WEBVTT - Explicit Artwork & Incest! 0:00:00.190 --> 0:00:03.290 This is the Fred show. It's the Fred show. Good morning. 0:00:03.370 --> 0:00:05.710 One Oh three, five kiss FM. Chicago's number one hit 0:00:05.730 --> 0:00:08.780 music station are one Oh three, five kiss FM. Jingle 0:00:08.810 --> 0:00:12.559 ball presented by capital one is back for it. I 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:16.020 think we decided what 11th year or something like that. Well, 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:18.460 you've planned them all Jason. You should know. Yeah. It's 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:20.180 sort of like that wedding website we were talking about 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:23.020 earlier with Kiki. We are selling tickets to our holiday party. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:26.009 And you can go if you'd like to. December 7th 0:00:26.030 --> 0:00:29.250 at Allstate. Ray will be there. One Republic, Ludacris, Dominic Fike, 0:00:29.590 --> 0:00:32.930 Tove Lowe, Freya Sky, The Beaches, and JYT. 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Thanks to Live Nation and the Fred Show. 0:01:34.500 --> 0:01:37.679 It's Kiss. Lots of stuff. It's free. Listen all morning. 0:01:37.980 --> 0:01:40.060 Thank you. Those are my announcements. 0:01:40.100 --> 0:01:40.340 Here we go. 0:01:40.940 --> 0:01:43.980 I feel like I'm the high school announcement guy. Yeah. 0:01:44.030 --> 0:01:45.870 Did you have those at your school? I did. I 0:01:45.890 --> 0:01:48.190 wanted to do them so bad, believe it or not, 0:01:48.230 --> 0:01:50.070 but never got the chance. Why were you unable to 0:01:50.110 --> 0:01:51.730 do them? I don't remember. Were they to entrust you 0:01:51.750 --> 0:01:55.700 not to say something about Britney Spears? Probably, yeah. Oh, baby, baby. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.050 That's how it opened up. Yeah. I want you to know, Paula, 0:01:58.070 --> 0:02:00.050 I have dual walks so Britney Spears could run. I'll 0:02:00.070 --> 0:02:04.610 have you know. Oh, wow. So Britney could spin. In circles. Yeah. 0:02:04.950 --> 0:02:05.610 Okay. 0:02:05.670 --> 0:02:09.500 Yeah. Not too much on my girl. She's fine. That too. 0:02:09.510 --> 0:02:10.010 She's thriving. 0:02:10.250 --> 0:02:13.640 Okay. Well, now you get to make announcements for an 0:02:13.700 --> 0:02:17.600 audience the size of a high school every day. Take that. 0:02:17.660 --> 0:02:20.620 You get the last laugh, Jason. It's the Fred Show. 0:02:22.260 --> 0:02:25.100 My friend from Minnesota lives in Turkey, and she'll be like, 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:29.460 American snacks. I'm like, you're from the Midwest, girl. 0:02:29.580 --> 0:02:31.360 I don't care how the food is in Turkey. You 0:02:31.380 --> 0:02:33.560 come back from a week and you're like, oh, the 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.150 water is so much purer. American snacks. Have you ever 0:02:36.210 --> 0:02:39.029 had the water in Iceland? It's true. It's just like 0:02:39.050 --> 0:02:41.230 from a glacier. It's true. You just sound like a D-bag. 0:02:41.270 --> 0:02:45.510 You grew up in Burlington, Iowa. The Fred Show is on. Wednesday, 0:02:45.530 --> 0:02:48.090 October 21st. The Fred Show is here. Kiki. Good morning. 0:02:48.210 --> 0:02:52.370 Welcome back. Thank you. Everything's good over there? So far, 0:02:52.389 --> 0:02:54.130 so good, man. Okay, I was a little worried about 0:02:54.150 --> 0:02:58.940 the little food poisoning. A little bubbling, rumbling. It's all good. Okay, 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:00.620 all right. Hi, Kayla. 0:03:00.660 --> 0:03:00.780 Hi. 0:03:00.980 --> 0:03:04.020 Hi, Jason Brown. Paulina's out today. Showbiz Shelly, 100 bucks 0:03:04.380 --> 0:03:07.019 in the showdown. She lost yesterday. She's never lost two 0:03:07.060 --> 0:03:09.019 in a row. We'll see if it happens next. I 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.550 got your trip to Mexico in about 10 minutes. Waiting 0:03:11.570 --> 0:03:13.510 by the phone. He's new. Why did somebody get ghosted? 0:03:13.530 --> 0:03:17.210 The Entertainment Report's coming up soon. Yeah, they talk better 0:03:17.230 --> 0:03:19.530 than they type. Talk about it, talk about it. These 0:03:19.669 --> 0:03:22.780 are the radio blogs on The Fred Show. Like we're 0:03:22.810 --> 0:03:24.800 writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We 0:03:24.820 --> 0:03:26.760 call them blogs. Kaylin's got one. 0:03:26.780 --> 0:03:26.840 Go. 0:03:27.220 --> 0:03:30.260 Thank you, dear blog. So you guys, I'm sure, have 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.919 seen those videos where people are in church, you know, 0:03:34.060 --> 0:03:38.060 and somebody's suffering from some sort of bad situation or ailment, 0:03:38.580 --> 0:03:41.360 and the priest or the pastor goes over and does, 0:03:41.540 --> 0:03:44.030 you know, their work, and then they're magically healed. 0:03:44.050 --> 0:03:47.470 Oh, yes. You've seen those, right? It's very real. Yes. Okay, so. 0:03:48.350 --> 0:03:51.970 One place where it is very real is the vet. Okay, 0:03:52.070 --> 0:03:55.240 because miracles happen at the vet. Let me tell you, 0:03:55.470 --> 0:03:59.980 animals get cured at the vet. Because tell me why 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:04.080 it happens so often that your dog will have an 0:04:04.260 --> 0:04:07.490 ailment or something wrong with them for weeks. You take 0:04:07.530 --> 0:04:10.570 them to that vet appointment, they're magically cured and you 0:04:10.610 --> 0:04:13.210 still get the bill. And this is a thing I'm learning. 0:04:13.310 --> 0:04:17.430 So my little guy, Levi, he's 11 months. He's a 0:04:17.490 --> 0:04:20.750 long hair, miniature dachshund. He for two weeks had a 0:04:20.810 --> 0:04:23.450 red ear. It was red. I totally thought he had 0:04:23.470 --> 0:04:24.190 an ear infection. 0:04:24.230 --> 0:04:24.830 It was hot. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.060 And I was just like waiting it out to see, okay, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:27.900 do I need to take him in? 0:04:27.980 --> 0:04:28.539 Do I not? 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.560 So I call them. They're like, you better take him in. 0:04:31.020 --> 0:04:33.700 I take this little, you know, what in, The ear 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:37.340 is not red anymore. Both ears are clean. Both ears 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.080 are good. And I still get a $ 200 bill. So 0:04:40.170 --> 0:04:42.930 I was talking to the vet about this because a 0:04:43.310 --> 0:04:46.170 few weeks ago, I was visiting my friend from Minnesota, 0:04:46.210 --> 0:04:48.190 not the one I was talking about in that, that 0:04:48.230 --> 0:04:51.690 lives in Turkey, another friend. And shout out to my nephew, Pablo. 0:04:51.750 --> 0:04:56.039 He's a Bernese Mountain Dog. He, for days, was limping, limping, 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.460 could not walk. We were carrying him. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.920 He's a big boy. We finally find an emergency vet 0:05:00.940 --> 0:05:01.600 to take him into. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:06.239 That little you-know-what is running around the vet's office, okay? 0:05:06.779 --> 0:05:09.430 And sometimes the vet said it can be like adrenaline 0:05:09.460 --> 0:05:11.350 or they don't like to be there, so that's why 0:05:11.390 --> 0:05:12.550 they're able to walk again. 0:05:12.930 --> 0:05:14.610 But it does happen so many times. 0:05:14.870 --> 0:05:16.940 My other friend, and this is a really good case 0:05:16.980 --> 0:05:19.220 of this happening, she was an hour away from putting 0:05:19.260 --> 0:05:19.940 her dog down. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.680 Her dog magically healed. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:23.580 Cured. 0:05:23.700 --> 0:05:25.480 Why would you if I was an hour away from 0:05:25.500 --> 0:05:28.799 being put down? But isn't it the same with cars 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.940 and appliances and machines and everything else? Like, you know, 0:05:31.980 --> 0:05:34.219 the thing's broken. It's doing this weird thing. So you 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.120 have somebody come over. You're like, dude, it's doing this thing. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.440 And then it won't do it in front of the person. 0:05:38.500 --> 0:05:40.039 And you're like, no, but it really is doing it. 0:05:40.060 --> 0:05:41.380 And they kind of look at you like, sure it is. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.810 And they leave and it starts doing it again. You know, 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:45.670 I feel like this is what happens all the time. 0:05:46.230 --> 0:05:50.150 These things miraculously fix themselves or cure themselves. It's a miracle. 0:05:50.170 --> 0:05:51.950 Didn't it happen to you? Did that happen, Fred, with 0:05:51.970 --> 0:05:53.890 your washer? Yeah, it did. It did. And it was 0:05:53.910 --> 0:05:56.170 really embarrassing because people listen to the show. I didn't 0:05:56.190 --> 0:05:58.370 know that. And they come over. They're like, well, hey, man. 0:05:58.390 --> 0:06:00.390 I'm like, yo, hey, man, look at my messed up. 0:06:00.490 --> 0:06:02.030 I think it was dryer washer. I can't remember what 0:06:02.050 --> 0:06:03.810 it was doing this thing. And they're like, oh, we'll 0:06:03.850 --> 0:06:05.290 fix it for you. And then they go in there 0:06:05.310 --> 0:06:06.850 and it wouldn't it would not do it for the 0:06:06.930 --> 0:06:08.950 life of me. I could not get it to replicate 0:06:08.990 --> 0:06:12.190 the problem. And they're like, hey, man, sorry. They said 0:06:12.230 --> 0:06:14.969 man a lot. And they're like, we have to charge 0:06:14.990 --> 0:06:17.860 you anyway. And then they told some people that, oh, 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.799 we went to Fred's house and had to charge him. 0:06:19.820 --> 0:06:22.360 We felt bad. But he's an idiot because the thing 0:06:22.380 --> 0:06:23.020 wasn't broken. 0:06:23.220 --> 0:06:23.540 Yeah. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.240 They said the dog's ears were the cleanest that they've 0:06:26.260 --> 0:06:27.100 seen in a long time. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:30.340 I said, oh, my God. Oh, I mean, I love that. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.290 I love a clean report. The car is classic, too. 0:06:33.350 --> 0:06:35.270 It's like the car is vibrating or doing something weird. 0:06:35.410 --> 0:06:36.890 And then you take it to the car place and 0:06:37.089 --> 0:06:39.070 you drive it around and you can't get it to 0:06:39.110 --> 0:06:41.950 do it again. I'm telling you, man, like it does 0:06:42.010 --> 0:06:44.220 a thing. It does a thing. Makes a noise. And 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:45.919 they're like, but it's not doing it, sir. Like, no, 0:06:45.940 --> 0:06:49.760 but it does a thing. Replace the car immediately. It 0:06:49.820 --> 0:06:53.810 happens to me all the time. Waiting by the phone. 0:06:54.250 --> 0:06:56.590 It's the Fred show. Hey, Tyler. Good morning. Welcome to 0:06:56.630 --> 0:06:57.430 the show. How are you? 0:06:57.630 --> 0:06:59.530 Hey, guys. Thanks so much for having me. 0:06:59.790 --> 0:07:02.170 Well, what's going on with this woman, Megan, on waiting 0:07:02.190 --> 0:07:03.810 by the phone? The whole thing here is we're trying 0:07:03.830 --> 0:07:05.810 to figure out if you've been ghosted. Seems like maybe 0:07:05.830 --> 0:07:09.080 you have. And then why? And maybe it's something we 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:11.680 can straighten out and set you up on another date. 0:07:11.700 --> 0:07:13.520 So how did you meet Megan? Tell us about any 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.660 dates you've been on and where things are now. 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.120 Yeah, so, you know, we met online on this app and, 0:07:19.220 --> 0:07:22.020 you know, started DMing a little bit and went back 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:25.290 and forth. And then we finally agreed to, like, go 0:07:25.370 --> 0:07:27.810 out and meet up, you know. So, I mean, we 0:07:27.850 --> 0:07:31.610 went out, had drinks, had dinner, had a lot of 0:07:31.670 --> 0:07:35.130 good conversation. I mean, she's a beautiful girl, great smile. 0:07:35.670 --> 0:07:38.190 And at the end of the night, I invited her 0:07:38.230 --> 0:07:42.150 back to my apartment for another drink. But since then, 0:07:43.110 --> 0:07:48.520 she's completely ghosted me. Um, and like, I don't know. 0:07:48.580 --> 0:07:51.960 I mean, you know, she seemed into me and everything 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:56.210 like all night and was laughing and smiling. So like, 0:07:56.310 --> 0:07:57.429 I have no idea what changed. 0:07:57.470 --> 0:08:00.110 I'll be honest. Like my apartment's clean. It's nice. 0:08:01.030 --> 0:08:04.490 Um, you know, I'm an organized guy and so I 0:08:04.510 --> 0:08:06.710 don't know what I did. And, you know, I've been, uh, 0:08:07.290 --> 0:08:09.900 just texting every now and then just to see what's 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:10.760 up and nothing. 0:08:10.940 --> 0:08:14.360 How often, what's every now and then are you texting? 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.280 I mean, you know, you got to wait, you know, 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.880 a few days in between. 0:08:19.300 --> 0:08:21.280 Yeah, my man here can't look too thirsty. You know 0:08:21.300 --> 0:08:24.960 what I mean? He's popping in, but he's not getting 0:08:25.020 --> 0:08:28.930 any response. So you did double text, which, you know, 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.550 in the event that I double text, I feel horrible 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.730 about myself for several hours after that. I mean, I 0:08:33.830 --> 0:08:35.809 really got to like someone to double text. Did you 0:08:35.870 --> 0:08:36.449 double text? 0:08:36.950 --> 0:08:37.830 So here's the thing. 0:08:38.330 --> 0:08:41.990 You did double text. The double texting took place. 0:08:42.010 --> 0:08:43.340 You guys, okay, wait a minute. 0:08:43.420 --> 0:08:45.980 So here's the thing, though. I did double down. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:50.040 I double texted, but, okay, three days for the first one, 0:08:50.470 --> 0:08:52.710 four days for the second, right in between. 0:08:53.250 --> 0:08:57.350 All right, so he double-checked with the double-text, and there 0:08:57.370 --> 0:08:59.730 was an adequate time period in between. All right, nonetheless, 0:08:59.770 --> 0:09:02.290 she's not responding to you at all, and you're confused. 0:09:02.340 --> 0:09:04.079 You thought everything went really well, and you want to 0:09:04.100 --> 0:09:05.760 know why, and that's where we come in. We're going 0:09:05.780 --> 0:09:08.040 to play a song, come back, call Megan. We're going 0:09:08.059 --> 0:09:09.280 to see if we can get her on the phone. 0:09:09.300 --> 0:09:11.780 We're going to ask some questions, and the hope is 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.400 that we can straighten all of this out and set 0:09:13.420 --> 0:09:14.980 you guys up on another date and pay for it, 0:09:14.990 --> 0:09:34.610 all right? Oh, man, that would be great. Thanks. favorite 0:09:34.630 --> 0:09:37.770 station and there's a red talkback mic top right hand 0:09:37.830 --> 0:09:40.590 corner when you are tuned in and say your name 0:09:40.809 --> 0:09:45.020 where you're listening and today's keyword is burrito burrito is 0:09:45.179 --> 0:09:48.420 the keyword and burritos burritos don't make any noise do 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:55.690 they jason no noises no just okay burrito you know 0:09:55.710 --> 0:09:56.830 that's a new thing we're gonna have to do now 0:09:56.910 --> 0:09:59.870 is jason sound effect for every keyword oh boy you 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:04.120 burrito so jump on the iheart app talk back message 0:10:04.140 --> 0:10:05.820 your name where you're listening in burrito so that you 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.860 can win the trip to riviera maya mexico hey tyler 0:10:09.260 --> 0:10:11.220 yeah hey guys all right welcome back let's call this 0:10:11.260 --> 0:10:14.480 woman megan you guys um you met on one of 0:10:14.500 --> 0:10:16.280 the apps i guess you went on a date you 0:10:16.300 --> 0:10:18.660 thought the date went really well in fact in your 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:22.770 ass because it wound up back at your place and 0:10:23.010 --> 0:10:25.929 whatever uh the problem though is that you haven't heard 0:10:25.970 --> 0:10:28.850 from megan since that date and you want to know why. 0:10:28.550 --> 0:10:32.050 Yeah absolutely i mean i'm just i'm puzzled you know 0:10:32.090 --> 0:10:34.309 i was a gentleman um you know we didn't go 0:10:34.370 --> 0:10:38.410 all the way uh i didn't push anything so that's. 0:10:38.550 --> 0:10:39.790 What we like to that's what we like to hear 0:10:39.870 --> 0:10:41.850 we like to hear a guy who's uh you know 0:10:41.890 --> 0:10:44.550 patient with those sorts of matters okay well let's call 0:10:44.620 --> 0:10:46.660 megan now tyler and see what's going on good luck 0:10:47.420 --> 0:11:00.860 all right thanks Hello? Hi, is this Megan? Um, yes. Hey, Megan, 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.640 good morning. My name is Fred, and I'm calling from 0:11:02.660 --> 0:11:04.360 the Fred Show, the morning radio show, and I have 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.400 to tell you that we are on the radio right now, 0:11:06.580 --> 0:11:09.020 and I would need your permission to continue with the call. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.520 Do you mind if we chat for a second on 0:11:10.540 --> 0:11:12.040 the air? You can hang up anytime. 0:11:12.059 --> 0:11:14.180 So you're really, you're from the radio? 0:11:14.630 --> 0:11:17.390 Right, yes. We're calling on behalf of a guy named Tyler, 0:11:17.570 --> 0:11:19.170 who I guess you met recently and went on a 0:11:19.210 --> 0:11:21.230 date with, maybe on the apps, and you guys went out. 0:11:21.250 --> 0:11:21.809 Do you remember him? 0:11:22.630 --> 0:11:23.450 Okay, wait, what's going on? 0:11:24.220 --> 0:11:26.380 Well, I mean, you can hang up whenever you'd like to, 0:11:26.420 --> 0:11:28.060 but we're still talking, so I guess you don't want to. 0:11:28.500 --> 0:11:32.640 But do you know Tyler? Yeah. Okay, so he reached 0:11:32.700 --> 0:11:34.839 out to us, Megan, and he told us that he 0:11:34.860 --> 0:11:36.900 had a great time on a date with you and 0:11:36.950 --> 0:11:39.130 hasn't heard from you since the date. And he thought 0:11:39.170 --> 0:11:40.950 maybe we could get you on the phone and ask 0:11:41.090 --> 0:11:42.750 why you're not responding to him. He says he's reached 0:11:42.809 --> 0:11:43.650 out a couple of times. 0:11:45.250 --> 0:11:50.690 Yeah, okay. Okay, I can tell you kind of what happened. 0:11:50.950 --> 0:11:52.929 So I did like. 0:11:52.830 --> 0:11:53.530 Tyler, by the way. 0:11:53.910 --> 0:11:56.350 We actually had a really good date until we went back. 0:11:56.250 --> 0:11:59.330 To his place. Okay. Well, then what? 0:12:00.110 --> 0:12:02.730 Yeah, so when I went back to his place, I mean, 0:12:02.929 --> 0:12:04.150 think about it. 0:12:04.190 --> 0:12:05.300 I've never been to his place. 0:12:05.150 --> 0:12:07.960 Before, and so I just met him. And as soon 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.679 as I walk in, his apartment's. 0:12:10.260 --> 0:12:13.819 Covered in posters, like actual posters, not. 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.100 Pictures, posters of naked women. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.580 Oh, okay. 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:22.610 Okay. Now, I mean, posters are an interesting choice for 0:12:22.650 --> 0:12:27.730 a grown-up, but then... Okay, but naked? Like, naked? Like, porn? Like, 0:12:29.910 --> 0:12:31.590 what do you... I mean, describe to me what was 0:12:31.650 --> 0:12:33.630 on the walls. Yeah. 0:12:33.830 --> 0:12:34.910 Yeah, you pretty much nailed it. 0:12:34.929 --> 0:12:39.040 So, like, Tyler is not, like, an artist. These are not... 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:40.319 This is not like a museum, okay? 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.780 I'm talking like those ads that you used to see 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.660 years ago, like women in wet t-shirts holding beers, like 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:51.150 trashy penthouse posters, like graphic images. 0:12:52.010 --> 0:12:54.890 So people getting it on and that's putting it mildly 0:12:55.380 --> 0:12:58.339 on the wall on a poster. With, like, what, thumbtacks? 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.540 Did he at least have those three, whatever those things 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.880 are that are, like, sticky on both sides? I mean, 0:13:04.620 --> 0:13:06.679 are the walls damaged? I'm worried about everything here. 0:13:06.710 --> 0:13:06.970 Oh, no. 0:13:07.370 --> 0:13:09.990 I think probably, like, honestly, command strips, if that's what 0:13:10.010 --> 0:13:10.950 you're talking about. 0:13:10.990 --> 0:13:13.609 Yeah. Well, at least it wasn't thumbtacks, man. He is 0:13:13.630 --> 0:13:15.790 an adult. The guy is responsible. All right, so he's 0:13:15.830 --> 0:13:22.620 got pornographic images all over his walls and, like, distasteful posters. Okay. Yeah. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.559 So you did hang out with him, though, right? Like, 0:13:25.580 --> 0:13:27.700 you stayed for a little while? I didn't stay long. 0:13:27.740 --> 0:13:30.540 Like I literally, I couldn't like just run out the door. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.960 So yes, I had one drink and I was like, 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:33.660 I gotta go. 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.800 Um, so that was that. Did he have that poster 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.699 I had in my freshman college dorm room that said 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.119 beer helping ugly people get laid since, you know, 1812 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.689 or whatever it is. Oh, my gosh. 0:13:43.970 --> 0:13:46.329 He probably had something like that somewhere in his apartment. 0:13:46.350 --> 0:13:49.110 I didn't go further than the living room kitchen area. 0:13:49.850 --> 0:13:52.210 There was much more to explore, I guess. Okay, well, 0:13:52.230 --> 0:13:53.950 let me bring Tyler in. I forgot to mention that 0:13:53.990 --> 0:13:58.630 Tyler is here. Tyler, you did not mention your collection 0:13:58.650 --> 0:14:06.400 of pornographic posters. Wow. Do you live in a frat house? 0:14:08.290 --> 0:14:10.949 Did you have any string lighting anywhere? 0:14:10.970 --> 0:14:13.490 No, no. Okay. 0:14:14.470 --> 0:14:18.150 Did you have any empty alcohol bottles on display? Where 0:14:18.170 --> 0:14:22.180 was the Captain? No, no. Look, no, nothing. Absolutely not. 0:14:22.300 --> 0:14:24.920 Never that. No, no. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:30.120 Look, guys, I mean, I'm kind of first of all, Megan, 0:14:30.260 --> 0:14:33.430 I have to say I I. I just, I don't 0:14:33.450 --> 0:14:35.250 know what to say. I'm at a loss here. I mean, 0:14:35.850 --> 0:14:39.710 it's my apartment, and I think that art is in 0:14:39.750 --> 0:14:40.700 the eye of the beholder. 0:14:40.860 --> 0:14:42.960 Oh, that was art. We're going with art on that? 0:14:42.980 --> 0:14:45.580 I mean, Annie Leibovitz didn't take the, you know, it's 0:14:45.620 --> 0:14:51.200 not like, I mean, these are images from porn, is 0:14:51.220 --> 0:14:52.900 what it sounds like. Right, it's not like National Geographic 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.760 right now. Right, right, like she said penthouse posters. 0:14:56.500 --> 0:15:00.090 Guys, look, are we saying this about Michelangelo's David? I mean, 0:15:00.130 --> 0:15:03.510 come on, look, I appreciate the female naked body in 0:15:03.530 --> 0:15:05.710 the form, and I consider it art. 0:15:06.190 --> 0:15:08.190 Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. 0:15:08.310 --> 0:15:10.930 Tyler, those are not positions of art that those. 0:15:11.660 --> 0:15:14.020 Women were in. Not at all. Not at all. Yeah, 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:17.890 David didn't have anybody bent over. I've seen David myself, personally, 0:15:18.190 --> 0:15:23.910 and there was nothing like that, unfortunately. Oh, my gosh. 0:15:23.930 --> 0:15:27.850 So you're excusing this. Like, you think this is actually tasteful? Yes. 0:15:28.380 --> 0:15:30.620 I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I mean, look. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.680 You know, you look at fine art books all the time. 0:15:33.700 --> 0:15:37.140 I mean, look, it's just it's just part of the female. 0:15:37.460 --> 0:15:40.960 I don't think this was fine art, but OK. So, Megan, 0:15:40.980 --> 0:15:43.580 you're talking. I mean, we're not over and doing this. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:47.640 You're not embellishing like this was pornographic images on his 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:49.960 wall taped to his wall. 0:15:50.500 --> 0:15:52.580 Yes, it was kind of like as if a Playboy 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.240 magazine was on the wall. 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.640 OK. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. And Tyler's saying 0:15:57.660 --> 0:15:59.270 that's art. You're saying that that is art. 0:16:01.350 --> 0:16:03.990 Yes, I am saying it's hard. I mean, look, can 0:16:04.030 --> 0:16:06.030 I be honest, Megan? I think you're being a little 0:16:06.130 --> 0:16:07.280 bit judgmental. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:09.800 Oh, my God. Come on. 0:16:09.860 --> 0:16:12.760 I mean, look, you're not going to give me a 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.610 chance because of that. I mean, look, I'm a good guy. 0:16:17.050 --> 0:16:19.740 I think we hit it off. I mean, why don't 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.280 you just give me a chance instead of judging me for, like, 0:16:22.460 --> 0:16:23.520 my decorating style? 0:16:23.540 --> 0:16:25.320 Tyler, why can't you be like everyone else and look 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:29.500 at it on your phone? Yes, that's a good point. Private. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:30.100 Right. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.480 Like, everybody else looks at it on their computer or 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.400 iPad phone. We don't have to hang it on the wall. Plus, 0:16:35.460 --> 0:16:37.240 it gets old. You know, it's the same images over 0:16:37.380 --> 0:16:41.540 and over again. Yeah, right. I mean, did you go to, like, 0:16:41.610 --> 0:16:44.090 FedEx Kinkos and make these yourself, or were you able 0:16:44.110 --> 0:16:46.110 to buy them? Is there some kind of proprietor for 0:16:46.150 --> 0:16:47.890 these sort of things online? I'm sure there is. 0:16:48.500 --> 0:16:51.200 No, I just think, you know, it's also something where, 0:16:51.540 --> 0:16:53.940 you know, you're sitting, you're having a glass of wine 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:54.610 or a drink. 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.470 I mean, it's a conversation piece. Isn't it at least vintage? Like, 0:16:58.570 --> 0:17:01.610 is it artful at all? Or is it just, Megan, 0:17:01.630 --> 0:17:03.920 is it just straight up like images of people doing it? 0:17:04.369 --> 0:17:05.570 Or naked or whatever? 0:17:06.150 --> 0:17:07.990 No, it's just naked women. 0:17:08.130 --> 0:17:11.030 It's just trashy. Like, I can't, you know. 0:17:11.109 --> 0:17:12.949 I can't be with someone like this at all. 0:17:13.150 --> 0:17:15.550 You have to know, Tyler, as a grown-up, that people 0:17:15.570 --> 0:17:17.109 are going to look at this and they're not going 0:17:17.130 --> 0:17:19.440 to think, the same thing you do like people think 0:17:19.500 --> 0:17:23.200 it's trashy whatever man okay he doesn't agree all right 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.400 look megan i'll ask the question i mean he seems 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:27.149 to be standing by this uh so i think i 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:28.369 know the answer but would you like to go out 0:17:28.410 --> 0:17:31.300 with him again we'll pay for it No, no, no. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:31.980 Absolutely not. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:32.680 Goodness, no. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:34.920 Please don't ever ask me that again. I will never, 0:17:34.980 --> 0:17:35.820 ever go out with him again. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:37.740 Okay. Make it more clear. There was a woman on 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:41.290 Waiting by the Phone who had, like, I almost said ancient, but, like, 0:17:41.369 --> 0:17:43.869 vintage porn memorabilia. Maybe we should hook them up. Oh. 0:17:44.010 --> 0:17:45.770 Remember the woman who had, like, the porn museum in 0:17:45.810 --> 0:17:46.170 her home? 0:17:46.230 --> 0:17:46.570 Yeah. 0:17:46.590 --> 0:17:49.369 It was, like, items that were used in different videos 0:17:49.450 --> 0:17:50.770 and stuff like that. It'd be perfect for that. each 0:17:50.790 --> 0:17:52.590 other we had another one who had like a library 0:17:52.630 --> 0:17:55.520 of vhs and dvd i don't anyway maybe tyler we 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.139 have someone for you uh megan i i'm sorry it's 0:17:58.160 --> 0:17:59.850 not going to work out i appreciate you answering and 0:18:00.050 --> 0:18:03.869 for talking tyler good luck out there as well Yeah, thanks, 0:18:03.990 --> 0:18:08.030 I guess. Burrito is the keyword. Riviera Maya, Mexico. 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