WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: I Ran Over A Dude

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels. Second date update. The guy on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update today had a very

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<v Speaker 1>awkward moment on his first date that most people can

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<v Speaker 1>relate to. Okay, you know how when your date starts

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<v Speaker 1>off and you accidentally run over a pedestrian. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>is so awkward when that happens. Isn't it a little

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<v Speaker 1>more than awkward? What's up, Joshua? How you doing? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>broken Jewel? Is he calling us from jail? Because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure it's a felony or something. I'm not calling

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<v Speaker 1>from prison now. So you didn't get caught. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely got caught. All right, tell us a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about what happened, because your email just said I need

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<v Speaker 1>to do over because I ran over somebody, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>very confusing. It's like, all right, we'll do a second

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<v Speaker 1>day update on that. What does that mean? So here's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. I met Kara on e harmony. Okay, she's great,

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<v Speaker 1>and we decide we're going to go to a concert

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<v Speaker 1>because we both really dig on music. And I pick

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<v Speaker 1>her up at a coffee shop and we're talking and

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<v Speaker 1>it's awesome and I'm just really into the conversation and

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<v Speaker 1>then I accidentally ran over somebody casually. I could pick

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<v Speaker 1>her up then, and then also, yeah, we heard a

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<v Speaker 1>little thump, and then I realized that did it again?

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<v Speaker 1>Ran over a person? Okay, So so he got freaked out,

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<v Speaker 1>but it really it was not my fault. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>clarify for me. When you say ran over a person,

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean like full speed ahead, like thump thump

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<v Speaker 1>over a person. I was at a stoplight. It had

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<v Speaker 1>turned green. I don't know if the guy was hurrying

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<v Speaker 1>to get somewhere, but he darted in the road and

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<v Speaker 1>I figured that it was clear to go. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see him, and Kara yells, you hit somebody, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what you had to You had to be told that

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<v Speaker 1>you hit a pedestrian. You didn't just know that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I ran over his foot, like it was okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't get your windshield and you didn't know. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't crack the windshield. Okay, but I was really

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<v Speaker 1>paying attention to her because I'm trying to be a

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<v Speaker 1>better listener. And so I said what And there were

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<v Speaker 1>no cars behind me, So I stopped the car and

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<v Speaker 1>I put it in reverse and ran over his other foot. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I just like Nick Disnee, I glanced off,

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<v Speaker 1>so you almost ran over him a second time. That's

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<v Speaker 1>an accurate statement. But in my defense, it was his fault.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like, you don't sound guilty about this at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I have thought about this a lot, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad about it because this guy ran in front

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<v Speaker 1>of the car and I stayed. I followed the police report.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I got into a little bit of an

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<v Speaker 1>argument with another person that was on the road about

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<v Speaker 1>what had happened. But I think that she she did

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<v Speaker 1>not see everything that happened. Right, Wait, what was your

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<v Speaker 1>date doing the entire time you're filling out a police report? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she left, okay, So and what did she say to

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<v Speaker 1>you about the whole situation? Did she say anything before

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<v Speaker 1>she left? Well, she stayed around, and she was screaming

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<v Speaker 1>a lot for a while. Understand Again, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's me. I think that she had like a family

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<v Speaker 1>thing that it was bringing stuff up, another flaming past

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<v Speaker 1>baggage for her. Want to think it was about me,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was about me. What was she screaming?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there was a lot of the oh my gods, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of this shouldn't be happening. And

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<v Speaker 1>is that the last you've heard from her? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I was shouting her name out as I noticed as

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<v Speaker 1>she was leaving, and then the police officer was really

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<v Speaker 1>stern with me paying attention to him. Yeah. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>usually might have said something out Okay, Well I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. So her walking away while you're filing a

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<v Speaker 1>police report after accidentally running over some guy's foot is

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing you've seen of her? Yes, which you

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<v Speaker 1>know could actually be good for you because she sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a key witness in all of this. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that it was the other guy's fault, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was his fault, Like I have been to court

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<v Speaker 1>about this. No charges are being pressed, Yeah, because she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't there. Dude, you hit him twice, man, The second

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<v Speaker 1>time was a glance, So I disagree with the term

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<v Speaker 1>hitting twice. Look, it was an accident. It just happened

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<v Speaker 1>to take place with a really cute girl on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date. And I just need a do over and

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<v Speaker 1>it will be adover where we take public transportation or

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<v Speaker 1>is that because your license has been revoked? My license,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just provisional. I cannot drive at night. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>what have you tried to call her since then? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Or this will this be your first attempt to reach out?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I texted her and I told her, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that was crazy, sorry about the guy. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's doing okay? Um? And nothing, no response. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny like when you see the little dot dot

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<v Speaker 1>dots with the text some times. Yeah, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think I saw that right afterwards, but then nothing. So

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<v Speaker 1>she thought about responding to you and then stopped herself. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like maybe she started to say yes of course,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she was just nervous. All right, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, come back, call her and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah, brooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Second Date following is a true story

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<v Speaker 1>about real life defense that have actually taken place in

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<v Speaker 1>our judicial system. The names and dates have not been changed.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the same. They're the same names and dates because

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<v Speaker 1>it's really not that big of a deal, but it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds cooler if I talk like this and Joshua is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone today for a second date update. If

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<v Speaker 1>you just missed the first part, he ran over a

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<v Speaker 1>dude on his first date and had to give a

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<v Speaker 1>police report and has had to go to court over

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<v Speaker 1>it and everything else. He was found not guilty of

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<v Speaker 1>any crime. He says that the guy jumped out in

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<v Speaker 1>the crosswalk when he was not supposed to be in

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<v Speaker 1>the crosswalk, and then he ran over his foot, and

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<v Speaker 1>then when his date screamed, oh my god, you hit somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>he reversed and sort of ran over the guy a

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<v Speaker 1>second time. Yeah. And then his date, Kara, who were

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<v Speaker 1>about to call right now to figure out why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back even though we already kind of know,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely left while he was giving the police report and

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't been able to talk to her. Sace Judge,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you have an idea of how to

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<v Speaker 1>come back from this, because I don't think it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>the accident that's so much the problem. It's your nonchalant

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<v Speaker 1>attitude about running over a pedestrian. Again, Like, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tumble in front of the car and smash my

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<v Speaker 1>one shield and I didn't go walk. He ran in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. I got his foot and then I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of nicked his knee on the way back. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like you targeted this guy and know or like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on one second, this guy needs to get run

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<v Speaker 1>over and then put on some ACDC or something and

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<v Speaker 1>went after him. It wasn't like I maliciously ran over

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<v Speaker 1>the dude. It just an accident. All right, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna dollar phone him right now, okay, okay, cool, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Kara please? And this is Kara. Hey, Kara, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. Great, this is weird. I can understand how

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<v Speaker 1>you think that. I'm actually on the phone with you

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<v Speaker 1>right now because we're doing a segment called the Second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update, and basically we want to ask you some

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<v Speaker 1>questions about a date that you went on recently with

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Joshua. Oh my god. Yeah. The thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>he really liked you, and he asked us to call

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<v Speaker 1>you and find out why you're not calling him back. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted Okay, he wanted what? He wanted you to

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<v Speaker 1>call me? Yes, he sent us an email and told

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<v Speaker 1>us about your horrible first date. What did he tell

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<v Speaker 1>you exactly? He told us that he met you on

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<v Speaker 1>e harmony, and you guys were on your way to

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<v Speaker 1>a concert, and he said, on the way to the concert,

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking to you and wasn't paying attention, and

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<v Speaker 1>some dude ran out in the crosswalk and he ran

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<v Speaker 1>over his foot. Then you screamed, and then he put

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<v Speaker 1>the car in reverse and kind of hit the guy again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, Um, yeah, that's pretty much what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>is that the reason you're not calling him back the

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<v Speaker 1>whole accident because he said that you left while he

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<v Speaker 1>was giving a police report. I was pretty shake it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've never okay, I've never even seeing anyone

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<v Speaker 1>hit by a car, much like being in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was so crazy. And then I had

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<v Speaker 1>to tell him you hit someone, and then we backed

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<v Speaker 1>up and we hit him again. But the guy was

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<v Speaker 1>all right, right. I mean, he did send me a

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<v Speaker 1>text message leader telling me that the guy was okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, I don't know, like maybe he's just

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<v Speaker 1>calling me to, you know, ask me out on another day,

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, yeah, the guy's fine, Sure you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out again. I mean, we hit someone, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but that was an accident. I understand if you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that's a bad omen for a first week an accident, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen on date number two? What are we

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do? There's all sorts of options. Now, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you know the crazy door has been opened. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>can just run through it full speed together if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cool not going through that door like you. Why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you text him back though after that and just say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that was too much for me on a first date. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>there were other reasons. That was not the only reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I which just done with that date. There is more

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<v Speaker 1>than hitting a pedestrian. Yeah, what's worse than that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's worse, Like I'm not saying we

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<v Speaker 1>killed a family. That would be worse for sure, But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was on the date for like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what, ten minutes prior to the incident we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call it. I got in his car and Joshua wears

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<v Speaker 1>an un goodly amount of cologne. Oh, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>being in the back of a cab in Istanbul. Just horrible. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, depending on the clone, that could

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<v Speaker 1>be worse than running over a person. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>person was okay. If I stayed in my car much longer.

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<v Speaker 1>In that car, much longer, I would not, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>why you left. You didn't actually leave because of the pedestrian.

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<v Speaker 1>You just didn't want to ride home. I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, dude, my asthma was going to be like, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way. There is no way, and I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>honest of you, like, I don't understand how it is

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<v Speaker 1>that he could have sprayed that on himself in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and was like, yeah, I smell good, Like, no way,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me. Can I talk though? What's going on? Okara?

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<v Speaker 1>That's Joshua. He's on the other line and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you, Carol, What is up? Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>saying this? You know that's not true, Joshua. Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>did not know you were on the phone, and I

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<v Speaker 1>am really sorry that you had to hear it like that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is true. I'm sorry I put on a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of cologne because I cared about the date.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't I wasn't swimming in it. I'm sorry, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad kind of right now, like I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you cared about it, but it's not it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing wrong, it's in general putting cologne on. But

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<v Speaker 1>don't you remember I rolled down the window like it

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<v Speaker 1>was really cool outside and I rolled down the window

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, hey, look at the fresh air.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really this is clean. Things weird about that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>as part of the distraction that, all right, Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't have rolled down that window, he wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>had to hit somebody. I will have you know that

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<v Speaker 1>I get a lot of compliments on my cologne, and

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<v Speaker 1>the majority of them from family members. Well that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they can go out with you and be in

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<v Speaker 1>a small and closed space and have asthma. But not me.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was gonna die, okay, not unlike

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<v Speaker 1>the person who ran over and I didn't have my expert. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the person that I accidentally ran over his foot was

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<v Speaker 1>nowhere close to death, which I would say, is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe similar to how your cologne. Okay, look, I fired

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<v Speaker 1>in such a predicament right now, Joshua. It's not about

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<v Speaker 1>the cologne. I cannot wear cologne. I could change that,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I just think that I got a good

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<v Speaker 1>vibe from you before all of this stuff happened, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. And which party started for the cologne or

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<v Speaker 1>the almost dead dude. I mean, he's not almost dead

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<v Speaker 1>was found out in the court of law. He was

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<v Speaker 1>fun but honestly, like, I'm just trying to give you

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<v Speaker 1>feedback about your cologne, like it just doesn't smell good

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<v Speaker 1>and the amount did he smell good? And I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be mean, It's just it is. When it

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<v Speaker 1>is decide, I didn't know you're on the phone. They

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<v Speaker 1>tricked me, so were you? Were you attracted to him

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<v Speaker 1>before you smelled him. I'm serious because the smell is

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<v Speaker 1>automatic turn off, but there could have been something pre smell.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw his pictures online and we communicate online,

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<v Speaker 1>it was really cool. And when I found from far

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<v Speaker 1>away it was great. When I walked up close, not

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<v Speaker 1>so great. But and I don't mean like he was ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like it was the smell, but from far

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<v Speaker 1>away it was good. I mean it just like once

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<v Speaker 1>you got closer, when you please stop talking about how

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<v Speaker 1>bad I smelled. What, Josh, do you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>back to talking about the guy that you hit? We

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<v Speaker 1>have two options. I feel like there's a door number

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<v Speaker 1>three that we're not even talking about here, which is

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<v Speaker 1>we were having a pretty good time before I hit someone.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, it's a really weird thing to say. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just acknowledging the elops in the room that we've

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<v Speaker 1>been talking about this whole time. But if, if, when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to the clone, I don't need to wear

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<v Speaker 1>any clone. I could just wear deodor I could not

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<v Speaker 1>wear deodorant. I cannot have any of that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care if he's going out with me or not. You

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<v Speaker 1>should be wearing deodorant and not of that, like natural stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>like actual deodorant. Well, all right, how about this carol

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<v Speaker 1>Use crystals? I have never Okay, okay, let's not get

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<v Speaker 1>into the odor of brands right now. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask Kara question, will you go out with Joshua

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<v Speaker 1>one more time? You can take public transportation, he won't,

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<v Speaker 1>he won't wear a colone, and we will pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the date. Will you go out with him one more time? Kara?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, please just give me, give me a second

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<v Speaker 1>shot at this. I feel like I'm on, let's make

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<v Speaker 1>a deal. Um, we met on e harmony. We I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we are a great match for each other. We could

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<v Speaker 1>end up with each other. That's all right. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>place that claims to find the perfect people. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>the commercial harmony never said you would hit someone in

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<v Speaker 1>a car either, So I mean that would make for

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<v Speaker 1>a weird ad campaign. Yeah, that's true. So will you

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<v Speaker 1>give him one more shot? If he doesn't wear a

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<v Speaker 1>cologne and you guys can you could talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>whole car accident thing later, but you have Okay, The

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, it's like no Colone, not like pick another

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<v Speaker 1>brand like no Coloone, Joshua, your ability to like bathe

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<v Speaker 1>yourself in it. If you go out with me, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise I will not wear any cologne. I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we had a good vibe before things happened. Will

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<v Speaker 1>you do it? Kara? Okay, but literally, if I show

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<v Speaker 1>up and they smell anything on you, like any cologne,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving. And if you bumper is damage or I

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<v Speaker 1>see like blood or hair on the front of your car. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>I have already cleaned the car. You can't see anything

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<v Speaker 1>on it. That's really good too, Now, Yeah, isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>one good? Congratulations? Joshua, you got a second date? Oh, Kara,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to see you again, and I promise you

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<v Speaker 1>won't regret it unless he runs over another person. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>wow in the morning text in at seven eight, five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two that says, I agree, I'd rather date a

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<v Speaker 1>murderer than a guy who had bad cologne. Oh come on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think personally I agree too. If you missed

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update, this guy Joshua wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>this girl named Kara. He wasn't gonna a call back,

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<v Speaker 1>and he figured it was because he actually ran over

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<v Speaker 1>a dude on their first date. Yeah. Now it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>his fault. That's been proven in a court of law.

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<v Speaker 1>A guy was crossing at the wrong time and he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of clipped the dude and then reversed and ran

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<v Speaker 1>over his leg, and he thought maybe that was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit too much. And she thought he did it on

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<v Speaker 1>purpose or something because he wasn't paying attention. But that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the reason. The reason was it was because he

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing very bad cologne and she didn't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the car with him in the first

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<v Speaker 1>place because his cologne was so terrible. That's so sad, though,

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<v Speaker 1>when you can get in a car accident and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god, I can leave now, this is my cue,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I have an excuse. I know she's actually excited

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<v Speaker 1>because she just saw somebody get hit with a car, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh sweet, I get to stand outside and wait for

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<v Speaker 1>the cops to show up. That's gonna take a while

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<v Speaker 1>fresh air. Yeah, if somebody has really bad clone, it

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<v Speaker 1>is terrible. I think about if you're in your office

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<v Speaker 1>and you get on the elevator after somebody with bad

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<v Speaker 1>clone or bad perfume, to smell their aftermath disgusting. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they agreed to go on a second date. She actually

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<v Speaker 1>said she would go out with him again. I recommend

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<v Speaker 1>they take an uber. And he also can't wear any

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<v Speaker 1>cologne on their date, which means he's probably so scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's not gonna wear deodorant, cologne, not even shower,

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<v Speaker 1>no soaps, and he's just gonna smell terrible. Remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a second date update, all you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is email the show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who didn't call you back. But ninety

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<v Speaker 1>two point five