1 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to a bonus episode. 2 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 2: I saw what you did. My name is Millie to Jericho. 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 3: And I'm Roy Orbison. 4 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: You so are and nobody can see it but me 5 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: and Alexis obviously. But you're not actually wearing those glasses. 6 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 3: What do you have? I'm wearing eyemasks and they're pink 7 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 3: under my black glasses. So when I showed up today 8 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 3: to the Zoom, Millie was like, oh, I thought you 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 3: were wearing like Roy Orbison glass and I to look 10 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:47,319 Speaker 3: like that. 11 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 2: It does if everybody could look at the zoom right now, 12 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 2: which you. 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: Can't, they look like the the eye patches look as 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: big as your glasses almost, and maybe it's just a reflection, 15 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: so it looks it looks like Roy or persons, you know, 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: video for you got it. 17 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 3: They are taking up the whole lens. Let's take let's 18 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 3: take a photo. I'll do a little screen shot. 19 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, take a photo. I wore makeup today. Hey, we 20 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 2: can post it looking gooder than a motherfucker? 21 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 3: How are you doing? 22 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: I am upset right now, No, I am, I'm like 23 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: very disappointed in myself because okay, last night in Atlanta, 24 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: Madonna played nice okay and I didn't go because I 25 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to fight for tickets because 26 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,199 Speaker 1: you know how these you know, these really big pop 27 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: stars are like you have to get on a pre 28 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: sale and you have to know somebody that you know 29 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: knows somebody in a fan club or like has a. 30 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 2: Certain kind of credit card. 31 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: And I was like, I just don't want to deal 32 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: with that right now, and like I've been doing it 33 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: a lot lately, so I was just like. 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 3: You know what, I know, me too buying tickets like. 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: A fiend, like fiends, and I don't know what's going 36 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: on with me, but it's like I've just been like 37 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: in that world of like fighting to get tickets, and 38 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I'm not gonna do this for 39 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: every band that I like. 40 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 2: But anyway, I ended up like deciding not. 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 3: To go, gotcha. 42 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:22,279 Speaker 1: And now my entire social media feeds are like completely 43 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: overrun with pictures from the show last night, and I 44 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: am so fucking mad that I didn't go. 45 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 3: And is it like friends were all over so there's 46 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 3: like someone was in the pit, somebody was way up top, 47 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 3: so like you're getting all angles of Madonna. 48 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 2: Yes, my friends Matthew and matt. 49 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: And Stuart, who were kind of like a little concert 50 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: crew that I rolled with sometimes. I don't know if 51 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: they got like fourth row, they were really close, and 52 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, how did that happen? And they're like professional 53 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: ticket buyers, so maybe they have some kind of magic 54 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: that I wouldn't have. But I was like, there was 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: like people up front, there was people in the back, 56 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: but like every fucking person I know went. So then 57 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,960 Speaker 1: I did the thing where I'm like, Okay, well, so 58 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: I'm not going to the concert. I'm just gonna like 59 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: listen to all of her songs and watch all of 60 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: her old videos. And it just drilled in the notion 61 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: that I fucked up and didn't go and should have. 62 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 3: I mean, it was a mistake for you not to 63 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 3: go for two reasons. One, this is the tour where 64 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 3: she's singing all the old hits. Yes, I know, so 65 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 3: you would have been in heaven for that alone, yes, 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 3: But also the biggest reason, the second reason, Madonna is unwell, 67 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: like I don't know how much more touring we're gonna 68 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 3: get at. 69 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: Her, and I've never seen her before, so I'm like, 70 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: either and listen, I've been having all of these like 71 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: very vivid memories of just being a fan of Madonna 72 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: since I was a little kid, right, yeah, And. 73 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: I remember that. 74 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: So I was on Instagram and I posted a screen 75 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: grab from take a Bow. 76 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 2: You remember that song tick a Bow? Yes, very beautiful. 77 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: Baby face, baby face backup vocals. And you know it's 78 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: the one where she is like in love with the 79 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: bullfighter and she's like fucking a television set, like actually 80 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 1: a television set actually, and actually she's like. 81 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 2: In bed with a giant TV. Not a flat screen, 82 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 2: but a giant TV. 83 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 3: And cathode Reese. I feel like Madonna's whole sex life 84 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 3: is I can make this work. Yeah, TV, I can 85 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,119 Speaker 3: make this work. 86 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 2: I am down for whatever. 87 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: Literally, So then it reminded me of like, Okay, I 88 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: basically remember when I was a kid. I forced my 89 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 1: dad to buy me both Erotica and Bedtime. 90 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 2: Stories when they came out on cassette. 91 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 3: Was he down at the uh the military Commissary he was? 92 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 1: He was at probably the BXPX having to get like 93 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: Erotica and Bedtime Stories for his daughter on cassette. And 94 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: then the weirdest thing happened. 95 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 2: He started listening to the cassettes like Dad, I think 96 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 2: that he started enjoying these two Madonna albums, and I'm like, 97 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 2: my dad is into like Madonna's House era. I suppose, 98 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 2: like I don't know what. 99 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: He never indicated a fandom for her prior to this, 100 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: but he was like jamming Bedtime. 101 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 2: Stories on the regular, and I was like, Dad. 102 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 3: The fuck this is all I look, I had to 103 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 3: buy it, so technically their mine, yes. And then I. 104 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: Talked about this and then somebody else was like, yo, 105 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 1: my dad was super into Erotica and Bedtime Stories too, And. 106 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, was this a dad thing? Did all dads 107 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 2: love those two albums? 108 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 3: How many times do I have to tell you that 109 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 3: dads are freaks? They are secret freaks, They're all possible 110 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 3: serial killers. Remember like a couple of months ago, we 111 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 3: were talking about parking and like we got all these 112 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 3: emails and people that were like my dad said, and 113 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 3: I'm like, your dad's a freak. I don't even know you, 114 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 3: and I can tell you dads are untrustworthy freaks and 115 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 3: they will surprise you. I need. 116 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 2: I'm just now I have to take a poll. 117 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 1: If your dad was super into only Erotica and were 118 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: Bedtime Stories by Madonna? Please email us at I saw 119 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,159 Speaker 1: uch put at gmail dot com. If you have video 120 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: of your dad dancing to deeper and deeper at the club. 121 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 2: Even better, Like, I don't know, I need the evidence. 122 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 3: Oh my god. If you have video of your dad's 123 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,159 Speaker 3: dancing to deeper and deeper at a club, start a blog, 124 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 3: start a fucking Patreon, like I will pay for those 125 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 3: that same video over and over. I'm telling you. You 126 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 3: have to remember these records came out pre Internet, ye, 127 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 3: when porn was analog. Yeah, so this was like passable porn. 128 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 3: Madonna was acceptable porn at a certain cultural level. 129 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 2: Listen, when the Justify My Love video came out, I 130 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 2: totally thought it was pornography. Like I was like, I'm 131 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 2: like watching Triple X stuff. 132 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 3: Here she got Udo kir out of his crypt to 133 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 3: like slither down a hallway. She's like, you think you 134 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 3: know about sex, We like just learned about sex. And 135 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 3: she was like, let me take this up seventy five notches. 136 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 3: Here's this weirdo slithering down a hallway staring at you. 137 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh god, this is terrifying. 138 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 2: Whoo cares like gentlemen perverting, like like patching the vapors, 139 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,119 Speaker 2: watching all this like bondage shit or whatever. 140 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 3: I don't even like bondage and voyeurism. And we're like, 141 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 3: we just learned what parts were, Like, we just learned 142 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 3: the parts Madonna. 143 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 1: All I know is that Madonna running down the hallway 144 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: after her affair with the suitcase and giggling. 145 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 2: Was this like core memory from it. Like I was 146 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, what did I just doing there? Aha, 147 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 2: don't forget my suitcase. 148 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 3: Your dad's are like, look at her run. 149 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 2: I don't even want to know that. I do not 150 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 2: want to think that. 151 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 3: I'm taking the music out of it completely. And I'm like, 152 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 3: dad's all just wanted to fuck Madonna passable pornography. 153 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: If any of your dad's bought the sex book and 154 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,199 Speaker 1: are doing nothing with it and it's just like in 155 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: a basement somewhere in a fucking banker's box, please email 156 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: me and I. 157 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 2: Sauched a pod at Gmail. I'll come. 158 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,199 Speaker 3: I'll buy that shit. That is the kind of secrets 159 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 3: our parents are going to leave. Like I remember, like 160 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 3: back in the day, people would be like, oh my god, 161 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 3: I had earthed this time capsule when my parents died, 162 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 3: and like nineteen forty and it had all my baby 163 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 3: clothes and like my baby teeth. We're going to be 164 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 3: unearthing shit when our parents die and cleaning out addicts 165 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 3: and and being like, wow, it's Madonna's full catalog and 166 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 3: five copies of the Sex Book. 167 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 2: Okay, yes, and this doesn't count if your dad is gay. Okay. 168 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: If your dad is cool and gay, then this is 169 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,079 Speaker 1: a part of your you know, your life. We're talking 170 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,560 Speaker 1: about like the squarest, dumbest straight dads who are like 171 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: who dressed like Ned Flanders and shit, like, that's what 172 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: we're talking about here. 173 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,079 Speaker 3: The dads who back into parking spaces and wear platform 174 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 3: tivas is who we're talking about right now. 175 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 2: The dads that look like Spike Jones and Moneyball. 176 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: These are the freaks who have five copies of the 177 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 1: Sex Book. 178 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 3: So multiple pairs of Khaki Long, Kevin James SHORTZ. 179 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 2: Cat Fit James, show up. 180 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 3: If that dad has Madonna in his catalog, and look, 181 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 3: check that phone, check that Spotify. Do what you got 182 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 3: to do to give us this intel, because I'm dying 183 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 3: to know. This is an amazing poll that you've thrown 184 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:55,840 Speaker 3: out to the world. 185 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: I know, I just feel like it's it was like 186 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 1: lightning in a bucket for whatever period time that the 187 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: dads of the world, the straight, dorky dads of the world, 188 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: were into these. 189 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 2: Two Madonna albums. 190 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: So I don't know, and I'm I don't know, I'm jealous. 191 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: I wish I was there. Videos looked great, like all 192 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: of the hubbub looked great. 193 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,319 Speaker 2: So anyway, that's how I'm feeling today coming into this episode. 194 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 3: Well, all I can hope is that she will continue 195 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 3: the tour, do like a second leg of the tour 196 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 3: when she realizes how much money she's rolling in, and 197 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,959 Speaker 3: we will not sleep on the next Madonna concert, should 198 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 3: there be one. 199 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, You're absolutely right. 200 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: There feels this like pressing issue to go see these 201 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: icons of our youth, because i mean, holy fuck, all 202 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: these people are dead, like Prince George, Michael, like Michael Jackson, 203 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: like all these people are dead now, and I'm like, yeah, 204 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,839 Speaker 1: I have to get on. 205 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 2: The ball with this stuff, like time's a waste in. 206 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 3: So yeah, because I was too cool to see them 207 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 3: when I was young, I'm like, I like them, but 208 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,599 Speaker 3: I'm not by like I'm a club person, I'm a 209 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 3: this person, like I'm an indie person, Like I'm not 210 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 3: paying for big ticket concerts. Yeah, and now I'm like, 211 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 3: you dummy, you'll never see George Michael perform ever. 212 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: I know my parents they didn't even want to go 213 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: to first run movies. There was no way they were 214 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 1: gonna let me go to a concert. You know, they'd 215 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 1: be like, oh, we're gonna pay. How about you think 216 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: George Michael tickets were back then like twenty five bucks. 217 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, like twenty five dollars maximum max. They're like, if 218 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 3: you just want to come and stand in the back, 219 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 3: that's free. 220 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to get in the four hundred section, 221 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: we'll give it to you for about five bucks. 222 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 3: They were priced like baseball tickets. 223 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. I actually think they probably were. 224 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: That's probably a really good, you know, comparison for prices 225 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 1: back then. But like, yeah, but there's no way my 226 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: parents were gonna spend twenty five dollars on the family 227 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: to go see George Michael. 228 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 2: There's no way. 229 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,559 Speaker 3: Uh. Well, you know it'll make you feel a lot better. 230 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 3: M these amazing emails. 231 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 1: Oh I what a segway. We have another batch of 232 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: fantastic emails. Do you want me to go first? 233 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 3: Huh? Yes? 234 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 2: Started out yes, Okay. 235 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,680 Speaker 1: So this first email is from Wendy. She hear pronouns. 236 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 1: It's called classic film slash multi generations heartwarming. Hi, Millie 237 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: and Danielle. I am a longtime fan in Austin, Texas. 238 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: Thanks for all the laughs, a few tears, your beautiful 239 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:32,319 Speaker 1: friendship and bountiful insights into great films. I'm a mom 240 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 1: of twelve year old twin daughters. They love all things 241 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 1: theater and dancing. I saw that the Alama Draft House 242 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,439 Speaker 1: was having a brunch screening of Singing in the Rain. 243 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,439 Speaker 1: This was maybe two years ago. I knew we had 244 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 1: to go. This is a favorite film of my husband's 245 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,720 Speaker 1: and mine. I couldn't wait to see Gene Kelly on 246 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: the big screen. He is my Gregory peck wink. 247 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 2: We know what that means. High asses, high asses. 248 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,719 Speaker 1: Anyhow, we took our girls and as we settled into 249 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,920 Speaker 1: our seats, it was heartwarming to see all the folks 250 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: that came out, grandparents bring in their grandchildren. There were 251 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 1: some rows with three generations and some older folks just 252 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:17,559 Speaker 1: out together. After every dancing and the entire audience applauded. 253 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: My girls were enthralled, mouth open, eyes wide the entire film. 254 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 2: The belly laughs while the gags. 255 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 1: And jokes hit different on the big screen. It was 256 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: such a delight and it was so fun to see 257 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: the older viewers leaning over to their younger companions and 258 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: sharing a smile after a dance scene. We all walked 259 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: or perhaps shuffleball change out of the beer that day. 260 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: My girls have also been parroting I can stand him 261 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,840 Speaker 1: in their very best Gen Haigen slash Lena Lamont voice. 262 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: Hugs and hope from Austin Wendy. 263 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 3: That is so heartwarming and sweet. And I love this email. 264 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 3: I think that remember when we had Matt Fraction on 265 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,439 Speaker 3: the podcast and he was saying there was an email 266 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 3: that we had gotten a long time ago about someone 267 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 3: asking what movies to watch with their kids, and he 268 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 3: said musicals. Musicals, and this is a primary example of that. 269 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 3: Like three generations watching the same movie and having a 270 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,439 Speaker 3: great time is wonderful. 271 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean musicals. 272 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: I think, especially older ones, are really translatable to like 273 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 1: the widest number of people. And it's like kids, it's 274 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: people who live in foreign countries and aren't like native 275 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,040 Speaker 1: English speakers, like you know, the musical is kind of 276 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: it's like a pageant, it's a spectacle and or something 277 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:38,840 Speaker 1: like just super I don't know, like visual, you know 278 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 1: obviously with the music, and I think the old ones, 279 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:47,200 Speaker 1: like the old classic you know, Technicolor musicals are just 280 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,560 Speaker 1: like extra bright, extra sparkly. 281 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 2: And Jane Kelly is a g. 282 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,640 Speaker 3: This is so true. 283 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 2: He's a G. 284 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody has seen The Pirate, No, 285 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: which is one of his musicals that he was in, 286 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: You'll have to just simply google. 287 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,160 Speaker 2: His outfits from the Pirate. 288 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: They are absolutely insane. But at the same time, because 289 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 1: he's showing a lot of leg just getting a little 290 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 1: spoiler way, he's showing a lot of leg, Okay, but 291 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 1: his legs are so fucking muscular because he's got that 292 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 1: like dancers build that. It's like it is literally workout goals. 293 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 1: Like if you look at his legs and the Pirate, 294 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: we're gonna be like, yo, I need to get on 295 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: those squats like asap, like period, point blank. 296 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 3: So many different entry points into the films of Gene Kelly. 297 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, if you like a roller skating that it's there 298 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 2: for you. 299 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,880 Speaker 3: If you like him as a sailor, But it's all 300 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 3: about them legs, all about them legs. It is oh 301 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 3: so sweet. And I also I just really love that. 302 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 3: Wendy said she has twelve year old twin daughters, and 303 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 3: I just kind of love the To me, that's the 304 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 3: mark of a true classic film that you know, anyone 305 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 3: can access it at any point in their life and 306 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 3: it's good for them, like they like it. Yeah, and 307 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 3: twelve year old's mimicking like older films. It's hilarious, I know, 308 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,280 Speaker 3: absolutely hilarious to me. So this is just just a sweet, 309 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 3: sweet email. And I'm so glad that movies are part 310 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 3: of your family's life. Yeah, and that you get to 311 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 3: see all these different sides of your own kids by 312 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 3: watching older films. 313 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, and y'all are great parents for taking them to 314 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: the freakin' Alamo Draft House to watch Stay in the Rain. 315 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 1: I mean, my parents, like I said, didn't do shit. 316 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: We're not into culture whatsoever. 317 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 3: So I'm impressed your parents had that amazing immigrant mindset 318 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,520 Speaker 3: of like our parents didn't move here and we didn't 319 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 3: move here their first generation, so like, we didn't move 320 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 3: here to spend twenty bucks on a fucking movie. We 321 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,440 Speaker 3: know the value, the literal value of a dollar. 322 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, you can wrap Lumpia with your 323 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: mom as a form of entertainment. We will not be 324 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: taking you to the movies, ah, or two concerts or 325 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 1: to the funfair or whatever. 326 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 3: I love that. I love an old school parent who's like, 327 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 3: we have fun at home and then you're like, we 328 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 3: absolutely do not. 329 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, chores is not fun, like mom. 330 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 3: Idea is a fun or very contradictory. Well, I think 331 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 3: you should read the next one, and then I'll read 332 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 3: the next two. 333 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna have to because I basically lit a 334 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:23,639 Speaker 1: match and walked away from this ship. And I admit 335 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:28,440 Speaker 1: it now because I've not heard so many opinions about 336 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: this episode. 337 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 2: So this is an email from Katie. 338 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:40,679 Speaker 1: She her pronouns the subject platform Tevas. Hi, ladies, before 339 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: you said you would put a picture of the platform 340 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,880 Speaker 1: tivas on your social media, I made the grave mistake 341 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,840 Speaker 1: of Google image searching not on. 342 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 2: An incognito tab. Oh there's your first mistake right there. 343 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 1: I just need you both to know that I think 344 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 1: of you and laugh every time I now get an 345 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: Instagram ad for platform sandals, which is often Katie, did 346 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 1: we not get a metrics shit ton of emails about 347 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 1: the fucking platform Tiva's thing? 348 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 3: So fucking many and people were mad about it. Like 349 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 3: I like my platform Tiva's. They're comfortable. I've got foot issues, 350 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,639 Speaker 3: I've got sciatica. And I'm like, I'm not saying you 351 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,399 Speaker 3: can't wear them. I'm saying I cannot believe Milly purchased 352 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 3: the pair that she purchased, and I stand by it. 353 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,680 Speaker 2: This is again a thing where I'm like, I did 354 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 2: this like that. I'm not We're not inxieting y'all in this. 355 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 1: Like I bought them for myself, thought they looked terrible. 356 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: I thought I could pull them off, but couldn't. 357 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 2: My mistake lesson learned. But then everybody like took it personally. 358 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 2: They're like, but I have them. I have them, and 359 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 2: I love them. I bought them, and they and they 360 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,440 Speaker 2: was a donation to the Ronald McDonald House or whatever. 361 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: The fuck you know, and I was just like, that's great, 362 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: that is wonderful, Like but for me, terrible. 363 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,679 Speaker 3: I'll take it a step further. And for me, I 364 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,879 Speaker 3: think they're ugly and I stand by it. And I 365 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 3: don't care if you bought them. I don't care if 366 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:14,600 Speaker 3: you bought them to support the Robald McDonald house. They're ugly. 367 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 3: They ugly shoes. They ain't changing my mind on that 368 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 3: I know. 369 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,719 Speaker 2: And it was just like the instant like feedback, and 370 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 2: it was probably the most instant feedback we ever got. 371 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: Like within like an hour of the episode dropping, there's 372 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 1: like people in the comments being like, what's up with 373 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 1: y'all on these platforms? 374 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 2: EVAs huh? Like I got like four pairs they were 375 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 2: put out by the United Nations to support, you know, poverty, Like, 376 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? I'm like, oh, I. 377 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 1: Didn't realize that this was gonna be the most contentious 378 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,040 Speaker 1: issue of our fucking lifetime. 379 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 3: So much. Oh maybe laughs so hard because I'm like, 380 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 3: you don't have to defend yourself, y'all. It's fine, It's 381 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,399 Speaker 3: totally fine. But also some ugly ass shoes. There's a 382 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 3: lot of a lot and you know me, Look, you 383 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,879 Speaker 3: can see me right now, House Cardigan, Brawliss tank top, 384 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,240 Speaker 3: Roy Orbison mask. I'm a son. I am all about comfort, 385 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,440 Speaker 3: and I will never judge the comfort angle of anything. 386 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 3: But there's a lot of comfortable things that don't look 387 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 3: like romper stompers. 388 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 1: Look, my sister fucking trolls me regularly about my ugly 389 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 1: shoe choices. I have a pair of those marrow like 390 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: hydro moccasins. 391 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 2: Have you ever seen these shoes? 392 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 3: Okay, you have got to stop buying your shoes at 393 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:39,200 Speaker 3: ari I. I think that is the fucking problem here. 394 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:46,880 Speaker 3: You cannot shop for shoes at ari I. Hydro shoes. 395 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 2: They they are beyond I'll have y'all thought crocs were 396 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 2: like annoying. These shoes are beyond the scoke. And I 397 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,040 Speaker 2: have them in purple, which I'm like, and I've never 398 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 2: worn them outside of the context of like going into 399 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,160 Speaker 2: a river or something. You know, maybe I'm not wearing 400 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,199 Speaker 2: them like out to work or anything. 401 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 1: I have so many bad shoes in my closet and 402 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't. 403 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 3: You have to put it on your Uber list for 404 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,640 Speaker 3: me that you need to cull those shoes this year. 405 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,879 Speaker 3: You to cull that shit back. And I have it 406 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,800 Speaker 3: on my Uber list this year that I can't buy 407 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 3: T shirts at all. I have to stop buying T 408 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 3: shirts this year. Yeah, you have to stop shopping for 409 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 3: shoes at ARII. 410 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. No, And like here's the deal too. 411 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 1: I mean, when it comes down to it, like I 412 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: only really wear two pairs of shoes. Yeah, I wear 413 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 1: my blunt stones, yep, and my air Force ones. That's 414 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 1: all I wear, is I alternate between air Force ones 415 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: and my bluntstones. So like all of the like crazy 416 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: idea three am shoes that I bought off the internet 417 00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: are kind of just sitting there. 418 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,240 Speaker 2: I don't really do much and. 419 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,159 Speaker 3: They trick you with the shoes because they're like, oh, 420 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 3: you might need these one day, and I'm like, bitch, 421 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,160 Speaker 3: how often are I am I stepping in a river? 422 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,679 Speaker 3: Even you who's very active, how often are you walking 423 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 3: in water? 424 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 1: I'd say like once a year tops maximum maxim. 425 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 2: I wouldn't like, I don't even like rivers. Really, you 426 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 2: almost died in a river, Like, come on, I almost 427 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,119 Speaker 2: died in a river, of course, so you know. 428 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 3: But I do love the not looking for something in 429 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,159 Speaker 3: the incognito tab because your phone is always listening. And 430 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 3: guess what my favorite part about this email and us 431 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,720 Speaker 3: reading it is that it's going to happen again because 432 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,080 Speaker 3: your phone is listening to you, and now everyone's going 433 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 3: to get ads for platform tavas again. It's a second 434 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,479 Speaker 3: round and I love it. 435 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 1: I know the second wave is coming, so be prepared. 436 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 1: But thanks Katie for that little anecdote. That's so funny, 437 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,159 Speaker 1: so wonderful. 438 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 3: Now the next two are cat related. 439 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 2: That's that's where you were like, why don't you do 440 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,680 Speaker 2: two up top? Girl? I got the next two. 441 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 3: I got these next to this is my wheelhouse. The 442 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,800 Speaker 3: subject of the first email is Nope is my cat's 443 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:16,840 Speaker 3: second favorite movie, Dearest Esteemed dirt Bags. I was so 444 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 3: excited to watch Nope in preparation for the podcast a 445 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 3: few weeks ago, since it had been on my watch 446 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 3: list for a while. The movie was great, and your 447 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,160 Speaker 3: coverage of it was even better. I thought it would 448 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 3: amuse you to know that Nope is now my cat's 449 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,199 Speaker 3: second favorite movie. My cat's name is Angus. From the 450 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,080 Speaker 3: moment the horses came on screen, Angus's prey drive kicked 451 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 3: into high gear. I'm sure if horses were actually as 452 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,400 Speaker 3: small as they appear on TV, he would no doubt 453 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 3: leave a dead horse in my shoe as a gift. 454 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,959 Speaker 3: Then the car dealership air puppet things, forget about it. 455 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,639 Speaker 3: He was beside himself meowing at the screen in a 456 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 3: bloodluss frenzy. Angus did doze off for a bit in 457 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,840 Speaker 3: the middle of the film, hence why I'm calling it 458 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 3: his second favorite movie, but when the alien being transformed 459 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 3: during the climax, he was riveted. I have attached photos 460 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 3: of this moment for your enjoyment. They are so cute. 461 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,439 Speaker 3: This cat is adorable. You may be asking, what is 462 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 3: Angus's first favorite movie? Frozen? Apologies to Jordan Peel. When 463 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,040 Speaker 3: it comes to cat entertainment, it's hard to compete with 464 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,720 Speaker 3: ninety plus minutes of Disney sparkly dangly icicles and he 465 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 3: wanted to kill that goddamn reindeer so badly. So there 466 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,400 Speaker 3: you go. The perfect cat sitting double feature is Frozen 467 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:35,359 Speaker 3: and Nope, you're welcome, Sincerely, Emily, who uses she her pronouns. 468 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 2: This is quack Frozen and Nope, that is so charring, y'all. 469 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 2: What the fuck. 470 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 3: Cats are freaks? I love that her cat has favorite 471 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 3: movies and it is as a cat owner now multiple cats, 472 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 3: although the two new ones still are not about that 473 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,920 Speaker 3: life of hanging out with me. But it is very 474 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 3: strange to watch Carrot like he always sits next to 475 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,239 Speaker 3: me when I'm watching movies for the podcast or when 476 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 3: I'm watching TV, and he genuinely pays attention, and there 477 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,359 Speaker 3: are things that happen when he watches TV where like 478 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 3: a noise will happen. It doesn't even have to be 479 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,960 Speaker 3: an animal. It could be like a high pitched noise 480 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 3: or whatever, and he will perk the fuck up really 481 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,879 Speaker 3: and it freaks me out every time. It cracks me 482 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,119 Speaker 3: up every fucking time, Like he really, I truly believe 483 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 3: my cat watches TV. 484 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,320 Speaker 1: That's interesting because I feel like, is that a common 485 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,840 Speaker 1: thing or cat's like into visual stuff. 486 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 3: I don't know, I think so maybe it's like the 487 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 3: like you know, as Emily was saying, it's like, you know, 488 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,880 Speaker 3: the animal thing, or like hearing other animals or that 489 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,120 Speaker 3: prey instinct kicks in. Or maybe it's just the colors, 490 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,879 Speaker 3: Like I don't know, cat, maybe their little brains, little 491 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 3: pea sized brains, are just floating on some kind of 492 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 3: natural acid. Oh, because they are into TV. Every cat 493 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 3: have ever had likes TV? 494 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,640 Speaker 2: Do they have cat TV? 495 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 3: You know? 496 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 2: They have dog TV? Have you ever seen dog TV? Yeah? 497 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, they have cat TV where it's just 498 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,919 Speaker 3: birds and you can if you look it up, there 499 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 3: are videos of cats like knocking over fifty inch TVs 500 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,679 Speaker 3: like what in the fuck? Oh? Yeah? Wow. There are 501 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,919 Speaker 3: even games like iPad games where you can put your 502 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,440 Speaker 3: iPad on the ground and it's just like a mouse 503 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 3: running around the screen and the cats are tapping it. 504 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know that. That's amazing. 505 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, cats are wonderful. They are wonderful. I am so 506 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 3: tickled by the fact that this cat that angus has 507 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 3: two favorite movies. And if you look at the photos 508 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,639 Speaker 3: in the email, genuinely paying attention, like actually riveted. 509 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,240 Speaker 2: That's amazing. 510 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 3: It's so cute. 511 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I only watched Sophie. I have a 512 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,880 Speaker 1: video from like ten years ago where Sophie is a. 513 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 2: Very alert watching Beverly Hills, Chihuahua. 514 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: But it was on Unavision, so it was in Spanish. 515 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 3: Amazing. Look, maybe Sophie's speaks Spanish. You don't know, we 516 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,160 Speaker 3: don't know. You should try it. 517 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:03,720 Speaker 2: I assume they speak multiple languages. But she was really 518 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,400 Speaker 2: locked in for that one in particular. 519 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: But that was the only time that I actually captured 520 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,359 Speaker 1: on video my dog like watching TV. 521 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,919 Speaker 3: I love it every time. I love whenever animals are 522 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 3: into TV because you don't know what's going through their 523 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,919 Speaker 3: little tiny brains and it just cracks me up. 524 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 2: I love it. That's so cute. 525 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,560 Speaker 3: Well, thank you, for the photos and the email Emily adorable. Yes, 526 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,679 Speaker 3: this next one cracked me up. 527 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is great. 528 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 3: This is from Mike and the subject is Beans Baxter. 529 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,160 Speaker 3: Wait did I hear this correctly? That your cat's middle 530 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,840 Speaker 3: name is Beans Baxter. Omg. I don't know how, I 531 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,120 Speaker 3: don't know why, but that is a dynamite eighties reference 532 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,400 Speaker 3: and a show I have not thought of in ages. 533 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 3: When I die, I want to be reincarnated as your 534 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 3: dog Indian Food, Jerky Chicken Nuggies. Yes, please, thanks for 535 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:03,919 Speaker 3: everything you do. Mike. Yes, my cat's full name is 536 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 3: Carrot Beans Baxter Henderson. It is on his file at 537 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 3: the vet and everything. I mean, he has other nicknames 538 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,280 Speaker 3: that I call him, of course, but I don't know 539 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 3: if anyone remembers it. But The New Adventures of Beans 540 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 3: Baxter was a TV show from like nineteen eighty seven 541 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 3: to star Jonathan Ward. 542 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, who is that? I've never saw this, but I 543 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,720 Speaker 1: think I remember the. 544 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,160 Speaker 3: Logo yeah, and it was like it was the kind 545 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,959 Speaker 3: of show that was very around the time of Parker Lewis. 546 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,480 Speaker 3: Oh there we go, and it's like a teen version 547 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,440 Speaker 3: of Get Smart. 548 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 2: YEP. 549 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 1: I definitely see this looking just Google Image searching this, 550 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, this is somewhere. 551 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 2: In the Parker Lewis can't lose universe in some way. 552 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 3: He was a teen spy. Benjamin Beans Baxter Junior was 553 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 3: a teen spy in Kansas. And I do not know 554 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 3: why that show episodes of the show did not thick 555 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 3: in my brain. The title of the show absolutely hundred percent. 556 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 3: And I think Taylor Negron was on the show. 557 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 2: I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it this right now. 558 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,000 Speaker 3: Yes, and like kurtwood Smith was on it, Like I 559 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,440 Speaker 3: remember bits and pieces kurtwood Smith. 560 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,480 Speaker 2: There we go. 561 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 3: But it just has always been the funniest fucking name 562 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 3: for a TV show to me. 563 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,880 Speaker 2: Wow, that is yeah, Beans Baxter. 564 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 3: So yeah, Carrott's middle name is in fact Beans Baxter. 565 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 2: I have to say that Jonathan Ward was also in 566 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 2: Mac and Me. 567 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 3: That's right that in a thousand Mac and Me we 568 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 3: got to talk about Macamee on the pod that mchole 569 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,400 Speaker 3: McDonald's commercial in the middle and hit that kid in 570 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,880 Speaker 3: the wheelchair like rolling over the cliff. That movie was 571 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 3: fucking insane, dude. 572 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 1: It is disturbing at the end, you know, I mean, 573 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 1: we won't give away the ending, certainly, but dude, I 574 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: have not been rocked by an ending in so long. 575 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 2: We're gonna have to fit it into a theme. 576 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 3: We have to. It's so funny. But yes, I am 577 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 3: a big fan of eighties TV shows and now my 578 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 3: cat is too. I should see if I can show 579 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,080 Speaker 3: him an episode of Beans Baxter his namesake and see 580 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 3: what he'll say. 581 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, this is such a good email. 582 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 3: Thanks Mike, and I'll give you an update while we're 583 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 3: here on the two new cats. The new cats so 584 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 3: bat boy and Page who bat Boy? Oh? The kitten boy? 585 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 2: Okay? 586 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 3: Yea and peage pg woadehouse is Mama kitten. But I 587 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,320 Speaker 3: had to change their names because they're not related. They're 588 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 3: not Mama and kitten. 589 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah. 590 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,080 Speaker 1: We figured out that they either trauma bonded or one 591 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 1: of the one of them was kidnapped by the other. 592 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,200 Speaker 3: Change their name. I should have given them the names 593 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,520 Speaker 3: of the Jason Statham character in God, what's that movie 594 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,440 Speaker 3: where he kidnaps that like the Transporter? 595 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Transporter forgot his character. 596 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 1: You can also name one of them chaff Cellios and 597 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,160 Speaker 1: I would be okay, I should get a pet and 598 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,600 Speaker 1: call it cheff Cellio's Jellio's chev. 599 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,120 Speaker 3: Oh my god. But the two newcats are doing great. 600 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,880 Speaker 3: They have free rein in the house. Now, that's good. 601 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 3: So I had them in one room for like a 602 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 3: month and a half to get adjusted. Then a couple 603 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 3: of weeks I let them just in a certain part 604 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 3: upstairs so they can kind of again like get their scent, 605 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 3: meet Carrot, get his scent, all that. And now they're 606 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 3: running around the house. And I had to move every 607 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,760 Speaker 3: single one of my plants upstairs to one room because 608 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 3: when I'm asleep at night, they just dig. They start 609 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,000 Speaker 3: digging in plants, and I forgot that part of having 610 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 3: a young cat. So I'm like, all right, kitten two 611 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 3: years old, like they're gonna dig. So I moved all 612 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 3: my plants and they kind of do this hilarious thing 613 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,600 Speaker 3: now where I'll be sitting in the living room at 614 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 3: night in the dark, watching a movie or watching TV 615 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,680 Speaker 3: or something, and I have this toy that's a scratcher 616 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 3: pad and a big plastic disc, like it's in the 617 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 3: middle of a big plastic disc and it has this 618 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,239 Speaker 3: ball that rolls around the outside that lights up when 619 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,600 Speaker 3: you bat it. So I'll just be sitting in the dark, 620 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, I see this red 621 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 3: light swinging around and it scares the shit out of 622 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 3: me every time, and I turn on the lights and 623 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 3: it's always bat boy yep, because he's a very playful kitten, 624 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 3: and then he'll just kind of look at me like, 625 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 3: oh shit, I got caught. But it's very cute. They're 626 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,120 Speaker 3: playing that boy is trying to teach peage how to play. 627 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 3: It's very cute, like he drags toys to her and 628 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 3: tries to get her to play with the scratchies and 629 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 3: the plastic disc and uh, she's a freak. She's not 630 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 3: into it. So she like SLINKs around the house. And 631 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 3: now that they have free rein I am constantly walking 632 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 3: into rooms and just having a cat dart across the room. Oh, 633 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 3: they're probably gonna kill me, essentially, I'm gonna break my 634 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,280 Speaker 3: neck one day when they just run in front of 635 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 3: me and trip me. They're like active trip wires in 636 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,200 Speaker 3: my house. But they're adorable. Everyone seems to be getting 637 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,040 Speaker 3: along very well. Yeah, and they're growing and eating and 638 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,160 Speaker 3: I just I love having all these little little kidies 639 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 3: in the house. 640 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 2: Ah, that's really sweet. 641 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,680 Speaker 3: They won't let me pet them. They're not like actual 642 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,600 Speaker 3: cats that I'm used to where they'll like climb up 643 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 3: on your bed and like, yeah, they are very independent. 644 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 3: They are still adjusting in many ways, but we're getting there. 645 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, slowly, but surely. 646 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:03,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 647 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 2: They're like Adam from Untaped Heart right now, Oh my god. 648 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,280 Speaker 2: And you're gonna have to you know, eventually, your love 649 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 2: will they will be guided towards. 650 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 3: They've turned the downstairs guest room into like a basement apartment, 651 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 3: I know. 652 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,920 Speaker 2: And then and then you're just gonna have to whisper 653 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,440 Speaker 2: in their ear like I'm gonna fall in love with you. 654 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 2: It's okay if you don't love me back, but I 655 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,280 Speaker 2: love you. 656 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 3: They're gonna see me step out of the shower and 657 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:33,800 Speaker 3: start crying at my titties. It's gonna be great. Great email, Mike, 658 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 3: thank you. 659 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 1: Speaking of very very related to what we just talked about. 660 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: Here's our next email from Liz she her pronouns subject. 661 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:50,440 Speaker 2: Is are you to me? Millie and Danielle. I am 662 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 2: sitting in my office trying not to cackle out loud 663 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 2: about your Heather's slash Untamed Heart episode. Both of your 664 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,960 Speaker 2: reactions are basically every thought I had about these two movies. 665 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,400 Speaker 1: I saw Heathers my freshman year in high school and 666 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 1: had to write the only fan fiction I ever wrote 667 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,879 Speaker 1: where Christian Slater did not blow himself up. They went 668 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,360 Speaker 1: off and got a slushy good. Danielle, don't discount the 669 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,800 Speaker 1: off Broadway show Heathers. 670 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,439 Speaker 2: It was actually pretty dang good. 671 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,400 Speaker 1: How could you not love the musical version of I 672 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,520 Speaker 1: Love My Dead Gay Son. As I was taking notes 673 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,880 Speaker 1: at work today, I found myself writing ultra large Veronica 674 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,760 Speaker 1: Sawyer mid Rant letters. The cultural impact of this movie 675 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,560 Speaker 1: is astounding. An untamed heart. Talk about untamed crying when 676 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,080 Speaker 1: I saw it the first time. I mean, I'm having 677 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 1: flashbacks right now of the amount of crying I did 678 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,799 Speaker 1: at that goddamn movie. Never cross my mind about the 679 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 1: stalking at the time. Now, of course it's creepy. Just 680 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: want to say that your podcast is a delight, and 681 00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,120 Speaker 1: I love your conversations, even when they veer off in 682 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,160 Speaker 1: a tangent land. Also, you brought up Gone Girl in 683 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,920 Speaker 1: your recent bonus episode, and I remember laughing at the 684 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,759 Speaker 1: scene where NPH shows off his mattress to Rosamond Pike, 685 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: saying it's a savoir and I found that funny because 686 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,800 Speaker 1: I was selling products to Savoir stores at the time, 687 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 1: and I knew all about that mattress. Are there any 688 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,680 Speaker 1: movies out there that you have random? What are the 689 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,719 Speaker 1: odds connections to like that? Keep doing what you're doing. 690 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,680 Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure to listen to you, Liz. 691 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,000 Speaker 3: Oh, I got amazing, amazing, I do have. 692 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 2: There's a lot. 693 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot. I mean I would. I'm not 694 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,480 Speaker 3: saying I wouldn't go see the Off Broadway version of 695 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 3: Heathers that I wouldn't enjoy it. I was just saying, 696 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 3: in the context of our discussion, I'm only recognizing, and 697 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,160 Speaker 3: I only in my heart recognize the og Heathers. 698 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,239 Speaker 2: Yes. Tucked into this letter from Liz is something that 699 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,480 Speaker 2: I actually cannot believe. 700 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 1: I've never asked you, and this is something I probably 701 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,920 Speaker 1: should have asked you, like the first day you And 702 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,080 Speaker 1: it is have you ever written fan fiction? 703 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:11,040 Speaker 3: Ooh, good question, and no I haven't. Can you believe it? Me? 704 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 3: Nerd of all nerds, never did it? 705 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,359 Speaker 2: I can't believe it actually because I've written it. 706 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,240 Speaker 3: Have you really? What is your fan thick about? 707 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:20,400 Speaker 2: You? 708 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,040 Speaker 3: Open this box? You gotta tell me, I. 709 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 2: Wrote fan fiction. 710 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,840 Speaker 1: I brought the Atlanta Braves when I was in seventh grade. Ah, 711 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: so I wrote, God, this is so embarrassing, dude. I 712 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,239 Speaker 1: feel like I might have talked about it briefly, but 713 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,479 Speaker 1: now that Liz is brought up, like when the fan 714 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,759 Speaker 1: fiction writing has entered the chat and we gotta like 715 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,719 Speaker 1: talk about it. So when I was in seventh grade, 716 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,080 Speaker 1: I was obsessed with the Braves. This was like, you know, 717 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,440 Speaker 1: the High Era, the worst of first Era, and I 718 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,759 Speaker 1: was I was also playing softball at the time, so 719 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 1: I was like really immersed in baseball. 720 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,359 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and me. 721 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,360 Speaker 2: And my friend Hillary were just obsessed with the like 722 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 2: pitching rotation of Tom Glavin, John Smolt, Steve Avery and uh, 723 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,600 Speaker 2: I can't remember they. 724 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 3: Listen to you rattle off these names like you say 725 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 3: them every day. Still, yeah, I don't think. 726 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: Oh god, now I can't remember the fourth I'm gonna 727 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,479 Speaker 1: kill myself if I don't know this. It's not because 728 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if Greg Maddox had joined the pitching 729 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 1: squad yet, but anyway, whatever, I we were obsessed with 730 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 1: the Braves, Dave Justice, you know, like Sid Bream, like 731 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,840 Speaker 1: all these people. And I just one day decided to 732 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: take a little fucking seventy page, little spiral bound notebook 733 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 1: and start like writing a story about how Hillary and 734 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:56,840 Speaker 1: I I generally Hillary and I worked for the Braves 735 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,360 Speaker 1: in the clubhouse at Atlanta Foldon County Stateium, and we 736 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:07,240 Speaker 1: also dated them. 737 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 3: You didn't know about HR back then, and dated them, 738 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 3: dated all of them. You were picking, you were not 739 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,240 Speaker 3: limiting yourself. You're dating all of them. 740 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: And then the fan fiction got so intricate that it 741 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,319 Speaker 1: was like bringing in all these other players from other teams. 742 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,879 Speaker 1: So like I used to, you know, I was like, oh, 743 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,799 Speaker 1: I'm bowed up with Tom Glavin right now. But then 744 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:35,240 Speaker 1: Mark Grace comes to town from the Cubs and maybe 745 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,759 Speaker 1: like we have a little. 746 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:44,640 Speaker 2: Will they or won't they scenario? But is so embarrassing. 747 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,680 Speaker 3: Do you still have this notebook? I think I do, Okay, 748 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,719 Speaker 3: please dig it out. 749 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,799 Speaker 1: So when I moved into the very first apartment that 750 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,640 Speaker 1: I lived in alone, I went through all of this crap, 751 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,520 Speaker 1: like you know, boxes of just like shit that I 752 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,240 Speaker 1: had had forever and ever, and I found a bunch 753 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 1: of notebooks and I just knew, I just knew that 754 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,040 Speaker 1: that shit was in there, and so I put this 755 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,719 Speaker 1: like took a post A note and you're gonna need this, 756 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,240 Speaker 1: by the way, because this is like instructions after my death. 757 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,640 Speaker 2: If there's a post A note that says burn these 758 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 2: when I. 759 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,600 Speaker 1: Die, and I just stuck it on the front of 760 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:24,239 Speaker 1: the stack of literally like nineteen eighties spiral notebooks from 761 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 1: like third grade, and just burn that shit. Put it 762 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,640 Speaker 1: into fucking fire pit and torture. Oh, do not hesitate. 763 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,319 Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna do instead. And you'll be dead 764 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,480 Speaker 3: so you can't stop me. Here's what I'm gonna do instead. 765 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 3: I Am going to take those notebooks on a basque 766 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:44,319 Speaker 3: yacht style tour to every museum I can think of, 767 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:52,040 Speaker 3: just like framed loose leaf pages. I am going to 768 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,800 Speaker 3: display them. I am going to have like an artist 769 00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:00,239 Speaker 3: residence like Marina Abrahmavan, like sit and read through these 770 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 3: notebooks with me. Those ships are going on tour and 771 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 3: the title of the show will be the Complexity of 772 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:14,200 Speaker 3: Women's Minds. I fucking love those. 773 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,600 Speaker 1: Seventh grader Millie de Jericho from Atlanta, Georgia is dating 774 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,680 Speaker 1: four very famous baseball players at the same time. 775 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:27,439 Speaker 3: Do you remember that sketch from on the State where 776 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,880 Speaker 3: it was like Tammy, this young girl who had all 777 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,840 Speaker 3: these notebooks he displayed in a museum, and it was 778 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 3: just like like bubble letters and pink pan that is 779 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:42,400 Speaker 3: what we're doing. One. I love this. I went straight 780 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,160 Speaker 3: to creepzone and just started writing poetry about the things 781 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,400 Speaker 3: that I loved when I was a kid. Like I 782 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,600 Speaker 3: didn't do fan fiction. I went straight to like incredibly 783 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,520 Speaker 3: complicated love poems about anyone that I had a crush on. 784 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,399 Speaker 2: That is definitely what I should have done. 785 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,720 Speaker 1: I should have skepped the fan fiction entirely. And also 786 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,600 Speaker 1: I'm in it, which is so gross. 787 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,880 Speaker 2: I was like, I want to write a story where 788 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 2: my boyfriends are famous baseball players and my friend is here, 789 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,920 Speaker 2: and you know, it's just like so so hilarious. 790 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,080 Speaker 3: That is how it should be. You should put yourself 791 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,120 Speaker 3: in all your fanfic. I fucking love it. This could 792 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,439 Speaker 3: be the next Twilight. Twilight was based on some fan fiction, 793 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,120 Speaker 3: right or no, Fifty Shades of Gray was based on 794 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,439 Speaker 3: Twilight fanfic. Yeah. 795 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,680 Speaker 1: See, this is why I don't do memes and shit, 796 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,360 Speaker 1: Because if I was a teenage girl right now, I 797 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:37,560 Speaker 1: would be like posting videos of me superimposed into like 798 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,200 Speaker 1: Austin Butler's apartment. 799 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,560 Speaker 2: And be like, look at me and my boyfriend. Where 800 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,120 Speaker 2: do you get like the coolest place? 801 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,640 Speaker 3: Oh god, I fucking love it so much. I'm next 802 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,600 Speaker 3: time I'm at your house. If you even go to 803 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,080 Speaker 3: the store, I'm digging through every box you have to 804 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,520 Speaker 3: find those notebooks. 805 00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,640 Speaker 2: You've got instructions. Okay, I will hot the fuck out 806 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,120 Speaker 2: of you. I will haunt you. I will come to 807 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,400 Speaker 2: your farm. 808 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,520 Speaker 1: I will hide in the father John Misty fucking room 809 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,320 Speaker 1: and just like hover above your bed like that fucking 810 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,200 Speaker 1: Aerosmith video from the eighties. 811 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:21,879 Speaker 2: You are my Hey, Jill, you didn't burn my fan fic, 812 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,879 Speaker 2: Dan yell, I can't wait. 813 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,560 Speaker 3: I can't wait. 814 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,880 Speaker 2: There is a question tucked in this email, by the way, 815 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,319 Speaker 2: but that fanfic was too much for me to even 816 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,000 Speaker 2: focus on any other part of this. 817 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,759 Speaker 3: But yes I have. I've definitely had weird coincidences. But 818 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,799 Speaker 3: there's small things like I'll be knitting and then I'll 819 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 3: look up on the screen and somebody else's knitting, like 820 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,239 Speaker 3: things like that. 821 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,000 Speaker 1: So oh that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sorry, I got 822 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:52,040 Speaker 1: completely derailed. I did the tangent Land thing on the fanfic, 823 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: but I had to ask you that question. 824 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,080 Speaker 3: I know, and it's a great question, and I just 825 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,240 Speaker 3: wasn't that kind of nerd. 826 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,560 Speaker 2: Well, this is good to know. I feel closer to 827 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,359 Speaker 2: you now knowing this me too. 828 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 3: This is truly made my whole day, Like truly, this 829 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,920 Speaker 3: next email is potentially my favorite email that we've ever received. 830 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,239 Speaker 2: I just read it. I was like, what's going on? 831 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:24,319 Speaker 3: And so this is like the most succinct email we've 832 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:29,759 Speaker 3: ever received, the funniest email. It is everything to me. 833 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 3: And there's no name. I don't know who sent this in. 834 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:40,239 Speaker 3: But the subject of the email is re regarding possession 835 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:46,239 Speaker 3: hyphen fallen, exclamation point, You're great, have a good day. 836 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:52,520 Speaker 3: That is it. And I think it's in regard to 837 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,600 Speaker 3: our last bonus episode when barb asked is demonic possession 838 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,279 Speaker 3: a white person problem answered in the sun objecked the 839 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,200 Speaker 3: movie Fallen, a great Denzel Washington movie, by the way, 840 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,320 Speaker 3: and then you're great, have a good day. I cannot 841 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,440 Speaker 3: stop laughing. I love this email so fucking much. We 842 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,520 Speaker 3: don't know who said it. 843 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:18,319 Speaker 1: No, no, God, no, bless the best email I've ever 844 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,800 Speaker 1: seen for sure. 845 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,960 Speaker 3: And again great suggestion. Fallen is a movie where a 846 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,360 Speaker 3: black person gets possessed. 847 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,760 Speaker 2: You're great, have a good day. 848 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,320 Speaker 3: I'm absolutely not kidding when I say one hundred percent 849 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,640 Speaker 3: my favorite thing we've ever received. 850 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,879 Speaker 1: This is the type of shit that my nephew said, 851 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960 Speaker 1: My eight year old nephews will send things like this. 852 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,279 Speaker 1: I really hope it was somebody like that. 853 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,880 Speaker 2: What if an eight year old sent this email to 854 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,680 Speaker 2: us and was like, by the way, Fallen is a 855 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,520 Speaker 2: great film. 856 00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,440 Speaker 3: I will throw that child in my will so fast. 857 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,920 Speaker 2: Right, God, this is hilarious. So whoever sent this amazing email, 858 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,719 Speaker 2: thank you so much. 859 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,200 Speaker 3: I want to make it our next T shirt. I 860 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,320 Speaker 3: love this email. 861 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,440 Speaker 1: Okay, I absolutely think we should make it a shirt. 862 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,480 Speaker 1: I'm not even joking about that. I think we should 863 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,319 Speaker 1: screen grab the actual email in Gmail and then put 864 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:11,919 Speaker 1: it on a shirt. 865 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,479 Speaker 3: I'm so down. I'm so down. 866 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, uh verry good, We're moving on. This 867 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,560 Speaker 2: is the last one. You're ready to bring up the 868 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,200 Speaker 2: kabooz here? 869 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,680 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so ready. 870 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: This is from Stephanie and the subject is Christian has 871 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:32,200 Speaker 1: risen again, Greetings and salutating. Actually, I'm gonna let you 872 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,440 Speaker 1: read this opening to the email, because people loved your impressions. 873 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:42,560 Speaker 3: I'll read the opening greetings and salutations Millie and Danielle. 874 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: That's mine, ring tone. Thank you so much for the 875 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,440 Speaker 1: weekly laughs. Enjoy hearing the two of y'all. It's like 876 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,200 Speaker 1: hearing another couple of friends gossip over diet cokes and coffee. 877 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,799 Speaker 1: I have loved so many episodes, but none brought my 878 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,520 Speaker 1: teenage baboo heart back from the bed like this week's 879 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,239 Speaker 1: Christian centric episode. I feel like I have loved him 880 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,799 Speaker 1: my entire life, and I am glad I wasn't the 881 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,759 Speaker 1: only one being a rebel. For me was sneaking and 882 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,359 Speaker 1: watching Pump up the volume without my parents finding out, 883 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,600 Speaker 1: And while I had no fucking clue what it was, 884 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,600 Speaker 1: I wanted nothing more than to see Christian. 885 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:29,760 Speaker 2: Naked wearing only a cockring. Wow. Wow, that got kicked 886 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,400 Speaker 2: up a spicy notch. 887 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,920 Speaker 1: Okay, thanks for giving him the props he has always deserved. 888 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,240 Speaker 2: You guys are the best. 889 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,000 Speaker 1: Keep doing what you do and know how proud you 890 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,520 Speaker 1: make all of us lovers of dirt bags. Stephanie, and 891 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,280 Speaker 1: then there's an FMK here, which is fucking massive. 892 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,960 Speaker 2: Do you want to do this FMK? 893 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,279 Speaker 3: Yeah? 894 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,440 Speaker 2: Uh duh? 895 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,400 Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't get over the Christian Slater naked. 896 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,480 Speaker 3: My favorite part of that sentence is the same experience 897 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,600 Speaker 3: every single one of us had watching that movie. We 898 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:15,279 Speaker 3: had no clue what a cockerring was. None rolled with it, 899 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,120 Speaker 3: rolled it right into our fantasy life, had no idea. 900 00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,800 Speaker 3: We didn't know if it was a stack of tires 901 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,960 Speaker 3: like the Michelin man like, we had no clue. Just like, 902 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,480 Speaker 3: if he's into it, I'm into it. That's the power 903 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,759 Speaker 3: of Christians. Leader. Yo. 904 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,680 Speaker 1: After I read that sentence, my sinuses got tingly. 905 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,359 Speaker 2: I was like rocked, physically rocked by that. 906 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:43,880 Speaker 1: Okay, so we're gonna do this FMK, and it is 907 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: the FMK BDS edition, which stands for Boone Doc Saints. 908 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:58,920 Speaker 1: So FMK, Norman Retis, Sean Patrick Flannery and Willem Dafoe. 909 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,520 Speaker 3: All right again, you're lobbing them in, Guys. This has 910 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:07,240 Speaker 3: never been easier for me. If I'm going against the rules, 911 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,239 Speaker 3: I'm marrying Williem Dafoe and killing Norman Riatas and Sean 912 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,360 Speaker 3: Patrick Flannery. 913 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,960 Speaker 2: That's in like the alternate timeline universe that we said 914 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,719 Speaker 2: we were not doing anymore exactly. 915 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,040 Speaker 3: So if you want me to play it straight, play 916 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,760 Speaker 3: by the rules. I will fuck Norman Rita's marry Willem 917 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,240 Speaker 3: Dafoe and kill Sean Patrick Flannery. Don't give me that face. 918 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,879 Speaker 3: We've already discussed how attracted I am to Sleez. It's 919 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,640 Speaker 3: a whole therapeutic conversation I have on a weekly basis. 920 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:40,480 Speaker 1: I had like the lemon squeeze face just now when 921 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:46,279 Speaker 1: you said that, Ah. 922 00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,360 Speaker 3: I would fuck him in the dirt and into dirt 923 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,759 Speaker 3: and then walk away. You cannot hang out with that 924 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 3: man and his motorcycle and his filth and his child 925 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,719 Speaker 3: named Mingus and all of it is too much for me. 926 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,279 Speaker 2: Wait, here's a child named Mingus. 927 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,239 Speaker 3: He has a kid with Helena Christensen. They named the 928 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,880 Speaker 3: child Mingus after Charles Mingus, who, as you know, I 929 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,359 Speaker 3: spent most of my youth blasting his jazz records out 930 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,239 Speaker 3: the window to attract the attention of my neighbor, who 931 00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:15,600 Speaker 3: I was deeply in love with. 932 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,759 Speaker 2: How could we forget? That is like one of the 933 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,239 Speaker 2: best things I've ever heard. 934 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,080 Speaker 3: So, of course I'm fucking that dude. Sean Patrick Flannery's 935 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,640 Speaker 3: got to die just because I don't know anything about 936 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,359 Speaker 3: him anymore. He hasn't been in movies in a while. 937 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,000 Speaker 3: I don't know about him and he's not manly my type. Okay, 938 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:34,160 Speaker 3: And then you're going to marry absolutely, even though that 939 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,319 Speaker 3: character in that film would want nothing to do with 940 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,080 Speaker 3: me mm hmm, and it would probably set me up 941 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:44,760 Speaker 3: for murder for fun. But Willem Dafoe, the man always marry, 942 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,680 Speaker 3: always Mary. Willem Dafoe as that character, I will marry 943 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,920 Speaker 3: just because he's always out with his headphones, listening to 944 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,919 Speaker 3: opera and solving crimes. He's out of the house. 945 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,840 Speaker 1: Great, yeah, sure this tracks, and it's you said it 946 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,160 Speaker 1: was easy for you, so easy, But what about. 947 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,280 Speaker 2: It's gonna be a little different. 948 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,239 Speaker 1: I'm going to fuck Willem Dafoe. And I know that 949 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,480 Speaker 1: you just mentioned that his character is not interested in women, 950 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,839 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna invoke like a maybe, like it would 951 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,399 Speaker 1: be like having sex with Udo Kier for one night. 952 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,080 Speaker 2: It's just like a very operatic. It would be like 953 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,040 Speaker 2: a night. 954 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:29,799 Speaker 1: Where we're both like completely on drugs and alcohol and 955 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,160 Speaker 1: we would just like make out a bunch, listen to 956 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,600 Speaker 1: opera and then that would be it. That would be 957 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:41,480 Speaker 1: a fun night. I'm gonna marry Sean Patrick Flannery. 958 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,359 Speaker 2: Wow, I know I know, and. 959 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,840 Speaker 1: I think it's because I thought he was hot in 960 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,880 Speaker 1: Suicide Kings. Do you remember that Suicide Kings. 961 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,320 Speaker 3: It was pretty cute, pretty cute in that movie. 962 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,600 Speaker 2: Look, I don't know shit about him other than that, 963 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,799 Speaker 2: and he was powder. That was the only other thing 964 00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,480 Speaker 2: is powder. But like, I don't know his politics, nothing, 965 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,440 Speaker 2: I don't know anything else about him. Just putting that 966 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:02,920 Speaker 2: out there. 967 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,720 Speaker 1: But if we're based on the characters in the film, 968 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,080 Speaker 1: he seemed fine. 969 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,320 Speaker 2: He seemed like a good person. He's Irish. 970 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,920 Speaker 1: We could be married for like seventy years. I'm gonna 971 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,520 Speaker 1: kill Norman Ritas and I just. 972 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,960 Speaker 3: That's all. I'm so on board with this. Of those 973 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,759 Speaker 3: two brothers, of those two characters, it makes sense that 974 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,640 Speaker 3: you would married the night the nicer one, the night 975 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,080 Speaker 3: the one that appears nicer, even though he is also 976 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,600 Speaker 3: a murderer. He doesn't bring that kind of like killer 977 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,960 Speaker 3: sleez that Norman Ritas brings to the character. 978 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,759 Speaker 1: He has kind of an older brother energy, I would say, 979 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,640 Speaker 1: out of the two of them, Yeah, but Norman. 980 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,400 Speaker 2: Ritas is gonna die and I am sorry about that. 981 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,440 Speaker 3: And I'm going right back to therapy and being like, 982 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:49,560 Speaker 3: guess what we had an FMK, the problem persists. I 983 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,640 Speaker 3: would still fuck the sleezy dude. 984 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,799 Speaker 2: Yo, this is hilarious. I'm so glad that. I'm so 985 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,360 Speaker 2: glad that we did this FMK because honestly, like we 986 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,279 Speaker 2: had to talk about it, we didn't talk about it 987 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,520 Speaker 2: during the actual episode about Boondock Saints. 988 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:11,080 Speaker 3: No, Stephanie, this was fantastic And one day, maybe one day, 989 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,880 Speaker 3: I'll tell you all about how the last two dates 990 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,360 Speaker 3: I went on were with surprise felons. So this is 991 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:22,560 Speaker 3: a problem for me. Surprise I have lots of felonies 992 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,360 Speaker 3: or one felony. 993 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, we are going to unpack the shit out of 994 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,880 Speaker 1: that at some point. I'm ready to unpack that with 995 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,480 Speaker 1: you anytime. 996 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,080 Speaker 2: Just let me know. Let me know. 997 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,799 Speaker 3: Lord another bonus for another day. 998 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,440 Speaker 2: I know that's a whole other bonus episode. 999 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,920 Speaker 1: Everybody, Well listen, if you want to email us, we 1000 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,720 Speaker 1: are at I saw what you did pot at gmail 1001 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,320 Speaker 1: dot com. 1002 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,200 Speaker 2: You're already sending us mail for the bonus episode. 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