Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Cambridge Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, welcome to another episode of The Twat Seat
Speaker 2: with Myself, Teddy Mellencamp band.
Speaker 3: Sarah Judge.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning. We have Caroline Stanberry on today.
Speaker 3: So excited about this.
Speaker 4: Oh I love her so much.
Speaker 1: So many questions about what the hell is going on
Speaker 1: with Dubai and what does this mean for Caroline and.
Speaker 2: I hope it means that we're going to get like
Speaker 2: a spin off with them. But just so you guys know,
Speaker 2: I'm sure all of you do know this, but she
Speaker 2: is a stylist turned reality star on Bravo's former series
Speaker 2: Ladies of London, then she was on Dubai and as
Speaker 2: a luxury brand in ambassador. She represents some of the
Speaker 2: world's most prestigious brands and last year launched her first
Speaker 2: shoe collection, Black Suede Studio. Additionally, Caroline is passionate philanthropist
Speaker 2: and entrepreneur with various projects in fashion, home goods, collections
Speaker 2: and development.
Speaker 1: She's a worker, yes, she is all things fashionable and
Speaker 1: she is quite the influencer on him.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I know we have to ask her.
Speaker 2: Was she able to do the dancing with the stars
Speaker 2: move that we couldn't because I think that I started
Speaker 2: to see it, but then I fell You know when
Speaker 2: you're like aimlessly scrolling and you're about to fall asleep.
Speaker 4: So I started to see.
Speaker 3: The stars A very very bad habit to get in.
Speaker 1: I know, I put your phone down, maybe in a
Speaker 1: different room and not even know that it's there.
Speaker 2: I know, Mom, sometimes I go, I know, I know,
Speaker 2: all right, let's bring Carolina in.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, looking sexy.
Speaker 3: So you're at a hotel right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just a little staycation, little exactly.
Speaker 3: How how's the weather there?
Speaker 5: You know, it's Christmas. It's the best time of the year.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like a little bit windy at night,
Speaker 5: but it's perfect to go out and during the day,
Speaker 5: I mean the beaches of everybody's here. It's Christmas, so
Speaker 5: like everybody is here.
Speaker 2: And how long does it take to get to Dubai
Speaker 2: from Los Angeles?
Speaker 5: Seventeen hours directly direct. I love that, Like, first of all,
Speaker 5: you've got no interruptions, you sleep like it's it's it's
Speaker 5: so worth it. If you want to get away, I
Speaker 5: should come visit me.
Speaker 4: I want to go to where are we going? Let's go,
Speaker 4: let's go stay with me?
Speaker 3: Okay, well now all right, hello, it's my arm you
Speaker 3: mad me?
Speaker 5: Absolutely my house is your house? Come?
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Stanbury's new podcast is called Uncut.
Speaker 5: Help and Uncensored with Caroline Stanbury.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's what you guys got to be listening to,
Speaker 2: because but I do I have to ask a question
Speaker 2: the Uncut It made me immediately go to uncircumcised?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with me?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 4: Your head too tight?
Speaker 5: I love divorce not Dead, and it's what I really
Speaker 5: really enjoyed doing because I feel like, you know, divorce
Speaker 5: is something that is a lot of people, not just
Speaker 5: always a negative thing. It's got such a negative connotation
Speaker 5: and it doesn't have to be. But unfortunately my producers
Speaker 5: feel like it's too niche. But I actually everybody walks
Speaker 5: past me going divorce not Dead now?
Speaker 3: And do you what do you talk about?
Speaker 4: Do you are?
Speaker 3: Is it strictly still just divorce or different.
Speaker 5: Relationships in general? Like a lot, it's mostly relationships and beauty.
Speaker 5: So my biggest one is about how I make it
Speaker 5: work with him, just relationships in general and how to
Speaker 5: make them work and life after divorce at our age. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think everyone wants to know how money works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 3: If anybody knows, you know.
Speaker 5: Yes, in every every situation, So yes, I do.
Speaker 3: Well, what people really want to know is about the
Speaker 3: recent news about Dubai getting put on pause.
Speaker 4: How are you told?
Speaker 5: Yeah, on a phone call, on a phone call. We
Speaker 5: were all told together, and look, I had an inkling.
Speaker 5: But it was a shock, I think because some of
Speaker 5: the other the other girls were so sure that we
Speaker 5: weren't that it was season three was happening, and I,
Speaker 5: you know, and I was like, I don't know, because
Speaker 5: I'd heard a few rumors. I mean, obviously I have
Speaker 5: a lot of housewives that are friends of mine, and Gone,
Speaker 5: you know, kind of gave me a heads up. But
Speaker 5: then you know, you never know till you know. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, me and you talked on social media probably a
Speaker 1: month before the news came out, and you at that
Speaker 1: time said, have you heard anything. I don't think we might.
Speaker 1: I think we might not be coming back. And I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody really knew at that time. But how
Speaker 1: did your cast mates take it? I mean, you've been
Speaker 1: on TV for many years.
Speaker 4: And you have so many other things going on.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have people like Telene. It's her first year
Speaker 3: and now it's on pause.
Speaker 5: Look, Tuleene, I'm absolutely gutted for because, as you know,
Speaker 5: one season isn't enough to really you know launch If
Speaker 5: you look at where I was with Ladies of London
Speaker 5: when I left, I mean that carried my career for
Speaker 5: another ten years.
Speaker 4: And how many years were you on that.
Speaker 5: Three? Yeah, so you know that carried my career for
Speaker 5: another ten years where I was able to sort of
Speaker 5: leverage that platform to get what I needed to do,
Speaker 5: I suppose, and people remember you. I think Tarlene unfortunately,
Speaker 5: you know, she came in, she made a bang. She
Speaker 5: is the classic perfect housewife. She is she is.
Speaker 1: I like, she'll probably end up doing other things. I
Speaker 1: do feel like there's going to be maybe some spin
Speaker 1: off shows. Maybe I'm helping with you and Sergio.
Speaker 5: I mean, Sergio and I are just it's ridiculous. So
Speaker 5: I hope so that would be amazing because I've got
Speaker 5: I've certainly got the friends around. I mean, we've certainly
Speaker 5: got the life I would love to do sort of
Speaker 5: like you know, I'm building that hotel in BALI I
Speaker 5: think the contrast of the way we live here to
Speaker 5: the way we live over there, and to running a
Speaker 5: sort of hotel like that. It's very sort of do
Speaker 5: you remember that shows three Up, two down, or you know,
Speaker 5: it kind of has a below deck feel right where
Speaker 5: we'll be building it and everybody coming in and doing it.
Speaker 5: They'll be very funny. It would be great because it
Speaker 5: could be like.
Speaker 4: A reality version of White Lotus.
Speaker 5: Somebody said that the other day, literally, actually who said
Speaker 5: that to us? Oh?
Speaker 4: Without the death hopefully, yeah.
Speaker 5: Without the death. I could do without the death in
Speaker 5: my hotel. Yes, absolutely, please, No one come there to
Speaker 5: die now.
Speaker 4: I heard.
Speaker 1: I heard a lot of rumors that it was really
Speaker 1: difficult to film in Dubai. There was a lot of
Speaker 1: restrictions and very expensive.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 5: I think probably. I mean, we do have over here.
Speaker 5: They do have two or three Netflix shows filming, but
Speaker 5: I would think so. But I think they haven't quite
Speaker 5: understood the difference between reality TV and making a movie.
Speaker 5: And it's so new and it's such a new place
Speaker 5: to come that, you know, you whoever's on the ground
Speaker 5: really needs to start prepping for a quite a long
Speaker 5: time before. So I imagine it was expensive or you know,
Speaker 5: quite difficult to get the permits, but you know, I
Speaker 5: think now they were finally just getting their feet and
Speaker 5: understanding because also now we have so many other shows.
Speaker 5: I think there's Love Is Blind is on there and
Speaker 5: stuff like that. So I think so many people are
Speaker 5: coming to film movies and do that. They're seeing the
Speaker 5: difference between reality and a movie set, and you know,
Speaker 5: it just they didn't have anything like this before, so
Speaker 5: it really was groundbreaking. And it's what's really annoying is
Speaker 5: Dubai is a backdrop. Right now, it's the number one
Speaker 5: visited city in the world. Yeah, like the world. Everyone
Speaker 5: is here and I mean it like, I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: I'm going to the line of Richie at Christmas. You
Speaker 5: can go every single weekend to a different you know event.
Speaker 5: We've got you know, black coffees coming, this person, that person,
Speaker 5: but you just we never got to see that because
Speaker 5: I just don't they got their stride yet.
Speaker 4: Well what did they say the reason for the pause was?
Speaker 2: And when did you get the impression it was like
Speaker 2: a drenda pause or like.
Speaker 4: Uh, just trying to figure it out.
Speaker 5: I think I was in a blur. I don't because
Speaker 5: I mean when you're put on a call, all of
Speaker 5: you don't really know what it's about, right, So I
Speaker 5: don't think I was listening that hard mean pause. I
Speaker 5: just thought it was over. Yeah, I said, oh, well
Speaker 5: that's it. That was nice.
Speaker 1: What do you think is missing from the show that
Speaker 1: would elevate it a little bit more?
Speaker 5: I think it needs elevating. I don't think they got
Speaker 5: the cast completely right, if I'm brutally honest, but I
Speaker 5: think the cast. I think you need more homes, you know.
Speaker 5: I think you need to see like you can't drive
Speaker 5: down the road here without the cars, the life, you know,
Speaker 5: the lights. Yeah, did you even see that this look?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean no, I don't think you even saw that.
Speaker 5: I mean that it's incredible, And I think, you know, again,
Speaker 5: you're teaching a country to get used to a reality show.
Speaker 5: So at the beginning, they thought Real Housewives was Real
Speaker 5: Housewives of Dubai right now they used to us. So
Speaker 5: it just took a lot longer. But you know, it
Speaker 5: was the same when we filmed Ladies of London. When
Speaker 5: we filmed Ladies of London, no one wanted us. We
Speaker 5: could only film. If you notice, in the first series
Speaker 5: of it, we filmed only in pubs. No real respus
Speaker 5: wanted us, nobody wants around because they had only seen
Speaker 5: jazy Shore and things like this. They were like, we
Speaker 5: do not want it. So it just took it took
Speaker 5: a beat, and I feel like we were just getting there.
Speaker 4: Who do you think was on the cast that.
Speaker 2: Maybe made it harder to for things to happen because
Speaker 2: for me watching it, I feel like TAM's the same
Speaker 2: is it felt like some of the housewives were trying
Speaker 2: to produce it themselves. And I think when you see that,
Speaker 2: it's really hard to watch as a viewer and it
Speaker 2: doesn't feel like authentic friendships. Like who do you think
Speaker 2: was like kind of the cause of that?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I think, you know, don't put me
Speaker 5: in that position, but I think you all I I
Speaker 5: never got on with, you know, Lisa and Brooks. I
Speaker 5: think they made it incredibly hard. Nobody's a perfect mother,
Speaker 5: nobody's the perfect housewife. You will have our cross to bear,
Speaker 5: and no one's children are perfect. As much as we'd
Speaker 5: like to beat them to be, we'd like to shoot
Speaker 5: the little darling sometimes too. You know, children are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, does it does it anger you that they
Speaker 1: didn't try to fix the cast before they put you
Speaker 1: on pause, like maybe they needed a cast shake up
Speaker 1: for the next season.
Speaker 5: Well, which leads me to be maybe it wasn't just
Speaker 5: the cast. I don't know. You know who knows. I
Speaker 5: have not asked the question. I promise you that because
Speaker 5: you know, I've just learned in life. It's not going
Speaker 5: to change anything, is it? You know, me me going
Speaker 5: on and on about it. They either want they they
Speaker 5: would have done it if they wanted.
Speaker 3: To, right, which is I agree with you.
Speaker 1: It leads me to believe that there's more to it
Speaker 1: than just the cast, because if you've seen any new franchise,
Speaker 1: it's a struggle to get off the ground. Now New
Speaker 1: York was rebooted, it probably has the same numbers that
Speaker 1: you guys had. It's a newer show and people are
Speaker 1: asking for the OG's be back.
Speaker 3: And Andy's was at.
Speaker 1: FanFest and said, no, this is the new cast. It's
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's going, it's gonna get there. It's
Speaker 1: gonna get there, which I'm shocked that they didn't have this.
Speaker 1: He didn't have the same thought for Dubai.
Speaker 5: Well, we got a really you know, tough one too.
Speaker 5: We got moved twice. We you know, the second we
Speaker 5: got we were on a Sunday, then we got moved
Speaker 5: to a Tuesday. Then I think we got we were
Speaker 5: up against the debate. Yeah, in one of the episodes,
Speaker 5: I mean, there was no way anyone was watching us.
Speaker 5: And I do believe that the way we'll watch TV
Speaker 5: has changed, just being you know, knowing. I'm a huge
Speaker 5: Housewives fan. I watch all all of them, you know, obviously,
Speaker 5: and I like to watch them currently because it's so fun,
Speaker 5: Like I'm watching my now and I just I watched
Speaker 5: one after the other after the other. Who wants to
Speaker 5: wait a week? So I feel like people do do that.
Speaker 3: They watch it streaming.
Speaker 1: And Andy said fan fest that the overnight numbers really
Speaker 1: don't tell the full story, so we don't know. We
Speaker 1: never get the release of the numbers from streaming services,
Speaker 1: so we really never know how great the show is
Speaker 1: really doing anymore.
Speaker 5: No, which is a conscious decision too, yes, for sure
Speaker 5: and clever because you know all of us as well.
Speaker 5: I think when we're doing a show like that, you
Speaker 5: need people to stay authentic and not to treat it
Speaker 5: too much like a job and to forget that we're
Speaker 5: all on it because the best thing about house Wise,
Speaker 5: I think Bethany actually just puts something out today just saying,
Speaker 5: you know, the thing is we were train wrecks and
Speaker 5: these are savvy women.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, she was one hundred percent correct on that.
Speaker 2: But if you got a call tomorrow that they were
Speaker 2: going to bring a third season, who would you want
Speaker 2: to make sure it was back with.
Speaker 5: Feel, Tarliene and sel Yeah, yeah, you know the three
Speaker 5: of us.
Speaker 3: I think you got the three of you stand out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we and I think we're about to really have
Speaker 5: a good time. You know, it's just such a shame
Speaker 5: because we had got a good bond. Tailane's family is great,
Speaker 5: it's super cute, and she's she's a brilliant. She's just
Speaker 5: so funny because she's this perfect mother and then you
Speaker 5: know she literally goes that shit crazy and that's what's
Speaker 5: funny to watch.
Speaker 1: You know, she doesn't center herself and that's what makes
Speaker 1: it good, just the good the bad. Now, would you
Speaker 1: consider moving to another franchise?
Speaker 3: Like I could see you on Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: You travel all the time, it's not like you're just
Speaker 1: your feet are just in Dubai.
Speaker 3: If you had a house in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Would you consider maybe that franchise or what is there
Speaker 1: another franchise that you would consider if it's.
Speaker 5: Not very Oh, I love them. I mean I would
Speaker 5: do Miami because my friends are all in Miami.
Speaker 4: But that's what I was going to say. I was like,
Speaker 4: I think you would be Miami, right.
Speaker 3: I mean either one are you would do great?
Speaker 5: I would love it, but you know, I just I
Speaker 5: sadly think I've probably been passed around too much. And
Speaker 5: I don't think that's Oh I'm here now, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't you know. I would I would love it,
Speaker 5: but I don't think I'm going to get that chance.
Speaker 5: I don't think. You know, what, what do they say
Speaker 5: once bit twice? I think I'm a unicorn already to
Speaker 5: come back.
Speaker 3: Well, look at Cynthia. Cynthia's bounced around too many different
Speaker 3: Housewives shows after she was let go from Atlanta or
Speaker 3: quit or however that happened.
Speaker 1: And now she's back at Atlanta. And I said, Cynthia,
Speaker 1: we were getting used to seeing you on every franchise,
Speaker 1: like we saw you everywhere, so it's not unheard of.
Speaker 4: She went, she would pop in, Yeah, she would pop in.
Speaker 5: Oh my God, So my girlfriends on Miami just asked
Speaker 5: me to pop in and I wasn't. I wasn't allowed.
Speaker 3: He really see. I think that's great.
Speaker 1: I think that would be a great transition for certain
Speaker 1: people to just be like popping in on different franchises
Speaker 1: because the friendships are athletic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course completely. Stepanie Stephanie Shoshi is one of
Speaker 5: my really really close friends, and so is Larsa and
Speaker 5: I introduced them actually, and I actually.
Speaker 2: One Stephanie is so shy the new housewife, right, is
Speaker 2: she the one that's the ex of Nicole's husband Anthony?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, So did you know them when they were together?
Speaker 5: No? No, no's we've known each other. We were Instagram
Speaker 5: friends for years and then we met up and we
Speaker 5: were introduced to each other by Michael cost from Ermez
Speaker 5: because we both love ms work and I you know,
Speaker 5: we've been talking for years and I actually love her
Speaker 5: and we meet up wherever we can and she's just great.
Speaker 5: So I didn't know her. I've only known her with massud.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: On October twenty six, it was confirmed that The Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of London is going to happen.
Speaker 5: Do you word? I mean, if I get one more
Speaker 5: like email going text message, you've got to go back
Speaker 5: to London. Well, the thing is my daughters, and that
Speaker 5: one would make more sense for me to pop into
Speaker 5: because my daughter's at university, and you know I did
Speaker 5: start it. I wouldn't mind going back for a few
Speaker 5: episodes and handing the bat on to the new girls.
Speaker 5: But again, I don't see my life in London anymore.
Speaker 5: I think, you know, I'd rather do something fresh that.
Speaker 5: My dream is me and Sergio. We'd have so much
Speaker 5: fun and we have enough content to fill God knows what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 1: I mean you can tell just from your social media
Speaker 1: post and all your stories. I am like, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you have a company that follows you around? Or
Speaker 1: does Sergio edit all this?
Speaker 5: Sergio does it all?
Speaker 3: Who comes up with the ideas?
Speaker 5: Sergio? I tell you need to get a younger husband's.
Speaker 3: I have one. He doesn't get social media. He ain't
Speaker 3: that young.
Speaker 4: The camera man speaking of Sergio, and you brought up
Speaker 4: your daughter. How are things with them these days?
Speaker 5: Oh? Much better?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: Yasmin she saw it and watched it back and up.
Speaker 5: At that time she was sixteen. She's now eighteen. It's
Speaker 5: a huge difference, and you know, I think she regrets
Speaker 5: it in the way that you know, I think she
Speaker 5: was being cute and funny and it just didn't land,
Speaker 5: and she was mimicking the way I speak, I suppose,
Speaker 5: and the dry jokes I make. But when you're sixteen,
Speaker 5: it's not as right, right, it can be a little well,
Speaker 5: that's I mean, that's a big thing that we were
Speaker 5: actually talking about on Orange County this year. There's one
Speaker 5: of the kids that's getting really involved and she's even
Speaker 5: going out on social media and talking about the wives
Speaker 5: and all of.
Speaker 3: That podcast about the Wives, like and.
Speaker 2: Where that can backfires because yes, they are children, but
Speaker 2: once they hit eighteen, then it's like people can be
Speaker 2: fair game like it.
Speaker 4: You never know what fans.
Speaker 5: Are to do or say, and I have always said
Speaker 5: to it, look, you know, regardless of everything, it's very
Speaker 5: difficult when you bring up children on TV because you know,
Speaker 5: I've always said to no matter what or how you're feeling,
Speaker 5: she's I mean, she's a backup part of the story, right.
Speaker 5: I think as a family you just always have to
Speaker 5: stay united because the rest of it's hard enough. But
Speaker 5: you know, I do understand again, teenage years are not easy.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you spend an afternoon with me and
Speaker 5: my boys, sometimes you know you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: it's chaos. It doesn't mean they're awful rude children. My
Speaker 5: children are super well mannered and lovely. But you know,
Speaker 5: at the same time, there is difficulty when you're doing
Speaker 5: blended families and you're changing, and you know the line
Speaker 5: of what a father is versus you know, somebody's difficult
Speaker 5: because my husband's only what she's eighteen and he's thirty,
Speaker 5: So there isn't that Maybe natural respects that children have
Speaker 5: adults as well, and she thinks it's funny and cool.
Speaker 5: But let me tell you the first person she called
Speaker 5: to take her to you know, graduation and to take
Speaker 5: pick her up from a party as him. So they
Speaker 5: do relationship, you know what I mean? It was just
Speaker 5: very poor. She knows I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 4: Do we have any baby updates?
Speaker 5: Well, I have spoken to well, they have a surrogacy
Speaker 5: agency now in Aberdabi which is brand new, so we
Speaker 5: have spoken to them. We are going to see them
Speaker 5: and we have Yeah, I got all the prices. I
Speaker 5: now know what's involved and what it looks like he's
Speaker 5: still he really wants a baby. So I'm guessing at
Speaker 5: some stage that's going to happen.
Speaker 4: What this is Sergio, congratulations.
Speaker 5: Oh don't mind at least look at little bit they
Speaker 5: put out there. Now, you know, I think in it.
Speaker 5: I'm slowly getting used to the idea, just like, Okay,
Speaker 5: I can't see how I can not. I've already got
Speaker 5: the egg, and he's willing to do all the work.
Speaker 3: Get the man of baby.
Speaker 5: Yes, I just need the baby of the man of babies.
Speaker 4: Yes, do you know?
Speaker 2: So is the is the egg already fertilized? Like do
Speaker 2: you know if you have a boy or a girl?
Speaker 5: Perfect healthy and we just need that body of her.
Speaker 1: I think I think Sergio would carry it if he could.
Speaker 4: For the right price, I'll carry it.
Speaker 3: Oh God, that's a that's a TV show in itself. Hey,
Speaker 3: I saw how.
Speaker 4: Do you have to I'm a Stanbury's surrogate.
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 3: You guys decorated for Christmas and you like it? I did?
Speaker 3: I love the trees? Did you guys do that yourself
Speaker 3: or hire somebody? And did you have a tree outside
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 5: I've got four four tree So she's amazing. Actually, she's
Speaker 5: actually opening in America now, Joy was Joy by a
Speaker 5: Joy or something her new company in America and she
Speaker 5: does all the major hotels. So she does the bush,
Speaker 5: the big candy cane, the only people that have it
Speaker 5: in dubais Me and the burchelar up. And so did
Speaker 5: you see Sergio's train.
Speaker 3: I didn't see the train.
Speaker 4: That was amazing.
Speaker 5: He's put a training around my tree.
Speaker 3: Well I'm gonna I'm gonna go on line and check
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 5: And I've got I've got eight foot soldiers on my door.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 2: I need to see more of this because I haven't
Speaker 2: even started the Christmas decorations yet. And today when I
Speaker 2: was on the peloton running, they put a Christmas.
Speaker 4: Song on and I was like, it is not even Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: But I'm always, like me, very very.
Speaker 2: Envious of people that have that creative niche to like
Speaker 2: really build out the decorations and make it special.
Speaker 5: I love doing it, and I think, look, you probably
Speaker 5: have enough on your life your plate right now, but
Speaker 5: those kind of things release and make you feel like
Speaker 5: everything is normal. You know. It was funny. The last
Speaker 5: year of my marriage was probably when it all went
Speaker 5: my Christmas turkey hadn't been cooked, and I had an
Speaker 5: actual breakdown at the Christmas table, even though I knew
Speaker 5: it was the end of my marriage. But I think
Speaker 5: because I always wanted Christmas to be put for me.
Speaker 5: It's the thing that I love to do for my kids,
Speaker 5: and I have everybody comes to me always, and I have,
Speaker 5: like you know, fifteen people that come to the house
Speaker 5: and all all the kids. So the most I love
Speaker 5: to go crazy. I'm not. I'm always this kind of
Speaker 5: busy mother and I'm not the best mother all the time.
Speaker 5: So I think Christmas is where I go into overdrive
Speaker 5: just making everything perfect for my kids, and my head
Speaker 5: spins off.
Speaker 2: We know Chanella is on the new upcoming season of Traders.
Speaker 2: Have you talked to her? And as Trader is something
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 5: Do, well, you know what, I'm dying to do it.
Speaker 5: I haven't actually seen it because we don't get it here,
Speaker 5: but I think I understand the concept, and it's in Scotland,
Speaker 5: and obviously I'm English, so I just need to go there,
Speaker 5: and I think I'd be really good at it. I
Speaker 5: knew when you know she was going in obviously when
Speaker 5: she switches off her phone for however long we all
Speaker 5: knew she'd gone somewhere.
Speaker 3: That's the hardest part. That is the hardest part is
Speaker 3: not having a phone and being so isolated.
Speaker 5: But also, you know, as soon as I knew, I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I feel sorry for the team. She's
Speaker 5: not going to last. She read last, she's too everything's
Speaker 5: written all over her face and you see I speak Chanelle,
Speaker 5: so I'm now whisperer and Chanelle can't lie either. She's
Speaker 5: the worst liar. And she also can't hold anything close to.
Speaker 2: A chest, which makes a great housewipe, which is kind
Speaker 2: of like, that's how I am.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll find out soon it airs in January. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be covering that.
Speaker 2: Since the call, have you guys as a group collectively
Speaker 2: like gotten together or spoken or is it just.
Speaker 4: Really been you Chanelle and Toleine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't seen or spoken to the others.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: I have spoken by text with Sarah, but she's traveling
Speaker 5: for her you know, she does a lot of speaking engagements.
Speaker 4: Can you clear something up for me on that?
Speaker 2: We got into like a little Twitter discussion because me
Speaker 2: and Tamora were talking about how she went on a
Speaker 2: podcast and she was paid forty thousand dollars for one
Speaker 2: episode of the podcast, and I was like, this doesn't
Speaker 2: seem yet. To go for a speaking engagement where you're
Speaker 2: standing in front of a crowd forty thousand different makes sense.
Speaker 2: But to get on like, I mean, we're not paying
Speaker 2: you forty thousand dollars for you to sit on here
Speaker 2: and do this podcast.
Speaker 5: I would be surprised. I mean, you know, I love her,
Speaker 5: but I didn't think doesn't sound true. We do a
Speaker 5: lot of podcasting, and actually I remember when she asked
Speaker 5: me to start podcasting. She's told her how to do it,
Speaker 5: so I'd be shocked. If anyone's paying that for anything,
Speaker 5: then those numbers don't exist. So no, I would.
Speaker 2: And most of the time you don't pay guests, Like
Speaker 2: if I were to come on your pod or tamor
Speaker 2: were to come on your pod.
Speaker 3: They don't pay.
Speaker 5: No, you saw you do it.
Speaker 3: I get a lot of spam.
Speaker 1: I get a lot of spam emails saying so and
Speaker 1: so wants you on your podcast and they'll pay you
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Oh loads, loads, I mean all the
Speaker 1: time I'm getting them, and from Silent Come Out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them.
Speaker 1: Are from like My first one was from some big
Speaker 1: celebrity and and I sent it to my agent social
Speaker 1: media agent, and he's like, this is fake.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh damn.
Speaker 5: Me too, me too, And I wouldn't. I don't know
Speaker 5: people that are being paid forty thousand to stand on
Speaker 5: the stage that aren't big stars either right now, So
Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe maybe maybe we're missing something.
Speaker 1: Did you did they and when they when you're on
Speaker 1: the phone with Bravo or your production company.
Speaker 5: It wasn't with Bravo, Yeah, production company.
Speaker 1: Did they give you any indication to when you guys
Speaker 1: will hear something? Are you just on permanent pause or hammer?
Speaker 5: I genuinely thought we'd been canceled, so you're I'm I
Speaker 5: don't know what's happening at all. I genuinely thought we
Speaker 5: were back like ever.
Speaker 1: So it's not like, hey, we're going to circle back
Speaker 1: after the first of the year.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, we didn't get any of that.
Speaker 5: So this is Andy saying the other day, I love Dubai.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy with the things that we've created over there.
Speaker 5: We really nice and hopeful, you know, But I mean,
Speaker 5: isn't a pause Normally? For years I felt like the
Speaker 5: last we were paused. Last time, I we as, I said,
Speaker 5: I'm gutted because I really feel like we were just
Speaker 5: getting going, and we were. We had a really good
Speaker 5: fun you know, group emerging.
Speaker 3: Wasn't Dallas put on pause?
Speaker 5: Seven years, wasn't it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, by then, I was Miami eight,
Speaker 5: I'll be fifty six. I'm you know, coming back then
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm too old. No, just put me on
Speaker 5: traitors or you know, I'll come visit you guys.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how I feel. I said, there's no way
Speaker 3: in hell I'm doing this at sixty. There's no way.
Speaker 4: There's a way. Tom.
Speaker 2: I have a pretty strong suspicion you're going to be sixty.
Speaker 5: I think you'll become the oldest housewife. But none of
Speaker 5: us are going to know because your surgery is so good, amazing.
Speaker 5: I was really worried for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you look amazing.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of questions because you've been pretty
Speaker 1: open about being on ozempic.
Speaker 3: Are you still doing ozempic or do.
Speaker 5: You don't know? What I may do is no, No,
Speaker 5: I just eat really well and I train three times
Speaker 5: a week.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: But when I feel like if I'm traveling, which is
Speaker 5: when you eat the wrong stuff and all that I have,
Speaker 5: I do peptides and one of them is tripeziad uh huh. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I just take that with me and you know,
Speaker 5: so you can have it like once in a month
Speaker 5: or once.
Speaker 1: Does it stop you from getting hungry or does it tabolaze?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Completely, So you can go off ozempic and then just
Speaker 1: maintain it.
Speaker 3: With as long as you have your diets healthy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because if you've been doing ozembic, your your stomach
Speaker 5: shrinks anyways, like just starving yourself. You don't feel right,
Speaker 5: so you don't need this big portions or anything like that.
Speaker 5: And then you you know, once you see how good
Speaker 5: you look again, trust me, what did Kate Moss say?
Speaker 5: Nothing tastes as good as skinny?
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true.
Speaker 1: It's like me doing a fitness competition and being in
Speaker 1: the best shape of my life at forty eight. Anything
Speaker 1: other than that makes me feel inferior, like I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm fat or I'm out of shape or are that?
Speaker 6: And I always know you able to get back there,
Speaker 6: and we could think we all look amazing for our ages,
Speaker 6: all of us, like we have rewritten what the forties
Speaker 6: should look like.
Speaker 5: We truly have. Like you know, I look at what
Speaker 5: some forty year old women and they really look like
Speaker 5: they've been through the ringer, and it's like, I think
Speaker 5: taking care of yourself should be normalized into not because
Speaker 5: we feel like you know, we're going to be left
Speaker 5: behind if we don't, but because of what it does
Speaker 5: for you internally in the confidence and to make all
Speaker 5: these decisions for ourselves. It gives you so many You
Speaker 5: can decide camera not to be the oldest house wife,
Speaker 5: but that's your decision. Because you can go on looking
Speaker 5: like that. You can decide to Eddie w what you
Speaker 5: want to do, what relationship or how your life looks
Speaker 5: like because we have the confidence to step outside what
Speaker 5: everyone's told us we can and cannot do societally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good point. It's a good point. I know.
Speaker 4: We gotta we gotta come on and talk about all
Speaker 4: the things. I'll come over to your pod and we'll.
Speaker 2: Do that.
Speaker 5: Anytime, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: As long as you pay me forty thousand and a
Speaker 2: trip for me in Tama to Dubai, will I give
Speaker 2: you rupees.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's another thing. I can't remember what
Speaker 5: the girls were saying or what Caroline Brooks said in
Speaker 5: one of them, and I kept thinking, you know, they
Speaker 5: make out that it's dollars, you know, aed it could
Speaker 5: have been not the forty thousand. That's still ten thousand
Speaker 5: dollars or five thousand dollars, whatever it is. But you
Speaker 5: know sometimes the girls go well that with you know,
Speaker 5: one hundred thousand dollars, and like, okay, one hundred thousand
Speaker 5: here is like, you know, not what it sounds like
Speaker 5: over that.
Speaker 4: Well, we love you you guys.
Speaker 2: Make sure to tune into Uncut and Uncensored and make
Speaker 2: sure that you're following Caroline because her and and Sergia.
Speaker 3: We love Sergia so good.
Speaker 5: We love you you really, you guys are the sweetest
Speaker 5: to me. I really love it. Thank you and you
Speaker 5: make it easy.
Speaker 3: Yes, we miss you all the time.
Speaker 4: Bye guys, Bye,