Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update today had a very
Speaker 1: awkward moment on his first date that most people can
Speaker 1: relate to. Okay, you know how when your date starts
Speaker 1: off and you accidentally run over a pedestrian. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is so awkward when that happens. Isn't it a little
Speaker 1: more than awkward? What's up, Joshua? How you doing? Hey,
Speaker 1: broken Jewel? Is he calling us from jail? Because I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's a felony or something. I'm not calling
Speaker 1: from prison now. So you didn't get caught. No, I
Speaker 1: definitely got caught. All right, tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about what happened, because your email just said I need
Speaker 1: to do over because I ran over somebody, and that's
Speaker 1: very confusing. It's like, all right, we'll do a second
Speaker 1: day update on that. What does that mean? So here's
Speaker 1: what happened. I met Kara on e harmony. Okay, she's great,
Speaker 1: and we decide we're going to go to a concert
Speaker 1: because we both really dig on music. And I pick
Speaker 1: her up at a coffee shop and we're talking and
Speaker 1: it's awesome and I'm just really into the conversation and
Speaker 1: then I accidentally ran over somebody casually. I could pick
Speaker 1: her up then, and then also, yeah, we heard a
Speaker 1: little thump, and then I realized that did it again?
Speaker 1: Ran over a person? Okay, So so he got freaked out,
Speaker 1: but it really it was not my fault. Okay, but
Speaker 1: clarify for me. When you say ran over a person,
Speaker 1: do you mean like full speed ahead, like thump thump
Speaker 1: over a person. I was at a stoplight. It had
Speaker 1: turned green. I don't know if the guy was hurrying
Speaker 1: to get somewhere, but he darted in the road and
Speaker 1: I figured that it was clear to go. I didn't
Speaker 1: see him, and Kara yells, you hit somebody, and I said,
Speaker 1: what you had to You had to be told that
Speaker 1: you hit a pedestrian. You didn't just know that. Well,
Speaker 1: I ran over his foot, like it was okay, So
Speaker 1: he didn't get your windshield and you didn't know. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't crack the windshield. Okay, but I was really
Speaker 1: paying attention to her because I'm trying to be a
Speaker 1: better listener. And so I said what And there were
Speaker 1: no cars behind me, So I stopped the car and
Speaker 1: I put it in reverse and ran over his other foot. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just like Nick Disnee, I glanced off,
Speaker 1: so you almost ran over him a second time. That's
Speaker 1: an accurate statement. But in my defense, it was his fault.
Speaker 1: There's like, you don't sound guilty about this at all.
Speaker 1: I have thought about this a lot, and I don't
Speaker 1: feel bad about it because this guy ran in front
Speaker 1: of the car and I stayed. I followed the police report.
Speaker 1: You know, I got into a little bit of an
Speaker 1: argument with another person that was on the road about
Speaker 1: what had happened. But I think that she she did
Speaker 1: not see everything that happened. Right, Wait, what was your
Speaker 1: date doing the entire time you're filling out a police report? Well,
Speaker 1: she left, okay, So and what did she say to
Speaker 1: you about the whole situation? Did she say anything before
Speaker 1: she left? Well, she stayed around, and she was screaming
Speaker 1: a lot for a while. Understand Again, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's me. I think that she had like a family
Speaker 1: thing that it was bringing stuff up, another flaming past
Speaker 1: baggage for her. Want to think it was about me,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about me. What was she screaming?
Speaker 1: I mean there was a lot of the oh my gods, Um,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of this shouldn't be happening. And
Speaker 1: is that the last you've heard from her? I mean
Speaker 1: I was shouting her name out as I noticed as
Speaker 1: she was leaving, and then the police officer was really
Speaker 1: stern with me paying attention to him. Yeah. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: usually might have said something out Okay, Well I didn't
Speaker 1: hear it. So her walking away while you're filing a
Speaker 1: police report after accidentally running over some guy's foot is
Speaker 1: the last thing you've seen of her? Yes, which you
Speaker 1: know could actually be good for you because she sounds
Speaker 1: like a key witness in all of this. And I
Speaker 1: don't think that it was the other guy's fault, but
Speaker 1: it was his fault, Like I have been to court
Speaker 1: about this. No charges are being pressed, Yeah, because she
Speaker 1: wasn't there. Dude, you hit him twice, man, The second
Speaker 1: time was a glance, So I disagree with the term
Speaker 1: hitting twice. Look, it was an accident. It just happened
Speaker 1: to take place with a really cute girl on a
Speaker 1: first date. And I just need a do over and
Speaker 1: it will be adover where we take public transportation or
Speaker 1: is that because your license has been revoked? My license,
Speaker 1: it's just provisional. I cannot drive at night. Okay, So
Speaker 1: what have you tried to call her since then? Though?
Speaker 1: Or this will this be your first attempt to reach out?
Speaker 1: You know? I texted her and I told her, Hey,
Speaker 1: I know that was crazy, sorry about the guy. You know,
Speaker 1: the guy's doing okay? Um? And nothing, no response. You know,
Speaker 1: it's funny like when you see the little dot dot
Speaker 1: dots with the text some times. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: think I saw that right afterwards, but then nothing. So
Speaker 1: she thought about responding to you and then stopped herself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems like maybe she started to say yes of course,
Speaker 1: and then she was just nervous. All right, Well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah, brooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second Date following is a true story
Speaker 1: about real life defense that have actually taken place in
Speaker 1: our judicial system. The names and dates have not been changed.
Speaker 1: They're the same. They're the same names and dates because
Speaker 1: it's really not that big of a deal, but it
Speaker 1: sounds cooler if I talk like this and Joshua is
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a second date update. If
Speaker 1: you just missed the first part, he ran over a
Speaker 1: dude on his first date and had to give a
Speaker 1: police report and has had to go to court over
Speaker 1: it and everything else. He was found not guilty of
Speaker 1: any crime. He says that the guy jumped out in
Speaker 1: the crosswalk when he was not supposed to be in
Speaker 1: the crosswalk, and then he ran over his foot, and
Speaker 1: then when his date screamed, oh my god, you hit somebody,
Speaker 1: he reversed and sort of ran over the guy a
Speaker 1: second time. Yeah. And then his date, Kara, who were
Speaker 1: about to call right now to figure out why she's
Speaker 1: not calling him back even though we already kind of know,
Speaker 1: definitely left while he was giving the police report and
Speaker 1: he hasn't been able to talk to her. Sace Judge,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have an idea of how to
Speaker 1: come back from this, because I don't think it's it's
Speaker 1: the accident that's so much the problem. It's your nonchalant
Speaker 1: attitude about running over a pedestrian. Again, Like, the guy
Speaker 1: didn't tumble in front of the car and smash my
Speaker 1: one shield and I didn't go walk. He ran in
Speaker 1: front of me. I got his foot and then I
Speaker 1: kind of nicked his knee on the way back. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like you targeted this guy and know or like, hey,
Speaker 1: hold on one second, this guy needs to get run
Speaker 1: over and then put on some ACDC or something and
Speaker 1: went after him. It wasn't like I maliciously ran over
Speaker 1: the dude. It just an accident. All right, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dollar phone him right now, okay, okay, cool, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Kara please? And this is Kara. Hey, Kara, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Great, this is weird. I can understand how
Speaker 1: you think that. I'm actually on the phone with you
Speaker 1: right now because we're doing a segment called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and basically we want to ask you some
Speaker 1: questions about a date that you went on recently with
Speaker 1: a guy named Joshua. Oh my god. Yeah. The thing is,
Speaker 1: he really liked you, and he asked us to call
Speaker 1: you and find out why you're not calling him back. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wanted Okay, he wanted what? He wanted you to
Speaker 1: call me? Yes, he sent us an email and told
Speaker 1: us about your horrible first date. What did he tell
Speaker 1: you exactly? He told us that he met you on
Speaker 1: e harmony, and you guys were on your way to
Speaker 1: a concert, and he said, on the way to the concert,
Speaker 1: he was talking to you and wasn't paying attention, and
Speaker 1: some dude ran out in the crosswalk and he ran
Speaker 1: over his foot. Then you screamed, and then he put
Speaker 1: the car in reverse and kind of hit the guy again.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Um, yeah, that's pretty much what happened. So
Speaker 1: is that the reason you're not calling him back the
Speaker 1: whole accident because he said that you left while he
Speaker 1: was giving a police report. I was pretty shake it up.
Speaker 1: I mean I've never okay, I've never even seeing anyone
Speaker 1: hit by a car, much like being in the car.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so crazy. And then I had
Speaker 1: to tell him you hit someone, and then we backed
Speaker 1: up and we hit him again. But the guy was
Speaker 1: all right, right. I mean, he did send me a
Speaker 1: text message leader telling me that the guy was okay,
Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't know, like maybe he's just
Speaker 1: calling me to, you know, ask me out on another day,
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, the guy's fine, Sure you want
Speaker 1: to go out again. I mean, we hit someone, okay,
Speaker 1: but that was an accident. I understand if you feel
Speaker 1: like that's a bad omen for a first week an accident, Like,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen on date number two? What are we
Speaker 1: gonna do? There's all sorts of options. Now, I think
Speaker 1: you know the crazy door has been opened. You guys
Speaker 1: can just run through it full speed together if you want.
Speaker 1: I'm cool not going through that door like you. Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you text him back though after that and just say, hey,
Speaker 1: that was too much for me on a first date. Look,
Speaker 1: there were other reasons. That was not the only reason.
Speaker 1: I which just done with that date. There is more
Speaker 1: than hitting a pedestrian. Yeah, what's worse than that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's worse, Like I'm not saying we
Speaker 1: killed a family. That would be worse for sure, But
Speaker 1: I mean I was on the date for like I
Speaker 1: don't know what, ten minutes prior to the incident we'll
Speaker 1: call it. I got in his car and Joshua wears
Speaker 1: an un goodly amount of cologne. Oh, it was like
Speaker 1: being in the back of a cab in Istanbul. Just horrible. Okay.
Speaker 1: And you know what, depending on the clone, that could
Speaker 1: be worse than running over a person. I mean that
Speaker 1: person was okay. If I stayed in my car much longer.
Speaker 1: In that car, much longer, I would not, So that's
Speaker 1: why you left. You didn't actually leave because of the pedestrian.
Speaker 1: You just didn't want to ride home. I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, my asthma was going to be like, hello,
Speaker 1: there's no way. There is no way, and I'll be
Speaker 1: honest of you, like, I don't understand how it is
Speaker 1: that he could have sprayed that on himself in the
Speaker 1: morning and was like, yeah, I smell good, Like, no way,
Speaker 1: excuse me. Can I talk though? What's going on? Okara?
Speaker 1: That's Joshua. He's on the other line and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you, Carol, What is up? Why are you
Speaker 1: saying this? You know that's not true, Joshua. Look, I
Speaker 1: did not know you were on the phone, and I
Speaker 1: am really sorry that you had to hear it like that,
Speaker 1: but it is true. I'm sorry I put on a
Speaker 1: little bit of cologne because I cared about the date.
Speaker 1: It wasn't I wasn't swimming in it. I'm sorry, Like
Speaker 1: I feel bad kind of right now, like I'm glad
Speaker 1: you cared about it, but it's not it's not that
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong, it's in general putting cologne on. But
Speaker 1: don't you remember I rolled down the window like it
Speaker 1: was really cool outside and I rolled down the window
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, look at the fresh air.
Speaker 1: It's really this is clean. Things weird about that. You're
Speaker 1: as part of the distraction that, all right, Look, if
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have rolled down that window, he wouldn't have
Speaker 1: had to hit somebody. I will have you know that
Speaker 1: I get a lot of compliments on my cologne, and
Speaker 1: the majority of them from family members. Well that's fine.
Speaker 1: Then they can go out with you and be in
Speaker 1: a small and closed space and have asthma. But not me.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was gonna die, okay, not unlike
Speaker 1: the person who ran over and I didn't have my expert. Well,
Speaker 1: the person that I accidentally ran over his foot was
Speaker 1: nowhere close to death, which I would say, is, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe similar to how your cologne. Okay, look, I fired
Speaker 1: in such a predicament right now, Joshua. It's not about
Speaker 1: the cologne. I cannot wear cologne. I could change that,
Speaker 1: all right. I just think that I got a good
Speaker 1: vibe from you before all of this stuff happened, And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. And which party started for the cologne or
Speaker 1: the almost dead dude. I mean, he's not almost dead
Speaker 1: was found out in the court of law. He was
Speaker 1: fun but honestly, like, I'm just trying to give you
Speaker 1: feedback about your cologne, like it just doesn't smell good
Speaker 1: and the amount did he smell good? And I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be mean, It's just it is. When it
Speaker 1: is decide, I didn't know you're on the phone. They
Speaker 1: tricked me, so were you? Were you attracted to him
Speaker 1: before you smelled him. I'm serious because the smell is
Speaker 1: automatic turn off, but there could have been something pre smell.
Speaker 1: When I saw his pictures online and we communicate online,
Speaker 1: it was really cool. And when I found from far
Speaker 1: away it was great. When I walked up close, not
Speaker 1: so great. But and I don't mean like he was ugly.
Speaker 1: I mean like it was the smell, but from far
Speaker 1: away it was good. I mean it just like once
Speaker 1: you got closer, when you please stop talking about how
Speaker 1: bad I smelled. What, Josh, do you want to go
Speaker 1: back to talking about the guy that you hit? We
Speaker 1: have two options. I feel like there's a door number
Speaker 1: three that we're not even talking about here, which is
Speaker 1: we were having a pretty good time before I hit someone.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's a really weird thing to say. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just acknowledging the elops in the room that we've
Speaker 1: been talking about this whole time. But if, if, when
Speaker 1: it comes to the clone, I don't need to wear
Speaker 1: any clone. I could just wear deodor I could not
Speaker 1: wear deodorant. I cannot have any of that. I don't
Speaker 1: care if he's going out with me or not. You
Speaker 1: should be wearing deodorant and not of that, like natural stuff,
Speaker 1: like actual deodorant. Well, all right, how about this carol
Speaker 1: Use crystals? I have never Okay, okay, let's not get
Speaker 1: into the odor of brands right now. I just want
Speaker 1: to ask Kara question, will you go out with Joshua
Speaker 1: one more time? You can take public transportation, he won't,
Speaker 1: he won't wear a colone, and we will pay for
Speaker 1: the date. Will you go out with him one more time? Kara?
Speaker 1: Come on, please just give me, give me a second
Speaker 1: shot at this. I feel like I'm on, let's make
Speaker 1: a deal. Um, we met on e harmony. We I mean,
Speaker 1: we are a great match for each other. We could
Speaker 1: end up with each other. That's all right. That's the
Speaker 1: place that claims to find the perfect people. I've seen
Speaker 1: the commercial harmony never said you would hit someone in
Speaker 1: a car either, So I mean that would make for
Speaker 1: a weird ad campaign. Yeah, that's true. So will you
Speaker 1: give him one more shot? If he doesn't wear a
Speaker 1: cologne and you guys can you could talk about the
Speaker 1: whole car accident thing later, but you have Okay, The
Speaker 1: thing is, it's like no Colone, not like pick another
Speaker 1: brand like no Coloone, Joshua, your ability to like bathe
Speaker 1: yourself in it. If you go out with me, I
Speaker 1: promise I will not wear any cologne. I just feel
Speaker 1: like we had a good vibe before things happened. Will
Speaker 1: you do it? Kara? Okay, but literally, if I show
Speaker 1: up and they smell anything on you, like any cologne,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. And if you bumper is damage or I
Speaker 1: see like blood or hair on the front of your car. Again,
Speaker 1: I have already cleaned the car. You can't see anything
Speaker 1: on it. That's really good too, Now, Yeah, isn't that
Speaker 1: one good? Congratulations? Joshua, you got a second date? Oh, Kara,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see you again, and I promise you
Speaker 1: won't regret it unless he runs over another person. Oh
Speaker 1: wow in the morning text in at seven eight, five
Speaker 1: nine two that says, I agree, I'd rather date a
Speaker 1: murderer than a guy who had bad cologne. Oh come on,
Speaker 1: and I think personally I agree too. If you missed
Speaker 1: today's second date update, this guy Joshua wanted to call
Speaker 1: this girl named Kara. He wasn't gonna a call back,
Speaker 1: and he figured it was because he actually ran over
Speaker 1: a dude on their first date. Yeah. Now it wasn't
Speaker 1: his fault. That's been proven in a court of law.
Speaker 1: A guy was crossing at the wrong time and he
Speaker 1: kind of clipped the dude and then reversed and ran
Speaker 1: over his leg, and he thought maybe that was a
Speaker 1: bit too much. And she thought he did it on
Speaker 1: purpose or something because he wasn't paying attention. But that
Speaker 1: wasn't the reason. The reason was it was because he
Speaker 1: was wearing very bad cologne and she didn't even want
Speaker 1: to be in the car with him in the first
Speaker 1: place because his cologne was so terrible. That's so sad, though,
Speaker 1: when you can get in a car accident and she's like,
Speaker 1: thank god, I can leave now, this is my cue,
Speaker 1: Like I have an excuse. I know she's actually excited
Speaker 1: because she just saw somebody get hit with a car, like,
Speaker 1: oh sweet, I get to stand outside and wait for
Speaker 1: the cops to show up. That's gonna take a while
Speaker 1: fresh air. Yeah, if somebody has really bad clone, it
Speaker 1: is terrible. I think about if you're in your office
Speaker 1: and you get on the elevator after somebody with bad
Speaker 1: clone or bad perfume, to smell their aftermath disgusting. But anyway,
Speaker 1: they agreed to go on a second date. She actually
Speaker 1: said she would go out with him again. I recommend
Speaker 1: they take an uber. And he also can't wear any
Speaker 1: cologne on their date, which means he's probably so scared.
Speaker 1: Now he's not gonna wear deodorant, cologne, not even shower,
Speaker 1: no soaps, and he's just gonna smell terrible. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date update, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back. But ninety
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