WEBVTT - A Return to You 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.400 Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:08.080 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm PACIFICO. If 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:12.000 you thought four hours a day, minutes a week was enough, 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:15.920 I think again. He's the last remnants of the old republic, 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:19.400 a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.320 ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:26.600 the penthouse the clearing House of hot takes break free 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:30.680 for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:37.080 right now. Out of the floodgates, out of the floodgates. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:40.280 What is that gift? Guy? Out of starting gates. Floodgates. No, 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.919 it's like it's like a horse race. You come out 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:45.400 of the starting gates. There Sunday podcast here because four 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:49.680 hours are not enough. Eight days a week now we 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:54.560 are back at this a continuation of the Ben Maller 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:59.240 radio Show, available on the podcast format. We thank you 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.240 for supporting the podcast. Tell a friend. That's big word 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.840 of mouth advertising, and people are looking for audio content 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.960 now more than ever because people are cooped up at 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.039 home and they're working out on their own. They're looking 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.520 for stuff to listen to. So this is uh An 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:16.560 opportunity for you subscribe and it's like said it and 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.200 forget it. Ron Popeel, who would not come on this podcast. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:20.920 We tried to book Ron Popeel. I talked to his 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.880 publicist and Ron's retired. He would not come on because 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.160 we're not big enough names. But I still respect Ron 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:29.120 Popeel and that great line said it and forget it 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.080 the infomercial king from back in the day. And once 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:36.240 you subscribe to the podcast, you get the podcast automatically. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:37.920 You don't have to go searching around for it. It 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.000 automatically shows up when you go to your podcast the 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.360 app on your phone there and you can check that out. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:47.520 So it is pretty pretty cool and we thank you 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.000 for that and back. Unfortunately, I thought maybe he would 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:53.480 take Saturday off from West of the four h five lot. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:02:09.120 Dah yippie kai a David Gascarro. I'd like to h 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.359 bring myself into this party and say the fifth hour 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.680 with Gascon is like taking a dump without butt wipes. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.799 I will not listen unless he is back. That is 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:23.079 a great raving review that was given to us on 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.400 the how about this one Apple iTunes. It was probably 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:30.240 the first one I looked at. Andy good reason to Hey, Ben, 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.200 can you please give me Ryan Smith's Twitter account? He 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.799 was great. I want to follow him on Twitter. From 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:40.040 Steve on Twitter. That was that one Stevie Wonder. I 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.160 mean the guy a lot of people were dying to 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:45.280 get more information on on Ryan. I mean, the guy 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.280 was a star. I know you're jealous and you're upset, 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.160 and you keep bringing this up, but I mean, you 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.560 just got school. Do you the replace? It's like the 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.480 old the line we used to have about Jim Rome 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.120 back in the day when Rome was always paranoid. The 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.160 legend was of Jim Rome. He was always paranoid. He 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.240 didn't want to have anyone really good filling for him, 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:02.520 so we guys like scrub guys fill in formed because 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.239 you don't want anyone to show him up. You made 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:09.000 the mistake of allowing a professional um just a confident. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.239 He's an ass hat and so are you for trying 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:14.400 to pump him up like that. About this from Adrian Alvarez, 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.320 Ben and Gascon. I have to give credit where credit 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.160 is due. As much as I bust the West of 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.120 the four or five guys, chops, I actually missed him 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.840 this past weekend that Ryan Smith wrestler guy was horrible. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.760 He fucking sucked. You guys have absolutely much better chemistry 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.160 on the podcast together than Ben and Ryan did. So 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:36.280 Gascon stick around, would you, Adrian? I'll think about it. Yeah, 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:42.240 one of many. Nobody wants you to stick around. All right, Uh, 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.040 let me tell you something here. First of all, just 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.080 because you went out and created a bunch of Gmail 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:54.200 accounts to send yourself emails, I understand, um. Remember, all right, 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:58.960 so you you it's you have selective choosing of the 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.160 podt cast here and I go on with that note 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.600 from Adrian I have he was really good? Did you 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.160 want me to continue with that? Also, I'm dealing with 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.040 my first hemorroid and I wanted to know if either 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:12.320 one of you guys have ever had one and how 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.640 you dealt with it. I've been going through preparation a routine, 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.680 and the hemorroid seems to be shrinking slowly. I'll keep 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.640 you guys posted. Ben asked Doc Doc Mike, how you 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:27.400 deal with hemorrhoids? Please? You're you're so paranoid that I 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:31.120 am going to read the next post. I have acknowledging 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.520 one of the fans that wrote and took the time 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.040 to see you didn't think you didn't think that I 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.320 was gonna go look at the podcast information. I didn't 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:40.640 think I was gonna look at it. And by the way, 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.679 we need positive podcast views. We need the good podcast 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:49.520 reviews five stars, five stars. Go on the podcast and 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:55.960 give us the five star review on the Apple podcast page. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.520 It's very simple to do. I know it's paying the 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:58.880 st We just gotta click a button. You don't have 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.360 to write anything, but its nice of you do. I 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:06.000 thought Marri Hannah or Marihuanna really summed up the pulse 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.640 of the people here. So I'd like to read that 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.880 if I can't have a little time here. Um yeah, 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.120 So I thought this really was and this is really 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:17.960 I've gotten. This is the feedback I've gotten. Marahna rights 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.800 and says, I'm writing another five star review again just 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:25.320 because the New Kid on the Block episode was so 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.559 good and I enjoyed it so much, and I didn't 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:32.760 miss the pompous a whole gascon and it was a 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.440 huge relief. Hope to see more changes in an attempt 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.720 to get better and to grow more. Well, thank you, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:46.040 and that's a five star review. Five stars. Thank you 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:49.360 so much, Thank you so much. I I really do 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:54.000 appreciate it. That was outstanding, out standing, And I guess 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.440 would you like to have a rebuttal because that sums 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.600 up what I'm getting the feedback I'm getting here. No 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.919 one listens to this anyway, so it doesn't matter. We'll 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.280 drop in the in the ocean. Well, when you're on, 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.840 that's true, no one's listening. When other people are on, 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.400 people seem to be listening. I don't know. Yeah, there 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.640 you go. Who wrote that? By the way, Ah, that 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:20.400 was Mari hunnah hun. Well fuck him too. How do 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.160 you use You're assuming it's a it's a guy, it 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.200 might be a woman. Now, No women love me. That's 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.240 not true, that's what. That's not what I hear from 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:33.880 Kentucky to Montana to Colorado. Just because because you are harassed, 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.080 the women does not love you. I mean, just because 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.200 they just want to pacify you so you go away. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.520 It's pursuing, that's what it is. Yeah, some people call 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:48.200 it stockings. Also, it depends on listen. I haven't had 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.200 any of my female fans offered me a blowjob like 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:55.000 your male fans have offered you. That's that's fine. Well, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.080 I mean to each their own. Yeah, yeah, you know 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:01.360 it's a man, and we get a problem with that. No, 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:04.200 it's all you man, all right, I'm gitting accepted it. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:08.440 I'm just rich. It's a very giving act that you 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.280 would be willing to all right. Anyway, we got pop 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.119 quiz and the mailbag, so let's not dilly dally because 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.080 time is a wasting gast. Go on, So we'll start 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.200 with the pop quizzies are actual things I found around 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.120 the internet and I found them interesting, and so we'll 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.080 we'll go through these. I will quiz guest, go on. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.240 He will get them all wrong, uh, and then we 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.240 will laugh at him and we will give you the answer. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:30.280 All right. So this was created fifties six years ago. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:32.800 It is something that you probably use every day. You 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:37.080 could be using it right now. What is it? Cell 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.360 phone charger? And I don't know. Um, well you said 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:45.120 cell phone charger. That's your final answer. Now, ums, I'm 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:49.360 using right now. It's something that you're probably using right 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:54.600 now as well. Do a power cable? Do do do do? Do? 0:07:54.760 --> 0:08:01.080 Do do do? The computer mouse was created fifty six 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:05.800 years ago. Yeah, that is interesting. That's in the you 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.800 do the math on that you go back fifty six 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.640 years that's in the nineteen sixties. They came up with 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.320 this in the nineteen sixties. And my my dad worked 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:19.960 in computers when when he was younger, and the computers 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.720 were like they took up an entire rule, you know, 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.000 the early computers, but they had the mouse. All right. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:28.760 Legend has it in the wild West, a way to 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:33.120 cure this ailment was to have a tea made from 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:41.200 rabbit shit. What ailment were they trying to fix? Rabbit shit? 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.520 T repeat that one more time, all right, So back 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:50.960 in the old wild West, on the frontier, the unsettled 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:55.839 wild West. Uh, in order to treat this ailment, they 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.960 believe that you made tea from robert a rabbit ship 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.360 and that would be the way to solve your problems 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:09.360 out there when you're a cowboy, um vigilante, wild bill, hiccock, 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:17.800 I don't jock catch wow as a terrible guess. Uh No, 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:24.520 hangover chicken pox, but hangover hang hangover? Yeah, keep drinking again? 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:29.480 Too much whiskey at the saloon? And what should be salon? 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.839 That's one of the great misspellings of all time, right 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.720 that the term they were trying to get his salon, 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.120 which is a European term and they misspelled it and 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:42.280 so turned into saloon fun fact. All right, Uh, this 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:48.400 South Pacific University is currently accepting or a a South 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.559 Pacific University rather is currently accepting this item that you 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:56.400 could find in the produce department as tuition. So you 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.440 can pay your tuition with an item you can get 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.760 at the at the grocery store or in the produce 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:07.000 department Hawaii. No, no, no, I'm not gonna the piece 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:10.319 of produce that you could use, not the location. Um 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:21.640 pomegrant coconuts? All right? Why are coconuts so value? I 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:25.960 don't know, they're not rare. I need more. I need 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:27.600 to know more about that. Off to look that up 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.720 are A survey of Americans between the ages of eleven 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:36.800 and twenty four revealed surprisingly that fort of people in 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.560 America between eleven and twenty four have never done this activity. 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:47.720 What is it? Swam? No camp or hike? Oh wow, 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.640 I get that. If you're a kid in a big city, 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.400 you're not gonna go out of camping. When if you're 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.439 in the Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts, it's not 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.680 five guests, and most kids aren't in the Boy Scouts 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.480 of the girl's Scots. Didn't they get rid of boy scouts? 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.760 Or isn't there scouts now? Because of the PC police, 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.640 you can't get your merit badge on that one. Alright. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:14.360 A smart version of this very basic household item can 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:18.760 be yours for a hundred and fifty dollars smart version 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:24.880 remote control coaster. Fuck? Who the what does that? What 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:30.920 does a smart coaster do? Now? I'm serious, like that 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.360 couldn't possibly do? Could it keep the drink warmer or cool? 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:39.839 Or maybe it actually drives up the condensation from the drink? Yeah? Maybe, 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:44.079 but hundred and fifty bucks? All right? Nearly parents say 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:49.320 they do this regularly at the dinner table. Belch. Now 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:53.760 they eat their kids leftovers? Oh yeah, that makes sense, right, 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:55.640 it makes some mac and cheese. You're like, hey, I 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.360 want a little war mac and cheese. I mean, I'm good, 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.040 all right? One third of us will do this by 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:08.040 noon on Christmas Day? What is it? Sleep? No? Have 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:13.440 a alcoholic beverage by noon? Wow? So you get up 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.760 early because Santa's knocked on your door, You opened the 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:18.319 presence and you're right to the open bar. Is that 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:22.040 how that works? A little egg non, little klua, little 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:28.599 little white Russian. Why not? Alright, of us will do 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:33.160 this for extra money over the holidays. Strip, that's what 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.720 that's what you would do. Sell. You worked at Chipping Deals, 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:39.160 do you guess scout works at Chippendale's. I'm gonna say sell, 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:46.400 sell memorabilia or sell some I don't know, personal artifacts. No, 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.480 that is incorrect. It is actually, uh, make a side 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.560 deal to say, hey, you know, I'm not gonna let's 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.920 just not exchange gifts this year. So you save money 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.280 on that. Okay, yeah, you save money on that. You 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.840 don't have to exchange gifts and so there's that, all right. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:05.719 Christmas shopping can be very stressful for some uh you know, 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:08.040 get the pandemic and all that. A new survey asked 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:12.679 people about the most stressful parts of shopping for the holidays, 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.640 and they said that trying to find the perfect gift 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.520 gift came in at number one. What was number two? 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:24.320 Number two was parking. That's actually a really good guess, 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:29.840 but not in because uh, it's trying to find something 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:35.600 that's sold out, like the hot video game PlayStation PlayStation five. Yeah. Uh. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.880 Sixty six percent of the world's population, not just America, 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:51.080 the globe has never seen this an eclipse. No snow really, yeah, 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.960 sixty six percent? How is that? I guess that's because 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.760 is that because scent of the world it only snow. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.080 It must only snow in thirty percent of the world 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.079 Otherwise I used Miller math on that, guest gun, he 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.440 used Miller math on that. But I mean that seems 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.520 but just the way that Europe is is set up, 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.280 you should be able to travel to see snow and 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:17.160 experience it. Russia, Um, well, like we usually live in 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.840 We live in southern California, like we were. Fortunately we 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.960 can go to the snow capped mountains above. But it 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.240 doesn't snow if we didn't have the mountains. If you're 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.000 in Kansas, although it does snow there, but it's weird. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.560 I I don't get. I guess South America does it not, 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:34.400 must not snow a lot Florida. If you're in Brazil, 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.560 does it snow? Or Argentina or something. I don't know. 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.320 All right, due to the pandemic, we've been doing this 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.000 an extra four hours a day. What is it. I'm 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.240 doing it right now, playing on our phone, sitting on 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:49.040 our butts, Yeah, sitting on our asses. It's not carriers 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:53.360 or tail feathers. No, it's not. It's awful. Yeah, I've 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.640 been trying to get out and get my body moving 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.840 a little bit, but I have a job where I'm 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.160 required to sit on my ass. But it's there for though. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.320 I mean, when you you have a four hour show, 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.120 you have a few hours to prep and and obviously 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:08.480 watch events. But people that have a typical nine to 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:12.080 five I mean, well, I make this a nine to 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:16.120 five job. Guess again, I turned this into But what 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.320 I mean is you're just you're You're not stuck at 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:22.440 a computer staring at at graphs and at print and 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:26.040 at documents and you know, the redundant ship. You're actually 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:31.520 watching live sporting events. Oh that is true. That is true, 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:35.040 although not much. I I'm not into college basketball right now. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:38.160 I just can't get into it. So I have had 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.240 a lot of free nights recently unless the NFL is playing. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.920 So the NBA is gonna get started up here at 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.600 the end of the month, and I'll watch some of 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.640 those games, but I can't get really all that worked 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.840 up into that. Yeah, wait till the NBA media starts 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.760 freaking out because you're gonna have teams, are gonna have 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.200 the coronavirus and all that, and they're gonna, oh, you 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.760 should have had a bubble Adam Silver doesn't care about 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.840 the players. Oh my gotta Now, what would you do 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.240 as a member of the media if they require you 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:10.840 to have a COVID nineteen certificate to enter? I think 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.400 it's pretty ridiculous. I don't I don't support that the 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:15.280 thing they're talking about. I don't know how much of 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:16.640 that is actually true and how much of that's just 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:19.400 internet crap about how you can fly, you're gonna need 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:23.200 that and this, that and the other thing. Uh, how 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.080 do you how do you prove it? Though? I mean, 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.800 I know the conspiracy theory is that the I was 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:29.600 reading this somebody sent it to me the other day 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:33.320 that the conspiracy theory is that the vaccine is going 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.800 to leave a mark on your body so the people 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:37.480 can see whether you've had it or not. I don't 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.800 know that the mark of lucifer. I'm skeptical, but it could. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:48.280 It could be a state mandated certificate, right something from Yeah, 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.200 I know, I know, you know people you get it forged, 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:57.400 boom done, problem solved. Yeah. Uh, men have told this 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.080 lie to get out of a new relationship. That's what 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:04.680 they have to go to work. No, they live with 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:10.320 their parents. No, what about there's plenty of good ways 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.399 to get out of that. How do you get out 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:13.600 of that one? I would say, you have to go 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:18.120 to work, family emergency. When I was dating, the women 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.880 would say, I got a headache, I forget my nails done. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.600 My girlfriend broke up, she needs me to hang out 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:28.120 with those kind of things. That's what the women would 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:32.600 use against me. That happen, Yeah, happened a lot. I'm 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:35.040 an expert. I could write a book about that or whatever. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:37.080 It leads you. It led you to being married. Now, 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.880 that's true, that's true, all right. In a recent survey, 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:46.800 four percent of people said that thanks to the pandemic, 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:51.520 they no longer do this. Doo doo doo doo do 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:53.680 do do do do do do do do do do 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:58.639 do do do do do? Eat out, eat fast food. No, 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:00.920 I think more people are eating food because of the drive. 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:04.480 Three you can go right through. The correct answer is 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:10.520 where deodorant el stinko has arrived you. You stopped wearing 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:13.200 deodoran years ago, right for you became a hippie. I 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.639 got a nice aroma about me. My pheromones are a plus. 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:21.440 That's not what she said. It's not what she says. 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:26.159 In a recent survey, fifty five percent of people have 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:29.959 admitted that they have lied about this to keep from 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:35.960 hurting someone's feelings. Us their sex count, Oh, like how 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:39.280 high they were, how many partners? No, that's not it. 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:44.680 This is something that involves how how how much they weigh. No, 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.119 it's uh. When you go out and you have somebody 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:50.320 makes you like a casserole and you have dinner at 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.200 their house and it sucks. It's like eating dog food, 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.600 it's like eating alcohol and you're like, oh, it's pretty good. Yeah, 0:18:55.720 --> 0:19:01.400 thank you. Yeah, it's tough. You know, who can talking 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.560 about that as a not not to get carried away here, 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:07.879 but the college football and basketball coaches recruiting traditionally the 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:09.480 way it has worked, and you know this, guess gun, 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.320 You go to the parents house to sell the fact 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:14.480 that you want them their son to come play for 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.399 your football team. So you know, Nick Saban will fly 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:21.560 in as the closer. And then the traditional cliche trope 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:25.320 of that is the uh, you know, the mom or 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:29.080 the dad will make you know, lasagna and then have 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:31.280 dinner at the house. You know, and then so the 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:34.960 coach has to eat it. How many shitty meals you 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:37.800 think John Calipari and Nick Saban, those guys have had 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:39.280 over the years where they had to say, boy, that's 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:42.800 really delicious. That is let me tell you something. Your 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:44.760 son is so lucky to have you as a mom. 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:49.080 That spaghetti did not taste like worms. It tasted really wonderfully. 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:53.320 Unless it did taste like worms. You know, it's like, jeez, 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.280 you know, what about what about someone like Rick Pettino? 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:59.359 Oh yeah, well Petino is another one. They can go 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:01.320 to it Italian or resturants after and have a little 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:04.680 fun in Louisville. He's like when it comes to having fun, 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:07.119 he's like Kyler Murray is just a little fun, a 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:17.240 little all right. Yeah, you're gonna spend an average of 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:23.800 thirty six hours a year here where that's the question 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:27.880 doctor's office? Well, for you, it's more than thirty six hours, 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:31.840 But for the rest of us it is. No, it's 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:36.639 something in the house, bathroom. No, well probably more than that. 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:48.120 After um, it involves the kitchen. Do do do the pantry? 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:51.600 I don't know. Standing in front of the fridge trying 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:54.000 to figure out whether to find something or what you 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:56.080 want to eat, right, whether you're looking for something that's 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:58.600 in there you need to cook, or you're just you're 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:00.800 hungry and you want it. Late nights snack, do you 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:04.439 get like that? No, I I when I started fasting, 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:06.600 I don't even worry about late night staxs. The only 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:09.119 thing I do have an issue with the refrigerator is 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:12.440 because it is all over its helter skelter. It's all 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:15.879 over the place. So like we'll be cooking and my 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:17.760 wife will be like, hey, can you go get so 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:20.280 and so out of refrigerator, So then it becomes a 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.840 ten minute fishing expedition to try to find said item 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:27.160 in the refrigerator. So that that isn't But yeah, since 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:30.399 I started fasting, I don't snack. I don't. I mean 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:33.359 on the weekends, I might. I'll go crazy and have 0:21:33.440 --> 0:21:35.720 a meal and then I'll snack and you know, a 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:37.480 couple of hours later and then have like a small 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:41.080 meal after that. But that's about during the week. I 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:45.640 don't even eat most days. So that's not bad. Yeah, 0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:48.640 damn it, it's actually it works for me. I don't 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:50.480 know if it's the greatest thing in the world. Y're not, 0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:51.560 but it works for me. All right, we have the 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:53.520 mail bag. You want to get to the mailbag. Would 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:55.000 like that? They want they want to be part of 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:56.840 the mail bag. All right, these are actual questions by 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:58.440 actual listeners. You guys did a good job. I like 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:01.720 this batch of questions. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:05.080 Good job by you on the Facebook page. I posted 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:08.960 this on Wednesday morning, Ben Maller's show on Facebook. We 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.399 also have some questions via email Real fifth Hour at 0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:15.600 gmail dot com. It's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.160 First one comes from John the Jailer and Allan Toown 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:21.080 p A. He says, like millions of people, I get 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:24.160 my medical advice from an overnight radio talk shows. Thank 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:29.000 you John, Being that you are an essential employee like myself. 0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:32.160 Will you be getting the COVID vaccine when it comes out? 0:22:32.560 --> 0:22:35.480 Since Gascon is not essential, he may need to wait 0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:39.680 like the rest of the commoners. Alright, So this is 0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:42.280 related to what we're talking about earlier. So you don't 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:46.159 seem like you you you're into the vaccine, giscon? Is 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:47.520 that fair to say that you're not gonna be the 0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:49.680 first one in line to get the vaccine yet? Way, 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:52.560 you gotta give that up to frontline workers and of 0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:56.720 course the elderly. But if you were offered vaccine, you 0:22:56.720 --> 0:23:01.000 would not take How many people have to have the 0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:04.320 vaccine before you would be comfortable taking said vaccine. I 0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:06.679 wouldn't take it. You're not gonna take it at all? 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:13.199 What the recovery rate has, how high it is. I'm 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:16.320 not like, I don't think I need to take it either. Um, 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:19.000 I might be forced to take it, which I don't like. 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:21.800 But I think it should be up to the person 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:23.800 whether they want to take it or not. Yeah, my body, 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:26.840 my choice. Right, it used to be the way it was. 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:30.119 But I mean enough, I think enough people will do 0:23:30.240 --> 0:23:34.880 it that this thing will we'll fade away. Who knows? 0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:37.480