WEBVTT - Bedside Manners 7: The Making of a Man

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<v Speaker 1>John Graham's bed was magnificent, and for the price of

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<v Speaker 1>fifty pounds, curious married couples could spend a night there,

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<v Speaker 1>though it was explicitly stated that no one would be sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>About one hundred years before P. T. Barnum would refine

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<v Speaker 1>the art of the showman, John was making a name

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<v Speaker 1>for himself with his big bed and even bigger promises.

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<v Speaker 1>John had created the eighteenth century version of a magical, mystical,

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<v Speaker 1>spiritually infused love, hotel and spa in the name of

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<v Speaker 1>health and wellness. And he did it in the heart

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<v Speaker 1>of London and what would look something like a huge

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<v Speaker 1>piece of performance art today. John's looks and bravado had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten him a long way. He was smart, he was arrogant,

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<v Speaker 1>and he described himself not just as a doctor of

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<v Speaker 1>the body, but of the soul. Like many folks of

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<v Speaker 1>his time, John saw the money to be made in

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<v Speaker 1>driving cures. One avenue into this industry that he tried

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<v Speaker 1>was becoming a surgeon, but he never graduated from medical school.

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<v Speaker 1>For some time he took to the American colonies to

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<v Speaker 1>study with the luminaries of the day. It's said that

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<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia he learned about electricity from one of Benjamin

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<v Speaker 1>Franklin's collaborators, but fled back to London at the outbreak

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<v Speaker 1>of the American Revolution. He continued traveling the continent in

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<v Speaker 1>search of healing remedies and of course, a quick buck.

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<v Speaker 1>Upon his return to London, and with some success and

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<v Speaker 1>followers in tow, he opened up his Temple of Health

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<v Speaker 1>and Hymen on the River Thames in seventeen eighty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Graham's Temple was a brilliant site made of stone and

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<v Speaker 1>soaring columns and air perfumed with spice and flowers. Candelabrus glistened,

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<v Speaker 1>and light beams danced on the mirrors as visitors were

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to walk the halls. There were tall stained glass

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<v Speaker 1>windows in lecture halls and shops to buy bottles of potions.

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<v Speaker 1>A large statue of the Goddess Hyman herself was carved

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<v Speaker 1>in stone, seemingly looking over and out for everyone who

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<v Speaker 1>entered her domain. The centerpiece of John's newly opened temple,

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<v Speaker 1>as you now know, was his enormous canopied nine by

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<v Speaker 1>twelve foot celestial bed. Though he advertised a myriad of

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<v Speaker 1>treatments to the general public, this was the one that

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<v Speaker 1>turned the most heads, and for good reason. It held

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<v Speaker 1>promise for couples who dreamed of conceiving, and was designed

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<v Speaker 1>with the latest in technological advancements. The bed moved with

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<v Speaker 1>the arduous pair, maximizing its angle for conception. It was

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<v Speaker 1>held aloft by forty glass pillars flushed with magnets and

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<v Speaker 1>electrical currents. Movements from the bed queued a set of

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<v Speaker 1>pipe organs that played in rhythm and time of the

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<v Speaker 1>people romping around, a true erotic cacophony. Although we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any recordings of this, the research promises that these

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<v Speaker 1>sounds were more celestial than one might think. He sold

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of procreation to the general public as a

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<v Speaker 1>patriotic duty. But under that veneer, John was getting away

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<v Speaker 1>with something else. He was talking free about sex, and

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<v Speaker 1>he made an entire spectacle of it, a spectacle in

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<v Speaker 1>which those who had experienced shame around infertility could pay

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<v Speaker 1>good money for the latest technological solution to their woes.

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<v Speaker 1>He was quick to give out health and life advice,

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<v Speaker 1>and people would pay him for that privilege. What John

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<v Speaker 1>had done was tappened to something that Charlatan's had long

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<v Speaker 1>been in the game of They profited on hopes and

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<v Speaker 1>dreams through smoke and mirrors and sly smiles. He was

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<v Speaker 1>handsome and charming and undoubtedly had the appeal to sell

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<v Speaker 1>sex and solutions. He wasn't the first or the last

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<v Speaker 1>person to sweet talk their way into people's wallets with

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<v Speaker 1>extreme promises alongside legitimate medical marvels. The history of medicine

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<v Speaker 1>is likewise filled with bad ideas based on good intentions,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course the opposite existed as well, bad ideas

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<v Speaker 1>with much more selfish intent and harmful outcomes. Sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>intentions of those in the remedy business were hard to discern,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when they dealt with deeply personal problems, the kind

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<v Speaker 1>that were only whispered about for many. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>world of fear and shame, fertile ground that some of

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<v Speaker 1>the greediest Charlatans thrived off of. I'm Aaron Manke and

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to bedside Manners. John Romulus Brinkley mixed up a

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<v Speaker 1>tonic and remembered his father fondly. His dad had been

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<v Speaker 1>a mountain man and folk healer, conscripted into the Civil

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<v Speaker 1>War as a medic before returning to his beloved North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>There he studied with a country doctor, creating a practice

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<v Speaker 1>deeply based in the mountains he loved. Little John had

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<v Speaker 1>always wanted to grow up to be like his dad.

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<v Speaker 1>To become a proper doctor, he was told he had

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<v Speaker 1>to attend medical school. The price tag for such an endeavor, however,

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<v Speaker 1>was way out of the question. He didn't have money,

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<v Speaker 1>but he sure dreamt of it. John grew up, left

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<v Speaker 1>his home and got a job as a telegraph operator.

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<v Speaker 1>This seemed like the best option for him at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was good at it. He made a soaring

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<v Speaker 1>forty five dollars per month, but still he felt dissatisfied.

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<v Speaker 1>One day he was called home. John's aunt, the last

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<v Speaker 1>of the people who had raised him, was dying, and

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<v Speaker 1>he would be the one to put her into the

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<v Speaker 1>family cemetery. Standing at her grave side, he was taken

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<v Speaker 1>with a pretty blonde who he had known earlier in life.

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<v Speaker 1>Their courtship began, and he and Sallie Wilke married about

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<v Speaker 1>a month later, in January of nineteen oh seven. He

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<v Speaker 1>and Salie's marriage would prove to be a tumultuous one,

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<v Speaker 1>but she found it within herself to stick with him,

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<v Speaker 1>at least for a little while. This is how she

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<v Speaker 1>found herself as John's assistant for his traveling medicine show,

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<v Speaker 1>moving from town to town and hawking various nostrums and cures,

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<v Speaker 1>charming local residence with promises and answers. He was witty

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<v Speaker 1>and entertaining to boots, performing songs and skits that extolled

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<v Speaker 1>the virtues of everything he had to sell. The machine

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<v Speaker 1>that was the itinerant medicine show in which John had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten himself wrapped up in was reaching its peak popularity

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<v Speaker 1>in the early twentieth century. These shows sold songs and promises,

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<v Speaker 1>all wrapped up in spectacle and canvas as their wagons

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<v Speaker 1>rolled through town. Performers and salespeople sold patent medicines, typically

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<v Speaker 1>proprietary blended tonics that claimed to cure everything from blindness

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<v Speaker 1>to hair loss, to wrinkles and gout, and just about

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<v Speaker 1>all the other things in between. Now the snake oil

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<v Speaker 1>salesman was the figure who rose to prominence during this

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<v Speaker 1>time and permanently cemented himself in our vocabulary as shorthand

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<v Speaker 1>for a huckster. The snake oil that was sold at

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<v Speaker 1>shows was largely just a riff on a topical healing

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<v Speaker 1>oil that was brought by Chinese immigrants who worked the

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<v Speaker 1>Western railroads. What was actually in the jars that Brinkley

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<v Speaker 1>and his ilk sold, well, that was their secret to

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<v Speaker 1>keep Now, as anyone who's done seasonal or gig works know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a hard life. He and Sally eventually found themselves

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago, and he with a steadier paycheck working for

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<v Speaker 1>Western Union, but he hated it. The dreams of practicing

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<v Speaker 1>real medicine had never left him. He would just find

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<v Speaker 1>another way. As medicine became more of a professional endeavor,

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<v Speaker 1>medical schools popped up across the country. However, not all

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<v Speaker 1>of these institutions were created equal. The worst of the

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<v Speaker 1>worst were simply diploma mills, or anyone who could pay

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<v Speaker 1>enough to get a piece of paper could call themselves

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor. In eighteen forty seven, the American Medical Association

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<v Speaker 1>was founded as an answer to all of this. Their

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<v Speaker 1>goal was to legitimize facilities and sniff out the quacks.

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<v Speaker 1>They did their best, but it was often like playing

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<v Speaker 1>whack a mole. By June of nineteen oh eight, John

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<v Speaker 1>submitted an application and had found his way to Bennett

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<v Speaker 1>Colectic Medical College in Chicago. While enrolled there, he did

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<v Speaker 1>double duty as a student and telegraph operator, managing to

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<v Speaker 1>estrange his wife and split from his family in the process.

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<v Speaker 1>He quit school with the year left to go, figuring

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<v Speaker 1>that he had learned enough to get a leg up.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe not. You see, he would eventually enroll in

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<v Speaker 1>the eclectic Medical University of Kansas City, an institution which

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<v Speaker 1>the American Medical Association and the licensing boards of forty

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<v Speaker 1>different states refused to recognize because of alleged unethical practices.

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<v Speaker 1>He eventually left there too, and received a diploma from

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<v Speaker 1>the Kansas City College of Medicine, an infamous diploma mill

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<v Speaker 1>It allowed him to register for a medical license in Arkansas,

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<v Speaker 1>which at that time had reciprocity in several other states.

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<v Speaker 1>But it wasn't just his brief attendance at medical school

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<v Speaker 1>that would decidedly change the trajectory of John's career. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was something else. He found himself traveling the Midwest

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<v Speaker 1>during the heyday of the meat packing industry, and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>inspiration strikes in the most unlikely of places. You see.

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<v Speaker 1>While working his job one day as the resident surgeon

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<v Speaker 1>for the Swift and Company meatpacking plant in Kansas City, Missouri,

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<v Speaker 1>he was watching goats in the last moments of their life,

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<v Speaker 1>they continued to exhibit vim and vigor and enthusiasm for

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<v Speaker 1>their lady penmates. He was regaled with tales of the

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<v Speaker 1>heartiness of these particular goats, and of their ability to

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<v Speaker 1>stay healthy even in the most disgusting of conditions. What if,

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<v Speaker 1>he thought to himself, we humans could glean some of

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<v Speaker 1>this vigor ourselves from these animals, And all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden an idea began to crystallize, and without knowing it,

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<v Speaker 1>John's next chapter had begun to right itself. John knew

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity when he saw one. In nineteen sixteen, he

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<v Speaker 1>had answered an ad in a paper that was calling

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<v Speaker 1>for a town doctor in Milford, Kansas, population two hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>and he hoped that he might even stay there for

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<v Speaker 1>a while. The intervening years had taken John all over,

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<v Speaker 1>working odd jobs and running from debt collectors. He had

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<v Speaker 1>been in the army, although briefly before a nervous breakdown

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<v Speaker 1>earned him a discharge. He had found himself a new

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<v Speaker 1>wife too, though it would later be revealed that he

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<v Speaker 1>had failed to divorce his first. In Tennessee, he had

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<v Speaker 1>spent some time playing doctor and employing his old medicine

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<v Speaker 1>show tricks. Working at what was essentially a proto strip

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<v Speaker 1>mall franchise for men and their venereal diseases, he put

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<v Speaker 1>on a good show, selling supposed cures too sad and

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<v Speaker 1>desperate men. What happened next has been presented in history

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<v Speaker 1>as fact, but it very well could be a legend

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<v Speaker 1>of John's own making. It was recounted in a book

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<v Speaker 1>he later published about his life when he had become

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<v Speaker 1>very rich and somewhat infamous. As the story goes, an

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<v Speaker 1>old farmer walked into his office one day. He told

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<v Speaker 1>John that he was having trouble in the bedroom and

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<v Speaker 1>that his ability to show up to the task had

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<v Speaker 1>been non existent. The farmer said it was unfortunate that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't have billy goat nuts before laughing at his

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<v Speaker 1>own joke. But John wasn't laughing. He was inspired. The

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<v Speaker 1>goat has a long cross cultural reputation for its frisky ways.

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<v Speaker 1>The animal has been characterized in ancient texts and fables

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<v Speaker 1>as horn and insatiable pan. The half goat half man

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<v Speaker 1>in ancient Greek mythology is a figure that comes to mind,

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<v Speaker 1>so it is one of the world's oldest aphrodisiac recipes

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<v Speaker 1>from an eighth century Buddhist text that called for you

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<v Speaker 1>guessed it, goat testicles. John later said that it was

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<v Speaker 1>the farmer's idea and that he insisted on the surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>However it happened. The farmer came back that night. He

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<v Speaker 1>dropped his pants and climbed onto John's table, and there,

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<v Speaker 1>naked as the day he was born. John sliced open

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<v Speaker 1>his scrotum, inserted pieces of goat testicles, and then stitched

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<v Speaker 1>him back up. The farmer came back two weeks later,

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<v Speaker 1>all healed up and with a check for one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty dollars. According to John's telling, the farmer claim

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<v Speaker 1>that he would have given him more if he could.

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<v Speaker 1>The operation, it seems, was a success, and because whispered

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<v Speaker 1>networks are strong in a small town, more men would

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<v Speaker 1>soon be arriving on his doorstep. He proceeded with another

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<v Speaker 1>operation on a man who desperately wanted a child. When

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<v Speaker 1>he was all healed up, he brought his wife in

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<v Speaker 1>for goat's ovary. They wanted to double down on their efforts,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems, and as the story goes, they had a

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<v Speaker 1>healthy baby boy a year later. Thanks to John Brinkley.

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<v Speaker 1>They aptly named him Billy, even as he continued his

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<v Speaker 1>usual doctoring duties. Word quickly spread of John's brave new innovation.

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<v Speaker 1>As it did his visions of dollars signs began to grow.

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<v Speaker 1>He knew he needed an expert to help further get

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<v Speaker 1>the word out, so he hired an ad man. The

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<v Speaker 1>fellow came down from Kansas City and was immediately sold

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<v Speaker 1>on John's new operation. It was nothing short of finding

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<v Speaker 1>the fountain of youth, he thought, and advised John to

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<v Speaker 1>advertise in newspapers, flyers, and mailers. Accordingly, he applied for

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<v Speaker 1>a feature in the Journal of the American Medical Association

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<v Speaker 1>and was soon met with unequivocal rejection for his practice.

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<v Speaker 1>Medicine's governing body thought that he was bad news, but

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<v Speaker 1>it appears that many people did not. This all might

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<v Speaker 1>seem unbelievable that John was actually helping his patients we

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<v Speaker 1>hear of the success stories, But is also true is

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<v Speaker 1>that John had something else working on his side the

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<v Speaker 1>cultural taboo around talking about sex. The operation, you see,

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<v Speaker 1>was simple. He wasn't fundamentally altering the person's plumbing, but

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<v Speaker 1>rather just inserting some extra biological material under the skin. Those,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, posed a large risk of infection and rejection,

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<v Speaker 1>but in the instances where this happened or bedroom activities

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<v Speaker 1>never improved, the shame was heavy, and the willingness of

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<v Speaker 1>patients to speak on such matters was hard to muster.

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<v Speaker 1>Even so, he began to attract higher profile clients who

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<v Speaker 1>not only showed up at his practice but saying his praises,

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<v Speaker 1>notably the chancellor of the University of Chicago Law School,

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<v Speaker 1>who traveled to Milford to have the operation done and

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<v Speaker 1>was so happy with it that he awarded John an

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<v Speaker 1>honorary Doctor of Science degree. A deluge of interest came

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<v Speaker 1>after that, and the subsequent and nearly immediate opening of

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<v Speaker 1>a new hospital in Milford followed. In September of nineteen eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>It was less than a year after the family arrived

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<v Speaker 1>in John and his wife, Minnie, broke ground for the

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<v Speaker 1>Brinkley Jones Hospital and Training School for nurses, notably, as

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<v Speaker 1>the school's vice president, Minnie signed her own diploma. In time,

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<v Speaker 1>the community would be buoyed by his money and his

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<v Speaker 1>newfound fame, as he committed his dollars to public works

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<v Speaker 1>improvement projects all over town. By nineteen twenty four. He

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<v Speaker 1>was well on his way to building an empire. Patients

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<v Speaker 1>had come from across Europe and South America. Some even

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<v Speaker 1>made their way to Milford from South Asia and the

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<v Speaker 1>South Pacific. Ponce de Leon's Fountain of Youth registered as

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more than a legend in their collective imaginations. They

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<v Speaker 1>now had the real deal, John Romulus Brinkley's glandular therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't be long before John's wallet grew thick and

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<v Speaker 1>the American Medical Association began to follow his trail. He

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<v Speaker 1>had gotten their attention. They knew that he wasn't an

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<v Speaker 1>accredited doctor to begin with, tracing his education back to

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<v Speaker 1>diploma mills and incomplete studies. They believe that he was

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<v Speaker 1>blatantly fleecing good folks out of their hard money. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>they believed that John was once again back to his

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<v Speaker 1>old medicine show tricks, but this time in a gussied upsetting.

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<v Speaker 1>The AMA saw him as dangerous, but that didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>John Brinkley's stardom would continue to climb, and if they

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<v Speaker 1>had any hope of catching him at all, it would

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<v Speaker 1>take everything they had to understand the meteoric rise of

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<v Speaker 1>John Brinkley. We first need to understand the culture in

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<v Speaker 1>which he existed. He was able to blend the old

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<v Speaker 1>world with the new and made that specific moment work

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<v Speaker 1>to his advantage. First, the old world, there were a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of mistakes that were made over the thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>years we've been trying to understand the body. Galen, if

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<v Speaker 1>you remember, never operated on a person and believe that

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<v Speaker 1>animals were an adequate substitute. In a way that seems

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<v Speaker 1>not too dissimilar. Physicians and surgeons of John's time believe

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<v Speaker 1>that oregan transplants between animals and humans were a good

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<v Speaker 1>solution to many problems. In the early eighteen nineties, a

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<v Speaker 1>fellow by the name of Charles Edward Brown Cicard experimented

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<v Speaker 1>with glandular therapy by making extracts of dog, guinea pig,

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<v Speaker 1>and monkey testes and injecting them into his own body.

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<v Speaker 1>It was thought that these tissues could enhance the function

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<v Speaker 1>of a human body's corresponding tissues. Is see cultures around

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<v Speaker 1>the world have long prized organ meat for being nutritious.

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<v Speaker 1>It would make sense then that physicians might believe here

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<v Speaker 1>that like supports like we've seen this across the ages

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<v Speaker 1>in regards to sympathetic magic and medicine, and it makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense that this practice edged its way into modernity after

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<v Speaker 1>Charles Edward's experimentation, he claimed rejuvenation like he had never

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<v Speaker 1>experienced before, and this set off a cascade of interest

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<v Speaker 1>in manufacturing youth and promised that science could finally turn

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<v Speaker 1>back the body's clock. Other doctors began to follow suit

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<v Speaker 1>with glandular therapy experiments, which resulted in thousands of men

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<v Speaker 1>claiming to have been reinvigorated by injections or outright implantation.

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<v Speaker 1>That said, there were many naysayers who claimed that these

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<v Speaker 1>treatments provided nothing more than a placebo effect, but that

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<v Speaker 1>didn't stop people from latching on hard to the hope

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<v Speaker 1>that this kind of therapy could work for them. By

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<v Speaker 1>the early nineteen twenties, it was estimated that there were

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<v Speaker 1>over seven hundred practitioners in the United States alone that

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<v Speaker 1>offered some type of glandular treatment. John R. Brinkley was

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<v Speaker 1>just one of these people, and by all accounts, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most successful. John had a way with people,

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<v Speaker 1>as demonstrated earlier with his success in the Medicine Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Growing up in North Carolina's Hill Country, he was of

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<v Speaker 1>the people. His affability and cunning allowed him to transcend

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<v Speaker 1>the class he was born into in an odd way.

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<v Speaker 1>He began to monetize his charm, but he was still

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<v Speaker 1>being received as the corn fed country doctor, even as

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<v Speaker 1>he began moving into mansions and signing for fancy cars.

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<v Speaker 1>He leaned on this image as he employed teams of

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<v Speaker 1>public relations specialists to plan stories about his procedure in

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<v Speaker 1>publications across the world. His career went global, and he

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<v Speaker 1>took his knife on the road, slicing into the likes

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<v Speaker 1>of movie stars and businessmen, young and old, all who

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<v Speaker 1>wished for a second shot at youth. His appeal was

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<v Speaker 1>almost universal in a culture that so drastically feared aging.

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<v Speaker 1>He took his potential cocktail of legend, curiosity and fear

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<v Speaker 1>and blended it all up with cutting edge technology enter

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. Radio technology was used by other medical personalities

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<v Speaker 1>at the time to sell their services. Think about them

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<v Speaker 1>as earlier versions of doctor Oz or doctor Phil, but

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<v Speaker 1>John Brinkley was particularly good at it. It was his

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<v Speaker 1>voice and the transmission of his message that helped usher

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<v Speaker 1>in the next chapter of his career. John obtained his

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<v Speaker 1>radio license in nineteen twenty three and began broadcasting on KFKB,

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<v Speaker 1>his own private station. It proved to be a potent

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<v Speaker 1>instrument as it carried his message into thousands of homes

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<v Speaker 1>across the Midwest. It was part entertainment, part Collin Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and part gospel. It seemed that there was nothing that

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<v Speaker 1>John couldn't provide. He made it onto the radio, and

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<v Speaker 1>the radio helped make him. His listeners were invited to

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<v Speaker 1>call the Good Doctor about their ailments. On air, John

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<v Speaker 1>would take their messages and stories about what ailed them

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<v Speaker 1>and listen thoughtfully. He would then prescribe his own proprietary antidotes,

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<v Speaker 1>which listeners were then encouraged to purchase through his own

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<v Speaker 1>private pharmacy. It gave those at home the idea too,

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<v Speaker 1>about how they could cure themselves. He was a one

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<v Speaker 1>man web MD before such a thing ever existed, and

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<v Speaker 1>his phone continued to ring off the hook and his

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<v Speaker 1>physical practice boomed. By one estimate, he was making the

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<v Speaker 1>current equivalent of about half a million dollars per week

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<v Speaker 1>from his office there in Milford, Kansas, enough to eke

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<v Speaker 1>out a living fit for a king. The American Medical Association, though,

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<v Speaker 1>was trying their darndest to put an end to what

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<v Speaker 1>they saw as Charlatanism. In the end, forty two people

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<v Speaker 1>would die as a result of his operations, the thousands

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<v Speaker 1>more having gone under his scalpel and stitch. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>the editor of the Journal of the American Medical Association,

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<v Speaker 1>a man named Morris Fishbeine, was particularly keen on making

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<v Speaker 1>sure that John was stripped of his practice and exposed

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<v Speaker 1>for the fraud that he believed him to be, having

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<v Speaker 1>worked for years to mount a case against him. In

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<v Speaker 1>September of nineteen thirty, the Kansas State Medical Board convened

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<v Speaker 1>in Milford to observe an operation by John Brinkley. The

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<v Speaker 1>twelve members of the board squeezed themselves along the walls

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<v Speaker 1>of John's small operating room and nodded greetings to his patients.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister X on the table. In a moment's time, Minny

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<v Speaker 1>Brinkley brought forth a baby goat. With just a few snips,

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<v Speaker 1>he was relieved of his testicles, and in forty five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes time, pieces of them would belong to the lucky

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<v Speaker 1>mister X. Less than two days later, the Kansas State

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<v Speaker 1>Medical Board would unequivocally revoke John's license on the grounds

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<v Speaker 1>of organized Charlatanism. Maurice Fishbeine had decidedly won this battle,

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<v Speaker 1>but he hadn't yet won the war. John refused to

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<v Speaker 1>go quietly. In fact, he got louder. He amped up

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<v Speaker 1>his efforts on the radio waves and eventually ran for

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<v Speaker 1>governor of Kansas. He decided that if he won, he

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<v Speaker 1>would appoint his own medical board. However, John thankfully lost,

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<v Speaker 1>and with it he soon lost his radio license. Not

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<v Speaker 1>only that, but postal inspectors began building a mail fraud

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<v Speaker 1>case against him. So in nineteen thirty three, he decamped

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<v Speaker 1>his entire operation to a small Texan border town named

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<v Speaker 1>Del Rio. From there, he set up a radio station

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<v Speaker 1>named xe R A right next door in Mexico where

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<v Speaker 1>he could legally still broadcast. From there, he continued broadcasting

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<v Speaker 1>right back into the US, spreading his very specific flavor

0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:49.720
<v Speaker 1>of medicinal gospel. Even still, Morris Fishbeine wasn't finished with him.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen thirty eight, he published a two part series

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<v Speaker 1>in the American Medical Association's magazine entitled Modern Medical Charlatans

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<v Speaker 1>that aimed to take John Brinkley and every thing he

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<v Speaker 1>stood for down. Yet John wasn't going down without a fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Armed with a team of the best lawyers, he sued

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<v Speaker 1>Morris for libel, but this proved to be his undoing.

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<v Speaker 1>The trial began on March twenty second of nineteen thirty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>soon after John's world began to crumble. In the trial,

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<v Speaker 1>he was formerly linked to the diploma mills, and it

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<v Speaker 1>became clear that he had no real medical license. The

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<v Speaker 1>lawsuits began to pour in and his practice collapsed. The

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<v Speaker 1>IRS mounted an investigation into tax fraud, and John was

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<v Speaker 1>forced to file for bankruptcy, which shortly preceded the US

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<v Speaker 1>Postal Services investigation into widespread accusations of mail fraud. As

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<v Speaker 1>it was linked to his practice. It was a house

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<v Speaker 1>of cards, and it had all come tumbling down. His

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<v Speaker 1>heart attacks, three in all, came swiftly and fiercely. John

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<v Speaker 1>died of heart failure in nineteen forty two, utterly penniless.

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<v Speaker 1>The supposed healer of so many people had been unable

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<v Speaker 1>to cure himself, and the aftermath of his career is

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<v Speaker 1>a bit see Yes, Maurice Fishbeine was correct that John

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<v Speaker 1>had purchased his degrees, inflated his mythology, and sought to

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<v Speaker 1>exploit the vulnerable to get rich. But it's still believed

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<v Speaker 1>by some that glandular therapies are legitimates and can be helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, Mayo Clinic rheumatologist doctor Philip S. Hench was

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<v Speaker 1>awarded a Nobel Prize for his work in this area.

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<v Speaker 1>But thankfully those treatments look a bit different now than

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<v Speaker 1>they did back in John Brinkley's time. These days, the

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<v Speaker 1>glandular derivatives are taken in pill form, readily available at

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<v Speaker 1>your local supplement shop. A quick scan will reveal pills

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<v Speaker 1>made from animal proteins that suggest that they can support

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<v Speaker 1>spleens and thiamuses, and testicles and prostates, among other things.

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<v Speaker 1>These pill bottles, like fat screwtop soldiers, can often be

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<v Speaker 1>found stacked up and down the wall of a shop

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<v Speaker 1>promising a cure for this ailments and then some. And

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<v Speaker 1>it makes you wonder how far we've come from the

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<v Speaker 1>days of the Traveling Medicine Show, which was ripe with

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<v Speaker 1>hope and promises, all of which could be yours for

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<v Speaker 1>just a few dollars. The world of medicine is full

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<v Speaker 1>of mysteries and surprises. In historically two has been full

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<v Speaker 1>of smoke and mirrors, but sometimes behind all of that

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<v Speaker 1>something amazing appears. And if you stick around through this

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<v Speaker 1>brief sponsor break, my teammate Robin Miniter, will tell you

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<v Speaker 1>all about one such discovery. To the untrained eye, a

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<v Speaker 1>desert can seem barren, it's hot, it's cold, and it

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<v Speaker 1>can sometimes be hostile. But when Carti's house Springer laid

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<v Speaker 1>eyes on almost thirteen thousand acres of California's Mojave Desert,

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<v Speaker 1>he knew that its potential was no mirage. The last

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<v Speaker 1>of the medicine men, as he liked to call himself,

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<v Speaker 1>saw the making of an oasis at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the four mile long dirt road, and visions of his

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<v Speaker 1>big fat bank account. He saw visions of palm trees,

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<v Speaker 1>blue swimming pools. He saw a hotel and cottages. He

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.880
<v Speaker 1>imagined phony hot springs materializing, and he saw a remote

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<v Speaker 1>place all his own where he could conduct his business.

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<v Speaker 1>In September of nineteen forty four, he filed for a

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<v Speaker 1>mining permit in order to secure the land known as

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<v Speaker 1>Soda Springs for his own extraction. According to the paperwork,

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<v Speaker 1>but he had other plans. Curtis's first order of business

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<v Speaker 1>was to round up laborers from Los Angeles skid Row

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<v Speaker 1>and put them to work constructing a place he called

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<v Speaker 1>the Zizis Mineral Springs and Health Resort. Zizis would function

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<v Speaker 1>as a retreat where he promised internal, external, and eternal cleanliness,

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<v Speaker 1>all for a price. Of course, he was offering holistic

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<v Speaker 1>and homeopathic cures a variety of proprietary tonics, but as

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<v Speaker 1>to what exactly was in all of them, well, that

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<v Speaker 1>was for him to know and maybe not for guests

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<v Speaker 1>to find out. To this day, Zizix spelled z zy

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<v Speaker 1>z x is still the last place listed alphabetically on

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<v Speaker 1>the American Atlas, an intentional choice, as Curtis wanted it

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<v Speaker 1>to be the last word in health. Like the other

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<v Speaker 1>medicine men of his day, It's hard to tell what's

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<v Speaker 1>fact from fiction and Curtis's life. By nineteen thirty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>the tireless American Medical Association published a paper that named

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<v Speaker 1>him as one of the most infamous quacks of the era,

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<v Speaker 1>cutting down any claims that he had any kind of

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<v Speaker 1>degree or any medical school training whatsoever. That didn't stop him, though,

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<v Speaker 1>from having a prolific career over the syndicated radio waves.

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<v Speaker 1>Like his contemporaries, who were also in on the game.

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<v Speaker 1>This gave him ample opportunity to charm his way into

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<v Speaker 1>the home and pockets of anyone who turned the dial.

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<v Speaker 1>Curtis continued to build his proverbial house on a foundation

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<v Speaker 1>of sand, also erecting a chapel in lecture halls, a boulevard,

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<v Speaker 1>and even a man made lake, And for over thirty years,

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<v Speaker 1>those committed to the Gospel of health came lounged and

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<v Speaker 1>drank their concoctions by the pool. They did this happily

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<v Speaker 1>until they didn't. By nineteen sixty nine, the year that

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<v Speaker 1>the Ama Crown Curtis the King of the Quacks, he

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<v Speaker 1>had been arrested for fraud, but not medical fraud. The

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<v Speaker 1>Bureau of Land Management, not exactly a stranger to the

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<v Speaker 1>operation he was running, but surely tired of it, caught

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<v Speaker 1>word that he was attempting to sell parcels of zizziks

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<v Speaker 1>to his generous stoners. The problem was, though, that this

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<v Speaker 1>was in his land to sell, he didn't own it.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen seventy four, he was convicted of squatting and

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<v Speaker 1>given less than three days to completely evacuate himself and

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<v Speaker 1>the three decades of his life's work. Curtis certainly lied

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<v Speaker 1>a lot about who he was and what his accomplishments were,

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<v Speaker 1>but it seems a lot of the advice he gave

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<v Speaker 1>a sound and doctors still recommend much of it today,

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<v Speaker 1>For example, get plenty of rest, stay hydrated, eat your vegetables,

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<v Speaker 1>have some lean meat, get some sun, don't drink, don't

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<v Speaker 1>do drugs. And as it turns out, there was some

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<v Speaker 1>real wisdom among his smoke and mirrors if you could

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<v Speaker 1>find it. We might never know all the recipes for

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<v Speaker 1>his alleged miracles, but we do know that for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, they were actually quite harmless. It turns out

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<v Speaker 1>that he was particularly heavy handed with baking soda, an

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<v Speaker 1>ingredient that we still frequently used today in certain in

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<v Speaker 1>ascids like Alca, saltzer, and Yes. While Curtis did prey

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<v Speaker 1>on the rich, selling them mysterious cares for a pretty penny,

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<v Speaker 1>it's also said that no one was ever turned away

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<v Speaker 1>from his resort because of lack of funds. He may

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<v Speaker 1>have been a charlatan, but in certain situations at least

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<v Speaker 1>he was a philanthropic. One Grim and Mild Presents Bedside

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<v Speaker 1>Manners was executive produced by Aaron Manky and narrated by

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Manky and Robin Miniter. Writing for this season was

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<v Speaker 1>provided by Robin Miniter, with research by Sam Alberty, Taylor Haggerdorn,

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<v Speaker 1>and Robin Miniter. Production assistance was provided by Josh Thayne,

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Funk, Alex Williams, and Matt Frederick. You can learn

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<v Speaker 1>more about this show, the Grim and Mild team, and

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