Speaker 1: Ah, are you sick. I'm feeling uh not one hundred me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I It's funny every time whenever you're gone
Speaker 2: and I'm doing the show by myself. By the end
Speaker 2: of it, I start to feel sick for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I just can't believe that you'd put me in
Speaker 2: a fucking position to.
Speaker 1: My stomach. Yeah, he feels sick and tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sick, but not that kind of tired. The I
Speaker 2: think it was also that heat wave. Whenever there's like
Speaker 2: a sudden heat wave, my allergies kicking in this weird way,
Speaker 2: like I get a head cold. It's really weird when
Speaker 2: it suddenly gets hot. It happens every time in La.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just fucking weak or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. You practice weak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's I think that's what it is. Bad jeans,
Speaker 1: you know, bad jeans. Motherfucker's over here wearing wrangle. Call
Speaker 1: me Arizona because he were Arizona. I forgot about Arizona.
Speaker 2: Sh it's Miller's outpost because a g damn Miller's outpost,
Speaker 2: or was a Union Bay?
Speaker 1: I remember I used to walk Union Bay wrestler. Wrestler's
Speaker 1: got some bad jeans. Yeah, Wrestler and Wrangler. They're not
Speaker 1: the same company. Oh they were.
Speaker 2: They Wantedler is below Wrangler.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, knockoff Wrangler. Yeah, they're like, you're a wrangler.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a wrestler, more of a wrestler. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: the angler. No, that's the wrestler. It's the wrestler. Oh
Speaker 1: they're still out here too. You can get a nice
Speaker 1: pair of wrestlers on Amazon. Nineteen forty three. That's not
Speaker 1: the vintage, that's the price. Yeah. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: like they're like, yeah, fourteen eighty fourteen dollars in eighty eight.
Speaker 1: That's kind of pointed. Yeah, it's Nazi. They're Nazi jeans.
Speaker 1: Nineteen forty three, A better time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Nineteen thirty nine. Huh, let's creek anyone?
Speaker 1: Oh man, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week
Speaker 1: trend edition of Dirty Guys. Day is a radio French remix.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: I said we, rather than Yeah, I said French remix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just shaking it up, man, you know we. That's
Speaker 1: the French version of my name's Jack. That over there
Speaker 1: is mister Miles stupid, stupider than ever, y'all, don't worry
Speaker 1: about me. Why did why did Easter have to be
Speaker 1: on four twenty? Why? Oh yeah? That like for you?
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, God, I brunch last time. I think I
Speaker 2: really gave a fuck about four twenty. It was maybe
Speaker 2: like twenty of twenty twenty. Yeah, and after that, you know,
Speaker 2: it's whatever. You got a kid now, it's like, I
Speaker 2: wish you could be like, yo, dog, can you be
Speaker 2: chill today? It's for twenty man, just like, just.
Speaker 1: Chill out, man to your priest. Yeah, my pastor, my pastor.
Speaker 1: I've only went to Catholic school. Just you know, I
Speaker 1: am Lutheran canonically on the show. I want that to
Speaker 1: be known canonically Lutheran on the show, Lutheran being the
Speaker 1: Kendrick so Luther. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you subscribed to that.
Speaker 2: The GNX tour they back. I started to look at
Speaker 2: seeing little clips of that.
Speaker 1: Looking good.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good, looks pretty good, looks pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Luther, my kids are going through a weird
Speaker 1: alphase right now, because on our trip I introduced them
Speaker 1: to it. I was like, oh my god, you guys
Speaker 1: are gonna fucking love this and it hit it so hard. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's Luth, what's the I'll get to that. So Luther.
Speaker 1: They then were like, what songs can we do? Weird
Speaker 1: out too, and we looked at the number one song
Speaker 1: on Apple Music. I was like, first, you need to
Speaker 1: find a hit song that everybody knows. So we went
Speaker 1: to Apple Music and it was Luther. And so we
Speaker 1: came up with Ramen Noodles, heavy boy drinking. Well, it's hot.
Speaker 1: That's all we got so far.
Speaker 2: If this world were men Ramen.
Speaker 1: Ramen anyways, but yeah, weird out still still works. So good.
Speaker 1: Party in the c I A E.
Speaker 2: Didn't he had Party in the CIA?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that came out. That was like after our time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm guessing because that's the micro CRUs for.
Speaker 1: Big c i a fans. My kids were Zinsky, big,
Speaker 1: big fans of the CIA's work. Well, actually, how they
Speaker 1: found out what the CIA was was from a weird outside.
Speaker 3: Right, We're gonna murder black revolutionary scale socialists on the
Speaker 3: globe basically blowing up planes like yeah, doing hit jobs
Speaker 3: like bam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, more or less like that. Anyways, Uh, this
Speaker 1: is the episode where we tell you what was trending
Speaker 1: over the weekend. We also get to know each other
Speaker 1: a little bit better by telling you some things that
Speaker 1: we think are overrated and underrated. Miles, mm hm, why
Speaker 1: don't we kick it off? Is there something that you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? Underrated? Yes? So how about we started, Miles,
Speaker 1: Is there something you think it's overrated? Oh?
Speaker 2: Now we're okay, over, okay, okay, over, I would say, uh,
Speaker 2: just again. You know, canonically, Lutheran parent on this show.
Speaker 1: Is Lutheran. That's the one where like you're I remember
Speaker 1: reading like learning about it in theology class, where like
Speaker 1: you no, that's Calvinism is the one where you're like doomed, right,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing you can do about it. What do
Speaker 1: the Lutherans believe.
Speaker 2: That that Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ is the is the is.
Speaker 1: The be all end all of the church? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel I think really it's really like
Speaker 1: fine fine slicing. And there's like the differences between the Christians.
Speaker 2: I think there's only like two sacraments versus seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, now you're talking wild, So now you want
Speaker 1: to mind, so now you want to get your ass beat.
Speaker 1: That's right, But anyway. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's just funny, like as my as the baby
Speaker 2: gets older and more talkie and adult, like not adult,
Speaker 2: but like, you know, less baby like and more like
Speaker 2: a person. I remember being like, man.
Speaker 1: The toddlers staying toddler, they're in a fucking.
Speaker 2: But I think just overrated fearing that whole thing. It's
Speaker 2: just like so weird. I get that they're inherently more mercurial,
Speaker 2: to put it like, but I never really see that.
Speaker 2: I'm a pretty patient person, so I'm really enjoying it
Speaker 2: because I'm also petty, so like I'm patience in the way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, we can keep doing this. I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that. I will outlast yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm
Speaker 1: like and I'm not gonna yell, but I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, like keep throwing it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: do whatever you gotta do. But also, I just like
Speaker 1: I like having a more dynamic, arguing partner in a baby. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's more fun for me before when it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a little baby, that's great.
Speaker 2: I love I love that baby phase where you could
Speaker 2: put them down and they stay where they are put. Now,
Speaker 2: this motherfucker gets out of the crib.
Speaker 1: And shit, now is like on some Ethan hunt mission,
Speaker 1: impossible stunt work. Like, so I was watching monitors so.
Speaker 2: Grace fully getting out of the crip, like ye hooking
Speaker 2: the leg over lowering ease. I'm like I shed a tear,
Speaker 2: mostly for my sleeping but also just because he's so
Speaker 2: coordinated now.
Speaker 1: But I just think how many engineers it would take
Speaker 1: to program an AI robot to do that, As we'll
Speaker 1: learn later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot, But.
Speaker 1: I just think that fear.
Speaker 2: I think it's just it's all perspective, and I think
Speaker 2: it's more just about seeing them for being like they're
Speaker 2: just coming online more, they have more skills abilities. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're figuring out cause and effect at your expense, but
Speaker 2: it's it's all part of like the magic of it,
Speaker 2: and I'm I'm very much enjoying it. So yeah, also
Speaker 2: overrated having your house burned out in a fire.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, okay, Yeah, we were still kin we're
Speaker 1: waiting on that one. We were like, we're jury's gonna
Speaker 1: say it still out, but like, well we're gonna just
Speaker 1: kind of keep checking in on that one. See see
Speaker 1: how yea if it ages better like wine.
Speaker 2: You know, I know Zay Gang very interested in what's happening,
Speaker 2: and I just want to update people.
Speaker 1: So obviously you know that the house burned down. We
Speaker 1: just had the lot cleared.
Speaker 2: So now why my home is now just a clean
Speaker 2: like the Army Corps of Engineers came through cleanly, took
Speaker 2: all the debris away to the point where I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Was he Army Corps of Engineers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: clean slate. Like it truly looks like a clean slate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like you're playing. Looks like you're playing
Speaker 2: the sims and your rage quit on whatever you were
Speaker 2: doing it, and you're like, fucking that that that that
Speaker 2: that that help.
Speaker 1: We're starting over.
Speaker 2: So next phase is to see how terribly the tariffs
Speaker 2: inhibit the ability to rebuild. Yeah, that's like the next phase.
Speaker 2: Just as as I as I as I check in
Speaker 2: with everybody on where where things are. But anyway, fearing
Speaker 2: the Toddler stage, overrated.
Speaker 1: Your house is just gonna be one made in the USA. Man.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's all that's all I care about, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, he's gonna suck ship, all right? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: overrated very similar. Is just like when your kids get
Speaker 1: too smart for you or I guess like my overrated
Speaker 1: I guess is there there's usually a theme with my
Speaker 1: parenting overrateds, which comes back to just like my ability
Speaker 1: as a parent, because I tried to get some shit
Speaker 1: over all my kids this Easter that would have worked
Speaker 1: in years past, right, and so uh, you know, I went.
Speaker 1: I got candy for the Easter egg hunt like we
Speaker 1: do an East egg hunt, and you know, I got
Speaker 1: candy for the eggs, but I didn't have enough for
Speaker 1: the basket. I fucked up on that front. And so
Speaker 1: I didn't have fucking baskets. I didn't have basket candy man,
Speaker 1: and so have never done this. A Lutheran would have
Speaker 1: never done this. So I did have some bubbles. I
Speaker 1: got some bubbles for the basket, but I didn't have
Speaker 1: enough candy, and like it just wasn't Like I looked
Speaker 1: at the basket and I was like, this basket sucks.
Speaker 1: Like I would be like I would come down and
Speaker 1: be like it was the Easter bunny.
Speaker 2: You're those promo business cards we got from Miles and
Speaker 2: Jack got mad boost here, but Miles not that far off.
Speaker 1: Sixty of these ended up like I found some fruit
Speaker 1: snacks at the back of like the snack drawer. I
Speaker 1: was like, pull, I was pulling some shit. And so
Speaker 1: there was also like leftover Valentine's Day candy, uh, from
Speaker 1: their their class, and so I was just like filling
Speaker 1: it out, filling out the basket, and my youngest who's
Speaker 1: now seven, was just like went through each thing. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, this is a pencil from last Easter,
Speaker 1: this was this was uh, this is the fruit snacks
Speaker 1: that gave me in the class clocked this. He was like,
Speaker 1: this is a sticker from the doctor's office. And at
Speaker 1: first I was like impressed. I was like, damn, this
Speaker 1: kid must have like a photographic memory. And then I
Speaker 1: looked at the sticker and it was a finding Nemo
Speaker 1: sticker that said you were a good patient. You did
Speaker 1: the divorced dad. Oh my god, I'm surprised you didn't
Speaker 1: put like a condom or something in there. Just so
Speaker 1: you're in a panic. You're like, if I had had
Speaker 1: like a strawberry flavored edible one, it might it might
Speaker 1: have come to that, but uh, it was uh not
Speaker 1: not great. And like as I say it, I'm like
Speaker 1: he's seven. Of course this ship isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the bubbles even I was like, bro, your
Speaker 2: kids ain't they're not fucking with no bubbles Like.
Speaker 1: I mean, they did have fun with the bubbles. They're
Speaker 1: they're still fucking with bubbles. I don't know what that
Speaker 1: says about them, but no, I just in my mind,
Speaker 1: I was just trying to be a seven year old
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't want bubble.
Speaker 2: I guess the only thing that basket of smokes. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: filterless reds. Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be You gotta have
Speaker 2: that chocolate in there, man, That's really the thing that matters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we did. They got a lot of chocolate
Speaker 1: in the easter eggs on the hunt. So all right,
Speaker 1: uh let's get let's get some under what do you
Speaker 1: think is underrated?
Speaker 2: So this weekend we drove up to the Bay Area
Speaker 2: to see family, and you know, driving that five I've
Speaker 2: I've done that. I've drive driven up to the Bay
Speaker 2: many times.
Speaker 1: Okay, and doing that, you there's like a part of
Speaker 1: driving on the highway long distances when you're trying to
Speaker 1: get there quick, where like you get in that left
Speaker 1: lane and you're just trying to keep it moving, trying
Speaker 1: to keep it moving, trying.
Speaker 2: To like, do you you don't want people passing you?
Speaker 2: All this other ship I lost. That's every every car
Speaker 2: that passes you as an l I'm dude, her majesty
Speaker 2: almost divorced me.
Speaker 1: When a car got around.
Speaker 2: It's like a Nascar Yeah, like my fucking navigator, like
Speaker 2: in a round car. Like it's like, yeah, left, turn
Speaker 2: forty five now. So I just realized too, it is
Speaker 2: driving is very underrated as a meditation on subduing your
Speaker 2: ego because all of that is purely based on your
Speaker 2: ego of like, ye, you're not pass I'm not some
Speaker 2: I'm not some motherfucker you pass on the highway because.
Speaker 1: They're going slow. I'm the one that goes fast enough
Speaker 1: all the time, even if I have young children in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: Like I think that was just a thing that really
Speaker 2: struck me because I used to drive like a fucking
Speaker 2: stupid ass motherfucker when I was like in my twenties, man,
Speaker 2: the way I wasn't letting nobody in the way.
Speaker 1: I was like, you need to hurry up, motherfucker. I
Speaker 1: got play all my ego, all my ego, all my ego,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I really tried to like be
Speaker 1: aware of that the like taking this driving trip because
Speaker 1: I haven't taken this is the first time we take
Speaker 1: a really long road trip since the guys child was born.
Speaker 2: And I was like, my first instincts were to like regress,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, no, this is my e
Speaker 2: go and I had to become doctor Manhattan, uh and
Speaker 2: take off all my clothes and paint my body flue
Speaker 2: completely nude.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was just realizing too, I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: this is a really good like every time that feeling
Speaker 2: came up, like you see somebody creeping behind you, like,
Speaker 2: but I was like, why don't I get over.
Speaker 1: It? Really? Yeah, And there's like a self reecause I
Speaker 1: had a very similar change of like I just had
Speaker 1: to like change how I approached driving, specifically around the
Speaker 1: time when we had kids. And yeah, by not treating
Speaker 1: other people like an asshole, I've noticed that I stop
Speaker 1: being outraged at every single thing that they do back
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, you know exactly. It's almost like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like there there's I think I've talked about it before,
Speaker 1: like this idea that the thing that you are most
Speaker 1: angry about the thing that I am most like angry
Speaker 1: or fearful of is the thing that I do to
Speaker 1: other people, you know, like the way I must treat
Speaker 1: other people. There's like this like karmic uh physics that
Speaker 1: happens in my brain where like you know, if I
Speaker 1: fucked someone over in one way, then I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: worried about people doing that back to me. And like
Speaker 1: with driving, like once I stopped driving like an asshole,
Speaker 1: I stopped feeling like everybody was like trying to cut
Speaker 1: me off and get me over. Just take yourself out
Speaker 1: of the game. That's how I look at it. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not I don't even have time
Speaker 1: for this game. But I'm I'm out of here. I'm
Speaker 1: out of here. Y'all do you? Y'all? Do you? But
Speaker 1: every now and then, I'm not gonna lie. I was
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 2: But what I do now is I catch myself laughing
Speaker 2: at them. I'll go, look at you.
Speaker 1: You got you can get around that other greedy motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You wasn't going fast. You ain't built to hit.
Speaker 2: One oh five when everybody's going eighty six. Bro, you
Speaker 2: not built for That's so then I was doing that commentary.
Speaker 2: Intermagic's like, are you okay? I'm like, it's fine, I'm
Speaker 2: not there this this guy think you can get around
Speaker 2: See he ain't built for it.
Speaker 1: No, boy, as satisfying as somebody does, drives past you
Speaker 1: going one hundred miles per hour like an asshole, and
Speaker 1: then you you drive past them being pulled over by
Speaker 1: the police. Nothing's better, nothing better, nothing better than the world.
Speaker 1: Look at you, that's what you want to say, staying
Speaker 1: your head as you're driving down. Yeah, anyways, my underrated.
Speaker 1: So all right, this is basically just me being like,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Tokyo miles because I'm interested in getting
Speaker 1: your thoughts on Tokyo than I'm glad you did it
Speaker 1: so I didn't have to. That's my new drop or whatever.
Speaker 1: White people just came back from Japan. All right, let
Speaker 1: me know, baby, did you love the convenience stores? I
Speaker 1: did love the convenience I loved I loved so much
Speaker 1: about all right. So the thing that I you know,
Speaker 1: having lived in New York for like five to six
Speaker 1: years of my life, I think I had always taken
Speaker 1: it for granted that living with that many people on
Speaker 1: top of each other needs to be extremely loud, needs
Speaker 1: to smell bad, like needs to just there, needs to
Speaker 1: be garbage everywhere. And Tokyo much like the size of Tokyo.
Speaker 1: Like Tokyo is I think, like twice as big as
Speaker 1: New York. It's the biggest city in the world. New
Speaker 1: York is like fiftieth. I think it's like not not
Speaker 1: even close to being as big as Tokyo. And it
Speaker 1: is like so like two days in I was just like, wait,
Speaker 1: why is it so quiet? Why why is everything so quiet?
Speaker 1: Why is like everything run in an orderly fashion and
Speaker 1: so clean and like respectful? I don't know, it blew
Speaker 1: my mind. I'm assuming like it comes from may like
Speaker 1: respect like respecting other people. Oh yeah, it's all about
Speaker 1: the collective. Yeah, and not inconveniencing other people or being
Speaker 1: the source of inconvenience for other people. That's a huge,
Speaker 1: huge thing. I just yeah, I And I guess I
Speaker 1: had heard that or like kind of had a sense
Speaker 1: of that, but like I remember wondering why I would
Speaker 1: see people in cities like Tokyo wearing masks, or even
Speaker 1: like people in New York City like wearing masks like
Speaker 1: early before the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Like year decades before like why are they wearing a mask?
Speaker 1: Why they wear a mask? I was like they must
Speaker 1: think the air quality is really bad here, and then
Speaker 1: come to learn it was just they are not feeling
Speaker 1: well and trying not to spread their own germs to
Speaker 1: other people, and that that mentality is just like so
Speaker 1: so foreign, so foreign into Americans that like it broke
Speaker 1: us when we had to wear masks during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: But it's it's truly just a much I don't know,
Speaker 1: it changes your perspective on what is possible. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like how things function when sort of that's kind
Speaker 1: of front of mind of like let's not fuck things
Speaker 1: up for other people and we're all just trying to
Speaker 1: do our thing. So like nobody honks their horn, nobody
Speaker 1: honks their horn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, you know, you know what a
Speaker 2: good A good thing I like from Japanese driving is
Speaker 2: rather than giving people the wave when they let you
Speaker 2: in or something, you flash your hazards twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 2: Good one, just like click click click click and they.
Speaker 1: Go, oh, okay, yeah right, I see you, I see you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's it's it's definitely it's definitely a change
Speaker 2: of pace I think that's the one thing that a
Speaker 2: lot of American people, when they themselves have that kind
Speaker 2: of like personal ethos, they go there and they're like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: this I can I could. I could do this very
Speaker 2: if only everybody else was on the same page. I
Speaker 2: don't mind picking up after myself. I don't mind fucking
Speaker 2: not screaming and being obnoxious in public. But you know,
Speaker 2: those are like also much larger cultural differences too that
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people sacrifice their own individuality
Speaker 2: for the collective in Japanese culture too, and that comes
Speaker 2: with its own set of uh, you know, problems also.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think, but I think, yeah, that just
Speaker 2: that basic level of consideration. It's like it's a simple
Speaker 2: thing that changes if the feeling of it feels like
Speaker 2: it changes so much, just like existing in a place
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: For sure. I was impressed, As I said, when I
Speaker 1: came back, you should check it out. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean they just have a problem with
Speaker 2: guys getting naked and painting themselves unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really close minded about that. They don't like, they
Speaker 1: don't like when I go live on kick on my
Speaker 1: kickstreams in Japan, did I fucking That's the one thing
Speaker 1: I fucking like, if I'm over there, I'm worried I'm
Speaker 1: going to go off on some American live.
Speaker 2: Streamer act as stupid in Japan because this is it's
Speaker 2: like only increasing with frequency over the last few years,
Speaker 2: and it like I get so incensed because people are
Speaker 2: taking advantage of this very thing you're talking about is
Speaker 2: to like not like like in New York, if you
Speaker 2: were fucking around people lay hands on you like they
Speaker 2: were faith healers, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But there's like a trend of because I remember when
Speaker 1: like the one of the Paul.
Speaker 2: Brothers went over there and like yeah, went to the
Speaker 2: suicide forest and all that bullshit. Yeah, now there's like
Speaker 2: this out there's a there are a few other people
Speaker 2: that are getting in trouble now, Like this one kid
Speaker 2: right now is just bringing in a gigantic boom box
Speaker 2: onto the train and just fucking being obnoxious.
Speaker 1: The point being that he's being obnoxious in a second
Speaker 1: where people are just going to be like quietly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and yeah, Brian, that er points out there's
Speaker 2: another guy, Johnny Somali, who's now actually I think about
Speaker 2: to go to prison in Korea because he fucked around
Speaker 2: in Japan, fled, went to Korea, and now they got
Speaker 2: him on like twenty charges for being like getting drunk
Speaker 2: in a convenience store, trespassing, like making ai nudes of
Speaker 2: like another celebrity.
Speaker 1: This. Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 2: It's just like a lot of people in Japan tour
Speaker 2: like make a fucking example of these people so they
Speaker 2: know not to fuck around. But it's you know, there's
Speaker 2: another guy too, this guy Vitally who used to be
Speaker 2: this huge prankster on YouTube. He's in the Philippines right now.
Speaker 2: In the Philippines, they're not fucking around. They're like, bro,
Speaker 2: this guy is going to fucking rot in Filipino jail.
Speaker 1: You no, we were.
Speaker 2: The president was like now we're get we're set to
Speaker 2: make an example of him, right right, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not the place.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, no exactly. And I think that's
Speaker 2: a lot of people do take advantage of this very
Speaker 2: thing you're talking about, like disrespect for other people. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: let me take that to the point where I can
Speaker 2: just transgress without any repercussions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: come back and talk about some news. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back. We're back. And as you've no doubt
Speaker 1: heard by now, Pope Francis, who's who was having some
Speaker 1: health troubles and then was like back out on Easter, yea,
Speaker 1: doing the doing the mobile, the popemobile that like it
Speaker 1: was like a new popemobile. It was like the Nolan
Speaker 1: ba batmobile, Pope mobile. It was like like bigger, big wheels.
Speaker 2: It's wild. He even it's wild to season like. And
Speaker 2: then he died right after, like right after it was wild.
Speaker 1: So he was eighty eight, and you know, a lot
Speaker 1: a lot of eulogies, people pointing out that he ushered
Speaker 1: in a more open, welcoming Catholic church that prioritized empathy
Speaker 1: for the poor and disenfranchised. He was like very open
Speaker 1: minded and empathetic for a pope, for a post risk
Speaker 1: for the old for a pope. Yeah tell me want
Speaker 1: to hang out with not so much? Yeah yeah maybe,
Speaker 1: uh exactly he Uh. He also had that great viral
Speaker 1: video where somebody shook his hand them the wrong way
Speaker 1: and he smacked the ship out of their hands. Yeah
Speaker 1: that was fun. Uh. You'll also no doubt. See multiple
Speaker 1: SEO friendly articles about how to stream Conclave tonight. There's
Speaker 1: how to watch Conclave film tonight on three streaming services,
Speaker 1: how to watch Conclave but weirdly and the story will
Speaker 1: you know? Because now they got to do the Conclave.
Speaker 1: Did you watch Concliff by the way? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: Conclave is good? Finished?
Speaker 2: White Lotus, Okay, what'd you think?
Speaker 1: That's? Yeah? Last episode not great?
Speaker 2: Fucking stupid bro. I didn't get I mean, we could
Speaker 2: talk about it. I'm like half of this ship. I'm like,
Speaker 2: where is this going? What was the point of this?
Speaker 1: Wait? What was the point of that? Yes? What was it?
Speaker 1: What is the commentary here? Because I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is outside of being solacious for the same thious.
Speaker 2: I think the only part I will say without spoiling anything,
Speaker 2: is I just wish Parker Posey's character was more like
Speaker 2: fleshed out.
Speaker 1: The change that happened in the very last shot and
Speaker 1: like and they were like and things are going to
Speaker 1: be interesting here going forward. They could have done that
Speaker 1: in the second episode, and instead they just were in
Speaker 1: the same mode the entire time. Tension.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Mike White, It's I go
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: Bro shout out to Mike White though, because we did
Speaker 1: watch School of Rock this weekend. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: that one still goes awesome. Orange County. I love Orange County.
Speaker 1: That right, Orange County. I'm pretty sure he did Orange
Speaker 1: County too.
Speaker 2: It's like so stupid, but it's uh, it's it's one
Speaker 2: of my favorite Jack Black performance.
Speaker 1: That is one of your favorite, one of your favorites,
Speaker 1: one of your problematic faves, problematic fave Jack Black in
Speaker 1: that one. Who anyways, one of his final acts on
Speaker 1: this earth was too shade jd Vance On Saturday, he
Speaker 1: bailed on the Vatican's official meeting with JD Vance And
Speaker 1: it just JD Vance is like a you know, Southern
Speaker 1: Baptist who converted to Catholicism. Yeah, like convert right, very
Speaker 1: serious about his Catholicism. And the Pope was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: can't make it. You will instead be meeting with my
Speaker 1: number two. And since you are the number two and
Speaker 1: a number two, you will be meeting with my number two. Uh,
Speaker 1: and just got a lecture on compassion from the Vatican.
Speaker 1: And this is according to a Vatican state. It's not
Speaker 1: like according to like anonymous sources, familiar with decisions is
Speaker 1: according to a Vatican state, and they.
Speaker 2: Were like, we delivered a lecture, yes, drop on truth
Speaker 2: bomb on his ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, are you do you know what Catholicism is, JD.
Speaker 1: That'd be the first thing. Yeah, yes, seat, we're so
Speaker 1: we're so happy to have you here. Yeah, he did
Speaker 1: the the The Pope did meet with JD. Vance on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming after just like endless bitching and moaning from JD.
Speaker 1: Vance and you know, the the Americans, why can I
Speaker 1: meet him? Yeah? The photo looked like he was He
Speaker 1: was like, bro, you're killing me right now, like when
Speaker 1: they were theft photo of them talking.
Speaker 2: He's like, bro, literally, you're honestly I'm gonna die after
Speaker 2: this because I'm off straight up, yeah, I can't do this.
Speaker 1: And then the Pope used his Easter speech to talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, policies that seemed to be the Vance and
Speaker 1: Trump administration policies and everything. He was talking about Gaza.
Speaker 1: He was talking about, stop fear mongering around migrants, help
Speaker 1: you hungry? Are you fucking dumb? Full? Do you know
Speaker 1: how to hold a trophy? Asshole?
Speaker 2: Stop fucking couches that that one cought people off guard
Speaker 2: when he said that during his marks and stop fucking
Speaker 2: resisting the urge to copy with furniture.
Speaker 1: I do just have to note that JD. Vance the
Speaker 1: one like quote we have from his meeting on the
Speaker 1: last the Pope's last day on earth, The one quote
Speaker 1: we have is Jdvans telling him it's good to see
Speaker 1: you in better health. And this is just I don't
Speaker 1: know whatever he appears to be trying to accomplish in
Speaker 1: public appearances, whether it's like projecting man of the people
Speaker 1: vibes at the donut shop, was wasting a trophy to
Speaker 1: look like he is a manly football fan guy complimenting
Speaker 1: the pope on how alive he is. He just seems
Speaker 1: always backfire like one eighty. Do you think any of
Speaker 1: that connected with JD. Vance?
Speaker 2: Or is he more devoted to his like hunger for
Speaker 2: power and influence than he is.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's going to hell. You know how they
Speaker 1: say like people in cults tend to have like a
Speaker 1: certain like higher than ever level of intelligence because they're
Speaker 1: good at like rationalizing, rationalizing, Uh you know you can.
Speaker 1: They can win any argument they need to in their
Speaker 1: own head to get them to wherever they need to
Speaker 1: be to, you know, get get the thing that spiritually
Speaker 1: or emotionally they actually need. Like this, this guy is
Speaker 1: probably the Michael Jordan of self rationalizing, you know, like
Speaker 1: he's probably I don't know, my greatest.
Speaker 2: I feel like the Michael Jordan of self rationalizing. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't You wouldn't even know you couldn't. This guy wears
Speaker 2: it on his face, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean.
Speaker 2: He looked like the Daniel Kluia Get Out poster, but
Speaker 2: if it was a white guy. But it's in his
Speaker 2: own mind.
Speaker 4: It's like, like, I think that's what's happening inside his mind,
Speaker 4: because how are you that bumbling all the time, because
Speaker 4: if you really had it together, like a real sociopath,
Speaker 4: that's a really good point.
Speaker 1: He's he'sing sociopath. There's there's some rumbling at the deep
Speaker 1: down on the tectonic plates. Oh maybe we'll see some
Speaker 1: things shift.
Speaker 2: I don't break yeah, I just think he'll just have
Speaker 2: like he's just gonna break down at some point, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? And just whatever, poor not even
Speaker 2: I was gonna say poor family.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, I mean, the kids didn't ask for this
Speaker 1: guy to be their dad. We should do somebody to
Speaker 1: meet the Vance's Kendrick, can you write that and just
Speaker 1: write a letter to Usha and everybody let him know
Speaker 1: who this man is. Well, speaking of they didn't ask
Speaker 1: for this person to be their father. There was a
Speaker 1: great photo op with Pete haig Seth at the White
Speaker 1: House Easter egg Roll, which we covered at the end
Speaker 1: of last week, where he was defending himself and being like,
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, fighting the fake news media for
Speaker 1: my kids, kids who look who look like they do
Speaker 1: not like this guy. Yeah, and they're like and also
Speaker 1: I feel like they're like, bro, we hate your kids.
Speaker 1: We're not your kids. Are you saying, well, did you
Speaker 1: see the clip? Because at the Easter egg roll he
Speaker 1: goes to the press and immediately they're like, hey, what
Speaker 1: about Signal Gate two Electric Boogoloo? What happened? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you guys talked about that? No?
Speaker 2: No, another fucking just out in the open chat discussing
Speaker 2: like military strikes, but with his wife and little brother
Speaker 2: on the fucking on the group thread it was.
Speaker 1: The chat was known as Defense Team Huddle. So with
Speaker 1: my wife.
Speaker 2: And little brother exactly, I don't know how Jesse Water
Speaker 2: is gonna have to do this ship again. He's like, look,
Speaker 2: how many of us haven't been planning a Mexican Beast
Speaker 2: reality trip where we go down and do unthinkable things
Speaker 2: with your wife and little brother on it and discuss
Speaker 2: the next thing. Everybody knows what's going on. I don't know,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is not going to be defensible or it is
Speaker 2: in his eyes, because when he's asked about it at
Speaker 2: the fucking Easter Egg role, he just comes out looking
Speaker 2: just thrashing, like someone who's totally.
Speaker 1: Been caught us media. I mean, yeah, it's it is
Speaker 1: funny because he starts looking at the camera too, like
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, let me let me fucking speak truth
Speaker 1: to power professional wrestling style.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's hear a little bit from him.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're happy to be here at the stretch.
Speaker 5: But I'll tell you that he was then of a
Speaker 5: beautiful day, beautiful day, and uh, President Trump was changing
Speaker 5: the country about seconds, creating opportunities for families all across
Speaker 5: in that cro better their.
Speaker 1: Lives, makes great again. It's all about controversy. You know
Speaker 1: what a big surprise that a bunch of a few
Speaker 1: leakers get fired and.
Speaker 2: Suddenly a bunch of hit pieces come out like.
Speaker 1: The Russia hopes won't get back their Politzers. They got
Speaker 1: Poltus for a bunch of lies. What pols for a
Speaker 1: bunch of lies on hoaxes? Time and ty love how
Speaker 1: the press though, shout out to that and being like, uh, huh,
Speaker 1: what about the comments from the recently resigned huh And
Speaker 1: that's okay.
Speaker 2: It keeps saying that asshole, but uh my question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he goes on, Wait, where's the part where he gestures
Speaker 2: to his kids right here, He's like, in these random.
Speaker 1: Fuckers, I mean my kids.
Speaker 2: So I'm happy to be here at the East reg
Speaker 2: Roll with my dad.
Speaker 1: My kids because you know, this is what we're doing
Speaker 1: it for these kids right here.
Speaker 2: This is why we're fighting the fake news media.
Speaker 1: This is why we're fighting slash and burn Democrats.
Speaker 2: This is where we're fighting posters, poxsters.
Speaker 1: This group, no, no, no, this group right here.
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh boy, it's shit like this.
Speaker 1: Though that does it does.
Speaker 2: Reaffirm obviously the truth that you know, these autocrats are
Speaker 2: the most weak built people on earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, where this.
Speaker 2: Is something you did, you can either then he's he's
Speaker 2: you know, he rather than he's obviously not going to
Speaker 2: take accountability, but his style of defending it is just
Speaker 2: like pivot in this weird way. It's like, and you
Speaker 2: guys are a bunch of hooxters, you know what, that's
Speaker 2: all you do, just doing pranks on people, doing slash
Speaker 2: and burn Democrat tactics.
Speaker 1: You're just trying to dude, hit pieces on me.
Speaker 2: If he was like on some steely shit and be like,
Speaker 2: you know what, police remove them. I know that's what
Speaker 2: he wished, he wanted to do, but this is just
Speaker 2: such a again, it's very.
Speaker 1: He has that power. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, and I mean this is happening all because the
Speaker 2: people within the Pentagon.
Speaker 1: Are like, dude, this guy's gonna fucking ruin everything.
Speaker 2: Like he doesn't have These people don't have full control
Speaker 2: over everything.
Speaker 1: That's why shit like this keeps happening on a sense
Speaker 1: that his position is tenuous, like based on like because
Speaker 1: the last thing was a bad luck. But I feel
Speaker 1: like he got through. But just being like I didn't
Speaker 1: add the guy like well the last time, it's hard
Speaker 1: because he did start this exactly, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: So like this time it feels like if the if
Speaker 1: things weren't all wobbly the last time, but people were
Speaker 1: just like giving him the benefit of the doubt because
Speaker 1: somebody else, added the editor entry for The Atlantic, like,
Speaker 1: this time feels like that this would directly kind of
Speaker 1: undermine that. Yeah. Yeah, well then they're also saying like
Speaker 1: they're like people in the Pentagon are trying to think that.
Speaker 2: Caroline Levitt said that there are people trying to undermine him,
Speaker 2: where we're like, oh, yeah, so this, so this is
Speaker 2: the tactic. Now everyone's against it. They were always against us, right,
Speaker 2: they were always against us.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. That's why we can't do any of
Speaker 1: these things that are wildly illegal. But yeah, it's good
Speaker 1: luck Pete. I mean right now, he did say I
Speaker 1: do have the President's backing, and I spoke to him
Speaker 1: and we're very much aligned over what we're doing.
Speaker 2: And making America great.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, Tammy Duckworth centered, Tammy Duckworth is like, dude,
Speaker 1: get this fucking guy out again. How many more are
Speaker 1: we going to do before he's just like fully just
Speaker 1: doing like the I guess it can't be more of
Speaker 1: a parody at this point, but it's like he has
Speaker 1: a group chat with Putin no, No, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: like that we're gonna be the next to one that
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out. And but like to your point,
Speaker 1: like he probably does, I don't know. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't doubt that at all, at.
Speaker 2: Somewhere back channel or at least with yeah, somebody to
Speaker 2: back channel.
Speaker 1: But again this is we're like he gets taken in
Speaker 1: by a fake Putin signal chat you know who's telling him.
Speaker 2: He's like, yo, man, if you're interested in making crypto,
Speaker 2: like we're talking about like four grand a day potentially, Man.
Speaker 1: I am Vladimir Putin, and we've been reviewing your resume
Speaker 1: lately and we're really impressed. We have a job that
Speaker 1: has worked we would like to offer you. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I've been meaning to talk to you man
Speaker 1: ill this bombing campaign.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but also very interested in this business opportunity too.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. We're back. And last week there was
Speaker 1: a nine to zero opinion against Donald Trump that they
Speaker 1: were dealing the Trump administration seemed to be dealing with
Speaker 1: by being like I heard it was nine to zero
Speaker 1: four us like teacher logic yeah, yeah, exactly. You know,
Speaker 1: so now there's been another Supreme Court decision that was
Speaker 1: issued in the middle of the night. Yeah, over the
Speaker 1: weekend and drop Yeah exactly, shot dropped on our fucking
Speaker 1: Kendrick album. Yeah. What Relating to Trump, the Trump administration's
Speaker 1: attempt to traffic a group of Venezuelans to l Salvador. Yep, yep, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2: This again, same thing, under the pretense that they are
Speaker 2: part of some gang.
Speaker 1: This time it's trend Aragua.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if that gang is, Like, bro, you can't
Speaker 2: say everybody is part of his gang.
Speaker 1: Like you've ever worn a bulls hat, you are technically.
Speaker 2: Did you see that fake ass MS thirteen tattoo they
Speaker 2: tried to put on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's hand.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look at his.
Speaker 2: And that shit was like not even just dude, not
Speaker 2: even it was like in Microsoft word, it was like
Speaker 2: an aerial font. And Trump was holding it up like
Speaker 2: some boomer with his memes, and He's like, look at these.
Speaker 2: It's these are like worse than even like the even
Speaker 2: the Stalin photoshops, or at least kind of good, like
Speaker 2: people really filling that shit, Like if you wanted to
Speaker 2: eraise somebody. This was straight up trash like it almost
Speaker 2: looked like somebody drew on a picture. But anyway, so
Speaker 2: this was basically blocking more people to be trafficked to
Speaker 2: El Salvador. And as they said in their decision quote,
Speaker 2: the government is directed not to remove any member of
Speaker 2: the putative class of detainees from the United States until
Speaker 2: further order of this court. Like, don't listen to your mother,
Speaker 2: listen to me, your other mother, your real mother, Okay.
Speaker 2: And it's pretty notable since you know, the High Court
Speaker 2: came in with their ruling before a lower court had
Speaker 2: the chance to respond, and it was a seven to
Speaker 2: two decision. Obviously, Eli and Thomas dissenting, and the majority
Speaker 2: released their decision before Aledo like even put out his response.
Speaker 2: I think, now, have they finally figured it out that
Speaker 2: they created a fucking senile goblin hell bent on destroying
Speaker 2: what's left of our legal norms. Who knows, but it's
Speaker 2: definitely yeah, yeah, yeah, But it is clear that at
Speaker 2: least a few of them maybe realize that at the
Speaker 2: very least the power that they were seeking as judges
Speaker 2: will mean fuck all if no one actually listens to
Speaker 2: court rulings. So maybe from that perspective, they're like, nah, man,
Speaker 2: if they just run over us all the time, what
Speaker 2: did I What did I debase myself in these confirmation
Speaker 2: hearings for right?
Speaker 1: It can't it can't just be for nothing.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it did help that Justice Beer or Justice
Speaker 2: Kavanaugh is homies with Judge Boseburg, who is that other
Speaker 2: judge that's at the center of the confrontation with Trump
Speaker 2: over deportations.
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, bro, let me fuck. These aren't
Speaker 1: like liberal activist judges. These are no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they both put they were both got appointed to
Speaker 2: the federal bench under Bush. So these guys and like
Speaker 2: him and kavan On, this guy Judge Bosburg, who's this
Speaker 2: is the guy who was talking with the first sort
Speaker 2: of decision that Trump argued over when they were sending
Speaker 2: people on planes, And he's like, turned those place.
Speaker 1: They're like plans around. They're like, sorry, we're you're actually
Speaker 1: breaking up with international space.
Speaker 2: Therefore your laws do not apply in the sky. We
Speaker 2: all know skylaw. Skylaw is supreme. Him and so kavan
Speaker 2: On Boseburg went to Yale together. They were roommates. They're
Speaker 2: like they're like friends, they're friends.
Speaker 1: Uh, and I was just oligarchy saving our ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the brolagarchy, the judicial brologarchy saving us all.
Speaker 1: So, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: We'll just wait and see until the next ruling where
Speaker 2: they say Trump can't actually ignore the courts for real
Speaker 2: next time.
Speaker 1: And then we're like, oh, oh, never mind, they were
Speaker 1: just waiting to do this one. What like what I
Speaker 1: guess that does because because we are technically in like
Speaker 1: constitutional crisis territory where so like what what happened next?
Speaker 1: So they've said do this thing, He's going to keep
Speaker 1: ignoring it, and then what does the Supreme Court police
Speaker 1: come and arrest Donald Trump? You know, don't like there's
Speaker 1: here's a thing. They don't got that exactly right. I
Speaker 1: mean it's probably going to be through like their rulings
Speaker 1: might get increasingly more you know, like unequivocal and confrontational.
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's.
Speaker 2: Probably that's probably a reason why maybe we should have
Speaker 2: a rhiannon back on to help.
Speaker 1: Us understand it might be time for a Rhiann and
Speaker 1: Rhann and what happened? What we do now if they
Speaker 1: ignore the court? Hey, what happened? All right? And finally, yeah,
Speaker 1: just I do want to talk about you you were
Speaker 1: talking about the geist child's uh you know, ability to
Speaker 1: smoothly get out of a crib. Oh yeah, Ethan Hunt style,
Speaker 1: Ethan Hunt style. You know. You watch you watch kids
Speaker 1: grow and learn, and it's it's pretty amazing, like all
Speaker 1: shit that's like happening behind the scenes, like all the
Speaker 1: amount of things that they're they're learning from one day
Speaker 1: to the next, and it really gives you a new
Speaker 1: appreciation for how dumb fucking robots are. Yeah, because because
Speaker 1: there's still they're still stuck, they trying to learn the run.
Speaker 2: They shit, man, can't do shit, dude, look at this
Speaker 2: thing hollowing around. So there was the first ever half
Speaker 2: marathon involving robots in Beaking over the weekend.
Speaker 1: And this is like a normal half marathon, right, Like
Speaker 1: there were humans twelve humans, yeah, with twenty one humanoid
Speaker 1: robots so they could flex their skills.
Speaker 2: I think this was obviously part like industry sort of
Speaker 2: showcase to kind of show where like Chinese robot how
Speaker 2: far Chinese robotics have come. But again, it was a
Speaker 2: nice day for us to reaffirm our belief in the
Speaker 2: superiority of the human body over the robot body in
Speaker 2: terms of just.
Speaker 1: Jogging of yet yeah they got no spraying in that step.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would be curious to see what would
Speaker 2: happen if like one of those Boston Dynamics robots was
Speaker 2: in it, because this was specifically for the Chinese robotics industry,
Speaker 2: and a lot of researchers when they heard about this
Speaker 2: races like, I don't think this shit's gonna go well,
Speaker 2: because those robots over there, they they're really focused on
Speaker 2: specific tasks and why they are bipedes. Biped they walk
Speaker 2: on two limbs, it's not they're not meant to fucking
Speaker 2: do full on marathons. Like that's not just that's not
Speaker 2: the that's not the use for them. So twenty one
Speaker 2: humanoids entered the race, six made it through the whole race,
Speaker 2: and only one barely hit the maximum time allowed to
Speaker 2: receive a participation medal.
Speaker 1: And again, that's wild because robots don't get tired, like
Speaker 1: they shouldn't get tired. Yeah, well that's the thing. So
Speaker 1: apparently the results were hilarious and terrifying. This is from Wired.
Speaker 2: This this just like some of the descriptions of the
Speaker 2: humanoid robot participants quote on Saturday, almost every robot fell
Speaker 2: down and faced overheating problems, prompting operators to switch them
Speaker 2: out for new replacements. One robot called wan Wan, which
Speaker 2: was a human which has a human like head, only
Speaker 2: moved at the speed of a snail for a few
Speaker 2: minutes while its head shook uncontrollably as if it could
Speaker 2: fall off anytime. Another robot named Shennong looks like a
Speaker 2: fair It looks like a real Frankenstein's monster, with the
Speaker 2: head that resembles a gun dum and four drone propellers.
Speaker 2: It sits on a foundation with eight wheels, and it's
Speaker 2: not clear how that alone wasn't dis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just be on wheels right like that.
Speaker 2: We know that like cars y, right exactly, like we know.
Speaker 1: How wheels work. I thought this is for a bipedal robots,
Speaker 1: it says. But that was even Shennong's biggest problem, as
Speaker 1: the robot immediately twirled in two circles after taking out
Speaker 1: the starting line, hit the wall, and dragged down its
Speaker 1: human operators with it. It was painful to watch, particularly unimpressive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then there was It's a duct tape proved to be
Speaker 1: the most effective problem solving tool Not only did the
Speaker 1: accompanying humans make makeshift robot shoes with duct tape, they
Speaker 1: also use it to it here the head of a
Speaker 1: robot back onto its body after it repeatedly fell off
Speaker 1: during the run, making for some very jarring scenes. So
Speaker 1: one motherfucker's like, like, I know what, head's just fucking pets.
Speaker 1: Heads are falling off, Like is this dumb and dumber?
Speaker 5: And shit?
Speaker 1: Really? Really not whose they were allowed to replace them
Speaker 1: with like new models during the race. I feel like
Speaker 1: that would be disqualifying for a human. Yeah right, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: can I tap out my friend mo Fara Olympian mo
Speaker 1: Fara to run this for me?
Speaker 2: I think I think this will help a lot. But
Speaker 2: then if that wasn't enough, so every robot had to
Speaker 2: be accompanied by like a human operator. Yeah, also had
Speaker 2: to basically run, not all. Basically they also had to
Speaker 2: run a half marathon and walk.
Speaker 1: Depending on how slow the robot was sailing. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but then also do active repairs on these fuckers to
Speaker 1: get them across the finish line. So it just said
Speaker 1: they were guiding their robots where to go, furiously charging
Speaker 1: their batteries and endlessly sprang liquid on them to cool
Speaker 1: down their motors. Yeah, not a great ad for them,
Speaker 1: but not a great ad. It is wild how like
Speaker 1: that there was one that like fell down and they
Speaker 1: had to like keep trying to pick it up, and
Speaker 1: then they did some program and it like was able
Speaker 1: to like push itself up and like stand up, and
Speaker 1: that was terrifying. Looking to me, I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: that thing was like it just like popped out of
Speaker 1: the grave. But just generally, yeah, it just feels like
Speaker 1: they are at a baby stage, Like they're at the
Speaker 1: stage of baby. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And again I think this is for this specific set
Speaker 2: of robots, because look, we all we've all seen those
Speaker 2: terrifying there are definitely these are not the most terrifying
Speaker 2: robots on display.
Speaker 1: That's the Boston Dynamics by Dynamics Dynamics Ismics are they Yes,
Speaker 1: they got.
Speaker 2: A ball Yeah, oh no, that's the one that can
Speaker 2: like lift ship and like run upstairs and.
Speaker 1: Shit, I don't like that. That's what I'm saying, Like, look,
Speaker 1: if they did this in America, we would be like, yo,
Speaker 1: fuck all of this. That's why I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me watch these ones, because like even those fucking
Speaker 1: dogs are like the dogs over walls and ship. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the dogs would have no problem with this ship.
Speaker 2: Although yeah, I would want to see, like Okay, that's
Speaker 2: if that's the race that they have in Beijing, Like
Speaker 2: what's our like the Boston Marathon with the Boston Dynamics
Speaker 2: robots or like put a put put one of these
Speaker 2: robots in the NFL combine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the NFL. I mean so the thing that like
Speaker 1: I thought this was gonna be. I thought they were
Speaker 1: just gonna like sprinkle the robots throughout the field and
Speaker 1: like see how they had to like make them deal
Speaker 1: with runners and like things changing. Because if you've ever
Speaker 1: like run a marathon or like a half marathon, the
Speaker 1: hardest thing is like you're in this like massively packed
Speaker 1: group of people and having to like run around people
Speaker 1: and you know dodge things all over the place like that.
Speaker 1: That would be impressive to me, and I bet the
Speaker 1: Boston Dynamics could probably do it. But yeah, it's uh
Speaker 1: the clips are this was just like they just had
Speaker 1: them like off on their own. All right. There it
Speaker 1: goes vometerist race and yeah, show the robots find down
Speaker 1: look at this one one whose head was shaking myself. Robots, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just getting smoked by fifty five year olds in the background.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so they put them in a separate lane.
Speaker 1: That was just like they're all by themselves so they
Speaker 1: can't like trip over anything or nobody, like like as
Speaker 1: a petty competitor like fuck you just yeah pushing over
Speaker 1: in that. Oh hell yeah, I would kick the legs
Speaker 1: out from under it. Yeah. Anyways, all right, those are
Speaker 1: some of the things. That's what's giving me hope is
Speaker 1: how shitty these robots are this week, bar Low bar
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