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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Sad

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Speaker 1: calling from doctor office. I was looking for Meredith. This

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Speaker 1: is she. Hello Meredith. How are you today? I'm doing well? Thanks? So,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well, it's not really about

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Speaker 1: how you can help me, is it? How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? I'm excited? Okay, what are you excited for?

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Speaker 1: I'm excited for the birth of your new child? Um,

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Speaker 1: thank you, me too. Welcome. Does have something to tell

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Speaker 1: me or what? Oh? I'm so sorry. I got so

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Speaker 1: excited that I didn't explain why I was calling, did I?

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Speaker 1: I am the Oh? How do I describe it? My

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Speaker 1: job title is birthing coordinator, but that's pretty boring. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I like to think of myself more as like

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Speaker 1: a conductor, the birthing conductor at our doctor's office. I'm

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Speaker 1: a little confused. I mean, it was just their last week,

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Speaker 1: and should I have spoken to you then? I didn't

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Speaker 1: speak to you then when we were well. No, I

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Speaker 1: was on a silent retreat that day when you came in.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been one of those? I haven't. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's a retreat where you're silent for a whole week,

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Speaker 1: you don't speak at all. It's amazing. You should try it,

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Speaker 1: and you will sort of be trying it when you

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Speaker 1: give birth to your new baby. I hear, what does

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Speaker 1: that mean? Well, they should have told you we're gonna

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Speaker 1: receive a phone call from me. If they didn't, I apologize,

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Speaker 1: But like I said, I'm the birthing coordinator, the conductor.

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Speaker 1: This is an art for me, and I put together

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Speaker 1: a birthing package for you that you are going to love.

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Speaker 1: And I think that the first thing. Wait, stop, yes,

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Speaker 1: is Michelle there? Because I spoke to Michelle last week

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Speaker 1: and i'd really like to go back to how things

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Speaker 1: were with Michelle. I'm not really interested on anything new.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to speak to Michelle so that i can

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Speaker 1: make sure that what we talked about last speak is

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Speaker 1: the plan that's going into motion. Right, Well, let me

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Speaker 1: speak to you first, and then if you really, really

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Speaker 1: really don't like the amazing event that I've planned for you,

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you speak to Michelle. I'd like, Jenna,

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Speaker 1: I need you to go through this quickly because I'm

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Speaker 1: not really interested. So go ahead. The cabin has been booked.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean the cabin, the cabin on the lake.

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Speaker 1: They should have told you a little bit about that. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm delivering in a hospital. Well that was the plan, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's part of the revisions I'd like to make.

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Speaker 1: There's a lake that I think would be a beautiful

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Speaker 1: setting for you to give birth in. Give birth in

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Speaker 1: a cabin. No, I'm not giving birth in a cabin. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not giving birth in a cabin. That you want

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Speaker 1: me to give birth in a cabin. No, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: You must have misunderstood. You're giving birth in the lake.

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Speaker 1: It's a lake birth, a silent lake birth, is what

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Speaker 1: I have planned for you. So you'll be in the

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Speaker 1: lake alone. The choir will be on the shore, and

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Speaker 1: you'll wade out into the lake and there you will

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Speaker 1: give birth. Do you know anything about delivery, because this

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Speaker 1: is crazy thinking. Well, before you head out into the lake,

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Speaker 1: the choir will sing to you in the cabin. It'll

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Speaker 1: be a very intimate situation where they'll just be singing

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Speaker 1: to the baby, and with a direct path to the baby,

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Speaker 1: so they'll be singing in that area. That No way,

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Speaker 1: I am not letting a choir sing to my vagina

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Speaker 1: as a baby is coming out. This is getting a

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Speaker 1: little too ridiculous. I don't know who the you are,

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Speaker 1: but I need to speak to Michelle right now. Well

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Speaker 1: how about you speak to your sister Katie instead? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm talking about that. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your sister Katie set you up? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I got you. I got you. You don't think a

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Speaker 1: choir and a lake you know that this is so great?

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Speaker 1: That's terrible. I just want to mess with you a little,

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Speaker 1: you know. I'm so excited about this for you, and

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Speaker 1: everything's gonna go just as you already set up. But

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Speaker 1: I just want to have a little fun. You sure

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Speaker 1: you don't want me to try to book a choir

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Speaker 1: like I said? No. The Jewels Show on Demand