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Speaker 1: on with the show. Hey guys, welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Horrible Decisions. This year, Girl maybv a k A
Speaker 1: Full Court Punks a k A pad to Stalling a
Speaker 1: k A that bitch, and I am joined by course
Speaker 1: Corona beer. I have been drinking Hella Corona because it's
Speaker 1: actually on sale. Of course it is at the bodega.
Speaker 1: Buy my apartment, of course, and if it's just a
Speaker 1: beer makes me burp like crazy. But um, anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: really tired of this Corona hysteria. I do want to
Speaker 1: indulge in the cheap flights. Found the LIT joint to
Speaker 1: fucking answer dam for one night and and it was
Speaker 1: on Delta but just kind of rainy right now there,
Speaker 1: but like Italy, I was about to buy a flight
Speaker 1: that morning and then they locked down there locked down. Um,
Speaker 1: I I don't know. I don't see too many flight
Speaker 1: deals by the time I'm like, okay, well I need
Speaker 1: a bag, so I'm not gonna get this ship with
Speaker 1: no with no luggage. Then I'm just so spoiled. Now
Speaker 1: I want to make Norwegian and all those Well, I
Speaker 1: won't fly anything else, like right now, I'm only flying Delta. Um.
Speaker 1: But I did get a LIT deal. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to Hawaii, which I've never been to, so I'm excited. Um,
Speaker 1: I got on flight. Well, no, I'm going breaking up. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going after l A. So it's from l A. Um,
Speaker 1: so you're breaking it up. Yeah. So it's like it
Speaker 1: was only like one forty one way and then I
Speaker 1: used miles to come home. So I got the whole
Speaker 1: trip for less than two hundred dollars um. So I'm
Speaker 1: excited to do that. Um, I don't know. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: honestly fucking pooped out of traveling with the tour. Like
Speaker 1: I'm just like even even this week, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I have a few days. Let me tell this thing
Speaker 1: that you can fly me out now. And I'm just like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get on a flight. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of I'm sick of it. And I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: really worried as far as the coronavirus. I know a
Speaker 1: lot of people are are super worried, but I mean,
Speaker 1: we're black, so we're fine. We're not gonna get us
Speaker 1: talked about how the first case in Africa was someone
Speaker 1: who in Egypt. However the person was German of course,
Speaker 1: and then so we're still is zero. We still is zero.
Speaker 1: So like everyone, I mean, that's fine, we can not
Speaker 1: going whatever. But I think it's just something in our
Speaker 1: like DNA. We're not gonna catch the corona, so we
Speaker 1: might get no, but we're gonna catch the red stripe
Speaker 1: whenever that comes out. But you know, maybe the Guinness,
Speaker 1: but the corona now you know where where is my
Speaker 1: drum roll? Didn't do? Oh? I do want to talk
Speaker 1: about the show that we just had. Oh no, I honestly, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about it. I'm not gonna I literally
Speaker 1: put like just how negliation from my catchup. But yeah, Orlando, listen, y'all. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. It was a lovely day in
Speaker 1: central Florida. Our hometown, might I add it is Orlando,
Speaker 1: which wait, wait, just add in that. Well, I actually
Speaker 1: expected something like this to happen where I'm from, because
Speaker 1: in no other city in my life have I ever
Speaker 1: got in a fight. Now, maybe Miami, um been to jail,
Speaker 1: UM felt unsafe in spaces right like more than I
Speaker 1: have in Orlando. And I and maybe it has something
Speaker 1: to do with just by the way, before we start
Speaker 1: a lot of y'all, I guess because we've been talking
Speaker 1: about New York so much. I mean, if y'all haven't
Speaker 1: gone back to the beginning episodes, we used to talk
Speaker 1: about Orlando a lot. People didn't know that. There were
Speaker 1: so many people that were like, wait, hometown, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: we are from fucking Orlando, both choy, Well, I'm not
Speaker 1: really claiming that place anymore. But I would like to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to Duva. Motherfucking If y'all don't
Speaker 1: know what Duval is, little Duval, you probably hear that name.
Speaker 1: Duval is the county UM that is prominent of the
Speaker 1: black people of UM. A lot of Tampa, Miami and building.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the girls in my flight that was
Speaker 1: going to the show, so let's get back to this place.
Speaker 1: It has been said that Orlando is a city full
Speaker 1: of haters, which I don't really like to say, because
Speaker 1: I've always felt like I was shown love UM. But
Speaker 1: I think small town cities generally don't. It's always hard
Speaker 1: for people to prosper, like, whether it be rappers, it's
Speaker 1: hard for them to support their own city. And not
Speaker 1: that that's necessarily the situation that happened, but I had
Speaker 1: that feeling just weighing on me all day and it
Speaker 1: was hard to get rid of. I do want to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to Posh who made a comment
Speaker 1: to Scissors that came. She said she came because she
Speaker 1: wanted to learn and she wanted to grow, And I
Speaker 1: always appreciate when other podcasters can say that and openly,
Speaker 1: you know, just acknowledge that there's maybe a blueprint for
Speaker 1: them and something someone else is doing. Maybe I can
Speaker 1: see what you're doing and emulated to work for me
Speaker 1: or take just notes because not well, not only that,
Speaker 1: I think, um, and and this is gonna be just
Speaker 1: a quick detour before we get back into the show. Um,
Speaker 1: we do have a lot of podcasters that not only
Speaker 1: reach out to us, that listen to us. And I
Speaker 1: know that even prior to you and I starting live shows,
Speaker 1: we went to The Brilliant Idiots Live, We went to
Speaker 1: you know, I went to friends like we we just
Speaker 1: went to people who were doing live shows, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't as prominent now. But we do go about the
Speaker 1: show in the same outline, but we make it interactive
Speaker 1: and we make it to where you don't feel like
Speaker 1: you're just coming to hear people talk. One live show
Speaker 1: that we went to together recently was lip Service, and
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, I've always felt like lip Service shows
Speaker 1: so much love. And I mean, I know Angela talked
Speaker 1: about how we were one of her favorite products. I
Speaker 1: was on there, and she's always been great. And I
Speaker 1: feel like everyone else likes to cause riff, like, oh well,
Speaker 1: they don't do it anymore, But it was so nice
Speaker 1: to watch that live show and be like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is a really different sex show. Yeah, like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: totally different. They have celebrities, I know, but like I think,
Speaker 1: I think it's different, Like their mission is different there,
Speaker 1: the girls are different, like Stephanie and Gig to me
Speaker 1: always remind me of like party girlfriends that you always
Speaker 1: want to have, Like everyone needs one of them, you know,
Speaker 1: in their lives, and they bring that energy in their dope.
Speaker 1: And I just think there is a lot to learn
Speaker 1: from other podcasts. But anyway, so back to what happened
Speaker 1: in Orlando. So the I'm on stage, and I do
Speaker 1: want to say that I've had a lot of feelings
Speaker 1: and rethinking how I want to work through this game.
Speaker 1: But we play games and we do different things that
Speaker 1: involve people. Our show is probably one of the most
Speaker 1: interactive UM Live podcasts that you'll go to. I think
Speaker 1: Andrew Schulz said he feels like we've gamified it and
Speaker 1: that's what makes it so interesting from start to finish. UM.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily feel like it's Game five, but I
Speaker 1: do think there's so many moments where you don't feel
Speaker 1: bored watching someone because you can be included, so UM
Speaker 1: one of the games we play. We allow people to
Speaker 1: quote unquote when our love in essence UM by coming
Speaker 1: up and doing things with us, and some of it
Speaker 1: requires touching, doesn't have to, but we allow those people
Speaker 1: that are on stage to touch us. Some bitch was
Speaker 1: drunk the whole motherfucking night and really really, really really loud,
Speaker 1: and I've noticed this happening in improvs, so much so
Speaker 1: that at the Houston show I actually went up to
Speaker 1: a security guard and said, I need this dude to
Speaker 1: just quiet down. And I don't feel like people should
Speaker 1: be kicked out for being loud, because if you're getting excited,
Speaker 1: that means I'm doing a good job and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie to I also prefer the venues that allow
Speaker 1: our guests to drink and eat and it becomes like
Speaker 1: a thing, and I mean not everyone can control their liquor,
Speaker 1: and we're not here to. I don't think that has
Speaker 1: to do with controlling liquor because I've been wasted and
Speaker 1: never jumped on stage of anything, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to give her that much credit. But I will say
Speaker 1: that people that get two there's an entitlement that some
Speaker 1: people have. UM and to me, when you don't have
Speaker 1: any kind of social cues, like, how could you have
Speaker 1: thought that that was okay? So here's what happens. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So I'm on stage, me and Mandy switched back and
Speaker 1: forth from doing the game from city to city, and
Speaker 1: this time it was mine. And here's basically what happened
Speaker 1: when I replay it, and I talked about some of
Speaker 1: you guys you know through this on Twitter. But um
Speaker 1: so the guy that was doing the position on me
Speaker 1: wasn't as good, right, but he was very nervous, so
Speaker 1: everybody was kind of like, awesome. The problem was he
Speaker 1: put you in an oral position. It was supposed to
Speaker 1: be a penetrative position, so it was just but I
Speaker 1: still he didn't know and it was like, more so,
Speaker 1: what position would make her wet? So that was the
Speaker 1: one he thought of. Um and I think it was
Speaker 1: maybe on us for not saying penetrative, which I did
Speaker 1: after when we but we haven't had to say that
Speaker 1: all tours, so it was just how he interpreted the game. Um.
Speaker 1: So he puts me down on the floor and it
Speaker 1: got awkward and everybody was kind of like huh, so
Speaker 1: I'm turning around to get up so I'm on my
Speaker 1: back and I used my hand to turn and get
Speaker 1: on my knees and immediately I feel someone grabbed my
Speaker 1: hair a hard grip and like jerking me and like
Speaker 1: sucking me from the back. Now what's funny is because
Speaker 1: it was so fast, I thought it was you saying, no,
Speaker 1: this is what you're supposed to do. But then girl,
Speaker 1: I was stuck behind the contestants. I was might to
Speaker 1: see anything. I just couldn't imagine it being someone that
Speaker 1: jumped from the crowd. But then I also thought in
Speaker 1: that moment, like why would me Andy grab my hair?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was on the other side of the day.
Speaker 1: So when I finally like pushed her off me or
Speaker 1: I don't even remember how it happened. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see the video. I look, I have the video
Speaker 1: of Nigel sense it. He caught the whole thing on tape.
Speaker 1: I'll forward it to the horrible citness what happened this morning?
Speaker 1: She just jumped, you'll see it. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 1: So basically, the girl jumps and I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And what did I say? Now? You gotta go. I
Speaker 1: don't remember, No, you were like you cute but no,
Speaker 1: like no, and then yeah, then so bam that happened.
Speaker 1: So the girl jumps on me, and I guess if
Speaker 1: you're watching it, you can't really understand what's happening. So
Speaker 1: my mom is always on high alert when I'm in Orlando, because,
Speaker 1: like I said, those are my most ratcheting moments of life.
Speaker 1: So when the girl jumps on me, my mom assumes
Speaker 1: it's not a playful thing. She thought it was a
Speaker 1: fighting thing. So my mom rushes to the stage to
Speaker 1: curse this girl out, telling her to get the funk back,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Mom, please come down, please come down.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what Mandy was doing, but I'm actually
Speaker 1: excited to watch the video now. So all I remember
Speaker 1: is my mom chills out, someone's moving the girl out,
Speaker 1: and then I heard the word bitch. For some reason,
Speaker 1: it registered a different ways to me. It could have
Speaker 1: been someone at the table saying, yeah, get that bitch
Speaker 1: out of here or whatever, but I thought it was
Speaker 1: the girl talking to my mother. So what do I do?
Speaker 1: Fucking I almost took my shoes off that and that
Speaker 1: that's okay. Continue. Sorry, that was the part where as
Speaker 1: as us being on stage and us having to put
Speaker 1: on a show like that put you in You don't
Speaker 1: know how many people she was with. So if you
Speaker 1: jumped off stage, yeah, it's in defense of your mom,
Speaker 1: but not knowing how many people she had, you put
Speaker 1: yourself possibly a more harms to get jumped into the audience.
Speaker 1: Like You'll be real with you, I'll get jumped for
Speaker 1: my mom all day, any day. I'd get jumped for
Speaker 1: your mom all day, any day. But the words bitch,
Speaker 1: I mean she called her a bit like we're in
Speaker 1: a professional state, like where I mean, I guess this
Speaker 1: is when when they go low. I don't always know
Speaker 1: how I'll go low to the flow, which like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I don't give a funk where I'm at if
Speaker 1: I'm at work, Bitch, you called my mama out her
Speaker 1: fucking name or just anything. You don't have to know
Speaker 1: her fucking name. That was super disrespectful. That's why I
Speaker 1: flew off the stage, and I absolutely do not regret it.
Speaker 1: Time and time again. You could ask me all months
Speaker 1: from now, ages from now. I feel like what I
Speaker 1: did was the right thing. I don't really think that
Speaker 1: there can be a time or place that would be
Speaker 1: appropriate to like, Oh, well, maybe if I was just
Speaker 1: at the club would be cool. Not it's my mother.
Speaker 1: And when when I heard it, it really felt I
Speaker 1: thought it was from her because she was screaming things out.
Speaker 1: Turns out it wasn't, and I was like, Okay, in
Speaker 1: that moment, this is what was a crazy thing. It
Speaker 1: started to then hit me. My reaction was what I
Speaker 1: felt was right. And then as I walked back on stage,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh my god, are people out here
Speaker 1: nervous because they don't know what's going on. So that's
Speaker 1: why I said, Oh, don't kick her out. You can
Speaker 1: bring her back in. She just has to go to
Speaker 1: the back. And I only did that because I thought
Speaker 1: maybe that would lighten it because I was so angry.
Speaker 1: Everyone was so hype and angry, and if she got
Speaker 1: kicked out, maybe people would feel like they can't engage.
Speaker 1: I don't know, So that part was really confusing for
Speaker 1: me too. But I felt like what I did wasn't wrong.
Speaker 1: Um we're gonna I just feel like in that mom
Speaker 1: and that's fine. I mean, it's the word is bitch.
Speaker 1: There were over three hundred people in there. What I
Speaker 1: didn't want is a a full blown chaos to happen again.
Speaker 1: Let me time to disagree with me. This is I mean,
Speaker 1: And that's fine if you think it's shitty. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: thinking of not only the safety of us, our families
Speaker 1: were in the building. And these are three and I
Speaker 1: get that. I'm saying, our families were in the building.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, knowing that you going on stage,
Speaker 1: not only are you putting more of yourself at harm,
Speaker 1: you're putting your parents at home. You're putting my parents
Speaker 1: at home. You're putting over three hundred No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. Let me but I know exactly
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I just I'm just saying that there
Speaker 1: were people that were getting her out and her calling
Speaker 1: anyone a bitch. Shouldn't like it. To me, it just
Speaker 1: would have caused a lot more chaos, and we don't know.
Speaker 1: That's fine again, we're gonna agree to just I don't
Speaker 1: want one jumped on you on stage. Your mother didn't.
Speaker 1: I get that, but you you jumped off stage over
Speaker 1: the word bit and I'll do it again, my mother, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you saying? I'm just saying that there was
Speaker 1: a lot of things in that instance where I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh god, chairs can be thrown, Oh god,
Speaker 1: we're live, we're out of place, we don't know there's
Speaker 1: like to me, it was also it was also nothing
Speaker 1: to do anything has everything to do with the security,
Speaker 1: which is fine, Yeah, I get that, and we'll be
Speaker 1: working on that. But I think if you're you're saying
Speaker 1: people were carrying her out, I don't know who those
Speaker 1: people remember. I don't I didn't see those things because
Speaker 1: it got very like hectic, and so for a while
Speaker 1: the last two days, I was like, am I ever
Speaker 1: going to play this game again? That that that really
Speaker 1: got to me, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: when I was talking through Twitter, people were saying that
Speaker 1: the girl had never even listened to the show, that
Speaker 1: she was almost rooting their experience at the table. And
Speaker 1: I think that moment was so important for everyone in
Speaker 1: the audience because right before King Noir was about to
Speaker 1: do some impact play or whatever, and he was talking
Speaker 1: to the girls on the side that he brought up
Speaker 1: and one of the things I said that I wanted
Speaker 1: everybody to know was he's talking about um consent with
Speaker 1: them and what he's allowed to do and boundaries before
Speaker 1: they get to get rough and have fun. And that
Speaker 1: moment is so interesting from a listener for someone who
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to the show to know that what she
Speaker 1: did was all about consent. Because when we were in
Speaker 1: what city was it was it Houston when a girl
Speaker 1: wanted to dominate you and another girl raised her hand
Speaker 1: in cans aside and said can I help her? And
Speaker 1: we both said yes. Maybe you said yes because it
Speaker 1: was for you. And it's just interesting in the difference
Speaker 1: in how much this show can really teach someone, not
Speaker 1: just like manners when it comes to consent, but just
Speaker 1: from such a broader aspect. Just to know that that
Speaker 1: was someone that doesn't listen that jumped up. So I
Speaker 1: realized that, yes, I still do want to do the
Speaker 1: game because I'm not going to take away what I
Speaker 1: think is to be one of the most fun parts
Speaker 1: of the show. And I think just moving forward security
Speaker 1: is just a way bigger d All And I also believe,
Speaker 1: much like we've said from the l A show, it
Speaker 1: has to do with it being so niche maybe people
Speaker 1: not feeling like we're quote unquote big enough celebrities, but
Speaker 1: understand that everyone was crazy packed at three pm for
Speaker 1: a reason, And I feel like if it was the
Speaker 1: Marlon Waynes who came after, that could have never have
Speaker 1: went that far, but it did because it's like or
Speaker 1: whatever thing. So I'm glad that that moment happened because
Speaker 1: there's only been issues during the game when it comes
Speaker 1: to people jumping up, and from here forward, I think
Speaker 1: it just shows us so much more of how how
Speaker 1: much room we have to grow as far as what
Speaker 1: our team is. Yeah, we know we have security there,
Speaker 1: but like, do we ever have security team meetings? No?
Speaker 1: Sometimes many doesn't, but we don't other podcasters. I just
Speaker 1: I just feel like this could never happen to someone bigger.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of what Fox with Me is. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of this that makes me feel like it's
Speaker 1: because it's us. No, it's because we don't pay a
Speaker 1: team to travel with us the same way because we
Speaker 1: are paid by the venue. He was security. No, we're
Speaker 1: we're supposed to have our own security with us. That's
Speaker 1: how the other people travel. So we're gonna compare ourselves
Speaker 1: to the other podcasts when when rap come to a
Speaker 1: show security team, But so does the venue, right, So
Speaker 1: so their security communicates like, well, I have two conversation,
Speaker 1: and their security communicates with the with the security of
Speaker 1: the venue. So if it's really that conversation, it's not
Speaker 1: only the security because they're supposed to secure the venue.
Speaker 1: They are not our personal security. So if we have
Speaker 1: to have the conversation well okay, this is where they
Speaker 1: need to be placed, that's a different conversation. But then
Speaker 1: we then need to hire our own security. Like so
Speaker 1: if if we're going to compare ourselves to the bigger podcasters,
Speaker 1: they bring their own security. The irony of you remember
Speaker 1: saying like last year like we don't need security. Remember
Speaker 1: that if you want to ask no, I think we
Speaker 1: just talked about how we normally like our space is intimate.
Speaker 1: We are now getting into bigger venues. Um, but we
Speaker 1: we together while we booked our tour, felt like we
Speaker 1: have a very mature audience. So even with speaking to
Speaker 1: the venue is when they would ask if there was security,
Speaker 1: whether we needed it or not, we didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: but now we're doing larger I thought about I was like,
Speaker 1: bro if and during the meet and greet, everybody was like,
Speaker 1: we had you girl, we had You're on It's sweet
Speaker 1: because my mom. Really they were saying that too, right,
Speaker 1: But it's sweet to think that everybody wants to join
Speaker 1: together in this camaraderie. But it's just like I wondered
Speaker 1: if it was another city, like what would have happened,
Speaker 1: Like it just happened to be the city where all
Speaker 1: of our friends and family were there, Like what if
Speaker 1: it was another one? And I'm I'm telling you, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is the third, almost the third time it's happened.
Speaker 1: It happened in DC, our very first show. Um, so
Speaker 1: this isn't It's not like this hasn't happened before. It
Speaker 1: has happened before, but never to this extent with someone
Speaker 1: putting their hands on me. It was more so people
Speaker 1: just not being able to like handle themselves and get
Speaker 1: on stage. So all I know is again, if it
Speaker 1: happens again, I feel like for someone who touched me,
Speaker 1: like what, especially because I had to do my mom.
Speaker 1: I I ain't wrong, and I do want to make
Speaker 1: sure that the experience is consistent for each person. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, each person that comes up for the next time.
Speaker 1: So for those of you guys who do come to
Speaker 1: horrible decision shows, I wheezy. I'm gonna speak for myself
Speaker 1: when I say this, if you are one of the
Speaker 1: people that comes up on the stage and are chosen
Speaker 1: by us, If you're one of those three people, you
Speaker 1: can do whatever. You won't have fun unless I have
Speaker 1: a wig on, And I'll warn you other than that,
Speaker 1: you can stay you're ass in the seat unless we
Speaker 1: decide to call upon you to help enjoin the gang
Speaker 1: bang orgy or whatever the funk it is on stage.
Speaker 1: But act accordingly, be respectful, keep your hands to yourself
Speaker 1: unless I want them on me. All Right, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna just not to keep going on this topic any further. UM,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna switch into the Vanilla shift. UM for this week.
Speaker 1: This comes from Huffington Post dot com and it is
Speaker 1: about compliments. Um. We talk about the importance of communication,
Speaker 1: and for this one, I thought it was really good
Speaker 1: because it does have to deal with um body positivity
Speaker 1: being an inside job. But UM, for this one, it's
Speaker 1: women's share the compliment that makes them feel, um, the
Speaker 1: most amazing about their bodies. So I wanted to go
Speaker 1: through some of these because I do know that we
Speaker 1: have a lot of guy listeners, and I know even
Speaker 1: in the episode that we had with Ashley Chubby Bunny.
Speaker 1: We had the conversation on specifically the compliments that men
Speaker 1: think are compliments to us, um as in like calling
Speaker 1: us fluffy or you know, or squeezing our our art,
Speaker 1: what is the teachers or something our stomach. Um, guys,
Speaker 1: I think sometimes fail in giving compliments that are received
Speaker 1: as compliments. So I wanted to go through some of
Speaker 1: these and then maybe weezy you can share some compliments
Speaker 1: that you've gotten, um from some of your lovers or
Speaker 1: friends that made you feel just really confident. Um. Um, Well,
Speaker 1: I want to read through the ones in in the
Speaker 1: article first, UM, just so that you guys can get
Speaker 1: an idea of things that do sound good from guys. UM.
Speaker 1: So this one is, you have the most beautiful legs
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. You're like my just like a rabbit.
Speaker 1: You make the hottest sex face. I think that that's
Speaker 1: funny because I think a lot of us are. It's
Speaker 1: kind of cautious about what we look like during sex. Um,
Speaker 1: you wear a wicked grin. I don't know if many
Speaker 1: black guys use the word wicked, but just saying someone's
Speaker 1: smile is nice, wicked is what that's Boston they say
Speaker 1: Wicked and Boston Wicked is like their ship, and I
Speaker 1: feel like in the UK they do. Um, you have
Speaker 1: the softest skin. Your body is perfect exactly as it is.
Speaker 1: I like that compliment. Um, baby, you smell so good
Speaker 1: and I could wrap myself in you all day. So
Speaker 1: these are just a few that women has said bringing
Speaker 1: them the most confidence. Um. I would say the compliments
Speaker 1: that I think make me smile the most are the
Speaker 1: acknowledgments of the work I put in and where I'm
Speaker 1: at now. Like I think someone's saying how proud they
Speaker 1: are of me, I thought you meant like your body. No,
Speaker 1: well that too. That that I think speaks to my mind. Um.
Speaker 1: As far as my body, UM, I don't know. I like,
Speaker 1: I love my thighs, and when I started losing weight,
Speaker 1: I actually hated how small they had gotten. But I'm
Speaker 1: like into my thighs. So I love when guys like
Speaker 1: compliment my thighs because it is a part of me
Speaker 1: that Um, especially with shopping for jeans and skirts and
Speaker 1: how they used to make me feel, I didn't really
Speaker 1: like them as much, but my thighs are something that
Speaker 1: when that compliments me, I'm like reassured, that. Okay, big
Speaker 1: thighs are kind of you know, cool. I also like
Speaker 1: the compliments on my breast um, specifically my large area.
Speaker 1: Is so when guys talk about how much they like
Speaker 1: silver dollar, Hell, yes, silver dollar. Maybe fucking cup mats.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the bitches they're big. They're big
Speaker 1: at fun like hoster it. Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 1: A cup matt? It could be called a cup matt,
Speaker 1: a coaster bit I am so, I mean a coaster.
Speaker 1: I don't think going to work. This is pretty bad.
Speaker 1: It could be called a cut mat. The dope it's
Speaker 1: only called a coaster bitch. Fuck you anyway. My ariola
Speaker 1: is I like when niggas compliment on my big old arials.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, bro, fuck you. I took my head um.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I think I'm trying to think of something
Speaker 1: that compliments the specific. But one thing I like that
Speaker 1: Amanda's is like he'll like we'll be like in the
Speaker 1: mirror and he'll like tell me to look at myself
Speaker 1: and tell me a compliment about myself. He'll be like,
Speaker 1: look how pretty you are? Oh that's cute. Yeah. He
Speaker 1: always does the offsets of Cardi on me, like fixes
Speaker 1: me up and that makes me feel so special. And
Speaker 1: then it used to actually really know me. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I would think something is wrong with my face, um,
Speaker 1: and he just tells me how much he loves touching me.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like something that I really loved. Obviously, you
Speaker 1: taste so good. It's like the number one compliment, because bitch,
Speaker 1: I'll be drinking hollow water to tastes good. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I had this girl say something when we
Speaker 1: were sucking her in Puerto Rico and she was like
Speaker 1: where she's from, Oh, New Zealand, I can't do the accent,
Speaker 1: but she kept talking about how she was both of
Speaker 1: us were making her so wet. She's like, I can't
Speaker 1: I can't even look at you. You're bothn'tet me so wet.
Speaker 1: Boh blah blah blah blah blah, and like would say
Speaker 1: it over and over and it was kind of annoying,
Speaker 1: but I started to believe the bitch, not like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I would say that that's uh indirect
Speaker 1: non verbal compliment that I would say I get is
Speaker 1: when a guy is around me and we're not even
Speaker 1: having sex. I ain't sucking his dick, but he's hard
Speaker 1: as a rock. That just makes me. You you gotta
Speaker 1: say that you know I look good because now I
Speaker 1: know you think I look good because you think is man.
Speaker 1: So I love like not. And I told y'all, I
Speaker 1: actually hate seeing soft dick because I'm not used to
Speaker 1: seeing soft dick, like like he was hard upon arrival.
Speaker 1: Like you have to use another flies. It is the
Speaker 1: word another reference point for a person. I mean all
Speaker 1: the other little one off niggas too well, perpendicular. His
Speaker 1: dick be hard like when he came right through the door.
Speaker 1: Green Eyes, green Eyes be perpendiculars the guy you went
Speaker 1: to n SFW with no that's Canada, bay um. And
Speaker 1: then oh green Eyes, green Eyes be rock hard too.
Speaker 1: Who I just saw green Eyes not too long ago.
Speaker 1: Green Eyes is amazing. Um green Eyes has has sex
Speaker 1: seven Like he literally is like the most sweetest chill person.
Speaker 1: Like we just be smoking together. I'd really just be
Speaker 1: smoking with my niggas a lot before sex. Sorry, like
Speaker 1: that's my thing. I feel like wine. I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm saying something cheesy now, but actually, you
Speaker 1: know what I really love to do. This is dumb,
Speaker 1: but I'm into it. I like, um, so let me
Speaker 1: tell you guys a name of these cigarettes. They're not
Speaker 1: real cigarettes. They're made out of flowers, what seriously, chrysanthemums,
Speaker 1: what's the lavender? And like herbs? Um? I got them
Speaker 1: in too loom. I know what I sound like right now, definitely,
Speaker 1: but they sound exactly like anyway. They're like so fucking
Speaker 1: natural and if sometimes I feel like smoking actual cigarettes,
Speaker 1: it's just too hard, but like I want like a
Speaker 1: little something. But they're these Mexican cigarettes and they're called
Speaker 1: like Floria to Mesco. If you guys can order them,
Speaker 1: fucking order them. They're so fire and they make them
Speaker 1: out of actual flowers and herbs. Maybe a little tobacco
Speaker 1: is in it. But I like rolling them up like
Speaker 1: that's like something I love doing. I love rolling up
Speaker 1: like little cigarette. The way these nails are set up,
Speaker 1: the niggas gonna roll. I'd be making them roll extra
Speaker 1: just so they could leave it when they leave, because
Speaker 1: I can't be rolling bloods with these nails and be
Speaker 1: taking can't up blunt because the licking gets annoying, But
Speaker 1: the cigarette papers I can kind of do. Um. That's
Speaker 1: a weird. God damn, why does all my sta do
Speaker 1: with smoking, alcohol and drugs, what else. Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: that right before, and I just love like it gets
Speaker 1: this chill and then he like I said, like that
Speaker 1: nigga turns into another beast. But like I said, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not used to being like having to get a
Speaker 1: dick hard. So like the compliment, I just read the
Speaker 1: whole facts. Are you kidding? No, I'm not. Well, fine,
Speaker 1: we'll get into the whole facts already. Yes it is, Yes,
Speaker 1: it is real, bro. You know what, let me tell
Speaker 1: you Sam, I forgot to get my source for this. No,
Speaker 1: it's not fake news, bro. I literally was looking up
Speaker 1: facts that women should know about sex and then it
Speaker 1: went into like some other stuffs. Anyways, let's get into
Speaker 1: the whole facts. If you guys have not picked up
Speaker 1: on the new segment that we have, Hope facts is
Speaker 1: sex facts that you just wouldn't You just wouldn't know
Speaker 1: unless you listen to horrible decisions. And I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: unless you just google weird sex facts that you think
Speaker 1: we should know. So the whole facts for this is,
Speaker 1: for seventy five percent of men, ejaculation occurs within three
Speaker 1: minutes of penetration. However, however, I do want to say
Speaker 1: ejaculation could be considered pre come as well. Like, if
Speaker 1: you think about it, nigga's pre come. Ejaculation is pre come,
Speaker 1: I know, but how did they know nigga fre come?
Speaker 1: And how do they test it? I mean science, I
Speaker 1: don't believe it either, so thank you for not believing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well this is just no, it's not. And then, um,
Speaker 1: so when I get sex facts, I like to like
Speaker 1: do the opposite end of the spectrum. So if seventy
Speaker 1: of men are ejaculating within three minutes of penetration, um,
Speaker 1: the average woman can reach orgasm in about four minutes
Speaker 1: through masturbation, while through intercourse it actually takes up to
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, which is why I would assume a lot
Speaker 1: of us are not coming because men are coming before
Speaker 1: we can technically reach the amount of time it takes
Speaker 1: for us to orgasm through penetration. A woman will have
Speaker 1: sex with a partner more than three three thousand times
Speaker 1: over the course of her reproductive years is also one
Speaker 1: that I found, which I think that's believable because I
Speaker 1: would say the nigga that you just said I can't
Speaker 1: reference anymore, we had sex at least a thousand times
Speaker 1: like we were fucking we were sucking three rounds every time.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I feel bad that I mean that
Speaker 1: I'm no longer sucking out good dick. It's still him.
Speaker 1: I mean there's other niggas, but they haven't I haven't
Speaker 1: funded him in a while, like green Eyes because they're
Speaker 1: not local. Local Dick is yeah, and I've had no
Speaker 1: other local Dick and green Eyes is literally only like
Speaker 1: ship when he was playing in town or offseason. We
Speaker 1: see each other a lot because he can. He's met
Speaker 1: me in cities. He met me in Atlanta that one time. Like,
Speaker 1: so green Eyes is you know, local Dick is a
Speaker 1: serious gift from God. Ironically, some of you may remember this,
Speaker 1: Jeeves moved into Old Bays building. I'm downstairs. I don't
Speaker 1: know what made me think of it, but I thought
Speaker 1: about Jeeves for a second. I'm in the lobby of
Speaker 1: the plushes of the building and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: that was some really good pink Dick, and bam, it
Speaker 1: was like God wanted to test me. Bro He fucking
Speaker 1: walks by. He's like, hey, I'm like, what do you
Speaker 1: live here? Now? So I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: right and I'm like, feeling so awkward. I go upstairs,
Speaker 1: I go to sleep. Why had a dream? Both these
Speaker 1: niggas gang like, well, is that what you want? You
Speaker 1: want to three someone with them? BO? Yes you do.
Speaker 1: But I was like, damn, these are two best dicks
Speaker 1: I've had in New York and they're right in the
Speaker 1: thing one blowing up. I know you have threesomes on
Speaker 1: with girls. Is this something that you've had the conversation
Speaker 1: about possibly having a threesome with another guy? And would
Speaker 1: he have a problem? Would it be someone that maybe
Speaker 1: you've had sex with all right now, I'm sure he would.
Speaker 1: That's not just sex to you know. We really cared
Speaker 1: about each other. But I don't know how he would
Speaker 1: feel about three sims with another guy. I actually haven't
Speaker 1: talked to him about it. I did say one night
Speaker 1: he ain't saying no. There was a super lit couple
Speaker 1: we were at last Lap and I ain't front. We
Speaker 1: always suites after the last light, which is so terrible
Speaker 1: to say, it was true. And there's this girl who
Speaker 1: was fine at fun when we were flirting with her,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I really know what I'll trying
Speaker 1: to do. And I got a man and he was like, okay,
Speaker 1: she got a man, it's the point to me. And
Speaker 1: she was like, he in the bathroom, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you look like? He came out and YA
Speaker 1: did like a couple of sas. I was thinking about
Speaker 1: it right the whole time. But they were like being
Speaker 1: buddy buddy cool. So the threesome ship went away when
Speaker 1: it came to her, right, But all I'm thinking is like,
Speaker 1: let's fucking boat. But I just I wasn't ready to
Speaker 1: bring it up. But and then I kept thinking, like
Speaker 1: I was thinking real deep because she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's playing ball in China right now, and you know,
Speaker 1: so it's finally nice to have him back. Blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And I was like, damn, well when you
Speaker 1: go back, She's like in like ten days. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: we got a show on eight, so maybe we got
Speaker 1: like six days to dude. We get in the car
Speaker 1: and I was like they were cool, right, and he
Speaker 1: was like yeah, they were cool? And I was like like,
Speaker 1: real cool? Are he looking at me like this? And
Speaker 1: I know he knew what I meant. And I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe if there was another vibe like that, maybe
Speaker 1: he'd be down. But Also, I know he has a
Speaker 1: thing in his head about like what we do at home.
Speaker 1: I think he's really are you bringing him to Jamaica. No,
Speaker 1: he said that ship to get up, he told me.
Speaker 1: But it's only because ghetto was just black as he
Speaker 1: No no, no, I made like comments about he didn'tism
Speaker 1: the first time. He was like, what he's angling Atonism?
Speaker 1: It's a whole different and not I think that's what
Speaker 1: he's associated with. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: we already do enough at home, might as well just
Speaker 1: let it be like a girl's trip. So I think
Speaker 1: I might bring Rashida and Brandon if you guys know
Speaker 1: Brandon from the Patreon episode, and a couple other friends.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I don't think he's gonna come. Plus,
Speaker 1: it's Memorial Day weekend. He's gonna want to do the
Speaker 1: Hampton because it's nikaboogy, which I would have been doing
Speaker 1: if I wasn't in Jamaica anyway, So it might as
Speaker 1: well be up. Let it be my whole time. Let
Speaker 1: me fuck somebody new Well. I wanted to get into
Speaker 1: um this week's horrible Decision Um, just because like I
Speaker 1: think that there's a lot of talking points UM and
Speaker 1: things that UM this actually has to do with UM
Speaker 1: reality TV, and then just questions that came about just
Speaker 1: the relationships and things like that. I don't know if
Speaker 1: y'all know, but I am a huge like fucking Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta married to medicine l A and we
Speaker 1: might have an ad for one. Listen, I don't already like,
Speaker 1: can we bring one of them holes on the show?
Speaker 1: Because I stand I actually just listen. I just ran
Speaker 1: into UM Angela. I had to go to the studio
Speaker 1: to pick up a box, and bitch I I looked like, ma'am,
Speaker 1: the next time you have Ninie leaks in the fucking building.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll just come and be your bartender. I
Speaker 1: don't care if all the girls are here, all come
Speaker 1: and just make drinks for everyone. But I stand, Nini
Speaker 1: your we gotta get you a new hunt love those things.
Speaker 1: So actually, because we've been touring, like from Charlotte and
Speaker 1: just UM Orlando and all of the touring, I've been
Speaker 1: so behind in my Real Housewives. So I went ahead
Speaker 1: and binge watched UM about four or five episodes, and
Speaker 1: while I'm watching it, I'm like, these would be some
Speaker 1: really good conversations UM to have between us as far
Speaker 1: as just atta, well this is all I've been just yesterday. Um.
Speaker 1: And so these were the questions that arose. And because
Speaker 1: we do have so many, I know, we just had
Speaker 1: the episode with Brandon where we talked about relationships stuff, um,
Speaker 1: and then you know, um the girls from Good Mom's Choices,
Speaker 1: we talked about dating with being a parent. Um. So
Speaker 1: this is actually one that stemmed from of course Kenya
Speaker 1: and I don't even like Kenya ho um, Kenya horror.
Speaker 1: But if you're yeah, more Kenya horror. Um. Anyways, her
Speaker 1: relationship was trash, but you could tell like there was
Speaker 1: very there was differences where in public she was I
Speaker 1: would look at it as disrespect. But I want to
Speaker 1: know what you think. So, say you don't like somebody,
Speaker 1: is your spouse supposed to also not like that person?
Speaker 1: How much do I not like them? Um? Well it's
Speaker 1: it's Niny and and and Kenya their relationship, but regardless,
Speaker 1: I mean regardless, I just want to know. It's actually
Speaker 1: a very interesting question that you proposed because Scissors made
Speaker 1: a comment to me, Um after the Orlando show, there
Speaker 1: was a girl with that it was speaking to her
Speaker 1: and when we were leaving, she was like, I felt
Speaker 1: so bad in that moment, like she was talking to
Speaker 1: me and I didn't know what to do, And I
Speaker 1: was like, tell you something like I don't ever want
Speaker 1: you to have energy that I have. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like to me, that's just just so honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm on a different frequency, bro. I'm not worried about
Speaker 1: someone that's talking to someone. And went like, no, don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong. If they're like kicking it and going
Speaker 1: to lunch, sure i'd feel a way. But you speaking
Speaker 1: to someone and being cordial. I want my partner or
Speaker 1: even my ex partner to be that way, like be
Speaker 1: high above that ship, because I'm not. As we know,
Speaker 1: I will jump off the stage. But I just think
Speaker 1: sometimes it can get cancerous when you don't like someone,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be that person. If I
Speaker 1: don't funk with someone, that's for a reason. I don't
Speaker 1: need you to feel like you can't speak. Now. I
Speaker 1: don't know the extent of her and Nini, and I
Speaker 1: also don't know how far her spouse went. But if
Speaker 1: I was in a party and my man so so
Speaker 1: so I'll get hey to a bitch online. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the scenario. So Kenya's man is friends
Speaker 1: with Nini's man. Can you can you? Nini don't deal
Speaker 1: with each other, but he deals with man. He was
Speaker 1: throwing a charity event and wanted the couples to come,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm inviting Nini to even knowing
Speaker 1: his wife does not funk with Ninie at all. Was like,
Speaker 1: if Greg is coming, Nini needs to come as well.
Speaker 1: So imagine if you're in that sense to where your
Speaker 1: husband knows that you don't funk with someone, but he's like, Na,
Speaker 1: she gotta be at my event too. But that's a
Speaker 1: different thing because they already have a tie. It's not
Speaker 1: like he just invited Ninnie of the Street he fuss
Speaker 1: with her husband. Imagine that now, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know like that. That's why it's weird because because
Speaker 1: a lot of the other girls on the show and
Speaker 1: a lot of the other words, you gotta right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like you're supposed to be on my stat
Speaker 1: Like Porscha was like, if I don't like a bit
Speaker 1: my nigga, don't like a bitch period. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: where I want to have but so what where I
Speaker 1: have these feelings as for example, what happened to me
Speaker 1: with scissors? They know each other right like it just
Speaker 1: it was a new thing. So what are you supposed
Speaker 1: to do not to I just I really feel a
Speaker 1: way about your partner being a good representation of you,
Speaker 1: and I don't really like to be that person. That's
Speaker 1: just like I'll fuck that hell to get Like no,
Speaker 1: like my man ain't gona kiki with a bitch, but
Speaker 1: like if you smile and he's cordial, like that ship
Speaker 1: is fine for me. Now. I think the other thing
Speaker 1: too about this is like we associate loyalty sometimes with
Speaker 1: within our circle, as in like you can't you know,
Speaker 1: like there's no fucking way, And I just don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I really don't. So I'm glad that you brought that
Speaker 1: up because the next conversation actually comes um from something
Speaker 1: that Kenya was saying. Um, but also think a conversation
Speaker 1: that I've had with my friends. And so I want
Speaker 1: to ask you if you think she's does a good
Speaker 1: man cheat she's That's literally the question. She said, you
Speaker 1: can't be with a good man if he cheats, because
Speaker 1: if you're a cheater, then you're a liar. And she
Speaker 1: was just like, you can't be with someone and claim
Speaker 1: that he's a good man if he's a cheater. I
Speaker 1: could see that because I think that cheating is dishonesty,
Speaker 1: which in that case now I agree with that one.
Speaker 1: It's hard because I haven't had that. You can be
Speaker 1: a good person to to slip, but I mean, if
Speaker 1: you're a fucking liar, you're a liar. And of course
Speaker 1: this is the conversation that you know, so many people
Speaker 1: are uncomfortable when when I admit to it. But I
Speaker 1: recently had this conversation with my home girls because I
Speaker 1: kind of brag about, like my my lovers, like the
Speaker 1: married men, because I think they are some of the
Speaker 1: best men that I actually that I know, and I
Speaker 1: have both we actually said this maybe a few months back,
Speaker 1: when you kept talking about how great they were, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, but they lie, but yeah, and so like
Speaker 1: when when she posed this conversation, she was sitting with
Speaker 1: Cynthia and not yeah, she was sitting with Cynthia, and
Speaker 1: she was talking about, like, well, he can't be a
Speaker 1: good manny be cheats. Literally, the conversation that I had
Speaker 1: with my what my friends were like damn, Like no,
Speaker 1: but that's I mean, they're not such good. They're good,
Speaker 1: but you have them for moments. There's there are women
Speaker 1: in their lives that they've made vows to promises too,
Speaker 1: and that have deeper connections with than they do to you,
Speaker 1: and they're lying to them and being deceitful to someone
Speaker 1: that trust their mind, body and spirit with that's deep ship.
Speaker 1: And if you're continually lying and doing something like that, no,
Speaker 1: you're not that good of a man. If I got
Speaker 1: to wonder because I don't even know if they lie anymore.
Speaker 1: I just feel like they're women because of the lifestyles
Speaker 1: they have. It's cool, like yeah, but if it's a
Speaker 1: don't ask, don't tell things, well, I mean I don't ask,
Speaker 1: but you said that you don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's one thing I thought about. There
Speaker 1: was a conversation I had about married lovers with um
Speaker 1: old Bay because he asked me a question about you
Speaker 1: reading something or it was like watching a YouTube and
Speaker 1: he was like, why did everyone say many married niggers
Speaker 1: or whatever? I mean, but I say, sun me nigga.
Speaker 1: It was in the comments or something on our YouTube
Speaker 1: page or it was something that someone was saying, was like,
Speaker 1: why are they saying that. I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: like she did or whatever, and so he was like
Speaker 1: he was like, I get he has a chick he's
Speaker 1: to funk with that was married, and you know, we
Speaker 1: we obviously some of you guys know. We talked about
Speaker 1: being a monogamous and stuff like that. And I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be rong with you if you are ever
Speaker 1: sleeping with someone like you know and we like every
Speaker 1: funk around. I really have a feeling about it being
Speaker 1: her because I don't like that deceitful ship. I want
Speaker 1: you to be with someone or funk with someone that
Speaker 1: I just feel like she could drag him down, like
Speaker 1: you want to fuck mind again? Secret and then you're
Speaker 1: going what make him like? Lie to me too. I
Speaker 1: just don't like that like lying ship. But I have
Speaker 1: been for the last few years pretty open and trying
Speaker 1: to practice honestly with with partners. That's why I've had
Speaker 1: such an issue with the lying. It ain't the married thing,
Speaker 1: it's the lying thing. But what's crazy is those be
Speaker 1: just I feel like in dating people, a lie people
Speaker 1: out of themselves. People lie in order to get you
Speaker 1: into bed. People lie because they they're telling you what
Speaker 1: they think you want to hear in order to get
Speaker 1: what they want out of you. So I feel like, well,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's dating. So I'll be honest and
Speaker 1: saying yes, they whatever lies they're telling their partners. Again,
Speaker 1: I don't know the arrangements are what they have set up.
Speaker 1: We've never had that conversation, but wholeheartedly, those are the
Speaker 1: men who are the most honest in my life. But
Speaker 1: you always come on this podcast and talk about communication
Speaker 1: and openness and like, yeah, but I'm not going to
Speaker 1: ask them about that. I know that it's there, but
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask them about their life with
Speaker 1: someone else. I'm not about the people that lie when
Speaker 1: their homemaale and talk about how they should open up
Speaker 1: or like not. I mean, I open up to my
Speaker 1: relationship with them. They know when I'm dating, I've told
Speaker 1: them as soon as I get someone up, you'm open
Speaker 1: with them to our relationship. Talking about when there's a
Speaker 1: homemale and someone's upset about somebody lying, you be acting
Speaker 1: like them niggas is trash. So how could you think
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can reference what you're talking about. Yes,
Speaker 1: but and then you're they'll talk about how their man's
Speaker 1: been lying about something. You're like, no, if you can't communicate,
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm and that's what
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I communicate with them wholeheartedly. They don't
Speaker 1: lie to me. Them lying to someone that I'm not
Speaker 1: involved with nothing car But I'm also but that's not
Speaker 1: the person I get. But I'm also telling you when
Speaker 1: dating single niggas, single niggas lie to me more than
Speaker 1: them niggas. I mean, I get so like, okay, so
Speaker 1: do I take four or five six? No, But it's
Speaker 1: also okay. Do I sit here and take a nigga
Speaker 1: that I don't know for faith the whole time or
Speaker 1: dame because he's single, Or do I sit here and
Speaker 1: because I know this nigga has nothing to lie to
Speaker 1: me about whatever he has. I enjoyed the honesty that
Speaker 1: I have with them, that I have with dealing with
Speaker 1: someone that I don't know their true intentions until it's
Speaker 1: too late to me. Dating these single niggas, they tell
Speaker 1: you the most lies. They tell you exactly what they
Speaker 1: think you want to hear until they get what they want,
Speaker 1: and then it is better dating someone married or some mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not really dating that I don't have the time
Speaker 1: to do. You don't I mean in the wild? I
Speaker 1: mean that's fine if you think it's wild. But the
Speaker 1: people that have been in my life have been really
Speaker 1: fucking honest with me, and right now, I don't have
Speaker 1: the time to date single niggas, And in the times
Speaker 1: that I have thought I had time to date them,
Speaker 1: it's just a whole bunch of bullshit. Maybe it's because
Speaker 1: the relationships that you have with married men are more casual,
Speaker 1: I would say, right, because you're way more than casual
Speaker 1: now they've been in the picture for eight plus years. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so casual because you know that there's nothing going on there.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you met a single nigga that didn't want
Speaker 1: more and there was nothing going on there, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have to worry about that ship either because even when
Speaker 1: going on you want when you're dating single men or
Speaker 1: when you're looking to date, which I also applaud, you
Speaker 1: let them know what you want. But if genuinely you
Speaker 1: just wanted sex or to funk around like you do
Speaker 1: it married niggas, but niggas still lie even in that's
Speaker 1: but what do they have to lie to you? Because
Speaker 1: niggas lie? What do you mean what do they have
Speaker 1: to lie about? Like you literally everything, like like I'm
Speaker 1: friends with benefits? How do you get it? And they
Speaker 1: can they can lie and say, oh I got like
Speaker 1: because I've lied to niggas in that sense where I
Speaker 1: to be like, oh I got something to do? What
Speaker 1: you like to get you to leave? To say, oh,
Speaker 1: someone's coming over so I can't see you this weekend,
Speaker 1: like niggas lie, Like, let's not act like nigga's just
Speaker 1: don't lie, just like people like that somebody, how do
Speaker 1: those issues come about? They do? Like it's like they
Speaker 1: just do. Let's get into the next conversation. Because you
Speaker 1: act like niggas don't lie niggas. I didn't say. I
Speaker 1: didn't act like niggas don't lie at all. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying there's many things that niggas lie out. If they
Speaker 1: have to take you on a date next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: oh I gotta go see my mom. If a nigga
Speaker 1: was supposed to come over next thing, you know, they're
Speaker 1: not coming over a little and you don't know what
Speaker 1: the truth is. They could be going to see another
Speaker 1: hole they could be. Like niggas lie all the time.
Speaker 1: Like so, whether they're rescheduling a date, whether they said
Speaker 1: they was gonna come over and they can't come over
Speaker 1: now last minute, whether um, they said they didn't want
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and you've been working with them, next thing
Speaker 1: you know, they got a girlfriend. Like that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like Nigga's lie all the time. Niggas will say whatever
Speaker 1: they do want, saying I'm I'm I'm eliminated for the
Speaker 1: rest of the show. I ain't gonna say that any
Speaker 1: work because I feel like I've just been saying nick
Speaker 1: nick Nick is my bad. But men, um, guys, you
Speaker 1: know the opposite sex. I don't even want to put
Speaker 1: it to just men. Like if you're dating and you're
Speaker 1: a lesbian or your non binary, everyone lies specifically to
Speaker 1: keep you from your feelings being hurt, be because they
Speaker 1: feel like they can get something out of you. Like
Speaker 1: the reality of it is people lie. And I would'k
Speaker 1: that's interesting too, because it's interesting you brought that up
Speaker 1: because um, old Bay had a girl he was seeing
Speaker 1: when we were just casually dating that was angry that
Speaker 1: he didn't want a girlfriend. And I think she knows
Speaker 1: that he has one now, and we talked about that,
Speaker 1: like do you mean it when you say it right?
Speaker 1: Like do you mean when I say I don't want
Speaker 1: a girlfriend? Da da dada, because now you have one?
Speaker 1: So Nigga, was you lying? And I had this conversation
Speaker 1: with ChIL a C from Houston shout out to La
Speaker 1: he's married. He said that when a guy says he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have a girlfriend, the with you is silent.
Speaker 1: So I don't like when someone says I am looking
Speaker 1: for relationship right now, The with you is silent if
Speaker 1: they're telling you that. So but however, it sounds good.
Speaker 1: But there's been a lot of times where Nigga has
Speaker 1: said I don't want a relationship and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: y'all are in a relationship. So I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: give or take to get true. I think the main
Speaker 1: thing of it, though, like that happened in our conversation,
Speaker 1: was he's like if I if I say? Because I
Speaker 1: I remember saying to him when I was in Europe
Speaker 1: with Benny this summer. It was in August. I wrote
Speaker 1: him a message and I said, what are you looking for?
Speaker 1: And he never said a girlfriend, never said anything. He
Speaker 1: said something about, oh, I want to skip around answers,
Speaker 1: just a dope vibe that a connection. If something happens,
Speaker 1: it happens. And when I said, like, why did you
Speaker 1: act like you don't want anything? He was like, because
Speaker 1: I felt like if I said it and you knew it,
Speaker 1: it would have to start from right then we would
Speaker 1: have to start working towards a relationship. Well or not
Speaker 1: only that, like specifically now, I think men give you
Speaker 1: that jump around answer because if they do tell you
Speaker 1: I ain't looking for a relationship and a woman who
Speaker 1: may maybe is looking for a relationship, they'll be like no,
Speaker 1: we'll be like all right, well they're gonna saying by
Speaker 1: so I mean, you know we're gonna get those jump
Speaker 1: around So for this, I wanted to get into the homemail. UM.
Speaker 1: It's kind of long, but guys, this is a good
Speaker 1: one and and we and I want to dig into it. Um.
Speaker 1: Also just because we've been getting a lot of feedback
Speaker 1: and how this about how this show has been affecting
Speaker 1: you guys. UM, So if you guys have homemail and
Speaker 1: want to send it in, send it to Horrible Decisions
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Um. This one caught our eye
Speaker 1: The title of this week's homemail is Horrible Decisions Ruined
Speaker 1: My Sex Life. I might want to make that the
Speaker 1: title of this episode two because Jesus Sucking Christ anyways,
Speaker 1: especially because we we spent so much time talking about
Speaker 1: the show this episode. Um, so I'm gonna start it.
Speaker 1: You guys just follow along with the story, okay, because
Speaker 1: it is kind of long, So I'm just gonna let
Speaker 1: you all know now. First and foremost, I want to
Speaker 1: say that, despite the title of this homemail, I love
Speaker 1: your podcast. Thank you for creating a safe space for
Speaker 1: black women to discuss all their kicky inhibitions and allowing
Speaker 1: me to embrace my inner wore. Now onto the good stuff.
Speaker 1: W D has ruined my sex life. Although I would
Speaker 1: like to remain anonymous, the following details involves several of
Speaker 1: your listeners and my cover may be blown. So guys,
Speaker 1: if you are involved in this goddamn ship, you know
Speaker 1: ruin his sex life. Okay, Now, there are no names
Speaker 1: in this, but I do want to say welcome to
Speaker 1: being a member of the whore Hive. My boyfriend and
Speaker 1: I had the pleasure of meeting you guys at two
Speaker 1: separate live shows, and we're actually both featured separately. I
Speaker 1: wish said yeah she I don't think she says which one.
Speaker 1: She just says we're they're from I think um, and
Speaker 1: so many people travel, so I don't. I don't know. However,
Speaker 1: after his experience with the live show, I've grown terribly
Speaker 1: insecure and it has affected our sex life. We were
Speaker 1: on a quote unquote break a couple of once prior
Speaker 1: to the live show he attended, and needless to say,
Speaker 1: he was brought on stage and later how to force
Speaker 1: them with three of your audience members. Now, niggas, I'll
Speaker 1: be telling you all, this ship is lit. So if
Speaker 1: you I'm sorry to this man. Um. Of course, I
Speaker 1: can't blame you guys for his actions, and in fact,
Speaker 1: I genuinely want to be happy for him. How many
Speaker 1: men can say that they've had a successful forsome. Despite
Speaker 1: wanting to be happy for him, I cannot help but
Speaker 1: to feel insecure, in somewhat betrayed. Now that we're back together,
Speaker 1: We've discussed having threesomes, orgies and swinging, etcetera. Multiple times,
Speaker 1: and I'm upset that he was part of a forsome
Speaker 1: without me. Not only am I upset about the actual act,
Speaker 1: but I am even more upset that he lied or
Speaker 1: withheld the information initially on top of line speaking of Lyne,
Speaker 1: when he told me, I respectfully asked him to stop
Speaker 1: sleeping with these women, and he denied. Mira quest this
Speaker 1: nigga was like, well, I don't sunk him already. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep sucking these it has been. It has been
Speaker 1: eleven months since the live show and approximately nine months
Speaker 1: since I found out the truth. He no longer has
Speaker 1: sex with those women and constantly tries to reassure me
Speaker 1: that I don't have to worry about them. We recently
Speaker 1: got back together and I've been craving to have my
Speaker 1: first m F F threesome. I've had an F F
Speaker 1: F threesome before, so that's three females. You know, y'all
Speaker 1: get them. But a part of me no longer wants
Speaker 1: to have one with him since he had a foursome
Speaker 1: without me. I'm even somewhat insecure about having sex with
Speaker 1: him now because I think, to myself, how can this
Speaker 1: experience with just me compared to three women. I know
Speaker 1: it's unhealthy and there are some personal issues that I
Speaker 1: need to deal with on my own, but I'm coming
Speaker 1: to you ladies, to see if there's anything else I
Speaker 1: should or can do to top everything all Off, we
Speaker 1: are in a long distance relationship going on three years
Speaker 1: on and off. Can I proceed with having nasty sexual
Speaker 1: escapades with my boyfriend without comparing myself to his previous
Speaker 1: slash most recent experiences? Am I wrong for feeling some
Speaker 1: type of way? Am I just not ready to have
Speaker 1: a threesome? Or should I just not have one with him?
Speaker 1: Should I just refrain from having a threesome till we
Speaker 1: actually live closer to one another. I know this was
Speaker 1: a long email, but hopefully worth you and the hore hives,
Speaker 1: while thank you a bitter ruined whore. That was really long. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you were texting the whole time, so I hope
Speaker 1: you got the details I did, so I read it
Speaker 1: like twice. I feel like you gotta dump him if
Speaker 1: he could suck three bitches and lie about it and
Speaker 1: not telling you like he's probably sucking more and that
Speaker 1: he's long distant. What does this look like? Um felling bait?
Speaker 1: Just face time me and text me what nigga? I
Speaker 1: feel like you can't really have a relationship with someone
Speaker 1: that you already known has lied especially to that magnitude,
Speaker 1: because all you're gonna do is question the truths that
Speaker 1: he think that you may think he's telling you and
Speaker 1: always think they're a lie. Like the second guessing is awful. Um,
Speaker 1: this is why I'm such a big thing about honestly
Speaker 1: within relationships, because I've been in an unhealthy, toxic relationship
Speaker 1: my first serious relationship. Um, you know, he was a
Speaker 1: cheater and then after a while he would just I
Speaker 1: couldn't even look at him and believe anything he was saying.
Speaker 1: He could tell me like, all right, I'm just gonna work,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like I was gonna a bit, Like
Speaker 1: it was just I became obsessed with the idea that
Speaker 1: he was constantly lying. And I feel like that is
Speaker 1: such a quote unquote big lie. Like to have a foursome,
Speaker 1: that's a big deal. Um, yeah, I would dump him,
Speaker 1: But the good news is horrible decisions you think ruined
Speaker 1: your sex life when in reality and may have just
Speaker 1: shown you that nigga would ship. Yeah, I would look
Speaker 1: at the positive on that also. Um, I would think
Speaker 1: that there is something that Yeah, you can only look
Speaker 1: in yourself. So one of the questions you asked, am
Speaker 1: I wrong for feeling some type of way. I would
Speaker 1: never tell someone they are wrong in the way they
Speaker 1: feel like y'all heard it in the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 1: I'll agree to disagree. Everyone thinks differently. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to tell you you're wrong for feeling insecure now and
Speaker 1: that you're not enough. Since he had sex with three
Speaker 1: other girls at one time, I ain't a lot of
Speaker 1: dick gotta be five if a you kept going back.
Speaker 1: He'd been loan business for three years and he was
Speaker 1: able to have a successful for someone with three other women.
Speaker 1: Like purity always that that's a huge thing for women
Speaker 1: when it comes to sexy enough, especially the appetite of
Speaker 1: sex that men have. Like absolutely, I felt that before.
Speaker 1: I would say that this is something that you you
Speaker 1: if you haven't yet tell him how you feel about this,
Speaker 1: especially if you guys have still been teetering the idea
Speaker 1: of having a threesome together. You need to let him
Speaker 1: know that you don't feel like you can trust him
Speaker 1: because he lied during those two months UM without telling
Speaker 1: you UM. And it also it's weird because there's the
Speaker 1: idea that there's a conversation between um lying and omission
Speaker 1: of something that happened, which actually I think that that's
Speaker 1: what she said. She found out two months later, and
Speaker 1: it's not that he lied, He just withheld the information, um,
Speaker 1: and so that's what was there with him. No, she wasn't. Oh,
Speaker 1: not at that one that he went to a live show.
Speaker 1: They were on a break. UM. But I would I
Speaker 1: would say in terms of this, this is something you
Speaker 1: just have to talk to him one if it's something
Speaker 1: to where you feel that and secure even in your
Speaker 1: um solo sex sessions with each other, um, that this
Speaker 1: is something that is only gonna like it's just gonna
Speaker 1: add on. You're just gonna if y'all have been together
Speaker 1: this long and this is weighing down on you this much.
Speaker 1: You said this was eleven months ago, um, so almost
Speaker 1: a year ago, and you're still sitting on it, I
Speaker 1: would say it might be time for you to move on.
Speaker 1: This reminds me of the Sex of the City episode
Speaker 1: when Carrie found out that Big was married and he
Speaker 1: told she, oh, she said, have you ever had a
Speaker 1: three sons? They were in bed together and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: with my ex wife. She was like, you were married.
Speaker 1: So the next day she's like obsessed trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what the wife looks like, all of these all
Speaker 1: of these details, and all she can think about is
Speaker 1: she doesn't have wild sex with him because of that
Speaker 1: one thing she found out and it's existed this whole time,
Speaker 1: and that it's actually a great point to women that
Speaker 1: are like digging through phones or looking up ship. You're
Speaker 1: perfectly fine, and then when you start seeing one thing
Speaker 1: he may have said, and you're just like your mind
Speaker 1: can't stop. I think that it's gonna be hard to
Speaker 1: get over, but I feel like you have to make
Speaker 1: the choice to get over it. You know, if you're
Speaker 1: ready to break up with someone one and two, you're
Speaker 1: ready to know, like you know, when you can let
Speaker 1: something go, if you need him to say certain words
Speaker 1: to you, you can ask for those words. Like I've
Speaker 1: said plenty of times, I need you to tell me
Speaker 1: that you don't want to do this anymore and mean
Speaker 1: it when you tell me. If you don't, don't say
Speaker 1: to me, it's crazy because you just saying what you
Speaker 1: just said actually came came. Like what came to mind
Speaker 1: is that I don't have the same sex with everybody.
Speaker 1: And so that's the thing too, Like depending on the partner,
Speaker 1: like I ain't just licking everybody else. I'm not just
Speaker 1: dicking a finger in everybody else. I'm not allowing just
Speaker 1: everyone to eat me out, if you know, if they
Speaker 1: allow them to. Like, I'm not just writing everybody dick.
Speaker 1: I'm not writing a lot of dick I made from
Speaker 1: time to time, but I'm not like it's that Like
Speaker 1: so the idea that he had a fourth them without you,
Speaker 1: but yet y'all have not yet had a threesome together.
Speaker 1: You have to realize that the comfortability and not only
Speaker 1: communication about sex, but sex in the acts of it,
Speaker 1: you behave differently with different people based on how comfortable
Speaker 1: they make you feel, based on the sexual chemistry that
Speaker 1: you guys have. There's these three things that I've said
Speaker 1: they don't want to have three SOMs with their girlfriends
Speaker 1: because I think what you were saying could come off
Speaker 1: as like, um, he can't let loose with you. But
Speaker 1: I think a lot of men get too in their heads.
Speaker 1: They're like, Okay, I have three girls that I don't
Speaker 1: really know what care about, or the girl that I
Speaker 1: have relationship with that I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: handle the expectations, Like threeesoms are very scary fermit blessing
Speaker 1: because coronableus. But I can seeze is also allergy season.
Speaker 1: When I sneezed Uber the other day, I felt like
Speaker 1: he looked at me like, which, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I was on the train earlier, and now I got
Speaker 1: this big as package, so I got an Uber. I
Speaker 1: was on the train and I was sneezing, and I
Speaker 1: was like, mind you right across me are to a
Speaker 1: with masks on, and I was like, I should probably
Speaker 1: have a mask on too, just like them. They're smart
Speaker 1: because this is a fucking train and I'm literally sitting
Speaker 1: and I'm sneezing, and I'm just like, these people are
Speaker 1: going to kick me off this train. I was just
Speaker 1: like telling myself, don't sneeze again, bitch. Did you see
Speaker 1: the flight which I sneeze is a United flight that
Speaker 1: I saw that got into an argument and they had
Speaker 1: to land early because they because someone was sneezing. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitches, allergy season. Mind you, you know my
Speaker 1: sinuses are always sucked around this. The one thing I
Speaker 1: just saw you do touching your eyes so interesting, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the mask. It goes into your eyes more
Speaker 1: than the mask gloves like it's your hands, but you
Speaker 1: better where goggles to the droplets from they go into
Speaker 1: your eyes, nose, the mouth. And Brandon was telling me
Speaker 1: like makeup artists, He's like, when I'm training makeup artists,
Speaker 1: I always tell them you cannot touch the soft parts
Speaker 1: of the face. No in your corners of the eyes,
Speaker 1: touched the bottom, nothing around the nostril, and nothing in
Speaker 1: the mouth, like that's how germ spread the fastest. So
Speaker 1: like touching. And it's hard when you have lashes because
Speaker 1: they sometimes they itch. And I had freaking extension like anyways,
Speaker 1: strips on. So he listened to the show. You listened
Speaker 1: to this show, He's definitely gonna want to talk to
Speaker 1: you about it now. And because and the three um,
Speaker 1: any of the three girls that sucked him? Kay, y'all
Speaker 1: sending the story because we tend y'all hotels, so it
Speaker 1: ain't even gott to be with no questions at the end.
Speaker 1: If you had a three a fourced them off of
Speaker 1: one of our live shows, can you please provide the
Speaker 1: details to that. Yeah, I would love to hear how
Speaker 1: I went. So something that um actually an upcoming episode,
Speaker 1: We've got a new segment whole confessions hold slash home
Speaker 1: mail where we want you to send in our stuff.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do all whole confessions. Um and just that
Speaker 1: I found online, but I really would prefer it to
Speaker 1: be y'all, so please those ladies. Also, I want to
Speaker 1: know what y'all look like. We ain't gonna tell nobody.
Speaker 1: I don't care about what y'all look like. I don't
Speaker 1: hear the same one. I want to see if like
Speaker 1: we ran into it in the same way I read
Speaker 1: Zane and when Addicted came out all the boards, Coujo
Speaker 1: was perfect. The rest of the characters didn't fit what
Speaker 1: I thought they did the same way. I still don't
Speaker 1: know if I wan to see Sister Soldiers cold as
Speaker 1: wone ever, because midnight we all know what he looks like.
Speaker 1: And if you just give me a person and it's
Speaker 1: not what I've envisioned, it's wrong. So I like to
Speaker 1: take Yeah, I won't open the pictures, Wheezy will, but
Speaker 1: I just like to hear the stories. Um so yeah,
Speaker 1: But I do have to say, I just saw a
Speaker 1: tweet come in. It's secured my Horrible Meet and Green tickets,
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Speaker 1: just make sure you'll drop you off this well have
Speaker 1: to pee. Mandy is gonna drop our Patreon ship and
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Speaker 1: going to leave you guys with a five minute bonus
Speaker 1: clip from one of our bonus episodes. And once again,
Speaker 1: this has been yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. Chokes.
Speaker 1: So like if you have a knife in your hand
Speaker 1: and I actidentally get poked, like, I don't know, you
Speaker 1: gotta be a better knife round tips. So I want
Speaker 1: to read this. Um, this is um Kinkley. UM. If
Speaker 1: you want to read more on kinks, you can go
Speaker 1: to Kinkley dot com. Here they explain medical play. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read this off real quick. It says medical play
Speaker 1: often involves an intimate examination, wherein the dominant partner performs
Speaker 1: quasi medical procedures. An intimate exam I don't know. It says,
Speaker 1: I feel like when I was about a plastic searcher,
Speaker 1: like oh take your bros. See that's one saying, or
Speaker 1: maybe examining around the you know, the patient is often
Speaker 1: oh this is some ship you would like. The patient,
Speaker 1: which would be yoho as is often restrained, gagged, stripped, naked,
Speaker 1: or dressed in a humiliating costume. This I didn't know.
Speaker 1: So this is interesting, it says, here goes the examination.
Speaker 1: The examination man involved handling of the genitals and breast,
Speaker 1: or the insertion of objects into various crevices. The objects
Speaker 1: may be heated or frozen to reproduce the sensations experience
Speaker 1: during a real medical exam. I guess you're supposed to
Speaker 1: experience pain. Strap on play is a common part of
Speaker 1: this type of examination, bitch, I think I may need
Speaker 1: to do that part. I have had a thermometer at
Speaker 1: my butt when I was what, well, that's how they
Speaker 1: took your temperature as a baby, like uh, some adolescent.
Speaker 1: So I was really high. Wait when was this? How
Speaker 1: old were you? Why are you letting thermometers of your
Speaker 1: That was really high? And I'm like, yo, this is
Speaker 1: the highest I think I've ever been. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to tell you on what but I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: they know you do drugs other than we'd bro well whatever.
Speaker 1: So I was like, So I was saying to him,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I feel like my whole body is hot,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I got a fever. I feel
Speaker 1: like really sick. I don't know what's going on. He
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I feel like I'm a
Speaker 1: hundred degrees. He's like, I don't know because I feel
Speaker 1: really hot. And I'm like he's like, so I can't
Speaker 1: do like a tester. I'm like, can't do this. So wait,
Speaker 1: So the ass is the only place in Miami. It's
Speaker 1: like six or seven in the morning. I want to
Speaker 1: go get a thermometer. And I'm like, yo, I don't
Speaker 1: even think So I did it under my tongue and
Speaker 1: it was a normal type waure. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: think that ship right, you gotta pus you. You just
Speaker 1: didn't think under your tongue was the right temperature, so
Speaker 1: you wanted it in your ass. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I got caught in mouth. The ship probably is like
Speaker 1: not that what it's the right it put up, bro,
Speaker 1: that's in me. The tongue is like, not that the
Speaker 1: tongue is in you mean? So I away. So he
Speaker 1: puts it in my ass and then like I made
Speaker 1: some kind of noise and then suddenly I felt more
Speaker 1: of it in my ass, and I'm like, is this
Speaker 1: turning into sex? Is that he stuck his dicking her ass?
Speaker 1: And now I mean, like he just kept fucking me
Speaker 1: with the dude. I'm so glad this is on the Patreon. Everyone. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm putting this video though for everyone to see. So
Speaker 1: you were getting annally fucked with a thermometer and enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: You were moaning, Okay, I'm finishing it, says I didn't
Speaker 1: say it, dude. It could be any it could it
Speaker 1: was a toothbrush. I wouldn't have known. It's not like
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it being at their mom said that too quick?
Speaker 1: Do you be sinking toothbrushes to open your ass before
Speaker 1: you got the butt fluk? And then you moved to
Speaker 1: a brush. Did I show you the video where the
Speaker 1: nigga was sucking his ass with the with the end
Speaker 1: of a brother, I told you what the hair rushes?
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Speaker 1: to talk about that later. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about no, no, no, no, the anesthesia fetish. That's fucking
Speaker 1: someone that's passed out. Right. I was reading about like
Speaker 1: people using chloroform like for sex and like really enjoyed it,
Speaker 1: and it's like consensual like chloroform, like they um one
Speaker 1: of the things that we told me, like her hospital stories.
Speaker 1: We got an interviewer. She said, like the weirdest thing
Speaker 1: she's ever pulled out of someone. She said that she
Speaker 1: had a girl that was addicted to the feeling of
Speaker 1: like she was swallowing batteries and putting magnets up her
Speaker 1: ass and apparently when the two touched, like they draw
Speaker 1: closer to each other and it was fucking with her intestines.
Speaker 1: She said that bitch was in there four times trying
Speaker 1: to like they had to remove it from her. She's like,
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Speaker 1: during I'm just I don't even if I gotta swallow
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Speaker 1: And it had a whole lot of ship to do
Speaker 1: with it. Be hilarious if you set yourself to the
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Speaker 1: there