1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: The game of football is about sportsmanship, teamwork, integrity. Oh yeah, 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: but out in the parking lot, yes, toss all that integrity. 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 2: Crap out the window. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 3: There it is, ya. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: Pregame is all about beer chugging, meat grilling, and scream 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 1: talking four inches away from each other's faces. Thousands of 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: fans got amped up for game day, which is why 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: we sent Jose and Alexis down to the stadium before 9 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: kickoff to ask the fine sober people. They are a 10 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: simple question. What you're doing at the tailgate? 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 3: What you're doing at the tailgate? 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 4: Hanging out with my husband? Going to go support our 13 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 4: team very soon? 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 3: Okay, but your husband is not here. You're alone right now. 15 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 5: He went to the restroom. 16 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 3: So ell, he's not here. How is it going to 17 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 3: games with him? Really, it's actually a lot of fun. 18 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 5: I've learned to look at But. 19 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: He's not here, so you can say anything, what's the 20 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 3: worst thing about him? At football games? 21 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: Quick? 22 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 3: Before he comes back. 23 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 4: I feel like every woman knows saying, you're getting ready, 24 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 4: and he waited the last minute to do all the things, 25 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 4: so I am ready, and then he has to like 26 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 4: finish all the things. 27 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 3: Husband's here now, Oh your bag Okay, now that you're back, 28 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 3: I've heard only great things about you. 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: You've been spending way too much time with Brooke. Alexis 30 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: getting good with the wife, talk crap about her husband, 31 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: and then lie to him as soon as he comes back. Yeah, 32 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: you guys talk badly about guys behind their backs. 33 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 4: How is it that I'm sitting in my car waiting 34 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 4: for Michael when he supposedly only takes five minutes to 35 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 4: get ready and then forgets everything to do like, oh, 36 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 4: I defeed the dog. 37 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 3: Oh I forgot to do this. 38 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 5: I had to go to the bathroom. 39 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 3: Like why didn't you. 40 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 5: Do that earlier? 41 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 4: To the bathroom? 42 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 3: Just time it better? 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 6: What you're doing at the tailgate trying to reminisce our 44 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 6: old you know, our lover days when we first met 45 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 6: and we first did our first things. 46 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 5: You know, wait, are you talking about me? 47 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 2: And this is radio no one can see you, sir. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 6: I'm talking about Smith Stacey right here? 49 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 3: Oh hello, miss Stacey. 50 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: The wait? 51 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 5: We're here to rekindle something. 52 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, we're trying to RELI we're trying to like have 53 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 6: an ESPN moment. 54 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 5: No not no, no, not you know. 55 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 6: Where I score put it to the post. 56 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 2: It goes you're in You're talking about not football right now? 57 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 2: Huh no, house football sounds like you're talking about sexy 58 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 2: time a little bit. 59 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 3: This is this is sex a tape. 60 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 6: Hey, when I make love, I make love all day 61 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 6: long because she's loving the moment right now. 62 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 2: Well, I have a feeling that you're not even focused 63 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: on the football game at all. 64 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 5: You're focused on this lady. 65 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 6: Right here, they have they have a unisex bathroom that 66 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 6: we like, hundred level twenty six. 67 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, shut in this section. 68 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm glad he doesn't break the rules 69 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: by just going into a women's bathrooms right place. Yeah, yeah, 70 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: they should have bathrooms though at the stadium, reserved specifically 71 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: for sexy time. 72 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 2: That's a good point. 73 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: Why don't they designate an entire area for all the 74 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: couples that are there that just want to get stuff 75 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: done and then go back and watch the game. 76 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 3: And how grosses bathrooms are at the stadium. 77 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 2: That's won't even keep the walls on the stalls in 78 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 2: the guys back. 79 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it's so humid when I go in there. 80 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 5: That's maybe that's what it is. 81 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: It's what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and 82 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: Alexis went down to the football game right before kickoff 83 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: and ask the fans a simple question. 84 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 3: What you're doing at the tailgate? 85 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 5: It's jinging bear and hanging out. Who are you at 86 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 5: here with my wife? It's our anniversary today? 87 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 3: What year? What are we at? 88 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 5: Five years? Five year anniversary? 89 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,839 Speaker 3: Are you both wanting to celebrate it out a football game? 90 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 3: Or yes, you are a fan? You promise you're not 91 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 3: forced to be. 92 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 5: I married into it, but very much a fan. 93 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 3: Okay, you you married into it? How many games have 94 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 3: you been to in this five years? 95 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 5: This is our first NFL game ever? 96 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 3: So your first NFL game ever? You've waited your whole 97 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 3: life for this? Apparently, yes, ma'am. So what will make 98 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 3: this the best anniverser ever for you? The win and 99 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 3: anything else? Or that's it? 100 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: Get my wife drunk? 101 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 3: Oh oh good? 102 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: Hashtag relationship goals. Yes, you have to go spend all 103 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: that money to go to an NFL game just to 104 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: get her drunk for the first time? What is this 105 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: with like all the married couples, is the NFL just 106 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: the new love section? 107 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 5: I don't know that's a good point. 108 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 2: This maybe the most couples. 109 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: We've every married couples are the only people that can 110 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: afford to go to the games. Yeah, money together for 111 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,679 Speaker 1: one seat, and their jobs. 112 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,799 Speaker 2: Are probably getting better pretty soon. It's like we're lawyers. 113 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 5: I gotta be a millionaire. What you're doing at the tailgate? 114 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 4: Dan? 115 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 6: Here to have some fun, have some beers and trying 116 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 6: to make out with my girl? 117 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 2: Okay, because I was gonna say, are you in trouble? 118 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 2: Because you looked at her the whole time you were 119 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 2: answering that question. No, you're supposed to be embarrassed. Well, 120 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 2: what is up with him? Tell me what's wrong? 121 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 4: Oh? 122 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 3: This is an everyday event. How you feeling? 123 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: Brother? Frisky? 124 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 2: I can tell I shouldn't be smiling. 125 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 5: You get you know it? Bills out? Is he get 126 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 5: a strip? 127 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: I was just as confusing. 128 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 3: Did you check and see if he had tear away pants? 129 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was selling bath salts at the stadium. 130 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 3: Now she just. 131 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 2: Sounds like a straight babysitter. 132 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: She's like, this is. 133 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,279 Speaker 3: An ever a tailgate. We didn't know what was actually 134 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 3: going on. 135 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 1: You were in the horny couple section of the tailgate area. 136 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 5: A swingertail game. 137 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 2: I'm not going to follow a lot. 138 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 4: You need to look out for those pineapple flagswhere. 139 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: That's what you're doing at the tailgate. We're doing every 140 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: time that there's a home game here, your phone tap 141 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: is coming up. 142 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.