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Speaker 1: right now. Out of the floodgates, out of the floodgates.

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Speaker 1: with Gascon is like taking a dump without butt wipes.

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Speaker 1: to pump him up like that. About this from Adrian Alvarez,

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Speaker 1: this past weekend that Ryan Smith wrestler guy was horrible.

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Speaker 1: I would. Yeah, five grand will go a long way.

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Speaker 1: Mario in Southern California says, my wife is from the Philippines.

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Speaker 1: Would you eat? I don't know how to pronounce it,

424
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Speaker 1: b a l ut? You ever heard of that ballot?

425
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: Ballot that? Oh this is even worse. He's he told.

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00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 1: What what Mario did is he told Walls Fan, Jimmy,

427
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 1: hold my beer. So we told you that the chitterlings

428
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: is the large intestine of a hog. According to the Internet,

429
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Speaker 1: b A l u t is a philip addition from

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Speaker 1: the Philippines. It is developing bird embryo, usually a duck

431
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Speaker 1: that is boiled and eaten out of the shell. Oh

432
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Speaker 1: my god, fuck, Hey, I'm good on that, Mario. Does

433
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Speaker 1: your wife make that for you? Mario is She's like, hey, Mario,

434
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Speaker 1: I got some embryo for you here enjoy. Oh yeah.

435
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: Who's the first person that said that's let's let's eat that.

436
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: Let's see how that goes. Chris and Marrik Cocona O.

437
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: Marri Cocona says, getting into radio, it seemed to be

438
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: career suicide. Give in the low pay. Tell me I'm wrong,

439
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: He says, Well, Chris, this the year is where you

440
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: follow what you want to do. Life is short. You

441
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: never know when the next pandemic or world war is

442
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: gonna pop up and fuck your life up, and so

443
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: follow your your dreams. So if your radio is a

444
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: fun industry, and I've enjoyed being in radio and having

445
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: you know, if we have a good time doing the

446
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: radio stuff and all that, um, it doesn't pay the greatest,

447
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: it pays, all right, It doesn't pay the greatest, and

448
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: certainly when you start out in local radio it's usually terrible.

449
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: You're better off working at at Wendy's. You'll make more money.

450
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: But if you love it, if you have a passion

451
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: for it, you can do it. And it's like Robert Sala,

452
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: the defensive coordinator of the forty nine. Is that guy.

453
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: His story is a good story. Is probably gonna be

454
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: the Lions coach, but he was. He played football in college,

455
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: He got out of college, he worked in fine aunts,

456
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: I believe, and then his brother was in one of

457
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: the towers on nine eleven and his brother got out,

458
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: but they didn't know for a while, and he realized

459
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: that day. He had an epiphany in the early two thousands,

460
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: and you know, no, you know, early September of one,

461
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, you know, life short, let me follow

462
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: my passion, my passions football. He went into coaching, worked

463
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: his way up, and now he's about to become an

464
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: NFL head coach. Was a pretty cool story. But he

465
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 1: followed his passion because he realized, you know, you might

466
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: as well enjoy it. So not being said, if you

467
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: want to get paid, I would recommend television rather than

468
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: than radio. And he also says Chris in Marracoca to

469
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: iowas is, what is your favorite Christmas food? Well? I

470
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: like the jelly donuts and the latkas on hanaka, That's

471
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: what I like. What about you? Guess? I don't know

472
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: if I have a favorite Christmas entree? You don't like

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00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: any Christmas related? What are traditional Christmas? You do? Not? No?

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00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: No for the July Thanksgiving? Those are traditional hamburgers and

475
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: hot dogs, turkey, ham mashed potatoes. Yeah. David from Simpsonville,

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00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: South Carolina says, as a Kentucky fan, I will not

477
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: buy a Duke North Carolina, Tennessee or Louisville hat. Ben

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00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: Besides the a strows and the Laker hats? Are there

479
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: eighty you refuse to buy or where? Every time you

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Speaker 1: say number one, my cat Cash runs into the room

481
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: me owing very loudly. He's a member of the militia. Also, uh,

482
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: there you go, waiting for your selection hat for Hanukkah.

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00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: There you go. Well, thank you, David, I do want

484
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: to thank you. David's the hat benefactor who come up

485
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: with that sweet looking Kentucky Wildcats hat which I've used

486
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: on the on the podcast. The radio show version of

487
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: the podcast a couple of times the video podcast. But um, yeah,

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00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: I would say the San Francisco Giants. I would not.

489
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: I don't think I would be caught wearing a Giant's hat.

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Speaker 1: That would be on my list. Trying to think who

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00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: else off the top of my head, Lakers, Astros, Uh, yeah,

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00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: they would be there. Giants, probably the Niners because I'm

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00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: a Rams fan. That's the rival, the big rival there.

494
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: But outside of that, pretty much fair game. I say

495
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: that guests on knowing that I'm gonna forget one and

496
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: someone will send me the hat and I will have

497
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Speaker 1: to wear it because I just gave my list. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get back to David on the the Hanukah

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00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: hat there. I don't I don't know. I gotta think

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00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: it's very kind of you. I appreciate that. Pierre, friend

501
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: of alf the Alien Opiner, says Benjamin as a true

502
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: man of the people, salt of the earth, working man.

503
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: I know that, given the opportunity, you would work every day.

504
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: And I'm guessing the same camp be said for Mr

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00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: West of the four oh five. So my question is

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00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: how many podcasts will Gascon be skipping over the holidays?

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00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: There you go, and he has a follow up question. Now,

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00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: that is a good question. Gascon. Now you you, we

509
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: know you. You're a little lazy. You don't have the

510
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: work ethic, you don't have to desire the drive. You

511
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,239
Speaker 1: do not have that. Um, so what are we looking at?

512
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: How many podcasts will you be skipping? And then I'll

513
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: have to skip some as well. We've got Christmas and

514
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: New Year's back to back, belly to belly. Those are

515
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: good days to take off. I think I'll take off

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00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: all all six of those days. It's a good idea. Yeah,

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00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah? Okay, So so that's good news.

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00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: We'll get Ryan Smith in here. That's a great idea.

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00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: I think that'd be a great way to close out.

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00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,959
Speaker 1: As bad as it is, it'll get even worse now. Actually,

521
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: I will probably be forced by Forced the Ball and

522
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: Chain to miss one weekend of the podcast coming up

523
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: because of prior engagements. But I'm not sure when that

524
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: will be. I'm not sure when that will be. So

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00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: we will we will find out. Get that message I

526
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: said you, by the way, do you get that I did?

527
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: I did. Thank you for sending it. You're not number one,

528
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: You're number one hundred, number one hundred. All right, uh,

529
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: straight ahead, Here we have another question from alf for

530
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: a Pierre, a friend of Alfie Potter. Ben, how's that

531
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: VPN coming along? From gascon? Well, I thank you for

532
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: as This guy just fucking jerk you off every week,

533
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: all right, this guy just unbelievable. Is it a reach

534
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: around or is it like full on frontal grab. I

535
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,959
Speaker 1: know no one likes you, this guy. You're the kid

536
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: that gets picked on, Pierre, but holy fuck you're you're

537
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: the guy that you know people say, oh he's got cooties.

538
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, you've got the gas gone because you stink

539
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: the high heaven. But listen me, okay, sure, all right,

540
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: listen very clearly. Um, yes, you have not done anything.

541
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: I two weeks ago, three weeks ago, I said, hey,

542
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 1: this VPN thing, Uh, let's get that done. Nothing nothing,

543
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,239
Speaker 1: no VPN. You had a guy, you said you had

544
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: a hook up. I want a VPN. You didn't get it.

545
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: It sucks when someone says they're gonna do something and

546
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: they don't do it. Huh, fucking tomahawks steak in your freezer?

547
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: How do you know I didn't eat it? Because I

548
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: know you didn't eat Maybe I ate it. Maybe I

549
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: had it for dinner because you're you're the king of

550
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: showing everybody what you did. No, I did not like

551
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: when you got a Costco. When you got a Costco

552
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: with your little mask on, your like virtue signaling to

553
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: the world. It's so brave and with me the wilderness

554
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: in California. Well, let me let me explain something because

555
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: I know you don't get out of got him? Really

556
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: you varmit um. Let me explain something here. When you

557
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: go to Costco, if you don't have a mask on,

558
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: they don't let you in the store. All right, I

559
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: know you're a racket. We're a hundred yards away from

560
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: the gate or the door, taking that fucking self. I

561
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: was living my best life. I was in line, surrounded

562
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: around other people. I was our fearless leader, Joe Biden.

563
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: I knew that he would be present someday and he

564
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: wanted everyone to wear a mask forever. You're making it

565
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: sound like you're Somalia being surrounded with RPGs now. Is

566
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: the first day of the Biden administration? Are they gonna

567
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: make everyone wear a burka? Is that what they're gonna

568
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: make everyone? Forget the mask? Let's go with the burka.

569
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put I'm gonna put some lamb blood over

570
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: my front door. How about that saddle cross that'll work?

571
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: Why not? So the answer is Pierre and no VPN

572
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: Gascon is full of crap, right, He's he's full of crap.

573
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: He's a selfish little jerk, and he's a he's a

574
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: douche nozzle and dingle Berry and all those big words,

575
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: all those big words are infatuated with you. But the

576
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: guy knows talent. No, I know what you want me

577
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: to say. The guy appreciates talent. He does mailbag continues.

578
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: He's your actual questions sending by actual listeners. Again, if

579
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: you weren't paying attention earlier. Ben Mallard Show on Facebook,

580
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: like the page on there, and on Wednesdays, that's typically

581
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: when we do this. Now over the holidays, if we

582
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: do do some podcasts over the hollies, will probably do

583
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: it earlier in the week maybe on like Tuesday, um,

584
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: and we might even do it on the weekends and

585
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: just say hey, send some in for next week. Keep

586
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 1: them kind of evergreen. The term evergreen means they do

587
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: not expire, right, like honey. The perfect product is honey.

588
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: If I would open a store, I would sell honey.

589
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: What about garlic? Honey? You know garlic can go bad.

590
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: Honey does not go bad. Yeah, but garlic is like

591
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: the Ben Mallory lick. Sir, No, well that is true.

592
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: I love garlic and I need the more garlic, roasted

593
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 1: garlic and all that. But like, there's no expliration date

594
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: on honey. It has internal shelf life, so it's perfect.

595
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: But when when you say, hey, can you give me

596
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: some evergreen questions that would be non specific, and you

597
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: guys been pretty good. You guys have been pretty good.

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00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: They're not dated Carlos, and Houston says, who says that

599
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: drop romosexual? Is that a caller or just a random SoundBite.

600
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: He also says, when it is Justin and Cincinnati going

601
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: to be paying off that bed, well, that's what everyone

602
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: wants to know. Inquiring minds would like to know Justin

603
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: and he made a big wager there and the ones

604
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna pay it theF to answer the first part

605
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: of that question, Carlos, that was a random caller to

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00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio a million years ago. And when Tony

607
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: Romo took over for Drew Bledsoe, I'm doing the show.

608
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: I was doing the weekend show, and this was like

609
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,439
Speaker 1: I was so excited because I was a huge Romo fan,

610
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: and the guys started calling me a Romo sexual. And

611
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: then we had got We had certain p One's Brigadier

612
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: generals that had social media accounts. I guess back then

613
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: it would be like my Space. But are they call

614
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: up as romosexual and all that? And so the we

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00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: have different callers and forget exactly who that is, and

616
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: they probably don't listen anymore. It's been a long time,

617
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: but that was just a little clip of a random

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00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: caller to Fox Sports Radio back in Tony Romo's salad

619
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 1: days with the Dallas Cowboys Romo Sexual. That sound bit's

620
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: gotta be fourteen years old something along those lines. Pretty old. Yeah,

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00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: we still we still play it. We still play it.

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00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: Uh and Mr Luciano rights and he says, all expenses paid,

623
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: which country would you like to travel to for a

624
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: week and why for both of you? Glad the show

625
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: is back on. Well, thank you, Mr Lucy on a

626
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: very kind of you. I really thought about that where

627
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: I would like to travel. I haven't been anywhere other

628
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: than the US and Canada and Mexico and all that, so, uh,

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00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: I have been to Oceania Hawaii. Oceana was just like

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Speaker 1: another continent. Um, I've a good things. My my wife's

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Speaker 1: got family in Italy, so I think it'd be cool

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Speaker 1: to dry around Italy and some of those European countries.

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Speaker 1: I've heard Rome is beautiful. Uh, you wouldn't. You wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be good in the summer, though, you'd have to go

635
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Speaker 1: in the winter or spring. I've been in the South.

636
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: It can't be any worse than it's way worse. I disagree,

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Speaker 1: you're such a softy. I'm not soft, but you know

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Speaker 1: you you set. I've lost some weight though it's it's

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Speaker 1: a little different. Though it's a little different. Where else

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Speaker 1: would I like to go to Australia? Man New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: I want to go to New Zealand cause I've been

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Speaker 1: on radio there. There's a rumor I could be back

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Speaker 1: on New Zealand Radio one. By the way, the network

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Speaker 1: I was on went out of business because of the pandemic.

645
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Speaker 1: But there's a little birdie tells me that I might

646
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Speaker 1: be back as a weekly international correspondent on New Zealand Radio.

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Speaker 1: Not confirmed, nothing's been signed yet, but it's in the works.

648
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: More bad news, great news, you should get me into

649
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Speaker 1: one of those gigs. The first thing you have to

650
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: do is be good and then you get the gig.

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Speaker 1: Can you work on that track? Okay? One of my

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Speaker 1: favorite Where do you want to go? Get Australia. Australia.

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Speaker 1: That's Australia. Well, I mean that's not going to going

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Speaker 1: to the beach. It's not going to Catalina. It's not

655
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Speaker 1: going to cattle. It is like going to Catalina is

656
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: great Australia. I want to go to Japan someday. I'm

657
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Speaker 1: getting a how I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna

658
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Speaker 1: get a house on Catalan Island. That'll be my weekend house.

659
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Speaker 1: All right, I will go there. That'll be my retreat

660
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Speaker 1: and I will go to Catalana Island and I will

661
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: love it. It'll be wonderful little bits. That's west of

662
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: the four or five where the buffalo roame. That's not

663
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Speaker 1: west of the four or five. It's you gotta take

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Speaker 1: a fucking boat to get there. Yeah, it's very elitist.

665
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Speaker 1: You gotta take a little yacht to get over to

666
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Speaker 1: Catalan Island. It's beautiful, it's all right, so nice. You

667
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Speaker 1: feel like it's just a like an hour boat ride.

668
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: You feel like you're in a different, different world. I

669
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Speaker 1: got away from all the schmucks, away from all the lunatics.

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Speaker 1: It's so good, all right. Uh, let's see here Ozzy

671
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Speaker 1: momentum right soon, He says. One of my favorite things.

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Speaker 1: I think we did this last week, but maybe not.

673
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Speaker 1: One of my favorite things on your show is when

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Speaker 1: you blindly say that's a lie, no matter what the situation,

675
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: whether it's a lie or not. Uh, you seem to

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Speaker 1: have stopped saying that. Is there a reason, No, there's

677
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 1: no reason, Jay, I rotate some things. I mean, I don't.

678
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: It can't be doing the same stuff. I don't want

679
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: to be locked in a time warp. You know. You

680
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: know certain people get into this business they're just the same.

681
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: And I do a lot of same bits. But I

682
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: try to change things up and keep it fresh and

683
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: vibrant and alive. I don't want it to go stale.

684
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: You never wanted to go stale. When it goes stale

685
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 1: is time to get out. So I change it up.

686
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Speaker 1: But I have mixed it in a little bit. That's

687
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Speaker 1: a lie. The people also enjoy the racist drop about anything,

688
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: even when it's obviously not racist. That's racist. People love

689
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Speaker 1: that big fan h We have a couple of sport

690
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Speaker 1: old questions. Kyle from San Antonio writes in he says,

691
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Speaker 1: what does he say? Any meaning? Ka says, is Jimmy

692
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: Garoppolo destined to be the next Ryan Leaf stands the

693
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Speaker 1: imprisonment for drugs? No? Oh, who's a better comp of

694
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Garoppolo. I'm trying to think of a comp for

695
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Speaker 1: how about James Kingham Joe Flacco? Although Garbolo Flacco won

696
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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Give me a quarterback that got to

697
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Speaker 1: a super Bowl and then was just kind of mediocre,

698
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Speaker 1: like Jared Goff. Well, Kaepernick's well, yeah, Kaepernick's one Kaepernick.

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Speaker 1: That's a good analogy. He got to the Super Bowl

700
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Speaker 1: of the Niners. He blew the game in the second half.

701
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Speaker 1: They choked with him under center and he was stunk.

702
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: And then he realized his career was dying. So he

703
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: became a social justice warrior and you know, political lunatic

704
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: and all that. So that's a good Although Garoppolo is

705
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: gonna do last stuff. He's hanging out with porn stars.

706
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: He's not trying to get a special Nike shoot by

707
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Speaker 1: taking a knee a Manual from Portugal. Right, he's like

708
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Speaker 1: Chris Chandler. How about that? Yeah with the Falcons that

709
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Speaker 1: he got smoked in the Super Bowl against the Broncos. Alright,

710
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Speaker 1: Emmanual from Portugal says, sides the Ramps. What NFL team

711
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: would you like to coach for? And why the Browns? Why?

712
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Speaker 1: Why the Browns? Because you love the you love the

713
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: dog Pound and they got two horses in the backfield.

714
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: But being a coach, you're the spokesperson. Wouldn't you like

715
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Speaker 1: to be in a town with a fired up media

716
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: like the Patriots or one of the New York teams?

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Speaker 1: How would you like to be the guy that made

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Speaker 1: the Jets a good team? Wouldn't you like to be

719
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: the guy that turned the Jets and have those have

720
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Speaker 1: all those slobbering guys from a Long Island that the

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Speaker 1: contractors from Long Island in the Union. I would be

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Speaker 1: good of being the head coach of the Denver Broncos.

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Speaker 1: Well not right now, man, great city franchise, historic, one

724
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Speaker 1: of the winningest teams in NFL history. You know what,

725
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: the Broncos are old money. They're old money the National

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00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: Football League. No, but that's really the Broncos are old money.

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Speaker 1: It's like they're living off the Lway Day. There's a

728
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Speaker 1: long time ago. They just a lot of Super Bowl

729
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: A handful of years ago. I was talking about a fluke,

730
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: a fluke that was that trying to make that sound

731
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Speaker 1: like it was a hail Mary. And it wasn't a fluke.

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Speaker 1: They had one of the greatest defense is in NFL history.

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Speaker 1: A fluke out of here. It was because Cam Newton

734
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: decided not to jump on a football. They're still winning

735
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: that game. Before that happened. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Cam was rattled and he wasn't the same. They beat

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady in the a f C Championship game with

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Speaker 1: Grant going off. Don't give me that crap. Let's be

739
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: better than this. Let's now, let's let's break down the

740
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Speaker 1: candy salesman's performance. You know what, you could You could

741
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: probably have a lot of fun as the head coach

742
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: in either Minnesota Seattle. Yeah, because you got we got

743
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: fan bases up there too, that's true. And there's raising

744
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: Kine's locations. And just imagine if you had Paul Allen

745
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: go off on you one time, like you just make

746
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: this great call on him. He was just thinking your

747
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: praises from the high heavens. I can have fun with

748
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: with Jerry Jones too, right, would yeah, but he'd be

749
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: micro managing you. Yeah, but I'd win. I'm a winner, Okay,

750
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Speaker 1: I would win. And there's nothing better than winning. Boy,

751
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: like with the Cowboys, I'm so what I'm all about. Victory, victory, gascon.

752
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: I'll teach you about that. Oh boy. Yeah, all right,

753
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Yes, yeah, we gotta go.

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00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta we gotta go. We got places go. Then,

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00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: all I remember cameo deal, I'll give you till Friday.

756
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: Give you till Friday. If you're thinking about doing a cameo,

757
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to raise the rate because some other

758
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: people have their hand in the cookie jar. And we

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00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: went over that earlier. So that that's that's the deal.

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00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: So again cameo. In the previous podcast Cameo dot Com.

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Speaker 1: Ben Mallard love to do it for you and great

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Speaker 1: stocking stuff for holidays are coming up. Eight nights of Hanukkah.

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Speaker 1: What a horrible gift on like this the fifth night

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Speaker 1: and get that anyway, We'll be back on the radio

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Speaker 1: tonight breaking down all the NFL and all the sporting

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Speaker 1: news of the day on The Ben Maller Show. That's

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Speaker 1: eleven o'clock Pacific on Sunday night, two am Monday morning

768
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Speaker 1: in the East, and I'll reave a dead ship. We'll

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Speaker 1: catch you next time. Be sure to catch live editions

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Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern

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Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific