1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,960 Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: dangerous or on a Cincinnati team. It's my quarterback. They 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: are what we thought they were about. Hello, you play 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: to win the day. They want you to cook the dinner. 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: At least they ought to let your shot for some 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: of the grocery. And on the way up, we're gonna 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: buy a kneecap all getting me playoffs. I'm just here 8 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,799 Speaker 1: so I won't get fine. How could he not be 9 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: romantic about football happen? Oh, hello, my little romanticals. Welcome 10 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 1: to bench with Banetta. I already made it weird, guys. 11 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be back in the hot seat 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: in the studio. I have to put on megap for 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: Liss and my podcast. Not fair, not cool. There's cameras 14 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: in here now, but people want more of a bench 15 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: with Banetta, and I don't blame them. Joining me in 16 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: the studio is Junkyard dog justin Graver. Some people are 17 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: saying that they're not cool with Junkyard Dogga as your nickname. 18 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: One person said that the people are talking nevertheless, Yeah 19 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: do you hate it? If you hate it, will go No, 20 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: it's cool, grave digger or whatever. I just wanted something original. 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: I like it. It's a it's an ode to the 22 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: one of my favorite basketball players of all times, grappy, 23 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,279 Speaker 1: hard work in Jerome Williams Raptors. Let's go baby boom. 24 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: Uh Okay, I have actually something hot to say right 25 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: off the bat, and I would love your opinion. Um. 26 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 1: I went up into the woods this weekend. I like 27 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: to get away. I like to hide from people because 28 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: I don't like people except for you. Uh. And we's 29 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 1: a long car ride, and I was trying to ask 30 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: my brother and my boyfriend Pete, did you see this 31 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: thing that went viral last week? People were asking what 32 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 1: is your hottest food take? Yeah, a lot of people 33 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: were talking about melons and watermelons stupid, they're all delicious. 34 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: My brother had a hot take that I actually agree with. 35 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: Maybe this has been at a thing. Boiled hot dogs 36 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, wait, that's not that hot of a take. 37 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: That's fine. Boiled hot dogs. I thought that was like 38 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: a disgusting thing. They look disgusting because they don't and 39 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: they don't like get that char but like a hot 40 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: dog is never gonna be like, hold on, be careful food. 41 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: What you're saying, what did you say, gourmet hot dogs 42 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: are great, but like in general, a hot dog is 43 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: not like gonna be your favorite food dish? Is fit graver? Craver, 44 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: Did I tell you that I almost died in Russia 45 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: because I ate too many hot dogs? Wow? I don't 46 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 1: have a goal bladder anymore, folks. It is because I 47 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: ate too many hot dogs. When I was in Russia 48 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: covering the World Cup, I was in a Russian hospital 49 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: for three and a half days and no one knew 50 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: what was wrong with me. That's wild. It was really scary. Actually, 51 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: nobody knew. I just like kind of disappeared from set 52 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: and everyone was like, where's Rachel, And they're like, I 53 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,239 Speaker 1: don't know, it's probably out a game. I was in 54 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: the hospital getting tested for everything. Not one nurse spoke English. 55 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: Oh my gods, hot dogs like made of a different No. 56 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: The thing was, it just like wasn't set up well, 57 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: we weren't fed very well, we weren't taking care of properly, 58 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: and we all we really had to eat was chocolate bars. 59 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: And so when I got the chance to eat actual food, 60 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: it was at a stadium and your girl, so lambs 61 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: and hot dogs. I love hot dogs. I still to 62 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: this day, love hot dogs, even though I have seen 63 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: a TikTok video of a hot dog on our own microscope, 64 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: do not recommend for my fellow hot dog levers. It's 65 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: that almost Russia didn't mess. Russia did not damage my 66 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: relationship with hot dogs. A TikTok almost killed it. Let 67 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: me tell you, um, hot dogs are delicious food, don't 68 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: They are just like hot boiled hot dogs passable. I 69 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: feel like there's just not that vaga difference between a 70 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: boiled hot dog and a grilled hot dog outside of 71 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: the appearance. Do you put hot dogs on top of 72 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: your macaroni and cheese? I have when I was don't rude. Okay, 73 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: let's let's get to something that I've been looking forward to, 74 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: maybe all week long. My fellow co host the brains 75 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: of this show really our good friend Mohan. He wasn't 76 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: here last week because we told the people of this 77 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: good podcast. He went on a Disney cruise. As a 78 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 1: full adult. He went on a Disney cruise. And I 79 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 1: know that there is like this section of the world 80 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: that loves Disney even as an adult. I don't get it. 81 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: I like to watch Disney movies, sure, but I'm not 82 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: like gonna have my wedding at Disney and there's did 83 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: you hear about this, like whole apartment complex that's gonna 84 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: be in Disney, like a Disney World that you can 85 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: live in. Now it sounds sick, It sounds weird, sounds 86 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: sick and like the cool way. No, not a Nichoy, 87 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: you're a Disney guy. No, No, I love Disneyland, but 88 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: I have would you get married there? No? I have 89 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: some friends who are extremely into Disney. Same so hey, 90 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: Molan is one of them. You guys, Mohan is one 91 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: of them. He went in a Disney cruise last week 92 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: and we had some concerns. We did have some concerns. 93 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: Roll tape. Mohan is on a Disney cruise celebrating his 94 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 1: COVID cruise. COVID cruise. Why he is doing this is 95 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: beyond me. No, he's celebrating his mom's birthday. He was 96 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: supposed to go on this crew and then cruise and 97 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: then COVID hit. Yeah two years ago. Thank god he 98 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: didn't go on it, because you imagine if you got 99 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: stuck on it for like a month. The cruise situations 100 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 1: were really bad at in the beginning of kind of 101 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: how it all started. Yeah, and maybe how it's all 102 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: gonna start up again. Thanks a lot, Mohan, enjoy your 103 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: COVID cruise. I'm just kidding. I think he's having a 104 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 1: lot of fun. Oh my goodness. Okay, so we are 105 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: welcoming in Mohan to the studio via cell phone. I 106 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 1: wonder why mo? First off, how was the Disney cruise? 107 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: Did you meet a princess? Did you fall in love? 108 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: Was it? Was it as magical as you as you 109 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: dreamed of? Tell us everything? Well, its cruise. Hold on, 110 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: it was your second one. We didn't even register that fact. Okay, 111 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: it's your second Disney cruise. Go on, apologies, Well, yeah, 112 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: so we didn't do anything. You said, I wasn't a 113 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 1: cold cruise. And I got back and I took a 114 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: test and I was positive. Oh after two and a 115 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: half years of not even having a cold, I got it. Okay, Well, 116 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,239 Speaker 1: first thing, I got it. But I'm doing okay. First 117 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,919 Speaker 1: things first, exactly, your good friend Rage checked up on 118 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: you asap. You said you were you've you've got a cold, 119 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 1: you got some sniffles. You're at home, you're resting, you're napping, 120 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: you're watching Spider Man on a loop. I suspect Um, 121 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 1: what was the best part. Okay, well, well, for the record, 122 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,919 Speaker 1: I didn't go by myself, so I don't want anyone 123 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,720 Speaker 1: to think of them a weirdo. I went with eleven 124 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: of my immediate family. Wow. And we were celebrating my 125 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: mom's seventieth birthday and that happened two years ago. Amazing. 126 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: And we pushed this and pushed this until now and 127 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: we're like, it's now, we're never and we all went 128 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 1: and it's just magical. You can't just say it's just magical. 129 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: We're the Okay, Yeah, let me just like give you 130 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: a little breakdown. We had three rooms, all right next 131 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: to each other. I shared a room with my parents. 132 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: They had a bed, and then there was a bunk bed, 133 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: like two singles in a bunk bed. I supped in 134 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: the top bunk, and then there was a kid rotating 135 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: like one of my nieces. Your nephews rotated on the 136 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: bottom bunk. I'm just picturing you crushing like Disney themed 137 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: pancakes every morning. Was it just like ridiculous food over 138 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 1: the top all the time. Yeah. Yeah. They had Mickey 139 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: Mouse shural waffles. Um, that's probably the best thing, Mohan. 140 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: We're so happy that you're back. We miss you here 141 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: in studio. We're so glad that you're feeling okay. Um, 142 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: and we were right. That's that's really all we have 143 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 1: to say. Right Graver, we were right, we were right. 144 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: He's saying, we were right. Love it. We'll see you 145 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 1: next week, pal, We were right, guys, we were right. 146 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: Our friend Mohan, he survived for the COVID cruise. He's 147 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: going to be back next week. Disney cruise. I don't 148 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: think he could pay me to go on one. I 149 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: have been on a cruise once and it was depressing. Okay, 150 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: So Mohan's gonna be back in studio next week. We're 151 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 1: so happy that he is going to be sitting next 152 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: to me. Another crazy thing that happened. Let's get to 153 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: some football, shall we? On this football podcast. An article 154 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 1: came out on the Boston Globe I think today, right 155 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,840 Speaker 1: on Tuesday, written by Ben Volan, who's a pretty big deal, 156 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: I'm told. And you know, everyone's got question marks about 157 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: Tom Brady. What was the retirement on retirement, what's Bruce 158 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: arians doing? What? A lot of questions still and of 159 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: course this is all speculation. This is an article written 160 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: purely under speculation from sources. Oh, la la, I will 161 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,559 Speaker 1: say I did hear inklings of this during Super Bowl Week? 162 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: Did I tell you this? Graver, we get to what 163 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: it is you said this. I legitimately got really excited 164 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: that Tom Brady was going to go to the Dolphins. Listen, 165 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: sometimes yourazy super Bowl Week. Some people he cople couple 166 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,680 Speaker 1: to many beverages. They spell some secrets to people they 167 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: shouldn't spell, including me. I heard some things about Tom 168 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 1: Brady going to the Dolphins. I heard some things, Okay, 169 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: other people heard some things. Started to blow up on 170 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: the internet. We're all asking what happened. And then, of 171 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: course of the league meetings. I think it was Mike 172 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: McDaniel who said he's not coming. Everyone just chill out, 173 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: he's not coming. As fake news, it's all of us. 174 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,079 Speaker 1: We're like, Oh, he's going back to the bucks. Is 175 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: Gronk joining him? I don't know. We're gonna find out. 176 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,439 Speaker 1: But anyways, this article kind of details what could have 177 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: happened during that time of will he won't he? As 178 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,680 Speaker 1: he retired, as he unretired, where is he going? So 179 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it some snippets from this article just 180 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: so that I'm getting it right. Basically. In this article, 181 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 1: it's saying that there were two reasons that he left 182 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,280 Speaker 1: the Bucks. One his relationship with Brusirians, which has been 183 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,840 Speaker 1: widely talked about and speculated about for the last few 184 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: weeks since Brusirians stepped down his head coach, so that 185 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: that came out. February eighteenth was when that was first 186 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: put on Twitter that Brady and Bruce arians honeymoon was 187 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: over in Tampa. So that was kind of old news. 188 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: But that's where this timeline sort of starts, and it 189 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 1: kind of makes it sick and twisted because Tom Brady 190 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,079 Speaker 1: came to Bruce arians like press conference as he was 191 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: stepping down, he sat in the front row. Let's a 192 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 1: little weird, okay. And then the other reason that they 193 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: say he left the Bucks was because Dolphins owner Stephen 194 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: Ross and I quote from this article, presented Brady with 195 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: a golden opportunity to get into the business of the NFL. 196 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: He was going to be given a position high in 197 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: the Miami front office I believe to be a minority owner, okay, 198 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: and then he was gonna hire Sean Payton as the 199 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: head coach. Then he was gonna unretire and come back 200 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: and be the quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. That's bon curse. 201 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: Could you imagine that? Almost seems like not cool. Oh, 202 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 1: this would have been the craziest story sports even period, 203 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 1: getting Sean Payton to retire as a Saints head coach, 204 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 1: who hinted at the time that he may not be 205 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: Sean Payton doing. Now that this is all okay, the 206 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: reason why it all fell through was this, according to 207 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: this article that was written on the Boston Club. Okay, 208 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: we're not saying anything speculation. Just hours later, on February first, 209 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: Flores filed his lawsuit against the Dolphins and the NFL, 210 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 1: alleging racial discrimination, as well as making explosive allegations against Ross, 211 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 1: the guy that's trying to organize all of this stuff, 212 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 1: of trying to lose games intentionally, and of tampering with 213 00:11:55,120 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 1: a certain star quarterback whoa oh my goodness. Okay, so 214 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 1: all of this stuff happening, I think then made Brady 215 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: kind of take a few steps back, and so to them, 216 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: their whole plan was messed up, in Brady's opinion. On 217 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 1: March twelfth, he goes to that Man United game. He 218 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: has that great you know conversation with Ronaldo that we 219 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: all saw. We're saying, is he coming back? Oh my god. 220 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: The speculation at this point is like Brady can't be done. 221 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 1: He's coming back. Where the heck is he going? Man? 222 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 1: You is owned by the same people that own the Bucks, right, 223 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,960 Speaker 1: So it sounds like he went there to hash it 224 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 1: over with the owner, say hey, maybe get rid of 225 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: Prusirians and I'll come back and play bingo bengo. It 226 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: is April twelfth. He got kind of what he wanted 227 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 1: in one way. Does this happen though, like next year? 228 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: That's what That's how he wraps up this article. He 229 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 1: wraps up this article by saying, if there are no 230 00:12:55,960 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: extra years tacked on to Brady's current contract with the Bucks, 231 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,320 Speaker 1: then the Brady two Miami rumors will heat up again 232 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:09,200 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three. This seems like can a player tamper? Yeah? Absolutely, 233 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: This seems like tampering to like the maximum extreme. You 234 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:17,440 Speaker 1: were basically just like picking and choosing your team, your coach, 235 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: in the place that you want to live, that you 236 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: think you can be successful and win a Super Bowl, 237 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: and it's just madness. As a player slash part owner 238 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: minority owner in the division against the team that you 239 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: spent twenty years with and won five Super Bowls with 240 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: six Super Bowls. Listen, let me let me just say, 241 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 1: if this were to happen, I would love to watch 242 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: it all go down. I would love to watch Tom 243 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: Brady play for the Dolphins play against Belichick madness. As fans, 244 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: we want to see that madness. Yep. And I will say, like, 245 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 1: I think Ben Vollan did a good bit of forensic 246 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: work here. You kind of like piece together random reports 247 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,640 Speaker 1: like that tweet I mentioned about the Arians Brady relationship 248 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 1: souring h report from Mike Florio Pro Football talk about 249 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,080 Speaker 1: that the Dolphins were about to offer Brady this minority 250 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,680 Speaker 1: ownership stake. So it's like he kind of did a 251 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,440 Speaker 1: lot of work here to put all this together, but 252 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 1: we still don't know how much is really true. Yeah, 253 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,000 Speaker 1: this is again, this is like all speculation. But where 254 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 1: there's smoke, there's fire, Honey. We keep on hearing these things, 255 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 1: We keep on hearing Brady to Miami. Obviously there is 256 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: some truth to this. What the exact truth is, we 257 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: are not sure. But I'm hoping that we are going 258 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 1: to find out more. I'm hoping that this kind of 259 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,520 Speaker 1: same thing happens next year. Because this is just too juicy. 260 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 1: This is just too juicy to not enjoy as a 261 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: sports fan. This is all safe space. Tell me your deepest, 262 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: darkest secrets. DMS now open, Okay, Graver, I've never been 263 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 1: more afraid to open my DMS than I am feeling 264 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 1: at this moment. I am going to ask you to 265 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: tell me your Vegas story. Everyone's got one. I have one. 266 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it in a second. I'm going to 267 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: Las Vegas for the draft coming up end of April 268 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 1: in just a few weeks. These kids' dreams are gonna 269 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: come true. I'm so excited to be there. I've never 270 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 1: gone to a draft. It's gonna be amazing. The only 271 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: issue is that I am not a Vegas person, and 272 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 1: I am going to be there for longer than I've 273 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,680 Speaker 1: ever been in Vegas before in my life. I am 274 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 1: a two night maximum. What are you? Are you a 275 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,960 Speaker 1: Vegas person? I am actually a Vegas person. What do 276 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: you whoa? What do you like about it? Do you 277 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: see shows? Do you just like to peruse around dinners? 278 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,400 Speaker 1: I like to gamble? Ooh, I don't think you can 279 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: say that on this podcast on sports. I would never 280 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 1: bet on sports as an employee of the NFL Orus. Okay, 281 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: you like the slots, the penny slots. I like table games. 282 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: I like blackjack and craps. Blackjack is fun. Roulette waste 283 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,760 Speaker 1: of time. Oh, Roulette is not a good bet on. 284 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: It's a waste of You're there, you're gone, it's done. 285 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: You don't even get to enjoy black Jake is scary 286 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: because the people that sit there think that there's some 287 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: kind of magic happening and if you sit down, you're 288 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 1: going to ruin it. And yeah, some of you like 289 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: take the wrong card. It like changes the whole table. 290 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like the vibe is off. I 291 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: hate that. Okay. My crazy Vegas story, I've got a couple. Actually, 292 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: the first time I went to Vegas was a little 293 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 1: bit weird. But one of the most recent times that 294 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: I went to Vegas, I actually got married. Wait, and 295 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: I don't got to ring the show for it. Maybe 296 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: why I went to Vegas for March Madness, I think 297 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. I can't remember why I 298 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: was there, but I wanted to play a prank on 299 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: the guys that I was doing a show with at 300 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: the time, because they're always harping on me to get married, 301 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 1: even though not so. I went to I dragged Pete. 302 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: Shout outs Pete, it's the co star of this podcast. 303 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: We talked about him enough. I dragged him to Elvis 304 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: to a church and we shot the whole thing. I 305 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 1: walked in the door. I am not lying to Elvis, 306 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: goes Banetta. Why swear to God, this guy was like 307 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: a huge fan of the show that I was on. 308 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 1: Elvis knew who I was and was gonna marry me. 309 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: So Pete and I got married. Elvis read us our 310 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: rights or whatever you say. Did you write your own vows? 311 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 1: We did? Yeah. Um, I wore a little veil and 312 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,439 Speaker 1: I also had a leather top on because it's Vegas, 313 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: and yeah, happily, Ever after what happened, I tore it 314 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 1: up and pretended didn't actually happen because she's still not married. 315 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: But yeah, is Do you think that's a bad vibe. 316 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 1: Do you think that's a bad omen to fate get 317 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: married for comedy purposes? Oh no, if it's for comedy purposes. 318 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 1: If it's for comedy purposes, I think it passes. But 319 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: we do have a wedding tape. Would you have a video? 320 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: So whence the real wedding? Shut up, grammer, let's take 321 00:17:53,840 --> 00:18:01,879 Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back right out of this DMS 322 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 1: now open, okay, So send me those stories this week? 323 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,199 Speaker 1: Can we keep on going? Best? Worst thing I saw 324 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,159 Speaker 1: this week? So many things to get to, but we 325 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 1: are running out of time, so I'm gonna blast through these. 326 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel based is not the best. Diebo Samuel is 327 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 1: one of the worst things that I saw. He followed 328 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,359 Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, he cleared out his Instagram. I don't get it, Graver, 329 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: Why are people doing this? It's so childish, It's so lame. Also, 330 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: who has time to do this? So if you were 331 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:39,120 Speaker 1: negotiating with NFL network, could you imagine I started deleting pictures. 332 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: I don't have the time to go through my Instagram 333 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 1: and delete pictures one by one to send a message. 334 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 1: I think they hire like a social media person to 335 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,760 Speaker 1: do this for them, because if you know what, I 336 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,919 Speaker 1: would at least hope so, because them sitting there like 337 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 1: painfully going through each post is embarrassing. I think that 338 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: that's please stop doing this. I don't think I think 339 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,639 Speaker 1: if anything, truthfully Honestly, I think teams are looking at 340 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,880 Speaker 1: you and there, and they're seeing how immature you are. 341 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,159 Speaker 1: I feel like Deebo's so special. We're gonna need reporters 342 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: these days to like keep tabs on every single player, 343 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: like screenshot their their Instagram and Twitter profiles so we 344 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,200 Speaker 1: see what's in their bios and what their their profile 345 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 1: picture is, so we know when they make massive changes, 346 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,200 Speaker 1: so we know when there's a big Also, who's paying 347 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: attention to these things? Who's paying attention to Deebo? Samuel 348 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 1: unfollowed the forty nine ers. I don't know who's keeping 349 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 1: track of that stuff. One person tweets it and it 350 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: blows up. How did you figure that? Don't you have 351 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,639 Speaker 1: things to do? I don't know. Please stop doing this. 352 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 1: It's driving me nuts. I don't want to talk about 353 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: it anymore. Next up, Michael Parsons had the worst tweet 354 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 1: that I've seen all week. What did you say? Is this? 355 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or TV sucks nowadays? I've been 356 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 1: going on this is now a severance watch podcast, Graver. 357 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: Have you watched an episode yet? I've watched no episode. Okay, 358 00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:00,399 Speaker 1: clearly this watch podcast is not working. Michael, I was 359 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 1: talking to people over the weekend who like literally four 360 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 1: different people raving about it, and I was like, oh 361 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,719 Speaker 1: my god, an unreal show. I watched the finale this 362 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 1: weekend and it blew my mind. It is the bat. 363 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it again. I've never finished a show 364 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 1: to immediately started over again. Michael Parsons watched Severance. Please 365 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 1: do yourself a favorite. There's a lot of great TV 366 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 1: out there, trust me. And then finally, how has this 367 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: never happened before? Two A Tonga vloa quarterback of the 368 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins, sees Dan Marino for the first time. This 369 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:38,400 Speaker 1: isn't it? Oh see that's yeah? Now see Dan Marino, 370 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: Dan Dan. You don't even got to invite Dan. Dan 371 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: just walk in. Oh my gosh, that's Dan Marino. How 372 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,680 Speaker 1: that sounds like to me that he's never met Dan 373 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 1: Marino before as a Dolphins quarterback? Do anything that should 374 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: be like part of like your introduction to the team 375 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,880 Speaker 1: is like a sit down dinner at I believe Dan 376 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,960 Speaker 1: Marino has his own like steakhouse. Go there, meet the man, 377 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: shake his hand, get a lay of the land. It's 378 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 1: like he's literally speechless. He has He's like he's so stoked. 379 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 1: It's actually really yeah, I really love it. It's like 380 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 1: this kid he loves he must just love football so much. 381 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,159 Speaker 1: That was really neat to see and love that and 382 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,679 Speaker 1: loves that team. That was really cool. Also, I tweeted, 383 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: it's funny that we found this just in time. My 384 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: brother called me yesterday or the day before and he goes, Hey, 385 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,359 Speaker 1: what's up. What's who is that super famous Miami Dolphins 386 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:37,400 Speaker 1: quarterback Don Flamingo? He thought Dan Marino's name was Don Flamingo. 387 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 1: And after I laugh for a good ten minutes, I 388 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 1: said it, Jonas is Dan Marino, Don Flamingo. Maybe you 389 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: should think about changing his name. Shout out to Jonas, 390 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 1: Shout out to Jonas. Okay, finally, the part of the 391 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: podcast that everyone tunes in for who is gonna be 392 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:05,639 Speaker 1: eliminating this week is the bench Bachelorette. I am on 393 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 1: a quest to find the next love of my life. 394 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:15,199 Speaker 1: The love of my life I'll find. I'll make some 395 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 1: kind of jingle for this podcast. We're gonna do it 396 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 1: every single week. We are kicking off a team. Every 397 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,680 Speaker 1: single week, somebody does not get their rose. The last 398 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,959 Speaker 1: two teams that we have woefully said Goodbye to Browns 399 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 1: were week one. Rams were last week. This week I'm 400 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: gonna go with another big team that doesn't need another fan. 401 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 1: The Patriots do not get a rose this week. Wow 402 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: say later in New England. I've also just like really 403 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 1: loved to not like that team. Yeah, my whole life. 404 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,200 Speaker 1: They're fun to hate. They are fun to hate. No, 405 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: no actual hate. By the way, it's Bill Belichick's birthday 406 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 1: this week. He turned seventy years old. Happy birthday, looks great. 407 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 1: That is what would get me on a Disney cruise 408 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: if it was Billy Boys seventieth birthday. Patriots audios, sorry 409 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,840 Speaker 1: about that. Um. Each week we are going to inch 410 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,919 Speaker 1: closer to me finding a team that I want to 411 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,600 Speaker 1: give my love to. Uh. And that is it for 412 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: our podcast. Guys, don't forget to subscribe to our show. 413 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: Give us the highest rating, give I give us a comment? 414 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 1: Do people give comments? Look, you can give us five 415 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: stars an Apple podcast. But if you give us five 416 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,959 Speaker 1: stars and write a guys, hello, show us your creative writing. 417 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: Come on. The show has everything. Okay, it's got Disney cruises, 418 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:42,639 Speaker 1: it's got it's got TV breakdowns. Um, a little bit 419 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 1: of football, a little bit of football. Thank you, that's 420 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: what I was looking for. We'll see your next week. 421 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 1: Slide into those dms. Baby, I want to hear about magining, 422 00:23:50,840 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: my honey,