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Speaker 1: Welcome to Games of Names. I'm Julian Edelman, and we

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Speaker 1: got a brand new compilation, Highlight Real starting now now.

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Speaker 2: Cam Jordan tells a story of being starstruck by Julie Peppers.

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Speaker 1: What was Cam Jordan like in twenty nineteen twenty twenty?

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Speaker 1: You were more.

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Speaker 3: Steepid defensive hand number one heimophy.

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Speaker 4: Sawas tretch, you know, just because because like you know,

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Speaker 4: the world sees defensive ends as sack getters, so you

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Speaker 4: have to get that accolade. But run stopping passive deflections.

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Speaker 3: I think I had. I think I had a triple

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Speaker 3: double on one of.

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Speaker 4: Those years, and it was like free down again, man

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Speaker 4: one that will play ninety percent of.

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Speaker 1: The snaps and every down d n.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not the not the oh you gotta worry about

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Speaker 4: him on the pass rush. No, like, don't run to

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Speaker 4: my side, shut down. Oh you're running to you'rre runn

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Speaker 4: opposite of me. Okay, I'll go play over there too.

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Speaker 4: I'll chase you down, come get you wherever you are.

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Speaker 3: I'll find you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Times, gronkred tired for the first time. Gronk Andrew Peppers,

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Speaker 1: Shane Leckler unbelievable, Julius.

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Speaker 4: Peppers got his last jersey from his last game, did you.

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Speaker 4: I've never like, I've met plenty of famous people over

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Speaker 4: the years, and I've never once like stuttered or gotten awestruck.

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Speaker 4: And I feel like I've met a gambit of really

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Speaker 4: famous people. Julius Peppers was my guy though, like you know,

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Speaker 4: growing up, it was it was the freak, it was

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Speaker 4: Chris Dowman, John Randall, yeah, Javon Curzy, the freaks.

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Speaker 3: Come on. He was for your naxt Julius Peppers won

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Speaker 3: them ones growing up.

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Speaker 4: Like he plays basketball and football un see, and he's

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Speaker 4: not just a guy.

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Speaker 1: He's big guy.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: He's six foot seven and he runs a four to

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Speaker 4: five at three hundred.

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Speaker 3: Pounds, like shit that you're supposed to be.

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Speaker 4: Like wow, Julius Peppers, you know, and so metal younger

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Speaker 4: at like Exos working out, and he had said some

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Speaker 4: words to me and I was like, he's like, hey, man,

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Speaker 4: like your game, thank you sir. And I was like

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Speaker 4: and I was like appalled at the way I respond,

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Speaker 4: you know, and like dap them up.

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Speaker 1: He walked off and was like I'm a nerd.

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Speaker 3: Like I was like, no way, this dude thinks I'm

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Speaker 3: a loser for sure.

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Speaker 6: He was.

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Speaker 1: He was that guy. That guy he I mean, he

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Speaker 1: was a phenomenon.

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Speaker 2: Now Richie Incognito on how Aaron Donald was a nightmare

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Speaker 2: for offensive lineman.

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Speaker 1: Now, who was the guy that you competed against? Because

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Speaker 1: there's game, there's like game wreckers. Who was someone that

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Speaker 1: you were driving to the stadium like, all right, we

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Speaker 1: gotta get this guy that you had. You knew it

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Speaker 1: was gonna be a long day. Yeah, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a tough day. It was gonna be a day where

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Speaker 1: you had to be involved with him every day? Was

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Speaker 1: there is there one guy that sticks out? I mean

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Speaker 1: it's Aaron Donald one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: It's Aaron Donald.

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Speaker 7: You know what what he was able to do with

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Speaker 7: the three technique and the DM position, his movement and

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Speaker 7: his his kind of his athletic ability, like you know,

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Speaker 7: he'd be able.

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Speaker 1: He'd give you three pass rush moves and be like

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Speaker 1: what the what was that?

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Speaker 7: Like I got a holding call on him once and

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Speaker 7: I was like, that's bullshit because I didn't even touch him,

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Speaker 7: Like he just spun around and did this craz easy ship.

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Speaker 7: But yeah, that's that's one of those guys where, like

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Speaker 7: you know, all pass protection rules are off. We're not

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Speaker 7: sliding into backers, were sliding to him wherever he is.

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Speaker 7: He was a game wrecker. Jj Watt was like that,

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Speaker 7: like you had to have a plan for j. J

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Speaker 7: Watt or else. Jj Watt was gonna pick on that

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Speaker 7: had some you know, always some special stuff in there.

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Speaker 1: Trying to think who else I mean, there's any any

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Speaker 1: guys you get into it with who I know? You

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Speaker 1: you you fought?

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Speaker 6: We know?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely who Who's someone that you knew you

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Speaker 1: were gonna probably fight every every time?

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Speaker 7: Is there?

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Speaker 1: So is because I had Benny Uh, I think I

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Speaker 1: well we have any we had Sap. Yeah, there's another

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Speaker 3: Was it the big buff guy?

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Speaker 8: Nah?

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Speaker 1: Regardless we were fighting every every time?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No, there's a there was a

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 7: When I was younger, I used to work out with

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Speaker 7: some guys that played for the Cardinals, Antonio Smith and

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Speaker 1: Used to work out together. Yeah, and then when we

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and when we started playing in the games, I

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Speaker 7: mean they hated me. The Cardinals were playing well, I

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Speaker 7: was like, I'm just gonna try and fuck these guys up,

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Speaker 7: you know, not them, but everybody that was on that field.

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Speaker 7: it was they had just clinched. The NFC West were

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Speaker 7: down in Arizona. I got my whole family there and

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Speaker 7: I'm coming off the field and like we were talking shit.

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Speaker 7: You know, you get separated walk away. I just turned

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Speaker 7: I'm going over here, and Antonio Smith full ninja kicks

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Speaker 7: But yeah, with Antonio, I think he took my helmet

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Speaker 7: off and.

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Speaker 3: Swung it at me. One time.

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Speaker 7: I was getting getting after him in pass Pro and

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Speaker 7: I had my hand up in his face and you know,

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Speaker 7: doing all sorts of crazy stuff, and he took my

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Speaker 9: Was like two feet away from my face.

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Speaker 1: I was just like he was scared.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he didn't make contact like Miles, but yeah, but

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Speaker 7: we always had good battles. They were great players, and

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Speaker 7: me and me and Dockett, we'd go back and forth.

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Speaker 7: He was a great player, and they'd always put him

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Speaker 7: always put big vents on me. Yeah, that was like

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Speaker 7: my badge, Like, hey, I made it, like Bill over

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Speaker 7: there thinks that I'm good enough that they're gonna put

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Speaker 1: Linement on me take me out of the game.

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Speaker 9: And me and Big Vince.

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Speaker 7: Man we used to go at it, and I love

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Speaker 7: I love Big Vince Man.

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Speaker 3: He's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Remember he hood he on the pick or he lit

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Speaker 1: someone up when he dropped on one play. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I saw that on film.

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Speaker 7: He dude, he's a fucking beast man.

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Speaker 3: He was so good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's one of the best nose guards ever

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Speaker 1: in there. He really is. He's he's definitely he should

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Speaker 1: be a Hall of Famer. He gets a lot of

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Speaker 1: he didn't get a lot of his numbers, won't show

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Speaker 1: that he's a Hall of Famer because he did so,

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Speaker 1: Like he would take double teams and pressures and yeah,

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Speaker 9: Oh, no doubt.

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Speaker 1: You had to account for him.

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Speaker 7: I mean, he was like he was the guy there forever,

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Speaker 7: and he the commotion that he caused in the middle

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Speaker 7: would take some teams out of their game there.

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Speaker 3: I forget what year.

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Speaker 7: I think it's twenty eleven, and they were doing a

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Speaker 7: Sports Illustrated piece on him, and you guys ran like

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Speaker 7: a double linebacker blitz and he started off this way

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Speaker 1: So I went down and I go down. I think

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Speaker 7: We're in Vegas after the season and it's Vince on

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Speaker 7: the cover Sports Illustrated and I'm laying on the ground.

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Speaker 1: It looks like he threw me on the ground and

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Speaker 7: After the quarterback, and I'm like, great, I'm on cover

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Speaker 7: Sports Illustrated, but I'm on the ground flopping around, fucking Vince.

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Speaker 7: I would always try not piss off Vience, you know

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Speaker 7: what I mean, Like me and Vince we had come

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Speaker 7: They wanted me to play d line at Miami. I

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Speaker 7: I would never do Vince dirty like I would. I

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Speaker 7: will always helping him up. Hey, big book, come on

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Speaker 7: like so like we you know, we get after it,

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Speaker 7: we compete, but like I always made sure to take

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Speaker 1: Fucking v Man. He's athletic as hell too. He's got

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Speaker 1: some great feet. People don't realize he's He's like, well,

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Speaker 1: he's lost a lot of weight now he's looking good then.

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Speaker 1: But he used to be like four feet five feet wide,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, quick feet. We got to get him on this

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Speaker 2: Next, rich Hornberger details his most embarrassing day ever.

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Speaker 8: So, I had just had a shoulder surgery on my

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Speaker 8: training staff, Jim Walling, Joe, they set me up with

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and so they have a.

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Speaker 8: Like a private practice three blocks four blocks walking distance

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Speaker 8: So I wake up one morning and I'm telling this

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Speaker 8: I'm late for this training session. And now the Patriots

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Speaker 8: They just couldn't talk to me because they're under contract

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Speaker 3: I walked the four blocks over to the PT Clinic.

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Speaker 8: I have for dinner. The night before, I had a

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Speaker 8: sushi from a gas station, which don't do that in Boston.

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Speaker 8: In Boston, yeah, which there was like one gas station

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, you know the one that the mob Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 8: And so when you run out of stories to tell,

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Speaker 1: You ever get fined for a dance?

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Speaker 9: They told me I can only do two.

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Speaker 1: Pumps two pumps, and he and Peele rulled in.

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Speaker 9: I know three day was like, that's that's too much.

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Speaker 9: There's three girations is too much.

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Speaker 1: that was always a little stickler with all that ship.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say his name, but he knows

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Speaker 1: who he is looking at you cleat Scott Novak. Fucking

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Speaker 1: Scott Novak. Look, he looked like a principal out there

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Speaker 1: just trying to hold court. Always didn't even let you

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Speaker 9: And the crazy part about the referees, they all have like.

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Speaker 1: Good jobs, yeah, like what are you like, they're all

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Speaker 5: Like when you think about those guys and you talk

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Speaker 1: Well, they're not full time. I mean you would think

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Speaker 1: to get like bigger biceps. You know, they're all going

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Speaker 1: after hockey. That was old hockey. He was the first

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Speaker 9: You got to get jacked up out.

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Speaker 1: They don't want to be getting tossed around out there.

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Speaker 5: You a fight, and but you can't really talk to

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Speaker 5: the NFL referees like that. But NBA you could say

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Speaker 2: Let him fly, baby, Jordi Nelson speaking of fines, he's

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Speaker 2: a he's one of the officers.

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, he's one of the fine guys. Who's your

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Speaker 9: Those fine people. They get paid pretty good money. Man,

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Speaker 9: I'll do it really, yeah, they get paid.

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Speaker 1: I got so mad.

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Speaker 3: I used to love Merton.

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Speaker 9: Can I get that job?

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Speaker 3: What's the fine guy?

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Speaker 1: So, like when you get fined for like on Sportsman

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Speaker 1: with some guy former player, so it's like friendly fire

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Speaker 1: type shit. You're over here trying to buddy him up.

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Speaker 1: Like I was talking to Martin, like, yo, you know,

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Speaker 1: Slap me with the fine, didn't even reduce it. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: come on.

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Speaker 9: No, that's how I go.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 9: It's like you're imprisoning and like they got the prisoner's

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Speaker 9: I ain't never got out, so you're staying in.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 1: I was just that's that's crazy exactly, that's crazy. You know,

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Speaker 2: Now Max crosban Ow, NFL fans will do anything for

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Speaker 6: Like after games and there's fans just smacking on your

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Speaker 6: there's a million stories I could say. There's one guy,

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Speaker 6: I mean that sat outside of the facility, like there

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Speaker 6: there sign autograph. Yeah, and then eventually you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 6: the same guy is fucking here every single day. And

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Speaker 6: so there's this one guy. I'm not gonna expose him,

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Speaker 6: but I'm slightly exposed him. He knows who he is,

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Speaker 6: this fucking guy, and I hope you're watching, but he

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Speaker 6: the crowd. I'll just say that we end up finding out.

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Speaker 9: You know, hey, man, I got you both.

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Speaker 6: You always had a good excuse for why he needed

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Speaker 6: He had a full blown memorabilia page all our ship.

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Speaker 6: So I went up the next as said what is

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Speaker 6: And I was like, come on, bro. I'm like, I

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Speaker 6: will sign for anybody. I'll sign for any grandma child whatever.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, but come on, bro, it's like, be better.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, what are we doing.

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Speaker 1: That's new to the world. Man. Sometimes you go some

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, you can always you.

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Speaker 1: Can always kind of know who the autographed people are

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Speaker 1: because they kind of look like carnies. Oh yeah, little Carnie. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Story and very unique look, all of them.

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Speaker 1: And if they're just if you're doing blanks, you know,

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Speaker 1: even worse when they start bringing in the kids. I've

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Speaker 6: And if you see the blue marker, that's the one

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Speaker 6: thing I just found out a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 6: But the blue marker, that's the one you got. If

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Speaker 6: they have a blue marker, do not sign because they.

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Speaker 9: Can sell it. I didn't.

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Speaker 6: That's what I knew. That's what I found out. I'm

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Speaker 6: like these motherfuckers now, every time I see the blue

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Speaker 9: I'm like, fuck, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 2: Remember to tune in every Tuesday for a brand new

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