WEBVTT - #166: Shbagel Bastards 90210 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.240 Start uf dot up, start up. Brooklyn Boys start up, 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:15.320 Brooklyn Boys start dat up. They're making noise data dot 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:20.840 up Episode one sixty six. I was, I was, I 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.800 was talking along with them. That was you. Yeah, I 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:25.639 felt like I was playing along, like I felt like 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:28.280 the listeners who know what's coming. So I sort of 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.080 I was trying to match. I thought it was a 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.240 bad echo. I'm like, oh, no, we're not starting out 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:36.159 like this, are we. It's all good. No, I was 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:37.479 trying to time it out the way you say it 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:41.200 because you have a certain cadence. Episode one sixty six, 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.320 Where are the Brooklyn bus? I was, I was excited, Yeah, 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.640 not excited. I felt like a listener right there for 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.479 a second. Do you think people actually do they do? 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:52.040 People repeat it in their cars or wherever they're listening. Yeah, 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:55.520 listen when when uh, when you listen to something every 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.920 day or every week or whatever it is, you anticipated 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.520 get the kid. Yeah, it's like many men, many many 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:04.080 years ago. Um the Elvis story in Morning Show used 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:07.840 to have sponsors. At the end of the show, Danielle 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.200 would read a list of sponsors and thank you's right, 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.920 and one of them was perk Roma Coffee and water Service. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.120 So I would say I would like in my head 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.000 here hers saying it. As she's saying it, I was ready, 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.080 and we also want to thank perk Roma Coffee and 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.319 water Service. So you you get that in your head, 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.000 like you know when everyone else piece out everybody. You know, 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.440 people at home are go and piece out everybody because 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.560 it's it's ingrained in your head. At first, I got 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.520 scared because I thought that was more gonna be there's 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.640 gonna be technical problems up ahead. And by the way, 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:41.360 I fixed everything. It's well not me. You know, I'm 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.560 not very handy around the Uh. Yeah, if this is 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.880 your first episode, because we know you listen in order. Yeah, 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.680 of course your first episode. Scary has a three point 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.280 nine million dollar I love how price goes up every 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.960 time we talk about it. Four point two anyway, his 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.600 microphone boom arm. Last week, I was in a ship mood. 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.520 Yeah you are, And at tweets, I got some tweets 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:05.240 about that. Yeah, I got no no, no people people people. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.720 Uh they wrote to me about it, and that's fine. Listen, listen. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.440 At the end of the day, everybody where the thing 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.639 about us is we're not fucking frauds. We we we 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.000 wear our emotions on our sleeve. If we're having a 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.200 shitty day, we're having a crappy day. And we're entitled 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:22.840 to that, aren't we. I mean, we are human, right, 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:27.000 speaking of being fucking frauds, uh scary and I had 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.400 two big conference calls today. One was with some big 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:34.000 muckety MUCKs and one was with the uh, the gentleman 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.079 who works for the company that makes our merchandise. I'll 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.000 talk about that in a minute, but we were on 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.880 the call at the big muckety MUCKs today and they 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:46.880 told us that it's possible some sponsors may not want 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:50.280 to sponsor our podcast because of the adult content. And 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.760 we already cursed three times in the first five minutes, 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:54.920 so I could see why. I said, no, wait a minute, 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:56.639 do you mean the cursing or scary trying to ask 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:58.840 his own day? And he said kind of both, now 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.880 that you mentioned it. Haven The thing is, we can't okay, 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.880 So we're not gonna bend. Well, I may try and bend. Yeah, 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:09.160 you know you've known that. Yeah, but so right, we 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:10.919 said right away, well, we don't want those pots. That's 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.560 off the table, right. We we don't want we don't 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.720 want to conform to and try and like water down 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.280 the podcast. We're always going to be who we are 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.040 here for the slices you sor I'm going to change 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.720 the show and make more money. About the money, clearly, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:29.040 clearly not about the money. We ain't making a dime 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:32.280 off this thing. But but I'll say this, last week, 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.080 I was I was bent, and I was letting it 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:39.320 show and I almost wanted so so at one point 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.200 I wanted to hit the stop button and said, you 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.720 know what, Brodie, maybe we should pick this up tomorrow. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.320 But the thing is, I wanted, but I was so 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.360 excited to release an episode in time for Wednesday Night 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.520 because I know people are starting They've come to expect 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:54.200 that Wednesday Night drop that dump. You know people to 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.800 the photo dumps on on Instagram. We do the podcast 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.360 dump on Wednesday nights. We are putting out an episode 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:03.160 every week. So maybe backfired on us. Well there it did, 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.280 because because I was holding the microphone in my hand 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:06.800 at that point, and I know I'm not gonna go 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.200 on and on about this, but I'm just gonna say 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.040 one thing. Yeah, it affected me for the rest of 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.840 the show. And but the next day I got my 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.400 handymen up here, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:19.640 and um, they drilled a hole using their you know 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.920 which one of which one which is their tools? You 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.880 know what I'm saying. Yea. And they they literally made 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:28.240 a permanent clamp to my to my my my microphone. 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:31.240 So now I will not have any microphone boom problems. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.599 All right. So I'm still here in the basement with 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:38.640 the folding table and the arm that I attached to it. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.320 No problems, problems, but the kee to the basement. I 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:46.000 want you to hear something. Ready, Listen carefully. Do you 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:51.400 hear that? I didn't hear anything. Listen again, ready, once again, 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.680 I didn't hear anything. Okay, that was me banging on 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:57.120 the washing machine that isn't here anymore. It's gone. Congratulations, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.560 thank you, it's gone. So now you just have to 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:03.599 deal with the floaters flying by your head because you 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.560 have toilet pipes going right above you. I do not 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.280 The toilet pipes are behind me and about ten feet 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.320 to the left, six feetback. They're not behind me. Brody's 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:15.040 in a basement and and he literally can reach up 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:18.800 at the pipes, and those pipes transport shit water. No, 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:22.520 I don't anytime someone in is there is a sectioned 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.880 off part of the basement, and we have we have 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:28.080 a wall, and around the wall in the back corner 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.679 is a pipe that leads from the top floor down 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:32.719 to the underneath the house. The thing is one of 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:34.760 your daughters takes a dump, flushes the ball, and all 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.640 of a sudden you fly above his head. My daughters 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:43.680 don't take dumps, They take little feminine pooss. Second of all, 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.200 you live in an apartment, Bill, I just love the 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:51.760 visual of ships. Face. No not, you know not about that. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.000 I'm just saying, there's no there's no visual. There's no 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.919 you're fixing you know what. It's again, it's in the 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.560 back corner, behind a wall. But more importantly, you live 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.680 in a arment building. So those pipes have pooh and 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.400 them from people you don't even know, flying down your 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:09.080 walls every day. Every day you're wantin that other people. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:15.440 You're down with people's poo. It's flying down You're down 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.680 with pepe. Yeah, you know scary. It's going right by 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:22.560 your kitchen possibly and your bathroom, because you know, not 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.680 every apartment is the same. Right the way next to 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.200 you might have the bathroom on a different wall. You 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.920 might have poop on your on your bathroom wall, your 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.120 living room wall. I gotta get out of there. You 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.840 got poop wall. I think about this if you're if 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:40.919 you're a plump what Oasis poop poop walls? That was 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:49.799 Oasis sugar walls. That was Easton Okay, wonder waller. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:53.200 So you know, um, it reminds me that I never 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.400 want to be a plumber because I feel like they 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:59.599 see the most ungodly, unsightly, disgusting things on a daily basis. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.080 I know we have plumbers that are slices, but I 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.960 can imagine I would love to talk to a plumber 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.039 just to see some of that. I would imagine you 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.600 get used to it. No different than a guy. No, 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.800 I mean, no offense. I wasn't what I was saying. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.760 I wasn't compared to to what I'm saying. You get 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.200 used to whatever you're seeing, that's all. Imagine you walk 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.840 into somebody's bathroom to go fix the pipes or whatever 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.080 or toilet, and you sit on the floor and it's 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:23.360 like piss everywhere stuff. Scott, I don't think you sit 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.239 on the floor, but yes, listen, I've been in hotels 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.480 where I clogged the toilet, I'll go use the toilet 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.080 in the lobby. I won't call anybody to the room 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.360 telling out because I don't want everyone to come into 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.120 the room. It depends how many days. If it's like 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.240 a day, I'll leave it with the lid down. If 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.240 it's like three days or more, then I gotta Then 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.080 I then what I do is I just go you 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.800 know it was it was clogged before. I don't know 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:48.560 what this is. I just haven't even used the bathroom. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.360 I wouldn't I for the first time. It's crazy. I'll 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.160 do anything but take the blame for it, so you 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:57.240 can't you know, you know. Um on the Big Show 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.880 earlier in the week, I told every body that I 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.640 accidentally paid the wrong person in Venmo. Yeah that's some 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.600 dumb ship. Yeah it really is. UM, I didn't check. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.160 I owed some guy thirty five dollars. My buddy Brian 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:13.080 Orangetein that's his name, and uh yep, common name by 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:14.880 the way, when you when you google, when you when 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.920 you could put that in Venmo? What name is not 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:21.360 common with Brian? Like that thing is he had as 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.760 a couple. He one name had a dash the other 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.360 name didn't be in between the first and last name. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.040 But no picture. No, that's the thing. He isn't not 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.680 a picture. And I'm like, dude, So I paid the 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.679 wrong guy and now I've been trying to ping him 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.720 or call him or email him whatever. I'm like messaging, dude, 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.920 I gave you thirty five dollars. I gave you. I 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.439 gave the wrong guy. You're the wrong Brian. Now you're 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.720 ignoring me as if to do to do nothing to 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:46.960 see here, but it's clearly in his Venmo and I 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:48.560 can't get it back. He can't, by the way, a 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.280 guy who never touches his Venmo, he could be one 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:53.200 of those guys. Well, the contact Venmo customer service I 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.439 did this is there's nothing they can do. They could 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:58.280 pay the guy, they must have his contact. Thirty five 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:03.280 dollars down the drain to the wrong Brian, call a plumber. Yeah, right, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.439 But the thing is the whole what would Brody do 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.559 doesn't apply here because you can't. It's on you. It 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.720 clearly says it like once the money is gone, it's gone, 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.160 And the same thing goes for cash, app and pay Pal. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.240 By the way, if once you pay somebody that ship's done, 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.160 and and uh, well you pal can help you. I think, 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.120 all right, well then that's the exception. This was Venmo. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.160 The thing is, what do you do though? I mean, 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.080 at some point you just got a Facebook and Twitter 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:32.360 and you contact every Brian Ornstein because I'm sorry, Brian 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.760 Ornstein may not be a rare name, but it's not 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:38.600 like John Smith. There's probably like nine on Twitter, six 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:41.280 on Facebook. Whatever. I'm sure you could reach out to 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.360 every one of them. Go hey, he's a stupid question, 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.760 but are you Brian dash or they're not going to 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:48.160 admit even they're gonna admit to it that that I 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:50.079 got the wrong guy. I don't know what it's weird. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.559 It could be a good person. If I got the 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.360 thirty five dollars, i'd give it back. If he was 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.080 a great person, he would have sent it back already. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.880 He has not, and he's not answering. Could be someone 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:00.839 who doesn't check his Venmo. I know you bet notifications 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:06.520 his notifications turned off. He's the worst possible scenarios. But whatever, anyway, listen, 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.440 keep thirty five dollars. You know that's like you know 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.200 me and celebrity? Are you celebrity names? Scary Jones on 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:16.200 the venmo At. Yeah, I'm Scary Jones. All right, all right? 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.800 Its what I'm asking is he maybe he's a fan. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:22.360 He oh, he was a fan. He would uh he 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.400 give my money back. Right, you should tell him you're 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.720 famous and you'll send him a Brooklyn Boys shirt. Maybe 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.679 he's a listener of the Brooklyn Boys podcast and he 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:33.400 hated episode number one sixty five, so he's keeping the money. Yeah, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.280 so what I was saying about episode six five, that's 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.760 not actually what I was talking about. We put went 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.160 on vacation a few weeks ago, and we put up 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.760 was an episode one sixty three, which is the recording 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.839 of us doing the stereo app. Yeah, oh I have 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.480 some email about that. Okay, we'll get to that in 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.800 a second, because what was it, Love Love Joy Beauty 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.960 whatever her name was, gave us a bad review, which 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:56.600 is just just like the new format. Uh So, the week 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.280 we go on vacation and we put up a podcast 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.760 that isn't really miniscent of our show, my Heart decides 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.800 to feature the Brooklyn Boys podcast that weekend. So we 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.360 couldn't figure out why it got like ten times the 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.760 listens of our other podcasts lovely ten seven times whatever 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.520 it was. And then we find out today, oh, you 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.320 guys were featured. What we didn't want to do was 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.480 featured that episode. So if new listeners heard that, they're like, 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.160 these guys are a train wreck, well, let me let 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.280 me revisit you. Let me let me give you a 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.120 little refresher because this is email right here, we'll sum 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.560 it up. This came into the slid into the Brooklyn 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.600 Boys d M. You know you can follow us on 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:38.160 Instagram at the Brooklyn Boys. We need more followers. Uh yeah, 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.280 I love the show. Now here comes the ship Sandwich, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.360 no other way to say it, but the audio still sucks. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.439 Hold on the still get there, Brody. Brodie needs to 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:50.320 be turned up sometimes a couple of notches, and Scary 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.240 sometimes need to be turned down a couple of notches. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.840 Even it out. Now. I know Scary may not quite 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.760 know how to fully work his four point three three 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.800 million dollars system, but I'm sure after a few hours 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:01.720 with I T he should get it. And the last 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:07.560 episode that you guys posted from stereo really sucked audio wise. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.560 You can actually hear Brody, but Scary and his super 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:14.560 air pod prose sound like utter shit, I love this. 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.680 Does anyone listen to the podcast before it gets posted? 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.800 Come on, guys, I know you want the best for 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.319 the slices. Don't let us down. Keep on with the 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.280 rants and all the funny ship. I still listen every 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.240 even while constantly having to turn the volume up and down. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:32.439 Notice I posted it here instead of Ashley, like whoever 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.400 that gave you a one star? True slices are better 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:38.679 than that, all right? I just answered, what was his name? O? God? 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:43.560 It's symbols. It's it's me O one T O O two. Oh. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.079 So doesn't know he doesn't have his real name there. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:50.960 It's literally dots and dashes like Morse code. I don't understand. Listen, 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:52.959 Steve Morris one of my favorite titar players. Steve, I 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.400 call you Steve short for Steve Morse. Go look up 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:59.640 Steve Morris's amazing. Um Steve, Thanks to the great email 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.280 again and one sixty three. There's not much you can 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.160 do this this this this software that can raise the 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:09.120 volume of one person and lower the other. But if 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:11.839 the sound quality is ship and you raise it, it's 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.240 gonna sound worse. So you definitely do not want to 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:18.760 do that, right And and then of course, coming down 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.000 my pipes, show me down, down with opp So sorry 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.520 about that. But yeah, that was the featured podcast that 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:28.640 week on I Heart Radio for whatever you like. I 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.360 check these guys out. They sound like shit. So I'm 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.040 gonna say a couple of hundred thousand people listen to 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.800 that episode, A lot of people. That's not a fake number, 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.720 by the way, and uh, it must have been like 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.160 this guy suck. I wasted my time on the zoo. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.760 So if you heard it and you're still here, thank you, 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.600 Thank you for thus. It was like put up with 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.520 less than perfect. But it's a freebee while we're on vacation, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.440 and we thought you'd like. And by the way, here's 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.000 what we need you to do. Like we can we 0:13:56.000 --> 0:14:00.480 talk about stay up for a second? We can? Yeah, okay, 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.440 stuff that, not that, not that, not that. Today we're 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:10.120 recording this. It is March ten two one. That's when 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:11.920 we're recording this. So whenever you're listening to it, God 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:15.199 bless you. We would like in the next week prior 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:21.000 to the March eighteen tentatively, we would like you to 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.600 download the Stereo app on all platforms whatever kind of 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.520 phone you have, create your avatar make it look like 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.360 you don't make it look like you make it look 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.400 like someone better than you, uglier than you. Whatever. Put 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.760 headphones on you put what white headphones? You know, like 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.040 white what do she headphones? Like Scary has in his avatar. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:41.800 Get ready because we're gonna do a stereo app show 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:47.200 ster Ario in stereo Areo. I got a better Lavalier microphone, 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.280 so it's gonna sound much better than the last and 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.640 I have a USB microphone as well. That's yes, and 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.400 so here's why we're asked giving you a heads up. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.440 We got the gear to do this. We have the 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.040 gear to make it sound better. We would like to 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:02.040 have you, guys submit questions and we'll answer them the 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:03.640 same way we did the last time. We'll find a 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.840 day to do it, maybe the Friday, maybe the Saturday. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.920 We'll figure it out. We'll tell you the date on 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.880 episode one six of The Brooklyn Boys. Here's the thing, 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.480 here's why we'd never want to like really be in 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:18.080 on this. Help us out. They give prize money for 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.640 people who have the most listeners or in the top 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.680 ten amount of most listeners at any one moment. So 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:27.200 if if if if ten thousand of you all sign 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:31.240 onto the stereo app at the same time. Let's we 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.640 say seven o'clock, we're gonna start, and you guys get there. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.840 We say seven you guys all sign up for seven ten, 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:38.600 even if you have a ten minutes to have some 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.360 fun with us and leave. If we get ten thousand people, 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.480 we win some money. And the reason I'm bringing this 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.520 up because of course we want money. You want us 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.960 to have money. We are on the precipice of launching 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:55.320 new merchandise, and so we need the money so we 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.080 can put it towards new merch merch And by the way, 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.000 when we launch a night, we're gonna we're gonna launch 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.680 a couple of weren't watch a few items. Yeah, we've 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.040 already designed the merchandise. We've got some hats. Oh my god, 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.240 We've we've got should we say, okay, why don't you 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.560 tease it? We got we we have some Brooklyn Boys 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:19.000 inside slice phrases, We've got hash We've got one shirt 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.000 is going to have as many of the slogans and 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.920 catchphrases we've used over the years on the front of 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:27.760 the shirt. So if you're a fan, you're gonna love it. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.560 We're going to have you know what a jersey is? Scary? 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.640 You know jersey? Is it? It's a I would imagine 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.600 it's a cross between a shirt and a jersey. Right, 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.600 It's not a ship jersey. I know that We've established 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:39.760 no although we have a Sa Bagel talk coming up. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.600 We're gonna talk about Sho Bagel's um. Also, some people 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:46.160 call it a jerk jersey shirt jersey shirt if you've 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.440 ever seen a sports team shirt where it looks like 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.400 a T shirt and as the team logo on the front, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.360 but on the back it's got um a uniform name. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.280 And by the way, we were you were your dirt 0:16:55.360 --> 0:17:00.280 with your George because Jean shorts, I would yeah, you 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.960 know what, George have come back. Even though like people 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.080 we work with don't like them, I'm comfortable with him. 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:11.080 So I'm not a Jaggings fan, fan of the Jaggings. Uh, 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.320 we're gonna tease it. We're gonna give it out. There 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.360 will be a version of an few a seventy seven 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:20.760 shirts that that we designed this past week, made some tweaks. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.040 We have a graphic designer works for our company, and 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:24.840 all of this will be available. We'll tell you when 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:30.639 the website Brooklyn Boys dot, Big Cartel dot com and 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.879 that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That should 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:41.000 all be live hopefully by the St. Patrick's Day. Yes, 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:47.360 oh St. Patrick's Day is Wednesday. I forgot about that. 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.320 We're gonna have a big St. Patrick's Day episode. Yeah, 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:53.720 live from a bar. Yeah, we're not doing that that 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:57.480 by the way, A little little trivia for you, who 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.280 is my favorite rapper? A little trivia, A little little 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:04.879 it's little trivial trivia. Fool um. The first day I 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.800 met some of the members of the Other Star in 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:12.200 Morning show was at a St. Patrick's Day live broadcast. 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.760 The problem was there was a technical problem go figure 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:20.280 and half of the show, including Scary We're back um 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.960 heav the show was back at Master control. We had 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.520 to leave halfway through the broadcast, so I only met 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.240 the half that didn't need to rush back and fix 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:30.200 the protect. And this was a Connolly's, very famous place 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.840 in midtown Manhattan, right off the parade wrap on Fifth Avenue. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:36.320 And I think the second so the second year that 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:38.400 you did it, I was part of the show guest. 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:42.199 Now one of the guests, I was stoned out of 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:46.200 his fucking mind, was hilarious. He was there live with us. 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.400 John Stewart, who, by the way, he's on Twitter now. 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.120 If you're a fan of John Stewart and his politics 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.760 and his humor, he's on Twitter. He's definitely worth a follow. 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.000 He's great. He tweets like once a week, just kind 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:58.679 of puts it out there when he feels something strong. 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.040 But he wasn't on Twitter for the longest time anyway. 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.280 John Stewart used to be just a very successful comic 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:05.520 and then he had a couple of shows on MTV 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:08.000 that didn't really go anywhere. But I was I was 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:09.960 always a big fan. I went to see him do 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.280 stand up. I actually went to the taping of his 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.600 second episode of his MTV show. The first episode was 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:18.479 Howard Stern. The second episode, I don't remember who was on, 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:21.320 but I went and then here he was sitting next 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.000 to me. And and Elvis and Elliott at the time 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.600 are a former co host. Elliot, by the way, from 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:29.280 who you may know from DC one oh one in 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:32.200 the Washington, d C. Area. You know, a lot of 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:34.080 people don't realize that it used to be called Elvis 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:36.560 and Elliott, and Elliott was on our show with us 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:39.679 and back in the day. Elliott left in the August. 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:44.120 He has been a fixture of morning radio in Washington, 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:46.879 d C ever since, and Richmond, Virginia and Richmond, Virginia 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.200 and one of the market there's a third market. I 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:51.919 don't remember. Richmond is X ninety something, but he's got 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:53.639 an X one of his Elion in the morning on 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:57.600 DC went on, Yeah, good man, he's why by the way, 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:02.160 he he basically is I'm in radio because I sent 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:07.800 a cassette to Zee one hundred, our home station, a demo, 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:11.760