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Speaker 2: Oh, let's get into it. I'm in a great mood.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: No more emotional support, peacocks or comfort turkeys shall be

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Speaker 1: allowed to fly.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, get over it, airlines.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's let's set this Bananas episode flying high there.

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Speaker 2: It is three two one bananas?

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Speaker 1: Would you mizillion pieces? Would you? Banana?

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Speaker 2: Banana? Banana? Bananas, baby ba.

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Speaker 1: Ba, guys, goals and non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I'm KERB Brown Oler.

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Speaker 2: Hi am banana boy. Number to Scottie landis. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for listening to the silliest little podcast ever was and

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Speaker 2: thank you to everybody who came out to the Tacoma

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Speaker 2: and Vancouver shows.

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Speaker 4: They were incredible. We had two of the greatest night

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Speaker 2: And anybody coming up, we have our shows in Portland,

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Speaker 2: San Francisco. We invite you all to come out and

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Speaker 2: have a wonderful time and put all your worries aside.

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Speaker 2: And then we have two new show dates in Denver,

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Speaker 2: back to back nights, right curty Bee.

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Speaker 1: June sixth and June seventh, one at the Downtown Comedy

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Speaker 1: other comedy works. I don't really know. It's out like

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Speaker 1: to those. It'll be on our Instagram.

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Speaker 4: We're coming for you, Denver.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited about our guest today.

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Speaker 4: Me too, Me too.

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Speaker 1: She is so fucking funny. She amazing stand up. She

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Speaker 1: was on season eight of Last Comics Standing. She's been

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Speaker 1: on Variety's Top ten Comics to Watch. She's one of

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Speaker 1: the hosts of Netflix one hundred Humans, and she's on

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Speaker 1: the new season of Amazon's After Life comedy Upload, which

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Speaker 1: premiere is March eleventh. Premiered March eleventh. Since we're in

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Speaker 1: the past and year in the future, please welcome the

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Speaker 5: Best intro ever, welcomey guest ever.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, and so early, I've done nothing show up.

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Speaker 2: Hey, well, congratulations, you're on a show that got a

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Speaker 4: Upload came out.

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Speaker 2: For anybody who hasn't seen it, it came out right

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty when we all needed distraction, and I it

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Speaker 2: oh great, I have nothing to do again today and

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Speaker 4: One day.

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Speaker 3: I think that's what we're all afraid of.

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Speaker 5: We're like, we did so well when everybody had nothing

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Speaker 1: It is crazy how much just even going out to

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Speaker 2: But you're a home club right now? Was comedy store? Right,

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Speaker 5: I didn't realize how big of a deal. It was

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Speaker 4: She plays Lucy on Upload.

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Speaker 5: So I noticed that you said if it weren't for Andrea,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we have to have Andrea on Love Lucy on.

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Speaker 1: And also, it feels like there's nothing you can do

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Speaker 1: The days of bringing your emotional support cat, pig, or

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Speaker 5: They need they should have to, you know how, you

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Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 5: We have to stop this. No, it's it's it's it's abuse.

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Speaker 5: If you if you have a peacock, you you should

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should stay at home and look at your peacock.

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Speaker 1: That should be your vacation.

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Speaker 2: Got No, I don't know, but it's weird. Just when

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Speaker 1: So it's just like baby kids are twenty dollars, and

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Speaker 3: But you know what, there's no pilot signing up to

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Speaker 4: Or sorry, right.

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Speaker 2: The flight attendants are like screaming up the stereos right now,

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Speaker 1: The flight attendants are magicians and clowns. Guys all right,

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Speaker 1: this is how we're doing it. It's ground round style.

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Speaker 1: You get on everybody gets popcorn right off the bat.

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Speaker 1: But think about it.

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Speaker 3: It would change mistakes.

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Speaker 5: People would be like, you know what, let's make sure

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Speaker 3: For the first seven years. You know.

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Speaker 5: It would really change the way people operate, in the

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Speaker 3: It really would.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, I'm really adamant about this one

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Speaker 4: About this, I'm with you all that. I think it's cool.

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Speaker 5: I either need more regulations or money from my own

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's the goal. Oh that is too funny. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Why isn't their family airl arts? It should be obvious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love that. It would have helped me

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Speaker 3: Thirteen of us?

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Speaker 3: It's too many. I love them.

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Speaker 1: You're set on seth Myers was so so good about that.

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Speaker 1: Everyone should go check it out. It's very funny. But

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Speaker 2: Boys, they should just put a little handle clip on

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Speaker 4: She was thirteen of twenty. Wow.

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Speaker 2: And I never met the extended family. They lived in Gulfport, Mississippi.

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Speaker 4: Stories or like look at this crazy family.

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Speaker 2: And she said at family reunions, the older grandchildren had

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Speaker 2: So when the whole family was together, it was over

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Speaker 1: Many nieces and nephews do you have at this point?

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Speaker 4: Yeah the Christmas but we don't.

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Speaker 5: I guess they we're weird.

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Speaker 3: We're weird.

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Speaker 5: We're like we're like a close knit family. But also

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Speaker 5: it's like, that's ain't that's your kid? Right, Like like

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Speaker 5: the parent isn't with them, I'm not going to be

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Speaker 5: like I'm watching you. No, where's your mother? I don't

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Speaker 1: Where are you? And what number are you?

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Speaker 5: I am fifth from the top, fifth from Yeah, there's

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Speaker 5: She lost one of them ended up and they're from

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Speaker 3: It's something in the water.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just nothing else to do, and it's like

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Speaker 2: you all. This was sent in from by Jesse Wayne.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Jesse Wayne. And this was written. This was

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Speaker 2: on upworthy dot com real website. I've heard of that.

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Speaker 4: Todd. Yeah, not at once?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, Todd with one D, good old Todd with

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Speaker 1: Perry that is, that's an interesting spelling of Todd.

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Speaker 4: That is, it's close. I wouldn't think that's toad. Okay,

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Speaker 4: medium is in the biz.

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Speaker 2: A church faced a sixty six thousand dollars bill to

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Speaker 2: two cans of WDF. This is a nice feel good story.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to imagine an era. This is a Todd

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Speaker 2: cities had bell towers that would bong every hour. Okay,

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Speaker 2: he's winning a sober on the hour to tell townsfolk

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe we're starting with the history of clocks

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Speaker 1: for this story. Man again it we understand where clocks

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: He had a lot, He had a big word count

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Speaker 4: He had to do five hundred words or something.

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Speaker 2: He had to do five hundred words or he was

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Speaker 4: I mean England is old.

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Speaker 2: A group of experts that worked on the restoration of

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Speaker 2: requires scaffolding and the work in order to get it

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Speaker 2: The church feared would have to throw a massive fundraiser

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Speaker 2: to check with first Rick.

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Speaker 4: Haywood forty seven and j Foley fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Classic age discrepancy between two friends that work on bill

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Speaker 2: and seconds have separate sections which were all out of order,

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Speaker 2: and it slowly ticked along after we greased it and

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Speaker 4: Oh by. So the difference costs of the church is miraculous.

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Speaker 2: It could have been, like I said, sixty thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Todd doesn't care. Todd does not have a heart

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Speaker 4: Todd with one d Perry is a wild car.

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Speaker 2: But the churchwarden couldn't be more pleased with how the

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Speaker 2: and j Foley fifteen years of age, bananas of the week.

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Speaker 1: Oh, bananas of the week. And also what a weird

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Speaker 1: job zaying? What what is like the weirdest job you've

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Speaker 1: ever had?

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Speaker 3: Oh, we just gonna blow past these pigeons in the.

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Speaker 4: Closs, We're gonna go back to them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. And of these pigeons in the clock, I want

450
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Speaker 6: to say they should sue whoever gave them sixty thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: that sounds like an email scam to me.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's a really good story of just being like,

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Speaker 1: just get a second quote, always get a second quote.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And can you imagine the sermon the next day,

455
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Speaker 5: like God, we didn't know I know how to charge

456
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Speaker 5: it goes, But and then God sent.

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Speaker 3: A miracle.

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Speaker 2: Can of WD fourty Yeah to a fifteen year old

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Speaker 2: who probably had to ride his bicycle to go get it.

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Speaker 5: And are they father and son and not telling us

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Speaker 5: because a fifteen year old and a forty seven year

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Speaker 5: old that sounds like a parent kid relationship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Or or maybe it's like they have apprentices right for

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Speaker 1: probably Bell Tower stuff. Maybe it's an apprentice. I wish

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Speaker 1: I had an apprentice, a comedy apprentice when I was

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Speaker 1: coming up. That would have been fantastic. Someone just be like,

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Speaker 1: do do this, don't do this, do that show, don't

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Speaker 1: do that show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think every comedian would love a muse that was

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Speaker 2: doing that. And I think every comedian's partner would love

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Speaker 2: if they had a muse that they could just do that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I would, Oh go ahead, please.

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Speaker 5: No, sorry, I was just gonna say, what's the worst

476
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Speaker 5: job that I've had? Yes, I interrupted you and don't

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Speaker 5: even have an answer to the question.

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Speaker 3: I was getting clarification.

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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, though, it'll just roll off the tongue

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Speaker 1: if you think about it.

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Speaker 2: I saw that you were a math major, did you

482
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Speaker 2: and you were potentially going to pursue teaching.

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Speaker 4: Did you ever substitute? Did you ever teach at all?

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Speaker 4: Or did you go?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I taught. I taught in New York. And

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Speaker 5: then when I got to see you, just yes, you're

487
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Speaker 5: you're right. You guys are absolutely right. When I got

488
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Speaker 5: to l A, I was subbing, and I was subbing

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Speaker 5: in like the camps, and I didn't know the camps

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Speaker 5: was like a nice way to say teenage jail. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: So I would just go into like these jails with

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Speaker 5: these like teenage boys.

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Speaker 4: Like Juvie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, which we don't also even know if it's called that.

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Speaker 2: That's just what we know from movies and TV.

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Speaker 4: That's just like.

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Speaker 5: Like like I I know that they were teenagers. There

498
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Speaker 5: were only boys, and they couldn't leave.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, that's what I know, right, right.

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Speaker 5: You know, And I remember one day and it's like

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Speaker 5: you know, they're like you see bars and stuff. But

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Speaker 5: then when you teaching, there's a classroom that you teach in, right,

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Speaker 5: And I remember one day and I'm like, I'm like

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Speaker 5: fresh to La. So I'm like like, I don't know,

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Speaker 5: twenty four maybe wow, And so I'm actually looking like

506
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Speaker 5: i'm their age, right, So first there company they think that,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, they sent us a present, and it's.

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Speaker 3: Like no, no.

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Speaker 5: So so then there's just you know, I didn't realize

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Speaker 5: you think you know, as you said, Kurt, it's like

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Speaker 5: you see all these things on TV, and so I'm

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Speaker 5: thinking that a lot of like gang stuff that you say,

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking that that's just like fabrication fiction. I'm thinking that,

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Speaker 5: like there's not really tension between black community and Mexican community,

515
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Speaker 5: you know. And that day when I was in the class,

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Speaker 5: this fight breaks out between this like first hand, first

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Speaker 5: well first and last day. Let's i mean, let's be

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Speaker 5: for real.

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Speaker 3: Back I didn't go back.

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Speaker 5: It was a long drive, but yeah, it's like in

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Speaker 5: Pomona somewhere.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not going to back. This was the

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Speaker 3: fight was the third strike on the drive there. I

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Speaker 3: was like, I don't think this is going to work.

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Speaker 4: And then when.

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Speaker 5: There was gang violence, I said, it's definitely not gonna work.

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Speaker 3: But this fight broke out and I'm like.

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Speaker 5: I'm like shocked, and then being like trying to be

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Speaker 5: like the Michelle Pfeiffer of this, you know, I'm like,

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Speaker 5: what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Boys, what's going on?

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Speaker 5: And then one of the boys, I can't remember which one,

533
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Speaker 5: said he killed my mother, my cousin's mother, and.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is way above my paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't talk out these feelings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just thought one of them hated long division

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Speaker 2: in a way.

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Speaker 3: That was that was That was a really good joke.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, and so yeah, that didn't last very long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a tough job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gotta be one of the I think the

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Speaker 1: hardest jobs ever.

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Speaker 4: My god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna tease this into a break. Are

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Speaker 1: we ready for that, guys? Oh heck yes, I love

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Speaker 1: a break all right. Here it comes.

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Speaker 4: It comes, a good tease, I feel it coming.

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Speaker 1: New York City man rescued twice in two days on

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Speaker 1: Arizona ikes.

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Speaker 4: O, yep, we'll get into it, ump and the US.

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Speaker 1: News from around.

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Speaker 4: Folks.

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Speaker 1: We are back on, Yes we are, Nan Scott. Did

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Speaker 1: you have any shout outs before we get back to

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Speaker 1: our fantastic guest.

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Speaker 2: I do just have a few that I can get

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Speaker 2: through kind of quick. One is too Jasmine and Olegg

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Speaker 2: and Munich. Just the banana boys are thinking of you.

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Speaker 4: You know why, We know why.

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Speaker 2: Ashland Hurley sent in a shout out. This is actually

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Speaker 2: a sad one, but she's a very optimistic and wonderful Bananamal.

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Speaker 2: This is the sixth anniversary of her younger brother passing

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Speaker 2: or her brother passing, Tristan, but she says he would

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Speaker 2: have for sure been a bananimal and she was just

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Speaker 2: thinking about him, so she wanted to give him a

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Speaker 2: shout out. So we're sending some love back towards Ashland.

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Speaker 4: Way.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Quinn Fromerica. Quinn got a promotion. She's

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Speaker 2: super proud of him, so we are too.

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Speaker 4: Way to go, Quinn. And here's one that will warm

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Speaker 4: your banana heart. Hurt.

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Speaker 2: Angela met her friend Kim through bananas, so we're making friendships.

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Speaker 2: We're making BFFs, animal friends for life and they are

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Speaker 2: banana friends in the wild. Thanks for being such a

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Speaker 2: great friend, Kim, that's what Angelina says, and helping her

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Speaker 2: through bad days and that's all I got. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: the shout outs, everybody. We love to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, that's great. I love that people are are

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Speaker 1: meeting because of bananas. That's so sweet and absolutely of

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Speaker 1: course we are here with the the the fantastically talented

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Speaker 1: and wonderful Zanab Johnson. How you doing banana? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, at the end of the episode, please give

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Speaker 2: us your best bananas.

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Speaker 3: Banana Sorry Okay.

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Speaker 1: We actually had We had Aaron Brockovich on, and Aaron

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Speaker 1: Brokovic said bananas. We someone counted two hundred and eight

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Speaker 1: times in sixty minutes. It was amazing. She just kept

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Speaker 1: saying like, well, that's bananas, and I was.

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Speaker 4: Just like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: She would she would say like, well, Kurt, you know

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Speaker 2: what's bananas about that?

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Speaker 4: The whole world's bananas.

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Speaker 2: But the world is bananas, and we're dealing with banana

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Speaker 2: things all the time. Scott, it's banana's right. And we

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00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 2: had only done like six episodes, so we're like, I

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Speaker 2: guess one in ten banana guests are just going to

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Speaker 2: say all the time.

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Speaker 5: You know, you know, when you're watching a film, in

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Speaker 5: the title of the film, like at whatever point in

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Speaker 5: the film where they finally say the title yes, and

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Speaker 5: it feels like, oh there.

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Speaker 3: It is so Scotty.

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Speaker 5: You've said, Banana's like three times in this episode, and

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Speaker 5: every time you've said it, I felt like that moment

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Speaker 5: in a film, like there.

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Speaker 4: It is he has been taken. Yeah, exactly, I.

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Speaker 3: Know there's that Banana.

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Speaker 1: I have a very specific set of peals Banana, good merchant.

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Speaker 1: Thank him?

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Speaker 2: Alrighty CURTI, what did you tease us into it? I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, so long ago, here it is you ready?

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Speaker 1: New York City man rescued twice in two days on

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Speaker 1: Arizona hikes.

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Speaker 4: This is classic class.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by the wonderful Aaron Erdman. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Aaron is So this was This is

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Speaker 1: in the Associated Press, published March eighth, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: So this just happened, good one, And this is published

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Speaker 1: in US News. New York City man, who needed to

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Speaker 1: be rescued twice on consecutive days while hiking into northern

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Speaker 1: Arizona Mountain Range is urging others to pay more attention

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Speaker 1: to winter weather than he did. Quote warning, unless you

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Speaker 1: are an experienced alpine mountaineer, which doesn't even said.

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Speaker 2: Who is in these days? All three of us clearly are.

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Speaker 1: Do not attempt Humphrey's Peak in the winter, said Philip

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Speaker 1: Vasto in an online post. The twenty eight year old

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn man first called nine one one last Wednesday at

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Speaker 1: seven pm to say he got lost while hiking on

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Speaker 1: Humphrey's Trail. The statement didn't identify Vesto by name, telling

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Speaker 1: the newspaper and a story published Tuesday that he was

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Speaker 1: an experienced tiger but had underestimated the difficult conditions. He says,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, if I start early in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'll have all the time in the world to reach

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Speaker 1: the summit, Vasto said of his second attempt. The trail

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Speaker 1: runs five point five miles of steep, rocky train between

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Speaker 1: Arizona Snowball Ski Resort in Humphrey's Peak, state's highest point,

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Speaker 1: an elevation of twelve six hundred and thirty three feet,

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Speaker 1: So that's up there.

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Speaker 4: That's high. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: During the first rescue, tracked vehicles from the ski resort.

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Speaker 1: The travel on snow drove Vasto off, so like ski

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Speaker 1: cats or whatever drove up and got him. He declined

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Speaker 1: medical attention, so he was fine. He just called nine

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Speaker 1: one one at seven pm. It's dark, it's dark house.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to get back. But at five

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Speaker 1: pm the next day. The next day, Vasto called nine

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Speaker 1: one one to say he needed help after injuring himself

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Speaker 1: in a fall near a ridge on the Humphreys Trail.

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Speaker 1: Arizona Department Public Safety rescue helicopter was sent up to

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Speaker 1: pick him up. Oh good, there was another shiker who

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Speaker 1: uh oh yeah. Then at that point, they they said,

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Speaker 1: they gave him. He They provided him with preventive search

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Speaker 1: and rescue education about the conditions on the trail and

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Speaker 1: the approaching with a storm, and encouraged him to not

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Speaker 1: attempt the hike again. There was another hiker who found

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Speaker 1: him and Phil and said it was quote very apparent

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Speaker 1: that he wasn't prepared for the climate that he had

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Speaker 1: gotten himself into.

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Speaker 4: Sounds about all right, oh man.

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Speaker 1: But also he said, I really love Phil's perseverance. I

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Speaker 1: hope that he makes it to the top someday. We

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Speaker 1: hope you make it to the top someday too. But

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Speaker 1: maybe in the summertime, when you're not putting people's lives

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Speaker 1: at risk because you continually do the same mistake over.

665
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Speaker 2: We all pay a lot of taxes just to get

666
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: the gas in those helicopters, So maybe, uh, maybe don't

667
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 2: do that.

668
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Speaker 1: Please, God, do you remember.

669
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Speaker 3: So totally him?

670
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 6: Well?

671
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 5: Love, I love it now they put the location of

672
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 5: the person. It creates context so easily in a story,

673
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 5: you know, like oh, New Yorker who.

674
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: Was trying to hike?

675
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 5: Okay, well we know this is going to be bad, right,

676
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 5: or like Florida, man, Okay, we know somebody did something right, right, Yes,

677
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 5: but this is totally totally me.

678
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: I remember when I went to Hawaii.

679
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 5: There's this big I can't remember the name of the hike,

680
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 5: but they tell you it takes two days.

681
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: People normally do it in two days.

682
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 5: They go up and then you get to this beautiful beach, right,

683
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 5: It's like it's like twelve miles each way.

684
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 3: Wow.

685
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 5: And you get to this beautiful beach and they usually

686
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 5: camp out and then they make their way back the

687
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 5: next day. But I was in Hawaii alone, Oh yeah,

688
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 5: and I said, can I hike twenty four.

689
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 3: Miles in a day?

690
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 6: Oh?

691
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: My god, I think I can? I think I can?

692
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 5: I think I can. And so I had my flashlight,

693
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 5: I had all the things ready. I was going to

694
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 5: leave at four o'clock in the morning, because you know,

695
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 5: you can leave like a little bit as right, and

696
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 5: all of these things, right, I didn't do it. OK,

697
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 5: here's what And now everybody that I told, I mean,

698
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 5: I like share my location, you know everything, and everybody's

699
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,719
Speaker 5: like are you sure. They're like, well, if anybody can

700
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 5: do it, you can do The only reason why I didn't.

701
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: Get a chance to do it is because that stain

702
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 3: the same.

703
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 5: The evening before I was supposed to go on a hike,

704
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 5: my realtor called me and said, you got that. I

705
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 5: bought a house that same around at the same time, he

706
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 5: was like, you got the house. You gotta fly you're

707
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 5: going into escort, you gotta fly back. And so instead

708
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 5: of going on a hike, I flew back to lad Oh.

709
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 4: Oh, but did you keep the headlamp on? Be honest,

710
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 4: I did. Let's see that paperwork click.

711
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 5: So you know, Scotty, according according to your logic, the

712
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 5: house saved me from an emergency rescue.

713
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. You could have done it.

714
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: You were prepared, like, yeah, four am, you got a headlamp,

715
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: you're ready to go. We are big fans of walking

716
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: for long periods of time.

717
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a.

718
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Speaker 2: Matter of fact. We're gonna do another Door to shore.

719
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: What door to Shore was is I walk out the

720
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,959
Speaker 2: front door of my house. I live in Echo Park,

721
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 2: and then I walk from my door to the Pacific

722
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: Ocean and into the ocean. Kurt met me nearby and

723
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: we walked nineteen miles across Los Angeles. We raised money

724
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: for a really great charity, and we're gonna do it

725
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: again next September. So if you're in LA and you're

726
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 2: a long walk person, please join.

727
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would happily do it.

728
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 5: When I first moved here, I lived right at that

729
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 5: junction of Echo Park Silver Lake in Los Pelas.

730
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 3: You know where the this is right, Yeah, I lived

731
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 3: right there.

732
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Speaker 5: And because I didn't have any friends here or know

733
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 5: where I was going, I would just walk out of

734
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 5: my part. Yeah, and I would walk all the way

735
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 5: to Santa Monica.

736
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Speaker 1: Yes, I would.

737
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 3: Just walk all the way to the beach, exact walk.

738
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I would walk back.

739
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 5: Well, sometimes, like depending on what time of day live,

740
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 5: I would like sit in I would go to see

741
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 5: a movie and that would be like my break or

742
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 5: I would sit down and eat food and then I

743
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 5: would you.

744
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 3: Know, and then I would walk back.

745
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 5: I even would stop sometimes along the way and go

746
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 5: into like open houses.

747
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 3: What you guys got in here.

748
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're already used to doing like thirty miles

749
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: a day anyway, so this is twenty four miles was

750
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: not crazy for you.

751
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 5: I mean on the edge of a mountain, little git

752
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 5: it with the Pacific, it's a little bit different.

753
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: But you know, I remember when I first moved from

754
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: New York City to LA I was destroyed by how

755
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: like people would just go on hikes up fucking mountains.

756
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: I was just like, I like beat like ten minutes

757
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: in like heat, like. And I remember as we were

758
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: driving across country, we stopped in Utah and we're like,

759
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: let's go on a hike in Utah. We're staying over there,

760
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: beautiful state, and we chose this one. I was like,

761
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: there's a there's a cave. We can go into a cave.

762
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: And you I was like great and so, but what

763
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: it was was that the cave was on top of

764
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: a mountain and that you had to just walk like

765
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, it must have been a mile straight

766
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: up hill and it must have been like a thousand

767
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: feet of elevation. It was just trudging and trudging and trudging.

768
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: I was like so broken by the time we got there.

769
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: And then we got up there and then there's all

770
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: these like Utah people just there with kids, like three

771
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: year olds who like just walked up the mountain and

772
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I guess I'm out of I'm

773
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: out of shape. I'm out of shape. And then we

774
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: went into this like tour of this cave and it

775
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: was myself, my girlfriend who's now my wife, and a

776
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: family with like eight children, all seemingly all under the

777
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: ages of five. Somehow it's possible, yeah, And one of

778
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: them's name was Kale, and I know that because his

779
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: mom screamed Kale about one thousand times, and when you

780
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: scream inside of a cave, it's very loud.

781
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 4: And Klee was how do I say this?

782
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: Calee was a piece of shit? And he he is like,

783
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: you know, you're in a cave. It's like there's slag

784
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: tights and slag mites everywhere. It's a little dangerous, but

785
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: also like you're not supposed to touch anything. Like Kale

786
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: is slapping everything as he walks and then like screaming

787
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 1: at the top of his lungs and then like running away.

788
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 4: And it was.

789
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: At the end of it, I was like, I want

790
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: to get a vasectomy right now. Before I ever have children,

791
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: if I ever have a kale, and and I have goodness,

792
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: we have two kales now, guys, Okay.

793
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 3: I was about to say, can you imagine kale on

794
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 3: a plane?

795
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 4: I know, right, only on family airlines. I'm not getting

796
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 4: on there.

797
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, a cave is like an echoey plane, that's what.

798
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 4: Yes, it puts the lag tights on the plane for kids.

799
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 2: A slap that's a good selling point, free apple juice,

800
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: snilla wafers, and slap us the lag tight.

801
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 4: Here we go.

802
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 2: Here's one from Greer Dove, which is a great name.

803
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 2: That's any Grear Dove. And she told us this ties

804
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: into the store. Today is National Ranch Day. I believe

805
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: like ranch dressing like you live on a ranch of horses,

806
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 2: but maybe both.

807
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 4: I'm not going to look it up.

808
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 5: I mean, well, is ranch dressing named after an actual ranch?

809
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: That's a great question, is it? What's what is the

810
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: name of it? What's the name of that company? Though

811
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: it's hidden Valley Valley ranch? I bet you it is.

812
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: It's a ranch in a hidden valley.

813
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 4: Well, what a segue?

814
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: Hidden valid created a ranch diamond using actual ranch seasoning.

815
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 2: So this was written by Mike palm Rands. I'm gonna

816
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: have to look up where. But the lab grown salad

817
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 2: dressing inspired jem took five months to produce. So there's

818
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 2: concerns about the diamond trade.

819
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 4: Along with improving.

820
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 2: Technology, which has led to a steady increase in lab

821
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 2: grown diamonds, there's a lab grown diamond market, which.

822
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Oh it's Discover. Okay, so Mike

823
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 4: palm Rands for Discover.

824
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 2: Last year, one industry told Discover that it manufactured diamonds.

825
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 4: Oh excuse me.

826
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 2: That manufactured diamonds now make up as much as four

827
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 2: to six percent of diamond sales.

828
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 4: So you know, are they talk?

829
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: Are they cheaper? I want to know if it's cheaper

830
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: to have a manufactured diamond.

831
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 4: I don't know. I would hope not.

832
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm not looking.

833
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: People probably wouldn't buy them if they were less expensive.

834
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 2: I think part of buying them is to show your

835
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 2: neighbors what's up AnyWho. But if you need more proof

836
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 2: that the ability to produce gem grade diamonds continues to evolve,

837
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 2: here's a shocking first for salad and chicken wing lovers.

838
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 2: Hidden Valley Ranch created a first of its kind diamond

839
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 2: that was made from actual Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning.

840
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 4: The people at Hidden Valley are really going for it,

841
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 4: really doing it. They're cool. The resulting to carrot Diamond

842
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 4: ring described by HVR that's Hidden Valley Ranch for our

843
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 4: listeners at home.

844
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 2: Is a quote beautiful and timeless way for ranch lovers

845
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 2: to show their love for each other and Ran they

846
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: gotta get that company plug in there. It's being put

847
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 2: up for auction today and they're going to start bidding

848
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 2: at three hundred and ten dollars for this two carrot diamond.

849
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 2: I bet it goes up very, very high. But all

850
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 2: proceeds from this unique gift will go to feeding America,

851
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 2: So going to a good cast. So we're fully behind this.

852
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: But also it's only to feed them ranch dressing, yes,

853
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: just funnels, funnel system.

854
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, No, it's okay.

855
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: I've seen kids in restaurants that would be way okay

856
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 2: with that. Last year, when one of our custom Valentine's

857
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: Day bottles was used in a marriage proposal, we were inspired.

858
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 2: So Deb Crandall, the brand's marketing director, Deb the best

859
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: in the business. Crandall said in an announcement, we saw

860
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 2: love of Ranch become part of one's part of one

861
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: of life's most beautiful moments. It made us wonder how

862
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 2: can we make this act of love even more memorable?

863
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 4: Um? So how did they do it? Curdie B. I

864
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 4: know you were curious.

865
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: The Ranch Diamond began its life as ranch seasoning that

866
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: was heated to twenty five hundred degrees and then crush

867
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: beneath four hundred tons of pressure.

868
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 4: WHOA five months later, I don't know.

869
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: How you make a diamond?

870
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I wonder if it smells it all? No?

871
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: Now, five months later, out popped a lab produced diamond.

872
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 4: I bet it didn't pop out.

873
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: That was polished and given a round, brilliant cut before

874
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 2: being set in a fourteen carrot white bold band. The

875
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 2: finishing touch hasn' engraving on the inside, which is a

876
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 2: very bold choice of HVR. It says HVR LVR in

877
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: Valley Ranch Lover. So you can go to the Ranchdiamond

878
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 2: dot com. But animals, if you want to bid, hurry up.

879
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 2: I don't think the auction lasts very long.

880
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

881
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: So if they can do that, then like when you die,

882
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: you can be made into a diamond. Is that true?

883
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 4: I think you can?

884
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe.

885
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 3: This is Hitting Valley's version of an NFT This is love.

886
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 2: T Yeah it is, but it's going to a charity,

887
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: So we don't hate it.

888
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 3: But do we not?

889
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 4: We we medium like.

890
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 3: I liked it. It's I like it.

891
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 5: There's a charitable I think someone was like, this sucks.

892
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 5: We might want to add charity to this.

893
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 4: That's exactly what.

894
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, best in the business, barb.

895
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: All the fat cats that Hidden Valley were gonna make

896
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: some much some cash on this fucking diamond, Like, well,

897
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,439
Speaker 1: give it away, let's give it away, make people.

898
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 4: I bet we have a follow up on this one too.

899
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 4: We will.

900
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 2: I will keep an eye out for the story of

901
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: the couple that we get that proposes with the ranch diamond. Well,

902
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: we'll let them know. You know, this love is forever.

903
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: This love is ranch dressing. That's nice. I worked at

904
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 2: the River Cafe. Did you ever the River Cafe in Brooklyn?

905
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 2: Have you ever been down there?

906
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 3: No?

907
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: It's it was a roaring cool place in the eighties

908
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 2: and the eighties. It was like where to be seen.

909
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 2: It's right unto the Brooklyn Bridge. It's gorgeous.

910
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 4: It's on a barge.

911
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 2: It's on an old bar on a barge and like

912
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 2: every couple of years, somebody has to scoob underneath and

913
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 2: make sure everything's safe.

914
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 4: It's very strange.

915
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: But I was a valet and they had a separate

916
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 2: like kind of garden terrace sort.

917
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 3: Of Oh I have been I'm sorry.

918
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a flowery garden out front leads up

919
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 2: to it.

920
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 4: Sure.

921
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 2: So I had to wear like a white basically like

922
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: a white tuxedo. And I was a valet and it

923
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 2: was actually a very fun job. But they had tons

924
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: of weddings. I mean they would have weddings on Saturday

925
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 2: mornings and then another one on Saturday afternoons. If you

926
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Speaker 2: were a valet, you got like one hundred dollars bonus

927
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: because so many cars would come in on top of

928
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: the restaurant crowd.

929
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 4: It was a separate building. So we all really liked

930
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 4: it with this one time. Oh yeah.

931
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: So also you get a little not jaded, but like

932
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: you just see so many weddings and they go exactly

933
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: the same way, and you see the cad like coming

934
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 2: out and smoking and then going in for round two

935
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 2: to serve the next wedding.

936
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 4: You're like, Okay, what are we doing here?

937
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: But so they would always do wedding photos with the

938
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Bridge or the city in the background.

939
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful place.

940
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: Lots of people would always come down and do that

941
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: for even like high school graduation photos. So during those

942
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 2: times we had to kind of like control traffic. And

943
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of the wedding planners are absolute monsters,

944
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 2: like some of the worst people in the world, and

945
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 2: they would like bark at us like we were working

946
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 2: for them and being like get that car out of there.

947
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 4: And you're like, okay. So there's this group photo, all

948
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 4: the groomsmen, all the bridesmaids. Beautiful shot.

949
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 2: And I noticed how the cornermi, the biggest sewer rat

950
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in New York City, is limping. This

951
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: is middle of the day, on a Saturday, limping across

952
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: cobblestone in front of the River Cafe.

953
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: They don't see it. I see it.

954
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: And this thing has clearly hit the poison box somewhere too,

955
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: because it is either the drunkest rat in New York

956
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 2: City or it's on its last legs. And all day

957
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: long we've been getting yelled at by this wedding planner

958
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: and the manager who's named Scott Stamford, he was like

959
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 2: the calmest guy of all time. I was like, hey, Scott,

960
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: there's a giant rat over there, and he's like, uh huh.

961
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: He's like, just walk the other way. So I just

962
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: walked the other way, you know, direction listened to the

963
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: parking lot, and I looked back and he had grabbed

964
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: a laundry bag from from where all the valleys and

965
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: stuff and all the cooks would throw all their stuff

966
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 2: in at the end of the shift. And he just

967
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: kicks it into the bag casually while the photos the

968
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: wedding photos are being taken fifteen feet away, just starts

969
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 2: smacking it against the wall really calmly to get rid

970
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 2: of the rat. Walks over again about twenty feet away

971
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: from where the wedding photo is taking place, dumps it

972
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 2: in the river, dusts his hands on, and just walks.

973
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 4: Back into the restaurant. It's like that.

974
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: That is one way to handle a minor crisis on

975
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 2: a wedding.

976
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 4: God, it was so fun. A great job. Valet is

977
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 4: a great job. You get a little insight.

978
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 2: It's kind of like in Zoom we all get to

979
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: see each other's houses for like one room ballet.

980
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 4: You get a little slice of that person's life.

981
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm always concerned, not concerned, but I'm always thinking

982
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 5: about the valet, Like if I'm always apologizing, like I'm

983
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 5: so sorry I was just eating it smells like food

984
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 5: in there.

985
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

986
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wash my car, like I'm always apologizing to

987
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 5: the valet.

988
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 2: Yes, trust me. Whatever it is, the stuff we saw,

989
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: we curtain. I could do a whole episode of Bananaswar.

990
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: It's just stuff I saw. It was crazy, yeah, wild,

991
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: oh man. Cigar butts like cigar, like the end of

992
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 2: a cigar, just in the back seat, maybe like four

993
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 2: or five hundred of them, just like leaves on the

994
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: back of a guy's Cadillact, just like he just would

995
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 2: finish it, tamp it out, and throw it over his shoulder.

996
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 4: So it just smelled like you were sitting inside of

997
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: a cigar.

998
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: My car, my car is is disgusting. It is at

999
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: all times. I try and clean it and it just

1000
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: never gets clean. Because I have two kids. And I

1001
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: went to my friend. My friend is like an artist

1002
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: and he has had a showing in Venice, and so

1003
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: I drove over in this car and I'm like looking

1004
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: at all this art and is beautiful and I'm like

1005
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: so excited for him, like this great man, what a

1006
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: big deal. And he's like, hey, can you like we

1007
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: all ubered to the gallery, can you drive us to

1008
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: the restaurant that we're going to go to? And I

1009
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: was like sure, And I like start like like open

1010
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: like you know, pushing things out of the way and

1011
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: like getting my kids like car seats out, like you know,

1012
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: click click click, trying to put them in the trunk,

1013
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: and then they get into the car and they just

1014
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: all start laughing because it's like McDonald's boxes piled up,

1015
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: fucking cans a gummy bunny wrappers everywhere, and it was

1016
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: so filthy that they the entire way just laughed at

1017
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: the filth that was my life because all of them

1018
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: don't have children.

1019
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 4: And I was just like, this is just how it is, guys.

1020
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm a bad parrot. Sometimes I go

1021
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 4: to McDonald's.

1022
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: I go to McDonald's, I take my kids there.

1023
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing wrong with that. You're just living a dad life.

1024
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 3: I'm I've like changed the bit.

1025
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 5: My car is pretty, especially living in LA you have

1026
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 5: to valet a lot, you know, but also my mom,

1027
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 5: her car is stealthy and it's like you and you

1028
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 5: know how They're like you turn into your parents.

1029
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 3: So the moment my start my car.

1030
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 5: Starts getting I'm like, oh no, no, no, I gotta because

1031
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 5: my mom's car will have things that a car like.

1032
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 5: It'll be like nine dinner settings like you like.

1033
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 6: Are you like like we got to get you.

1034
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 5: Some tubbaware, Like why are you eating full glass plates?

1035
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 3: To me, It'll be just like just.

1036
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 5: Like a bookshelf, like why is there a bookshelf in

1037
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 5: your car? Just like random things. I'm like, no, no, no,

1038
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 5: this is this is terrible.

1039
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: That is the one they like. My wife will always

1040
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: just bring a glass of like a house glass into

1041
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: the car, and it always like breaks my mind. I'm like,

1042
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: why is the house glass in the car? And it

1043
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: doesn't bother her at all. I feel like there's two

1044
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: types of people. People who are like I think it's

1045
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: okay to just bring a normal house glass into a car,

1046
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: and people were like, no, you're gonna have a travel mug.

1047
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna have something with a little top on it.

1048
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 2: You know, something that if you're in an accident, doesn't

1049
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: turn into a sharp and projectile and cut someone's head off.

1050
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 4: That's interesting.

1051
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna throw it. I'm gonna finish us

1052
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: out on this episode with a little, a little one.

1053
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 4: I'll just give it a one special.

1054
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: Here it is. I mean, I'm not even gonna read

1055
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: this one. All right, guys, it's gonna look at it.

1056
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I mean, I'm not gonna tell you.

1057
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give you the title and you're gonna

1058
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: have to figure it out on your own.

1059
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 4: Here it is.

1060
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: Okay, this is from the Independent, so you know it's true.

1061
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: Eating vegetables quote unlikely to protect against heart disease, study says,

1062
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: So guys, we don't have to worry about that anymore.

1063
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: Zay and av thank you so much for coming on

1064
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: the podcast. We really appreciate it. And then plug plug away,

1065
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: tell us everything where you can find you all that

1066
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Speaker 1: sort of stuff.

1067
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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you so much for having me. Everybody, if

1068
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Speaker 5: you haven't checked out upload check it out. It's on

1069
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1070
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Speaker 3: Uh.

1071
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Speaker 5: It premiered March tenth, the second seeds the March eleventh,

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Speaker 5: the second season, So watch the first one, watch the

1073
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Speaker 5: second one. If you want to follow me, come to

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Speaker 5: my show see me live. Then every social media platform

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Speaker 5: A B.

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Speaker 3: Johnson.

1078
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You were wonderful.

1079
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: Let's go out with the bananas. Let's go out with

1080
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 2: the little bananas. How about that curve?

1081
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1082
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 5: Okay, so I just say bananas, always say bananas.

1083
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 3: All of it.

1084
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 2: Anyone you want together, Eddie, It's very exciting. Three two one.

1085
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 3: Bye now.

1086
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 5: Long.

1087
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production.

1088
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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

1089
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 4: The music by Kahan, and all of our.

1090
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: Artwork is done by Travis Millard.

1091
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,440
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1092
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,640
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1093
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,759
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1095
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