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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. It's Fun podcast. Hello and welcome back

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Speaker 1: to another episode of the Run Burgundy Podcast. I'm Run

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Speaker 1: Burgundy with me as always is Carolina, and Uh, I

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Speaker 1: want to ask a favor to some of the listeners

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Speaker 1: on this show. Uh, some of you who have recently

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Speaker 1: been coming up to me in public. Run. Wait, you've

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Speaker 1: been out in public? No? No, no, no, no no, no.

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Speaker 1: Of course not Carolina. I'm I'm observing the quarantine the

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Speaker 1: unless you've been living under a rock, you of course

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Speaker 1: know about the Colonial nineteen virus. Of course, Colonial nineteen

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Speaker 1: the name. A lot of people don't know where the

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Speaker 1: name comes from coronavirus, because I think it came from

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Speaker 1: the original nineteen colonies the Eastern Seaboard. We are a

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Speaker 1: source for journalism. We have to be of integrity, and

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Speaker 1: that's why we're mentioning Colonial nine teen. Okay, is that

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Speaker 1: not correct? No, it's absolutely incorrect. But I then please

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Speaker 1: correct me, because I pray the fact that we educate

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Speaker 1: as well as inform. Okay, it's a coronavirus um nineteen.

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Speaker 1: That's a strain um. It doesn't come from the original

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Speaker 1: nineteen colonies. Nineteen colonies. It's come on it's thirteen colonies.

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Speaker 1: Third way, hold on, hold on, okay, Okay, so it's

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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen got you got me, But there were nineteen there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go through them. Let's go through them. Here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: h New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Virginia,

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Speaker 1: New Hampshire, something like that. New Jersey getting Iffy Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: Sure that sounds right. Um, we shouldn't even be talking

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Speaker 1: about it because it's Ohio. You know what they say.

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Speaker 1: You know, they always say you have to get the

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Speaker 1: original colonies if you're ever gonna win a presidential election.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't think they mean you need to

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Speaker 1: know them, um off the top of your head. I

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Speaker 1: mean colonies like Florida, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin. We're missing them.

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Speaker 1: That's what happened to Hilary. She didn't get the original colonies.

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Speaker 1: I think we'll have to go back to the board

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Speaker 1: with all of this. Well anyway, um, yes, back to

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Speaker 1: your original question, Caroline, I have not been out in public.

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Speaker 1: I'm on day two of my quarantine and as you

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Speaker 1: can see over the zoom, we're broadcasting on I'm at

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Speaker 1: my house in Florida, just finished up a little spring

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Speaker 1: break with the Governor round de Santis. Good dude, good dude.

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Speaker 1: We call ourselves the two Rounds, and we wear matching sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: It's very cool. You just started Andine listened that guy.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'm taking two hydroxy cuts um as a preventative.

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Speaker 1: I think that's that's a diet pell that's something. Girls,

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Speaker 1: I've never looked better. I've lost pounds. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I see it in my face. You do look gone.

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Speaker 1: I got rid of my jewels. I don't know. You

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Speaker 1: look tired. Yeah, I pop a couple of those, and

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Speaker 1: me and Governor Ronnie the two Rounds. We we head

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Speaker 1: out on the town. But yeah, two days in, I've

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Speaker 1: been quarantine for five days? How you do? I am

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Speaker 1: so bored right now. This whole thing is a real

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Speaker 1: pain in the key stir, isn't it? I would say

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Speaker 1: that's a major understatement. I mean, quarantine probably doesn't change

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Speaker 1: much about your life, Carolina. I mean, let's let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: How many how many episodes of The Tiger Man Show

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Speaker 1: did you did you watch? In one sitting? While dropping

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Speaker 1: food on your shirt? Okay, because I can see the stains.

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Speaker 1: I think you mean Tiger King and I actually have

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Speaker 1: watched yet. I mean, I'm planning on it, but I've

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Speaker 1: mostly just been watching the news. It's hard to speaking

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Speaker 1: of the news. Yeah, I'd like to send a shout out,

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Speaker 1: a professional journalistic shout out to Fox News is Trish Reagan. Look, Trish,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening, and you probably are because you got fired,

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Speaker 1: I get it. I've said some really dumb stuff on

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Speaker 1: the air before, and I've been fired lots of times,

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Speaker 1: though nothing quite as dumb as what you said, Trish.

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Speaker 1: I mean, wow, and this is Ron Burgundy talking here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's saying a lot, Trish. Hang in there, Trish Reagan,

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Speaker 1: see you at the auto show. You'll you'll get some

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Speaker 1: industrial somewhere. You'll bounce back from this and no time.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, it might take a second, but um yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe you can open a big cat zoo. You can

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Speaker 1: take over Joke Exotics operation. There's an option and move

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Speaker 1: to Oklahoma. Did you know they're up to ten thousand

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Speaker 1: wild big cats in the United States and there's only

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Speaker 1: four thousand tigers in the wild. It's crazy, astonishing, it's

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Speaker 1: so upsetting. It just makes you how many tigers, how

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Speaker 1: many big cats do you have? I was just going

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Speaker 1: there is for them, and what in a wonderful investment opportunity.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's why they released that statistic. I

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Speaker 1: think that they were saying that we shouldn't keep these

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Speaker 1: in the wild. Yeah, I can see that, you're really

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Speaker 1: they were over see I saw it as a great

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Speaker 1: did not see it that way. And that's what's great

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Speaker 1: about these documentaries. People can debate over what the point

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Speaker 1: of it was. But I'll tell you this much. I

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Speaker 1: put my money down on Kevin Bacon being cast. Is

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Speaker 1: Joe exotic? He would kill it? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Talked to Trishery again. She knows anyway.

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Speaker 1: As I was saying when I started my story, saying

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Speaker 1: about people who come up to me right before the

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Speaker 1: quarantine obviously, and you mean like three days ago for you,

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Speaker 1: three days ago exactly. But I'm always happy to say

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Speaker 1: hello and and sign your autograph books and take a selfie.

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Speaker 1: But I gotta be honest, folks, I'm getting a little

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Speaker 1: tired of the questions about Carolina, stuff like who the

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Speaker 1: hell is she? And why is she on the show,

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Speaker 1: and did you win a contest or something. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't have the answers. And honestly, yes, are you

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Speaker 1: serious people are coming up to you on the street

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Speaker 1: about the podcast and saying those things about me. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll come clean, I'll come queen. It was one guy, Okay,

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Speaker 1: there you go, but he was very passionate about his

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Speaker 1: dislike for you. Um. Also, you know what they say,

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Speaker 1: the voice of one audience member speaks for like sixty

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Speaker 1: million silent ones listening. First, I think those fake yours

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Speaker 1: are a little inflated. Um. And second, I wouldn't take

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Speaker 1: the word of one man as a reason to begin

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Speaker 1: our show today with basically an insulting apology for my

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Speaker 1: very existence. I mean that that man just sounds rude.

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Speaker 1: Would you take the word for repeating it? Would you

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Speaker 1: was Jesus Christ. Oh, that's a weird question. Um. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying I wouldn't even know how to begin to

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Speaker 1: answer that that's a sidebar for another day and another millennium.

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Speaker 1: But so you're saying the man was rude, that's your point. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll give that to you. And the guy actually was

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Speaker 1: very rude, openly rude. Yes. In fact, Caroline, you'll get

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Speaker 1: a kick out of this. He had a T shirt

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Speaker 1: on that said rude dude with a crude attitude. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you, a man who wears a shirt like

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Speaker 1: that is broadcasting that he's not someone to mess with,

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Speaker 1: you know. Okay, So this whole introduction is based on

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't get a kick out of

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Speaker 1: that shirt. I met him at an all night diner.

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Speaker 1: I was home, dead asleep, woke up and had a

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Speaker 1: sudden craving for Reuben sandwich and it was just ravenous

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Speaker 1: for a Reuben. You don't you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You ever get that? No, but you've called me about

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Speaker 1: those before. Anyway, I showered, shaved, got fully dressed into

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hold on, you put on a suit to

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Speaker 1: go to a dinner in the middle of the night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really wanted a Ruben sandwich. What You've never gotten

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Speaker 1: night and drove thirty miles to the best diner in

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Speaker 1: San Marcos, California. I have done that for you. Um

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Speaker 1: actually the night of the Oscar with my family, and

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Speaker 1: I've always appreciated. Yeah, what can I tell you? Learned

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Speaker 1: to live a little bit, Carolina? I mean, come on, seriously, Okay,

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Speaker 1: even if I wanted a Reuben sandwich that bad, you

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Speaker 1: That's the difference between you and me right there. I'd

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Speaker 1: actually like to see you not wear sweatpants once in

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Speaker 1: a while. I don't always wear sweatpants. You know. It's

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Speaker 1: funny they say that one of the symptoms of colonial

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Speaker 1: nineteen COVID night is that you lose taste, right, Caroline,

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Speaker 1: I think you. I think you haven't because I have

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Speaker 1: no taste. Okay, you've been shoving a DJ Max for

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Speaker 1: a long time, you really have. I'm like, well, Caroline

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Speaker 1: has had it for as long as I've known her

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Speaker 1: going on four years now. I were perfectly normal clothes. Look,

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Speaker 1: rude dude with a crude attitude exactly. I mean, this

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Speaker 1: It was the middle of the night woman. I was

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Speaker 1: special shout out today to Robbie B, a long haul

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Speaker 1: trucker and a big fan of the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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Speaker 1: Except for you. Yeah, I don't want to shout him out,

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Speaker 1: he said. When Carolina speaks, I actually honked the horn

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Speaker 1: on my rig and it still doesn't drown out her

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Speaker 1: terrible voice. That has to be an exaggeration because I

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Speaker 1: wrote it down. I'm reading it off the napkin that

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Speaker 1: I took from the diner. And if you could just

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Speaker 1: keep that in mind while we do today's show, Carolina,

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Speaker 1: I think Robbie B would appreciate it. And I also

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Speaker 1: think he speaks for a lot of our audience. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll I don't think that's very helpful, but thank you,

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Speaker 1: Robbie B. Constructive criticism, just trying to do the best

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Speaker 1: the night to get a Reuben Sam and I made

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Speaker 1: a new friend in the process. My life is going great. Carolina. Hey,

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Speaker 1: a topic I'm very excited to discuss with our audience, spirituality.

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Speaker 1: We are back on the Round Burgundy podcast with Carolina,

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Speaker 1: Who's going to do her very best to try and

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Speaker 1: talk a little less. I'm just going to do the

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Speaker 1: show as I normally. Today we're going to be discussing

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Speaker 1: something I'm very passionate about, spirituality. I have to say

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Speaker 1: I was a bit surprised and I was moved actually

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Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer and executive producer. Carolina

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Speaker 1: Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. Our producer

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