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Speaker 1: halfway through our countdown of the top ten phone taps

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Speaker 1: now it's time to reveal number five on the list.

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Speaker 1: This one features yours truly. Yours truly would be me, Yes, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: I guess the other listeners don't know who I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: He's yours. Yes. And today I call a supervisor of

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Speaker 1: a large vending machine company and I tell him that

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Speaker 1: I'm a new hire and while I was restocking some snacks,

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Speaker 1: ran into a little bit of a problem. My god,

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Speaker 1: you kind of got myself stuck inside the machine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you've got to watch the animated version of this,

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Speaker 1: because we have the animated versions on our Facebook page

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey. And this one is so funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a pretty good one. And I tell him he

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Speaker 1: needs to be the one that helps me find my

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Speaker 1: way out of the vending machine. It's your number five

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Speaker 1: phone tap of the year right now. And remember, after

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Speaker 1: number five. Hello. Hey, is this Doug yeah speaking? Who's this? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh thank god? My name's Connor. Who Connor. I'm the

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Speaker 1: new vending machine operator for your business. You gotta speak up.

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Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Get closer to the phone. I

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Speaker 1: dropped my phone. I can't get that close to this.

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Speaker 1: As close as I can reach. Who are you? I'm

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Speaker 1: a new vending machine operator for your business. Brent hired me,

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Speaker 1: Brent hire you? Yeah, I really need your help though,

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Speaker 1: Oh cold Bran. I tried. I tried, but his phone's

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Speaker 1: been offered something and he gave me your number to

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Speaker 1: call in case of an emergency. And this is definitely

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Speaker 1: an emergency. What happened? What did you did someone hurt? What? Well? Okay, first,

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Speaker 1: I just I want to let you know. I know

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Speaker 1: we've never met before, but it's a privilege to work

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Speaker 1: for you. Okay, Yeah, right, it's very nice. I'm showing

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Speaker 1: you a very nice guy. Just love my job. Just

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Speaker 1: please don't fire me. I just tell me. The emergency

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Speaker 1: will get till this late. What happened? So you guys,

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Speaker 1: you know as a vendor for your company, sir, I

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Speaker 1: have to stop the snacks out a bunch of business.

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Speaker 1: And I know how I know. You Just get to

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Speaker 1: what happened. I know how bending works. On Friday, I

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Speaker 1: was in one of the buildings and I don't remember

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Speaker 1: which one it was, but I got really tired. Oh

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Speaker 1: I just did something really Okay, are you crying? I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, I'm going on my business. You need

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Speaker 1: to man up right now. Stop crying. Just tell me

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Speaker 1: straight out what happened. Okay. So I was really tired,

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Speaker 1: so I needed to take a quick cat nap. You're

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Speaker 1: telling me that you took a nap in one of

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Speaker 1: my prime businesses with my machine. D No. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: in somewhere I can't get out of. I need to

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Speaker 1: tell you. Wait, are you a jail. No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say, okay, I don't know what to do because

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Speaker 1: I fell asleep inside the vending machine and now I'm

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Speaker 1: locked inside. I don't know. It just looked comfortable and

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Speaker 1: there sat. How did you? I know, stupid? How did

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Speaker 1: you get a bed? I'm really vendy. I just moved

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Speaker 1: some stuff over and then I squeezed in, but it

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Speaker 1: was too tight. Where are you? That's the thing I

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Speaker 1: don't remember. Down you are running up my face. It's weird,

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Speaker 1: kind of I got four bunch of businesses. You've got

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Speaker 1: to remember one thing. I can't send someone a four

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Speaker 1: bunch of businesses. Okay, okay, let me think. I can't

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Speaker 1: think of anything. Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. God,

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Speaker 1: what did the building look like? I'm an address a

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Speaker 1: sign outside? I don't remember. That was three days ago.

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Speaker 1: Three days ago. You been have the sheet for three days,

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Speaker 1: and now you finally caught me. I'm lucky that I

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Speaker 1: fully stopped it before I got in, because there's lots

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Speaker 1: of snacks in here. But I'm running a long Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, we have three days? Yeah? Okay, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: what did you do for bathroom? I've been holding it

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Speaker 1: three days. You're holding it. I've been drinking my own pea.

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Speaker 1: What the with you? I'm trying to stay long? I

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Speaker 1: have goddamn of the first day. I'm thirsty the I've

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Speaker 1: been rationing. Give cups of ranch. It's the only licking

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Speaker 1: besides the team. Keep your phone on. I'm calling nine.

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Speaker 1: Please don't do that. Don't call the crop. Help you

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Speaker 1: to fall battery. Maybe they could trace it. Probably, this

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Speaker 1: is super embarrassing. I don't want it on the news.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna go up in my machine. I don't want that. No,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna show up on a website that's gonna say like, oh,

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Speaker 1: etiot vending machine worker stuck in his own vending machine

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Speaker 1: drinks feed. I'm like the problem. You don't want to

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Speaker 1: point the Hey, kid, you're just like YouTube, YouTube, YouTube.

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Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? Like, how if you

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Speaker 1: get kidnapped and put in the trunk, there's like a

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Speaker 1: release lever from the inside, and maybe like a vending

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Speaker 1: machine has one because you know, no, because nobody supp

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Speaker 1: the climbing one. Oh, I knew you'd say that. That's

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Speaker 1: why I gotta tell you. It's a great phone call.

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Speaker 1: Why wait said get what you say? What you say?

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Speaker 1: I say, I'm not really stuck in a venting machine.

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Speaker 1: I don't work for you. My name is Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: kidding me. You gotta be kidding. I am kidding you

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Speaker 1: believe it. Holy Don't worry, man, it's a joke. Brent

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Speaker 1: set you up because he said this was the first

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Speaker 1: time he hired a guy without your permission. He wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. He said that you were drinking

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Speaker 1: your piss inside of the bed. It's better. That was

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Speaker 1: your number five phone tap of twenty twenty