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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy Podcast. It's Fun podcast. Hello and welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to another episode of the Run Burgundy Podcast. I'm Run

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy with me as always is Carolina, and Uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask a favor to some of the listeners

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. Uh, some of you who have recently

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<v Speaker 1>been coming up to me in public. Run. Wait, you've

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<v Speaker 1>been out in public? No? No, no, no, no no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course not Carolina. I'm I'm observing the quarantine the

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<v Speaker 1>unless you've been living under a rock, you of course

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<v Speaker 1>know about the Colonial nineteen virus. Of course, Colonial nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>the name. A lot of people don't know where the

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<v Speaker 1>name comes from coronavirus, because I think it came from

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<v Speaker 1>the original nineteen colonies the Eastern Seaboard. We are a

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<v Speaker 1>source for journalism. We have to be of integrity, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why we're mentioning Colonial nine teen. Okay, is that

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<v Speaker 1>not correct? No, it's absolutely incorrect. But I then please

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<v Speaker 1>correct me, because I pray the fact that we educate

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<v Speaker 1>as well as inform. Okay, it's a coronavirus um nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a strain um. It doesn't come from the original

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen colonies. Nineteen colonies. It's come on it's thirteen colonies.

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<v Speaker 1>Third way, hold on, hold on, okay, Okay, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>COVID nineteen got you got me, But there were nineteen there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go through them. Let's go through them. Here we go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>h New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Virginia,

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<v Speaker 1>New Hampshire, something like that. New Jersey getting Iffy Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that sounds right. Um, we shouldn't even be talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it because it's Ohio. You know what they say.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they always say you have to get the

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<v Speaker 1>original colonies if you're ever gonna win a presidential election.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I don't think they mean you need to

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<v Speaker 1>know them, um off the top of your head. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean colonies like Florida, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin. We're missing them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happened to Hilary. She didn't get the original colonies.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we'll have to go back to the board

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<v Speaker 1>with all of this. Well anyway, um, yes, back to

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<v Speaker 1>your original question, Caroline, I have not been out in public.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on day two of my quarantine and as you

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<v Speaker 1>can see over the zoom, we're broadcasting on I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>my house in Florida, just finished up a little spring

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<v Speaker 1>break with the Governor round de Santis. Good dude, good dude.

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<v Speaker 1>We call ourselves the two Rounds, and we wear matching sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very cool. You just started Andine listened that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I'm taking two hydroxy cuts um as a preventative.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's that's a diet pell that's something. Girls,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never looked better. I've lost pounds. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I see it in my face. You do look gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I got rid of my jewels. I don't know. You

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<v Speaker 1>look tired. Yeah, I pop a couple of those, and

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<v Speaker 1>me and Governor Ronnie the two Rounds. We we head

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<v Speaker 1>out on the town. But yeah, two days in, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been quarantine for five days? How you do? I am

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<v Speaker 1>so bored right now. This whole thing is a real

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<v Speaker 1>pain in the key stir, isn't it? I would say

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<v Speaker 1>that's a major understatement. I mean, quarantine probably doesn't change

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<v Speaker 1>much about your life, Carolina. I mean, let's let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>How many how many episodes of The Tiger Man Show

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<v Speaker 1>did you did you watch? In one sitting? While dropping

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<v Speaker 1>food on your shirt? Okay, because I can see the stains.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you mean Tiger King and I actually have

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<v Speaker 1>watched yet. I mean, I'm planning on it, but I've

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<v Speaker 1>mostly just been watching the news. It's hard to speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of the news. Yeah, I'd like to send a shout out,

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<v Speaker 1>a professional journalistic shout out to Fox News is Trish Reagan. Look, Trish,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, and you probably are because you got fired,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I've said some really dumb stuff on

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<v Speaker 1>the air before, and I've been fired lots of times,

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<v Speaker 1>though nothing quite as dumb as what you said, Trish.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, wow, and this is Ron Burgundy talking here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's saying a lot, Trish. Hang in there, Trish Reagan,

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<v Speaker 1>see you at the auto show. You'll you'll get some

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<v Speaker 1>industrial somewhere. You'll bounce back from this and no time.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, it might take a second, but um yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can open a big cat zoo. You can

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<v Speaker 1>take over Joke Exotics operation. There's an option and move

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<v Speaker 1>to Oklahoma. Did you know they're up to ten thousand

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<v Speaker 1>wild big cats in the United States and there's only

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand tigers in the wild. It's crazy, astonishing, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so upsetting. It just makes you how many tigers, how

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<v Speaker 1>many big cats do you have? I was just going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, it makes you realize what a wonderful market

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<v Speaker 1>there is for them, and what in a wonderful investment opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's why they released that statistic. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that they were saying that we shouldn't keep these

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<v Speaker 1>animals in captivity and there should be more of them

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<v Speaker 1>in the wild. Yeah, I can see that, you're really

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<v Speaker 1>they were over see I saw it as a great

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<v Speaker 1>amendment to people's four oh one k plans. Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>did not see it that way. And that's what's great

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<v Speaker 1>about these documentaries. People can debate over what the point

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<v Speaker 1>of it was. But I'll tell you this much. I

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<v Speaker 1>put my money down on Kevin Bacon being cast. Is

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<v Speaker 1>Joe exotic? He would kill it? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Talked to Trishery again. She knows anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>As I was saying when I started my story, saying

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<v Speaker 1>about people who come up to me right before the

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<v Speaker 1>quarantine obviously, and you mean like three days ago for you,

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<v Speaker 1>three days ago exactly. But I'm always happy to say

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<v Speaker 1>hello and and sign your autograph books and take a selfie.

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<v Speaker 1>But I gotta be honest, folks, I'm getting a little

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<v Speaker 1>tired of the questions about Carolina, stuff like who the

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<v Speaker 1>hell is she? And why is she on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and did you win a contest or something. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the answers. And honestly, yes, are you

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<v Speaker 1>serious people are coming up to you on the street

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<v Speaker 1>about the podcast and saying those things about me. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come clean, I'll come queen. It was one guy, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, but he was very passionate about his

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<v Speaker 1>dislike for you. Um. Also, you know what they say,

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<v Speaker 1>the voice of one audience member speaks for like sixty

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<v Speaker 1>million silent ones listening. First, I think those fake yours

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<v Speaker 1>are a little inflated. Um. And second, I wouldn't take

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<v Speaker 1>the word of one man as a reason to begin

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<v Speaker 1>our show today with basically an insulting apology for my

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<v Speaker 1>very existence. I mean that that man just sounds rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you take the word for repeating it? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>take the word of one man if that one man

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<v Speaker 1>was Jesus Christ. Oh, that's a weird question. Um. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying I wouldn't even know how to begin to

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<v Speaker 1>answer that that's a sidebar for another day and another millennium.

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<v Speaker 1>But so you're saying the man was rude, that's your point. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give that to you. And the guy actually was

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<v Speaker 1>very rude, openly rude. Yes. In fact, Caroline, you'll get

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<v Speaker 1>a kick out of this. He had a T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>on that said rude dude with a crude attitude. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you, a man who wears a shirt like

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<v Speaker 1>that is broadcasting that he's not someone to mess with,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Okay, So this whole introduction is based on

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<v Speaker 1>a man who was wearing a novel t T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't get a kick out of

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<v Speaker 1>that shirt. I met him at an all night diner.

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<v Speaker 1>I was home, dead asleep, woke up and had a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden craving for Reuben sandwich and it was just ravenous

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<v Speaker 1>for a Reuben. You don't you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You ever get that? No, but you've called me about

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<v Speaker 1>those before. Anyway, I showered, shaved, got fully dressed into

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<v Speaker 1>a three piece suit, and then I drove as fast

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<v Speaker 1>as I could to the all night dinner. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was late, so I was probably clock and eighty five. Okay, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Hold on, you put on a suit to

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<v Speaker 1>go to a dinner in the middle of the night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I really wanted a Ruben sandwich. What You've never gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a craving for a Reuben in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 1>night and drove thirty miles to the best diner in

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<v Speaker 1>San Marcos, California. I have done that for you. Um

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<v Speaker 1>actually the night of the Oscar with my family, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've always appreciated. Yeah, what can I tell you? Learned

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<v Speaker 1>to live a little bit, Carolina? I mean, come on, seriously, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>even if I wanted a Reuben sandwich that bad, you

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<v Speaker 1>put on a three piece suit. Just wear sweatpants or something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the difference between you and me right there. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>actually like to see you not wear sweatpants once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while. I don't always wear sweatpants. You know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>funny they say that one of the symptoms of colonial

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen COVID night is that you lose taste, right, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you. I think you haven't because I have

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<v Speaker 1>no taste. Okay, you've been shoving a DJ Max for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, you really have. I'm like, well, Caroline

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<v Speaker 1>has had it for as long as I've known her

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<v Speaker 1>going on four years now. I were perfectly normal clothes. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a man of distinction, I really am. And I

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<v Speaker 1>can't just show up anywhere in sweatpants like you. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe to the gym, but certainly not an all night

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<v Speaker 1>diner in San Marcos. What if someone recognized me, which

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<v Speaker 1>they did. This man came right up to me and

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<v Speaker 1>said Ron Burgundy. And I looked up and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>his T shirt, and I'll admit I was immediately very

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<v Speaker 1>intimidated because he had a shirt on that said rude,

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<v Speaker 1>rude dude with a crude attitude exactly. I mean, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy was just putting it all out there wearing that shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said to him, look, buddy, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>any trouble. And then I just tossed my wallet on

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<v Speaker 1>the table and I figured, let him take it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not worth whatever is on the other side of what

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<v Speaker 1>his T shirt was broadcasting. You know, that's like an

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<v Speaker 1>old novel T shirt they used to sell a gift shops.

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<v Speaker 1>Right Well, I don't know where he got it. All

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<v Speaker 1>I know is that it was it was air brushed

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<v Speaker 1>and had an angry looking dog on it, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was very highly effective. It doesn't sound that scary to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the middle of the night woman. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to enjoy a Reuben sandwich, not get murdered.

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<v Speaker 1>Calm down. I am calmed. Oh my god, particularly because

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<v Speaker 1>the situation quickly de escalated because it turned out it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a vagrant who wanted to take my money. He

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<v Speaker 1>was just a really big fan of mine. So a

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<v Speaker 1>special shout out today to Robbie B, a long haul

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<v Speaker 1>trucker and a big fan of the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Except for you. Yeah, I don't want to shout him out,

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<v Speaker 1>he said. When Carolina speaks, I actually honked the horn

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<v Speaker 1>on my rig and it still doesn't drown out her

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<v Speaker 1>terrible voice. That has to be an exaggeration because I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it down. I'm reading it off the napkin that

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<v Speaker 1>I took from the diner. And if you could just

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<v Speaker 1>keep that in mind while we do today's show, Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Robbie B would appreciate it. And I also

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<v Speaker 1>think he speaks for a lot of our audience. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll I don't think that's very helpful, but thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Robbie B. Constructive criticism, just trying to do the best

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<v Speaker 1>show weekend. Use your thirty miles in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the night to get a Reuben Sam and I made

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<v Speaker 1>a new friend in the process. My life is going great. Carolina. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's take a break and we'll get into today's show

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<v Speaker 1>a topic I'm very excited to discuss with our audience, spirituality.

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<v Speaker 1>We are back on the Round Burgundy podcast with Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>Who's going to do her very best to try and

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<v Speaker 1>talk a little less. I'm just going to do the

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<v Speaker 1>show as I normally. Today we're going to be discussing

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<v Speaker 1>something I'm very passionate about, spirituality. I have to say

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<v Speaker 1>I was a bit surprised and I was moved actually

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<v Speaker 1>that you wanted to dedicate an entire episode of spirituality

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<v Speaker 1>on here, Carolina. I am a deeply spiritual person. Does

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<v Speaker 1>that not come across to you? It's it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing that jumps to mind when I think of you. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That well, that's interesting because I have been told I

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<v Speaker 1>radiate spirituality. I mean, I'm not I'm not comparing myself

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<v Speaker 1>to the Dalai Lama or anything, but I think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people would agree that we have a similar,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, vibe in coming. Who told you that you

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<v Speaker 1>have a similar vibe to the Dalai Wama. Well, for start,

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<v Speaker 1>is my main man, Ronnie B from the dinner the

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<v Speaker 1>other night. Okay, the same guy wearing the rude dude

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<v Speaker 1>with a crude attitude T shirt who you thought was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to steal your wallet. Yeah, well we we actually

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<v Speaker 1>got pretty deep in that dinner. Okay, Well, however we

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<v Speaker 1>got here. I think it's a great topic for the

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<v Speaker 1>show today. I really do good good and I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should make it clear. Today's show is about the

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<v Speaker 1>broad spectrum of spirituality, whatever that means to you. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not here to discuss religion. That's a great point. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a nondenominational conversation exactly. We're not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>talking about demons because they are they are scary, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's non demon national So we're saying two different things.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think the audience understands what we're getting at. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if you're a Christian or Jewish or

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<v Speaker 1>Harri Krishna, as long as you you don't bother me

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<v Speaker 1>at an airport, believe in the faith of your choosing

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<v Speaker 1>the airport comment is a bit of a stereotype about

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<v Speaker 1>those devote a hard Christia. Do you think, Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't elaborate on that thought. Okay. I think what you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say is that we are focusing on the

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<v Speaker 1>concept of spirituality how people use it in their day

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<v Speaker 1>to day lives, and there's no particular religion or higher

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<v Speaker 1>power that we're endorsing or advocating for. It's just a

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<v Speaker 1>discussion about faith and how it plays a role in

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<v Speaker 1>our lives. Exactly, spirituality. We are going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>it because I don't care if you're the richest man

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<v Speaker 1>in the world or a woman who comes to work

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<v Speaker 1>and sweatpants every day, like Carolina. We're all basically looking

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<v Speaker 1>for the same thing to live our best lives. So Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>what does spirituality mean to you? Okay? I think you

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<v Speaker 1>can find spirituality anywhere. It's sort of a calm we

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<v Speaker 1>find within ourselves, and it might involve a higher power.

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<v Speaker 1>It could just be the idea of acceptance and letting

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<v Speaker 1>go of resentment. You might find your spirituality in a church,

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<v Speaker 1>or you might find it in a flower. M I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's where you've lost me. Spiritu reality in a flower. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's nonsense. There is only one true path to enlightenment,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is through a book I recently read called Dianetics.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry what diane Netics? Great book by Little Ronnie Hubbard.

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<v Speaker 1>L Ron Hubbard L is short for a little and

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<v Speaker 1>look I have a copy right here. It's got a

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<v Speaker 1>cool volcano on the cover. This is a very sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>subject you're getting into here, and I just let's tread lightly.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just talking about spirituality, Carolina. There's there's no right

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<v Speaker 1>or wrong way to talk about it. It's just I've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing a lot of reading recently and taking some

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting courses, and I thought I would use this

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<v Speaker 1>platform and discuss some interesting stuff I've learned. Did Ron

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<v Speaker 1>did you say you were taking courses? Yes? Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're worth every penny. I'll tell you some of them

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<v Speaker 1>are not cheap, but I'm I'm getting a lot out

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<v Speaker 1>of it, and you should come with me. Sometimes they

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<v Speaker 1>have this this really cool thing at my rich where

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<v Speaker 1>you where you hold two metal rounds. Okay, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you're talking about, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>speak for myself, and I think on behalf of my

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio that we are just having a general conversation

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<v Speaker 1>about spirituality anything I or Ron says is a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of opinion in not facts. Carolina, you seem really nervous

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden. What is it with you? Why

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<v Speaker 1>does the subject of spirituality make you so nervous? Okay, Ron, again,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just an opinion. But I think the recent

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<v Speaker 1>path to spirituality you're on at the moment, you just

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<v Speaker 1>might want to do a little more Internet research. Oh no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>they specifically told me not to do that. Besides, Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the Internet is filled with all all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of lies and fake news. Please don't invoke that phrase seriously, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I could put up a website right now that says

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina has ten boyfriends and there are actually some people

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<v Speaker 1>who might be dumb enough to believe it, could you imagine? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to be very very careful on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>You also you also have to be very careful around spirituality.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's there's a lot of people out there selling

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of mumbo jumbo and the next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in some weird cult. Yes, yes, exactly, that is

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<v Speaker 1>true and a very good point, Roan. You should be

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<v Speaker 1>careful with spirituality. I'm talking specifically you. I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, and I'm looking at you too. Those

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<v Speaker 1>Spirituality is a good thing in people's lives. There's occasionally

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<v Speaker 1>some folks who might be a little lost. Yeah, maybe

0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:35.359
<v Speaker 1>they've recently gone through a breakup with an international pop star.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps there are a celebrity or someone kind of lost

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<v Speaker 1>in vulnerable, very vulnerable group. Yes again, I'm speaking in

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<v Speaker 1>general about spirituality, not about any particular church or group.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's sort of what I was trying to get to.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, you could find spirituality and a flower,

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<v Speaker 1>which you definitely can't do. But I have found a

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<v Speaker 1>terrific path. I'm I'm currently O T three feeling terrific um.

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<v Speaker 1>So the letters O and T could stand for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Just putting that out there on behalf of myself run

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<v Speaker 1>in the legal department of my heart radio. Thank you. Wow, Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>you are very tense. I think what you are experiencing

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<v Speaker 1>right now is a lot of ingrams in your body.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a mental image or a traumatic event from

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<v Speaker 1>your past you would like to tell me about right

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<v Speaker 1>now in detail. I'd like to discuss it with you

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again for several hours, and trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>it can help a lot. I don't think that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea of run really well, another good spiritual activity

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<v Speaker 1>is to do a purification rundown and I can probably

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<v Speaker 1>set that up for you if you'd like. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure I know what a purification rundown is, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure. We need to discuss that sp SP coming

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<v Speaker 1>down the pike? True? What's an sp? Get all about

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<v Speaker 1>the your suppressive person. I'm here the words of a

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<v Speaker 1>suppressive person. Okay, I mean you have to know your

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<v Speaker 1>body is filled with toxins and radioactive particles and the

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<v Speaker 1>purification run. Okay, run, we are I think we should

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<v Speaker 1>just take a commercial break. But we're just getting into

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<v Speaker 1>the nitty gritty of spirituality. Hold on, let's just um.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you do you see those two little metal

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<v Speaker 1>sticks there? Can you grab ahold of that? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see what your eye meter reading is? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>just grab those? Just just try it? Just grab Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What does the meter say? Uh? Two? Three? Oh? Golly?

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<v Speaker 1>SP If I've ever seen one? I don't, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this seems so arbitrary. Well, it won't be arbitrary when

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<v Speaker 1>you sign a contract for a billion years. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I would never do that. Ron, did you

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<v Speaker 1>sign something I may have, Ron, this is, I may

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<v Speaker 1>have signed it for how long? I just signed this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a standard contract. I don't know how standard that is.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a passenger on a spaceship, and that spaceship

0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:13.800
<v Speaker 1>is called Earth, except it's called so you might as

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<v Speaker 1>well sign the contract for a billion years. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want I don't want to. I don't even understand what

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<v Speaker 1>this is. Is there a man in the room with

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<v Speaker 1>you right now wearing a light blue shirt and dark

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<v Speaker 1>pants with great little amulets on his shoulders. Oh no,

0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Todd Craig, another bearded man named Stacy. Are they there yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they coming to my coming to bring you the paperwork? Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever you're involved with, I would just say, cut great people,

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<v Speaker 1>change your number. Please just can you just sign the paperwork?

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<v Speaker 1>And just you're making this so much more awkward and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just begin very simple, this purification rundown and it's

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<v Speaker 1>so not a big deal. The Ron Burgundy podcast will

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<v Speaker 1>be back after this prerecorded message off his Mike place. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome back to the Run Burgundy podcast. And yes

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<v Speaker 1>we we took a long break. It it wasn't long

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<v Speaker 1>for you, the listener, but it was it was long

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<v Speaker 1>here in the studio, Carolina boy, thank you for sharing

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<v Speaker 1>with me some some reading materials. I have come out

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<v Speaker 1>a little more educated than I was at the start

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. However, I don't know how to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of this billion year contract I signed. I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're gonna do about it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with you. That's terrifying. I mean, I can

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<v Speaker 1>only hope that in some way it's not binding. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think you just got a lay a

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<v Speaker 1>lot a while. Okay, so I can do that. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now quarantine comes into Effectum, great, great, Yes, duly noted. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And also to Ronnie b if you're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>guy met in the diner in San Marcos, California, you

0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.800
<v Speaker 1>can shut up about Carolina. I'm not sure about the

0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:22.640
<v Speaker 1>volcano book you gave me. Oh man, now I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>feeling stressed out. Oh you know what, I actually have

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<v Speaker 1>something that can help you with that. I like to

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<v Speaker 1>use these essential oils here. You can just dab a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit behind your ears. Essential oils. Carolina, you idiot,

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<v Speaker 1>You're involved with a classic pyramid scheme. Oils. Wow, the

0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 1>oldest trick in the book What's Next, You're gonna sell

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<v Speaker 1>me some headache tonic, because I have all that I

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<v Speaker 1>need in my house and it's called Scotch. I am

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<v Speaker 1>not involved with the pyramid scheme anyway. To sum up spirituality,

0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:58.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a part of our lives. You can find it anywhere, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>even in a flat hour. But just be careful with

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff and don't, whatever you do, under any circumstance,

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<v Speaker 1>sell your soul to the devil. I have a couple

0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:13.959
<v Speaker 1>of buddies who did that, and it's a real hassle.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening, Ron Burgundy Podcast. Until next time, Watch Out.

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<v Speaker 1>The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer and executive producer. Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. Our producer

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<v Speaker 1>is Nick Stop. Our talent coordinator is Anna Hosnyan writers

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<v Speaker 1>are Andrew Steele and Jake Boboss. This episode was engineered, mixed,

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<v Speaker 1>and edited by Nick Stop. Until next Time, This is

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy.