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Speaker 1: I've got some sweet news. Alchemy This will now drop

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Speaker 1: You're welcome, Welcome back to Alchemy This. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock. What's that? I do

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Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. Well listen, as the skin,

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Speaker 1: I am technically the largest organ. You keep bringing that up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's like I wrap all of us together. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm here as a representative of the fingers. I am

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Speaker 1: the pinky. You all know me. Hey binky, nice to

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Speaker 1: see you all. Just want to let you know. Everyone

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Speaker 1: else sends their best, but they could not make it today.

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Speaker 1: What do you do again? Exactly? Yeah, I'm the fancy

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Speaker 1: accent um when drinking tea and otherwise I'm like a flag.

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Speaker 1: Everybody know your fancy What's up with that ring you're wearing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And right now it's blue everybody, this has been a

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Speaker 1: really great meeting. This is a really good meeting. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's just let's can we get I'm just gonna be

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Speaker 1: a something in the throat. It's it's something in the throat.

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Speaker 1: You mean, detrimental and danger to the entire system. Work around.

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Speaker 1: check real quick. Hard, nothing to say today. Hard to

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Speaker 1: Alry Becky' no, no, no, no, no, I'm I'm basically useless.

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Speaker 1: We all made it clear. I don't see that. I

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Speaker 1: because again, Lever, you're very dismissive. Yeah, well you know,

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Speaker 1: Oh and sometimes sometimes it gets it gets in the way.

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Speaker 1: You're blaming me for brain not being here. This is perfect.

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Speaker 1: I'm flushing them out and moving them on. I'm organizing. Look, granted,

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Speaker 1: get her yoga teaching certificate. No, all of us up,

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Speaker 1: a little one. I've brought a little cist along with me. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's just I felt the more of the merrier. It's

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Speaker 1: you don't like us? How about just a topical cist

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Speaker 1: Everybody brace for impact. Karen's beginning kickboxing in about ten seconds, gathering.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna rap share. How does Pinky know all this?

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Speaker 1: I'm on the outside, so it's skin ye, but I'm covered.

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Speaker 1: I'm constantly covered. He's that was unnecessary? Stomach? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: That was just you guys having a meeting without it? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: Have you been drinking a little bit? Have you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Where are we o? Karen? Get me out? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good to see you, great to see to see you.

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Speaker 1: Need to talk? You look great? You look great? Thank

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Speaker 1: Come on, and brain, do you think you can get

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Speaker 1: I'm doing really well. How are you my remember me? Pinky?

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Speaker 1: Of course I do, Pinky. I got my Philly to

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Speaker 1: They hearted, it's me live. You sent me some blood

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Speaker 1: that one time. I remember. I hope that worked out

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Speaker 1: for you. Thank you. So what's the big news? Well, heart, um,

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Speaker 1: to and why are you? Oh? Good for Karen Karen needs.

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Speaker 1: We just want to make sure that everybody benefits. That

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Speaker 1: welcome hip. I'm part of the body because the heart

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. I'm sixty three years old. I

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Speaker 1: is it? Becky Townsend? Okay, Becky, I'm one of the judges.

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Speaker 1: Put your hands together for Coronado. I'm Corondo. I'm seven inches,

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of and I'm getting couman as well. Yeah,

418
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: that's pretty standard. If she fast, if I suppose, I'll

419
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: make an exception if she fishes old the fetish. Why

420
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: don't you lick that guy's ham? That's okay, there's no cheese.

421
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look the other ways. Two men looking. It's

422
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: more of a sucking sensation for my sucking on my

423
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: finger on the teeth. Where's your pinky ring gum? I'm sorry?

424
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: In a while, so, I think that that was much

425
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: less spicy and much more creamy than I expect. There's

426
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: a lot of cheese. It tasted a lot like sometan lotion.

427
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: I use that, so that could be good or bad.

428
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: Taking testing too up, we go, say shop glasses, you

429
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: can take a shop of chili glass a shop class.

430
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 1: What is that? It's a little glass. Do you mean

431
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: a shot glass? Said shot? No, I didn't, Becky getting

432
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: your sho cow, I'm not a cow. Do you say

433
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 1: that to me? You're a shoe? Cow's a shootout? Moo cow?

434
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: Vincent day. I think Mr Simon Cow should be disguss

435
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: and he's about to. He's our celebrity. Guess Amy, Why

436
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: why you eat my chili? Is it put in the

437
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: shop glass and you take a little unk on mandarin

438
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: orange and you suck on it and then you lick

439
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: my neck. There you go bottom. Oh okay, now you did?

440
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: You put it through the strainer of the messed it out?

441
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: What's all? That's a little spicier than I expected. That's good.

442
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: That's really good. Have you not in a million years?

443
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: On top of up? So little? Well, I just don't

444
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: taste gamey or weird or anything. Try this is a

445
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: blind test, okay, And now to our last contestant. Alright,

446
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: I have spooned out some samples of my chili and

447
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: these porcelain bowls, and I'll give you each of bamboo

448
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: spoon tasted. Thank you. I don't don't be wood well,

449
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: it's just there's no imperfections. It seems like from the

450
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: utensils and everything that's personally like perfectly fashioned machine. Yeah, Beckett,

451
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: do you see how different it is when there's a

452
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: ceramic I understand it's all presentication. I mean, I thought

453
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: mine was fine. Okay, let you know what what flavor profile?

454
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: All right, mole, I tastes delicious. I have never ever

455
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: in my life tasted something, so I'm getting hints of

456
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: something though, what is that? I don't know. It tastes

457
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: as a vegan that gave up me a long time ago.

458
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: It tastes delicious, like alternative meat. Seems very strangest. I'm right,

459
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm picking that up. It does like it like it

460
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: could almost be impossible to guess what it is? Can

461
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: I try? Can I try? Try? I want to try it? Everyone?

462
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: Everyone tries it good. It's very good. Okay, you fools,

463
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: you fools, you've just eaten soy e. It's so hard

464
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: to digest. I torondo, corondo. I'm getting on by spaceship

465
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: and going back to my home. That's the whole point,

466
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: is the corondo. If I could, Your spaceship seems to

467
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: be made of cardboard. You're clearly on stilts as I

468
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: tuck up your pant leg and the hill not so,

469
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: there's something else going on in here? Is this skin

470
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: green though? Or is that that's makeup? Probably get from

471
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: the costumes show? Alright, I'm sorry, guys, Raymond gigs up. Yeah,

472
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: it's me Raymond. Oh my god. The mechanic, everybody, what's

473
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: my son mechanic? You're a mechanic and party buss before

474
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: your kids a mechanic. His hands are tonics. Also, your

475
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: son's a mechanic. To us, what's in this? It's something

476
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: other than people. You say people people kind of people,

477
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: human people. Oh my god, Wait one second, this guy

478
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: is obviously still on stilts. Yeah, it mounds pretty short. Yeah.

479
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: I think there's steals up and he's wearing a wig.

480
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: I fooled you all, but we didn't eat soy, right,

481
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: so it's not soy? Wait? Are you a little fella?

482
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: My name coincidentally is Corondo, where there never was a Raymond.

483
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: I was your son all along. Now who's the stupid one? Now?

484
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: That is so fun up when I found out my

485
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: son it's an alien, that it's my son, then it's

486
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: some other person in Corona, but still my son. You

487
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: want to use that again to me because that can't

488
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: even turning stuff on me since day one, but your

489
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: house got my fights on his back, you know what.

490
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: Let me just say time right now, you've had a

491
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: vendet against me my family since we were born, were born,

492
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: since we were born, was born, and we grew up

493
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: in this small town together. We have a lot of history.

494
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: But one thing you are not going to take. You

495
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: are not going to take this moment that me and

496
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,479
Speaker 1: my son get to see each other. It isn't your son,

497
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: though I love you too, Al right now. You want

498
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: to crawl back inside me? Yes, come inside? Corondo can

499
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: act quick question before you get back up in there?

500
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: All right, I'm half way in. He went first, I

501
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: did stop. We can continue speaking, Corondo. Uh, when you

502
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: were as the kid, as one of her sons, did

503
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: you do a head count, because we're still trying to

504
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: nail down just how many siblings there are? Uh? There

505
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: there were five, so about ten is now half that

506
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: you're looking at five? So five in addition to you

507
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: or five including you, five including me? All right? A

508
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: little ago, I'm gladly clear that last part of who wins? Well,

509
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: there's we still have our judges, and I'll say the

510
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: competition can't end until there's a winner and no rules

511
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: also state three b I believe that the winner can't

512
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: be inside another winner, winner can't be inside. It's three bays.

513
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: Winner can't be in inside. And then contemp. You want

514
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: me back out? If you want to be eligible to

515
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 1: win the prize, you have to come back out, all right, okay, judges,

516
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: all right, Um, you want to go first? Well, pretty

517
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 1: damn sure there was gluten in one of these chilies,

518
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: because I have feeling very sick. Could be the humans.

519
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: Let me get a question, if I may. When you

520
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: when you feel this way a little ill, it's not

521
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: a little start sounding like a constantated Elvis Presley. Is

522
00:34:52,440 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: that just organic? Organic? Simons? Guy comes always there's always

523
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: an evil judge. I mean I come from everybody, Yes, questioning.

524
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: In fact, your observations are a little man bey pambo

525
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: from Corondo. I don't believe there were people. I'm glad

526
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: you finally admitted a third generation. You are an alien.

527
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with cow. There's this is real meat.

528
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: Let me get off these stilts. Yes, I fooled you all.

529
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: I fooled you all for I am not Corondo. I'm

530
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: even smaller than you thought. Oh you can fit the

531
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: side in my hands. I can't. Well, it makes sense

532
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: you would have about ten children. So I'm saying, who

533
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: knows that they're that small? Who knows a headcount? I'll

534
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: come over them, not you come over in my house,

535
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: break your arm, welcome it. And I made you all

536
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: eat traditional chilling concarnate tons of cheese and gluting in there.

537
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: So for Becky, thank you, thank you. Wait a second,

538
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: let's weigh in. I'm I'm way no to that to reevaluate.

539
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: Oh god, look at this corruption at the highest order.

540
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 1: But I'm doing it openly. I guess that's all right exactly, Becky.

541
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: At this point, hell up, if we can move it along.

542
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: There's also a pig contest in a three legged race,

543
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: so at events, can I just also suggest only having

544
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: two judges was a mistake. I guess you can suggest

545
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: whatever you want, because you came in here like like

546
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: and said you, okay, we have so we need a

547
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: tie break. I did. I on with the possum. Okay,

548
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: so let me go to it. So after three B

549
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: states that one contestant cannot win if it is inside

550
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: of another contestant, three C says in order to break

551
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: a tie, little fight, you gotta fight good by I'm

552
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: gonna rip your jaw off. And he's a desolate. I

553
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: think you're gonna do some kind of samp something to me.

554
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna happen. Happen? Come here, a little cow. I'm

555
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: not a cow. You your little kidman lady, you live outside.

556
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm selling your fists right now. Oh my god, I crow,

557
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: can you move your like? Oh damn, that's that friend.

558
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: Becky can take it. You can take it. She's also

559
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: kind of a lady. And gentlemen, your winner. Oh no,

560
00:37:48,680 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: he's organ Becky. You've been crowned the winner. Go please

561
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: make a little acceptance speech, I said, I mus said,

562
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: his thanks were broken. I failed to make my tea.

563
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: I said. It's time. My stomach and my asses lead

564
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: him up. Got up, Cornado is real. Come out of me,

565
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: Come out of me, Cornado. You look right if if

566
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: you can get me, I love you. Someone right. You

567
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: were the only little ball all right here said my tumptney.

568
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:45,479
Speaker 1: People run out. Okay, uh Roger and Gloria, we're gonna

569
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: go back from commercial in fourteen seconds. We needed to

570
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: throw it to weather and uh here from fourteen seconds.

571
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: It's fourteen the amazing chili cook off that he was

572
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: at judging earlier, throwing it to Roger and well, we're live.

573
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: We're live. We're going Oh oh look that No, no, no, no, no,

574
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: you have to listen to me. I'm man here, I'm

575
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: mad ahead. Commercial, we're a commercial. Sorry, we tried to

576
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: get there about we are doing the bantery. You have

577
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 1: to a lot of advertisement to keep this ship afloat.

578
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: When we go back. We want to go from the

579
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 1: news desk to the weather. Three. My liver is really

580
00:39:49,480 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: we're back. Scott Tillman. Great recommercial t Yeah for the

581
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 1: Tillerman you remember the that's right, Yeah, that's right. There's

582
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: Cat Steven's album. That's your slogan. That's right. It's a

583
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: family name. But you know, did she really well cut? Great? Great? Yeah?

584
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: These these little bumpers are really paying the bills. I

585
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: want to tell you, Uh, can we come back? Please?

586
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: Can we get the weather? I know you guys are

587
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,959
Speaker 1: doing your best. You did try, he tried, he said,

588
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: he just said Scott's name. I said, I said, Scott

589
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: Tillman's Scott Tillerman. We worked with the man for nineteen years.

590
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, an addict is amongst us. We are live now.

591
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: Scott Tillerman. You went to a chili cook off this weekend?

592
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: Anything interesting or unusual? Yeah, he's on location. We have

593
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: to throw it. Okay, we're throwing it to Scott Tillerman.

594
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: He's on site at the State Fair where he just

595
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: judged chili cook off. How spares what commercial commercial? You

596
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: can smell here? Commercial? Scott commercial? You guys, you throw

597
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: it to me. I never get to report on the

598
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: actual goal, cant cant a kin over there? And can

599
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: we also what happened? We got to know from the producers,

600
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: can we get a different laugh? I got creepy at

601
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: the last one. That was very creepy. Actually, I just

602
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: got a new note from the producers. We're not We're

603
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: going We're going live. When we come back from commercial,

604
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: over to the field to Scott, I just got okay, Scott,

605
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: I just got to know from the producers, can you

606
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: throw it back to the studio? Yes, cooks. I got

607
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: a lot of voices of all right, so the smell

608
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: of hey is mixing with uh, well, let's just say

609
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: livestock and uh but earlier today there was a chili

610
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: cook off involving alternative meat. And so you'll never guess, never, Bessie,

611
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: you you'll never out, You'll never guess, work work with it?

612
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: What what? What? The winner was? H's my interview with her.

613
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: Now cut to commercial. Okay, the first I guess, we're

614
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: gonna throw it back after you you have to throw

615
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: it throw it to the throwback to the and I

616
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: mean commercial when I say you, guys, oh god, this

617
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: is live. We're gonna end up on one of those

618
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 1: bloopers those YouTube. The last one got seventeen views. You guys, Yeah,

619
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Speaker 1: but I looked like a racist. I thought he was.

620
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: It was an honest mistake. And we're back with the

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Speaker 1: live interview and three. So your particular blend of chili

622
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: involves what as the winner? You can tell us now.

623
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: It was a silicon tube and inside the tube with

624
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: spinach and feted cheese piasts. And then my coronado was

625
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: actually my son, and uh he was rayming for a bit,

626
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: but he was just on stilts. And then we found

627
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: out that all the billboards for fight, and I don't

628
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: know how he got that money, probably from a mechanic.

629
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: And then you're so emotional from the victory, I'm sure

630
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 1: let's throw it back after you two in the studio.

631
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: So you're saying that was merely a very tidy person

632
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: on a series of stilt That's what I was getting

633
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: a bunch of get some money for the billboards. That's

634
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: that's a story I'd love to crack, if only they'd

635
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: give me the opportunity. We can't let you out of

636
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: the studio. You're too valuable here. She got these new

637
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: bloopers on YouTube. This it's those crazy inchor people. You know,

638
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Look at that gay guy.

639
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: Watch this again. Oh, look at that gay guy. I'm blind.

640
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,959
Speaker 1: I turn this off. Why are you watching this? It's funny, Damn,

641
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 1: it's funny. Son. This woman is clearly ignorant, she's raisist,

642
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: and it's hell of funny. That's not what funny is, son,

643
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: Let me show you come downstairs into the basement with me.

644
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,479
Speaker 1: You never let me down there. Yeah, because it's filled

645
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: with some racist ship. That's funny. Oh, it's not funny.

646
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: It's not funny. Okay. I can't believe that you have

647
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: that sort of sense of humor. What have you been

648
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: watching this? Door? Oh it's like a I went to

649
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 1: one of these museums in school, dad, like the Museum

650
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: of Tolerance and stuff. Yeah, well, there's a lot of

651
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: artifacts here. I don't want to be here anymore. I

652
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: don't want to be here. Okay. I learned my lesson.

653
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: I learned my bed. You can knock it down up.

654
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I heard you knocking at the door. Is

655
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: there something I can help? Yeah, there's some you can

656
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: help it with Bert Bert Turler, that's me. Okay, we

657
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: have a Warran right here. We're supposed to compensate all

658
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: your racist ships. Warrant said, if I can, I mean, son,

659
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: I think you can up. I think he's doing it

660
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: for educational purposes and I'm trying to rip the world

661
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 1: of racism. So I've collected all in my basement. Sure

662
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: you can take it way to say you're great man.

663
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: Have us on a technicality, so you're holding this so

664
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: no one can see it. I don't let my children.

665
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: This is the first time I've let my own son

666
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: go down into the baby. I'm sorry to interject him

667
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: a very high level agent. Why don't you just destroy

668
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: the racist ship as you're collected. You've got a point, Well,

669
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: some of this stuff is valuable, okay, so that's a value. No,

670
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: we can't have that. If you want to see something

671
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: really racist, come up to my room. You've recovered quickly.

672
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: There's a lot of stairs. He doesn't let a lot

673
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: of adults in his room, so be respectful. But he

674
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: got there in the laptop. It's a blooper reel. Somebody

675
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: you should really see, like I love Lucy flippers with

676
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: a candy on the conveyor belt. Actual media source news

677
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: segment check this out news. We're gonna be on a

678
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: blooper reel. Well, we've been on so many of them. Now,

679
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: this was the year, this was the year. We're to

680
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just shipped myself. See, okay, this is racist.

681
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: Show them the other clips. She says about a blind guy. Oh,

682
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: look at the gay guy. I'm blind. So it's not

683
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: a very long yeah, so that's not a racist. And

684
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: we don't know if he what a sexual orientation. He

685
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: might have had a penis actually in his mouth at

686
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: the time. We know this and other news today federal

687
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: authorities rated the basement of local racist Bert Turler. And

688
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: we're live. Oh, there's too many voices. Sorry, too many voices.

689
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: Come on your beard. We're lif we're live. Oh I'm blind. Okay,

690
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm blind. What does that have to do with anything?

691
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: But does that have to sports? Okay, let's go to

692
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: Johnny Tackle with sports tackically here Dallas or Johnny Mountain. Alright, alright, alright, alright,

693
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: everyone in my god damn office. What is it? I'm

694
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: shutting down the stack? Everyone up, Everyone is sucked up. Okay,

695
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: and you don't hold back, Phil tell us what relax? Okay? Oh,

696
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that needs to relax. Relax. Everyone

697
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: is fucked up, all right? When you get when it

698
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: gets thrown to you, don't just mention other broadcasters names

699
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: every time? Why is that? Why do you get tickled

700
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: by your room forever? For the record, I didn't mean

701
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: to mention the come on his beard. I didn't know

702
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: we were alive. I was trying to help. I was

703
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: trying to relax. And can I get a towel for

704
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: my beard? By the way, yes, there's still something on

705
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: your beard? Can we collect a little though, there's a

706
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 1: sample for what to know what? And maybe the source

707
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: you cover high school sports, local high school sports. Whether

708
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: my point is when it might be helpful for there

709
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: being an investigator. Well, there's no more news station. I know.

710
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because Scott Tillerman was covering local sports. Johnny

711
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: Tackle always collapsing into giggles. I just don't know the

712
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: difference between Simon and Johnny Tackle. All right, there's no Simon,

713
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: Phil Please. There's not a lot of alternative news sources

714
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: out there anymore. And in this climate wo over here. Yeah,

715
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: I've been running a little show out of my Party

716
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: of Us And if y'all will be so kind as

717
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: the broadcast, that'll be happy to take over the station. Okay,

718
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: hold on, like you just came in here with a

719
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: bag of possums. It's not a bag of possums, bagpossum corpses.

720
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: All right, m there's no more of this. So if

721
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: you want to go and do that, fine, when this

722
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: station is so fucked up, Okay, I've done with the station.

723
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: As the owner of the station, though, wouldn't you want

724
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: it to be a thriving business and make money. Yes,

725
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: you're not a detective. Losen up, Scott Simon. There's no Simon.

726
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: So idiots at the fair thought he was Simon Cowell.

727
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: That's what you're getting mixed up. You would recognize those idiots,

728
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: You would really recognize whatever. Whatever, whatever, everyone hear something,

729
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 1: all right, that's your explanation. I'll do anything, Phil, I'll

730
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: I'll read those scripts that that those right wingers right

731
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: for all the local news. I'll do anything. No, do

732
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: you jump right, I'll do it. I don't care. What

733
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: if you two went to the van to the crazy Okay,

734
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: you two could finally be who you really want to be,

735
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: who you are, that's what you can find out. Why

736
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: are you helping because this outside all right? Else, what

737
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: do you think I don't understand the plan? Do you

738
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: think that I'm hiding something about myself that I'm not

739
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: revealing who I really am. I'm just saying, right, weird?

740
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: No the other person? Right? Aren't you offering them an

741
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: opportunity to broadcast real news? My dear was I will

742
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: take you all cameras. I'm never doing a part of

743
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: the bus and just sort of type reality. If we

744
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: could get the equipment out of the station, you know,

745
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: why not dry this? What's stil going to use it for? Exactly?

746
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: Probably to sell it? This is all funked up? And

747
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: what kind of owner is that? That's not a very

748
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: good no make? I thought? I'm sorry, what kind of

749
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: bowner is that? The way I don't keep your so clean?

750
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: It's PCT. Well, guys, we gotta do something in this

751
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: parking lot either, I'm walking to that. I'm sorry. Uh,

752
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:50,479
Speaker 1: you can't just be lrdduring here? Okay, Uh sorry, I'm

753
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: the seary. Oh yeah, also a parking attendant, so you're gun?

754
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: Is it? Okay? Thank you? That was good. That was easy.

755
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: It's easy for him to get one, it easy for

756
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: you to take it. Oh, it's on his word? Is

757
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: it to disarm a person if you just sort of sell?

758
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: What's doing? Billy? What's it? Cracker t Billy soda, cracker tea?

759
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: Do you use two hands when you shoot that? I'll

760
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: use one that's on a sad one. It's like a

761
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: gangsters like a gun back. Oh, sir, thank you. Uh,

762
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: we're saying we can't loiter in the person. What is that?

763
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: It's settling down? Hello, hello, worth links. I am here

764
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: to serve man right. I would like to tune of

765
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: fish on rye cheddar cheese, side of potato chips. I

766
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: have a book here that says to serve man right. Man,

767
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: get the cameras rolling. I'm just my cell phone. Yeah,

768
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: good idea. Okay, we're live. We're live. What do we

769
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: do with? Of course you're a That's why I'm talking

770
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: to you. Yes, yes, Corondo? Is it? What planet have

771
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: you come from? I have come from the planet Corondo.

772
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: We are all named Corondo. There. My real name is

773
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: more complex than your Earth years can comprehend. My real

774
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 1: name is okay Corondo for shure, it makes sense, Yes, Corndo.

775
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,760
Speaker 1: I thought would be easier. Now, what's in the book, Condo.

776
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: You don't need to know what's in the book, right,

777
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 1: but you've made a point of I'm here to serve man.

778
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: Okay again, I'd like to tuna fish on rye with

779
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 1: cheddar cheese. Do you think this guy is actually gonna

780
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: be and with the hottest new restaurant in town. I'm

781
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: here sitting with executive chef and owner Corondo. Corondo, give

782
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: us a little taste visually, of course, for our viewers

783
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: at home, of what you got cooking. Okay, this is

784
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: a tuna fish on rye. This is a very popular dish.

785
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: A lot of people requesting this, some multiple times. Uh,

786
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: and give it a taste all right? Wow, tastes like

787
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: a tuna fish on rye, but the ultimate to aficial

788
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: Ryan right? Sure? Now tells you've never had one that good?

789
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: Oh I haven't. This is fantastic, Corondo. And how about

790
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: a little side of chili? Alright? Why not? This is

791
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: my own personal recipe. Oh it's a bottom. Thank you

792
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: for trusting me on this, Coronda. Here it is here

793
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: that Billy Billy streetcar tea boy? Is that? Oh? So? Now,

794
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: as I know that you had one of the most

795
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: fantastic meat cutes in restaurant history. Well, yeah, I just

796
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: got landed in the parking lot where I just don't

797
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 1: gonna give it a back to your arrival on Earth

798
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: kind of set the precedent that most religions were fake

799
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: and that the destruction mankind is ever present. How does that?

800
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 1: How do you deal with that when you're cooking? It's

801
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: tough because society appears to be collapsing around my arrival,

802
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: and yet I want business from my restaurants. So it's tough.

803
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: But all I can do one he and I just

804
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: want to make good food in in a welcoming atmosphere,

805
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: and I want to serve man. Look at there's a

806
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: damn twinkle at him. Oh wow. We got a lot

807
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: of If you go on your yell page, a lot

808
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: of people love the lights above. So story, Michael, could

809
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: you throw it back to the news desk and what

810
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm done with this? So? Uh, Coronado, I love it

811
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: now as I understand it, Most of the ingredients you're

812
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 1: using are locally sourced, locally farmed, locally. Absolutely yes, everything

813
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: comes from right here in town. To do that very close,

814
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: very close. So the tuna would come from the lake

815
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: just from what we need you to send it back

816
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: to the studio. I got that in one second. Is

817
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: one of those, you know, funny questions about where it

818
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: comes from, but it always does end up in town. Yeah,

819
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: so where does the tuna come from? Where does it

820
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: come from? That's the internal question into televisions. Off. Please

821
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: send it back. Yeah, right, so where does it come from?

822
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: Where does wait? Let go of my book, Let go

823
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: of to serve. Fine, let me just look through this

824
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: really quick. Don't look through it. Let me just look

825
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: through this back to the studio. Thank you, Corondah. Man,

826
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: it just seemed like Michael was sucked into that book

827
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: to serve. Man. I'm sure that was some sort of

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Speaker 1: magic trick. That's a side show at every table. Let's

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Speaker 1: go over to Pete with sports. Well, guys, uh, it's

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Speaker 1: been a bad deal for sports. Um, what happened? A

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Speaker 1: lot of the local high school football team members have

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Speaker 1: gone missing missing, seems one by one they keep they're disappearing.

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Speaker 1: So do you have any video? No video, You're not

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Speaker 1: a detective, Pete. Okay, just stick to the story. Um. No,

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Speaker 1: there will be no football game at the high school

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Speaker 1: this Friday night, for the first time in forty years.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Damn did they pick that up? Am? I

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Speaker 1: still miked? This is no one ever so many people

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Speaker 1: going missing, not just not just here in the football field,

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Speaker 1: but at the post office and and and and at

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Speaker 1: the library. People are going missing and no one's talking

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Speaker 1: about it. It's just the library is not that popular,

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Speaker 1: and it's that kind of attitude. That's that's that's covering

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Speaker 1: something up here. Everyone just lined up in two the

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Speaker 1: fish sandwiches all day and people are going missing. Cut something,

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Speaker 1: can we cut? No, you can't cut to anything. Dear God,

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Speaker 1: Dear God, deserve bad cook cute another episode of bogamy.

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Speaker 1: There come to a genius conclusions. Uh, they just went

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Speaker 1: off the air. They just went off the air. That's

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Speaker 1: how you finish a station died. My favorite part, I

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Speaker 1: have to say it was when the GM of the

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Speaker 1: station shut it down because everything is fucked up. His explanations,

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Speaker 1: it really was, let's go around starting with Greerman. Uh,

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Speaker 1: please tell folks where they can find you. You can

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Speaker 1: find me at the West Side Comedy Theater. Uh, Dynasty typewriter.

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Speaker 1: We're doing shows. Jeby Greeber on Instagram. How you spelling that? J? E. B.

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Speaker 1: B right, okay, and the rest is letters. Uh, Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Jack Heney, you can catch me embar supply second fourth

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Speaker 1: Wednesdays to the West Side Comb Theater. Or if you

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Speaker 1: want to see other content, check out Brief news brief

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Speaker 1: dot com. And he did say content. He said content.

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Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, I am content to tell you that you

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Speaker 1: can follow me at at Kikowski on Twitter. Also at

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Speaker 1: Orange Tuck's improv on Twitter to find out show dates

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Speaker 1: for me and my wife around the city of Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: the country of the next day, and the world that

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Speaker 1: we are in your wonderful and hilarious wife car look account.

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Speaker 1: That's correct. Guested on this show for a couple of

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Speaker 1: Thank her again for that. But that's a rag hi

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Speaker 1: to be here. Thank you for joining us today. Dynasty

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Speaker 1: Typewriter on Instagram or Vanessa Hope for the boring stuff,

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Speaker 1: and just live your life to the fullest. Everyone. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty sweet. Christoph Varado, No, I think that's it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for the fullest. Yeah, but it's not also kind of

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Speaker 1: pressure on a daily basis. It is it is, and

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Speaker 1: then we ultimately don't live up to that, and so

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Speaker 1: every day feels like a failure and you go deeper

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Speaker 1: and deeper and you've got the commercialado and I'm Kevin

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Speaker 1: three on Instagram. I don't know why? Uh, Dan, what's

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Speaker 1: your last name? Please? Did you say Gutman Goodman? Dan Goodman,

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Speaker 1: younger brother of John Goodman. Uh, not proven in a

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Speaker 1: court of law yet? Is our engineer sitting in for

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Speaker 1: Doug bad Sophie Lecterman has survived a car crash and

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Speaker 1: uh we saw her her dog Anderson Cooper, walking on

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Speaker 1: top of the glass once again during the show, which

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Speaker 1: is uh a bonus for us? I'm gonna say it's

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Speaker 1: not to see the undercarriage of the dog. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: want to snap a picture and post that. Let's let's

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