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Speaker 3: John Mulaney. Are you this intervening you just had a

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Speaker 1: Like my dick grows three sizes that day.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, you know, spring boarding off that. I'm interested

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Speaker 1: I don't believe that at all. I think that's nonsense.

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Speaker 4: And the jokes and the comedians who who make themselves

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have a question for all three of you. Guys.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been punched so hard in your ship

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Speaker 3: Did you see this Olympic story of the Italian woman

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Speaker 5: I what may me so happy with this story is

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Speaker 1: She got punched in the head and she was like,

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Speaker 1: I need the press here immediately. This is a mistake.

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Speaker 1: Something terrible has happened to me, and I need I

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Speaker 4: Bro, she got rocked in her ship and fell to

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Speaker 3: Like that.

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Speaker 6: You say, shipped, Bro, that's I feel like that she

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Speaker 4: It was like an out of body experience, because I

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Speaker 4: don't think anyone talks about themselves like that. She was

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Speaker 4: talking to God, you know, yeah, that's all.

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Speaker 6: That's like some shit.

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Speaker 4: A spectator in the crowd during the Abraham Lincoln assassination.

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Speaker 6: She got rocked back to nineteen, back to eight.

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Speaker 1: She shouldn't be I'll say that she shouldn't be allowed

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Speaker 5: I think if you get beat up in that way

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Speaker 1: That broke my brain. I can't take it anymore. Then

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Speaker 3: That's it. You're you're boxing, bro, she said.

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Speaker 4: She said, I was never punched that hard before, and

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Speaker 4: I was, bro, welcome to the Olympics, like you are

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Speaker 1: And I hope that lady had beat her up, don't

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Speaker 1: Just so she understands you ain't supposed to be.

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Speaker 3: Here, you traed, Bro.

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Speaker 1: Don't belong here.

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Speaker 4: You know, Bro, She and the boxer who rocked her ship.

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Speaker 4: She's not even that nice. She's like third and nine

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Speaker 3: No, that's just like she didn't even get dumped on

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Speaker 1: An alien, Drew Holiday, that's one of his brothers. That's shit. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: No, I think she should not be allowed to participate

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Speaker 1: And thank God for this.

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Speaker 5: Moment, although it got nasty online everybody you know accusing

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Speaker 2: I had to get some information because I went to

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Speaker 3: We had we had a scool, We had a Scooby

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Speaker 2: Like, they said they want to talk about him, Like, Yo,

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Speaker 3: You feel me?

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Speaker 2: And so I read an article. I was like, Yo,

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, but yeah, crazy, crazy, crazy.

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Speaker 2: So you know, but what's weird is like she's like

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You know she's so she

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Speaker 6: You hear me, the whole entire.

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Speaker 3: World hold on. She has one of the like two

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Speaker 1: Badge, whatever silly weapon they carry in the country. You

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Speaker 5: They got like a silly breadstick or whatever the fun

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Speaker 5: You don't want to get it with an Italian bread sticksan.

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Speaker 3: You want that coming down. I saw someone made a

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Speaker 3: and it just says somebody touching my spaghette.

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Speaker 4: I feel like Italians are one of the last to.

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Speaker 1: God. I hope we never lose that.

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Speaker 5: What what do we have if not the chance to

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Speaker 3: Like we're the last people who like because we have

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Speaker 5: You know, that's great. I think I think we got

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Speaker 1: we got to make everything justice because they're so mean

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00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 1: on the other end of it, and we I just

445
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: wish there was fun.

446
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 4: Man, we we gotta get I feel like the joke's

447
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 4: gotta be funny though, you know what I mean. Lots

448
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 4: of times black folks get upset because yeah, you're using

449
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 4: a recycled you know what I mean, jokes that we've heard,

450
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:53,360
Speaker 4: you know.

451
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fair, you know, I just I think what

452
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 5: I miss is just the chance to make fun of people,

453
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 5: pulls races without ill intent on the back end of it,

454
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 5: like it there was a there there.

455
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: I thought was a beautiful time in this.

456
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 5: Country where we sort of had a warm intention for

457
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 5: the way that we were making fun of each other.

458
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 5: And that probably isn't true, but it at least felt

459
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 5: that way at a time. And now it feels like

460
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 5: everything is malicious, everything is world ending, you know, it's

461
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 5: just a sadder.

462
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 4: It's like it's like black people will make a joke

463
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 4: like how white people short can't dance hit on white

464
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 4: people were like, well, if I'll call you a spirit

465
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 4: chuck of watermelon fried?

466
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 3: How did we get here?

467
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 6: If they wouldn't do that, I might actually laugh though,

468
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 6: you know what half of that funny they said, I

469
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 6: might laughing That.

470
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: Spirit chucker does don't make me laugh a little bit.

471
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 3: And then moon.

472
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 4: Moon creekd I'm a laugh you fucking moon crikey if it.

473
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 2: Is roach and moon cricket brom a time whenever I

474
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: run into a friend from high school on the internet,

475
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: there's always like a funny moment because the high school

476
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 2: I went to have five thousand kids.

477
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: It was like a third white, a third black, and

478
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 3: a third Hispanic asion and it was a big public school.

479
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 3: It's a five thousand people, and any thirty seconds filmed

480
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 3: from any lunch day at that high school would ruin

481
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 3: the lives of anyone that it was filmed. I mean,

482
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: it was like it was the funniest place in the

483
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 3: world because you had everyone making fun of each other

484
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 3: constantly in the middle of like essentially the hood and

485
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 3: Long Beach, like at Long Beach, Polly, And it was

486
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 3: it was like you said, though, like everyone felt like

487
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 3: they belonged at the school. It wasn't like there was

488
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 3: any racial bullying of anyone, which in the past I

489
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 3: had race rits there in the sixties or whatever. But

490
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 3: when we were growing up, yeah, that was just like

491
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 3: very normal. And now I'll see those people on the

492
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 3: internet and we'll both be like, you can't say that

493
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 3: to someone else, and that will look at each other like,

494
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 3: but I know what you said. They still have that

495
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 3: in school. Yeah, in Long Beach each other, Okay, In

496
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 3: Long Beach for sure, heart, you know what I mean.

497
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 3: But that's why they don't let them take their phones out.

498
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: We just got them. We gotta get back to lunch table.

499
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 1: Just uh chickanery, you know what I mean.

500
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 5: Instead of the violence that exists out on the internet.

501
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 2: I feel like when we talk about folks color, like

502
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: you know, we call you a white boy, that's love,

503
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 2: nig white boy. You know, we fuck with you, you

504
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like we start doing that, it's cool.

505
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 2: Like I know, I'm not gonna stay the actual word,

506
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: but I know a group of homies I.

507
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't say this, but Honkeys, no, no.

508
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 3: No, I can say that.

509
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 2: I've got some homies that are in our friend group

510
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: that are Chinese, you know what I'm saying. And my

511
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 2: parents friend groups and their names are Big C, H

512
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: I N K and Little H I and K.

513
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 3: And it's love, you know what I mean.

514
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: Like they they are known as that. They answer to that.

515
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: They answered that, like I'm big and little. They answered

516
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: that it's just it's it's love. Like it's like look

517
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 2: like they'd be I'm sorry, Jackson, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

518
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 3: Transition.

519
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: They play golf, They know each other's families, you know

520
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Like they say it out of love

521
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 2: like that's and so that was that's a particular time period. Obviously,

522
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: it's a generation before us, you know what I mean.

523
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: But the beauty of the Midwest is and you know,

524
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 1: I hail from the Midwest, but but the Midwest is

525
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: ten years behind culturally everything else in a beautiful way

526
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: where we can just do some ship that everybody else

527
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: has decided is a mistake. Now you can't you can't

528
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: say that. But St.

529
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 3: Louis, they just stopped calling Chinese full chinaman. I'm gonna

530
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 3: get some chinam like that.

531
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 6: If you go to the hood, they still talk about that,

532
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.

533
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 3: And in college, we went to college and we were

534
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 3: tell the homies life, you can't call him and what

535
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 3: the fun?

536
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck what that you learned the school, nigga,

537
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying.

538
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's just like it is no no illent

539
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 3: ate behind, it's just you know what I mean. So,

540
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 3: but I think that's why we said on this show,

541
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 3: the greatest moment of like a racial experience X RAY

542
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: was when Luca got called a bitch ass white boy.

543
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 3: And you could immediately tell anyone who actually grew up

544
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 3: around people other than white people, well, that's not something

545
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 3: to be upset about.

546
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 6: Period.

547
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: That was the nicest thing, that's the most That's the

548
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 3: greatest compliment I've ever received in my life.

549
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 2: That was he was probably happy he heard that ship.

550
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 2: You feel a nigga that say God damn. The way

551
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 2: he said God damn, he knew that was like, hey,

552
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 2: you a call motherfucker. You know what he's You're an

553
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 2: MVP candidate At this point.

554
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: White boy was busting his ass, you know exactly, you

555
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: feel me?

556
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 3: He earned bitch ass white boy.

557
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 4: He had to earn that, you know what, He called

558
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 4: him a bitch ass white boy because he didn't he

559
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 4: couldn't call him a bitch ass niggas like people try

560
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: to act like it was it was an exclusionary act,

561
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 4: but it was. It was an exclusive act. It was

562
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 4: an It was an act that recognized diversity.

563
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: Welcome you man, you you belong in this league.

564
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 3: That was a di I insult. It was all of us. Yeah,

565
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 3: all right, Well that's the under the ship that I

566
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 3: had to like prepare to talk about. So what do

567
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 3: y'all want to.

568
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 9: Talk about just talk some shit. I was watching competitive

569
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 9: I didn't know this existed. I was watching competitive trampoline.

570
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 9: Oh yes, for the jumping for the Olympics, And that's

571
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 9: fucking nuts.

572
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 3: How old are the people doing it?

573
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 5: Twenty they're gymnast age, you know what I mean.

574
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: But they're like they'll bounce, They'll bounce like a bunch and.

575
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 5: Get like forty feet in the air and then just

576
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 5: start doing like insane flips and then come down and

577
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 5: do more flip Like it's nuts. I've never seen anything

578
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 5: like it. I didn't even know it existed. And we're

579
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 5: wasting our time looking at fucking curling, you know what

580
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 5: I mean, Like, what are you doing? Focus on this?

581
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 3: I think that trampoline is the best because every time

582
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 3: I'm watching it and you're right there incredible athletes. But

583
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 3: I just imagine like Lebron James at like twelve years old,

584
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 3: just getting up ten thousand shots a day, like I

585
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: have to make it. I gotta do it, and then

586
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: somewhere else in the same country at the same time,

587
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 3: someone was bouncing on a trampoline like this is the

588
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: path of glory. Do it?

589
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just even know how you discovered that for

590
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 5: years though, you know what I mean, bad being crazy too,

591
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 5: handball fire too and what bro.

592
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: I remember in college they had national team handball tryouts

593
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 2: in my school bro in the gym. Like a nigga

594
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: could just walk out of fucking biology and try out

595
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: for that national handball team.

596
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 3: They asked me. I was. I actually thought about it

597
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 3: because I got a little RM on me, but I

598
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 3: was like, nigga, come on, man, it say you to

599
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 3: dedicate your life to this ship. You know me?

600
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: You know anybody who went in tried out? Do you

601
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: know anybody who I know doesn't.

602
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: I mean this was years ago, but there were a

603
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: couple of people that that went and like went to

604
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: the little tryout and ship.

605
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good time to.

606
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 7: Say that that is one of like two sports that

607
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 7: the US has never meddled in.

608
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh really, that's why they were holding tryouts. They

609
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 3: need They did what America always does said, we need

610
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: black people. Immediately you tryouts in Saint Louis, everybody to

611
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: try it out was black.

612
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 5: Everybody did try I met the Dominican Republican is killing

613
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 5: I bet they're fucking destroying that sport.

614
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 4: Hey go go go back to the trampoline ship though

615
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 4: Kevin Durant posed a question that I have not been

616
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 4: able to stop thinking about where he said he legitimately

617
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 4: thinks if you throw some bills a lot.

618
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 6: Huh, bro, he's just too short.

619
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 4: No, that that that that her head has reached twelve

620
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 4: feet on some of those.

621
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 3: But she's she's she's going off and spin it around too,

622
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 3: Aren't the aren't the like?

623
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: Aren't the this is there's like in the floor exercise,

624
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: there's like some spring bouncy right spring right you feel me?

625
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 3: She's like she's four foot eight and if she could

626
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: jump five ft vertically, she would have done that on

627
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 3: camera and been broken, probably been locked up for Here's.

628
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: What I'll say is.

629
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 5: I think if they can time it right and she

630
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 5: can backflip into it, she could dump you know what

631
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 5: I mean, Like not just like wheels, do a backflip

632
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 5: catch it in the air.

633
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: She could dunk it. And I do believe she has

634
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: the skill to figure that out. But no, I don't

635
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: think that she can just like run and catch it

636
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: like hanging with with Kevin Durrant, you know what I.

637
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 3: Mean, and see what to do?

638
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: That would that be more impressive than what she's actually

639
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: done already.

640
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 3: I kind of feel like.

641
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 6: That on top of all this, how is it not?

642
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 3: You know?

643
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if she can do that, I'm done

644
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: watching the NBA and I'm just gonna watch her now.

645
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to throw the basketball. That would be

646
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 3: the Yeah, that would be the most impressive thing a

647
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 3: person has ever done. I got conversation.

648
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: I got involved in women's gymnastics.

649
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: That's this argument with my wife yesterday maybe two days

650
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: ago about some own biles because she is four.

651
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 5: Eight and uh, this is a bit controversial, but I

652
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 5: think that we gotta start qualifying her as a dwarf.

653
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 5: I think it's pretty messed up that like that we're

654
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 5: taking her off of category of dwarf because she could

655
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 5: be a real champion for like the future of dwarfs

656
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 5: and what they're capable of.

657
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: She's the greatest athlete possibly of all time, and she's

658
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: a dwarf. She's under four ten, Which is that?

659
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 3: Because is that?

660
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: Really it's the cutoff. And I'm sure there's some other

661
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: biological qualifications that I'm discounting, but that's not my fucking business.

662
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: That's a dwarf and she should be their champion, and

663
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: we got to celebrate that and stop taking their heroes

664
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: away from them.

665
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Speaker 3: Your wife disagree with you.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, sucker. Yeah, she's caught in big you know what I mean,

667
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 10: the scam. He's reading into all the bullshit.

668
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Speaker 3: But she's been suckered in by big normal person a.

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Speaker 10: Person let her thrive and let them thrive as a

670
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Speaker 10: result of it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my big rant.

672
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Speaker 2: I was trying not to laugh because I'm like, Bigger,

673
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Speaker 2: don't take me with you, brother.

674
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Speaker 3: Controversial for show.

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Speaker 1: She got all the she got all the fixing very

676
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Speaker 1: little bit.

677
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Speaker 3: The chat said, Big Height at it again.

678
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Speaker 1: Yeah, see that's big Height trying to trick us. That

679
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Speaker 1: can only be eight whatever, No, they can be four eight.

680
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Speaker 6: But she is what the fixes of all time?

681
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Speaker 3: Ever? Think about it, right, bro, bro, bro, what are

682
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Speaker 3: the fixes?

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Speaker 1: Okay you wanted to say, you want me to say

684
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Speaker 1: what the fixes are?

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Speaker 11: First of all, big old booty, they always under four ten,

686
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Speaker 11: big old, but that's those are, that's the first pieces.

687
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Speaker 1: Still, they're often very musty.

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Speaker 5: There's a muscular vibe to them that's a little different

689
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Speaker 5: than than us longer people.

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Speaker 6: You know, she got to fix all the ingredients, all

691
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Speaker 6: the ingredients that go.

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Speaker 1: To I want her to be the champion she deserves

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Speaker 1: to be.

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Speaker 5: Is I want them to have I want them to

695
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Speaker 5: have their lebron James and I think it's unfair.

696
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Speaker 3: Do you want me to do it? I'll do it.

697
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: I I google some some and there's legitimately a Reddit thread.

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Speaker 6: The bis is legally a poteen is the cut off?

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Speaker 3: She's five? Why isn't the media covering this? But he

700
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 3: author send him the thread to show his wife. He's

701
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 3: gotta be the one conversation. That's one conversation.

702
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Speaker 1: He probably want nothing.

703
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Speaker 3: An argument with your wife like a reddit like a

704
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Speaker 3: Reddit thread. I heard journal reddit thread. Milanny made you

705
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Speaker 3: cut the material? He's you know what I mean, he's

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Speaker 3: starting for it too, right, got it?

707
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Speaker 1: It's a big.

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Speaker 10: Oh shit, Yeah, nobody that's small and you know there

709
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Speaker 10: we we've never seen somebody that small be this this exceptional.

710
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Speaker 1: We we gotta celebrate that.

711
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Speaker 3: H did y'all see the shooter from I don't even

712
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 3: know what country is from, but the John Wick dude

713
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 3: who all the professional shooters and the Olympics they have

714
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Speaker 3: like seven lenses and all this stuff. And then there

715
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 3: was some dude from some European country. He just rolled

716
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Speaker 3: up and was just pulled up. But I got a

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Speaker 3: silver medal.

718
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Speaker 1: Crazy, crazy, crazy, he said.

719
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Speaker 5: I think there was a quote that he They asked

720
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Speaker 5: him why he didn't have all the equipment and he said,

721
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Speaker 5: I'm just a natural shooter.

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Speaker 1: I'm a yeah. It's like, damn, you really killed people.

723
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Speaker 6: Uh that's some Jason Bourne talked, like they find this motherfucker.

724
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Speaker 3: That was one of those Olympic stories that went from

725
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Speaker 3: funny to not funny because that was all the features were, like, yeah,

726
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Speaker 3: he was like a highly decorated soldier in the Turkey Charmie.

727
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Speaker 3: It was like, uh oh, yeah, I.

728
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Speaker 4: Got so he's the thing where he's killed a bunch

729
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Speaker 4: of people, you know, on the Olympic state.

730
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Speaker 1: Basically, yeah, well, what else do you want him to do?

731
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Speaker 3: This is probably the best thing he could do in retirement.

732
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Speaker 1: Get that man off the streets, get a cool teacher

733
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Speaker 1: to turn their chair around and talk him into getting

734
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Speaker 1: off the streets and into professional shooting.

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Speaker 7: It's basically real life Hancock Willever, like stop using your

736
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Speaker 7: powers for destruction, Like focus on something good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go win a silver medal for the for the

738
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Speaker 3: deli meat of Turkey. I think shooting is a weird

739
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Speaker 3: Olympic sport, though I do feel like it is like

740
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Speaker 3: archery and shooting just being like can you hit the

741
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 3: target as well as possible? In twenty twenty four seems

742
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 3: like a weirdly specific and somewhat antiquated, like that's not

743
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 3: how we use guns anymore. They just sell you a bazooka,

744
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: now you know what I mean? Like, and no one's

745
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Speaker 3: using the bow and arrow either, so I don't know's

746
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 3: that seems antiquated to me? We don't use like I

747
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 3: guess we do. Actually, all this shit's antiquated because we

748
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Speaker 3: do horse riding and everything.

749
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Speaker 5: Too, shot put javelin like none of the here.

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Speaker 3: We need the social media like, we need the the

751
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Speaker 3: like the take Olympics, like who can come up with

752
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 3: the like Simone Bios being a dwarf should win you

753
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Speaker 3: a gold medal for how human beings actually operate? Now

754
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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, if I'm hearing you correctly, we need we need

756
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Speaker 12: Olympic sports that are applicable to today's yeah, like lifestyle,

757
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 12: not just.

758
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Speaker 3: Like how to hunter gatherers operate? Now you go make

759
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 3: up a bunch of bullshit like Steven A. Smith deserves

760
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Speaker 3: to be a four time gold Medalist for the like

761
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 3: level of bullshit. The what was the what? What was?

762
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Speaker 3: What was the the podcast title? You have? That was

763
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Speaker 3: another senseless shooting? Uh does? That was the title of

764
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Speaker 3: the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yo, you don't give them fuck?

766
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Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

767
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Speaker 1: I love that. I love when there there's like a

768
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Speaker 1: class of people in this country that have truly just

769
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Speaker 1: shed all humanity and are just They're like, I am

770
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Speaker 1: a business, I don't care about nothing or nobody. And

771
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Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith is like the perfect stephen A fucking

772
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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Like there's a group of like people who

773
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Speaker 1: just truly don't feel nothing, and it's it's impressive.

774
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Speaker 3: They turned their brain into input output machines.

775
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Speaker 5: That's just yeah, I'll just say whatever I need to say.

776
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Speaker 1: It don't matter.

777
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Speaker 3: Darren Ravel syndrome. Yeah, that dude.

778
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Speaker 4: Someone was said some ship to him about how how

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Speaker 4: he was. He spoke with some ship concerning black people.

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Speaker 4: Someone said, bro, you're not black. He said, okay, well

781
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Speaker 4: I own a letter that Martin Luther king Grope that

782
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Speaker 4: I bought an auction and he showed.

783
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Speaker 6: That ship like he's got the exact syndrome that like

784
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Speaker 6: is just as problem.

785
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I don't know what you said a fact,

786
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Speaker 1: and now I'll say a fact.

787
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Speaker 3: Anyway. He did try to say he was he he

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Speaker 3: was an authority on on on black culture because of

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Speaker 3: his collection of Martin Luther King junior memorabilia, which was

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Speaker 3: I thought, which is a very white thing. That's a

791
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Speaker 3: very white thing. I know a lot of stupid white people,

792
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Speaker 3: but that is a real specific brain bro.

793
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know more than a touch of theism.

795
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Speaker 1: That ain't hard to collect. Black people ain't trying to

796
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Speaker 1: collect that, you know what I mean, that's not even

797
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: our thing. You give me a bunch of those old

798
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: Buster Rhymes chains, Now that's a black ass collection. These

799
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Speaker 1: used to fit his little neck. Now they fit a

800
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Speaker 1: big neck. That's a collection. Give a funk about Martin

801
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Speaker 1: Luther King. Ships are online. I am saying I wish

802
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying I get it. Give me some Buster

803
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: Rhymes chains.

804
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Speaker 4: You owned the big ass shoe from the Ludifrons video.

805
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 4: You want.

806
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Speaker 1: You know, that's the uh, that's the right shoe. Lula

807
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: still got the left shoe, But I got.

808
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to imagine if Darren Vella's response to why are

809
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 3: you speaking about black issues? Was just to post a

810
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: picture of him with a dog pound chain. You know

811
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 3: what I mean? That would actually have fuck me up

812
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 3: pretty good. I bet you.

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Speaker 5: I bet you stopped retorting quite as quickly. I bet

814
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Speaker 5: you got to go to your notes app to piece

815
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Speaker 5: some thoughts together after that.

816
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Speaker 3: Damn, I did not know you were down with the

817
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Speaker 3: dog pound game, Darren. I'm sorry.

818
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Speaker 1: Damn is that little Chris's Rockefeller necklace?

819
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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you got it, you well Santana American flag.

820
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Speaker 4: Hold on, let me take a step back game ward.

821
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Speaker 3: All right, well Jackson, you got anything from the chat?

822
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Speaker 7: It was just a lot of uh let length let

823
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Speaker 7: lengthon cook during the during the Simon bio.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's beautiful.

825
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Speaker 6: I will say this, she got a big booty.

826
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Speaker 2: To say that she got a big ass booty, Just

827
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Speaker 2: say that like will showering. I'll be working out, be like, well,

828
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Speaker 2: she got a big ass booty, and just start like.

829
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Speaker 3: That is going to be imprinted into my mind.

830
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Speaker 1: Car wheels and kept that big butt some.

831
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 3: You want to fix it, you want to fix it,

832
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 3: I'll give you the fix.

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Speaker 1: It's a little spicy over here, but.

834
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm imagining d realistically, the bravery it would take

835
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Speaker 3: to be the first person to just decide that's the

836
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Speaker 3: storyline to just like on the on the cover of

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Speaker 3: the New York Times today, first Dwarf four time gold medal.

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Speaker 1: And it's the only part of Donald Trump's thing that

839
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Speaker 1: I agree with, piz A. Those a lot of fake journalists.

840
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 1: There's a lot of fake and they.

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Speaker 5: Won't say the truth, which is that this person should

842
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Speaker 5: be should be celebrated in a different community than she

843
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 5: currently is being acknowledged.

844
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 3: But like what if NBC, Like what if during I'm

845
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Speaker 3: just like during her floor roucine yesterday, the producers in

846
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Speaker 3: the truck are just like just furious with you, just

847
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Speaker 3: like we have to do it, Like you have to

848
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Speaker 3: tell tell her to ask Simone about being the first

849
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Speaker 3: door phlipit like and then she's just completely surprised. She's like,

850
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Speaker 3: I've achieved my life goals, I've got my goat diamond.

851
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 3: What does it mean to you to represent.

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Speaker 1: It sounds so funny because this is a redemption, Like

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Speaker 1: like she's like back, she's proving she is the greatest

854
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: and then somebody just throws that hail Mary in there. Man.

855
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: They the funniest journalist of all, truly the best.

856
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 3: I need her to be. I need her to still

857
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: be competing in LA twenty twenty eight. I'll carry the

858
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 3: Jenkins and Jones banner into the gymnastics floor and I'll

859
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: ask you real.

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Speaker 13: Questions if she if she does in fact compete in

861
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Speaker 13: twenty twenty eight, I am going to make it my

862
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 13: life's mission to make it so that somebody asked her

863
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 13: that question.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that it will be me, Mike. I'm

865
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: happy to use whatever power I can to empower you

866
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: if somebody needs to ask her the real questions.

867
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,959
Speaker 3: She's gotten away with it for too long.

868
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Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. We're taking down big height. We're

869
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Speaker 1: taking we're taking it back.

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00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 3: All right. Well, I think that's all the time we

871
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 3: got today, Langston, thank you so much for joining us.

872
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 3: Like like I said August twentieth on Netflix, Bad Poetry

873
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 3: Lengths and Specialist dropping on Netflix, We'll I'll be We

874
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Speaker 3: might have to do it like a like a watch

875
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Speaker 3: like a show watch party. You might have to watch

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Speaker 3: that hop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Houses of Dragons me out.

878
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Speaker 14: The show will be over. No on't got nothing else cooking.

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00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 14: But we'll do after the Olympics. So yeah, we'll do

880
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Speaker 14: a YouTube thumbnail. I'll tell you exactly what it will

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Speaker 14: look like.

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Speaker 3: You'll be in the middle holding a microphone like this,

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Speaker 3: and then on either side of you will be John

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Speaker 3: and Taylor and John and Tyler gun. I love it

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Speaker 3: all right, and thanks for hopping on with us.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate you.

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Speaker 4: The volume