Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to shit. Oh boy, here
Speaker 1: we Gocky. Season three thirteen, Episode five of Jo Daily
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Speaker 2: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 2: into America's shared consciousness. And it's Friday, November seventeenth, twenty
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Speaker 2: Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka my people's Are
Speaker 2: you with me? Where you at on the bow on
Speaker 2: the stern killer whales on a tack who my people's
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Speaker 1: Where you at?
Speaker 2: Smoking yacht sinking boats on the sea.
Speaker 1: That's a fact courtesy of Scouty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack Gusto could never get this low indeed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
Speaker 2: my co host, mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Right, mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 3: Kay, my back, my back, My back is still a
Speaker 3: kind of fucked up. My back, Okay, y'all, my back
Speaker 3: is still kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. I've been. Someone sent me some stretches.
Speaker 1: I've been doing those. It is getting better bit by
Speaker 1: bit from you know, the time I kicked the phantom
Speaker 1: soccer ball over the weekend. But I'm in recovery. So
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that ak brought to you by me.
Speaker 2: That was just off the top right there, off the dome.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling much better thanks to the well wishers. And yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks to Miles for with his injured back holding up TDG.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, like Derek Fisher over here, saw my stomach
Speaker 1: on the baseline. I get ready, well, Miles.
Speaker 2: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 2: by one of our favorite guests. Yeah, one of your
Speaker 2: favorite guests, a writer, actor, one of the funniest stand
Speaker 2: up comedians doing it. She has one of the best
Speaker 2: comedy specials of the year called Bitch Grow Up that
Speaker 2: you can go and watch on Max.
Speaker 1: You must go and watch on Max. You will around.
Speaker 1: Don't go and watch on Max.
Speaker 2: It is the hilarious, the talented Marcella.
Speaker 4: Marcel Argyle rap name quick Flatina, cooking rhymes, and Michaelsina.
Speaker 4: And they call me because I'm a dirty little Nina.
Speaker 4: They joked that I'm a dude just because I am
Speaker 4: the tallest. But my name is Marcella, not Marcellus Wallace.
Speaker 1: Whoa.
Speaker 4: But I still come quick. Whether I swallow or I spit,
Speaker 4: my technique is legit.
Speaker 1: Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: I got goosebumps from that one.
Speaker 2: I mean you have a handheld, Mike, you can go
Speaker 2: ahead and drop that thing real quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh not quite the probably not Yeah, Hey let
Speaker 4: me do. Let me do an a S m R
Speaker 4: with my sequence fringe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that jacket is hilling. I see you wear that
Speaker 1: online and I'm like, yo, that jacket is is doing
Speaker 1: ship now I am rubbing my hand help Mike. Yeah,
Speaker 1: French on the fringe.
Speaker 4: How much was I definitely rubbing something after hearing that one?
Speaker 1: Am I right? How much is that? Jack Am a
Speaker 1: big as m R jerker? You know, not much.
Speaker 4: It's fast fashion. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well look good you're making it wasn't.
Speaker 4: I was intended to wear to see Beyonce the Renaissance tour.
Speaker 4: It's a sequence fringe jacket, cowgirl style, but I my
Speaker 4: foot injury prevented me. I'm attending that concert, so.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you might catch what. There's that rumor that
Speaker 1: she might do a Vegas residence.
Speaker 4: You now, I would love that. I'm praying for that.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for her and Brittany and Janet to do
Speaker 4: my Vegas the Three Horsemen, Yeah, three horrorse women Horror.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get down?
Speaker 2: Is that that would be unprecedented level of like someone
Speaker 2: at their peak doing a Vegas residency, right.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 4: People with small children do a lot of Vegas residency.
Speaker 4: So I'm hoping that Beyonce really was like, you know,
Speaker 4: and after this tour, I think I should do a
Speaker 4: Vegas risk.
Speaker 1: That's what I watched thatch alone. I mean, like, if
Speaker 1: you're just thinking, I'm like, yo, watch this, I do
Speaker 1: a fucking like three month four month run. That's it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they have so much money. At a certain point,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do y'all keep working? Like in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you keep working?
Speaker 4: It is true, like people love to do the thing
Speaker 4: that they love, right, you know, So that's I mean,
Speaker 4: that's part of it. But like, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 4: I just think of it as like a cool way
Speaker 4: to like work and also like let your children be
Speaker 4: in one spot for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit, it's at the Sphere. Bro a residency
Speaker 1: at the Sphere.
Speaker 5: Wow, potently that Beyonce. I want to do a residency
Speaker 5: the Sphere. It would be crazy, it would be incredible
Speaker 5: soul those visuals.
Speaker 1: People are gonna have fucking full on panic attacks, like
Speaker 1: existential crisis in that building.
Speaker 2: Mushrooms, hand out, mushrooms of the door of the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: handed out like those bracelets that changed color with the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah do that but like with acid. Yeah, ten minutes
Speaker 4: after I get on stage exactly.
Speaker 1: And everybody opened their sawny waters and down that ship
Speaker 1: right now. In here, there's a little piece of paper
Speaker 1: in here, Like, don't worry about that.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, Marcella, we are going to get to
Speaker 2: know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 2: we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things
Speaker 2: we're talking about later. We're talking about, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: sick for a couple of days, and US politics went
Speaker 2: and got dumb on me. We got the Senator Mark
Speaker 2: Wayne Mark Mark Wayne Mullin continuing to talk about how
Speaker 2: he's not scared of fighting. He would have fought and
Speaker 2: he would have won. And actually what had happened is
Speaker 2: I had already challenged him before, like just sounding like
Speaker 2: one of the extras in one of those YouTube videos
Speaker 2: where Irish guys challenge each other to bare knuckles street
Speaker 2: boxing matches, just like, well, first you said about me that, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: So that's wild. George Santos, We're gonna catch up with him,
Speaker 2: he's absolutely killing it. We're gonna talk about the Osama
Speaker 2: bin Laden video going viral on TikTok. We're gonna talk
Speaker 2: about the war on Christmas. It's just really struggling to
Speaker 2: get off off the ground this year.
Speaker 1: On Fox News.
Speaker 2: All of that plenty more, But first, Marcela, we do
Speaker 2: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 2: search history.
Speaker 4: The last thing that I googled is I'm trying to
Speaker 4: watch as money solo shows as like one man shows,
Speaker 4: when woman shows, And I was like googling the Robin
Speaker 4: Williams all his solo shows, and I guess are available
Speaker 4: on YouTube illegally. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: I love it the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Evening at the Met or Night at the Met,
Speaker 4: that one is definitely there. I haven't watched the other ones,
Speaker 4: but I that's so like, I'm just immersed in solo
Speaker 4: shows because I want to work on one, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like trying to see all the different styles. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, I watched all these specials as a kid,
Speaker 4: but I don't remember them. I don't remember ever going
Speaker 4: back to watch them as an adult. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is interesting.
Speaker 1: Did you have a favorite as a kid.
Speaker 4: I just remember whoop being Robin always standing out to me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, I remember like being like, whoopee. I was like,
Speaker 4: she is very serious about some of these things. And
Speaker 4: I remember Robin just being like a child's dream, you.
Speaker 1: Know, right exactly.
Speaker 4: It was so cool with yeah, yeah exactly, and apparently
Speaker 4: he was I guess, Yeah, I was. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you've ever seen that. That the documentary that is
Speaker 4: on HBO Max right now, Jack, what is it call?
Speaker 4: It's like inside his Mind or some shit has beautiful art,
Speaker 4: but it's very cool and the I think the kids
Speaker 4: talk about that, like he loved you know, getting dirty
Speaker 4: with the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the what was the one I remember as
Speaker 1: a kid. I remember there's like that guy Danny Hawk
Speaker 1: who had a one man show that I remember watching
Speaker 1: because he did a lot of character voices. And then
Speaker 1: John was almost Freak was another one that I just
Speaker 1: remember being like, Yo, what the fuck? Yeah, characters is
Speaker 1: this guy doing?
Speaker 4: That's cool that we all grew up with that, like
Speaker 4: Robin Whoopy and johny Guzama with these one person shows. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just like we just were dude, we didn't even think
Speaker 4: twice about it. I love that they were suitable for
Speaker 4: us to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. I mean the Wasamo one got a little wild.
Speaker 1: As a kid, You're like, oh, yeah, shit, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about it? How it turned into
Speaker 1: vampire bat Wing? Okay, never mind, sure, sure, but that
Speaker 1: like it is, like it's interesting because those are the
Speaker 1: kinds of things that as a kid sort of got
Speaker 1: me to believe that there is a way to be
Speaker 1: like you can just be create, you can be super creative,
Speaker 1: and that's that's a lane, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, And I always liked how and I think
Speaker 4: it's missing now is that people would be you know,
Speaker 4: socially conscious, political, silly, over the top. They would have
Speaker 4: all those elements, and it feels like you were missing
Speaker 4: a lot of that in entertainment now when people do
Speaker 4: solo shows, they're just only serious, you know, and they
Speaker 4: have jokes in there, but they don't go above and
Speaker 4: beyond the way that people that we grew up on
Speaker 4: did so, which is why I'm trying to watch them
Speaker 4: because I'm like, how can I do myself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I respect the art form and I feel like,
Speaker 4: you know, getting back to the basics of what I
Speaker 4: grew up on is like inspiring me to be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can, I can do all those things right right?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh well that's going to be let us know.
Speaker 4: We'll be Oh, I'm excited. I'm excited to work on it.
Speaker 4: And it's kind of it's kind of already fleshed out
Speaker 4: because I really what happened was I've been working on
Speaker 4: this new stand up hour and it's basically about my family.
Speaker 4: The chunk of it and a lot of the stand
Speaker 4: up it's some of it's old. And I say like,
Speaker 4: I could have put it on my first album. I
Speaker 4: could have put it on the Special, I could have
Speaker 4: put it on the second album, but I was like, no,
Speaker 4: I want to put all of the family stuff together,
Speaker 4: like I want to respect my family in that way,
Speaker 4: all cohesive. And I started like doing it on stage.
Speaker 4: I got comedy clubs and I was like, I don't
Speaker 4: think this shit is working how I want it to
Speaker 4: work because there are such serious moments and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't think this is stand up anymore. And I
Speaker 4: was like yeah, And I had this epiphany and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, yeah, I could just do a solo show.
Speaker 4: And what's cool about working with us on all the
Speaker 4: time is that I get to watch him work on
Speaker 4: his solo shows all the time and see how he
Speaker 4: constructs it, all the lies and everything, and it's cool.
Speaker 4: It's inspiring to watch him. And it made me be
Speaker 4: like I have I can do this, you know right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, I can't wait to see that me too.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated.
Speaker 4: You know, I had a hard time with it. I
Speaker 4: always have a hard time with this. I think this
Speaker 4: segment is overrated. No, just kidding, I think I know.
Speaker 4: I at the sake of sounding really obnoxious, but organized religion,
Speaker 4: I mean, all the problems everything we're talking about, everything
Speaker 4: that every top that you get into today in the
Speaker 4: daily light, Guys, it's like it all kind of goes
Speaker 4: back to even like someone like George Santos, like not
Speaker 4: being allowed to be openly gay, and then he has
Speaker 4: this lifestyle and then and now he's committed all these
Speaker 4: you know, supposed crimes, alleged crimes, and it's like it
Speaker 4: all boils down to, Okay, what were his religious beliefs
Speaker 4: growing up? Oh, he wasn't allowed to be the thing.
Speaker 4: And now he's like, you know, getting inspired by these
Speaker 4: conservative and nationalist belief system and they're like, oh yeah, religion,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a problem. Everybody's everything that we talk about.
Speaker 4: It's like, at the end of the day, it's people
Speaker 4: following these like rules, Oh yeah, we don't need to
Speaker 4: follow it so divisive.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I remember like having that epiphany like
Speaker 1: nineteen smoking weed and shit and be like, yo, I
Speaker 1: think that's the problem.
Speaker 4: Like, and that's the other thing is that I grew
Speaker 4: up in a house where my dad because my dad
Speaker 4: was such a George Carlin fan. And I remember my
Speaker 4: dad would watch George Carlin and I was like, I
Speaker 4: didn't understand. I was too young to get you know,
Speaker 4: I was like eight or nine or something. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: George Carlin knows what he's talking about. Yeah, organized religion.
Speaker 4: I was like, here's Chris here about my dad. And
Speaker 4: then you grow, you get a little older, you're like,
Speaker 4: actually he was right the whole time. He was the
Speaker 4: whole time he was spitting, Okay, just spitting.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Does George Carlin count as like one man show?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: I mean that's debatable, you know, Like it started off
Speaker 4: as like a really political stand up and then it
Speaker 4: kind of evolved into I think what is now the
Speaker 4: what's considered stand up?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Like, and I always blame uss On for this, like
Speaker 4: he ruined the concept of like what is stand up
Speaker 4: comedy and what is a one man show? Because Netflix
Speaker 4: advertised it as a stand up comedy hour, him knowing
Speaker 4: damn well that it was a solo show. But like,
Speaker 4: you can't really explain that to people. It has to
Speaker 4: be advertised as stand up. But I think George Carlin definitely, like,
Speaker 4: in my opinion, like especially those later hours, because they
Speaker 4: got very luxury sure, and it's like that it does
Speaker 4: tap in that that's where the lines were blurred. I
Speaker 4: think he's one of the in my opinion, he was
Speaker 4: one of the first ones to blur some of those
Speaker 4: lines because he was so famous.
Speaker 2: Yeah he I mean, my I grew up in a
Speaker 2: very strict Catholic family and but we had a copy
Speaker 2: of like George Carlin's book.
Speaker 4: And isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, like watched a special and stuff. It's like
Speaker 1: a release valve. You're like, damn, He's like I watched
Speaker 1: George Carland before worrying about hell.
Speaker 4: Because wasn't he Catholic?
Speaker 1: Maybe raised, raised?
Speaker 4: And I feel like that's a big part of why
Speaker 4: people are like, well, we can listen to this he's
Speaker 4: like us, and it's like, no, he's not right right right.
Speaker 2: He always said like that the only good thing about
Speaker 2: religion was like the music, and that always like stuck
Speaker 2: out to me. I would be like sitting in Catholic
Speaker 2: church and being like this music is like not that good.
Speaker 1: He must have gone to a different church than I did.
Speaker 4: Probably, yeah, I mean I actually I was thinking about how, like, man,
Speaker 4: too bad. Somebody can't like just make a new religion
Speaker 4: with all the best parts of all the existing religions
Speaker 4: because I didn't realize that Maria Carries Christmas album was
Speaker 4: like gospel when I was a little kid, right like now,
Speaker 4: when I listen to the album, I'm like, Jesus, what
Speaker 4: a wonderful child just like singing these songs, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like, oh, that's gospel.
Speaker 1: Like I grew up on.
Speaker 4: Gospel and I didn't even realize it. You know, God
Speaker 4: bless her. But I'm just like yeah. Of course, as
Speaker 4: a little child, I was like, yeah, these songs are popping.
Speaker 4: There's something And I was religious as the little kids.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, Jesus, well he is a wonderful child.
Speaker 1: Such a good child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus looking amazing. Wow, turning heads, what is something
Speaker 2: you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: I guess I'm respecting other people's opinions. Like again, at
Speaker 4: the sake of sounding corny, I'm just like, I think
Speaker 4: I'm so overwhelmed with the news right now, and like
Speaker 4: watching people that I've known for a long time and
Speaker 4: realizing that their belief system is rooted in straight up
Speaker 4: ignoran you know, like straight up superiority, right, you know,
Speaker 4: and people aren't just allowed to be and you know
Speaker 4: that can also the thing I hate about like vague
Speaker 4: inspirational anything inspirational quotes is that they can be used
Speaker 4: by anyone. Sure that's right, because even if I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's respecting people's opinions, people be like, well, why don't
Speaker 4: you respect the Zionist opinions? Like that is just white supremacy.
Speaker 4: Can't the fucked here? I do not respect anybody who
Speaker 4: is into that ship. So yeah, I guess just you know,
Speaker 4: what what are we doing? Guys? That's where I'm asking,
Speaker 4: That's what's that's my underwrite or over what did you
Speaker 4: ask me?
Speaker 6: What are we?
Speaker 4: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: I know it feels like the fucking Twilight Zone. You're like,
Speaker 1: are y'all really advocating for ethnic cleansing? So casually, yes
Speaker 1: they are, and you're like, god, damn, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing I'm really there are people who like,
Speaker 1: I'm really curious if this you know, right now, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of focus on like the hostage like when
Speaker 1: will they when will they free the hostages? And seeing
Speaker 1: how that plays out, what happens after that is achieved,
Speaker 1: like what is going to be the next goalpost after that,
Speaker 1: if it happens, Because I just feel like there's there's
Speaker 1: clearly like you see people like there is that Israel
Speaker 1: Solidarity rally and that was really just a rally to
Speaker 1: maintain the status quo, you know what I mean, Just
Speaker 1: like we need to put visual pressure on this administration
Speaker 1: to not dare call for a ceasefire. Because even when
Speaker 1: Van Jones's whack ass was up there, like he tried
Speaker 1: to say something about piece, like people were starting to
Speaker 1: chant like no ceasefire and shit, I'm just like what
Speaker 1: is where? I know what y'all not saying, but I'm
Speaker 1: curious what the rhetoric will be once we get past
Speaker 1: this point in time when and tens of thousands of
Speaker 1: people are left dead. It's just yeah, it's mind blowing.
Speaker 1: Like we've been every week. I feel like we're always
Speaker 1: saying some version of like I can honestly like I
Speaker 1: don't know where the fuck I'm at, Like.
Speaker 4: What what are we doing? Y'all? What are we doing.
Speaker 1: H and the people who are like out there, like
Speaker 1: you know, blocking the roads to raytheon and ship shall
Speaker 1: bless you all. You know what I mean, Like that's yes.
Speaker 4: Morning, the bay bridge is closed off, and that's should
Speaker 4: I not say this morning? Does that matter?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter?
Speaker 4: Okay, God bless those people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, all.
Speaker 2: Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
Speaker 2: and get into the news.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back back, Jack. I
Speaker 1: thought I had waited this one out, man.
Speaker 2: I thought I was just sitting in my sick bed,
Speaker 2: just waiting waiting for this one to blow over. And
Speaker 2: he's still with us, Senator Mark Wayne.
Speaker 1: He Senator tiny man is just letting you know, like
Speaker 1: the last few days, like you said, you checked out right,
Speaker 1: and we've been checking in on Senator Mark Wayne Mullin
Speaker 1: as he continues to scream about He's like, I ain't
Speaker 1: scared of fighting, even if it's in the Senate chambers.
Speaker 1: Bro some fucking brolic I am. And if you missed it,
Speaker 1: I'll play this moment again where he pretended like he
Speaker 1: was some kind of tough guy as he brought a
Speaker 1: personal beef with the teamsters bos Sean O'Brien to his
Speaker 1: workplace and then forced Bernie Sanders to be like Judge
Speaker 1: Mills Lane and breaking up a fucking fight.
Speaker 4: Do you want to run your mouth?
Speaker 1: We can be too, consenting adults. We can finish it here. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, perfect, you want it now. I'd love to
Speaker 1: do it right now.
Speaker 7: Let's stand your butt up?
Speaker 1: Yeah you stand up, but up? Hold stop it, suit down.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: We were like, yo, what I love Sean, Like you're
Speaker 1: a crown clown, look at you like totally. It was
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, go ahead for make a fuck his
Speaker 1: assy yourself right now. Mission accomplished. And since then, this
Speaker 1: dude has been going everywhere to try and be like yo, bro,
Speaker 1: like I'm with the ships, Like it doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 1: I would have fucked him up, you know, it doesn't
Speaker 1: like that's just who I am. These are Oklahoma values.
Speaker 1: And the internet at him, so he went even harder.
Speaker 1: He went on Hannity and we covered that and he
Speaker 1: was like, don't I was so ready to fight that
Speaker 1: one guy. Dude, you don't even fucking know dog, And
Speaker 1: again we laughed. And then the next day Mullin popped
Speaker 1: up on CNN to continue the fucking Cringe World tour
Speaker 1: and further explain how badass he is. While talking to
Speaker 1: Dana Bash, this one's another fucking wild one. I noticed
Speaker 1: that when you were getting up and an escalator, you're
Speaker 1: playing with it right now, you reach for your wedding ring.
Speaker 2: What was that about?
Speaker 7: Well, I wasn't mad first of all. So when you
Speaker 7: get mad, you get angry, you lose your mind. The
Speaker 7: first thing I thought of when I set up, I thought,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna break my hand on this guy's face. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna take my wedding ring off, Because when you're fighting,
Speaker 7: you learn how to punch correctly. You really shouldn't break
Speaker 7: your hand, But when you aren't doing it with raps.
Speaker 4: Well, you actually thought you were gonna come to blows
Speaker 4: in that.
Speaker 1: Moment, I had full intentions of doing that.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, let me play for you something that year. I
Speaker 4: love how there's just a pause there. She was like,
Speaker 4: oh for real, Oh motherfucker. I also wait, we also
Speaker 4: go back to that original the first clip. Bernie Sanders
Speaker 4: is not for the people like he claims to be,
Speaker 4: because first of all, he won't calls far and second
Speaker 4: of all, he won't let these motherfuckers throw down. I
Speaker 4: want to see it. People want to see it, Bernie,
Speaker 4: right right, damn let him.
Speaker 1: Roll each other up. Go ahead. That seems like that
Speaker 1: seems like.
Speaker 4: You're saying, we all know that's where American politics is at.
Speaker 4: Let's just start it. Let's just start the WWE transition.
Speaker 1: It's fucking wild man. Like he the way he was
Speaker 1: also talking like how he's like, well.
Speaker 6: You know, like when you like learn not like when
Speaker 6: you're fighting and like you know how to actually fight,
Speaker 6: like you learn how to actually punch the right way,
Speaker 6: like unless you're like he gets overly technical in this way,
Speaker 6: like he sounds like.
Speaker 1: It doesn't hand wraps on. Yeah, he's sound like a virgin,
Speaker 1: like lying to his homies about how like he's like,
Speaker 1: I get like bone deep, bro, like every night. So
Speaker 1: like when you're doing it, when you do the smash
Speaker 1: like me, that's just how that that goes. But bro,
Speaker 1: he looks like an absolute clown right now. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: it's just it's it's hilarious and disheartening all at the
Speaker 1: same time.
Speaker 2: But this is the thing in sports when like a
Speaker 2: player it gets into a fight with somebody and they
Speaker 2: get really tough. The second, like the entire team is
Speaker 2: between them and the person that they're trying to fight. Like,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out where on the scale
Speaker 2: of like fake tough guy does doing that with the
Speaker 2: entire like us Senate apparatus like a but like a
Speaker 2: scrum of reporters. Like he stood up, like the guy
Speaker 2: wasn't twelve feet away from him, Yeah, like the that
Speaker 2: he was just like right next to him, that they
Speaker 2: were at a table right across from one another.
Speaker 4: Oh can I can? I also say? I was gonna
Speaker 4: be like, who this is so fucking childish. I can't
Speaker 4: believe they're doing this, And then I remembered there was
Speaker 4: one of my openers within the last year. She just
Speaker 4: was so one of the most disrespectful openers I've ever
Speaker 4: had when I was headlighting, and you know, I try to, like,
Speaker 4: you know, talk to her about it, like, hey, you
Speaker 4: can't be like you know, that's that's not cool whatever,
Speaker 4: because I'm a fucking professional and I also know how
Speaker 4: to be an opener. So I'm just like also kind
Speaker 4: of looking out for her because I know where And
Speaker 4: then she started running her mouth on Twitter, started pulling
Speaker 4: Twitter fingers and was like I work with a mean
Speaker 4: headliner recently, and I was gonna bring my my sisters
Speaker 4: were ready to come down to the club and I
Speaker 4: and I saw that and I was like, bitch, I
Speaker 4: wish you fucking would have brought your sisters. I would
Speaker 4: love to see that ship. And then it was funny
Speaker 4: because like months later I actually saw her, like at
Speaker 4: the comedy store in the hallway and I went right
Speaker 4: up to her, like, I got in her face, like,
Speaker 4: hey girl, how are you. I'm like, I saw your
Speaker 4: ship because I'm not I mean whatever. I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to actually throw but I will if I have to.
Speaker 4: I've been known to do it. And I would just
Speaker 4: crack me up because I literally walked right up to her,
Speaker 4: gout in her face, said hey girl, how are you?
Speaker 4: And she made it was like hey, I gotta go,
Speaker 4: and she ran away and I was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Why I thought people fingers and they don't.
Speaker 4: They love having Bernie's standers hold them back from the.
Speaker 1: Back, you know, you know you know what. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: There's actually even more story this. Stude went on another
Speaker 1: fucking podcast and then he talked about how he fights dirty. Also,
Speaker 1: Now it's not just that he's like, yo, bro, I'll
Speaker 1: bite them, motherfucker.
Speaker 7: He should train jiu jitsu is because even if you
Speaker 7: lose a fight, you want to make sure the other
Speaker 7: guy will never want to fight you ever again, because
Speaker 7: it's kind of a win win at that point.
Speaker 1: But we need to move from and almost I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid of biding. I will bite biting. Yeah, I'm a fight.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy. I'll do anything.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not above it, and I don't care
Speaker 7: where I bit.
Speaker 1: By the way, it just is going to be a bit.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Speak. Let him know, Mark Wayne, let me find out.
Speaker 2: Was the guy like really wanted to be on board
Speaker 2: with him and he was like, but biting.
Speaker 1: I think that guy's also like into some m m
Speaker 1: a shit. He's like, that's not even bro cool man,
Speaker 1: unless you're like fighting for your life. Yeah, do whatever
Speaker 1: you gotta do. But you're like, yo, I'll bite a
Speaker 1: teams thirs, boss, I don't give a like what Okay,
Speaker 1: you're tough. You're tough.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I just need to get my hand wraps
Speaker 2: on to before I go on Twitter, because I start
Speaker 2: talking about how I'm gonna kick these dudes.
Speaker 1: But I know how to actually throw a punch, like
Speaker 1: the right way, so like I could like that way,
Speaker 1: I will not break my hand like fighting, because that's
Speaker 1: like a lot of people do that when they fight,
Speaker 1: they actually break their hands. I'm like, did you just
Speaker 1: read a fucking Quora article on how to throw a
Speaker 1: punch or something?
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's like punched a wall with his and
Speaker 2: then blame it on his wedding ring when it hurt
Speaker 2: his hands.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think he also thinks he's good at sex.
Speaker 2: No way, no way, no way, Mark, no Mark, Wayne
Speaker 2: fucks are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Yea a flashlight?
Speaker 2: Wasn't there also something where somebody was saying Kevin McCarthy
Speaker 2: like elbowed him in the back and shot or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happening. Childishness, complete child eight. None of them want smoke.
Speaker 1: That's why it's just like little steps like you bumped me,
Speaker 1: and then he'll be like, yeah, pushed me back, or
Speaker 1: this guy getting out of it.
Speaker 4: I knew he wasn't serious when he got up because
Speaker 4: he didn't undo his tie immediately, like men are about
Speaker 4: to fight and are in a tie, we'll take it off,
Speaker 4: like I'll kill you right now. Undoing his tie, so
Speaker 4: he stands up. Bit you get fucked up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. We're talking about the other day's like the
Speaker 1: wristwatch that comes off right away that he kept that.
Speaker 1: He was touching his ring like he's like, protect me mother.
Speaker 4: He was like one of those how the you know
Speaker 4: you always see those those meme dogs that are barking
Speaker 4: through a fence and they open the fence and the
Speaker 4: dogs are just staring at each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they put the fence back and they start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he was doing exactly. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: get that fence in between us again. I'll let you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 4: I'll fucking bite you right through this face.
Speaker 1: Bite your to be there. Yeah, don't test me, bro
Speaker 1: don't test me, brock off. Shall we move over to
Speaker 1: the house, Jack.
Speaker 4: We want to keep talking about this, Yeah, we want
Speaker 4: to have you. Ever got into a fight, Jack all
Speaker 4: the time?
Speaker 1: Constantly?
Speaker 4: I used to get Yeah, eating up your children, that
Speaker 4: does not count.
Speaker 1: Wow, violate, violating.
Speaker 4: The fans are gonna hate that one.
Speaker 1: I used to get a lot. Oh what a surprise
Speaker 1: because you weren't there, Marcella to protect him. That's true.
Speaker 1: I would have protected you, Jack, Hey, if we have beef,
Speaker 1: can we just can we stick you on some people? Hell? Yeah, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: cool cool, noted noted i'm'na be like, yo, my because
Speaker 1: my homegirl, Marcello come down here, and it will be
Speaker 1: fucking smoke. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I think part of the reason too, I'm so confident
Speaker 4: because I had very large brothers there, like, oh no,
Speaker 4: these fools are going to jump in, don't even try it.
Speaker 1: Oh so like you almost had the aura, like even
Speaker 1: if they weren't there, they were like her brothers. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that will happen until somebody's like, we're your brothers now,
Speaker 1: like someone who had like a thirty in the toilet,
Speaker 1: you're not.
Speaker 4: Picking up, Like ohways, this Christmas.
Speaker 1: All right to the house, Santos, to the house, to
Speaker 1: the house, to the house, send it to the house.
Speaker 1: So the House Ethics Committee just released their findings into
Speaker 1: the details of the kinds of fraud and fakery that
Speaker 1: Representative George Santos has been getting into. And I'm kind
Speaker 1: of impressed. Yeah, like was living it up this campaign cash.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'd be impressed if it was like ten
Speaker 4: years like you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his name
Speaker 4: on the on the on the fucking Supreme Court. That's impressive.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Senator Bob Menendez too, and he's
Speaker 1: just getting straight up gold bars and shipped from people.
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, that's impressive what it's been going
Speaker 4: on for years. I'm actually not in George.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so bad at getting away with it year
Speaker 2: a three year, A three year scam.
Speaker 1: That's minor leagues for you. Yeah, Okay, that's nothing, let's break.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's like that's amateur hour, right, You're just
Speaker 4: you know, get another You got to get elected a
Speaker 4: couple more times before. People were like that's true.
Speaker 1: Minute, that's like being a musician. You're like, why had
Speaker 1: that one single that was popping? You're like, what about
Speaker 1: that album? Or like nobody was fucking with it?
Speaker 4: Was there a second one election wonder?
Speaker 1: Nope? Yeah, So we found out that first of all,
Speaker 1: he had to keep his skin tight, literally because in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty he started using the campaign cash for botox
Speaker 1: totally around four four k that year. This interesting detail.
Speaker 1: One of the sessions took place at Mirza Aesthetics, a
Speaker 1: Manhattan medspot run by a doctor whose license was suspended
Speaker 1: two years ago over breast and penile enhancement's gone wrong.
Speaker 1: So maybe he got the straight up horror movie. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: dis yeah, he got the group on maybe botox, then
Speaker 1: maybe that's what happened. Then he formed a company right
Speaker 1: called Redstone Strategies LLC. And I think we'd heard about this,
Speaker 1: but we didn't know how he was like fucking around
Speaker 1: with it. It was a political consulting firm, and he
Speaker 1: went on in hold all these people around him. He's like,
Speaker 1: they're the best at what they do, Like all the
Speaker 1: MAGA people in mar A Lago fuck with this firm
Speaker 1: like they're fantastic, acting like he was like the satisfied
Speaker 1: customer when it was his own fucking company, and like
Speaker 1: when he was set them up with meetings, acting like
Speaker 1: he didn't know the people that they were meeting with,
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, I do your thing. They got
Speaker 1: one hundred ten thousand dollars contract from someone who was
Speaker 1: running for office. Santos took off with fifty K and
Speaker 1: what do you do with that cash? Okay? Among other things,
Speaker 1: they said he paid down a personal credit paid down
Speaker 1: personal credit card bills, other debt, made a forty one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars purchase at airmez Okay and for smaller purchases
Speaker 1: at OnlyFans and Sephora. So he was he was getting
Speaker 1: it popping in every single way, you know, like I
Speaker 1: honestly take.
Speaker 4: I could, I couldbove fifty k pretty quickly on Sephora
Speaker 4: and only purchases and only fans.
Speaker 1: Because you imagine it was He's just going wi everything
Speaker 1: like custom videos, custom videos. I'm subscribed to nine thousand accounts, everything, but.
Speaker 2: Everyway, so you're not allowed to create a company and
Speaker 2: then pretend you're the customer and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, satisfied, serious, right, come on, serious draft, I gotta.
Speaker 1: Send some emails real quick. Completely fucked that up. But yeah,
Speaker 1: then like you know, goes on to say he was
Speaker 1: doing lavish travel Vegas, the Hampton's, Atlantic City. He was
Speaker 1: just bawling, but yeah, trying to.
Speaker 4: Figure out if he had a bad like like someone
Speaker 4: on his team that was advising him terribly, or if
Speaker 4: he has a bad accountant, or if he's that stupid.
Speaker 1: But he's been but I mean think about it, like
Speaker 1: he was doing bad checks in Brazil and he like
Speaker 1: like he tried to run from those charges and I'm
Speaker 1: just like looking at his thing. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: like anything right. Like we were just talking about getting
Speaker 1: inspired by watching like like these one person shows like
Speaker 1: Comedy Wise, and you're like, oh, I like that. Maybe
Speaker 1: I could do that, and you move in that direction.
Speaker 1: I think if you're like a scammer, you probably just
Speaker 1: see what's going on. You're like, oh, I could do that,
Speaker 1: Like let me move closer to this. I can do that.
Speaker 1: Oh they're doing it like that, right, get it. I
Speaker 1: know how to get that. And you have someone being like,
Speaker 1: let me get four km botoks, We're going to air mez,
Speaker 1: We're going to Saphora. Get the of pop in it
Speaker 1: is and this is where he is. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. It's part and parcel of our you know.
Speaker 1: I think it's like that's why we say most people
Speaker 1: are not attracted to Congress because of like doing something
Speaker 1: for their constituents or like, bro, if I'm in there,
Speaker 1: so many doors open up to start making money in
Speaker 1: weird fucking ways or just scamming people that you know,
Speaker 1: the allure is a little bit different for some people.
Speaker 2: How much Boat Talks is four thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 2: Boatox performed by somebody who is who lost their license.
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Dicks and penises.
Speaker 4: That's actually very interesting. I didn't think about that because
Speaker 4: probably more than normal. He probably got like ten thousand worth's.
Speaker 1: Like sixty percent off if you ignore my reviews. Yeah right, yes,
Speaker 1: and uh I could really use some good YELP reviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. If you just say, if you say your
Speaker 1: dick implant didn't blow up, just please, I'll give you
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars with the Bottox man, no questions asked.
Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about the Osama bin laden letter.
Speaker 4: But can we also just say that he can't he
Speaker 4: can't run again?
Speaker 1: Like they're yeah, he's not running. He recently announced right
Speaker 1: that he's not running.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was really forced to announce.
Speaker 2: That is not running like this, like dragged yes up
Speaker 2: to the line.
Speaker 4: That is the good. I just want to end on that,
Speaker 4: because it is good that we will not be having
Speaker 4: to deal with him in Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just so wild how the Republicans can get their
Speaker 1: ship together to try and oust one of their people
Speaker 1: when they want to you know what I mean, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 4: I mean, come on, they're homophobic as fuck.
Speaker 1: There yeah. Yeah, But I'm saying when they want yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: when they want to they're like, oh yeah, watch this
Speaker 1: this other guy who was trafficking miners allegedly. No, he
Speaker 1: will let him cook, but let him cook. Yeah. All right.
Speaker 2: Over on TikTok, the latest viral star, according to a
Speaker 2: lot of headlines is Osama bin Locker. Who's this at
Speaker 2: Osama on TikTok? Wow obl the.
Speaker 4: Latest TikTok star, Matt Rife Osama bin Laden, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, but yeah, people have been sharing the letter that
Speaker 2: bin Laden wrote one year after nine eleven, spelling out
Speaker 2: his motives for the attack, which includes the US backing
Speaker 2: of Israel and devastating sanctions in Iraq. And so it
Speaker 2: started with TikTok user Lynette Adkins, who was like, my
Speaker 2: eyes have been opened. I feel like I'm going through
Speaker 2: an existential crisis first time.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's new here, you knew around here.
Speaker 2: But the letter, like, just to be clear, the letter,
Speaker 2: which again was written by Osama bin Laden, contains like
Speaker 2: some wild anti Semitic rants about how the quote Jews
Speaker 2: have quote taken control of the US economy, a full
Speaker 2: pair parographs like the thing that he really seems to
Speaker 2: take issue with is Bill Clinton's blowjob. That's He's like,
Speaker 2: that's the thing that's gonna go down in history.
Speaker 4: Anti sex work, which is as yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Not the courifinally, yeah, pretty, I think that's verified for
Speaker 1: most people. I'm sure I was going hard on the
Speaker 1: Clintons too, because they were the ones who were just
Speaker 1: letting all those Iraqi children die, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: So he probably.
Speaker 2: Like yo, and on top of that, right, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: but yeah, there's a lot he's right. At one point
Speaker 2: he calls it's a satanic American invention.
Speaker 4: So it's on the Bob Marley tip. I feel you, dog, it's.
Speaker 1: A Babylon ting.
Speaker 2: But so the Guardian, who had previously published the letter
Speaker 2: in full, took the highly unusual step of removing it
Speaker 2: from their website.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: Some of the reports has made it seem like young
Speaker 2: people are reading the letter and instantly becoming like radicalized,
Speaker 2: but I don't know. It seems like it's probably more
Speaker 2: likely that they it's I don't think they just suddenly
Speaker 2: love Osama bin Laden and are like super happy that
Speaker 2: nine eleven happened. But the letter offers a perspective that
Speaker 2: is contradictory to like what was taught in the aftermath
Speaker 2: of nine to eleven. But there does seem to be
Speaker 2: a lot of anti Semitism like happening all over the
Speaker 2: place now, Like obviously in this letter, Elon Musk is
Speaker 2: responding to someone saying that Jewish people have been pushing
Speaker 2: hatred against whites by saying, you have said the truth,
Speaker 2: like just openly, like just textbook white power brand anti semitism,
Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, I endorse this as the truth.
Speaker 2: Like so again, like anti Semitism is real, Like anyone
Speaker 2: who's existed on the Internet for any period of time
Speaker 2: knows that, Like it's real. It popped up when you
Speaker 2: least expect it, Like it's fucking terrifying. Like I totally
Speaker 2: am worried about anti semitism. It's just it makes the
Speaker 2: whole conversation incredibly difficult to have when people are conflating
Speaker 2: anti Semitism with calling for a ceasefire or for protection
Speaker 2: of innocent lives.
Speaker 1: Or just conflating like just people like look like no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I think a lot of the things that
Speaker 1: I saw on TikTok where people were like, oh my God,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like Osama bin Laden is fucking bay like right,
Speaker 1: They're more It's like when the first time I wrote
Speaker 1: the People's read the People's History in the United States,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what in the fuck is you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I didn't know all this.
Speaker 1: They didn't fucking tell me this is seventh grade. They
Speaker 1: didn't tell me this in APUs history, And I thought
Speaker 1: I was a fucking I thought I knew fucking everything.
Speaker 1: And I think that they're having that similar moment because
Speaker 1: I think for us, we saw nine to eleven in
Speaker 1: real time. We saw the Islamophobia in real time. We
Speaker 1: saw the manufacturing of consent real time. We saw the
Speaker 1: destruction of the Middle East in real time. And so
Speaker 1: for some for older people who had their eye on it,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, this is this is how
Speaker 1: American hegemony works. And I think for a lot of
Speaker 1: younger people, this is something that they're reading and it's
Speaker 1: just kind of complete. Like you said, it's fucking with
Speaker 1: their whole worldview that they probably had when everyone was
Speaker 1: like raw rah, they hate our freedom fries. They want,
Speaker 1: you know, support the troops. Oh you don't support the troops.
Speaker 1: So you're pro terror. You know, they were saying, like
Speaker 1: there was all kinds of shit like that back then
Speaker 1: if you didn't support the fucking troops. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: it's but you do see so many takes now who
Speaker 1: are like, you see what happening with TikTok. It's fucking
Speaker 1: radicalizing these kids and TikTok on Monday, they put out
Speaker 1: a press release. They're like, just so you know, demographically,
Speaker 1: younger people have been support having more sympathy towards Palestine.
Speaker 1: It's been increasing since like we've measured it with like
Speaker 1: like in like with gallop poles and polling since like millennials.
Speaker 1: And they're like, it's not like and they're like, they're
Speaker 1: like and if people are like, well, how come this
Speaker 1: hashtag has been viewed so many more times? How come
Speaker 1: hashtag free Palestine has been viewed so many more times?
Speaker 1: They're prioritizing it. They're like, that hashtag has existed for years,
Speaker 1: where hashtags stand with Israel is not even two months old.
Speaker 1: So they're like why, Like, and I get too, there's
Speaker 1: algorithms that are floating it, and they said, our algorithms
Speaker 1: are just meant to do with a thing positive reinforcement.
Speaker 1: If you're engaging with a certain thing, we're gonna keep
Speaker 1: giving you more of a certain thing. So it's just
Speaker 1: a lot going on. And I've seen so many conservative
Speaker 1: and like establishment democrats sort of like take this thing
Speaker 1: and have a really bad faith interpretation of what's happening
Speaker 1: and being like all these kids are al Qaeda.
Speaker 4: Now, right, And you know the other thing is too
Speaker 4: with a lot of these younger people, is this is
Speaker 4: their first in terms of this literal letter. This is
Speaker 4: our first taste of like watching the actions of the
Speaker 4: establishment come down swiftly because the Guardian taking it down
Speaker 4: was proof right that they didn't want them, the establishment,
Speaker 4: the media doesn't want them reading this, which again goes
Speaker 4: back to both of your points where it's like it's
Speaker 4: not like these people are like, oh my god, I
Speaker 4: want to suck a Sama's deck now. And I haven't
Speaker 4: seen people be like I'm suddenly anti Jewish. It's more
Speaker 4: just like, oh shit, world history is a thing I
Speaker 4: should probably know a little more about. And that's what
Speaker 4: I'm hoping is the broader interpretation because I've definitely been
Speaker 4: in conversations with because just because I'm Salvadorian I've had people,
Speaker 4: and it's usually older white men that are like, oh,
Speaker 4: do you know El Sabiter's history, And I'm just like, yeah, I, motherfucker,
Speaker 4: I do. Like there's that's the reason I'm here, and
Speaker 4: I very much know about it, and I'm pretty well
Speaker 4: versed in it. But it just it's so common for
Speaker 4: quote unquote younger people to be looked at as like
Speaker 4: they don't we don't know anything about the world, and
Speaker 4: that's been mostly true, right, but this is proving that
Speaker 4: actually these young people will give a fuck and want
Speaker 4: to talk about it, and they don't want to just
Speaker 4: adopt the beliefs of their parents. And also they don't
Speaker 4: want to adopt the lifestyle of just letting shit be
Speaker 4: as it is, you know, yeah, right, that's what's interesting
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: But maybe read the people's history of the United States
Speaker 2: instead of something I mean, you can.
Speaker 1: That's not you share opening.
Speaker 4: This is the opening. This is the introduction. We all
Speaker 4: just like with comedy, right, you fucking you like fucking
Speaker 4: bang Cook when you're a teenager, like I did. I
Speaker 4: love Ding Cook when I was a teenager, and then
Speaker 4: you you're like this material fucking blows ass, and then
Speaker 4: you fucking find Patrise O'Neill or whoever the fuck. And
Speaker 4: you know, nowadays it's you know, Matt Rife not the
Speaker 4: best comedian, but he is an open opening for Ralph Barbosa,
Speaker 4: is an opening for these young people to watch something
Speaker 4: that has been established. That's that's even greater than not
Speaker 4: to even shit on either of those dudes at all.
Speaker 4: They're just young. They're literally what both twenty seven years old,
Speaker 4: Like their comedy is great for a twenty seven year old,
Speaker 4: you know. And I think the comedy I got when
Speaker 4: I was younger was way more terrible because it was
Speaker 4: really just like the most narrow minded yeah, and we
Speaker 4: were like, yeah, that's fine. I mean, I remember loving
Speaker 4: Sarah Silvera when I was a teenager, and it's like
Speaker 4: this mischid blackface, and I was like, yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean, Like you just you
Speaker 4: you consume what's in front of you, but if you
Speaker 4: have access to more, then you should fucking be consuming
Speaker 4: this ship that is more interesting to you. And I
Speaker 4: think that's what this is. Where it's like Osama bin
Speaker 4: Laden is the Dane Cook of the world history information,
Speaker 4: and you know, you got to get to the Bill
Speaker 4: Bird books and theres Neil books and whatever the George
Speaker 4: Carlin's the better shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see yeah hopefully suddenly like yeah in two
Speaker 1: weeks time. Like people are like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: they went too far with the bin laden letter. But
Speaker 1: I think, like to your point, Jack, I'm hoping because
Speaker 1: to me, it's just it. It looks like I remember
Speaker 1: when I was so curious about the world, I tried
Speaker 1: to look for anything that was giving me some kind
Speaker 1: of answer other than the one I was getting in school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then then from there you have
Speaker 1: to begin parsing through that information and understanding, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: what's this person's perspective there, and what is is there?
Speaker 1: Is there something that seems more objective whatever? But yeah,
Speaker 1: like the whole thing where like the because I think
Speaker 1: this is also being used too to paint people who
Speaker 1: are supporting the Palestinian people to be like hateful, anti Semitic,
Speaker 1: shay want that like, and that's what I always see,
Speaker 1: Like I see so many people now like look what's
Speaker 1: happening to the left. Look what's happening to the left.
Speaker 1: Look what Like it's just it feels very calculated or
Speaker 1: just misinformed or whatever. But I see how this kind
Speaker 1: of bad faith perspective on this feeds into ultimately how
Speaker 1: they want to kind of cast dispersions on people who
Speaker 1: are calling for peace. Right, Yeah, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're
Speaker 1: bad for me to do it.
Speaker 2: You were kind of I don't know, sometimes.
Speaker 1: You like to do it.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, what's taking so long?
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, he wants me to do it?
Speaker 1: Then we're black guys.
Speaker 4: Jack O'Brien, I'm a piece of ship miles.
Speaker 1: Back to you. Why did you sound like a Dutch DJ?
Speaker 4: How I see Jack?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're right, I'm Jack O'Brien coming here.
Speaker 4: Bryan music and politics, and my children are the best
Speaker 4: number one kids.
Speaker 1: Shout out the families. What is that from David Ghetto? Dude?
Speaker 1: After fucking the George Floyd ship, he was on a rooftop,
Speaker 1: remember he was doing a drop on that Martin Luther
Speaker 1: King speech, and it's like, shout out to other families
Speaker 1: and we're like bro families, the David Ghetto of podcasting.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are. That's a check though.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, let's talk about some more religious persecution
Speaker 2: that we're seeing. And I am, of course talking about
Speaker 2: the War on Christmas. Come on, guys, it's don't don't
Speaker 2: pretend like it's not. Usually usually we're hearing quite a
Speaker 2: bit about.
Speaker 1: The War on Christmas by now. But Fox News still
Speaker 1: they're they're struggling to get it off the ground this year. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jesse Waters did a whole segment about.
Speaker 4: I love when Jack is funny. That's my favorite because it.
Speaker 1: Folds you in half, you literally your whole postures.
Speaker 4: I've never seen it coming. I love to listen. I
Speaker 4: can hear it.
Speaker 2: There it is.
Speaker 4: Let me get back.
Speaker 2: So he talked about, first of all, his opener was
Speaker 2: pretty good, he said, talk about someone being funny.
Speaker 1: He said that the War on Christmas.
Speaker 2: Comes earlier and earlier every year, probably because of climate change,
Speaker 2: which doesn't even really to me.
Speaker 4: Bro Come on, use your brain, use your third high.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does. It makes sense in like a more
Speaker 1: of a you know, poetic license.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 2: He then talked about how two local news stories are
Speaker 2: proof that they're coming for Christmas. There's a Georgia company
Speaker 2: that had swapped Christmas Eve for Juneteenth, which is two
Speaker 2: months old, and it merely involves with Georgia Healthcare company
Speaker 2: making Juneteenth the paid holiday instead of Christmas Eve, and
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 1: Cool, Yeah, which one y'all want? Yeah, you get in one.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, we'll do juneteen, all right, bless y'all.
Speaker 2: It's definitely not the fault of the company who's not
Speaker 2: willing to give their employees an extra day off and
Speaker 2: instead are specifically politicizing the issue on purpose. It must
Speaker 2: be that liberalism is out of control, because as we know,
Speaker 2: you know, progressive hate workers getting time off, right. And
Speaker 2: then there is a story of a woke, Wisconsin city
Speaker 2: council which is banning employees from putting up Christmas decorations
Speaker 2: during the holidays, suggesting they use more neutral and inclusive decorations, suggesting, suggesting,
Speaker 2: and then a few days later they were like, we
Speaker 2: specifically said this was merely a suggestion, not a policy. No,
Speaker 2: one's actually barred from putting up Christmas decorations. And you know,
Speaker 2: of course, no, no correction, no, no anything. It's just
Speaker 2: they're coming, they're banning Christmas trees.
Speaker 1: It's so it's just it doesn't I remember, like even
Speaker 1: a year ago, it kind of hit different like now
Speaker 1: I feel like, are they just completely gassed, Like they're
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, man, fucking one Christmas again.
Speaker 4: They're listening a little bit, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like the old material is not working anymore,
Speaker 1: but you're still doing it. Huh.
Speaker 4: I just don't understand why people aren't down to celebrate
Speaker 4: all the holidays, Like, bitch, you have more gifts, more
Speaker 4: different snacks at work, Like what's surprise bluff?
Speaker 1: Right right? I think it's like the same way they
Speaker 1: were getting upset about, like the fucking what is it
Speaker 1: the new target ship that they were selling, like the
Speaker 1: new ornaments or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well they got gay ornaments now, and get
Speaker 4: these gay ass ornaments hat.
Speaker 1: We're wearing a rainbow hat.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I mean so stupid.
Speaker 1: They're trying to make the ballet.
Speaker 4: He thought he was straight out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my man is graceful with his nuts all out.
Speaker 1: Did you match? Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Robbie Williams in that special had this funny ass line
Speaker 4: he goes, which is the ballet? You know, when you
Speaker 4: go to the ballet, the men's tights are so tight
Speaker 4: that you can tell what religion they are.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 4: Watch Robin Williams old ship.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's also a black Santa in a wheelchair,
Speaker 2: and people were pissed off because what one comment or said,
Speaker 2: how on earth is he supposed to go down the chimney?
Speaker 2: So oh, I'm right, because how is a small plastic
Speaker 2: facsimile of a fictional deity going to bring you a
Speaker 2: free Nintendo switch if it's in a wheelchair?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How how it's I mean, it makes sense. You know.
Speaker 1: This is always what happens with inclusivity is basically they
Speaker 1: don't like when the spotlight widens to shed light on
Speaker 1: more people. They're like, it used to just be on us.
Speaker 1: It used to just be all on us. It was
Speaker 1: only white cis Head Christian people that was a spotlight,
Speaker 1: and then it got a little bit wider. We had
Speaker 1: to include immigrants and black people, and then then there
Speaker 1: was gay people, and then it gets wider and wider,
Speaker 1: and then we're just gonna get lost in the sea
Speaker 1: of people and the spotlight won't be honest, and it's like,
Speaker 1: come the fuck on, really, just like it's really harming
Speaker 1: you to see all this shit. But I'm I don't,
Speaker 1: I can't expect to, you know, reason with that kind
Speaker 1: of ignorance, but so transparent.
Speaker 4: I will also say I am concerned for the child
Speaker 4: that sees sand in a wheelchair and he's like, who
Speaker 4: broke Santa's legs?
Speaker 1: And why? Yeah, and then they're like, man, at least
Speaker 1: people some money. You know, the police makes.
Speaker 4: People some milks. Yeah, we ate the wrong cookies. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: wash your hands every time you eat, like they're gonna
Speaker 4: turn into you know, parents are gonna turn into a lesson.
Speaker 1: Right easily easily? Oh you know, because he was rubbing
Speaker 1: his eyes too much. Yeah, exactly, it turns into rubs. Yeah. Good.
Speaker 4: And yet there's always something weird about that ship.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: In terms of Google searches, the phrase war on Christmas
Speaker 2: has been down pretty consistently since basically the Obama administration.
Speaker 2: So the peak year was in two thousand and five
Speaker 2: for unclear reasons, maybe just I don't know, they were
Speaker 2: looking for anything under the radar that they could use
Speaker 2: to fuel their religious war, you know, but not make
Speaker 2: it clear that it was a religious war. So two
Speaker 2: thousand and five, and then during the Obama administration, the
Speaker 2: recent high point was twenty thirteen, so that was when
Speaker 2: it was working. But it does feel like it's most
Speaker 2: lead driven by Fox News, Like.
Speaker 1: You need Fox News with a person of color in
Speaker 1: the White House, and you've got fucking gold.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the good recipe.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, even I remember when, like when Trump was
Speaker 1: in office, it was just kind of like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go, and he would even say the thing.
Speaker 1: But it's now it's not even like an event anymore,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just become commonplace. It's like, yep, and
Speaker 1: that's what happens every December November they declare war on
Speaker 1: the Nutcracker and Santa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a big war on Christmas person, like
Speaker 2: early on, I think, even before he was president. But
Speaker 2: then I wonder if it has to do with the
Speaker 2: fact that his wife is on wax being like, who
Speaker 2: gives a shit about Christmas?
Speaker 1: Fuck Christmas? Yeah, yeah, you want to see the inside
Speaker 1: of this house for the holidays. It looks like a
Speaker 1: blood nightmare. Now enjoy Merry Christmas, you piece of shit.
Speaker 4: I guess I just find it funny that people get
Speaker 4: mad if you because I've done it. Roo I'm like,
Speaker 4: happy Holidays? Is it goes Merry Christmas? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: merry Christmas. I also celebrate Christmas. I'm just saying happy
Speaker 4: holidays because New Year's Thanksgiving. It's just holidays. It's not
Speaker 4: necessarily anti Christmas. But I do always find it funny
Speaker 4: when people want to make it a point to say
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas after you say happy Holidays, because I'm all
Speaker 4: just like, yeah, merry Christmas, bitch, like I don't Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's fine, I don't care. I don't actually I don't
Speaker 4: care like you.
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh okay, okay, I happy all lives Matt yeah gets.
Speaker 1: Like oh fuck off man, but yeah happy. It's like
Speaker 1: so unoffensive. But again, it's it's meant to they need
Speaker 1: to rhetorically have that sort of superiority. It's like rhetorical
Speaker 1: holiday superiority. Yeah, it's yeah, buy them gifts, so buy
Speaker 1: them gifts. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So in October twenty twelve, Fox mentioned war on Christmas
Speaker 2: more than fifty times.
Speaker 1: This year.
Speaker 2: They didn't mention it at all.
Speaker 1: Until now, basically, yeah, yeah, so that's wild in October.
Speaker 1: In October they were going for it. Wow, they got it.
Speaker 4: They got to get a Maria carry person up in
Speaker 4: there and be like not yes Christmas, not yes, it's time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wonder if that's if just the fact
Speaker 2: that Muri Carrey has formalized the beginning of the Christmas
Speaker 2: season has changed it, or if it's just because they've
Speaker 2: succeeded in making Christians feel like they're the victims of discrimination,
Speaker 2: and so which could it be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's Maria, But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's Uh, it seems like a bullshit story. But the
Speaker 2: underlying goal of it to make Christian people feel like
Speaker 2: they're persecuted a persecuted minority.
Speaker 1: Has six Yeah, very successful campaign, to the point that
Speaker 1: they don't even have to spew the propaganda anymore. It's
Speaker 1: just taken as truth. So yeah, well done, Fox News,
Speaker 1: well done.
Speaker 2: In October, you go asked Americans how much discrimination different
Speaker 2: groups face in the United States, and Republicans were more
Speaker 2: likely to say Christians faced at least a fair amount
Speaker 2: of discrimination than they were to say the same.
Speaker 1: Of Jewish people or black people.
Speaker 2: They were more likely to say white people face discrimination
Speaker 2: than to say black people did.
Speaker 1: So is that on your list for Santa to be?
Speaker 1: To live that reality? Fucking losers?
Speaker 4: Dear Santa.
Speaker 2: For Christmas this year, I would like to try discrimination.
Speaker 4: I would like to try to.
Speaker 1: I want to know what systemic oppression really feels like.
Speaker 1: What kind of holiday movie is that? Oh man, that's
Speaker 1: just what i'd watch.
Speaker 4: A killer, that's for sure. That's a banger right.
Speaker 1: There, for real, I'm not ai write that one. Shit.
Speaker 2: Well, Marcella as always such a pleasure having you on.
Speaker 1: The daily life.
Speaker 4: Jack, don't lie. Don't fucking lie to these people. We
Speaker 4: know what you think about me every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in tears every time you sign office like
Speaker 1: that was the best episode we ever had.
Speaker 2: I'm good at crying quietly, so you I can't hear
Speaker 2: that I'm crying, but the tears are streaming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you got them. You had them small children
Speaker 4: to think about. That's why you're good at crying quietly.
Speaker 4: You gotta hide it from them kids.
Speaker 1: That's right. Where can people find you? Follow you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff? Guys.
Speaker 4: I will be headlining in Vegas and Dayton, Kentucky the
Speaker 4: week of November twenty eighth, Please get tickets, and then
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Speaker 4: He's headlining, I'm opening, so please check out those.
Speaker 1: And you will be a good opener. Right. We'll seek and.
Speaker 4: Actually my how I do opening is how he determines
Speaker 4: how well he's gonna do because if people aren't ready
Speaker 4: for my spicy takes, he's like, ooh, bitch, they're not
Speaker 4: gonna fucking like his gay shit. And but you can
Speaker 4: find me at Marcella Comedy. Across all social media. I
Speaker 4: have a new album called Mercury and Reggaeton. My HBO
Speaker 4: special is always streaming on Max and my first album
Speaker 4: Loke Bull is available. Also, I was on had that
Speaker 4: two B show. I always forget to mention that that's
Speaker 4: still available on two BE called the Cash spelled the Cachet,
Speaker 4: but for some reason we said the Cash and I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I also realized still stream on HBO Max's comedy Knockout.
Speaker 4: If you go on YouTube, you can buy the episodes
Speaker 4: I was on at Midnight Bach. There's so much of
Speaker 4: me you guys can consume if you like me, because
Speaker 4: I haven't been being funny online really at least sometimes
Speaker 4: I am, but you know this warshit really got my
Speaker 4: brain fucked up. Yeah, uh so can consume all my
Speaker 4: funny shit that I worked very hard on the past
Speaker 4: whatever seventeen years because I and see me live, I
Speaker 4: swear to god, I'll be funny live. But online it's
Speaker 4: a lot of retweets, yeah, world news retweets, Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: Jack working people for Miles. Who wants to go first,
Speaker 4: it gets usually Myles. Huh, Jack controls the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, no, you gotta tell us a fucking tweet
Speaker 1: or work at social media or any kind of media
Speaker 1: that you fucking Oh oh my god.
Speaker 4: I okay, you guys know LeVar Burton, American treasure, American
Speaker 4: literary treasure. LeVar Burton. So I think two days ago
Speaker 4: he uh was hosting the National Book Award ceremony because
Speaker 4: of that stupid bitch Drew Barrymore fucking that shit up.
Speaker 4: But we got LeVar Burton as a replacement.
Speaker 1: Oh she oh, she was supposed to host it.
Speaker 4: She's supposed to host it, and then she went against
Speaker 4: her writers and people, and then everyone was like, uh,
Speaker 4: how's she gonna award? I mean, how was she gonna
Speaker 4: host a National Book Award ceremony? That's like the most
Speaker 4: disrespectful shit. These are all writers. So they got they
Speaker 4: fucking dumped that bitch and they got LeVar Burton. And
Speaker 4: when he came out, he said before we get going,
Speaker 4: are there any moms for liberty in the house? No good,
Speaker 4: then hands will not need to be thrown tonight, which
Speaker 4: is incredible. But what's even more funny is somebody I
Speaker 4: retweeted this person they are what's their name at Heather
Speaker 4: Joe Chen's Joe Chins, and they did they rewrote the
Speaker 4: lyrics to the reading Rainbow, and then other people, somebody,
Speaker 4: somebody that follows me responded to them shout out to
Speaker 4: anxious millennial cowboy, and it has basically turned into I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do the song because I think this is a
Speaker 4: more respectful way to honor this these series of tweets.
Speaker 4: Butterfly in the sky, I'd like to see a bitch
Speaker 4: try just take a look at my left hook. They're
Speaker 4: seeing rainbow. I can whoop anything, So shout out to
Speaker 4: all those people. I'm so glad I retweeted that because
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna even put that on my TikTok
Speaker 4: because that shit cracked me up so much. I've been
Speaker 4: going every time it keeps getting retweeted, and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, sometimes that sh get annoying after a while,
Speaker 4: but this shit, I'm like, I'm loving all the replies.
Speaker 4: They're so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Beautifully executed, well song. Sorry my internet is cutting in
Speaker 2: and out my work.
Speaker 4: Can people find you?
Speaker 1: Thank you for a second, Jack, I got worried because
Speaker 1: you you look deep in thought for a long time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh that's yeah. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: was like and I was watching, I was like, is
Speaker 1: his his shoulders moving? Like? Is he breathing? Is he blinking?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh no, he should just crashed anyway. Uh,
Speaker 1: find me at all the app places at Miles of Gray,
Speaker 1: find Jackie and I in our basketball podcast, Miles and Jack.
Speaker 1: Blake Wexler was the guest this week, So yeah, wild one,
Speaker 1: and then check me and Sophia Alexandra out on for
Speaker 1: twenty Day Fiance. If you like ninety day Fiance, Let's
Speaker 1: see anything I like.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 1: I've never really been on the Twitter, but I will
Speaker 1: say that I'm still watching Blue Eye Samurai. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just keep saying that it's just wild animation. Where is
Speaker 1: it on Netflix? Okay, I'm gonna tell you about It's
Speaker 1: about a biracial Japanese samurai.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know that it was literal.
Speaker 1: It was like I'd be like a band name, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a doupe dope dope anime.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Got Marcella, thank you so much for asking.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, O'Brien
Speaker 2: tweet I've been enjoying from Charlene de Guzman tweeted, if
Speaker 2: you accidentally get your sweater sleeves wet, you should be
Speaker 2: allowed to go home.
Speaker 1: I think that's so what wet sweater sleeves The fucking
Speaker 1: I hate it the worst thing.
Speaker 4: When it's just a little bit too you're just like,
Speaker 4: suck the whole thing, just stick.
Speaker 1: My hands worst.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O Brian.
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Speaker 2: our episodes and our footnote. We'll link off to the
Speaker 2: information that we talked about in today is episode, as
Speaker 2: well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 2: what song do we think people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Just enjoy the autumn colors In the few places you
Speaker 1: can find them in La and I just thought of
Speaker 1: this track by nujah Bess, who's you know, one of
Speaker 1: the great beat makers of all time. You know, he's
Speaker 1: up there with the Jay Dilla, you know, jazzy hip hop,
Speaker 1: head nod beats and this, and you know, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: also he passed away many years ago, but his music
Speaker 1: is infinite. This track is called Color of Autumn. Buy
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Speaker 1: check it out.
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Speaker 2: That is going to do it for us this week.
Speaker 2: We are back on Monday with a whole new episode
Speaker 2: telling you what was trending over the weekend, with an
Speaker 2: episode on Tuesday talking to an expert and over the
Speaker 2: weekend just giving you a breakdown of everything he missed.
Speaker 1: If you didn't catch every episode this week, that's gonna
Speaker 1: do it for us.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend everyone, By Nice.
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