1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome 8 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: into another pipe and Hot edition of The Fifth Hour 9 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: with Ben Mallard and Danny g As. We hang out 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: in the Magic Podcast do Joe another Saturday podcast Danny As, 11 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: We're back at it in a full menu on Benny's 12 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: Bodega here, So we have a lot on the menu 13 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: to get to. Now, how did the Talent Show go? Ben? 14 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: I didn't it to hear it. The Talent Show was amazing. 15 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: I want to thank everyone that participated. We had a 16 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: few people that flaked, that said they were gonna do it, 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: they didn't do it. But we had really amazing talent. 18 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: I'm I'm blown away by this every year. And we 19 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: had a surfer Todd, the comedian did a uh An 20 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: act that normally would not work on radio, where he 21 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: he was a pretending he had a puppet and he 22 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: was talking as the puppet. So he did that classic 23 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 1: tunes by J. Scoop, just Josh Ohio, Stevie Meatballs did 24 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: this X rated comedy thing. Rachel and Montobello was great, 25 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: and so we had a lot of fun. It was 26 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: fun night and the perfect day to do that, Danny, 27 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: the day after the All Star Game. There's not a 28 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: better day on the calendar to do the talent shown. 29 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: As long as I have this chair and as long 30 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: as I have the microphones at Fox Sports Radio. Every year, 31 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: we're not gonna play spin the bottle or pin the 32 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: tail on the donkey. What we are going to do 33 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: is this Mallard Palooza talent show every year. So it 34 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: was It was a lot of fun, and uh inco 35 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: Tera was great. He was our judge and so I 36 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: had a good time. There were some people who are 37 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: absolutely terrible, and there were other people that were kind 38 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: of okay, and then there were a bunch of people 39 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: that were great. So it was awesome. Yeah, not a 40 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: bad consolation prize considering we were all hoping that the 41 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: game would go into extra innings to see some home runs. Yeah, Well, 42 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: my guy Ken Levine, who he had on the podcast, 43 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,839 Speaker 1: he wrote a column. I was reading it the other 44 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: day about the All Star Game and he really nailed it. 45 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: Like the problem with the All Star Game from an 46 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: entertainment standpoint, they did way too many interviews during the game. 47 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: And it I know why they did this because they 48 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: got like a new toy. You know, when you get 49 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,519 Speaker 1: an a toy, you play with the toy all the time. 50 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: You can't get enough of the toy. But it's it's overkilled. 51 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: You didn't like how the grounds crew was miked up. Yeah, 52 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: it's so stupid, It's like and he pointed out Ken. 53 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: And then the column that he wrote and I recommended 54 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: on his blog the Kendla Line. I think it's his website, 55 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 1: but it's blog spot, Kendla Mine, whatever it might be. 56 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: But he talked about all like the gimmicks and all 57 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: that and and the fact that it made it seem 58 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: like it was a softball picnic, like a picnic softball 59 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: game was the way I believe he described it. And 60 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: there's gotta be a fine, there's a bounce. We always 61 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: talk about the the secret recipe for KFC, the Kentucky 62 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: Fried chicken, the eleven herbs and spices. But if you 63 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: put too much of each thing in, it messes the 64 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: whole thing up. So anyway, I I and the All 65 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: Star Game is coming gone, and I we're back to 66 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: regular baseball and all that. Did you try to go 67 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: to the All Star Game? Danny? Because I did not 68 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: try to go to the All Star Game. I I 69 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: could have probably gone use some kind of media bullcrap 70 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: to get in, but I did not even go down 71 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: that road. No, I didn't even try either. Between the 72 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: network and teaching, I had no time. But I did 73 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 1: get to watch it, at least no. I watched it 74 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: because I had to do the show and stuff. And 75 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: the only way I would have gone is if Marlin's 76 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: man had invited me. But I saw him there, but 77 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,799 Speaker 1: he did not. He did not give me the invite. 78 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: So I did not make the cut for the All 79 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: Star Game, so I did not end up gone. You 80 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: know that it was an important event when my tender 81 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: only pulled the extra couch into the living room. Okay, 82 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: there you go. I mean the whole family was watching. Okay, 83 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 1: that's cool, all right. No, I thought it was all right, 84 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,599 Speaker 1: But maybe I'm just jaded at this point. I thought, 85 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: even before it mattered, when Bud Seely made it decide 86 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: home field advantage, like there was like a pride if 87 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: you were an American League player you hated the National 88 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: League and vice versa. It's obviously not that anymore. They don't. 89 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: They're just grab bass. It is. My ash feels so 90 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: good right now. On the bodega menu, Benny's Bodega, we've 91 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:22,359 Speaker 1: got punked, do the Wave, gobsmacked. That's a big corn 92 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: dog and backscratcher. And we'll get to all of that 93 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 1: and possibly some other things, but we'll start with this. 94 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: So last weekend was a very eventful one and the 95 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 1: Life of Mallard podcast Life of Danny g So Friday morning, 96 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: I had to work on a project that could end 97 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: up being massively huge or it maybe nothing. It's one 98 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: of those things that could be something or could be nothing. 99 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: It's a developmental project and it's in the early stages. Unfortunately, 100 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: that's all I can say. I won't know anything for 101 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 1: a little while on whether or not this is gonna 102 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,839 Speaker 1: work or not, but I should know within about a month, 103 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: So about a month away from knowing this, So that 104 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: that took a lot of my time last week. That 105 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: was also one of the reasons I did not go 106 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 1: to the All Star Games. I wanted to focus on that, 107 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: and so I had some things I had to do. 108 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: Doesn't have to do with the football season. I want 109 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: to get into it. But there are some things, the 110 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: conversations that are taking place Danny, that could be very 111 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: fruitful or maybe nothing. And I will promise you that 112 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,039 Speaker 1: if it turns out to be nothing, I will still 113 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: talk about it. I am attempting not to put the 114 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: whammy on this, so I probably already put the whammy 115 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 1: on it by talking about as much as I did. 116 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: But you don't know exactly what it is. You don't. 117 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: You might think you know, but trust me, you don't know. 118 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: I didn't say exactly what it is. I didn't say 119 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: what it was about. I didn't say any of that, 120 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: just say so anyway. But then after that got done, 121 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: I went to bed. I got a Friday afternoon. We 122 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: had big plans me, my, the wife, the cousin and 123 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: her family. We're gonna head to the beach. So she 124 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: texts me while I was sleeping. I wake up, got 125 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: all these messages on my phone. Plot twist right, Uh, 126 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: it can't make it, she says, tested positive for the coulvid, right, 127 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: so she can't make it now. She has some pre 128 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: existing conditions. She's in a high risk group, so it's 129 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: it's not your normal run of the mill COVID thing 130 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: where if I get it, who cares. But she's got 131 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: some other stuff going on, so uh, it's been an 132 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: interesting roller coaster as she tries to navigate. The good 133 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: news is they actually have some kind of medications. I 134 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: guess some things you can take. It's not a cure 135 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: or whatever, but there's stuff you can take if you're 136 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: in the high risk group. So that's cool that they 137 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: have some stuff now to help people like her out. 138 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: But I went to the beach anyway, and I was 139 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: actually able to find parking this time, which was good, 140 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: and enjoyed the ways very briefly. My wife got hungry, 141 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: so we had a high tail into some chicken chack 142 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: and get some again. I also ordered my new mic arm, 143 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: which is very important. This is the kind of content 144 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: you tune into the fifth hour for. So in a 145 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: previous episode, Danny we talked about I ordered all this stuff. 146 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: Everything was wrong, and the mic arm I ordered was 147 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: all destroyed for the podcast part of the studio. Now 148 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: you can see this dandy. I am not using a 149 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: mic arm. I'm using my old setup. There's a reason 150 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: for that, because the mic arm showed up at the 151 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: Mallard mansion here and I thought I had been punked. 152 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,079 Speaker 1: I thought I had been This box had at some 153 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: point been opened. It was then retaped. There was stuff 154 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: falling out of it. In fact, I have not even 155 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: fully opened it. Uh, if you want, you can kill 156 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: sometimes I can go get it here. It's in the 157 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 1: it's in the studio. You all want to say, you 158 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,959 Speaker 1: want to talk for a second, Yeah, I'll do some 159 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: play by play. And Ben takes his headphones off. Now 160 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: he gets out of his broadcast and chair. He walks 161 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: to the right of the screen I'm watching him on 162 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 1: and he bangs into his backdrop and he sits back down. 163 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we have what is that? This is 164 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,320 Speaker 1: I've not touched it. This is how it showed up. 165 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if you can see the skateboard came 166 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:23,439 Speaker 1: in there, right, yeah, and you can see longboard. If 167 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: you don't know, if you can, I can show it 168 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 1: on camera here. It's obviously the podcast. You can't see 169 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: this get longer than that, Geez. Looks like it's a 170 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: huge box, but it looks like twenty aluminum baseball bats came. Like, 171 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 1: look at the top. Here is completely it's been opened. 172 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: There's stuff falling out of it. This, yes, this showed 173 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: up on my doorstep. And it wasn't from like even 174 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: you know how you order stuff on Ebays sometimes and 175 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 1: it's like, well that's you know, it's repackaged and that's 176 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,840 Speaker 1: the thing. This was ordered brand new on Amazon. Looks 177 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 1: like the ups drive were stomped on it, jumped up 178 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: and down on the package, threw it around the back 179 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: of his truck, and torpedoed it to your front door. Yeah, 180 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: what are the chances that this thing actually works? Right? 181 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 1: I mean I haven't even opened it and I haven't 182 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: had time, but there's no way. There is no way 183 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: this thing's gonna work. I would be shocked if it works. 184 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 1: But maybe it will. I'll get lucky this time. Wrong, Like, 185 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: at some point I have questions here, like how does 186 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 1: that end up? Have you you mentioned the ups guy 187 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: or whatever? It was just like throwing around, but wouldn't 188 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,319 Speaker 1: you say, wait a minute, was damaged? I can't deliver this, 189 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: uh this Who wants to order a new product and 190 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: it shows up like that. I mean, I guess those 191 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: guys are in a hurry with all their deliveries. But 192 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: if I had a package like that, I think I 193 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: would bust out the tape at least to make it presentable. 194 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: Somebody threw it the front of the box through a shredder. Well, 195 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 1: the thing is, they actually taped it, but they did 196 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: such a half past job, like you can see there's 197 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: some that was headed to it. I'm just like, I 198 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: wonder what it looked like when it left wherever it 199 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 1: came from, and how how many people tossed it around. 200 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 1: It looks like they were they were playing tug of 201 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 1: war with the box as the rope. It's just crazy. 202 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 1: But so that was the big update on that. And 203 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 1: we must do the wave though, Danny. That's what we 204 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: have to do now. We have to do the wave, 205 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: is what we must do. Yeah, what a crazy week. 206 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: Been a lot of teaching hours, a lot of hours 207 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: at the network, and my tender owning actually took the 208 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: kids camping with her family in morro Bay, so actually 209 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,640 Speaker 1: overslept for a few minutes because the house is so quiet. Okay, 210 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: and I get to do the podcast from upstairs. Oh 211 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: that's nice. I did see the new location there. Wow, 212 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: so that everyone when you were not able to go, 213 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 1: But they're having a fine time. I stay behind and 214 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 1: make some money. Um, you know they're sleeping on those 215 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 1: blow up things inside the tent, the blow up beds, 216 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,360 Speaker 1: air mattresses. It's not what it's called. I think that's 217 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:09,640 Speaker 1: the technical term blow up beds. But you blow up hi, 218 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: you're sleeping. We know about blow up dolls, not blow 219 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:19,720 Speaker 1: up beds. Yeah, well back in the old days asolutely. Yeah. 220 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 1: So it's a quiet house. But man, the classroom was 221 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: anything but quiet this past week. So I had to 222 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,439 Speaker 1: come up with some new science projects for the first graders. 223 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: I had sixty first graders that is basically a full 224 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 1: bottle of a leave what that is because they don't 225 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: know if they're in kindergarten anymore or if they should 226 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 1: follow any sort of instruction from a teacher. So it's 227 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 1: a strange age group. Yeah, throwing stuff against the wall, 228 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 1: seeing what sticks, and you came up with something new. Yeah. 229 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,200 Speaker 1: I had to do a hybrid between finger painting and 230 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 1: studying about Sir Isaac Newton all the balance. So you 231 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: were deliberating on which way to go and which way 232 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 1: did you go? One came up that I thought was 233 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 1: kind of cool, an audio wave, and the kid like 234 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 1: painted the backdrop, and then an adult helped them see 235 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:20,720 Speaker 1: what their voice looked like. In garage band, as you know, 236 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 1: is an old school program. A lot of computers have 237 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: for recording voices. Is that still around garage band? Is 238 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 1: that still? I think it is. Yeah, I don't think 239 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,400 Speaker 1: very many people use it, but I think it's still 240 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 1: on some computers. But I'm like, hey, I could do that. Obviously, 241 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,440 Speaker 1: we do all this broadcasting every week. I'll just take 242 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: my laptop in record these little kids. Show them what 243 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: their voice looks like. They probably never have seen that. 244 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 1: Start them young, right, show them exactly what a podcast 245 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 1: looks like, the magic of audio content. They're pretty excited, Ben, 246 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,320 Speaker 1: because one by one I called them up to my 247 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: desk and told him you could say anything you want. 248 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 1: I just need a sentence from you. So it's kind 249 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 1: of like, you know, station told you, Hey, we need 250 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 1: a liner from you. Ben. You can say whatever you 251 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: want in a sentence, and I put a little clause together. 252 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 1: I am a dog named Dexter. I love to eat strawberries. 253 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 1: I love in chilatics. Hi. My name is Melodie. I 254 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: love fastball and soccer. My cat's name is Dassie. Yea. 255 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: I love sence. My dog's name is Figgy. He fights 256 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 1: so hard. My bunny's name is Mochi. I kicked a 257 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 1: ball hard and soccer frist card go fast. My favorite 258 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 1: sport is baseball. I love softball. I love pasta, I 259 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: like water moons, I like lad I like baby chinchillas. 260 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:09,520 Speaker 1: I love this pactake so much. Died flag. That was like, Yeah, 261 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: my name is Issibel and I make little dots. I 262 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 1: like eating juicy steak. That's not the way I like 263 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 1: the steak. I like mine well done, no juice, no yea. 264 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 1: And the little girl in there that was that was 265 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: a nod to Genie maybe in Medford, because not only 266 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: did she talk about her cat, but she made the 267 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 1: cat sound. What were cat's names? Bubby? Bubby was the 268 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,320 Speaker 1: That was the big one. I remembering Genie. We didn't 269 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 1: think Bubby was real, and then at some point Bubby 270 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: the cat for the greatest caller in the history of 271 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. Genie Mefford, the cat wouldn't be there, 272 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 1: and so then she said, tell me here, Bubby, and 273 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: she like occasionally, she kicked the tail right, pulled the tail. 274 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: That was the famous one. She pulled the tail and 275 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: the cats screamed in agony from or Genie and Medford 276 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: grabbing the cats till to get it to make noise. 277 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,040 Speaker 1: I do remember that that's funny. So maybe Genie is 278 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 1: a little girl was just like this girl. And I 279 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: think so this girl she definitely pulls her cat's tail. 280 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: It was awesome to see their eyes light up when 281 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 1: they saw what their voice looked like on the screen, 282 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 1: and then when they heard their voice playback on the speaker. 283 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 1: I would just tell him hit the space bar, hit 284 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 1: the start, and then they started it and then they 285 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: saw it moving, the cursor moving with their voice playing 286 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,840 Speaker 1: one kid though, Ben and I think we can both 287 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: relate to this. I played his voice the second time 288 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: and he and he looked at me and he's like, 289 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear my voice again. Yes, yes, absolutely, 290 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: you know the voice. Hearing your voice back is very uncomfortable. 291 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,400 Speaker 1: It's like actors not wanting to watch their movie when 292 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: it's done. Yeah, and The thing about that too is 293 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 1: if you hear your own voice and like it, there's 294 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,199 Speaker 1: something wrong with you. I think I think there's a 295 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: little something like you know. I just it's Cransworthy Royals 296 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 1: having their problems on the road. I'm Ben Mallock. The 297 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 1: other thing too about that is that's changed a lot. 298 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,479 Speaker 1: Maybe it's just where we work now, and I'm not 299 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,399 Speaker 1: complaining about it. But the air checks, back in the 300 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,160 Speaker 1: old days, I was always air checks, which you an 301 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: air check is where you'd sit in the program director's 302 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: office and they and back in the old days they 303 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:44,679 Speaker 1: get cassettes, but then they do DVDs. Now they do 304 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 1: it on the computer and they bring up an hour, 305 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 1: some random hour of your show and they play it 306 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,159 Speaker 1: and then they'd stop it and and they asked, well, 307 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: why did you say that or what were you trying? 308 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,199 Speaker 1: At what point were you trying to make their shock Again, 309 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: they would always pick the one hour where you have 310 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 1: issues in the hour and had mistakes. Yeah, and it's 311 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: very unpredictable. It was always a boon doggle when that happened. 312 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: And I have some PTSD from those those air checks 313 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 1: back in the day. But they don't I don't happen 314 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:19,359 Speaker 1: knock on wood much these days. Maybe Danny is just 315 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: because we're so good. Maybe that's why it doesn't happen 316 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 1: that much. Yeah, I'm sure that's not the reason. Yeah, exactly, 317 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,640 Speaker 1: it's because of cod now could be. Yeah, well there's 318 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 1: a positive for the COVID. There's a positive. Now. You 319 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: got to mention those little kiddos if you see him again, 320 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 1: that they will only remember about of what you tell them, 321 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 1: all right. So I always blown away by that that 322 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: they've done studies that say people only remember seventeen of 323 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,679 Speaker 1: things that they listened to, that the rest of it 324 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: just gets lost in translation, and people are busy doing 325 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: other stuff. That's wild. And you could tell who the 326 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: little iPad nerds were of the of the four groups, 327 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 1: because one kid named Jackson kept coming up to my 328 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,640 Speaker 1: desk and looking over my shoulder at other kids wave 329 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: files and I was like, Man, this kid, I'm gonna 330 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 1: slap him a ten dollar bill later this week and 331 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:21,360 Speaker 1: have him edit the podcast this weekend. Ready to go, Man, 332 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 1: put the kid to work, Come on, get him an internship. 333 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: Let's do it. WHOA, Yeah, that's funny. Back to the 334 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 1: nonsense in my world. So Saturday it was a big 335 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: travel that I mentioned on Friday that my cousin had COVID. 336 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: I got this ridiculous box with this I don't know 337 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 1: what to do with this mic arm thing. So then 338 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,439 Speaker 1: on Saturday we headed northbound and down and it was 339 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:49,160 Speaker 1: remember that Birthday weekend where the Mallarmobile shipped the bed 340 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,760 Speaker 1: there and they have that canceled as we were going 341 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 1: out of town. So this was a temp number two 342 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: up the California coast heading to the Hurst Castle and 343 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,159 Speaker 1: had a lengthy trip. I went to Santa Barbara, had 344 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,640 Speaker 1: a nice lunch. I love Santa Barbara. The American Riviera. 345 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,640 Speaker 1: It's if you can't afford to go to the Mediterranean Sea. 346 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:17,880 Speaker 1: It's just like it, except it's in in California. Beautiful. Uh. 347 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 1: And went in Santa Barbara. You know what street, Danny, 348 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if you spent a lot of time 349 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,879 Speaker 1: in Santa Barbara, what street do you have to go 350 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,960 Speaker 1: to if you're in Santa Barbara. That's right, that's where 351 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: all the actions and so I we were at State Street, 352 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 1: showed down, I had a patty mill and then we 353 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,159 Speaker 1: headed over to the McConnell's ice Cream shop because my 354 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: wife loves that place. Oh yeah, well local Santa Barbara 355 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 1: ice cream, and so kept going there like waffle walk 356 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: in it does. Yeah, and there's always a line out 357 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 1: the door, no matter when you go, there's always a 358 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 1: line out the door. And it was really busy because 359 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,719 Speaker 1: it was the weekend, so that we kept going, slipped 360 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,040 Speaker 1: past Solving, did not go to Solving or Buleton. I 361 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,920 Speaker 1: would have loved to have got my wife not a fan, 362 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,479 Speaker 1: and she she's she was not in the mood. So 363 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 1: we skipped Solving and headed to Santa Maria. Now why 364 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:12,880 Speaker 1: did I go to Santa Maria to no, something more valuable, 365 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 1: something more expensive than tried tip gas? Because yeah, yeah, 366 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: Costco gas station in Santa Maria, right off the freeway there. 367 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 1: And uh, the reason I had to get gas is 368 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: because I took the gas guzzler, the backup mallardmobile, not 369 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 1: taking a chance on the more fuel efficient car which 370 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,440 Speaker 1: broke down. Because we still haven't gotten fixed. They didn't 371 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: know what exactly was wrong with it. It may or 372 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 1: may not be something with the politic converter that broke. 373 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 1: But but anyway, so we we went and got gas 374 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: and I had to make it because the gas station 375 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,680 Speaker 1: closes early on Saturday, not as early on Sunday, but 376 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 1: as Sunday. So we made it there, got to gas 377 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 1: back in the mallonmobile and then the whis like, well, 378 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: i'll go to the each So we we said, okay, 379 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: I know the beaches here, so we'll go to Pismo 380 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: because Pismos on the way. Santa Maria then Pismo legendary spot. 381 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: So we pulled into Pismo and you know how there's 382 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 1: that cartoon or the the cloud that follows around the 383 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 1: cartoon character were just raining on top of them. Yeah, 384 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,120 Speaker 1: that's Pismo. So we get there and there's a hand 385 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:32,879 Speaker 1: to got a massive fog bank that has landed right 386 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: at Pismo because it was like ninety degrees on the highway. 387 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 1: By the time we got the Pismo beach, it was 388 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:45,120 Speaker 1: in the fifties and so was like, wow, that's too cold. 389 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the US dot beach weather. 390 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: So it was more like England. So then we headed 391 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 1: back on the road. We went past San Louis Obispo 392 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 1: more on that in a minute, and headed to where 393 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 1: your your loved ones are there any Moral bay? N Yeah, 394 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,640 Speaker 1: I went to the Moral Rock there. Look at our 395 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: lives aligning. That's exactly where my girl's family and she 396 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 1: and all the kids and cousins are right now. Very cool, 397 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 1: and it's a beautiful place. There's this massive rocket looks 398 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 1: like a turtles shell. It's almost six hundred feet tall. 399 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,840 Speaker 1: There's an old nuclear reactor that's not being used anymore 400 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:31,280 Speaker 1: right now, yes, and right in the mouth of the harbor. 401 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 1: And so we get there and you know, sure, if 402 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 1: there's fogg and Pismo, there was even more fog and 403 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: Moral Moral Bay and that place is I don't think 404 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: I've been there more than twice over the years where 405 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:47,200 Speaker 1: it's not foggy, and so it's cool and foggy, and 406 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: even though it's in central California, it's Northern California weather. 407 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 1: And but we did stop to see the very famous 408 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,000 Speaker 1: creatures that you see every time you go to Morrow 409 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:01,720 Speaker 1: Bay in California, those sea otters. Oh yeah, and they 410 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,880 Speaker 1: they're always cleaning themselves. They're the most clean animals, these 411 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,680 Speaker 1: sea otters, and they all hang out in the same 412 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 1: area and it's pretty cool cleaning and spitting and yeah, 413 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 1: people's come check them out for a few minutes, then 414 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 1: get back on the road, and we got back on 415 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: the road and but I I'd love to see and 416 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 1: we headed to the final destination, at least the furthest 417 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: north we went, which was the William Randolph Hurst Memorial Beach, 418 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 1: right across from the famous first castle, Herst Castle. Yeah, 419 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,360 Speaker 1: it looked like it was. We didn't go to Herst 420 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: Castle though, we just went. I love the beach there. 421 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,960 Speaker 1: There's this this kind of rickety pier you can walk across, 422 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,600 Speaker 1: and so we were there hanging out for a little bit. 423 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 1: There was a big disappointment though, Danny, because we attempted 424 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: to use the facilities at the beach there, and they 425 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 1: had really they had really nice bathrooms, like indoor bathrooms 426 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,960 Speaker 1: at the beach, but they were closed and they brought 427 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,679 Speaker 1: out these porta potties, which is one of the five 428 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: worst things I've ever witnessed. Walking into that porta potty 429 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,080 Speaker 1: that had been I assume used all day Friday and 430 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 1: all day Saturday by the time I got there, and 431 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: the smell, the visual, the it made me feel horrible 432 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,800 Speaker 1: to be a human being that other human beings had 433 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: done that, and some weren't even trying to hit the bowl. 434 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,119 Speaker 1: They were just doing you know, whatever they wanted on 435 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 1: the walls. There was feces in the air everywhere. It's 436 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 1: as close as you can get to a murder scene. Yeah. 437 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 1: It kind of reminded me of when I had my 438 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:48,520 Speaker 1: unfortunate ball ball gall bladder accident. When I was walking 439 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,120 Speaker 1: and I thought I could make it to the bathroom 440 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 1: and actually during the beginning of COVID, where I tried 441 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,360 Speaker 1: to squat, I did the squatty potty over the toilet 442 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 1: and I missed somehow. I thought I nailed the drop 443 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,359 Speaker 1: the bomb drop, but I didn't nail it properly and 444 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 1: it was terrible. But this was like everybody was doing. 445 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 1: It's crazy. So then we headed back towards San Louis Obispo. 446 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 1: Danny and my wife left her favorite place. I've talked 447 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: about this before. We've both talked about, I think together 448 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: on the podcast Madonna in She loves the Madonna and 449 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: very gaudy, over the top circus, circus for adults all that. 450 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,919 Speaker 1: But the place was booked up, so we couldn't get 451 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 1: a room. Busy summer, thank god, haunted. Yeah, So, but 452 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,199 Speaker 1: she wanted to manga on some pink champagne cake. This 453 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 1: is like the cake that's like ten ft tall with 454 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: the frosting all over. It's really good Gake and his legendary. 455 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: So we settled into the diner only to be gobsmacked. 456 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,959 Speaker 1: We got there around eight o'clock the restaurant I think 457 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,160 Speaker 1: it was eight thirty or not, actually might have been nine, 458 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 1: and the restaurant closed like an hour later. They were 459 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:06,399 Speaker 1: completely sold out of this cake. We had driven far 460 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,600 Speaker 1: far away to get this stupid freaking cake and we 461 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 1: ordered the cake and they say, well, how any cake? 462 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: So how do you not have cake? I mean that 463 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 1: you're known for the cake. And the waitress is like, well, 464 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 1: I've worked here for you know, a million years. This 465 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,760 Speaker 1: has never happened before. But we saw their last piece 466 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 1: of cake like three hours ago. It's like, oh my god, 467 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 1: you gotta be joking. And uh yeah, it's like, wouldn't 468 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,879 Speaker 1: you make more cake? How hard is it to make 469 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: a cake? Your people on the bakery, wouldn't you make 470 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:40,120 Speaker 1: more cake? I ate at Wood Ranch Restaurant. They're known 471 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,399 Speaker 1: for their try tip and ribs and meat and stuff 472 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 1: like that. I ordered baby back ribs. Oh sorry, we're 473 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,880 Speaker 1: out of We're all out of ribs tonight. How are 474 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: you gonna be out of ribs and not just a 475 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,959 Speaker 1: baby back. They were out of all ribs. That's bad planning. 476 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: Now they'll blame supply chain issues, right, that's what they blame, 477 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: the supply chain. But a cake. They make the cake. 478 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 1: They have a bakery like the rib. I get the 479 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,400 Speaker 1: rib thing. I guess if everyone bought ribs, but a bakery. 480 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: You just throw some flour and sugar and whatever else. 481 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,080 Speaker 1: You mix it together and you've got a cake that's 482 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: like McDonald's having their ice cream machine broken down. Yeah, 483 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 1: I agree, I'm I'm right there. And but then we 484 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,400 Speaker 1: were like, we drove all this way. My wife loves 485 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: the hotel, so we're like, let's order some food at 486 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: the at the at the diner. Now. She didn't give 487 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 1: me the option not to order food, but it's like, 488 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: we're here, you might as well order food. Now. The diner, 489 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 1: let's just say they're known for their cake. They're known 490 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: for the cake. And and I thought I had ordered 491 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: the safest thing on the menu, Danny, I ordered a 492 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: Ruben sandwich. How do you funk up a Ruben sand 493 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: This is a staple of delicate tests and it's the 494 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: corned beef, the Swiss cheese, Thousand Island dressing. It's not kosher, 495 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 1: but it's a Jewish delis They serve this other time. 496 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,960 Speaker 1: So corn beef, Swiss cheese, little thousand Island dressing, two 497 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,720 Speaker 1: slices of rye bread boom done usually have sauer kraut. 498 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,480 Speaker 1: I don't like sour krauss. I had no sour. Whoever 499 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:23,240 Speaker 1: made this monstrosity of a sandwich should never be allowed 500 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: to work in a kitchen again clearly not a member 501 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: of the tribe or any tribe for that matter. This 502 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: thing was so bad it was essentially danny a corn 503 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:37,400 Speaker 1: beef sandwich dry, no thousand Island dressing. They put Swiss 504 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,840 Speaker 1: cheese on it, but it was not melted, so it 505 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,640 Speaker 1: was just a corn beef sandwich with cold Swiss cheese. 506 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,920 Speaker 1: But that's not a ruben a ruben has. It's the 507 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 1: cheese is grilled on there with the corn beef. So 508 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: never again, one and done on that, and then we 509 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,360 Speaker 1: headed back to the Mallard mansion. Believe we put seven 510 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 1: hundred miles the seven miles on the mallonmobile on that 511 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:09,800 Speaker 1: little sojourn real quick. So Sunday do the full weekend. 512 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 1: The reason I was not on the radio on Sunday 513 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 1: is I was requested to take the day off. It 514 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: was the wedding anniversary. Damn, this is something you're gonna 515 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: have to deal with when you get married. Here the 516 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 1: wedding anniversary, very important day. So the sergeant gave you 517 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,720 Speaker 1: orders exactly. I never take days off. I said, I'm 518 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,040 Speaker 1: off from work. We should take the day And I said, okay, 519 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,840 Speaker 1: I'll take the day off. And she requested it, and 520 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,440 Speaker 1: so that's why I was not in the kaw berd seat. 521 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 1: And uh, we had the same wedding cake we had back. No, 522 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 1: this is number nine. So nine years ago I got 523 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: married and it really worked out well. We this this. 524 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: You ever been to Dukes by the Beach there? Yeah, 525 00:30:54,560 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: there's location of Malibu, Mallaboo Boo, Huntington's Beach and Diego. 526 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: The night I got married, we eloped, so we didn't 527 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: have a big ceremony or anything like that. So we 528 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaker 1: didn't have a wedding cake. My mom actually had bought 529 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 1: one bless her Soul when we got back. But the 530 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 1: night of the wedding, we were like, we need to 531 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: eat some cake. It's not a wedding without cake. So 532 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: we ended up we actually originally went to a different restaurant, 533 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:26,200 Speaker 1: which was terrible. We ended up at Duke's in Kauaii 534 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: and had there it's called the Hula pie, which is 535 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,360 Speaker 1: like an ice cream cake pie thing, and that was 536 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 1: our That was our wedding cake. And so every year 537 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 1: we get to eat it because there's a bunch of 538 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,840 Speaker 1: locations around here. And you were taking it out of 539 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,720 Speaker 1: your own freezer at home like some people do. Oh no, god, 540 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 1: no no. Uh we saved it for like a year 541 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,640 Speaker 1: and that was it. But uh no, no, no, no no. 542 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,040 Speaker 1: And then uh we were at the beach and headed 543 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 1: down to the O C Fair. Then that's going on right, 544 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: the Orange County Fair. Dogs. Yeah, it was opening weekend 545 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 1: and man, I had not been to a fair in 546 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 1: several years. Nobody really had because they hadn't had fairs 547 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,560 Speaker 1: because the COVID right looked around here, so endless food 548 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: rides other nonsense are But my my eyeballs and the 549 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 1: wife's eyeballs were bigger than our stomachs because we had 550 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: we had the blooming onion rip off version of the 551 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: booming onion, and then man, that's a big corn dog. 552 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 1: I like the extended winer these corn dogs. And I 553 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,080 Speaker 1: don't want to exaggerate. I don't want to be over 554 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 1: the top and all that stuff, because I don't be 555 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 1: a shocked. These were the size of a draft. Okay, 556 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,600 Speaker 1: the neck of a draft was the corn dog. And uh, 557 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,240 Speaker 1: and I had some lemonade and then we had to 558 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,719 Speaker 1: call it. I was planning on eating all this other stuff, Danny, 559 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 1: But I guess I've just reached the point now where 560 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 1: I my eyeballs are a little bit bigger than my stomach. 561 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,600 Speaker 1: You're stomach shrunk over the years. Yeah, man, I wish 562 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,960 Speaker 1: I could have eaten some more stuff, but I have to. 563 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: And we made the rookie mistake. Now, if you're gonna go, 564 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 1: here's my advice for you. If you're gonna go to 565 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,800 Speaker 1: the county fair, the state fair where you live. I 566 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: made a rookie mistake. You know what my rookie mistake was. 567 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 1: I ate lunch. That was my rookie mistake. You don't 568 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,720 Speaker 1: eat lunch before you go to the fair. You have 569 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,680 Speaker 1: to go on an empty tank exactly. You gotta fill 570 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: that thing up. And if you go there you got 571 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: food in there. You gotta go in there starving, and 572 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: I didn't go in there starving. That's a bad job 573 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: by me, real quick. The backscratcher, you scratch our bag, 574 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 1: we'll scratch your back. And this week, how many do 575 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 1: we get Danny? Not one? Not too how about three? Yea? 576 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,280 Speaker 1: Including a guy that loves you and hates me? Rebel 577 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: Vikings says the fifth hour, Danny G makes the show, 578 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: not the Manning loathing band. Uh oh. He likes Peyton Manning, 579 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,840 Speaker 1: cut at me, wants me to be a fanboy for 580 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,280 Speaker 1: Peyton Manning, but he gave us five stars. Thank you 581 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:13,720 Speaker 1: for that. Windsor in Cowboy interesting, says Folgers. The best 582 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,800 Speaker 1: part of waking up is Ben Maller and Danny G 583 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,800 Speaker 1: in your cup. So wake up for yourself the latest 584 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:29,280 Speaker 1: episode and enjoy in cooking with Roberto's voice, says Windsor 585 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,719 Speaker 1: in Cowboy, which I do not believe is the real 586 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,360 Speaker 1: cowboy in Windsor, I believe this is a parody account 587 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: for Cowboy and Windsor, but thank you for that. There 588 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,799 Speaker 1: was no mention of anybody dying in that message, so 589 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 1: can't be the real cowboy. It's a fair point. He 590 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: also did not mention his seventh grade science teachers Dennist. Yeah, 591 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: and what I said today is the fiftieth anniversary of 592 00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:00,680 Speaker 1: my uncle being murdered. Yes, yes, there's always at and 593 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,080 Speaker 1: the last one in the backscratcher. If you want us 594 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,840 Speaker 1: to read your review, then just post a review on 595 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,880 Speaker 1: the podcast dot Apple dot com and then find the 596 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour. Go to the Apple podcast page and you 597 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,279 Speaker 1: can put a review in there for the fifth Hour 598 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 1: and we will read it on the show. You take 599 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,359 Speaker 1: the time out of your schedule to do that, we 600 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: will take time out of our podcast to do that 601 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:30,319 Speaker 1: as well. Last one comes from lfc Red's fan says 602 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,840 Speaker 1: I love the Fifth Hour, five stars. This is the 603 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,320 Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Show unplugged, Danny g is the perfect edition. 604 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,640 Speaker 1: Their banter is entertaining but also interesting. Love hearing about 605 00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: Danny's experiences as a teacher. Totally recommend this for pop culture, 606 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:51,840 Speaker 1: humor and life experience. Thank you for sending the reviews 607 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,360 Speaker 1: and we appreciate it. Thank you for those three reviews, 608 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,560 Speaker 1: even the one that didn't like Ben Well, I love you. 609 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,839 Speaker 1: The people in Houston doll like I know that. Yeah, 610 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:05,759 Speaker 1: just the astro fans, That's about it. Yeah, But like 611 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,880 Speaker 1: the sky was falling when you didn't come in on 612 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,520 Speaker 1: early Monday morning, I was still there at the studios. 613 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,080 Speaker 1: You should have heard the first few callers, the first 614 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: few tweets. I felt bad for Bernie because he's you know, 615 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: it's an uphill climb for that guy, because people are like, 616 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,399 Speaker 1: you're screwing up my my routine. I have to hear 617 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,200 Speaker 1: beds voice while I'm working. Well, it's very kind that 618 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,439 Speaker 1: people miss me, but at the same time, you gotta 619 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,080 Speaker 1: show some respect that Bernie's a radio professional, and you 620 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: gotta give Bernie a chance. And I know it's awkward 621 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,279 Speaker 1: because I don't usually take any time off, so when 622 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: I do, it's people people think I'm sick. I got 623 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 1: fired one of those deals. Yeah, it's one of those two. 624 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 1: So emergency dental situation, well I did have. That's the 625 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: last time I had to miss day was a dental studday. 626 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,439 Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. Anything to promote Danny 627 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,759 Speaker 1: g anything at all you would like to promote. I'm 628 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,680 Speaker 1: gonna go back to bed for a couple of hours 629 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: and then wake my ass up, drive into the FSR 630 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 1: studios for Hartman and Shorts, and then after that it 631 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,920 Speaker 1: will be the no Show with from Salam and that 632 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,160 Speaker 1: is your day in the Magic Radio Box all day long. 633 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,160 Speaker 1: All right, we'll get out of here on that. Have 634 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 1: a one rest of your day today on Saturday, and 635 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 1: we'll have a big a dish of the mailbag, a 636 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,960 Speaker 1: classic mail bag, which is just like that line from 637 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,440 Speaker 1: Forrest Gump, you never know what you're gonna get in 638 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,840 Speaker 1: the mail bag. So we'll get to that tomorrow. Have 639 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,319 Speaker 1: a great rest of your day. We'll talk to you 640 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,480 Speaker 1: then later Skater Bofolation