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Speaker 1: Coming up at the time of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew,

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Speaker 1: Tommy right here with today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got ne Can you fix my roof? Now? That don't

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Speaker 1: sound harmful, right, That's why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is

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Speaker 1: it leaking or something? Got some issues? I'm just saying no,

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Speaker 1: but can you fix my roof? That's all I want

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Speaker 1: to know. Look at my face, Carl, I always looking

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Speaker 1: for that hard left. Where you going with it? Though

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Speaker 1: it's always there? Tommy, Well, well get ready for the

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Speaker 1: hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?

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Speaker 1: Let's go? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see

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Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta leak at my roof. Are you able to

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Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? You? Just slammy? Man? I

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Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're ed wardore right, yes,

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Speaker 1: is it? Lord of Okay? I need you to I

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Speaker 1: gotta leak in my roof, man, I wanted to see

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Speaker 1: if you can come around here and and take a

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Speaker 1: little leak in your roof. What does that have to

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Speaker 1: do with me? No? No, I gotta leak in it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with you. But I

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Speaker 1: wanted to if you could come around here and fix

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Speaker 1: it for me. How did you get my number? Man?

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Speaker 1: What I mean? What do you think I'm I would

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Speaker 1: fix your roof? I got to number from one of

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Speaker 1: the neighbors. But you you're you You're you're Hispanic? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm I'm Hisspanical. I'm not from my STANDI

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Speaker 1: I'm Mexican. If that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well what I'm American? Mexican American? I mean, are you

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Speaker 1: are you trying to be funny or what? What? What

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Speaker 1: your roof? I mean when you don't don't don't know?

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Speaker 1: Mexican people know how to do roots. You know what, Man,

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Speaker 1: don't talk to me like that. I'm an educated Mexican.

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Speaker 1: I need to work, nightmare. Who do do you do.

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Speaker 1: Who who do you think you could call me? Because

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Speaker 1: I think it all Mexican six roots and listen here,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a roofer. I work at a bank. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you understand that. I understand you work at a bank.

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Speaker 1: But from my understanding, all Hispanic people, I mean, what

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Speaker 1: do you what do you? What do you do with

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Speaker 1: the bank? I mean you lay? Do you lay tile?

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Speaker 1: Little bank? What do you? What do you do with

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Speaker 1: the bank? Listen to your ignorant I work at a bank.

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Speaker 1: I'm a loan officer. I am a dangerous I'm a

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Speaker 1: Mexican with good credit. Okay, I'm a dangerous Mexican. You

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Speaker 1: put the wrong person. Are you that stupid? Huh? What

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Speaker 1: is the matter with you? Who? Who gave you my number?

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Speaker 1: Where do you live? You can't be one of my neighbors.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen a retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Ladies,

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Speaker 1: I'm two streets over from you. Man, I'm I'm like

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Speaker 1: I said, I got a leak in my room and

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Speaker 1: somebody gave me your number. I thought all Hispanic people

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Speaker 1: knew how to fix routs. Oh really, maybe if I

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Speaker 1: don't put your classic, you're gonna stan type of Huh

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Speaker 1: would that be cool? Why don't you come over to

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Speaker 1: my I'll tell you what live I man? You do

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Speaker 1: you you're taking this. You're taking this the wrong way.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you some work. Man, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to all. I really wanted to see if you could

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Speaker 1: come over here and fix the leak. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's that's really all I wanted to do it.

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Speaker 1: I heard you know that mostly Hispanic people, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, are you are you kidding me? Man? You're stupid.

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Speaker 1: I work at a bank. I've got a degree. You

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Speaker 1: didn't hear me. You're one of them ignorant that don't

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Speaker 1: listen everything. I live in a nice neighborhood. Man, what

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Speaker 1: do you do? You sell drugs to live in this neighborhood?

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Speaker 1: Your pieces? Look at this. You're making me degrade myself

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Speaker 1: by just talking to you. I don't do tile, I

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself,

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Speaker 1: you with me? Don't you ever call me again? Hey? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I need English, man, I need English English? What what? What?

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Speaker 1: So I've worked at a bank. I gotta deal with

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Speaker 1: customers every day, and I deal with ignorant like I

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Speaker 1: they got playing with uh man, I grew up on

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Speaker 1: watch your tone. Okay, hey, man, let me let me

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Speaker 1: let me ask you here though. Do you know Julio?

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Speaker 1: Do you know Julios? Yeah? I know Julios. That's that's

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Speaker 1: my curtain. Man. What does he have to do with? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Julio is the one that told me to call you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

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Speaker 1: Your cousin just got me the prank phone call you no, man,

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Speaker 1: I now, dude, now, man, that's what and yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me what?

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Speaker 1: Man away? Well, I was ready to be a real

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Speaker 1: mescal from the hood. Man. God you all right, man,

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Speaker 1: you got me man, I was gonna go back to

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Speaker 1: be let my cousins. Boy. Man, hey, man, I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing as you had war though. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the morning. Man, he

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Speaker 1: got me. Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go many,

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Speaker 1: tell your boy Steve towards the stay Seattle's at Susan.

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Speaker 1: A homeboys from the hood would love that, man, he'd

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Speaker 1: be one of the homeboys. Man. Yeah, yeah, problem. I

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Speaker 1: told y'all gonna make a hard left. Look at my face.

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Speaker 1: Play way too much just because a man in Spanish

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Speaker 1: does not give you the right to call him and

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Speaker 1: having it. I worked at the bank verlder of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know it's my job. Sure, it's my job. How

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Speaker 1: be stupid? How many people you know? Oh well, there's

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's my job. You would do it

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Speaker 1: for free. You knew it for free. Why you Why

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Speaker 1: are you trying to bring my paycheck? G are you

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Speaker 1: trying to do that? Lord? Brother, you're not gonna. You

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna from my stupidity. You can't help it. Cross

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Speaker 1: I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate, I have.

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Speaker 1: I am not racist. I am hitting everybody. So if

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Speaker 1: your friends, or your pastor, or your co worker or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I always throw that in calling you. You have to

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Speaker 1: get the past my mom, my mom. What I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: And you know what, they're easy to find because they

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Speaker 1: home now. So that's good. If you get that whole phone.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If you get that home phone,

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Speaker 1: you win it. Thomas Miles dot com. Click on the

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Speaker 1: prank button, leave me all your information. I call you.

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Speaker 1: Timely tickets on sail Red Nah. Okay, laying in the cut.

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Speaker 1: You know what's laying in the cut. Jackson, Mississippi MLKA Weekend.

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Speaker 1: Jackson the Nephew finally coming to Jackson, Baby, get your

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Speaker 1: I just don't just throw it. I throw that out there, life,

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Speaker 1: little catfish or something, be nice for the nephew. Okay,

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Speaker 1: catfish cold slaw, Throw some fries in there, throw some

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Speaker 1: I hear you coming up next. Thank enough. It is

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letters. Subject my husband follows nine hundred models.

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Speaker 1: tell me up next, it is the Strawberry Letters. You're

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