1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast? 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: Elvis represents show. Here we go, the fifteen minute morning 3 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: show podcast. All right, I gotta go, No, I do, 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 1: I have to I told you I have to leave. 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 1: But why did he even like you didn't do anything yet? 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: Because you know, just in case you have to roll 7 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: the credits at the end, I'll have my name on 8 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: here as being here. You said you give us two 9 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: to three minutes. I'll give you two to three minutes, 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: and I have to go. I wish I could stay, 11 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: but I have to go. What's scary? That's like the 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: guy from Dateline, who's the guy that talks like this 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: with the sinister voice. He comes in, he introduces each thing, saying, 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: and now we take you to Chicago where this happened. 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: He reads the headline. It's all he says, John John 16 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: Williams take it away, and that's great game. It's just 17 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: intros and outros. Keith Morrison, Keith Morrison. That's all he does, 18 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: or that's all he did on when when I saw 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: him on Dateline. In fact, L did his sketch on 20 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: him because of him doing the intros and natros and 21 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 1: just taking like twelve seconds and then of a minute 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: and a half. It's interesting if you ever watched Dateline 23 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: or one of those, it really truly is an hour 24 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:25,559 Speaker 1: long show full of interviews and storylines, but the host 25 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: only spends maybe three minutes during the entire hour. It's 26 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: it's what a couchy job dream gig? I want that? 27 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: I want that gig. Wait, you have that gig sitting 28 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: around the table and you're fifty minute morning show podcast 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: is Gandhi and Scary and Brody and Garrett and Danielle 30 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 1: and straightening. You could go that was Mr Hanky, Yeah 31 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: it was. You could go counterclockwise. Next time, I will 32 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: want to be first. Yeah, I don't always have to 33 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: be last. I feel like then I have to say something, well, 34 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: you know what you did that I look left to right. Yes, 35 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: so if you're the last one. But usually they save 36 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: the star for last and starring straight name, thank you, 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: I appreciate it, and featuring straight n And that's how 38 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: you know the big actors and the movies they always 39 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: have the and in the role of straight Nate, straight Nate. Wait, 40 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: so that's that's actually um, I think there's actually some 41 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: some there's something through the guild or something that in 42 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: order to get the and you have to be pretty 43 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 1: important or with or something like that. So technically that 44 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: means the Morning Show is bigger than Elvis Durant. Yes, oh, 45 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: good point and the Morning Show. So technically, yes, right now, 46 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: if it was with the Morning Show, then the second 47 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: thing is not as important. Exactly what? What's scary? Nothing? What? No, 48 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Just say it. Well, 49 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: know what Prody just said? I you know, maybe maybe 50 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 1: like when a singer and they go with the rapper, 51 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: it's the singers song. Yeah, okay, gotcha? All right, So 52 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: this is I gotta go at least give us something 53 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: to talk about before you walk out. We've been on 54 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: for three minutes and we've said absolutely nothing. These are 55 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: the best podcasts. Danielle Well says, daniel what I've done? 56 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: Are you tired? My backhards, my neck, cards, my nick 57 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: my back crackat it's hey, this que a Paltrow candle thing. 58 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 1: I Actually we talked about that because you know, there's 59 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: some scientists at a lab that has to figure out 60 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: what vagina smells like. Right, No, this store, No, but 61 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: here's the story. She said that it was a joke. 62 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: That she was doing the scent with somebody with the 63 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: with the perfume guy, and she smelled and she's like, oh, 64 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: that smells like vagina. And it was a joke, and 65 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: then they came up with this scent, this beautiful scent 66 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: that supposedly is like a vagina. That's what she said, No, 67 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: because there's like, that's what my fiance does. She does flavorings, 68 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: and she's she's gone to school to figure out what 69 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: stuff smells like and tastes like, and there's chemicals that 70 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,119 Speaker 1: make it do that. So how would you like the assignment? Like, Hey, 71 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: your job today figure out what a vagina smells like 72 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: and you have to combine Wwyneth Paltrow. So you have 73 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: to combine these different chemicals to make it smell like. 74 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: But let me ask a question. Do you have to 75 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: go and smell the vagina's first? Her vagina? I guess 76 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: I really wanted to leave three minutes ago. What is 77 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: Chris Martin smell like? I don't know. Well, off of that, 78 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: on Twitter, everyone was using what would your candle smell be? 79 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: My candle smell would be blank hashtag candle smell? I 80 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 1: like sandalwood. Oh that's a good one. Someone smells sandal 81 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: would they'll be like that snate, Yeah, I have sandal 82 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: wood the other right now, yeah, that's a very Indian scent. 83 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: Thank you, ye, no, thank you. I appreciate the promotion. 84 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:53,679 Speaker 1: I would say green or red chili. That candle sounded 85 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: really intriguing. Fried chicken. No, but my brother sent me 86 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: a fried chicken log be burning your fireplace, and I 87 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 1: threw it away, Like what am I gonna do with that? 88 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: I don't. First of all, my fireplace in New York 89 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,919 Speaker 1: is it's a it's gas, so I can't burn it 90 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: in that. So I've got this big chicken smelling logs 91 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: sitting there. I'm like, I don't need that. I Your 92 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: brother just sends you random She sends me the weirdest 93 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: of my brothers, out of his mind. Well, when we 94 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: first started talking about the vagina candle yesterday, I pulled 95 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 1: up all of the weird scented candles Yankee candle companies 96 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: come up with, and they had schnitzel and noodles. Who 97 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: wants to light of candles? You know? Well, you know 98 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: what white is it? White candle factory, white candle barn whatever. 99 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: Yankee candles like the biggest or something maybe Candle Barns 100 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: And yeah, they sell flavored spray for the bathroom, like 101 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: blueberry pie, and so I love those smells. But when 102 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: you spray in the bathroom, it's not like poopy blueberry Perry. 103 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: You know that there's only one. It's matches, you matchine, 104 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: it goes away insane. That sulfur makes it anything else. 105 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: But the problem is is like and someone lights the match, 106 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: and then you go on the bathroom, you go, you 107 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 1: do it here made light of match. I love match lighters. 108 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: Limited edition White Castle candle. Remember when White Castle did 109 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 1: those cases. It's going to be worth a lot of money. 110 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: I feel like white Castle smells kind of like vomit, 111 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 1: but it's delicious. It's so delicious. It's my favorite, my favorite. 112 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: To that point, I love stinky cheese. Stinky cheese. If 113 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: you sniff it, it smells god awful, but if you 114 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: eat it, it tastes great. So it's it's one of 115 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 1: those things. It's going to get through the smelly Castle 116 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: that said, it's seven minutes, and I was here for 117 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: half of the I've got to go. Wait, we're gonna 118 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: talk about head cheese. Where you going cheese is not cheese, 119 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: isn't it. No, head cheese is like this meat. It's 120 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: like a Deli meat. Oh it is, you know that right? Yeah? 121 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: I never know. It's made by all different types of 122 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 1: parts of the head translucid, and it has things floating 123 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,480 Speaker 1: in it in like Gellow Forces the worst podcast ever? 124 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: Why would I sit here any longer? What does look like? 125 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: It's like it's a cube or and it's like either 126 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: a Cuban podcast ever. Oh it comes in the it 127 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: comes in a low format. Yeah, it's like kind It 128 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: has these globules of things. No, don't let it, are you? Okay, 129 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: hold on everyone, Danielle. I can't leave with you vomiting 130 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: like this? What the hell is that? Human? Like the 131 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 1: fingers and it's a clear gelatine and it has okay, okay, okay, 132 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come clear. Jo, we come back to the 133 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: nasty candles? Yeah, thank you. I'm like a gasoline scented candle, candle, 134 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: how about a pool? I would feel weird lighting a 135 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: gas candle with a match. It is kind of contradictory. 136 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: It smells so good. So after I had my stroke, 137 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: my sense of smell and the second one, I had 138 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: my sense of smell and taste became much stronger, so 139 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: I could actually smell people before they walked in the room. 140 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: It was like superpower. It's crazy. That's pretty cool. Who 141 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: in here smells the worst right now? Probably Med? I 142 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: did a check because I think my deodor in his 143 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 1: time for me to switch over to the new ones. 144 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: Sandal Wood's not working. Sandal wood has run its course. 145 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 1: I gotta go to the bear Thorne or whatever old 146 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: spice has. Now that candle would burn out quickly. Gat 147 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:37,839 Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say me, I was 148 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 1: ready for it. No, you've never smelled bad. Thanks. You 149 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: had that garlic thing going on, which was not your fault. 150 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: Was not jet onion jacket? Yeah, the onion Okay, so 151 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: update up TONI jacket? Is that the cleaners And they 152 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 1: told me they called me cleaners yesterday and they said, 153 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, we need to do this two 154 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: or three times now, and you gonna cost you triple 155 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: what you rub it all over your coat. They just said, 156 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: it's not coming out, so burn it. I know what 157 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,439 Speaker 1: you should do tomorrow when we give away all of 158 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: the things to like charitable organization, bring that co How 159 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: much was that jacket that was Michael cores it was? 160 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: And how much have you pay to clean it? You 161 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 1: know what? That's a great point five times too. And 162 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: don't donate it to charity because then someone's going to 163 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: be stinking like onions out there their dry cleaning back, 164 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 1: like why does this smell? Like? What is this? You 165 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,479 Speaker 1: imagine he probably stunt get the whole dry yea infected 166 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: all of those clothes. You guys give away your old 167 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: radio station, uh and gear like that. Because I tried 168 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 1: to do well. I've donated to charity several times. But 169 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 1: this is one jacket from Z one hundred from back 170 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: in the day that I'm like, I don't know if 171 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,719 Speaker 1: I and I don't need it anymore, I should give 172 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: it to charity that green one yes, And I said 173 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: I should give it to charity, and then I walk 174 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 1: into the plate. Wouldn't do it because I'm like people 175 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: could walk around with a logo of thought the station. 176 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: I was like, should I take that? Because we got 177 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 1: these really nice peak coats one year and they have 178 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,839 Speaker 1: a I would say it's like fifteen inches wide by 179 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,200 Speaker 1: like five or six inches high. Of the Z one 180 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: hundred logo from the nineties. It's huge. It's like your 181 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,199 Speaker 1: name on the back of a football jersey. And I 182 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 1: have two of them that I'll never wear and I 183 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: want to donate them because someone's cold. Right, But did 184 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 1: we walk around to see a hundred logo like they 185 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,319 Speaker 1: worked here and they didn't work here. It's okay for 186 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,840 Speaker 1: other people to walk around with it. I think it's 187 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 1: weird when we do it. I never wore I never 188 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,200 Speaker 1: wore it. I mean, you're wearing a jacket, says your staff. Yeah. 189 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,959 Speaker 1: But I went out yesterday. We all went out yesterday 190 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,679 Speaker 1: and somebody that I was with showed up with a 191 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: code on that had their station logo across it, and 192 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 1: I was like, please cut this. I actually agree with you. 193 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 1: I think it's better when someone else wears it opposed 194 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,959 Speaker 1: to us, because it's I just feel cheesy. When I 195 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,439 Speaker 1: went like, hey, I asked me about the dal stage 196 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 1: and I worked for Does Michael Cores carry like a 197 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: Michael Core's wallet, but see, I'll pay to do it. 198 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 1: I do not like anything that has like the m 199 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,880 Speaker 1: k's on it. Like the plain leather is nice, so 200 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: the shoes or whatever, but m k's all over the place. 201 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,719 Speaker 1: My mom yells at me, no that I do like 202 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 1: the I just think it's weird when we wear our own, 203 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: our own stuff with my name. Last year we got 204 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: those really cool gray and black jackets with the hood, 205 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: which ones like they like like athlete jackets, And there 206 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: were sample ones to try on that didn't have the 207 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,079 Speaker 1: logo yet, and I ear mocked the one in my size. 208 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,079 Speaker 1: I'm like, I want that one, but someone took it, 209 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,439 Speaker 1: so I have the It's an awesome jacket, looks good 210 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: on me, but I feel like I can't go shopping 211 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,320 Speaker 1: or go anywhere with it because it's like it's like going, hey, 212 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,199 Speaker 1: look where I work. It's like on the back of 213 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 1: Danielle's chair is the VI Nico and Vin's sweatshirt has 214 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: Danielle on it. You're gonna but that's my point is 215 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,480 Speaker 1: you're never gonna wear it out. My wife wears it 216 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: all the time. She wears her around the house, if 217 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 1: she's running to the store. She didn't work here. She's 218 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,640 Speaker 1: got on the front. And these two unknown people the 219 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 1: record label really wanted to push them. So isn't it 220 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 1: crazy to think daniel has an artist on her jacket, 221 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,560 Speaker 1: but she's the most popular name on the jacket whatever, 222 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: I think it's in the car and you throw in 223 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: a song or on spot you know I heard, or 224 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: Spotify or on your Like, I have a USB player 225 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 1: in my car with hundreds of thousands of songs. Whatever? 226 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 1: Will you play a song that was a one hit 227 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,440 Speaker 1: wonder fifteen twenty years ago? And you're like, I wonder 228 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 1: if they know somewhere in the world where they are 229 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: right now someone is enjoying their music, Like, wouldn't that 230 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: make them have some times? Yeah? I always think I 231 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: wonder if I'm the only one listening to this right now, 232 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: the only one I think you're never are ever, Like, 233 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: if you've ever typed anything into Google, whatever your thought 234 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,200 Speaker 1: is gets auto completed. I don't think I've ever had 235 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: a thought that didn't get auto completed, And I'm like, 236 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 1: who the hell are these other weirdos? Can't we be friends? Yeah? 237 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,080 Speaker 1: That comes up on Reddit all the time. Would are 238 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 1: you doing right now that no one else in the world, 239 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 1: the entire world is doing. My daughter used to go 240 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: on Spotify, and I don't know how you do it. 241 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: I'm sure it's away. She would search for the band 242 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,480 Speaker 1: that had the least followers, like she'd find a band 243 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 1: with three people following them, then follow them and listen 244 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: to the music, and then contact them and say, I 245 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 1: just want to let you know I like your stuff, 246 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: and inevitably they would always write because no one else 247 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 1: was following them. Nice, so she became their fan and 248 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 1: they became her band. I always think about that whenever 249 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: I go to a restaurant that's packed. I'm like, man, 250 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 1: every single person here had the exact same thought to 251 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,600 Speaker 1: do this tonight that I did. Damn it. Like I'm 252 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: not original at anything. I think. Yeah, I went to 253 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: the movies by myself and I went to the first 254 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 1: show of the day. It was eleven thirty to see 255 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 1: Star Wars. And I go in there in the theaters 256 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 1: like half full. I go, how are these people here? 257 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 1: It's Sunday, walk around an unchtime, walk around lunchtime during 258 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,199 Speaker 1: the weekend, and scary and I have done this, and 259 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:59,439 Speaker 1: where it's lunchtime and you're like, there's more people outside 260 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: not doing anything and it's not lunchtime just yet. That's 261 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: the mall too, because we get out early. So I go, 262 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,199 Speaker 1: look something, I'll go to the mall before it gets crazy, 263 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:16,839 Speaker 1: and I go. Don't these people work? That area in 264 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 1: Battery Park City, which is west and south of here, 265 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: which has these beautiful, lush parks and places to hang out. 266 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 1: And I'd be walking there in June on a on 267 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: a Wednesday afternoon around at twelve one o'clock in the afternoon, 268 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 1: and there are people like laying out stretched out taking 269 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 1: the sun with their towels, and I'm like, what do 270 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 1: these First of all, how can these people afford to 271 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: live in this neighborhood? And how can they do that 272 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: without working? Because they're obviously they married. Well there they 273 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: live in these buildings. Yeah, they married. Well that's pretty okay, 274 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: it's not quite over you. I enjoyed that. I felt 275 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 1: like fifteen minute morning show.