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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Dakota and this is Riley your favorite

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Speaker 1: okay stories on hosts, and we got some great stories

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Speaker 1: coming up. But before that, we have a quick two

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Speaker 2: These are pranks that backfired horribly yay, and we've got

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Speaker 2: our first one. From Damicle's twenty ten. They say, my

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Speaker 2: good friend and his girlfriend were always pranking each other

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Speaker 2: in a horsing around.

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Speaker 1: Sounds pretty nice?

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Speaker 2: You a horse, sound I love that sitcom from the nineties.

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Speaker 2: One night after the movies, walking back to the car

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Speaker 2: down a dark side street, she said, I'll make you

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Speaker 2: back to the car. Oh fun. My friend gave her

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Speaker 2: a short head start and then set off in pursuit.

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Speaker 2: Don't like that. That's patronizing. Hey, let's be equal, all right,

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Speaker 2: equal rights, equal fights. She was squealing with delight as

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Speaker 2: she knew she was winning. She's going. A few yards later,

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Speaker 2: she hears this huge crab and looks back to see

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Speaker 2: two huge guys have jumped her boyfriend, tackled him to

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Speaker 2: the ground and are holding his face into the wet,

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Speaker 2: smelly gutter. Why slapping handcuffs onto we stop it? What

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Speaker 2: the cop yells out it's okay, honey, We've got him.

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Speaker 2: Now you're safe and can stop running. Stop. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 2: was that even a prank? I'm kid, What was the prank?

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Speaker 2: That was? That was just it? Is that the prank?

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Speaker 2: That's it. They said, race you to the car, and

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Speaker 2: because it looked like he was chasing her, the police

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Speaker 2: tackled him into the street.

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Speaker 1: He didn't you hear her giggling while she was running.

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Speaker 2: Bro hey, got a lawsuit on your hands, I think right.

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Speaker 2: I think this prank was technically the cops pranked him

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Speaker 2: by being like, ha, we falsely arrested you for a second.

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Speaker 2: Now you're free to go. Though then he should have

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Speaker 2: said that, well, well we do have more. Okay, Boss

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Speaker 2: k Hall, it's Boss Cog, Boss cal Hog, the hog,

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Speaker 2: the hog, boscar hog pasta, Sorry, hog pasta, that's the

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Speaker 2: last one. One night in middle school, my best friend

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Speaker 2: and I snuck out around two in the morning or so.

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Speaker 2: We used to mess with his neighbor. Well, this one night,

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Speaker 2: I was dressed in black walking up to his back

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Speaker 2: door to put vas lean on the back door knob.

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Speaker 2: When suddenly the door flung open. I dropped into the darkness.

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Speaker 2: The guy came out and pissed in the backyard about

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Speaker 2: three feet away from my head. This is payback. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're lucky he didn't piss on you with a firearm.

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Speaker 3: But also on his back doorknob.

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Speaker 2: Because they're messing with him. Then, Ah, I got slim

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Speaker 2: a goop on my hand.

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Speaker 3: It was like on the inside of it or the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on the door, that outside of the doorknob. So

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Speaker 2: when you grab it, now you got vas lean on your.

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Speaker 1: Gonna do.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. If you try this in

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Speaker 2: the state of Texas, if you try this in the

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Speaker 2: state of Florida, if you try this in the state

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Speaker 2: of New Mexico, you better have your last will and

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Speaker 2: testament ready to roll.

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Speaker 1: In North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, West Virginia, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: There too, and probably the entire country of Australia. But

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Speaker 2: they don't need any weapons. They will just use their hands.

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Speaker 2: So broke up. Pete on little drops of his pee

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Speaker 2: was hitting me in the face and I was too

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Speaker 2: terrified to move. Did you like it? Though? I sometimes

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Speaker 2: think he knew I was there.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't answer our question.

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Speaker 2: Didn't answer our question didn't answer that question.

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Speaker 1: Some people do like getting peed on, and some people

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Speaker 1: like peeing on others.

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Speaker 3: Guys, what the fuck? No, no, no, I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna establish this right now. This was a previous partner

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Speaker 3: that I've had.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I just like peeing in bushes, all right, everyone,

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Speaker 1: let's stock at that. Oh noted like like plant bushes.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, plants, that's fine outside.

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Speaker 2: She a vegetarian, and she liked it. She's the one

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Speaker 2: we didn't. We didn't ask you anything. It's okay.

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Speaker 1: We can move on and not ask you any other questions.

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Speaker 2: She I'm obsessed with talking about pissing on ladies.

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Speaker 1: That was probably like the fourth conversation I ever had

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Speaker 3: It was that this was not my will, and that

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Speaker 2: I want your will. Shut up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know she's here. That's why I had to

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Speaker 3: clarify when both of you fucking slow pan, dead straight

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Speaker 1: Hey, because you're the only person I know that has

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Speaker 2: Are we all supposed to be like, you know, accepting,

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Speaker 2: Accept used to say We're not worse than the people

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Speaker 2: who like being peed on. Maybe they're better than us.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's keep reading this. Anybody thought about that?

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Speaker 2: Getting uncomfortable now? Deep Bard's twenty one says, I ding

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Speaker 2: dong ditch the house during the and the cops followed

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Speaker 2: my footprints in the snow back to my house. I

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Speaker 2: am dumb, dude. Come on, come on, that is like

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Speaker 2: a Looney Tunes thing, right there, dude, quick, Okay, storytime,

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Speaker 2: I ding Dong ditched with my buddy when we were

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Speaker 2: like in elementary school and the house we did like

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Speaker 2: we we ran from the house and we ran, we

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Speaker 2: climbed a big pine tree. We were in the pine tree.

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Speaker 2: But they called the police because we banged the door

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Speaker 2: so hard that they thought someone had like been trying

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Speaker 2: with like a boulder. They thought someone grabbed the rock

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Speaker 2: on their front porch and banged their front door with it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And so we were up in the

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Speaker 1: What was it a pine tree?

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Speaker 2: Like? I did not see you. I was thick. It

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Speaker 2: was taught. We were very high up in this room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to climb pine tree once to get

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Speaker 2: Out of it. I'm the boulder, my bold people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I did once ding dong door or ding

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Speaker 3: Dong door dash is crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's what it's called. Ding Dong DoorDash. Now you keep

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Speaker 2: that to yourself because that is gold, and we can

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Speaker 2: sell that to uh door dash nobody else take that

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Speaker 2: idea is now officially copyrighted.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was ding Dong door dash anyways, So

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Speaker 1: I did that to my grandma.

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Speaker 3: That should be DoorDash is sloking.

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Speaker 1: And my brother and I had gilly suits on. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so tactical they were, and they worked.

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Speaker 2: So so what we did is we like banged on

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Speaker 1: We just laid down like right beside of her, like carport,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, a gilly suit is next level commitment to that,

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Speaker 2: and that would be I mean, you're seeing someone in

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Speaker 2: a gilly suit. You can't be like, oh, I can

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Speaker 2: immediately tell this is okay. You're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: who's coming for me? What is that? Ah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the best forty dollars I've ever spent.

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Speaker 2: You just reminded me that I have a gilly suit.

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Speaker 2: But it's not forty dollars. Here was probably way better

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Speaker 2: than mine. Mine was a no, it was busted ass

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Speaker 2: t mood. Here's yeah, but like, you can't use it

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Speaker 1: Well, like if you go on the street with a

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Speaker 2: Come on, Oh you mean for it to be effective?

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Speaker 2: I thought that legally. Oh no, no, yeah, you gotta

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Speaker 2: have one that makes you look like a tent.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, a tacker stand yeah, or a tacos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's either a tent or the taco stanm hm,

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Speaker 2: you're good. Yeah anyway, ex Erber says, nothing too weird. Boo,

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Speaker 2: At my apartment in college, my back face is my

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Speaker 2: you don't know how to be tactical. Then rule number one,

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Speaker 2: one time my roommate crawled around my legs and under

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Speaker 2: my desk, all stealthily, and then he waited too long

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Speaker 2: Needless to say, the surprise was shared. Dude, Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: did you just instantly make it happen? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How long?

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Speaker 3: How long did everyone wait?

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna yeah, the you know, the the number

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Speaker 2: all about timing. What what's going on? It wasn't that good? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Someone just walked in here trying to print out a

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Speaker 1: picture of their favorite artist and I'm dying laughing right now,

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Speaker 1: send it to meal slag Ke can bring it out.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I I think at that moment, as

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, I'm here right here.

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe op was just real quick with it.

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm talking sub two seconds. Whoa, that's actually

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Speaker 3: The there's something about marry moment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's I actually, haven't you guys never seen that movie.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. It's probably been like nineteen.

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Speaker 3: First ten minutes where he's never mind Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Well I don't remember any of the notting key on

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Speaker 1: It's a great movie. I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: I know who's in it. Yeah, it's been.

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Speaker 4: As Brett Farv, not Ethan Hawk. What's that guy's name.

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Speaker 4: He's been something Ethan Is it Ethan Hawk?

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Speaker 2: It was Ethan Hawk that we're doing topic. We've got

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Speaker 2: a doctor Ponos. One. Doctor Ponos says, this was back

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Speaker 4: We had a crazy old lady as a neighbor, probably irradiated,

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Speaker 2: Ball went in her yard. And she was just a mean, old,

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Speaker 2: little nasty old lady. Well, one day we had a

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Speaker 2: great idea of taking a ton of catnip and putting

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Speaker 2: it everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. Oh god, let's just say we

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Speaker 2: greatly underestimated the amount of stray cats in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Back then, there was no neutering of your cat, so

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Speaker 2: in hours. The prank did succeed kind of because she

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's just gonna make more cat babies.

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Speaker 2: How much did those go? For? Second question? How much

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just show him, show him that part of his

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Speaker 1: Racing pigeon prices range from his little ten dollars to

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Speaker 2: As one mother would do. As one mother would do.

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Speaker 2: like the alley oop, you know, she kind of gave

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Speaker 1: I would say, you pranked more people come on. Yeah, yeah, God,

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Speaker 3: She's the shocker.

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Speaker 2: When I told her it was all a joke, she

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Speaker 2: not mom crying. She just wanted to Dan. She wanted

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Speaker 2: one soonf bro's my mom once. I feel so bad

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna veer off, Dakota. Do you understand

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Speaker 1: how far away you live from her? Also, how far

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Speaker 1: Ai has advanced to just like make a little one

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Speaker 2: We would need to have like hard light hop Bram

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Speaker 2: projections for that to work out. Bubble Baby, I can't

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Speaker 2: get out of its bubble.

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Speaker 1: It's stuck in here.

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Speaker 2: It can't get out.

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Speaker 1: Jacob Gillen Hall and just rent it, you know, I

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Speaker 1: mean child actors around here, you could probably hire.

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Speaker 2: Well, they made that movie about Brendan Fraser being rented

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Speaker 2: we're veering into pretty.

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Speaker 1: Nope, nope. Unless you have the union involved, then it's okay.

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Speaker 2: By a board. Nice, glad we got there. I then,

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Speaker 2: after the tears, I had to call each member of

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Speaker 2: in her mind at us. Eventually getting married was just

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Speaker 2: Fool's Day.

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Speaker 3: That's my dad's birthday. How dare you?

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Speaker 2: How dare you? Dude? That's all that's on you. Man,

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Speaker 3: I will say, yeah, it's the good old saying of

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Speaker 2: She did kind of overthink that.

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Speaker 4: But at the same time, why would you make an

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmmm. There's a deleted user here, which means that

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Speaker 2: they had shame. They say, so, my friend was telling

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Speaker 2: kind of seeing this guy, Oh did you do? Even

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Speaker 1: Also, I'm really about going to Japan now so I

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Speaker 1: a dad in Japan?

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Speaker 3: You can write a girlfriend you get?

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Speaker 2: You know, I see that.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to see that movie. I thought I was

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Speaker 4: Maybe it wasn't as good as I.

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Speaker 2: I don't want a girl friend.

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Speaker 1: It was gonna look, I don't want to have to

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Speaker 3: It came out too late, that's what.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, let me just say no other choice.

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Speaker 2: Uh excuse me? How is that not nominated for an

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Speaker 2: Oscar for Best Picture? That's insane. That is true.

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Speaker 1: I really do want to see that movie.

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Speaker 2: It was so good it left me. I was affected

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Speaker 1: Dang, I should have affected by.

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Speaker 2: It anywhere yet it's probably not out anymore.

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Speaker 1: No, can I watch it anywhere?

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you can see it in theaters?

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Speaker 2: I would because I mean, it was such a it

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Speaker 2: great choice.

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Speaker 1: My TV is huge enough to be a theater thing.

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Speaker 2: Honestly. Yeah, I have seen it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, I'm renting it. I'm buying it. I'm buying it.

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Speaker 2: Might as well they deserve it.

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Speaker 1: By bundle, my bundle.

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with that? I get? What

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I'll look at other apologies.

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Speaker 2: We're still linking.

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Speaker 3: It's late.

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Speaker 1: A deleted usually means one person disagreed with him, so

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Speaker 2: Flounced? I like that? What I like if it flounced? All? Right?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 4: So she is kind of seeing this guy, oh are you?

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Speaker 4: And she just broke up with her boyfriend about a

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Speaker 2: Oh dead you?

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Speaker 4: And she and her sister thought it would be amusing

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Speaker 4: to test this new guy and see if he acts shady.

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Speaker 1: As she put it, did you do the Trojan test?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 3: Have you not seen that commercial commercial? We're like, you

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Speaker 1: Well, the girlfriend goes, I have to leave, and then

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Speaker 3: Back in my day, it was just Star sixty seven.

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Speaker 2: Back in my day, we didn't have apps. We just

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Speaker 2: Hel Yeah, and then it's like, so the police are

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Speaker 1: Thinking a rat is gonna like show up in a

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm only familiar with the horsehead.

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Speaker 1: Uh No, if you ratted someone out, they'll send you

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Speaker 2: He put a rat in your mailbox if you rat

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Speaker 2: somebody out, and Scorsese will put an X behind you

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00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,320
Speaker 2: in the movie he directs. So that was a deep

442
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,679
Speaker 2: cut for all my cinephiles out there. So of course

443
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,520
Speaker 2: this creeps him out. Meanwhile, my friend is driving over

444
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 2: to his house getting a play by play on what

445
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,359
Speaker 2: is happening. He is legitimately concerned and even texts my

446
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,600
Speaker 2: friend letting her know what's going on. So my friend

447
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 2: pulls up into his driveway and her sister texts this

448
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,480
Speaker 2: guy saying, oh, so that dumb blonde witch is back huh,

449
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,680
Speaker 2: and he freaks. He runs out to her car, grabs

450
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,800
Speaker 2: her and takes her quickly inside. So, mister president, come

451
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,359
Speaker 2: with me right now.

452
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh God, get down.

453
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 2: Mister president. So now they have taken it too far

454
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 2: because he is all paranoid that some weird girl he

455
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,720
Speaker 2: doesn't even know is watching and stalking him. And my

456
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,119
Speaker 2: friend and her sister won't tell him that it was

457
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 2: them either, because they know they took it too far.

458
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for the guy. Well you're not gonna

459
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 2: tell him either, dude. Oh Pi, we know it was you.

460
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,280
Speaker 1: And also just take responsibility.

461
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, take that responsibility. He deleted, we know what you did.

462
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 4: Shame You mean, y'all get a shame train, shame, shame, shame.

463
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 4: Let's go shame and then you shame and then key

464
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 4: on shame.

465
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 3: And shame, shame, shame, SHAMEO, jame, shame, shame, shame.

466
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: What happens if you get a cylinder stuck inside of

467
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 1: the pringles? This is this is what that this story

468
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 1: gave off.

469
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 2: Honestly, if you can get stuck in a pringle can,

470
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 2: why would you even pretend that it's not you? You

471
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? Mm hmmm, because that's well, I mean,

472
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 2: well maybe not well now that I'm thinking about it, actually,

473
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,120
Speaker 2: that's a lot you probably in twenty eight years later,

474
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 2: weren't you. Yikes? Oh so it's down again.

475
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're gonna switch. The guys were switching. Sorry nice,

476
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 1: I just moved up in the alphabet, went from W

477
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 1: to F for b bumguner is a good one, Torio.

478
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: That is that is what my mom went at. H

479
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: So my family, my mom's family is called bumgrunner.

480
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's a tree farmer. Yeah yeah, I am

481
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 2: deserve tree farm. As they pushed me out. Imagine calling

482
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 2: me Riley bumgardner, Riley tree man. What's how do you

483
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 2: say a green bean gardener? Or is it you're farmer?

484
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 2: Green bean Farmer's connected? We're good Nonia. All right. User

485
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 2: TV joker says this will probably get buried, Yeah right,

486
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 2: but I want to tell it anyway. This is one

487
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 2: of those stories that start out simple enough and then escalates.

488
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 2: Oh like all them story Yo, this guy knows stories.

489
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 2: This is how you tell the story. Yes, so I

490
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 2: was vacationing out in the country with some friends, and

491
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,360
Speaker 2: me and two buddies were staying in the same room

492
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 2: one night. We were just talking and stuff when suddenly

493
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 2: one of them decides it would be funny to remove

494
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: his underwear, so funny underneath his duvet luckily and throw

495
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 2: it in my face. Ooh ooh ooh, I'm going home.

496
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: Needless to say, I got pissed and threw it out

497
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 2: the window. Fair Fair then got pissed because it turned

498
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 2: out he had tricked me and those were fresh, non

499
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: worn underwear. I don't care. It's still going out the window.

500
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: You lose, buddy, fresh like out of the It better

501
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: be like out of the freaking Hanes like back.

502
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it better still be wet and white. No dark

503
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: marks like with you know, like the like it like

504
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: like the laundry that like it's just got laundry detergented. Yeah,

505
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 2: you don't want to still be wet.

506
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: You still want to kind of dry it before you Yeah,

507
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: I retract. The only other way it would be wet

508
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: is if you went for a swimming pool or you

509
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: swim like.

510
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 2: Your honor, I retract my previous statement. I would like

511
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 2: to underwhere to be dry.

512
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 3: Your honor. My client is not guilty because he's just chill.

513
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: I'm just chill like that, dude, I don't even know

514
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 2: I chill out. It was a sore of watermark. Sorry, no,

515
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: I was just chilling. I chilled a little too hard.

516
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 2: Fentanyl slip. That's not funny, that's hilarious. After arguing about it,

517
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 2: all three of us went out in nothing but our

518
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 2: underwear and shoes to find the underwear. I really thought

519
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: that was gonna be like to fight. But why are

520
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 2: we looking for the underwear? Here's the thing. The house

521
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 2: we were staying and had a fenced area next to it,

522
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 2: also owned by the owner of the house, and I

523
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: had managed to throw the underwear into that area. Wait

524
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 2: to go, stud that arm strength. Wow. So we all

525
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 2: make our way under the fence just in case it

526
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 2: was electrified, and we find the underwear when we hear

527
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 2: a noise behind us.

528
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you're probably in the Deep South too.

529
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 2: We turn and there in the dark we can just

530
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 2: about make out a freakin' bull.

531
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 3: Oh. This is literally the clip from Cars.

532
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: This is oh God, and that scared me. I was

533
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 2: always scared by that guy.

534
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 3: It was the same Frank, Yeah.

535
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 2: And I was like too old to be scared by that.

536
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 2: When it came out, You're like, I was a little

537
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: for that. All three of us ended up screaming and

538
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 2: running back, jumping over the fence, which was electrified, so

539
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 2: we all got shocked. When we were safe, we looked

540
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 2: back to see the bull now standing where we had stood.

541
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 2: Our other friends woke up because of the screaming and

542
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 2: found us all breathless, almost nude in the grass.

543
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 4: One of us was even crying. Let's say, you know

544
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 4: it was a good prank. Oh god, it's not a

545
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: good brank until someone's weeping. They will never let us forget.

546
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: That, dude.

547
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't either, as like I won't let

548
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: Keon forget that one thing he did.

549
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: What did you do, Keon?

550
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 3: That's what I didn't do. Oh?

551
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that Yeah. No, I won't repeat it, repeat it,

552
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 2: repeat it?

553
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: Ow almost hit it?

554
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 2: Wow?

555
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't either. That's hilarious. Why are you guys

556
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: all in your underwear?

557
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: Why can't you guys just like beat clothed? What ten

558
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: to the twenty fourth says? Can someone do the math

559
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 2: on that? What's ten to the twenty fourth power? Thank you?

560
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 2: My friends and I have always been big pranksters, but

561
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 2: this is probably the best case of one of those

562
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: pranks backfiring. Only the twist is that I was responsible

563
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 2: not for the prank, but for the backfire. Hmmm. Even better.

564
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 2: This was a round sophomore year of high school. For

565
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: reasons lost to time, A couple of friends of mine, twins,

566
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: thought it would be funny to trick me into eating

567
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: some chocolate laxatives they had gotten their hands on. The

568
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: chocolates looked just like Hershey's after they scratched the l's off.

569
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 2: So their plan was to give everyone at their get

570
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 2: together some chocolates, but the inconspicuous looking laxatives to me.

571
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: Oh no. However, they made the mistake of telling another

572
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 2: friend what they were planning, who then promptly informed me

573
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: about it. And the lesson is no your position in

574
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: the hierarchy of friends before blabbing to everyone about your

575
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 2: insidious plans, who do you think you are? Doctor Evil?

576
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: With a few hours before they get together, I went

577
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,199
Speaker 2: to the pharmacy bought a Hershey's bar as well as

578
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 2: a small bottle of an extremely powerful liquid laxative. You

579
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: can probably see where.

580
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: This is going, so you're trying to do that to

581
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: them as well.

582
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 2: I'm seeing where this is going.

583
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 3: Everyone's getting poisoned, everyone's pooping, and you better whoever claims

584
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: the toilet it wins.

585
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, this is a party. You better find

586
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: a bucket or a bowl.

587
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 2: You better find a shit bucket.

588
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: No, aymen, Sometimes you gotta like this visual. You gotta

589
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: do ith a mop bucket.

590
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 2: Conveniently for me, We were all hanging around their chest

591
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 2: eyed trampoline when they started offering everyone the chocolate. Now,

592
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: at this point I feel the need to editorialize a

593
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: bit and say that their handling of it at this

594
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 2: moment was pretty pathetic, and I don't think I would

595
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: have bought it for a second even without prior knowledge,

596
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: especially considering how the chocolate laxatives had only the vaguest

597
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: resemblance to regular chocolate. Plus seriously, who breaks apart plates

598
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 2: and arranges hershey bars? But I digress anyway.

599
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 4: With the trampoline is my cover. I tossed the chocolates

600
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 4: they gave me into the grass and start to eat

601
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 4: the real hershey bar I had been keeping hidden.

602
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 2: The twins begin giggling conspicuously almost immediately, Boy, am I

603
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: gonna poop so hard? Shut up?

604
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 4: We start to ask leading questions, trying to gauge how

605
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 4: close I am to drop in a Helen Hunt?

606
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: What what?

607
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 3: I've never heard that we got a what?

608
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 4: Okay, So first of all, we pay more respect to

609
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 4: Helen Hunt in this house. Okay, uh, Winter's bone?

610
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: Wait? What hey?

611
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: Smiley rde of the ear from Okay, story Tom, We're

612
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: gonna get back to these stories. But here's three minutes

613
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: worth of ads from our sponsors.

614
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 4: Then they're called inside, thoughtlessly leaving behind two half empty

615
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 4: cans of a root beer.

616
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 2: I saw my chance, and I took it, filling the

617
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 2: cans with liquid laxative.

618
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 4: When they got back, they drank almost every last drop

619
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 4: from them came from them their cans.

620
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: Dude, you don't put that much in it. You put

621
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: like a little bit in here.

622
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where this is day. Folks messing around

623
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: with this stuff like that is dangerous. Okay. Still, they

624
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: were grinning and giggling like a couple of Japanese schoolgirls

625
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: hanging around the massagers at Sharper Image. Wait, that was

626
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: way too specific of a reference, my guy, time run

627
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 2: that back, like a couple of Japanese schoolgirls sitting in

628
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: massage chairs at the Sharper Image, a company which I

629
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: believe doesn't exist anymore, and I believe was also basically

630
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: just in America. So I don't think there are Japanese

631
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: school girls there giggling like you when you see Japanese

632
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 2: school girls. What I an't like that one? Why did

633
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: you say that? Well? I don't know because they they

634
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: were the ones who brought up Japanese school girls. Okay,

635
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: it wasn't me.

636
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: Let's not bring that up anymore anyways.

637
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: Okay, how do you say sorry? Uh? Can you you off? Goodman?

638
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 3: Domenisi Amani Gomnisi.

639
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: They even remarked to one another that their root beer

640
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: tasted funny, but they drank it all anyway. So long

641
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: story short, mister and missus twin cracked and did the

642
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: whole boo yah thing that people were so fond of

643
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: in the late nineties. Only then I showed them the

644
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: remains of the hershey bar and the empty laxative bottle

645
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: and explained what it just transpired. Their faces went pale,

646
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: probably from you know, the all of the blood going

647
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: into their intestine. So they're getting to poop the oh gosh.

648
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 4: But they somehow couldn't accept that their brilliant scheme had backfired.

649
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 4: The outright refused to believe it for about an hour.

650
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: After an hour, I was convinced that because I'd split

651
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: the whole bottle between the two of them, it wasn't

652
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: enough to have any impact. But boy was I wrong.

653
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,719
Speaker 2: It turns out four ounces of something you only need

654
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: a teaspoon off is more than enough to get things moving. Yeah, dull.

655
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 2: Things went from disappointing to hilarius to frightening in a hurry.

656
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 2: They went to the bathroom once, then twice, and then

657
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: it was obvious that the stuff had worked. It got

658
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 2: so bad that they began fighting with one another over

659
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: the only bathroom in their house.

660
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 3: Like I said, called it.

661
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 2: I forget which one got in there first, but the

662
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: other one was essentially get out of luck. I had

663
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 2: to say it. Not long after it started going downhill,

664
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: everyone was ordered to leave the house. Funny because it

665
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: was supposed to be a weekend long camping sort of thing,

666
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: but yeah, plans have a way of changing. That was

667
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: a Saturday, and they weren't heard from the rest of

668
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: the week. I felt terrible, even if they were trying

669
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: to do the same thing to me. I just felt

670
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: awful about what they were going through. I've always played

671
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: pranks on friends and family, but I'm pretty faithful to

672
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 2: the five minute rule, which is to say that if

673
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: it ruins your life for more than five minutes, it's

674
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 2: not really a prank anymore. It's just sadism. This is

675
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: one of the rare exceptions, which I knew going in,

676
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: but I didn't expect it to go as far as

677
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 2: it did. A few years later, while in college, I

678
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: heard from a friend who attended that event about some

679
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: of the grizzly details. Allow me to illustrate in the

680
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: least graphic way I possibly can at this hour. You

681
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: know how when you're sick and you've puked out every

682
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: last drop of undigested food and liquid, but your body

683
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: just keeps trying to heave more up even though there's

684
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 2: nothing there. God, Well, imagine that same scenario only with

685
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: your butt for days.

686
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: Ah dude, yo oh oh it's not fun anymore. Why

687
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: did you not read the like? I don't know to think?

688
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Op? I think they were children?

689
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: But sophomore year of high school?

690
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: Yep?

691
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: Okay, but still dry even with the butt is crazy?

692
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: He goes, it just goes. Have you ever heard a

693
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: man's stream with no lungs?

694
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard a man?

695
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: A man shit with no ass with no air?

696
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 2: Gody?

697
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no more details needed, Wedne are wedone?

698
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 2: Please tell me? God?

699
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 3: No?

700
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

701
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 3: No?

702
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: That was almost twelve years ago. I still have mixed

703
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: feelings about what I did, and I don't talk to

704
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: those guys anymore. Was it worth it? No, not at all,

705
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 2: since it was before the days of YouTube. Oh just

706
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 2: because you couldn't couldn't monetize it, couldn't monetize it. I

707
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 2: get it, get it.

708
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: Speaking of you guys want to swap for the rest

709
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 3: of this, you want to read them? I was gonna say,

710
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: speaking of the bathroom, I go use it.

711
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was about to say, party break, every

712
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 2: tee break for the boy. He's getting a little party

713
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: break for this. Everyone at home also go to the bathroom.

714
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: We're going now, we're going. I peed in my pants.

715
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, you too, mm mm mmm. Toria says, I

716
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: don't know why I bark laughed? How did How do

717
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: you do that? How do you bark? Laugh? Can you

718
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: give me a bark laugh over there? Riley?

719
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: It's like I feel like it's like whenever you belt,

720
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: but then you also laugh. You're like, what, perhaps I

721
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: don't know.

722
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's scary. You gotta barking out right.

723
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: I wou't even wanted the attended. I feel like that

724
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: it hurt my lungs. Oh wait, my uncle too much

725
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: of LAXI this one time and ended up in the

726
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: er because he was super de high.

727
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's yeah, it's actually it's That's what I

728
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 2: was saying. It's dangerous.

729
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 4: Don't mess around with laxative because also, if you do

730
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 4: that to someone and they do get hurt, you're gonna

731
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 4: get sued and you're gonna be held liable and it

732
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 4: is a crime. You just poisoned somebody.

733
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: So don't do that. Don't mess around with laxus.

734
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in danger of dehydrating from that much expulsion. Yeah, expulsion.

735
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: That's a nice way to put it. That's a real

736
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 2: nice way to put it. Nikes.

737
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to say, everyone that does take

738
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: a bath them break. You can take us with you.

739
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said sorry, I sorry. I I could come

740
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 2: to the phone. I was expelling. I was in the

741
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 2: middle of an expulsion. Couldn't come to the phone.

742
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: I must expolt real quick.

743
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta sorry, I gotta expel some Wait.

744
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: Anyone ever watched Somewalk Empire. One of the young boys

745
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: gave all actives to a classmate and you passed away.

746
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 2: Oh no, I have seen Boardwalk Empire, but mostly in

747
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: the form of YouTube shorts. It's funny how that's happened. Like,

748
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: what are the things I've watched through YouTube shorts? A

749
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: lot of I've watched a lot of Michael Shannon's scenes

750
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: in Boardwalk Empire through YouTube shorts. What was in there?

751
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 2: Was something I watched? I swear I just watched the

752
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 2: whole three.

753
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched one.

754
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 4: I watched like like like the first season of Banshee

755
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 4: through the YouTube shorts. I've seen a lot of scenes

756
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 4: from that movie Acadian, which apparently is had really cool creature.

757
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 4: It's like a horror movie with cool creature design.

758
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 2: But like apparently the movie wasn't super cool or super great,

759
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 2: but the creature was really cool. What Acadian or Arcadian Arcade?

760
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Arcadian or Acadian, but yeah,

761
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: super weird, crazy creepy creature stuff. JJ mooping JJ. I

762
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: wonder how he's doing.

763
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 4: There was literally a time in my life where I

764
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 4: had briefly set my sights on becoming the social media

765
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 4: manager of a mooping meat skewer stand JJ. JJ knew

766
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 4: what he was doing, the moopinglers, That's what we called him,

767
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 4: JJ moopingler.

768
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 2: Ah where my mooping fans at? Dude? Oh man already

769
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 2: mm m mmmm.

770
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: Bam obsessed with Corgy says. I tried to do the

771
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 1: red kool aid and shower prank on my parents back

772
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: when I was fifteen on April Fools Days. I didn't

773
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: have any.

774
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: Kool aid, so I thought red jello powder would do

775
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 2: the same. Oh no, it's not gunna.

776
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: Who knew that jello still in gels even when you

777
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: don't refrigerate it. I didn't.

778
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean fair enough.

779
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: It ended up causing one hundred and twenty five dollars

780
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: in repairs to the shower and water pipe system. What

781
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: I was listening from the hallways so I could yell

782
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: April Folds upon hearing my mom freak out from the

783
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: red water during her daily morning shower. Instead, I heard

784
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: my father and mother confused and irritated as to why

785
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: no water was coming out. My cut got to me

786
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: too much within a minute, so I knocked on their

787
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: door and confessed what I did.

788
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 4: No, so you put the jello in there, and then

789
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 4: it was so tight it didn't even go through, and

790
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 4: then it probably backwashed into the pipes and stuff.

791
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: Oh God. Also, I don't understand that prank because it

792
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 2: basically depends on somebody getting in the shower and then

793
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 2: turning on the water immediately with their back turned to it.

794
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never do that. I never turned on the

795
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: water immediately.

796
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like not while I'm in it. I

797
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: turn on the water and it has to heat up.

798
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: What kind of psychos are out there? Just back first

799
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: getting blasted with cold water?

800
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: Some people like that? Blasted, Yes, with cold water, came

801
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: Van Kamper says, you're lucky it was only six hundred

802
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: twenty bucks.

803
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, goodness, gracious April fools. Oh I get it. I

804
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 2: get cold.

805
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: Inside the shower head f cleaning that yeah, deleted says

806
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: had a secretary at the office. She's rude, unhelpful and

807
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: a terrible human being. We used to remotely log it

808
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: to her computer when her desk phone rang and delete

809
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: components to AIM so it would stop working. She ended

810
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: up to reinstall it ten plus times a day.

811
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's just that. So you're committing war crime.

812
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 2: That is war crime. Did you not know how to

813
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: uninstall that program? It's poor creature, this poor poor creature.

814
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: The new guy, a contract employe, heard about our pranks

815
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: and one it in you're recruiting. He went on for

816
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: days about it, wanting to prank her with us. I

817
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: finally said that it didn't need to be anything big.

818
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: It could be something small, like changing her keyboard and

819
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: mouse to opposite ports, which he did. Secretary comes back

820
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: from lunch, We go out on a shoot. Come back.

821
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: The crew gets called to the manager's office one at

822
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: a time. They had to call an IT service, which

823
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: costs the boss seventy five dollars to come and fix it,

824
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: and he wants us to know who did it. The

825
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: new guy fest up, his contract lasted another week and

826
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: it was not renewed.

827
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 2: Dang, Oh, I mean dam, Then get the it guy involved.

828
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 2: Oh my.

829
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: Dude, I know for a fact that if I do this,

830
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: my boy Eddie would have my back.

831
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you'd also be able to fix it instantaneously.

832
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, come on, that is horrible. Oh my gosh,

833
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,720
Speaker 1: I could do I have done that before. I sometimes

834
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: remote login to help you guys out with stuff. I

835
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: can mess with you guys so much on stream.

836
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: If you continue to mess with me by making that

837
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 2: picture of me the background screensaver of the downstairs computer.

838
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you like that? Me and my eighteen year

839
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: old headshot?

840
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 1: Yep, perfect time to have you on there. Janette says,

841
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: my friend was arrested for stealing a hospital chair.

842
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 4: I mean, wow, the balls, that's probably an eighty thousand

843
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 4: dollars chair. Wait what like a like a that kind

844
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 4: of if it's the bed, that's crazy. But like, yeah,

845
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 4: it's probably twenty five million dollars. But just a chair

846
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 4: in the hallway even isn't like yeah, even a chair

847
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 4: in the hallways. Just I'm really just making a joke

848
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 4: here about how everything's costwait to.

849
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: Cost too much in a hospital system. Well, she got

850
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: arrested for it. The receptionist didn't see the funny side

851
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: when he tried to point out the please take a

852
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 1: seat sign.

853
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: A you would have gotten away with it if I

854
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: was there, buddy, I would have said, Bay, you know what,

855
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: you're a clever girl.

856
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 3: Clever girl.

857
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 2: Now I'll give it to you. Run on home.

858
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: Gosh, guys, oh a Manykaty says, my coworker used to

859
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: remote log in and pop the CD ROM on his

860
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: computer while I was working and the office a loon

861
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: at night. Scared the crap out of me, just making

862
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: it go Foo Deleted says as a prank or air

863
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,919
Speaker 1: some kids open a pasture gate on a local farm,

864
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: thinking it would be fun to scare the herd of

865
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: eighty plus cows. That's a freaking stampede.

866
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not that's not safe. That's not good. It worked.

867
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: The cows stampeded out the gate and started charging through

868
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: the backyards of the surrounding residential neighborhood, trampling people's gardens,

869
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: knocking down fences and ripping clothes off the lines as

870
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: they went. It took the combined police force and fire

871
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: department staff to get the cows back into the pasture.

872
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 3: How bored were y'all could do that?

873
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: Well, they're at a place where there's eighty cows, that's exactly.

874
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 3: They must have been super bored.

875
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 2: That's like probably the third that happened that month.

876
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: Probably fun fact, my dog he was a katahui something

877
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: like that, like type of dog, and they heard cows.

878
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: So all you gotta do is just get like a

879
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: dog that can hurt things.

880
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 2: M m.

881
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really good at it. He once got loose

882
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: and went to the neighbor's yard where the head.

883
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: Couts, you know, because they because he heard those cows

884
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 2: and they were in a circle. We were like skitter

885
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 2: get back here, but I'm working. I'm working.

886
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: No come heard. The goats are a peace skinter. Laser

887
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: Wool fifty three says my friend lost his phone. A

888
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: month later, got a new phone and got his old

889
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: number transferred to it. He ended up getting a ton

890
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 1: of random phone calls asking for someone named Chad. Turns

891
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: out this guy, Chad, had stolen my friend's phone and

892
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: was using his phone service for a phone number for

893
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: that month. Well, we are skiing with his buddy and

894
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: he got a call from a girl looking for Chad.

895
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: It turns out she was at the same ski mountain.

896
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: There was not really a thing to do in my town.

897
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: My buddy said Chad would meet her at the concession area.

898
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: It was a joke because Chad was never to show up.

899
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: My buddy was gonna get this girl upset with Chad. Well,

900
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: I suggested we meet her. We called and said Chad

901
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: hurt himself, pete his pants and had to go home.

902
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: We were in high school, so it was pretty funny,

903
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: so instead she could ski with us. We introduced ourselves

904
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: as Squibs, Chime and Sanchez. Squibs a Squibbs who was

905
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: clearly not Hispanic nice.

906
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 2: Hi there, fella. My name is Sanchez. Nice to meet you.

907
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 2: Put her there, partner.

908
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: We get it on a four person ski lift with

909
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: her and we get to know her a little. She

910
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: grew up in Brooklyn, she was about to become a

911
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: police officer, and she was like ten years older than us,

912
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: and we could tell that she could beat the crap

913
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: out of us. Well near the top of the lift,

914
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: her phone rings. Oh hi, Chad, I heard you got hurt.

915
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 2: Are you okay?

916
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: Your friends told me Squibs, Chime and Sanchez. Just then

917
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: we reached the top of the lift and I made

918
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: a bee line to the bottom of the mountain to

919
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: hide in some bushes.

920
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: We never saw her again. Dude, you should have committed

921
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 2: to the reveal. Honestly, you should have been like, oh,

922
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: he must he must have had amnesia. Yeah, that's why

923
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: he doesn't remember classic Chad. Yeah, Chad, he got in

924
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: that you know, pigeon racing accident.

925
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 3: But I would have I would have been like, wait,

926
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 3: where's Chad because he's been using my buddy's thing.

927
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah right.

928
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: Just imagine being a teenager from high school talking to

929
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: this woman that's like, you know, ten years older than

930
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 1: you from Brooklyn wanted to be a police officer.

931
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 2: I'll be scared. I wouldn't wanted to wait around. Yeah whatever,

932
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 2: she's a skier, you snowboarder?

933
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: What were saying?

934
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 2: You got a snowboard? You know?

935
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 3: I was gonna say like I would be like, no,

936
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: we're trying to find Chad.

937
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

938
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 3: Right, this guy's been this first and foremost, this guy

939
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 3: stole my buddy's phone. Second, he's been using his Like

940
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 3: phone service for who knows how long.

941
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, Hey, it's Dakota, your favorite host who's always

942
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: on track here, and we're gonna get back to the

943
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 2: stories in three minutes after these ads from our sponsors.

944
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: Techno says a friend's brother just had bought a new

945
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: ninety five Camaro and was being a giant baby about it.

946
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: Pull it into the driveway too fast and get dust

947
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: on his car. That was a yelling a part too

948
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: close to his pride and joy, more yelling.

949
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: Hey, you must maintain a equitable distance between your vehicle

950
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 2: and my vehicle.

951
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: My friend decided to prank him by locking the car

952
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: in the barn in the back forty in the back forty.

953
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: What the hell wasn't tar Naice is the back forty.

954
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: My friend decided to prank him by locking the car

955
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: in a barn back forty, leaving a note on his

956
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: keys that said something like, saw a bird threatened a

957
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: poop on your car, So I did you a favor

958
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: and stuck it in the old tractor shed. Bro was

959
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: going to have to walk half a mile at minimum

960
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: to get his car a mile and a half if

961
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: he didn't remember to grab the key to the barn. Unfortunately,

962
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: the brother didn't see the note. He noticed the car

963
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: was gone and went straight to the phone. Police were

964
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: called for a stolen car report, than insurance, then the

965
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: police again because they hadn't shown up in the fifteen

966
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: minutes since he last called them.

967
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 2: And fun fact is that is but you did you

968
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: stole his car and put it somewhere else? No?

969
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: No, no, they put it in the shed, so like

970
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: bird poop wanted to get on it.

971
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 4: Maybe the back forty means like the back of their

972
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 4: own property, because I guess if the car is still

973
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 4: on the property that y'all own, technically it wasn't stolen.

974
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 4: But yeah, if you took that car and moved it somewhere,

975
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 4: that isn't that same place you stole that car.

976
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: Uh agree to disagree? The back forty is the back

977
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: of acreage that is the hardest to get to.

978
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it is on the same property. Okay. Cool.

979
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: When the police actually arrived, they asked him a couple

980
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: of questions or was the last part? Were you behind

981
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: on payments? And most importantly, do you still have the keys?

982
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: That's when he found the note. Cops were nice enough

983
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: to drive him out to the shed to make sure

984
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: the kamara was indeed there before canceling the stolen car report.

985
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: And here's where it actually went horribly wrong. The car

986
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: was never marked found by the police.

987
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, Now you're a car thief for life.

988
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: Three weeks later, the brother gets pulled over, ordered out

989
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: of his car at gunpoint, and gets put face down

990
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: in cuffs on gravel road while the police check the

991
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: things out.

992
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 2: Nice dude, lawsuit. Here comes the money, police negligence.

993
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: Things like the open natty ice and his carp holder

994
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: and the remnants of a joint in his astro.

995
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: Never mind, you're not winning that lawsuit. Actually, sorry buddy, yo,

996
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 2: but you shouldn't be drinking natty while you drive the Camaro. Stupid.

997
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, this is wild, you know what he was

998
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: being giant baby fair?

999
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: Fair, fair, Yeah, I mean fair. Yeah. I mean you

1000
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: didn't steal the car, but you know you didn't.

1001
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: You parked it summer safe.

1002
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 2: You can't be drinking natty natty light behind the wheel

1003
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: of your car. Yeah, you absolutely degenerate. Yeah, and if

1004
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 2: you care so much.

1005
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: About your stupid and if you're in a place where

1006
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: they can park your car in the back forty yeah,

1007
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: you're you're in You're in deep country where you probably

1008
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: should be smoking that as well while driving.

1009
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: You're in the territory where that's what people just do

1010
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 2: for fun. Though, to be honest, have you ever seen

1011
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: the videos of like when because it didn't used to

1012
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 2: be illegal to drink and drive?

1013
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?

1014
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 2: Have you seen the videos of people Was it drinking

1015
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 2: and driving or was it seatbelts or was it both?

1016
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I think there was a video about

1017
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 2: the seatbelts, but I feel like there was also a

1018
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 2: video of talking about drinking driving. Right, we're going with this.

1019
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,479
Speaker 2: I don't want to go anywhere with it now because

1020
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 2: I don't know if which one was which. Okay, but

1021
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 2: people who were like, well, I can't believe. I can't.

1022
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: How am I supposed to drunk drive to my freaking

1023
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 2: house after work? Now? What am I supposed to do?

1024
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 2: Not be drunk while drive? Makes me drive better, I'm

1025
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: more careful. In a twelve o three sas in high school,

1026
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: after a series of smaller pranks, we covered our band

1027
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: director's white fence in front door and neon posted, huh,

1028
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: that's fun. We only meant to inconvenience him, but we

1029
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: didn't know that he and his family were out of

1030
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: town overnight Iran and the post it notes led all

1031
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 2: over the fence and doors. Oh not fun, not fun

1032
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 2: at all.

1033
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 1: His neighbors cleaned up the paper goo, and he spent

1034
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: hours washing his fence to get the colors off. Oops.

1035
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: Well, I think at that point you just lean into

1036
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: it and you're like, we're just gonna keep this around

1037
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: until June.

1038
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 1: There we go, I guess July at that point, because

1039
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: you can't keep it up until June and then take

1040
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: it off.

1041
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh well, why, that's what every company in the country

1042
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 2: does not in June, they do it in July.

1043
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: What are you talking about talking about the rainbow flag? Right, Yeah,

1044
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: you don't take it out, take it off in June.

1045
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: Take it off in July. Yeah, because you said take

1046
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: it off in June.

1047
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 2: And I think keep it up for June. Oh, I

1048
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 2: guess well, I guess well, I don't know. I don't

1049
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 2: know what I said, but yeah, keep it up until yeah,

1050
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 2: for the month of June. Yeah, keep it up for

1051
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 2: the month of June.

1052
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: Maybe home on, I says, Pooh dollar. Yep, definitely the

1053
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: Pooh dollar. The Pooh dollar cruel prank.

1054
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: It is.

1055
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,479
Speaker 1: My friends and I were all at my house board

1056
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: and decided to on a live time by the means

1057
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: of Pooh Dollar. The dollar was prepared and placed strategically

1058
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: outside of my front stoop on the sidewalk where the

1059
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: heavy foot traffic is. We piled against the window to

1060
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: watch through the shutters. Several Joe Schmos walked by and

1061
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,479
Speaker 1: noticed nothing, and we were about to abandon our post

1062
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: when suddenly, an adorable little girl in a tiny sun

1063
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: dress and her smiling mother approached the scene. The stray

1064
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: dollar caught the girl's eye. I don't think I really

1065
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: need to explain what happened next. The voice in my

1066
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: head was screaming, no, please, don't what have we done?

1067
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: But there was nothing any of us could do. I've

1068
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: never seen such childish and innocent joy turn into utter

1069
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: devastations so fast, tears, sadness, scarring memory. They were all

1070
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: tied into it. We all hung our heads in shame,

1071
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: not even able to look at each other, sent silence

1072
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: for probably ten minutes. We didn't even mean to ruin

1073
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: a day.

1074
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 2: What's the Pooh dollar? Poo, it's a dollar with poop

1075
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: on it.

1076
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, they pick up the dollar, but there's poop on it.

1077
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: You pooh dollared a cute little girl with their mom.

1078
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: You pooh fiend. Bro. That was an inproportionate prank to

1079
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 2: pull this. It's not even funny, dispoportionate. Yeah, I mean

1080
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: the funny thing is I got fucked poop on my hands.

1081
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 2: Damn oh yeah poop. I said, it's not cool. I

1082
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: got it. I got poop on my hands. I gotta

1083
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: put I gotta have good, but go wash my hands

1084
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: cause I got poop on them. Horrible.

1085
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: What dude, if you're somewhere with heavy foot traffic to

1086
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: run a lemonade stand.

1087
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's kind of Yeah. The best prank with

1088
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: the dollar is dollar on a fishing line. YEP.

1089
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: I was thinking that yeah, mm hmm.

1090
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. The trick is, though, you got to make sure

1091
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 2: that the slack on the fishing pole isn't up in

1092
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: the air. You gotta keep it low. You gotta keep it,

1093
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 2: you gotta keep it low on the ground.

1094
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: Delete it says it was a stupid prank kind of

1095
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: truth or dare situation in bar.

1096
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 2: That's not a prank, that is truth or tair.

1097
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: That's how my grandma got with my grandpa nice.

1098
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: One of the girls dared heard.

1099
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: A sit of my grandpa will slap while you're still

1100
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: seeing someone else, and then she did it, and then

1101
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: they got married. Grandma Wilson, Grandma bum Going, Grandma bump Going,

1102
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: Mimi to be me me bum gets after it, we

1103
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: were all so pissed as f I took the there

1104
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: and my friend dare me to shock a random guy,

1105
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: not like the old one too or anything, but using

1106
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: words shock.

1107
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 2: Like make them like like he's the shocker and he

1108
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 2: shocks people.

1109
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: Not the shocker again. So I went to a guy

1110
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: I said I wanted to buy him a pint. He

1111
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: was really confused for obvious reasons, and asked why, like

1112
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: anyone would do. I think the first thought he had

1113
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: was I was hitting on him, but then I went

1114
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: to celebrate the baby we're having. Of course he went

1115
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: mental and started calling apparently his wife, who then said

1116
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: on the phone that the baby wasn't his but his

1117
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: best friends. And I wouldn't have known what to do

1118
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: unless I hadn't heard her to use the words it's

1119
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: your best friends. What the heck was that?

1120
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 2: I don't know. The grammar was literally too bad on

1121
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 2: that for me to follow. What what did I just read?

1122
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was it that?

1123
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 4: So the prank was that it's like, hah, you're you're

1124
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: she could have a baby, but then like it was like,

1125
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 4: oh my god, I gotta call it confirm, and.

1126
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, I am gonna have a baby

1127
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 2: and it's your best friends.

1128
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't even that funny.

1129
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 4: But it's like, is the prank that it's like that

1130
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 4: she actually did cheat on him and is having a

1131
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 4: baby with someone else. That's the prank backfiring is they're like, ha,

1132
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 4: we're gonna prank you to think that she's pregnant, and

1133
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 4: then she was like, yeah.

1134
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 2: I am pregnant and it's your best friends. I think

1135
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: that's what happened. I can't tell though, because that Sophia

1136
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 2: will need to be here to give you some you know,

1137
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 2: grammatical lessons since she is the English major. A joke

1138
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: I will never let go of.

1139
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: And no, no, can you go back to the reading

1140
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: scene so I can look at this this?

1141
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: What is this? Oh? An explosion? Explosion? What is that?

1142
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 3: Where did you get that from?

1143
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: That? Was that the prank? I guess?

1144
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 3: No?

1145
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: This is a different brank Okay, so we also the video.

1146
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: All right, all right, so a couple of friends weeks ago,

1147
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: my friends and I lit off a screamer bond on

1148
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: our friends front porch.

1149
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: That's what that was.

1150
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: His neighbor thought it was a gunshot, and he sees

1151
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: us all in black hoodies getting in our car and

1152
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: driving away super fast. It gets in a super nice

1153
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: f forward two point fifty and chases me in my

1154
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: Beater station Wagon. While on the phone with the cops

1155
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: the entire time, I finally realized that there's no way

1156
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: out of this, so I pull over and start to explain.

1157
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: He get super pissed and won't let it go. A

1158
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: couple of minutes later, three whole cop cars show up

1159
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: and start to ask questions. It took almost an hour

1160
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: to sort things out. They called our parents and we

1161
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,240
Speaker 1: all got grounded for weeks.

1162
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 2: Not fun at all.

1163
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why you don't set bombs off of people's neighborhoods.

1164
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, what the heck is that you do that

1165
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: in the middle of the woods to attract the creatures?

1166
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: Not my woods, not my negative woods, attract the wrong

1167
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: kind of attention.

1168
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to attract the the I won't say

1169
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 4: its name. I will not say its name because I

1170
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 4: was reading Appalachian horror stories the other day and I

1171
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 4: am now afraid of the woods where Riley grew up.

1172
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 2: They're really not that bad in the day. Actually, I

1173
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: read some stories where even in the day they were

1174
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 2: messed up.

1175
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: Well, what you do is you just don't pay attention

1176
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: to any of that stuff, and you walk in the

1177
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: darkness without ever seeing any scary movies.

1178
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 2: I could walk in the dark.

1179
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: Around my house and be like, okay, because I just

1180
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: don't listen to scary movies.

1181
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 3: You just always go to the voice that says help

1182
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 3: or says.

1183
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: Hello, or sounds like a woman's screaming.

1184
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you always follow that.

1185
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: It's more like you're gonna be a Bobcat than anything.

1186
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: Have ever heard a Bobcat screaming night?

1187
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

1188
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 3: It's the bear from Arrival, Yeah.

1189
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 2: Dude, it's scary.

1190
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: It sounds like the kid did Arrival?

1191
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 2: Did?

1192
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 3: Did I say the right movie?

1193
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: No? It's a bear from Annihilation? Annihilation, which is I Yeah,

1194
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: there's a funny comic about that. Yeah.

1195
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: Anyways, f a password says well, I attempted to do

1196
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: the classic shaving cream face slap prank. Turns out it

1197
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: was there. Her mom wasn't too thrilled.

1198
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: Oh, how do you mess that up? Oh?

1199
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 3: Because you're a kid and you just like cream facial cream.

1200
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 2: Oh okay.

1201
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: Also, who the heck has narrow on them women?

1202
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta put that up high, out of place? Yeah,

1203
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: up high? How is that like easy to access? Yeah?

1204
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 2: The nare? That's that makes no sense. Nare is no

1205
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 2: fair and it will give you no hair.

1206
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: Talk pig, you're no pair. Pigs to grip, says oh,

1207
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 1: pistol grip, pigs.

1208
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:24,240
Speaker 2: To grip, pigs to grip. You got pigs to grip

1209
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 2: over there? I thought that was the g that boy

1210
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 2: over there. You always gripping on them there pigs. Now,

1211
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 2: don't let them get down in that pig farm. Now

1212
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 2: he gonna be gripping on your pig. Now that pig

1213
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 2: pin pistol grip says.

1214
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: When I was around twelve years old, I love causing

1215
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: all sorts of trouble around my neighborhood. When I was bored,

1216
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: my brother and my best friend and I decided to

1217
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: have a car wash. Since it was summer and we

1218
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: all had nothing better to do than pull out pranks.

1219
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: We drew those exact words free car wash in the

1220
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 1: middle of the road down the street from my house,

1221
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: in a sidewalk chalk. They were hitting the bushes with

1222
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 1: a hose with spray attachment, super soakers and water balloons

1223
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: and waited for cars to drive by. Keep in mind,

1224
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: this is a nice residential area, so people were driving

1225
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: through at only fifteen miles an hour or so in

1226
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: nice cars. And it was a hot day, so tap

1227
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: water plus hot paint weather equals water spots and damaged paint. No,

1228
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: as soon as we it's in your tap water, dude,

1229
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: he has it led. It's not supposed to be in there.

1230
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 3: Where are you from? Flint, Michigan?

1231
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 2: Or Lime?

1232
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: It could be lime.

1233
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 2: It could be lime.

1234
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: As soon as we heard a car pulling out, we

1235
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: would pop out an unleash heck, for as long as

1236
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: the car was within range. Our favorites were cars with

1237
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: their windows down, because we could completely drench the occupants

1238
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: and the interiors of the cars. Well, we did this

1239
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 1: for several hours, and it was the most fun and

1240
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: successful pranks.

1241
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 3: Right until the end, people would chill, I'm sorry. For

1242
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 3: seven hours. People were chill with you guys, just you

1243
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 3: know what their kids. If a kid did that to

1244
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 3: me with an open window, I'm stopping. Yeah, and I'm like,

1245
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 3: all right, listen, clean it.

1246
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 2: Open window. The law is being laid down.

1247
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 3: Closed window, like that's funny, you know, That's what I'll

1248
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: join in. But open window, that's a little messed up.

1249
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

1250
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: Every driver previously had reacted the same way to our attack,

1251
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: speeding off and yelling at us with choice words. All

1252
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,479
Speaker 1: except for the last guy in a nice new black

1253
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: BMW who had just paid to have his car professionally detailed.

1254
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's going to be an angry individual.

1255
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: As the water hit his car, he stopped, glared at us,

1256
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: and we knew we were in trouble. We panicked and

1257
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: spent it at full speed right back to my parents

1258
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: house and hid in the backyard while he chased us

1259
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: down in his BMW. He calmly walked up to my parents' house,

1260
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: knocked on the door, and demanded my parents reimburse him.

1261
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: We ended up wiping down his car with towels and

1262
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: using my dad's cleaning supplies to detail of the car

1263
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: while the owner glared at us. It had to be

1264
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: one of the most humiliating experiences I've ever had.

1265
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 2: On top of that, I was grounded for a week.

1266
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: That's one of the most humiliating experiences you've ever had

1267
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 3: is to clean up a mess that you made.

1268
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: I can only imagine how you are as a boyfriend

1269
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: or husband.

1270
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: What is the what is the most embarrassing experiences you've

1271
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 2: ever had? Put my pants in what context? I think?

1272
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 3: I was in kindergarten and I just like pot my

1273
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 3: pants and I was like, okay, were you talking yet?

1274
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 3: I was probably mumbling I went bathroom at five bathroom?

1275
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 2: What to do?

1276
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 1: Hmm. Once I'm in high school, I was at the

1277
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: urinal and the sky got like a big paper wad

1278
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: of like I guess, like, what do you.

1279
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 2: Go like Taos or whatever? And you like went to

1280
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 2: throw it at me.

1281
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: Boy, he faked it. I went to duck, so I

1282
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: went like this, I headbutted the urinal and my head

1283
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: started bleeding and I had blood running down my face.

1284
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: My god, and my thing was still out. So he

1285
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: was like coming to help me, and I was like no,

1286
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: and I was like midpee and it was just bad

1287
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: and like.

1288
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 3: Peeing too.

1289
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: No, I like hit my head and.

1290
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: Then I was still standing up, but he was like,

1291
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but yeah, that was embarrassing.

1292
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know which one's the most.

1293
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 4: But the thing that just came to mind is I

1294
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 4: used to be a catcher and I played baseball when

1295
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 4: I was a kid er and uh.

1296
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, I know what you meant. That's fine, damn it.

1297
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: I can see you being a catcher. Yeah. But it

1298
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 2: was right at the age where, like, you know, the

1299
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 2: kids started to get bigger and hit puberty and I

1300
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 2: had not yet and uh, middle school age. Yeah, this

1301
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 2: kid was like the most jacked kid I had ever

1302
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 2: seen yet in my life. Goes up and he's you know,

1303
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 2: hits a ball the way to the fence. He's fast

1304
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 2: as hell. They throw the ball in I get it

1305
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: at home plate. This kid obliterated me. Helmet gone, ball

1306
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 2: gone inside the park, home run.

1307
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 4: And that was the first time I had ever been

1308
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 4: just physically dominated in a sport before.

1309
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was I guess embarrassed. No, that sucks.

1310
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 4: I don't have much shame, so normal things don't really

1311
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 4: embarrass me. I guess I get embarrassed when I leave

1312
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 4: food in the fridge.

1313
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: Keon, No, you don't. You don't get that weird hurdy

1314
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: filling in your stomach like it does when your girlfriend

1315
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: cleans your room.

1316
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,959
Speaker 2: Mmm, it's not the same.

1317
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's because he's not as pretty. It's more acute.

1318
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 4: It's more just like a ah. And then my brain's like,

1319
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 4: don't think about that.

1320
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: So deleted says, look, oh, sorry, we're gonna say I.

1321
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 3: Say, well, we're gonna find out tonight. What's expired?

1322
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 2: What isn't okay? You want to talk about shame? How

1323
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 2: many jars of pickles do you need? How many different

1324
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 2: half empty condiment bottles do you need enough? Why do

1325
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 2: you have the same loaf of bread that's been in

1326
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: the fridge for nine months?

1327
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 3: No, it's a new one.

1328
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: He does eat a lot of bread.

1329
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 3: I throw out, how I expired food?

1330
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: How often do you go and look at the fridge?

1331
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 3: Also, pickles and sauceas don't expire after a week.

1332
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why do you have seven jars of pickles?

1333
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 3: I don't. I have two jars of olives, one jar

1334
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 3: of pickles, one jar of pickle juice, and a jar

1335
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 3: of pickled onions.

1336
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a lot of vinegar there.

1337
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 3: It's called using it for cocktails.

1338
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because you're always drinking pickle cocktails at the.

1339
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 3: Apartment when Nick Palmer comes over.

1340
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: It's all right, girls, Yeah, okay, we're gonna get into this.

1341
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: That's fair, you told, says looking back on this one,

1342
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: it was simply stupid of me, no matter which way

1343
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: I look at it. My freshman year of college, I

1344
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: had a part time job doing data entry at a

1345
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: company with about one hundred employees. It usually got my

1346
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: work done pretty fast, so I'd sit there and jack

1347
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: around on the computer, trying to teach myself a little

1348
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: bit about it.

1349
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 3: Jack Around is a crazy word to say with your computer.

1350
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: Better than jerk around. I was a computer engineering major

1351
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: at the time, so I'm messing around one day and

1352
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: learning how to send autonomous messages to computers that look

1353
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: like pop ups.

1354
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 2: You can do that? What a genius move? Not even yeah,

1355
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: you're too smart, you have to go to prison. I'm

1356
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 2: got smart.

1357
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: I thought this would be the perfect way to freak

1358
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: people out. I started sending these pop up messages to

1359
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: people who I knew would call me. They knew I

1360
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 1: did it, and they didn't like the people in it.

1361
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,919
Speaker 1: They laughed and all was, well, well, this is where

1362
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 1: I got stupid. I decided to send a mass pop

1363
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: up message to everyone in the company about their computer

1364
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: catching a serious virus. Dumb.

1365
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 2: I know this now. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna repeat that.

1366
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 2: That's dumb. Dumb.

1367
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: At the time, I thought it would be funny. Turns

1368
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: out it costs a mass panic. The IT guys couldn't

1369
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: figure out what had happened, so they were going to

1370
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: spend tons of money to hire a third party company

1371
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: to come in and take a look.

1372
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 4: I'm just imagining like the like the New York Stock Exchange,

1373
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 4: like the rival of activity and a frenzy. Just everyone's

1374
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 4: going like, oh, gotta check the computers, unplug everything, Oh

1375
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 4: my god, change the passwords, where's the maid Frome.

1376
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: It got so serious. I've never heard of this being

1377
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: done before hiring a third party. I could have let

1378
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: them spend all that money for something that wasn't there.

1379
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 1: So I went to my boss and confessed that I

1380
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: did it. It was really cool about it, but told

1381
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: me he had to fire me. Anyway, Bro, you could

1382
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: have played that. You could have played like boss.

1383
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 2: I think I figured out a solution to the virus.

1384
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 4: Uploaded some code into our mainframe, and I believe I

1385
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 4: have ejected the virus of note.

1386
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: Literally, all you had to do was make another pop

1387
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: up and saying virus detected. Restart computer. Now that's all

1388
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: you had to do.

1389
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were right there. You had all the tools

1390
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 2: you needed.

1391
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 4: Set out another pop up that says op to lead

1392
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 4: a the virus because they are cool and they have

1393
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 4: very nice Uh they have cool abs and nice feet.

1394
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: Nice feet.

1395
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 2: What I don't know. Okay, let them know, hey, let

1396
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 2: him let him know.

1397
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: No, let them know, dude, Like you could have got

1398
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: a promotion from that if you played your cards all right.

1399
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1400
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: Man, oh my gosh.

1401
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1402
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: Shara says, when I was a senior in high school,

1403
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 1: we decided to totally trash our favorite teachers classroom for

1404
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: April Fools. The general was a cool guy, so he

1405
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: let us in and we tpeed the room, jumbled all

1406
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: the desk against the far wall, glued his chalk to

1407
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: the board, and painted all over the chalkboard with removable paint.

1408
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 2: Uh oh.

1409
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: The next day we came in and the teacher called

1410
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: us to his room to tell us that the paint

1411
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't come off the chalkboard, and we owed the school

1412
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: a new one. A few hours later, we were told

1413
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 1: by the janitor that he had been fired for letting

1414
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: students into a teacher's locked classroom.

1415
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 2: No, you got the janitor fired. That's worse than the

1416
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 2: cruise missiles.

1417
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 1: I was about to say, better than getting killed.

1418
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 2: Well, there's one exception that's yeah, to be fair, the

1419
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,439
Speaker 2: janet Hey moment of silence for that janitor who fought

1420
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,439
Speaker 2: forty seven cruise missiles in ninety five.

1421
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: At the very end of the day before a two

1422
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: week break, my teacher finally confessed that he had told

1423
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: his first period of class to smudge all the paint

1424
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: to make it look like it had been washed, but

1425
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 1: that it actually came off fine. He also told us

1426
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: that the janitor wasn't fired. He was on vacation.

1427
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: Niceead.

1428
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: Yes, he dodged the missiles. My teacher had been planning

1429
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 1: on letting us stew for the whole two weeks. But

1430
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: I finally broke down in tears because I felt so

1431
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: bad about the janitor and he didn't have the heart

1432
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 1: to make me. Wait, that is hilarious. Hey, remember those

1433
01:04:58,960 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: two weeks were supposed to take.

1434
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be funny to take it now? Or it'd

1435
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 2: be really funny if you just got out of town immediately, Colleen,

1436
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 2: m pause because I after a tinkle exactly we finish

1437
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 2: each other's tinkles.

1438
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 1: I can help you zip it only down, not up.

1439
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: I don't believe in zipping it up.

1440
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 3: All right, chat, Now that he's gone, should I make

1441
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 3: a log of how many things that he has expired

1442
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 3: in the fridge today or tonights? I already know there's

1443
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 3: like four things that are expired.

1444
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say six.

1445
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going more, more, I'm going Oh.

1446
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: Can we guess how many expired things Dakota has in

1447
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: the fridge?

1448
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 3: I will tally it. I won't tell you what it is.

1449
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 3: I will tally it.

1450
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: You won't tell me exactly how many it is.

1451
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 3: No, I will tally it like tally the I don't

1452
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 3: want to just keep a list.

1453
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: Of like oh it's this, it's oh, you'll give me

1454
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: like a number.

1455
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 3: I'll give you a number perfect.

1456
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take that.

1457
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I might have some expired stuff. But

1458
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 3: like I know for a fact that he has two

1459
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 3: bags of carrots in there that are dry and great.

1460
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 3: He's a thing of tomatoes that's gross. He's a salad

1461
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 3: mix that's definitely expired. He has a chicken that's been

1462
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 3: there for two weeks.

1463
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 2: Uh.

1464
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 3: I asked him the other day, it's like this chicken

1465
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 3: is still good. He's like yeah, probably. I'm like all right,

1466
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 3: after like.

1467
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: Five days, I get worried about eating my chicken.

1468
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 3: I know, but I made I made a thing of

1469
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 3: like I'm not gonna touch his food. I don't know

1470
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 3: unless if it stinks, if it really smells, and it's

1471
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 3: like affecting my food.

1472
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: And yes, to Alex and I do a pretty good job.

1473
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: We usually if I go to the grocery store to

1474
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 1: get stuff, I'm usually eating it within that.

1475
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 3: Week, right exactly, So do I like sometimes I'm like

1476
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 3: all right, I have a couple like berries left over

1477
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 3: that I didn't eat because those things expire very soon,

1478
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 3: or like my tomato, like I didn't eat all the tomatoes. Great,

1479
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 3: I'll throw it away. Yeah, but when it comes to

1480
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 3: like pickles, or like, I love condiments, hence why I

1481
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 3: have a lot of like sauces, I love condiments.

1482
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: You're freaking out over poultry. I can raid my own, Fridgio,

1483
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: it is probably bad. Be see, I haven't cleaned it

1484
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: out in a while. Mostly jams and stuff, nothing that smells.

1485
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.

1486
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 3: We'll have Carly there as a poor girl.

1487
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 2: That's sad. Oh man, Yeah, all right.

1488
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: The lead it says I taped the water sprayer in

1489
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: the kitchen sink to the spray position. My mom, who

1490
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: has back problems, sprayed herself, jumped violently and reinjured her back.

1491
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: She needed surgery to correct it.

1492
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 2: Honestly, bro, at that point, I don't know this happened

1493
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 2: to my family.

1494
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 4: If I don't know, if you're built for existence, I

1495
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 4: think you need to be like, you need to be

1496
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 4: in one of the wally chairs.

1497
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: At that point, dude, this mom is probably like, I

1498
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: don't know seventy eighty.

1499
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 2: But if you're at the point we're going, eh, like

1500
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 2: requires surgery. Yeah, it's time to it's time for a

1501
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 2: sealed room.

1502
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: It's funny that you say that, though I have yet

1503
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 1: to get a surgery.

1504
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 2: Okay, everything here is fine.

1505
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 1: You need one, no one time. My little brother or tape,

1506
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: I guess, my two little brothers. She was playing with

1507
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: Sawyer and Sawyer was like running on the sectional. He

1508
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: was like probably like two or three at this point,

1509
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: and he pushed him in a certain way where he,

1510
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: like Sawyer fell on my mom's knee, and my mom's

1511
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: knee was messed up for seven months.

1512
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 2: Seven months, that's almost an entire gestation period. Yeah, it

1513
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 2: was bad. It was bad. She was so mad at him.

1514
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

1515
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 1: She brought it up so many times. Crossy Junior says,

1516
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 1: my best friend got humonia and had to go to

1517
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: the hospital for a few days. Thought it was a

1518
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: good time to rank them. While he was there getting

1519
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,880
Speaker 1: blood tests, they found something else and he ended up

1520
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,919
Speaker 1: having to say for an extra month in the hospital

1521
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: nothing serious though.

1522
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 2: Nothing serious, nothing serious.

1523
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: He has to stay in the hospital for another month.

1524
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:29,759
Speaker 1: How is this not serious?

1525
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty dang serious to me, and I'm serious.

1526
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 3: All the time, I'm shitious.

1527
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 1: I was still talking to him regularly, and he told

1528
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 1: me to pass on the news to our room teacher,

1529
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 1: So naturally, I sent my ms in screen name to

1530
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: rip Dominic posted on my Space about how he had

1531
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: passed away. A few of us knew it was fake,

1532
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 1: but most of the school thought he had passed away.

1533
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 2: Wild How does most of the school think that?

1534
01:08:58,680 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 3: How did you look more?

1535
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: Our English teacher asked our group if it were true,

1536
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: and we put on our most convincing, shallowing sadness look

1537
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 1: and said, he passed away yesterday afternoon.

1538
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 2: That's insane. How did you sell that? How did you

1539
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:15,600
Speaker 2: sell that like that?

1540
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: The next day at school, teachers took me into the

1541
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 1: principal's office. They had a counselor there for me and everything,

1542
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 1: and in the moment of just freaking out, I went

1543
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 1: in with it. When they rang his parents, who I

1544
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: was close friends with, to invite them into the service,

1545
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: they were preparing Catholic school, they didn't pick up, so

1546
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: I stopped by their house during my break and told

1547
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 1: them what had happened. The dad thought it was hilarious,

1548
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 1: but the mom flipped out and rang the school. I

1549
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 1: got grilled for causing emotional trauma to everyone, but his

1550
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 1: closest friends knew it was legit, so no one was

1551
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:48,840
Speaker 1: too messed up by it.

1552
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, that was just a lesson to teach

1553
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 2: all those kids about being fake upset.

1554
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 3: You know, this actually like the ultimate bro move, because

1555
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 3: like the girls who were like really into him would

1556
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:01,560
Speaker 3: be like, I didn't let him know.

1557
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 1: It was just right, That's that's pretty nice. Oh my god,

1558
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 1: he thought it was hilarious. And I still bring it

1559
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: up now and then that I will convince the world

1560
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 1: he passed away next time. Gecko Joe says, back in

1561
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: ninety six, I was living in a downstairs apartment with

1562
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: my buddy while my future girlfriend and her best friend

1563
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 1: lived upstairs. We used to prank each other all the time,

1564
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: and it's slowly escalated. One day I cut out a

1565
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,840
Speaker 1: corn related magazine picture of a guy and a girl

1566
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 1: having sposy sleep on exercise equipment, and out of the

1567
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: caption we are not working out. We are definitely effing.

1568
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler reference for the news.

1569
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 2: School I am. I'm unaware of this reference.

1570
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 1: And this guy's old school. I was going to open

1571
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: up the door to their apartment and put it in

1572
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 1: the inside of the door, but the door was locked,

1573
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:50,360
Speaker 1: so I taped it to the back of my future

1574
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend's car. When I got home from work that night,

1575
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: I found out that a cop randomly cruised by saw

1576
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 1: the corn in the back of this chick's car, knock

1577
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: on the door of the chicks door while we were

1578
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: doing bong hits while you were doing the and almost

1579
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 1: arrested her for a variety of things. Nobody had a

1580
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 1: sense of humor that night. Wow, well, guys, that's the

1581
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,599
Speaker 1: end of our prank stories. That was a crazy one.

1582
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 2: Get arrested, nerd. That's the prank. Get arrested, dork.

1583
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 3: Remember the rule when it comes to pranks, everybody, if.

1584
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:26,600
Speaker 1: It's not funny after five minutes.

1585
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,559
Speaker 2: It's not good. Yeah, well you know, if it's if

1586
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 2: it's if your life is still ruined after five minutes,

1587
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,719
Speaker 2: you are actually doing damage.

1588
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 1: Yep, guys, please comment down below your funniest pranks. I

1589
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 1: would love, love, love love to read them.

1590
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 3: Comment down below ane of your craziest pranks, you guys know,

1591
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,160
Speaker 3: any of your craziest spranks?

1592
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 1: The killie suits, I mean, I'm always like you know,

1593
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 1: doing something nothing like too crazy, though.

1594
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:52,720
Speaker 2: I must ponder. I mean, I don't really you know,

1595
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 2: I guess the ding Dong ditch was pretty crazy. That well, well,

1596
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 2: well I'm trying to think of like school stuff to

1597
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 2: be prank anybody. Nothing's really coming to mind.

1598
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,679
Speaker 1: This one was mild. But you know, like when you're

1599
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: in your notebook paper and those little frizzles frizzly things

1600
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 1: on the side. Yeah, the notebook paper. This one teacher

1601
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:15,240
Speaker 1: hated it, so a bunch of our students collected it

1602
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: for like a month, and then one day on April Fools,

1603
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: we like trashed her room with it and like you know,

1604
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:21,360
Speaker 1: did a lot of other stuff, and she came in

1605
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,479
Speaker 1: she was like, oh my gosh, well we cleaned.

1606
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 2: It up right after. Yeah, that's that's the good guy.

1607
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 3: So I went to let's see, when my personal pranks was.

1608
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 3: I am very I can I walk very lightly, so

1609
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,920
Speaker 3: I would just scare people at my house, which was

1610
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,719
Speaker 3: really fun. But I'm going to an all boys school.

1611
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 3: There's a wide variety of simple pranks to the worst

1612
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,640
Speaker 3: pranks of all time. Like for me, I got like

1613
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 3: my backpack turned inside out, which is really funny. A

1614
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 3: couple of times. All we did it to other people

1615
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 3: that was fun. Or zip time people's backpacks or sometimes

1616
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 3: their shoes. But there was a guy that was a

1617
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,200
Speaker 3: great above me, and he pooped in the back through

1618
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 3: them like on like on the like on the floor. Like. Yeah,

1619
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 3: it just wasn't a good prank and low effort. It

1620
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 3: was kind of gross.

1621
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a low ball. Yeah that's nasty. Tom.

1622
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 1: A kid did that in elementary school. The principal had

1623
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 1: to like figure out who was He went on investigative mode.

1624
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 2: Anytime, It's just it kept happening, mister cash. There was

1625
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,400
Speaker 2: a prank I'm remembering. I wasn't a part of it,

1626
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 2: but it was a prank where one.

1627
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 4: Of the kids in my school drove a smart car

1628
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 4: and I think, like, you know, like seven or eight

1629
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,440
Speaker 4: dudes picked.

1630
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 2: Up the smart car and moved it stop. Oh my god,

1631
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually it might have been more than that.

1632
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 2: I don't know how many it took, but yeah, they

1633
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 2: moved the They just picked up the car and moved

1634
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 2: it somewhere else, and she was very upset.

1635
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 3: One of the craziest pranks I heard of was again

1636
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 3: in that class, which is my friend's class that you

1637
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 3: know to go to. Uh huh, you have to ask him.

1638
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 3: They just have the craziest stories. They were I think

1639
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,439
Speaker 3: it was their freshman year and they were playing whale

1640
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:01,640
Speaker 3: sounds in a class, but like four people in the

1641
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 3: class were playing it, and the teacher was going insane

1642
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 3: because it would go from one corner of the room

1643
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 3: to another corner of the room and he's like, stop

1644
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 3: playing whale sounds. But that obviously all these kids are like,

1645
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 3: all these little freshman boys are like, what are you

1646
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:17,439
Speaker 3: talking about? You're hearing things, So whale sounds there was.

1647
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 2: It wasn't really a prank, but it's something that's funny

1648
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:20,719
Speaker 2: that happened.

1649
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,560
Speaker 4: I was in fifth grade and I had like a

1650
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:26,679
Speaker 4: soda at my table and somehow the soda fell off

1651
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,639
Speaker 4: of my desk and exploded in a way that covered

1652
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 4: basically the entire like thirty foot radius.

1653
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 2: Around the soda.

1654
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 3: Oh was in that soda.

1655
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,880
Speaker 2: It was because the way the can popped like it

1656
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 2: like broke on the It broke on like the side

1657
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 2: a little bit, so it was just barely any like

1658
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 2: all the pressure. Yeah, and so it like spun the

1659
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 2: can around and it's spinning on the ceiling, it's on

1660
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:53,560
Speaker 2: the walls, it's on all the other desks around me,

1661
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,759
Speaker 2: and it was just like it just fell off like oops,

1662
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 2: and the whole everyone's going And it was so crazy

1663
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 2: that we had like a recap like at the end

1664
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 2: of the years, like the fifth grade, like recap graduation,

1665
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,240
Speaker 2: and there there was like a skit where that was

1666
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:13,920
Speaker 2: like re enacted in in the in the in the

1667
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 2: fifth grade recap video. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that teacher

1668
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,599
Speaker 2: always said I looked like Kevin Bacon.

1669
01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 3: Was he wrong?

1670
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 2: She? Was she wrong? At the time, I thought so.

1671
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,719
Speaker 1: People said I looked like Crush from Nemo the Turtle.

1672
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 3: No, you don't go to Crush. You look like squirt.

1673
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,040
Speaker 2: Who do what? What kind of animal do you look like?

1674
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, But that's the end of that story.