1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: All right, come on, see, let's go. You have a 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: timeline for just a sorry person. I got a partner 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: I used to work with. 4 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 2: I ain't gonna say his name, Russell. 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: His name though, Russell. Well how we know his name? Russell? 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,240 Speaker 2: Hey? You for real? 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: Right now it's slipped out. Well it's out there now, 8 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: we don't know. He's a timeline Russell. 9 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,200 Speaker 2: Uh. And this is what he would do. You ready, 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 2: four times a month, four five times a month at 11 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 2: least seven am, the alarm go off, get the snooze, 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 2: wake up at seven forty five? 13 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. I don't know who got a forty. 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,639 Speaker 2: Five minute news, but he had one put in special 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 2: on his clock. I hate a clock. He would call 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:02,959 Speaker 2: in to let us know he runs late. Now in 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: his mind, that'll give him thirty minutes, which means he 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 2: gonna hit the road, the highway at eight thirty. But 19 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:17,119 Speaker 2: he waited toll eight to make the phone. 20 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: But he waits eight thirty a m. He in traffic. 21 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: He make his second call. 22 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,559 Speaker 2: Back in to us in the boss to complain about 23 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: how bad the traffic. 24 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Russell. 25 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 2: Which means he may not make it till nine, which 26 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: gives him another thirty minutes. 27 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: Okay, genius, but. 28 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 2: They really don't ever expect him to ten thirty. Now, 29 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 2: since you don't have to be there to ten thirty. 30 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: Russell then took his ass and got some breaks. This boy. 31 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 2: Russell sitting down eating breakfast. Somewhere around eleven thirty. Russell 32 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 2: has now arrived at work. Man, he go immediately to 33 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 2: the supervisor's desk to complain about how. 34 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: Bad the traffic was right now. 35 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 2: Then every time he at the desk, he always makes 36 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:34,399 Speaker 2: sure he slips this phrase in Wow, look at the time, man, 37 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 2: I gotta get towards like you just come to it. 38 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 2: He said, fresh too, loo, Wow, man, look at her 39 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: hell I got. 40 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 41 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: Now that's somewhere around eleven forty five, left forty five. 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 2: He bs to twelve as an emails personal emails. 43 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: Mostly he go to lunch at twelve thirty. 44 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, lunch, twelve thirty. 45 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: I love Russell. 46 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: Russ because we was in sales. Russ taking two hour lunch. 47 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 2: He's back at two thirty. But then he makes sure 48 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 2: he stopped back by the supervisor his office, but this 49 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 2: time just to show his face and you know, just 50 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 2: some some bs, yes, just bs conversation, how about them, cowboy. 51 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: I love it. 52 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: Man badly about the people in these hurricanes. Ain't that saying? Yeah, 53 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 2: it's always current events to care? Yeah? Oh okay, oh man, 54 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 2: all right, So now it's three thirty, right. He gets 55 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 2: back to his desk, and he had the desk and 56 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 2: he playing the game of pong pong, because back then 57 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 2: that's all we had was a p po. He's back 58 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 2: at his desk and he's playing pong. He had deck 59 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 2: of cards and he played a little solitaire, which. 60 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: He always wants. 61 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 2: He's gonna strack a card down fifteen in a row, well, fifteen, 62 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 2: who hell wins? 63 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: Fifteen games of solitaril boy got that kind of time. 64 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: Then they do personal emails to about four. Eh. Now 65 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: it's time to clock out. Got to get the hell 66 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: out of him. Now. His next step of clocking out 67 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: is very important. When he goes to the clock, he 68 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: makes sure that the clock. 69 00:04:55,040 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 2: Time in pays eight. So he gone clock out it 70 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 2: for yeah, because you know you need all them ours. Yeah, 71 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 2: I'm late. 72 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with how many hours of pay. 73 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 2: So he had a little magnet and a screwdriver and 74 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 2: he could take the magnet and put it on the 75 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: face of the clock and turn the hands and the 76 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 2: screwdriver blocked it from clicking back. 77 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: Then as soon as it said. 78 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 2: Eight, he slided a card in a Chink Chick book 79 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 2: and get him an eight o'clock. 80 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: Man. 81 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 2: Yes, that's a lot of work, lazy, four to five 82 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 2: times a month. 83 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 1: And that right there. You think that was hard, that's 84 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: what rus say. Put in another hard day, man, say 85 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: th same thing all over again. 86 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 2: No, he don't do too in a row. He's spreading 87 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 2: them up. 88 00:05:54,880 --> 00:06:03,679 Speaker 1: This is all this Friday getting in here made me something. 89 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: It really happened. He took all current events and made 90 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: him affect him lots people. This is Kirk Franklin. Hey, 91 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: this is Chaka Kahan. What's going on? This is your 92 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: boy Check Hark. Hey, this is Chloe Kardashian. This is 93 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: your boy Chris Brown. What your boy? 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