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Speaker 2: You're about to. All right, let's get to it. Here's

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Speaker 4: It's been way too long since we celebrated a new

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Speaker 4: Hero of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I don't think we've had one yet this year. But

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Speaker 4: this week's hero is, of course, from our favorite place, Florida,

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Speaker 4: and her name is Panky Richardson. And Panky was wanted

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Speaker 4: and somebody responded to that post. It was Panky. What

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Speaker 4: she said, quote, I ain't hard to find. Do your job.

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Speaker 4: So police wrote back, Hey, Panky, low key you ate that.

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Speaker 4: Lucky for you, but we're used to those who play

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Speaker 2: They just sweet talk Panky, they sure did.

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Speaker 4: They even offered to quote pick her up in a

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Speaker 2: You're getting treated.

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Speaker 4: So Panky responded again and corrected them, saying, actually, I

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Speaker 6: I don't get any People watch too many movies and

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Speaker 2: Get me, Like yeah, literally talking to police online.

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Speaker 4: They still have not found her, no way. But that

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Speaker 2: I like that she wasn't sweet talk into a jail cell.

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Speaker 4: Someone who could definitely sweet talk me anywhere is Jake

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Speaker 4: that shot collar question of the day. I'll do whatever

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Speaker 4: he says, Jake. It's all yours, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: Yes, today is a rare occasion where we celebrate not one,

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Speaker 3: even better because it's National Dance Day, the National Tortilla

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Speaker 3: on till at least we finished the segment half Brook,

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Speaker 3: And there's no better way to honor this triple thread

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who dips after one dance.

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Speaker 3: If you don't buy her a drink, Lexus, your question

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Speaker 3: Was it a retirement home, a shopping mall, a floating

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Speaker 2: I can see you doing it from one destination to another.

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Speaker 2: But again, that kind of codesies a retirement home.

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Speaker 3: I don't know a Lexis said a floating cruise ship.

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Speaker 3: In correct. It was a shopping mall.

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Speaker 4: It was a one person I.

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Speaker 1: WHOA I have dranking beer out of a lot of

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Speaker 1: Beer drinking record. I don't think it's a cowboy booter

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Speaker 3: Brook said a repurposed traffic cone was used in a

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Speaker 3: Incorrect. Brook was thinking volume. It was actually speed in

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Speaker 3: a cowboy boot. Competitive drinker set the record for fastest

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Speaker 3: That proving, when it comes to records, hygiene is second

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Speaker 4: What about after you think you just put them back on.

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Speaker 3: You got to get home some way. Jose, your question

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Speaker 3: Was it a kiddie pool, a dump truck or a

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Speaker 4: The world's not show a dipper.

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Speaker 2: Roots are all canoes hollowed out?

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Speaker 4: That would be so cool to see, like a floating

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Speaker 5: Coming your way.

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Speaker 2: I want a duck truck, give me a dump I'm jumping.

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Speaker 4: I'd say kiddy pool.

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Speaker 3: Kiddie pool is fun.

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Speaker 4: You can jump in and swim in it and enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say kit Jose said, kittie pool. That is

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Speaker 3: absolutely corresting. Over a thousand pounds of molden cheese was

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Speaker 3: time a pool party required an entire warehouse of tortilla chips.

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Speaker 4: But you have to eat it before you jump in,

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Speaker 4: because once one person jumps in, I'm not touching.

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Speaker 2: Them, you know what I mean. Still, I don't believe

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Speaker 3: Man, Jeffery, you need to get this right to stay

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Speaker 3: in the game. Need a number from you.

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Speaker 11: I'll take number eighteen back to sleep please. Yeah, why

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Speaker 11: is Allen like eighteen? Your question is about dance? Oh

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Speaker 11: what unusual dance style holds the record for longest performance?

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Speaker 11: Is it robot dancing, chicken dance, moonwalking or twirking?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Oh, so like the longest amount of time doing something?

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Speaker 2: Is there enough space to moonwalk for that long?

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Speaker 4: That sound's gonna be hard. Yeah, Like you moonwalk all

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Speaker 2: I could see people walk for charity all the time.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine somebody moonwalking across the United charity that?

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Speaker 4: But you know, have you ever done the chicken dance

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Speaker 3: Give the chicken dance, Jeffrey said, the chicken dance.

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Speaker 3: Incorrect. They did the robot Yeah. Hey, good thing is

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Speaker 1: You still look like a one hundred people that do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that means Jose, you've won Today's and I should

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Speaker 2: All right, So.

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Speaker 4: just a few minutes. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I have a confession.

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Speaker 4: And Brook, please don't judge me for what I'm about

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Speaker 4: to say, but it was Thursday night, super late past eleven,

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Speaker 4: let's stay up, let's party. It's the weekend. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: No, so remember the day of the week.

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Speaker 4: Next morning, I was worse for the wear, and my

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Speaker 2: I was wondering why you were like, yeah, so.

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Speaker 4: There it is. That's the truth of what happened on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Getting drunk Thursdays great through your weekend feels longer. You know,

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Speaker 4: Okay, I needed that, thank you? Yes?

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Speaker 4: of East Texas. A guy named Roderick Jackson is suing

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Speaker 4: Someone else, Yeah, someone for like a ten thousand dollars settlement. Well,

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Speaker 4: Roderick claims Walmart violated his civil rights after he was

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Speaker 4: Well, he claims he was racially profiled, and even though

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Speaker 2: God, try.

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Speaker 4: Roger currently does not have an attorney, so this is himself.

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Speaker 2: Say, hey, he's got too much time in jail.

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Speaker 4: But under the lawyer esque letter that he sent to Walmart,

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Speaker 3: Okay, think this out, guys.

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Speaker 4: Imagine being able to run up and steal anything. Everyone's

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of you too.

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer stories out of Bellevue, Nebraska, yesterday, the

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Speaker 4: It read, if you live in old town Bellevue and

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Speaker 1: It always works out well when people use flamethrowers to

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Speaker 4: When contacted, the police just reiterated that setting snow on

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Speaker 2: That was done, police department actually like that. Okay.

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Speaker 4: This next lazer stories out of Life on the Open Road.

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Speaker 4: The federal government's ordering states to stop putting funny messages

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so happy that's federal government.

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Speaker 2: Such a buzz kick sometimes for wondering.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the light up ones that normally say

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Speaker 2: Yes, but that would actually be effective.

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Speaker 4: It's a little bit of a catch twenty two because

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Speaker 4: studies have shown that messages which include humor or pop

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Speaker 1: Because people try and take pictures post on social media

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Speaker 4: Like when you listen to our show, you laugh so hard,

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Speaker 2: I don't know that I've ever laughed so hard at

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Speaker 4: Well, I just don't get it.

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Speaker 4: Long because of all the problems we just mentioned, they're

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Speaker 2: Somebody hacked the system. Let's get some messages.

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Speaker 4: Not until we go over the top funniest highway messages

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Speaker 4: that we've ever.

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Speaker 2: Seen A right long live highway messages?

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Speaker 4: Number seven. What's worse than pineapple on pizza? A car wreck,

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Speaker 4: that cable roadside?

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Speaker 2: Somebody space?

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Speaker 1: Do these road signs have I mean, I know they're

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Speaker 4: Do you scroll up? Number six? A texting and driving

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Speaker 4: one simply said get your head out of your apps.

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Speaker 4: I like that one. Horsbrook like said.

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Speaker 3: Number five.

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Speaker 4: One sign read there's four eyes in Mississippi two eyes

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Speaker 1: Is the federal government actually shutting this down because the

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Speaker 3: The bad joke.

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Speaker 4: I think Kevin Hart made them shut it down because

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Speaker 2: Okay, what do we got next?

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Speaker 4: These are the funniest highway signs that are now banned

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Speaker 4: from being on the roads. Number four Baby Yoda uses

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Speaker 4: the force, but yours still needs a car seat. I'll

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Speaker 4: go Number three on the fourth of July. One red

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Speaker 4: don't drive, stars spangled hammered it because hammered and banner

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Speaker 4: almost ryt. Number two. There was a few that embraced

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Speaker 4: the New England accent. That's say use ya Blinka and

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Speaker 4: go the extra yad this week and drive so by.

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Speaker 3: Ages.

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Speaker 4: Yeah go pack you and one of the funniest highway

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Speaker 4: messages from last year used a Ghostbusters reference that said,

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Speaker 2: Well, actually that was good.

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Speaker 4: I know this guy appreciates it. When you slow down,

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Speaker 4: That now means Laser stories have come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We're gonna do it again, same time

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Speaker 4: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: They say, you always remember your first time.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, we're gonna start right there.

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Speaker 4: Huh on your first time behind the wheel, your first kiss,

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Speaker 2: Wait, no, what I was thinking of?

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Speaker 4: Got five stars on that trip. I'll never forget it.

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Speaker 4: Today we're gonna hear from a group of people who

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Speaker 4: They're out there listening. I hope they cherish this moment.

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Speaker 4: Better not have gotten the Loser line. I hope not.

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Speaker 4: They're gonna play their messages in a brand new Loser line,

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Speaker 4: right after this, you.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: have the cutest smile? It's even cuner while you're sleeping.

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Speaker 4: My dad bought your apartment building, so I get privileges.

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Speaker 2: He may have money, Alexis after.

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Speaker 4: He says that whatever you do, do not call the police.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, you actually spoke to mate, you probably should

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Speaker 2: No, unless you can get a super cheap apartment.

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Speaker 4: But to come back, wait a little bit first before

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Speaker 7: Hello, Hey, uh we met at the go kart track.

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Speaker 13: I don't know if you remember uh so number one.

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Speaker 6: I would like to officially ask you out. Uh And

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Speaker 6: second and like this is a this is kind of embarrassing.

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Speaker 6: Uh so you and I like, I think we like

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Speaker 7: Have head life. So either you gave it to me

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Speaker 6: I'm just like, maybe that's our meet cute story, right,

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Speaker 6: Like it's all say she gave me life and we

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Speaker 6: me back. I can reccon then a good shampoo for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, no, I'll pick off your bugs. You can

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Speaker 4: I mean, could I see a movie where Ryan Gosling

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Speaker 4: of love it first?

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Speaker 2: It I've heard check the back of your neck is

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Speaker 1: Are you need to know?

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Speaker 7: Next, it's.

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Speaker 9: There's something that's just been bugging me.

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Speaker 14: Because I saw you used the bar at M to

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Speaker 14: what card was that? Because I have capital one and

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Speaker 14: I don't pay any fees at at MS and it's

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Speaker 9: Love it so much, like Samuel L. Jackson endorses it.

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Speaker 14: Samuel else Jackson like, are.

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Speaker 15: You kidding me? He is so funny when he's like,

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Speaker 15: what's a new wallet?

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Speaker 7: Mother?

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Speaker 15: He's so good.

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Speaker 14: I love him.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, it just it really bothered me. Next message,

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Speaker 9: Oh man.

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Speaker 4: How is she that close? She could see his card style.

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Speaker 4: You can see the fee bob and she's like, oh

448
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Speaker 4: you have fees.

449
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Speaker 2: I mean she's worried about him financially.

450
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Speaker 4: Sure, kind of got the ick from him. But speaking

451
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Speaker 4: your CRV code, and I guarantee your life will change.

455
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Speaker 4: Brook probably even thumbs up that comment just if you

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Speaker 4: put it in even as a joke.

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Speaker 5: You do.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say this now, first ten videos you

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Speaker 4: watch are free on us all.

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Speaker 2: Right, subscription offers, non subscription site.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely killer deal. Take advantage while it lasts. Now let's

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Speaker 4: get back to the clips cold.

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Speaker 10: Oh not ready for that? Be Michelle, who's that meathead

464
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 10: that you that you met the other night. I thought

465
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Speaker 10: i'd take this opportunity to let you know that I

466
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Speaker 10: am about to take mine third full plunge of the day. Okay,

467
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 10: and I'm serious, like this stuff is just like totally

468
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 10: totally boosting my testosterone. Right, And I know you're saying

469
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 10: that like your brother does them too, so you can

470
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 10: totally relay it. Uh you know, he's an honorary member

471
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 10: of my club. Maybe you know the two of us

472
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 10: can get together and take a cold plunge.

473
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 13: Together, you know what I mean.

474
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 10: I'm I mean, you know what I mean, Like you

475
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 10: know you under you're slight smart. You getting metaphors, right,

476
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 10: so whatever you give me a call or don't or

477
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 10: whatever you know, Okay, uhr.

478
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 4: Taking a cold plunge with your brother is a metaphor.

479
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is right.

480
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Speaker 6: I'm sorry that the thing be the most like stop eating,

481
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 6: bro literally talking or just swallow take a second.

482
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Speaker 1: I felt for him, who hasn't heard that beep and

483
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 1: been like, ah not right now?

484
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 2: He calls himself a.

485
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Speaker 9: Meathead, So you know, next message, I it's.

486
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Speaker 13: I really don't know what got into me the other night.

487
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 13: I guess that like second smear off. I really did

488
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 13: mess me up a little bit, so sorry, and I

489
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 13: guess I just wanted to say, like I definitely shouldn't

490
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 13: have yelled at the waitress to stop singing Happy Birthday,

491
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 13: but I did kind of mean what I said, because

492
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 13: first of all, it's.

493
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 7: Just so played out, like like everyone just I hate it.

494
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 13: I'm sick of it, right. And second, if you're the

495
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 13: person getting sung to, it's kind of like what are

496
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 13: you supposed to do with your face?

497
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:32,959
Speaker 7: Like?

498
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 13: Do I share its candles? Do I smile like an idiot?

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

500
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 13: I just I hate it?

501
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 9: Okay, So yeah, next message.

502
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 2: I feel like Jeffrey understands her more than anything.

503
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 4: I am glad somebody spoke out about the Happy Birthday song.

504
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 4: Nobody likes that song.

505
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 5: It's too long long.

506
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 4: No song is ever sung with less enthusiasm than the

507
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 4: Happy Birthday Summer.

508
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 2: My problem is is.

509
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 4: I want to learn the new one, but no one.

510
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 2: Ever taught me Happy Birthday. I don't know a word that.

511
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 4: It's annoying in all of its forms. Listen to the

512
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 4: Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and make

513
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 4: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel

514
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 4: where you can listen to all of our Loser Line

515
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 4: second dates and phone taps. Right there, you got a

516
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 4: phone tap coming.

517
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 5: Up for you, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning.

518
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who recently put her whole

519
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 4: life into chaos by planning and throwing a huge birthday

520
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 4: surprise party for one of her close friends. And when

521
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 4: I say huge, I mean she didn't even know everybody

522
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 4: in attendance and it just happened yesterday. So fast forward

523
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 4: to this morning. She's about to get a strange call

524
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 4: from one of the party goers. She does not know him,

525
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 4: but she's about to in your phone tap right now.

526
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 15: Hello, Why is this Courtney?

527
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 14: Yeah?

528
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 7: Who's this?

529
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 4: It's Duncan?

530
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 14: Who Duncan?

531
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 7: Remember?

532
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 16: No, I don't remember. I don't know him Duncan.

533
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 4: From the party last night.

534
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 16: Sorry, I met a lot of people. How can I

535
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 16: help you?

536
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just wondering.

537
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 9: Is it time time for what?

538
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 4: It's time for the surprise?

539
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 14: What are you talking about?

540
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 16: I can't even understand you.

541
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 14: Why are you whispering?

542
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 13: What are you talking about?

543
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 4: Remember you told everybody to go hide before Logan got

544
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 4: home so we could all jump out and surprise him.

545
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a surprise party.

546
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: So I've been hiding underneath the bed upstairs, and I

547
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 4: must have fallen asleep for a little bit. So what

548
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 4: is it time to pop out?

549
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 16: You gotta be joking because the surprise was last night.

550
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 16: I'm already at work. Why you've been in the house

551
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 16: the entire time?

552
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 5: Oh my god?

553
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 4: No, this okay, this makes sense because I've been hearing

554
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 4: snoring coming from directly above me.

555
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 16: That's what that noise is.

556
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think Logan sleeping right on top of me.

557
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 16: Krita, you're under the bed.

558
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 7: Get the set of them.

559
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can without him hearing me.

560
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 13: Well just leave, just leave.

561
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 16: And I don't even know why you're calling me.

562
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 13: I don't even know you because you're the one who.

563
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 4: Set up the whole surprise party thing. So my friend

564
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 4: said it was kind of your fault that I'm even

565
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 4: still here.

566
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Speaker 3: My fault.

567
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, I didn't.

568
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Speaker 16: That's not what you're supposed to do in a surprise party.

569
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Speaker 16: You're supposed to hide under like a couch, or hide

570
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 16: hind a curtain or something, not go upstairs and fall asleep.

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Speaker 4: Okay, now you're making up rules. I didn't see the pamphlet.

572
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 4: When I got to the party about the surprise rules,

573
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 4: I said, just hide you didn't You weren't specific.

574
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 16: I don't have to be specific. Everybody knows how this works.

575
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 16: You're an idiot for doing this in the first place.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

577
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 4: The name calling you really doesn't help, and it actually

578
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 4: kind of hurts.

579
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Speaker 14: I don't give it.

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00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 9: I don't.

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00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 16: You need to do something and I can't help you.

582
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 4: Can you come over and cause a distraction or something

583
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 4: so I can get out?

584
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 16: No, no, you're on your own, dude.

585
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 4: Just come by and knock on the door, say you

586
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 4: lost your dog or something.

587
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 5: No.

588
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 4: No, it's gonna look really bad when I crawl out

589
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 4: from under the bed and I'm not wearing pants.

590
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 16: And then when I get why aren't you wearing pants?

591
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 4: I don't. I drink a lot before the party started.

592
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 4: Things just happened.

593
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 14: Oh my god.

594
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I forgot to tell you what I think.

595
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 4: I hear two people I'm in the bed. I think

596
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 4: he hooked up with a rando.

597
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 16: Oh my god, why are you even Why are you

598
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 16: even telling you this?

599
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 9: I don't need to know this stuff.

600
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 7: Hogan is an adult.

601
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 9: You can do whatever you want because I'm just.

602
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 4: Off, freaking out. I think I heard him say the

603
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 4: name Tatum.

604
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 5: Are you joking?

605
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 16: You said Tatum.

606
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 4: That's the name that I heard him say.

607
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 16: That's my best friend.

608
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 9: She's engaged.

609
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 16: There's no way that's hurt, no way at all.

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00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Just okay, pretend you didn't hear me

611
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 4: say that.

612
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 7: I did hear you.

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Speaker 16: Get the thought of there, and I'm coming over because

614
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 16: she's better not up with him.

615
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, sure, But I mean, like we all make mistakes,

616
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 4: like you made the mistake of not telling me specifically

617
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: where to hide. So that's kind of on you.

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00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 16: You fell asleep, but a surprise party and then see

619
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Speaker 16: there till the next day.

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Speaker 14: Or whatever you're doing.

621
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Speaker 9: I'm such an idiot.

622
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 4: I get your point. No, I see, I'm just super.

623
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 16: Hungry, dude, done listening to you.

624
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 9: I'm so over there.

625
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 7: Go home, Go home.

626
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 4: I'm just a little snackf He doesn't.

627
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I'm calling the police.

628
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 7: That's it.

629
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: God, Oh my god, Oh.

630
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 7: No, what I think he's waking up?

631
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 3: What is there anybody in here?

632
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 9: God?

633
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 4: If he finds me under here, he's can totally get

634
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 4: my butt.

635
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 16: I hope he does.

636
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 9: I hope he catches you that, and I hope he

637
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 9: takes your no no, because.

638
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 4: Then if he catches me, then this prank phone call

639
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 4: that I'm doing on you won't be as successful and

640
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 4: your friend Datum will be really pissed what.

641
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 15: You said.

642
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 4: What I said it to Brank because your friend Tatum

643
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 4: sets you up for a phone Jeff, my name is

644
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 4: actually Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You're

645
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 4: you're on the radio right now.

646
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 14: My god, Oh my god, Oh my god.

647
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 16: I'm sorry, so you're not there.

648
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not on your Logan's bed. My name's actually

649
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 4: Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning of doing

650
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 4: a phone tap on you.

651
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 16: Oh my god, thank god.

652
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 4: I know. It was actually your friend Tatum's idea to

653
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 4: do this. She thought it'd be funny because you work

654
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 4: so hard on that surprise party setting it up.

655
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 16: I got Logan, but.

656
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 4: I gotta say, you're not very helpful in a crisis situation.

657
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 16: It's not a crisis. That was an idiot situation.

658
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 7: That was Hey, I take offense to that talking like that.

659
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 14: You're not anymore.

660
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 13: I'm really hungry though, Oh man, wake.

661
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 5: Up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

662
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

663
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 4: I always hear people say there's a lot of weirdos

664
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 4: on the dating apps. Yeah, yeah, Well guess what after

665
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 4: today's call, you're gonna think there's a lot of weirdos

666
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 4: in real life too.

667
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: Ah okay, wait, I think they already do that if

668
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: they listen to the show.

669
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 4: Well that's for sure, huh. I say that because of

670
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 4: the last second surprise that one of our listeners had

671
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 4: for the woman that he went out with. And if

672
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: you asked a million people, not one would say, Yeah,

673
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 4: I think that's a good, well thought out idea.

674
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: You should totally go through with them.

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Speaker 4: Oh boy, you're gonna hear it in your brand new

676
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Speaker 4: second Date update coming up right after this second Date update,

677
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 4: Where's the worst place to take a woman on a

678
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 4: first date?

679
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 7: The worst?

680
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Home

681
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 4: of the Second Date update, I mean, like.

682
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 2: A garbage Are you gonna give us options? Because I

683
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: have some ideas.

684
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, crematorium comes to mind, especially if you

685
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 4: talked about having barbecue already.

686
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 2: That smoky flavor is always.

687
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 4: There is something that might be worse than that.

688
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 2: There's no way, Jeff.

689
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 4: Well, I was gonna say, sure, Nobyl, but you know what,

690
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 4: let's okay, let's talk to our listener rehtt because he

691
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 4: thinks he may have taken his date someplace pretty regrettable.

692
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all you have to do is come

693
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: on our show and you'll feel better by comparison.

694
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 4: Before we find out about this woman, just tell us

695
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 4: the place that you took her.

696
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

697
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 7: I took her to my ex's house.

698
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 4: Oh god, what I okay.

699
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a backup, not even like the restaurant

700
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: where my ex works.

701
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know the bad idea.

702
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 4: Now okay, it's good that you realize that. But let's

703
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 4: go back and let's start from the beginning. Where did

704
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 4: you meet this woman? And what's her name?

705
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 2: And not your as you actually took.

706
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 7: Out the girl that I took out. Her name's Christina.

707
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 7: We met at a hiking club, a small group of

708
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 7: people that get together and take heights on the weekend.

709
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 4: Let me guess you reached for the same cashew in

710
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 4: the bag of trail mix, and that's cute.

711
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 2: How did you turn it from hiking to a date?

712
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're both cat people, so that's kind of how

713
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 7: we came together a little bit on that.

714
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, hiking and cat people. Yeah, that's true. So

715
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: I mean you guys had a pretty good.

716
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: Relationship then, probably before you actually moved into the romantic world, right, Yeah.

717
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 7: I mean we had tons of talks, and I mean

718
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 7: I showed her tons of pictures. My cat's name is Soorbet.

719
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 7: So I set up a date at my house to

720
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 7: help meet my cat.

721
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I like how you said your house. That's good.

722
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, we were gonna make pizzas at my place. I

723
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 7: got a fancy pizza oven. Nice, so we wanted to

724
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 7: do that. Introduced her to the cat. She looked real nice.

725
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 7: We didn't burn anything. That's usually a good sign.

726
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: I mean, were you able to have because you guys

727
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: had been friends already, were you able to have like

728
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 1: some flirty moments.

729
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 4: Like come up behind her and need the pizza, like

730
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 4: show her like grab her hands and show her show

731
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 4: her how to toss it.

732
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, we got like a little ghost moment with the pizza.

733
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 2: Do not say you did that.

734
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 7: I'm just kidding. Yeah, it was still flirty, a little

735
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 7: flower getting everywhere, but nothing crazy.

736
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, that's cute. I mean it sounds

737
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: like a setup to a great evening.

738
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like a great setup to go over

739
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 4: to your ex's house, because how does that come into

740
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 4: the picture.

741
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 7: So, I mean I kept calling for the cat. The

742
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 7: cat likes to hide when new people are there, so

743
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 7: I figured they needed a little bit of time to

744
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 7: get used to her.

745
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: And right, I mean, cats notoriously don't come when you

746
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: call them, you know, right.

747
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 7: And then I remembered that I actually had dropped the

748
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 7: cat off at the cat moms that morning.

749
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: What do you remembered?

750
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 4: You and your ex split custody of your cat.

751
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean it was kind of a contentious

752
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 7: part of the breakup there, but I mean we're good now.

753
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: How could you forget that? It was the whole date

754
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 2: center that makes you look so bad? You're a cat

755
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 2: dad that doesn't remember where he left his cat.

756
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 7: I had a pretty busy day and it split my mind.

757
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 7: I mean, I had out there's things to worry about.

758
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that is a lot to tackle, both pepperoni

759
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 4: and cheese. So I can understand your head was totally full.

760
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 4: I still don't get how did you end up at

761
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 4: your ex's house?

762
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 7: So right after we ate. I was pretty disappointed that

763
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 7: she couldn't meet Sorbet.

764
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, but just chalk it up and you

765
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: make a plan for the next.

766
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 7: Time, right, Yeah, I wish I would have done that.

767
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 7: That's a good point. On our way home, I just

768
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 7: figured i'd swing by my exes and introduce her to Sorbet.

769
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 2: No, wait, making her home.

770
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 4: You brought Christina over to your ex's house.

771
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 7: Oh no, it sounds really bad when you say it

772
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 7: like that.

773
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: You didn't warn either woman.

774
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: So show up unexpectedly with a date on your ex's

775
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: door and Christina doesn't even know that's where she's going.

776
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, but usually my ex is pretty cool. If I

777
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 7: need to sling by and see the cat, you know.

778
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 4: Alone, Yeah, that go.

779
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 14: So.

780
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 7: I mean when when we showed up, it was fine,

781
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 7: but I could kind of tell that she wasn't really

782
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 7: digging it. X wasn't really happy that we showed up,

783
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 7: uh to see the cat?

784
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

785
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 4: Really?

786
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah shocking.

787
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 4: I can see why you you guys broke up. She's

788
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: not accepting woman.

789
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

790
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 7: Yeah. It was a lot of silence and patting the

791
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 7: cat on the couch, and it was real awkward. She

792
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 7: was just staring at my date the whole time.

793
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 2: You're all sitting on the couch together. Why did I

794
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: imagine this just at a doorstep? You know what I mean?

795
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 2: Like say hi to the cat. Then everybody parts.

796
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 4: He's like a scene of a funny movie.

797
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 2: You're in side.

798
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 4: Okay, So you guys all spent the night at your

799
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 4: ex's house and then when you left the next morning,

800
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 4: how did that go?

801
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 7: That didn't happen? Thank god?

802
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: Okay, good.

803
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 7: The whole time ended in like a real big fight.

804
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: Wait, a fight with who you in the ex or what?

805
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 4: You and the cat?

806
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 7: Everybody kind of ended up shouting, Yeah, Christina didn't like

807
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 7: my ex was being rude, my my accident, like that,

808
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 7: I brought a girl there. It was, It was the

809
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 7: whole thing.

810
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 2: Why are you wanting to call this girl again? Christina

811
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: doesn't want to have anything to do with you.

812
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, but your show says you help people get second

813
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 7: dates and.

814
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: The Apostle miracle workers over here.

815
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, can I just ask when you

816
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: drop Christina off at her door, what was the last

817
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: thing she said to you?

818
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 7: She actually gave me the finger, but I don't think

819
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 7: she mentioned.

820
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 4: If it's a finger that I'm thinking of. Then it

821
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 4: could be a good thing.

822
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: She still took the right and then took.

823
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 7: Wow, she was emotional. Now that we've had some space,

824
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 7: it's been about a week or so, so I figured

825
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 7: we could give it another shot and you guys could

826
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 7: help me out.

827
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: Guys, at least this will be a great story, right, Yeah,

828
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 4: I'm very eager to hear how Christina felt the experience.

829
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: This one was gonna be cussing.

830
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 4: We don't know. We're gonna call her, we'll see how

831
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 4: she's doing. But we knew your second date update right

832
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 4: after this second date update. What went wrong on Rhett's

833
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 4: first date A little hard to say because there was Pizza's,

834
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 4: there's cute cats, and the one tiny mistake and when

835
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 4: I say tiny, I mean like minuscule. There was kind

836
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 4: of a fight at his ex's house that involved him,

837
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 4: his date, and his ex girlfriend, resulting at the end

838
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 4: in a certain finger being pointed at RHTT when he

839
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 4: dropped Christina off at home and when it.

840
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: Was proposal with the wedding ring.

841
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:01,439
Speaker 4: Other than that, though a plus Daterett, you would agree, right, yeah.

842
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,479
Speaker 7: Other than all of that, I guess it was fun.

843
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, wait, I have a question. Have you had

844
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: a chance to apologize to Christina.

845
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 7: Well, that's the biggest thing is I just haven't seen

846
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 7: her in the hiking group at all, and it's not

847
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 7: often you get to go from friends into dating. So

848
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 7: I just I didn't want to mess that up.

849
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you didn't.

850
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 4: I'm sure you're the one who needs to apologize. It

851
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 4: sounds like your ex girlfriend owes an apology for not

852
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 4: being cool about that.

853
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 2: He needs to apologize to both women.

854
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 5: House.

855
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: You can't bring a date to your ex's house, especially unannounced.

856
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 4: I don't know who does that. I'm just clearly read

857
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 4: as somebody that wants everybody to get along. Feels like

858
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 4: you should be able to move past ex grievances. The ladies,

859
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 4: I don't know why you guys are holding onto this

860
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 4: like it's a big deal your.

861
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 2: Ex shows up at your house today.

862
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 4: I don't have one joke's on you, all right, But

863
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 4: we don't know the whole story. We have a hunch

864
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 4: of what went wrong. We need to get Christina's angle

865
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 4: to really understand the full scope.

866
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear her story.

867
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: And the thing is is that you actually sound like

868
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: a really nice guy that just made dumb choices.

869
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just a really nice guy who made one

870
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 7: dumb choice, and I told you the whole story.

871
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but her perspective is going to be interesting.

872
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, perspective.

873
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 4: Well, let's find out what that is. I'm going to

874
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 4: dial her right now. Hopefully she has nothing but good

875
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 4: things to say about.

876
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 2: You, or she doesn't just cuss at us and hang up.

877
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll see how this goes. I'm daling. She flips

878
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 4: us off as she answers the phone. Able to see it,

879
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 4: we'll be able to feel it here. Hello, Hey is

880
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 4: this Christina? Yeah, hey Christina, good morning. We've all been

881
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 4: very eager to talk to you. Where a radio show

882
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and I don't

883
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 4: even know.

884
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 2: Where to begin, Risa, how are you doing?

885
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 15: Fine?

886
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: What is this?

887
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 4: This is a radio show and we're doing a segment

888
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 4: trying to help out one of our listeners that you

889
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 4: went on a date with recently. His name is rhet.

890
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: Uh what Yeah?

891
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean actually that's a better response than I

892
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: expected from you.

893
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm being.

894
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 4: Serious because we heard about your guys' hangout. We won't

895
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 4: rehash the whole story. Wait a second, Yeah, yeah, he

896
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 4: emailed us.

897
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 9: Why is he doing that?

898
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 4: Well, obviously because he likes you.

899
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: Well, I mean just that, like you guys were friends

900
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: in the hiking group and then and then you had

901
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 1: one date and he.

902
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 2: Knows he screwed it up.

903
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

904
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: Can I just hear the story, like I want to

905
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: hear from your perspective, Like, you show up to his

906
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: ex's house.

907
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 2: Did you know that's where you were going?

908
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 7: No?

909
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 15: He was like, oh, I've got something to show you.

910
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 15: I really want you to see that.

911
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 4: I've fallen for that line before we have. Yeah, okay, I.

912
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 15: Mean at first I just thought it was like his

913
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Speaker 15: friend or something. I didn't realize it was his X.

914
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 15: And then when we get into this argument, she called me, ah.

915
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 4: Oh god, okay, but what will go from.

916
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 15: Petting the cat to that get some major insecurity issues

917
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 15: or jumping because she was like, well, do you know

918
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 15: what he likes? Because I know what he likes?

919
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 4: Oh god, okay, we did not know that part of

920
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 4: the story.

921
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 15: Yeah, Like I said, she yelled at me and called

922
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 15: me a did. Yes, he was yeeling back at her.

923
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 15: It was just it was so dramatic and if this

924
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Speaker 15: is the first.

925
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: Date, Okay, I'm gonna tell you on the thirty second

926
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: date that would not be okay.

927
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 4: Look, I know that we all feel terrible about that.

928
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 4: Rehtt feel sorry for even making the decision to bring

929
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 4: you over there.

930
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he honestly sounds like a nice guy

931
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: that made a dumb choice.

932
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 15: I don't know.

933
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 9: He lied to me too, Okay, not just.

934
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 4: That, like about bringing you over there to introduce you

935
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 4: to his cat.

936
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 15: No before that, so I knew him from hiking, Like

937
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 15: we hiked together with like a group and we were

938
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 15: talking about our cats, and he told me that Sorbet

939
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 15: is five and my cat is five two.

940
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 9: So I was like, oh, that's cool.

941
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 15: To the same age. But then his ex told me

942
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 15: the Sorbet is nine.

943
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 1: About the cat I don't know, I think, and the name.

944
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 15: Colin Way, this almost a five year difference. That's crazy.

945
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 4: Okay. That was worse to you than the argument that

946
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 4: broke out between the three years.

947
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 15: Honestly, I think that he lied about his cat's age

948
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 15: on purpose. I think he was trying to say that

949
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 15: it was the same age as my cat so then

950
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 15: they would get along.

951
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 4: I mean, we do hear a lot of people lying

952
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 4: about their age on dating apps to impress somebody, not

953
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 4: usually lying about their cat's age to impress each other.

954
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 15: But well, yeah, but like that's important to me.

955
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 7: I have something to say here.

956
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 4: You shut your mouth, you lie. I really hope you would,

957
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 4: because we need to tell you, Christina that Red's been

958
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 4: on the other line listening to this call, wanting to

959
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 4: clearly speak and hopefully apologize.

960
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna apologize for the fight,

961
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 7: but not not for my cat being a different age.

962
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 7: I mean, those are just details.

963
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 15: Well, you might not think that's important, but I do.

964
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 15: I don't have kids and not painting. I'm having kids

965
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 15: anytime soon. My cat is my world. Like, I don't

966
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 15: want my cat to be the little second side kit

967
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 15: cat because you have this older leader meme cat.

968
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 7: Well maybe if your cat was more mature, it'd be

969
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 7: okay hanging out with my old cat.

970
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 15: Okay, my cat is plenty mature.

971
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 3: It sounds like.

972
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 4: It's where the top hat.

973
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 2: I don't get it in. I thought we'd really be

974
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: concentrated on the name college. Yeah, EXS house here.

975
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 15: Well that wasn't cool, but neither in lying about the

976
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 15: age of your cat Why would you do that? Why

977
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 15: don't you why about anything like that?

978
00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: What if the ex is lyne?

979
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 7: I don't even I mean MYX wasn't lying about that.

980
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 7: He is nine. And then if that's the only thing

981
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 7: standing in the way of this, I mean, we can

982
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,479
Speaker 7: always go get a five year old cat.

983
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 2: Okay, there are a lot of cats that need.

984
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 7: You're dating.

985
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 4: I like the problem solving. That's a positive.

986
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 15: So my cat's a third wheel.

987
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 7: Now that's great.

988
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 2: What what you're upset at?

989
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, you find very interesting things important for your dating life.

990
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 15: You got to think of it from my perspective. If

991
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 15: this does work out and we're together, now we've got

992
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 15: two full time cats and one part time cat that

993
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 15: we're suffling back and forth between a deck. Who thinks

994
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 15: I'm ahore?

995
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 10: What?

996
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I could see that part, but I

997
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 2: mean it's nine.

998
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: It's not like you're gonna have to do it for

999
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 1: many years.

1000
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 7: Like I take offense to that because my cat maybe nine,

1001
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 7: but she looks seven at worst, how many lives as least.

1002
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: But we are really stuck on this.

1003
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 4: I know it's she's very upset that she got cat catfished.

1004
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 4: That's the biggest issue.

1005
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 2: I think it's just cat fee.

1006
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 15: It is you good cat catfish me.

1007
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: Okay, the double cat rat.

1008
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 4: You're very sorry, right, tell her how sorry you are

1009
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 4: for doing that?

1010
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1011
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm very sorry for telling you

1012
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 7: the wrong age of my cat. And I mean, going forward,

1013
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 7: I swear I won't lie to you about something like that.

1014
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 2: Something like that.

1015
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 3: Why would you?

1016
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: Why would you just say I swear not lie to you,

1017
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: but anything anything?

1018
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 7: Well, because that's like super important. I want her to

1019
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 7: know how important it is that I'm taking her cat

1020
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 7: age very importantly. I won't lie at all.

1021
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, honestly, Christina, he is taking it into account,

1022
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of people would not be

1023
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: so patient.

1024
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 4: Brook is basically saying team rat, team rat. And so

1025
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 4: we would like to offer to send you out on

1026
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 4: another date with him, and we would pay for it.

1027
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 4: I don't know, two cats, three cats, one cat, no cat, whatever,

1028
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 4: however many cats you want or don't want on it

1029
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 4: cat cafe.

1030
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm find out five year old one.

1031
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 15: Perfect Well, I doubt you want to go out again with.

1032
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 4: At What do you think?

1033
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 7: I mean, as long as the price is right.

1034
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 2: I okay, I know it's.

1035
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 7: A I'm kidding. Obviously I would I would love to

1036
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 7: have a second try at this.

1037
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 4: Yes, he went through all this effort to make this happen,

1038
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 4: and we're running out of time here. So what do

1039
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 4: you say, Christina, one more date with rhet I need

1040
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 4: a yes or a no?

1041
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 15: Fine?

1042
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, whatever, Fine, Yeah, she's still emotional. She'll get over

1043
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 9: and I'm okay with fine.

1044
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: Are we miracle workers because that is insane.

1045
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 4: Yes, we should take all the credit for king Jeffrey

1046
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 4: in the morning. You know what really makes me happy

1047
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 4: hearing someone regrettably agreed to go out on a date again.

1048
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 2: Fine, jo, Fine, they're going to look.

1049
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 4: Back and listen to this on their wedding day. Right before,

1050
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 4: Christina turns to the past and was like, fine, I do.

1051
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the ex is going to show

1052
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: up to that wedding.

1053
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just hope the cats show up.

1054
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody showing up. I think he's gonna

1055
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 2: host it at their house.

1056
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a good reminder that everybody crazy. Everybody values

1057
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 4: different things in their relationships, and for Christina, she values

1058
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 4: honesty about your cat's real age. That's number one on

1059
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 4: the relationship.

1060
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 6: I mean, maybe you could have still been dating the Yes, yeah,

1061
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 6: I don't care about that.

1062
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: Around number five is X name calling?

1063
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 4: Ye, yes, it still mattered to her, just not quite

1064
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 4: as hot. Yeah, but everyone's got different priorities and we

1065
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 4: know that now. So whatever is important to you, we

1066
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 4: will call that person who's not calling you back. Email

1067
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 4: the show so we can help and go check out

1068
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 4: all of our second day podcast wherever you get yours

1069
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 4: at Broke and.

1070
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1071
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 4: When it comes to finding yourself a love interest, yeah,

1072
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 4: it's all about effort. Like whenever Alexis spots a cute

1073
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 4: guy on Britain's national cricket team, she doesn't just go

1074
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 4: up and talk to him. It's weird.

1075
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: What do you do?

1076
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 4: She goes to the parking lot, finds the team bus,

1077
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 4: climbs underneath into the baggage cherry. She zips herself inside

1078
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 4: the player's suitcase until the hotel bell boy carries it

1079
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 4: up into his room, where she is waiting for him

1080
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 4: in the bathtub like a normal person.

1081
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: Can't kick me on now that he still hung up

1082
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: that she can see the tags underneath the dark bus,

1083
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: but it's impressive.

1084
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 4: Called the effort, and some people you know, unfortunately aren't

1085
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 4: normal like Alexis Is. Some people take a lazier route

1086
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 4: and pursue love on Craigslist.

1087
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 15: Weird.

1088
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're gonna hear from a few of those

1089
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 4: by reading their casual love posts in a brand new

1090
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,479
Speaker 4: Craigslist misconnections coming up right after after this.

1091
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 5: He cut Misconnections.

1092
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 4: That was me staring there's only two places for you

1093
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 4: to find true love in this world. One is at

1094
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 4: Joe Anne Fabrics when you and a crafty stranger touch

1095
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 4: glue guns together, but.

1096
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 2: Just the tips, okay, and it's so hot.

1097
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 4: The other he's on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1098
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 4: We scour that website every week to find the best

1099
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 4: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1100
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 4: titled what in the Wendy's Who are you man for?

1101
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 4: Woman twenty five Downtown Wendy's. Yes, it says you were

1102
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 4: the fired up blonde chick that came through the drive

1103
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 4: through last Thursday at seven am oh and ordered something. Michael,

1104
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 4: my coworker, couldn't understand you, so as the assistant manager,

1105
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 4: I was called to.

1106
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 2: The windows the real power there. Yeah.

1107
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 4: After hearing a bunch of ers and a ton of vowels.

1108
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 4: I think I figured it out. Were either from the

1109
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 4: house with all those weird kids in it down the street,

1110
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 4: or you were Scottish.

1111
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: And after that.

1112
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 4: Between, like after a few questions, I realized Scottish was

1113
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 4: a lock. When you said put some barbecue on me, Barger,

1114
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 4: I didn't have the heart to tell you lunch doesn't

1115
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 4: start for another three hours.

1116
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 2: She's on Scottish times, So I.

1117
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 4: Just switched out your maple syrup with barbecue as something

1118
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 4: you can dip your French toast sticks in clever. I

1119
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 4: know there was never a scenario where barbecue can replace

1120
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 4: sir up.

1121
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't I can tell you try it sweet.

1122
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 4: You drove off two minutes later, though you were back

1123
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 4: at the same window. It was so hard not to

1124
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 4: smile as your perfect, beautiful European mouth was hurling all

1125
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 4: those horrible, filthy insults at me, O.

1126
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,919
Speaker 2: God and Scottish and are so good.

1127
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 4: It was like an angry female Shrek walking in on

1128
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,439
Speaker 4: Donkey using her.

1129
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: Lufah, there is a female Shrek.

1130
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 4: Scott's like Shrek? Or is he considered offensive to me?

1131
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 4: I wonder swampling? Okay, yeah, he says, and you didn't stop.

1132
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 4: In the end, I got lucky and closed the window

1133
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 4: just in time to see the barbecue packet explode on

1134
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 4: the glass. I love your passion, I love your accent,

1135
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 4: and I want to be your ogre. Give me a

1136
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 4: shot next barbecue burgers on me?

1137
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 2: How is this man not afraid of this woman?

1138
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 4: After eleven am? Of course that's signed Wendy's assistant manager Garrett.

1139
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled love is blind And so

1140
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 4: was that driver? A woman for man fifty two bus stop,

1141
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 4: She writes, I saw you get hit by a prius

1142
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 4: at the third and main bus station.

1143
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: Wait, this could actually be important as a witness testimony.

1144
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 4: Thank god you were wearing your puffy jacket. Looked like

1145
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 4: it softens the blow somewhat.

1146
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 2: It's kind of like some of those are kind of

1147
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 2: like an airbag.

1148
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 4: What it works that way?

1149
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 3: Theoretically?

1150
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 4: She says, you probably didn't notice me in all the commotion,

1151
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 4: But I was the lady who came to your aid

1152
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 4: wearing the lavender denim coat, previously feeding an adorable street rat.

1153
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 2: She just wants to help everyone.

1154
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was a girl scout back in.

1155
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 2: The nineties for medical experience.

1156
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 4: When I noticed that you were bleeding from three different areas,

1157
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 4: I knew just what to do. I bet which was weight.

1158
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 4: I needed to focus on the nasty road rash shining

1159
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 4: off of your inner Gotta kiss that, boo boo to

1160
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 4: make it better. That's what I tell my twenty year

1161
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 4: old son. But before I could do anything else, the

1162
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 4: bummer patrol showed up aka the e MT. I told

1163
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 4: them to back off and stay away from my man,

1164
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 4: but they started putting you back together anyway without my consents.

1165
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 5: Boo.

1166
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 4: After the ambulance took you away, I noticed you left

1167
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 4: your keys on the ground. Damn. I wish it was

1168
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 4: your wallet so I could have tracked down where you live.

1169
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 4: If you see this, let's make the exchange your keys

1170
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 4: from my heart you. Maybe maybe I'll throw in a

1171
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 4: little something extra as well. Hashtag tang. I'm sure it's

1172
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 4: the orange like juice powder, drink powder.

1173
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's got to be some sort of illegal

1174
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: street drug that we don't know about it.

1175
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 4: His next miss connection is titled Rome Wasn't Built in

1176
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 4: a day, but our love could have been Man for

1177
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 4: Woman twenty seven Natural History Museum. He says we met

1178
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 4: last week in the Roman Artifacts exhibit, when I tripped

1179
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 4: over the makeup bag that you left on the floor.

1180
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 4: I guess I should have been watching where I was going,

1181
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 4: But technically it wasn't all my fault. I'm still adjusting

1182
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 4: to my new prescription glasses that I bought online.

1183
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 2: They do make you a little dizzy the first day,

1184
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 2: you weary. Never time I changed prescriptions.

1185
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 4: WHOA, And at least you laughed when I apologized to

1186
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 4: the statue. I did that on purpose, That's what I

1187
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 4: want you to think. Nonetheless, from what I could see,

1188
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 4: you were absolutely radiant, a pure, uncontaminated beauty with the

1189
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: faith of Cleopatra and the body of an even shorter

1190
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 4: Napoleon Bonaparte two hundred years ago. You could have ruled

1191
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 4: the world, but it only took you three seconds to

1192
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 4: conquer my heart. I followed you around the exhibit, raving

1193
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 4: about the intricacies of Roman deities and their incestual interpersonal relationships.

1194
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 2: We're not going to get to watch she has a

1195
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 2: makeup bag.

1196
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 4: I thought the discussion was fascinating. You mentioned that you

1197
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 4: left something in the gift shop, but I didn't see

1198
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 4: you after that. It's always went anyway, if you read this,

1199
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 4: meet me at the West Side Museum entrance next Wednesday

1200
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 4: at ten am. I'll be in full Roman gladiator attire

1201
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 4: with your discounted ticket, and once we're in we can

1202
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 4: even role play in the Musaic room shows up.

1203
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to be sexy. I think

1204
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 2: it's just going to be him pretending that.

1205
00:58:55,320 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 4: He's until then in a turnham day amamba. Oh that's

1206
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 4: Italian for it. You don't need makeup if I forget

1207
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 4: my glasses, but.

1208
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 2: You do if I have my Okay, sir.

1209
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 4: That signed Neville a true romantic for the ages. Okay,

1210
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 4: oh man, I feel warm inside now.

1211
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 2: I feel you're Yeah.

1212
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 4: Either that or I have to use the bathroom. So

1213
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 4: that was your edition of Craigslist Misconnections, Brook.

1214
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the Morning.

1215
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 4: Today is February twenty fourth, actually a very important day

1216
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 4: in history when the FDA decided to take asbestos out

1217
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 4: of children's cereal, making them taste now nearly as good

1218
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 4: ever since.

1219
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 2: Wow, but can we keep it in the insulation at least?

1220
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 4: Just please? It's all yah, the ironies that they were

1221
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 4: in Lucky Charms. Yeah, I know, Lucky and your challenger today. Bro,

1222
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 4: his name is Nick. He works for a mental health company.

1223
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 4: So Nick, I'm curious, what's your stance on asbestos in

1224
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 4: children's cereal?

1225
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 3: What's your stance?

1226
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I definitely think it's a pretty good thing.

1227
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 7: We took that out of the cereal back then.

1228
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're you're on the fence about it, kind

1229
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 4: of middle ground. I know it's a tough decision whether

1230
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 4: or not.

1231
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: You like it, but it's never actually asbestos in children's cereal?

1232
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 4: Is that what the government told you?

1233
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 2: Now you're making me questions.

1234
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 4: They couldn't afford the right asbestos. Oh those were the

1235
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 4: good old days. But you know now we're stuck with this.

1236
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: Cardboard, some lead paint chips.

1237
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 4: There you go. That's the spirit. And in the meantime, Nick,

1238
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 4: let's get into the game. You got thirty seconds to

1239
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1240
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 4: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brook

1241
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 4: out right if you want to win. Are you ready?

1242
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 7: I'm ready?

1243
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 4: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1244
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 4: World's bartender Day. A moscow mule is typically served in

1245
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 4: a cup made of what material? Which polo mission was

1246
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 4: the first to ever put someone on the moon Apollo

1247
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 4: eleven thirteen or fifteen eleven. What is the least chosen

1248
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 4: month for weddings? November Cavendish is the most common variety

1249
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 4: of what fruit? How many great lakes does the state

1250
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 4: of Wisconsin border? Which day of the week is named

1251
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 4: after the Greek.

1252
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 7: God thor Thursday?

1253
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

1254
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 4: Nice work there, Nick. Okay, Brook's gonna come back into

1255
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 4: the studio here. And I heard that, Nick, You're looking

1256
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 4: forward to baseball season coming up. And I don't know

1257
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 4: what your favorite team is, but I'm sure whoever it is,

1258
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 4: they made a ton of off season moves, just a

1259
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 4: huge playoff bound bringing in all these big names with

1260
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 4: their enormous payroll. So who is your team?

1261
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 14: Nick?

1262
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1263
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 7: I mean, unfortunately, I'm still a Seattle Mariners fan after

1264
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 7: all these years. Way to arrive at the home.

1265
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 4: Okay, cut the music, Cut the music. We're gonna stop

1266
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 4: this because I don't want to depressed it anymore than

1267
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 4: you are. Probably is Remember that one highlight we had

1268
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,919
Speaker 4: in the last twenty years. That was a fun day

1269
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 4: walk off. Oh, can't wait for the next one.

1270
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 2: I like to go to the.

1271
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: Run around the bases days where you get to run

1272
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: around the bases of the kids.

1273
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1274
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 4: Fun fact. You can take your children to run around

1275
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 4: the bases any day if you just hop the fence,

1276
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 4: so you don't have to wait for the promotion. Yeah,

1277
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 4: just run for the plus fun fact. If you're out there,

1278
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 4: you want to have some memories with your children. So

1279
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 4: now Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready? Your time

1280
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 4: starts now. Today is World's bartender Day. A moscow mule

1281
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 4: is typically served in a cup made of what materialpper

1282
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 4: Which Apollo mission was the first to ever put someone

1283
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 4: on the moon Apollo eleven thirteen or fifteen eleven. What

1284
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 4: is the least chosen month for weddings? January Cavendish is

1285
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 4: the most common variety of what fruit?

1286
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 2: Uh? Cherries?

1287
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 4: How many great lakes does the state of Wisconsin boards uh?

1288
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 2: Three?

1289
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 4: Which day of the week is named after the Greek.

1290
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 2: God thor Thursday.

1291
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 4: We're putting that together. Let's go to the scoreboard to

1292
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 4: see how you bolt did with Jose.

1293
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 9: I'm so scared.

1294
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 4: I wish I had a ham sandwich to call my nerves.

1295
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 4: I thought I invented that.

1296
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 14: Nick.

1297
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 3: You did well? You got three correct today?

1298
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 7: All right? All right?

1299
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 3: Solid?

1300
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 11: There we go and Brooks same amount of questions and

1301
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 11: Cone four.

1302
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 4: She's like the Dodgers.

1303
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 3: Just all the ws get all the best.

1304
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 4: Answers, just like the Mariners, Nick, you got ever so

1305
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 4: close to making one every Well, let's go over the

1306
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 4: answers for everybody. It's World bartender Day. A moscow mule

1307
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 4: typically served in a cup made out of copper. That's

1308
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 4: how it tastesped. The first Apollo mission to ever put

1309
01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 4: somebody on the Moon was Apollo eleven was thirteen. Yeah, movie,

1310
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 4: they were lucky that they made it back to Earth.

1311
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, shot around it.

1312
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 4: The least chosen month for weddings is January. One percent

1313
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 4: of all weddings happen in January. If you're gonna do

1314
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 4: a cold months, who wait for February. Cavendish is the

1315
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 4: most common variety of bananas, which I think are actually

1316
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 4: all just a clone of each other. Oh really, it's

1317
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 4: literally like one banana got cloned and so we're basically

1318
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,959
Speaker 4: eating the same banana every time. How many great lakes

1319
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 4: borders the state of Wisconsin. I don't know how many

1320
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 4: lakes you think there are, Nick, He answered thirteen, Wow,

1321
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 4: which I think there's five great late total, but there's

1322
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 4: only two that border Wisconsin, Lake Michigan and Lake Superior,

1323
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 4: and the name of the week, named after the Greek

1324
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 4: god Thor, would be Thursday. So Nick, I'm sorry. It

1325
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 4: just barely wasn't enough to beat Brooke. But just for playing,

1326
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 4: you do win a twenty five dollars Disney Gifts card

1327
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 4: ballad at any Disney resort, theme park or online in

1328
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 4: the Disney Store.

1329
01:04:58,920 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 6: Cool, right on.

1330
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 2: Thank you hey, thanks for being here.

1331
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 7: Man, Absolutely, I appreciate you.

1332
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 14: Man.

1333
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 4: You got season tickets to the Mariners?

1334
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 7: No, no season takes, just go quite frequently.

1335
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 2: Are you trying to make a friend Jeff that has

1336
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 2: season tickets? Is that what you're looking for?

1337
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 4: Just drink outside of the stadium. Oh you do, Okay,

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Speaker 4: maybe I'll see you out there.

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Speaker 7: Nick.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be by the hot dog vendors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to back to do Windbrooks Bucks same

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Speaker 4: time tomorrow

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.