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Speaker 1: Hey, girl, whats up with you? Is just the right number.

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you're out at the club and a guy

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Speaker 1: approaches you with a superhero costume on and it says,

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Speaker 1: I think I.

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Speaker 2: Saw you on Spotify. You were this week's hottest single,

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Speaker 2: was gonna be a superhero for that one.

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Speaker 1: Well, whatever you do, don't hog tie him in his

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Speaker 1: own grappling hook I see. Instead, grab him by the

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Speaker 1: utility belt and say where'd you get those tights, big boy?

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Speaker 1: And invite yourself to explore his batcave later.

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Speaker 2: But before you do, give him the digits of the

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Speaker 2: loser line.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 1: we could play on the air.

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Heymarcus, it's me.

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Speaker 4: It's I had.

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Speaker 3: A lot of fun with you last night. Tojo was bad,

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Speaker 3: so bad. I'm the worst, aren't I?

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Speaker 5: So listen.

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Speaker 3: I it's okay. When I left this morning, I grabbed

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Speaker 3: your phone charger, but it's like kind of broken, and

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to buy a hoodie off of eBay.

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Speaker 5: Right now, and I'm like, I can't have my phone

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Speaker 5: dive shoot now, please call me back hurry next gosh,

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Speaker 5: it was going.

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Speaker 1: I mean after a one night stand, the common rule

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Speaker 1: is the girl is allowed to take one item out of.

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Speaker 2: The guy's place fifty dollars or less. And then it's

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Speaker 2: cool that a phone charger is a good call. He

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Speaker 2: must have not had very cute hoodies. Buy one, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: upgrade your.

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Speaker 4: Next message heya, just got out of the open and

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Speaker 4: now he said you were going to come check it out,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't actually see you.

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Speaker 6: There, so I just want to let you know it

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Speaker 6: turned out really well, better than most times.

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Speaker 4: And I thought like, since you weren't there, i'd give

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Speaker 4: you the general gist of my set. So I started

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Speaker 4: with this one.

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Speaker 6: You know, I've been drinking coffee a lot because a

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Speaker 6: builting is hard and apparently water is optional.

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Speaker 4: And I didn't take collapse on that one, but I

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Speaker 4: did get some smirks, so some people got it. I'll

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Speaker 4: take that. And then there was a big closer I

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Speaker 4: was going on about the dating ass where I'm like,

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Speaker 4: why do they always ask.

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Speaker 6: What I'm looking for? Like, I don't know, maybe someone

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Speaker 6: who won't leave mid conversation to grab a kombucha. It's

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Speaker 6: funny because that has actually happened to me more than once.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, I hope you can make it to the

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Speaker 6: next show. I'm doing open mic at the Nut Factory

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Speaker 6: next Tuesday, and.

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Speaker 4: I will hopefully see you then next.

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Speaker 2: I but komba is more enticing than you. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: like that really happened.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I think like I need to go check out

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Speaker 1: more open mic nights, see what's out there, And then

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Speaker 1: I hear clips like these, and I realize I am

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Speaker 1: totally missing out on top notch comedy.

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Speaker 2: Miss his cutting. He's the new Jerry Seinfeld. I can

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Speaker 2: see him being Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna be the next big headliner. And you

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Speaker 1: nowhere else you can find top notch comedy not on

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Speaker 1: our show.

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Speaker 2: That's right, hundreds of other podcasts have that.

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Speaker 1: But anytime you need to take a break from laughing,

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Speaker 1: come check us out on YouTube, where we post our

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Speaker 1: favorite loser lines of the week. We are currently number

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Speaker 1: one for people on hospital deathbeds. They just cannot laugh

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Speaker 1: anymore and they turn the volume up, and that.

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Speaker 2: Could be you. You welcome death after you listen to

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Speaker 2: that absolutely serious guy. Subscribe. Now let's get back to

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Speaker 2: the clipse.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this is marketed from Peter Court, Lot fourteen. Yes,

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Speaker 7: I'm calling to report a group of children that are

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Speaker 7: congregating near the cul de Sac right by my house.

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Speaker 7: I think there's hold on four kids, maybe five. Anyway,

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Speaker 7: they're laughing very loudly, screaming like little demons, and they

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Speaker 7: keep talking and slang to confuse me. Anyway, I recorded

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Speaker 7: some video of them on my phone. I already posted

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Speaker 7: it to a bunch of Facebook groups neighborhoods Facebook groups

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Speaker 7: and on next floor. I don't know if these kids

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Speaker 7: actually live here, or maybe they bust them in from

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Speaker 7: god knows where, but clearly these troublemakers have absolutely no

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Speaker 7: regard for anyone's privacy. This needs to be such a quiet,

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Speaker 7: lovely neighborhood, but lately it's done a hell in a

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Speaker 7: handback and I can't even step outside my own home.

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Speaker 7: So you gave me this number to call in case

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Speaker 7: of a disturbance, and this is a pretty big disturbance,

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Speaker 7: so you better act quick before I spray them all

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Speaker 7: with my garden hose.

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Speaker 2: Go the loser line the building. I know it sounds

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Speaker 2: like the hero line. Thank god we had her.

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Speaker 7: I hope every Facebook community page out there gave it

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Speaker 7: to her.

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Speaker 2: And I love how she was complaining about.

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Speaker 1: They have no regard for privacy while she's filming them

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Speaker 1: from her window. It's on her property, books she's allowed

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Speaker 1: to film that. Those kids are clearly troublemakers and they

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Speaker 1: need to be taking care of and they're.

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Speaker 2: Laughing, yeah, having fun. Yeah, what's wrong with children these days?

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Speaker 2: I know we need to have them listen to our podcast?

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Speaker 2: Wanting to move down from.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Robin, guess where I'm calling from right now?

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Speaker 5: Guess give you here?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Do you feel me? Yeah? Yeah I did.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, she's freaking beautiful.

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Speaker 3: You got to see this thing.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm going to call it man like my

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Speaker 2: friend's mom, remember that my buddy's mom.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, I can't I can't stop. This is amazing,

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Speaker 4: hear that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, can't hit you some.

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Speaker 6: Oh man?

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Speaker 2: The vibration you feel, you feel that you.

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Speaker 4: Could almost feel it through the boat. Yeah, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Some guys are into fantasy football, others totally different passions

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Speaker 1: and Hobbiesay, I.

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Speaker 7: Felt that vibration.

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this I'm really glad there's no visual.

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Speaker 1: Aspect to these calls, because I really don't think I

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Speaker 1: want to see what he was doing with those goats

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Speaker 1: at all. Feel that vibration, Remember, and I've been subscribed

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Speaker 1: to our YouTube page at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: We post all of our content there.

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Speaker 1: We got our second dates, our phone tabs, and video

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Speaker 1: of us reacting live in studio to each and every

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Speaker 1: one of these loser line clips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, vibration.

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Speaker 7: We got a fulltown coming up right after this, Brook

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Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning.