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Speaker 1: And then we we we evolved or devolved into something else.

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Speaker 1: White people, you're the devolvers. Everybody else. You evolved, your

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Speaker 1: your charges are white people. Y'all are y'all are whatever

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Speaker 1: plankton is. I don't know together, white people in your veils,

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Speaker 1: racist money stuff. You can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that

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Speaker 1: Wendy Williams plastic surgery was not made from her own skin,

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Speaker 1: but instead from the dead cheek meat of Louis Armstrong.

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Speaker 1: That's right. That's not a BBL, Ladies and gentlemen, that

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm desperate, folks, I'm running out of black

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Speaker 1: I think that's a symptom of doing this for as

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Speaker 1: to pieces of Ship. You'll get what you get, That's

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Speaker 1: what I always say. You know who won't get what

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Speaker 1: I don't know what this means, but she is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It's my guest today, My god damn test today is lovely.

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Speaker 1: She's wonderful, she is hilarious, she's all the all the

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Speaker 1: She has a brand new comedy special called love Joy.

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Speaker 1: It's on Peacock. You need to go watch that. Ships

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Speaker 1: She's give it up for my guest miss Joy l

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Speaker 1: John Stay. Oh my goodness, I'm just so happy right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm smiling cheek to cheek, like just the epitome of

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Speaker 1: This is this is why I leave my baby uh

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Speaker 1: to go to your minute to go Accuse Wendy Williams

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Speaker 1: of digging up a dead man's grave so that she

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you a Wendy fan? Do you do

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Speaker 1: the champion of anybody's version of social justice. And that's

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Speaker 1: not a lack of care. It's not a lack of

425
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: want for empowering and bettering situations for for the people

426
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: around me. But I still want to be funny. I

427
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: still want to be problematic. I still want to be

428
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 1: able to talk my ship. And the second that I

429
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: go and stand on somebody's soapbox, I am no longer

430
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: able to talk the same ship that I was talking before,

431
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: and Papa can't have that. I need you know, Papa,

432
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: don't take no mess. I feel the same way about

433
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: abortion because I can be a stand for abortion because

434
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: abortion checks be messy. Sometimes you're not expecting I'm messy, bro,

435
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: abortion people right, I drink bitch. I've read that on

436
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: this one outside of playing their biorhood, you know. Basically,

437
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: that's why we hear. I love that. All right, We're

438
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be back with more joy

439
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: Johnson and more. My mama told me and we need

440
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 1: are bad Kenny Lendon nigga a pencil. Yeah, we're back

441
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: here with more Joy Johnson more. My mama told me.

442
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: We're still talking about Beyonce and the possibility that she

443
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: was only uh pregnant at a point and then not

444
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: pregnant anymore with a young Blue Ivy and Blue Ivy

445
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: in fact maybe a born of a surrogate. Do you

446
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: think Blue Ivy knows? Do you think that they've covered

447
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: it up so much that they they've even tricked Blue

448
00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: Ivy into keeping into being unaware of this secret it?

449
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: Or is it like Blue Ivy knows but they've trained

450
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: her to shut the funk up about it. I don't

451
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: know what's going on in that house. Um, it seems

452
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 1: like they wouldn't tell her, but didn't The Internet is exists,

453
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,959
Speaker 1: and you know the kid has a phone, But then

454
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even put it above them to have like

455
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: a special phone and a person who controls what she

456
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: sees on her phone. Like they can. They have all

457
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: the money, they can do whatever they want to do,

458
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't be surprised Ivy wouldn't know if she

459
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: was adopted, if they didn't want her to know. Yeah,

460
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: that's and that's the that's that power that that being

461
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: a billionaire has. I guess is that, like you know,

462
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: most of us we access the Internet, but the motherfucker's

463
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: they have control over h and at least a corner

464
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: of it. And I'm sure that corner is the corner

465
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: that they got Blue Ivy sort of tapped into. Yes,

466
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: they say, on Beyonce's Internet. That's what people say. You

467
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: didn't come on Beyonce's Internet. On Beyonce's Internet. Beyonce had that.

468
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: Other parts of the Internet, it's up for grabs, but

469
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: Beyonce's Internet, that baby came out her body. Yes, Okay,

470
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: let's jump into some of this research because I do

471
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: think some of this, if nothing else, is going to

472
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: help clarify some of the potential holes in the story

473
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: that is Beyonce a giving birth to Blue Ivy. So

474
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: the rumors of Blue Ivy or excuse me, a Beyonce

475
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: not in fact being pregnant technically started August two eleven

476
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: at that wonderful performance at the v M A S

477
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: where Beyonce does a bunch of dances and and sings

478
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: a bunch of songs, and then right at the end,

479
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: pops her jacket open, rubs her belly, and we all go, hey, hey,

480
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's a that's a goddamn baby in there.

481
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: And she smiled and jay Z cheered and Kanye rubbed

482
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: his back and they are still friends back then, So

483
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: it was all a beautiful moment that none of us

484
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: could have predicted would ever go awry. You know, remember

485
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: when it was they were best friends, watched the Throne

486
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: was out. It was a beautiful time. Such a great album.

487
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: Great album. However, this happens in August. In September, she

488
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: does an interview after where she claimed that she was

489
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: due in February, which technically at that point would have

490
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: made her four months pregnant at the VMA's. But then

491
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: for the video shoot for Countdown, which was one of

492
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: the songs on the album that she was releasing as

493
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: a pregnant lady, she claimed that she was six months pregnant,

494
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: which means and that video shoot was basically shot within

495
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: the same month of the VMA's and that would have

496
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: made her five months on the v m A stage

497
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: and ultimately would have actually turned into the correct math

498
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Speaker 1: for Blue I V January seventh, do day if that

499
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: makes sense. So Beyonce went from being four months pregnant

500
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: to six months pregnant in a single month by her

501
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: own explanation, which some claim this faulty math is reflective

502
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: of her trying to create an illusion around her pregnancy. Wow,

503
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: I've never I've never even dug this deep. Again, this

504
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: is why my family make it worth Why, yeah, you don't.

505
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: You don't leave your family to to dig with one

506
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: of them plastic shovels. You gotta get in with the

507
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: medal joint and put your hell. Yeah, but I'd love

508
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: to hear your thoughts in relation to this mischief around

509
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: the months. Do you think that this at this point

510
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: is something in fact mischievous or do you think this

511
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: was just a an error of a woman who didn't

512
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: graduate from high school whoa, yeah, we go, let's turn

513
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: all the way up. That's hilarious because they're Okay, there

514
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: are some pregnant women who are not on top of

515
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: their days. However, I know most pregnant women that I

516
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: know are like, I am one hundred and twenty two

517
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: days pregnant because of the fact that they are like,

518
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: get this thing out of me, you know, and they

519
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: get this thing out of me starts in the first

520
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: trimester with morning sickness and you know, back inches or whatever,

521
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: your feet growing, like all that stuff that happens in

522
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: each trimester. So it is interesting because I was wondering

523
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: at what point would she have been showing, And a

524
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: lot of women aren't showing in that first trimester, but

525
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: they're a pop happens in the second, as I'm sure

526
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: you experienced with your beautiful woman, lady wife, lady maam. Yeah,

527
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: and that's what I call her at home woman, lady wife, woman,

528
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: lady ma'am. But but that said, one of the things

529
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: that that I found because we we went and shot

530
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: pause during during the time that Nikki was pregnant. I

531
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: left when she was not showing and then went and

532
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: shot in New York for a month and a half,

533
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: and by the time I got back, she fully had

534
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: like a big, gass baby in there. And so there

535
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 1: is a a sort of weird window where a baby

536
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: starts to basically just grow exponentially, but before then they're

537
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: just kind of like a little seed of a human being.

538
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: And so in that way, four months is not necessarily

539
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: indicative of being able to to show that you are

540
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: pregnant always and so to the point, maybe that's a

541
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: there's a possibility that by that point she was pregnant,

542
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: but she had to add a little extra to that

543
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: bad boy to make it, to make it show, to

544
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: make it, make it show. Yeah, sometimes that happens. And

545
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: it's so funny because like the women that I have known,

546
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: and I actually was pregnant around the end of the

547
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: second the third, the first trimester is when you know,

548
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: the pants you have trouble buttoning the pants, so that

549
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: would be you know, and then then the pop will

550
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: happen a couple of months later. But I definitely got

551
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: to the point where I couldn't button the pants as well, So,

552
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: you know, it is interesting and that timeline is so interesting. Also,

553
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: you know, Blue, you could have come a couple of

554
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: months early. I mean a couple of weeks, a couple

555
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: of months. That's that's rough. Although in studying this ship,

556
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: technically I think babies can be born as early as

557
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: twenty five weeks in, which is fifteen weeks early and

558
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: still survive. It is challenging. They are more than likely

559
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: going to have issues sort of in their DIVI because

560
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: the lungs are the last thing to develop. It makes

561
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: things complicated for the baby, but it is possible to

562
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: survive months ahead of your quote unquote do date. Yeah,

563
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: my little cousin was thirteen weeks early and she was

564
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: a pound in nine ounces and had to say, yeah,

565
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: she was so tiny and her mom couldn't even touch

566
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: her for the first I think two months she was

567
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: in the hospital, So I definitely know that as well. Well,

568
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: my baby is uh, it's too big. My baby is

569
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: too big. So you know, let's find a balance here, kids,

570
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: let's all, let's all just agree to come out the

571
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: regular size that makes every parent comfortable and uh feel

572
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: comfortable sleeping at night. So here's where this countdown video

573
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: and v m A video timeline gets even more complicated

574
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: because she is clearly showing in the countdown video right

575
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: she's we can see her pregnant belly. But then she

576
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: also shot the video for Party the song featuring j Cole,

577
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 1: although the Andre three thousand song is better, she shot

578
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: that same video earlier in that month, and that video

579
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: she is not showing, so within that month theoretically came

580
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: to be showing in in a few weeks post Party

581
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: pre v m A and then somehow maintained it through

582
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: countdown and got a month more pregnant or some some

583
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: math is not mathing in this situation, Dude, Internet se

584
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: best man will. I will put them on any case

585
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: if I need something solved, get the Internet sluice on it.

586
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: That is amazing. Yeah, it's It gets even more weird

587
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: because similarly, she went on vacation to Croatia the week

588
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: after the v M as there's this this picture, this

589
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: sort of now somewhat infamous picture of her and jay

590
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: Z and Croatia where she's wearing a bikini and she

591
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 1: is she's got a little more belly than we're used

592
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: to for Beyonce, but it's not the same type of

593
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: showing that we saw on the v M A stage.

594
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: And this is after the VMA, so again there's a

595
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: complicated math happening here where a lady still kind of

596
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: has abs and also it's poking out and it's like

597
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: a bitch that that just might be a little too

598
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: much to Zeekee sauce. That's not necessarily a baby. Also,

599
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: I have practiced it before, and I think most girls have.

600
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: You can push your stomach out to make yourself look

601
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: a level of pregnant we've all done it before, a

602
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: little fantasies in the mirror as children, so you can

603
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: make yourself look a level of pregnant. And she was

604
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: showing in the MS a little push out and and

605
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: fellas you can do it too, believe in yourselves, poke

606
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: those bellies out. We're still not challenge that the little

607
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: Nasa child, the little Nasax challenge one am my hotel,

608
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: my kids. I don't know. I did just let the

609
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: gay boy live. I don't know how about that he's

610
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: gay child? All right. So here's here's where things get

611
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: even more fascinating because all of this math is is

612
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: sort of like complicated. But and you know, for a

613
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: while everybody is accusing Beyonce faking it blah blah blah

614
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: blah blah. But the day that Beyonce went to well,

615
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: let me not skip ahead, because I think some of

616
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: this is actually better in the order that I have it.

617
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: I was trying to stay chronological, but we're gonna do

618
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 1: a little bit of a time skip here because most

619
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: people one of the the sort of grounding arguments that

620
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: a lot of people make with Beyonce not actually delivering

621
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: the child that she claimed to have delivered it is

622
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: the fact that we've never seen Beyonce in any version

623
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: of pregnancy that wasn't three to six months type pregnant.

624
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: In that those earlier stages of pregnancy, we're not even

625
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: really seeing a full baby bump with the blue ivy

626
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: of it all. It was more just sort of like

627
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: the soft bump, the belly pokes, all the things that

628
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: you're referring to. And so years and years went by

629
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: everybody saying she never had this baby. And then in

630
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 1: two years after all of these accusations started, Beyonce released

631
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: an HBO documentary Maybe Remember It Life Is But a Dream,

632
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: where she finally showed a number of pregnancy photos. But again,

633
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: those pregnancy photos she showed, we're all very early stage

634
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: pregnancy and could have easily been gas from too much.

635
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Speaker 1: To Zeke Sauce, do you have issues with taziki? So

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Speaker 1: there there are sponsored we're sponsored by to Siky. Get

637
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Speaker 1: that white cream in your food and enjoy. They wrote it.

638
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm just reading the stuff they wrote. That's one of

639
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: those words I never really know how to say. To

640
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: Zeke Coanga Boulevard. Yeah, I mean, you are just making

641
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: it even more interesting now. I didn't even know all

642
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: of these timeline, Yes, so it seems to me that

643
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: these life is but a dream and sort of this

644
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: reveal of these pregnancy photos was was in part driven

645
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: by a want for Beyonce too correct these sort of

646
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: rumors that had been floating around out in the universe, right,

647
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: and she even went as far to address, which is

648
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: a rare thing for Beyonce. She she never addresses her

649
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: rumors directly in most cases, but in the case of

650
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: this pregnancy thing, she even went out of her way

651
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: to say that she thought that these rumors were were

652
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: crazy and that what would dry. She respects pregnant women

653
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: too much to sort of like make light of the

654
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: work that they do and sort of like the the

655
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: beauty of the the experience. So she went in and

656
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: said some shit about this, which is not the way

657
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: Beyonce behaves. Wow, she's like, listen to me, listen, who's pregnant. Goddamnit?

658
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: He said, I didn't funk that, bitch, I'll kill you.

659
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: That is amazing. I mean, Also, thou dost protest too much? Drute,

660
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: We're doing a lot here. Once again, like I said,

661
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: if she's gonna do something, she's going to have a team.

662
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: There's going to be you know, documentary is gonna be

663
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: a dramatic reading, poetry, music underneath the words, crying photos.

664
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: She doesn't. She's the best and so and that's where

665
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: where I think the Beyonce of it all gets so complicated, right,

666
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: is that like there isn't our meant to be made?

667
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: That maybe she just saved these photos because to your point,

668
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: she's a she's a woman of of gravitas, right, she

669
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: enjoys the entire spectacle of it. So she wants these

670
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: photos to be special. She wants to keep her privacy.

671
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: There's a lot of arguments to be made. But on

672
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: the ground floor, we're asking to see these pictures. You

673
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: ain't showing it to us. And then two years later,

674
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: the best you can come up with is your belly

675
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: button poking out a little bit, and that ain't quite

676
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: enough to justify the weight. I mean, we could all

677
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: photoshop a picture, like we know some talented photoshoppers that

678
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: I know, teenagers that can photoshop a picture to make

679
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: you look pregnant. So um sure, okay, uh, if that's

680
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: your ministry, let's get even messier with this whole thing.

681
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: All right, here's where it's even messier is that on

682
00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: the day of the baby's delivery, beyond saying, jay Z

683
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: paid one point three million dollars to secure and redecorate

684
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: the entire fourth floor of the Nick You wing of

685
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: Manhattan's Lenox Hill Hospital, they removed all doctors and staff

686
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: at a certain point, and even taped over security cameras. Moreover,

687
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: at least one woman has come forward claiming to be

688
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: Beyonce surrogate. Wow, I like how you said, and also

689
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: the answer, Well, I don't know if this is the answer.

690
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: Let me be clear. The main person who's come forward

691
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: claiming to be Beyonce, Sarah be claiming to be the

692
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: quote unquote real carrier of Blue Ivy, also claimed to

693
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: be the legal mother of Northwest Prince George and all

694
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: three of Michael Jackson's kids. You better listen. If you

695
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: are going to have a full psychotic episode, make let

696
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: it go deep. I like a delusion of grand jury.

697
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: That's amazing because I think jay Z and Beyonce are

698
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: good business people and they're gonna pay the people to

699
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: keep the secrets. Yeah, I've heard she doesn't pay her dancers. However, Hey,

700
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: you're getta pay people you want to keep the secrets

701
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: the dancers are, you're doing them a favorite secrets and dance?

702
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: Will you do it all up? And please? And so

703
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: I yeah, I believe they would pay those people very

704
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: well to sign a simple nondisclosure agreement. Sure. And and

705
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: what's fascinating again is being is removing the entire staff

706
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: from this area when you know it's an entire floor.

707
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 1: There's no possibility that it's not like this is a

708
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: rotating door. These doctors easily could have just been blocked

709
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: from the area, but they were like, no, we can't

710
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: risk the possibility that anybody can be seen coming in

711
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: or out, which means that they have something a little

712
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: bigger to hide. And maybe the bigger thing was just

713
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: we don't want people to know what our baby looks like.

714
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: But having seen enough newborns, the motherfucker's ain't distinguishable. You

715
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: don't see a new born. They could have stolen my

716
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: baby at the hospital and I wouldn't have known the

717
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: difference the whole. One of my favorite movies, Big Business,

718
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: from the eighties, is about people not knowing what new

719
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: boards look like. Now you can get switched at birth.

720
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 1: They're all just fattened and tired, they're not doing nothing.

721
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: Here's my favorite part of the woman who claims to

722
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: be all of these people's mother. My favorite part. Her

723
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: name is Tina Seals. And one of the things that

724
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: Tina Seals says, specifically in relation to the Kanye West

725
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: of it all. Remember she claims to be the mother

726
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: of Northwest. She went out to say that she was

727
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: willing to forego any financial settlement with Kanye West if

728
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: he agreed to a record deal for her twenty two

729
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: year old son. Look, you gotta put cards on the table. Yeah,

730
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: I want you to want something. If you are coming

731
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 1: out with these statement, I want you to want something.

732
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: I don't want it to just be like, hey, I

733
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: just wanted to let everyone know no, Kanye, I would

734
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: like money and a deal. That's a great point. And

735
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: that was my issue with that lady who said Ussher

736
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: gave her her pies, was like, what's your goal here, bitch?

737
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: I'm I'm cool with you coming forward and accused an

738
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: Usher of giving you herpies. I believe Usher has herpies,

739
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: But what's the goal? What are we doing here? Like?

740
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: Where do you benefit from this? Now? We just all

741
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: think you got hurt pies exactly exactly. And that's where

742
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: like a lot of the women you know come out

743
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: and say things have happened to them in the Me

744
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: too movement, people will be like, oh, but they did

745
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: it to get to get what? Yeah? What? Like I

746
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: want to know what these people have gotten that has

747
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: been so Great's getting out all these tweet grape pie fives,

748
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like this, these are horrible

749
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: experiences they're describing, and you guys are being like, yeah,

750
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 1: but they're gonna sit front row at the Lakers game.

751
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: This is fun, right. It's like, no, there's no bitifits here, dog,

752
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: no benefits, no benefits. I can't even get. And that's

753
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: why I'm like, Okay, if you sleep with a dude

754
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: and you get a television show, like you're talking about

755
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: the casting couch, I might be interested in the casting couch.

756
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 1: If a contract is next to the couch. Yeah, I

757
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: have had sex for way less, right, but we signed

758
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,919
Speaker 1: this contract. I'm not just having sex with you with

759
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: the hopes no one day you'll give me an audition.

760
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: I gotta get casted first. Then I'll suck that dick.

761
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: You know. There we go. So there are three things

762
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: that I think we we would be remiss not to

763
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: cover before we go to break because we've talked about

764
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 1: some of the more messy details of the entire pregnancy.

765
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: But what is the motive we're talking about motive now

766
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: in terms of all of this stuff. And the question

767
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: is what would be Beyonce's motive for sort of either

768
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: faking this pregnancy or changing the the circumstances of of

769
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: her baby's birth. And so I I've collected a few

770
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,439
Speaker 1: different motives that I would love to unpack with you now. Um,

771
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: there are some people who claim that part of the

772
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: motive that happened here, and this sounds similar to the

773
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: one that you described, is that Beyonce may have faced

774
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: fertility issues right that she she struggled with fertility, she

775
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,280
Speaker 1: wasn't able to keep the baby the way that she planned,

776
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: and subsequently who turned to a surrogate. That then also

777
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: might explain why in her second pregnancy Beyonce and jay

778
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: Z have twins, which twins often are the result of

779
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 1: medical intervention to help with women who are struggling with pregnancy.

780
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: Two And basically, once you start adding all kinds of medications,

781
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: chemicals ship into people's bodies, the body over produces and

782
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: sometimes produces twins. That said twins do not seem based

783
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: on the research that I've done to run in either

784
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: Beyonce or jay Z's family, which suggests these twins either

785
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 1: came out of nowhere and God blessed y'all, or medical

786
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: intervention led to the birth of these two children. Yeah,

787
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: and a fraternal twins are an example of that, because

788
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 1: identical twins are quote unquote accidents. Fraternal twins are usually

789
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 1: hereditary in families, and when you are going to get

790
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: IVF or some type of assistance getting pregnant, they're gonna

791
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 1: put multiple eggs into the situation to see how many

792
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: are viable. And that's why somebody might have two three

793
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: flowed four five. Praise be to octo mom babies, a

794
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: perfectly healthy lady who who had we we should have

795
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: never questioned and definitely deserved a television show and some money.

796
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: I hope she still has some, but I doubt it. Yeah. So, yeah,

797
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: that that is an example with the twins. But I

798
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 1: do think she was pregnant with the twin right, and

799
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: I think based on that suggestion, it probably was the

800
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: result of fertility support from a medical team more than

801
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: it was just a natural, uh, sort of like conception

802
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: of twins from she and jay Z's old penis, very

803
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: old penis, very old penis. But the penis doesn't matter.

804
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: It's it's sadly that the funny. Yeah, I know, right,

805
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: depends on who you're talking to. But also my mother,

806
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: who was a nurse, labor and delivery nurse my whole

807
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: entire life, she had a theory that the twins had

808
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: to have been in the Nike You because of the

809
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: fact that she did not show pictures of them or

810
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: any type of anything for a long time. My mother

811
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: was just like, huh, I think those babies might be

812
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: in the nick You. She just said it as a

813
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: throwaway and went about her business. Now, I'll say this

814
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 1: as as a recent father. My baby did not come

815
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: out attractive. She came out very ugly and and quickly

816
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: became cute. But I was more than willing to keep

817
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: my child's photos private as soon as she can. I

818
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we just ain't gonna show people, but

819
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: we'll tell them she's happy and healthy because they can't

820
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: look at this. This is this is a train wreck.

821
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: I hainte when people do close ups of newborns No,

822
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: and newborn is being held from a distance. Yea, we

823
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: are getting an up angle. Maybe just see a little

824
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: bit of a land. That's how you shoot a newborn

825
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: from just like Bob Ross painting. You know, no close

826
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: ups on newborn. Stop that. So here's where the theories

827
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: get increasingly more insane. So we started at the most

828
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: simple one, fertility issues. But then there are some who

829
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: say jay Z cheated on Beyonce and Beyonce opted to

830
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: raise the illegitimate child from jay Z's stepping out, that

831
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: this this in fact could be the child of the

832
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: good hair Becky that we've heard so much about. Oh

833
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: like Surree and Tom Cruise and Katie Home exactly. That's okay.

834
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: So that's an interesting one that that one is pretty

835
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: far on that because of the fact that Blue I

836
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 1: v looks just like baby because well but she spent

837
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,919
Speaker 1: years looking just like jay Z and has just sort

838
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: of she's coming to like, yeah, jay Z, yeah the baby.

839
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,479
Speaker 1: I was shocked because I thought Blue Ivy Jes looked

840
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: like jay Z. Then I saw pictures of Beyonce and

841
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, she looks just like Beyonce.

842
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: And apparently Beyonce looks like, yeah, they had they there's

843
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: a ven diagram of when they all looked alike, I guess,

844
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: and now they look different. But but for a while

845
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: they were, they were streaming together. So here is my

846
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: personal favorite of these potential conspiracy theories. And then we'll

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Speaker 1: we'll go to our final break, but the last one,

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Speaker 1: and I'd love to hear your thoughts on this. There

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00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: are some who claim that Beyonce and jay Z are

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00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: in fact raising the illegitimate child of Beyonce's father. Matthew

851
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: knows that when he was stepping out on Tina missed Tina,

852
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: if you're nasty, then that he had a baby and

853
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: was willing to to basically walk away from that child

854
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: because Matthew knows apparently is a piece of ship, and

855
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: Beyonce said, no, Papa, I'll raise the child, and jay

856
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: Z and Beyonce have been raising that child ever since.

857
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: That is just like the Janet Jackson and Reaby baby.

858
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: That is some hell. Whoever came up with that theory

859
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: couda to you. I am sure you are alone in

860
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 1: your mother's basement. But here's the thing. You better work

861
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: that brain, because that is some juicy hot hot tea.

862
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: I wish I had a tea with some bourbon in

863
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: it for that. These are not These are not the

864
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories of people who are who are loved and

865
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: cared for. These are the conspiracy theories of the lonely.

866
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: But they are still fun all the same. Absolutely, Like

867
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: this person is locked in the basement by their mother.

868
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: They when the mother chooses, got real from the gooney

869
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: vibes for this one, Ye, I'm very much like, Oh,

870
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: she wasn't pregnant. I didn't even think of whose the

871
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: babies was. That is old out here running game and

872
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: and ditching babies apparently, Oh my gosh. I mean, I

873
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: wouldn't put that past him at sure. But I see,

874
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: here's where I think it's a little short sighted is

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00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: Matthew Knowles may not be the hero that he wanted

876
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: us to believe he was for the years that he

877
00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: represented Beyonce and Destiny's chill Is at their manager. But

878
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: Matthew Knowles has shot a hundred percent up to this

879
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: point of successful fucking superstars. Beyonce and Solange are both

880
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: legendary performers talents out in the world. He would be

881
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: a fool to get a third baby and be like,

882
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: buy ain't fucking with this one though, Like you literally

883
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: have another shot and making a great just see how

884
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: it goes. Matthew, say, you got that Joe Jackson's got

885
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 1: that Joe Jackson. He got that Joe Jackson. You better

886
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: make them, baby, you gotta keep making him. And you

887
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: got that Joe Jackson. Yeah, I mean I believe it.

888
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: You want to you want to sprinkle him in somebody else?

889
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: See what'll see what we can do over here? Well

890
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: we can do overay. That's great. All right, We're gonna

891
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back with more joy l

892
00:55:50,560 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 1: Johnson more my mama told me. And we are back anyway. Yeah,

893
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 1: we're back here Johnson More. My mama told me. We're

894
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: still talking about the legendary Beyonce and her legendary lies

895
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: about that goddamn baby. Oh I've lost the pounds from laughing. Okay,

896
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: let's let's play a game. We love to play a

897
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: game on this show. It's it's our favorite thing. And

898
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: I have a classic game that I would love to

899
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: play with you. It's a game called Homemade Hotep. So Joel,

900
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: the way that this game works is I am going

901
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: to introduce to you a very real fact out in

902
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: the world, something that is objectively treated as a truth.

903
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: And what I would love for you to do is

904
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: just how tep the ship out of it. Add as

905
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: much conspiracy and and frankly homophobia as you feel necessary,

906
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 1: mostly to to make this real fact a little less real.

907
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Great? So this is a fun

908
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: one that I found. It's apparently, and I think there's

909
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: there's got some ripe material here for you. Apparently, in Scotland,

910
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn. Out in Scotland,

911
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: their national animal is a unicorn. Everywhere else America we

912
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: got real animals, bald eagles and and I don't know, goats.

913
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what America is into. But the point

914
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: is Scotland's claiming their national animal is a unicorn. Tell

915
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: me why. I mean it makes sense because Scotland is

916
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: way to Caucus Mountains there and they didn't get enough

917
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: sunlight and that's what turned their skin white and their

918
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: eyes blue, and which is why they would not be

919
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: able to recognize a real animal, because their skin is

920
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,919
Speaker 1: translucent and so is their brains. So of course they're

921
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: going to choose something like a unicorn, because I know

922
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: what they were doing up there in the Caucaus Mountains.

923
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: The men's were sleeping with the men's the women's you know,

924
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: they wasn't even having enough babies correctly. And and and

925
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: this is this is the problem that you have. Everyone

926
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: needs sunlight. Unicorns don't have no sunlight. They're white, they're

927
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: white with a rainbow especially epecially they don't have a

928
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: gender either. My goodness, what what letters do we have

929
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: that have to follow a unicorn in Scotland because they

930
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: don't pronounce all their letters in Scotland. I'm just against

931
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: because a rainbow flag wrapped in a unicorn with some glitter.

932
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: Eventually they have plenty of parades. This wow, you did it?

933
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 1: Hold on it gets the rebound, passes it to the man,

934
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: shoots it and boom goes a dynamite. Boom goes the dynamite.

935
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: That was fantastic. What what a response? I normally play

936
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: funk Flex going that's that's motherfucking bars, nigga, you know

937
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: nothing about that, But I couldn't find my drop, so

938
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: I played one that's very different from from Clex. But

939
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,959
Speaker 1: the point is you still nail that. I love that

940
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: that they're they're so white that they can't even see

941
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: reality as we understand it. In other places in the world.

942
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: You need sun you need sunlight, and then if you

943
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: get too much sunlight you get people in Los Angeles,

944
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: so you need a balance, you need a balance. That's

945
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: East Coast girl. I think in l A. We see

946
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: everything and we don't have souls to be able to

947
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: communicate one where other whether these things we're seeing or

948
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: right or wrong? Yes, no one knows ball half sunlight.

949
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: Well well, joy L, we did it. This was this

950
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: was a pleasure. This you you you nailed this episode.

951
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people at home where they can

952
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: find you and what cool stuff you have going on? Yes,

953
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: I mean after the Hive is done with me, hopefully

954
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: I will still be available one and yell Joys across

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01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: all platforms. That's my album that came out of this

956
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: Juneteenth and love Joy is my special on Peak. Hell yeah,

957
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: so go go watch the special, go listen to the album,

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01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: Go follow joy L wherever the following happens. And uh,

959
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: as always, you can follow me at Lankston Kerman on

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01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: all the platforms, and and uh if you are in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles on December fifteen. I would love to see

962
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: you over at Hotel Cafe. Were host in another monthly show.

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01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: It'll be a good ass time, a lot of fun comedians,

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Speaker 1: links in Kerman and freaks. It's it's a good it's

965
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: a good silly time and please like and subscribe to

966
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Speaker 1: the podcast. Review it do all the things that that you,

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Speaker 1: the listener at home, are responsible for doing. I'll kill

968
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Speaker 1: you if you don't. I swear to God, I'll kill

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Speaker 1: you and your family if you don't review my podcast. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I said it. Bye, bitch, My crop chips in your

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Speaker 1: qualibars are racist money stuff I can't tell me