WEBVTT - Conversations with Alcoholics 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:04.520 I watched people drinking, they'd be like, I'm like, I 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:10.640 don't want to drink because of beverage. When you drink 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:15.720 it is like we call those pussies that. It was 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:18.599 hard to be. No, you're not lying at all. I 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.279 don't know nothing about all this, you know, but not 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:26.119 just it's you know what you're talking about. Yeah, no, 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:31.120 it's it's just it's funny how much it you can hear, Like, right, 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.400 we could be doing the podcast because I could hear 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:40.480 I can hear the computer humming. I could hear that 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.519 that freshener over there bubbling, certainly the right, So I 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.280 have to turn the A C down off. No, no, 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:48.640 you ain't gotta turn it off. That's all kind of 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:53.240 aboudy here that except me does um is it doesn't 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.480 need to have something in there? Will it burn itself 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.600 out if there's not a fluid in there, it's fluid 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:01.639 in there. That's obviously the bubbling yea um. But one 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.560 time when that girl was here, it was steam oh 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.720 yeah for some read Oh if you change the sentence 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:11.240 and ship they come out. Yeah, what happened to her? 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:14.440 Our official co host, I said, don't come back. You 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.839 know it's no six months and here we are. She's 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.399 here at the last week of every month. So next 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.880 week got you. So instead of first Sundays, it's more 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:30.960 like last Tuesdays something like that. So no silings GL, 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:37.959 no seilings GL. My man, Peter, we got Uncle Muke 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:42.160 in the spot You Feel Me Toxic Masculinity Day recorded 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:46.160 about four or five weeks, so toxic. They had to 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:51.600 go to rehap so toxic. Somebody had to to rehappen. Hey, 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:58.639 they've been telling this live, man, have been telling the toxic. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.480 I can't go on Uncle move they got you block 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.320 your punishment. This is what they do to me. Man. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:09.160 If I ever went live, I'd be banned too. That's true. 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:14.040 That's true. Um. So you know what's funny. I couldn't 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.120 figure out what we was gonna talk about. But I 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.720 got a good subject. What's that? I got a good idea. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.520 So Mook had been on his whole tangent where he 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:27.560 wasn't drinking. Yeah right, and he was like he was 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.680 in the season. Man, he was running. He was starting 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:33.680 to look like Jerry Rice is something he building working 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.520 out and everything. Then he pop up in this motherfucker 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:41.480 today with the tequila. So what happened? Well, my tequillah 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:45.600 never you see, it's an off day for me at work. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.280 Got you? Got you? Yeah? So the first, the first, 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:54.560 the first, Uh, I did like forty forty four days 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.360 or something like that without with no liquor, no nothing. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:00.200 Then working out horror. So I'm still working out. I'm 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:04.639 still on that. But now you're just cutting it with Yeah, 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:09.000 I'm a stick. I'm off day though it's a recovery day. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.239 There you go, and tequila helps, but I must work. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:18.280 I ain't gonna go that for it's helping nothing. I'm 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:22.680 just it's helping my brain. Man, you just more relaxed. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:26.240 There you go. I don't understand how you drink that 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:30.799 ship like I don't. I don't. I don't know mooset life. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:33.000 I can talk about my life. How how did you 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:38.400 end up I drinking to say, like I have like 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.760 had a dreaming problem, Like I was notorious for how 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.280 much I used to drink, like among among white people 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:48.320 who drank, like people would not like, don't go sit 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.480 down and drink with him because that'll that'll shut out 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.520 your lights. And it was you know a couple of 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.320 friends that I knew growing up. We had like older 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:59.800 brothers in college, you know, it's just cool. So I'm like, 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.120 they all started drinking like the ninth grade. So I 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.760 don't really drink like the eleventh grade. But it took 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:10.080 me a about a week and a half before it 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:15.640 was just like a little out of hand, and I 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.599 looked like I was twelve till about I was twenty seven. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.560 So you know, MacArthur Park, you can go get the 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.800 fake I d s well. I was the only person 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.400 from where I grew up that wasn't scared to get 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.680 out of the car. So we used to go up 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.040 there and they would send me up there to get 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:34.040 out and go deal with people, you know, on the sidewalks. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.560 So I had a fake idea all the time, which 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.640 was ridiculous because it was just like such a joke 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.320 to bring, you know, to a liquor store in Coasta 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.160 Masa or some ship and trying to find a Mexican 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.279 with a lazy eye on Nineteenth Street that don't know 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:52.000 how to read. I found him, you know, But like 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.760 that fifth of tequila. I drink a fifth a night, 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.479 every night, six nights a week, for for a long 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.440 long time, and I would drive everybody home. I would 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.040 get pulled over and whatever. It was nothing. And if 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:05.720 it wasn't for track, I probably would have had a 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.160 lot of problems because I wasn't because I still had 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.520 to get to college. So I would drink from June 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.680 to December hard, and I'd be like, funk, man, we 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:16.800 got a meet in like two weeks. I better like 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:21.479 straighten this ship out. And if you know, cost me 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.000 a lot of money what I did from June to December, 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:28.440 because you know, preseason matters, but when you're nineteen twenty 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.239 and you don't feel it that much, I mean I would. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.520 There were days we'd have a couple of Saturday practices 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:35.000 because the coach was mad at me, so he make 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:36.880 everybody show up on Saturdays, and I would show up. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:39.479 A couple of times. I was like fall asleep in 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:43.400 the car and throw up on myself and wake up 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.040 and like put on yesterday's shorts and show up practice. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:48.839 I have vomit on my shirt. I just run or 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.480 we aren't gonna know with no shirt today, and everybody 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.440 else would be you know, okay, we gonna get on 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.120 the line. We're gonna ru until Peter hates himself. Well, 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:00.680 I I already do so we don't need that. So 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.640 everybody else would throw up and hate themselves. But I 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.280 already threw up, so I would just run everybody else 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.600 into the ground. And I didn't give a fuck, Like 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.560 I was just wired differently than a lot of people 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.000 down there. Even when I would go even when I 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.720 got out of like Orange County, like I went to 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.599 Dallas my freshman yor of college, there was some guys 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.640 from like St. Louis and Atlanta or whatever the funk else. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.839 They was like, man, bro, you got hard, You're like unbreakable. 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:26.880 I just didn't give a that was what they said. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.480 That wasn't what I said, laughing. But how did it 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:36.520 happen to you? Move? The drinking? Yeah? For me, Shit, 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.479 it wasn't a couple of ways. Man. First I was 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:45.760 smoking weed. I just smoke weed a lot. Then I 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:50.120 never even liked liquor really. And what happened was it's 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.480 college though it's the same. You know, college got me. 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:58.760 College got me when I went to college, and I'm 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.680 talking about j C. I ain't talking about going to 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:06.039 the university. When I went to j C. Niggas was nigga. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.040 That's what happened when you started partying. Niggas was drinking 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:12.720 and smoking. Niggas was drinking and smoking. So once I 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:16.200 got ahold of it, and I'm like, damn, this ship 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:22.040 is cool. It didn't it made me feel cool. Obviously 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.400 when I first started, I wasn't fucked up to the 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:27.000 point of not being able to control myself. Did you 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.160 start smoking weed in high school before you started drinking 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:34.240 in college? Yeah? I started smoking third seven years I 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.920 once in my life. Yeah, yeah, I started smoking first. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.920 So what happened was like we weed to dude. For me, 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.360 I can't speak for everybody. For me, we was having 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.040 me laid back, so laid back sometimes to where like 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:51.080 niggas are getting conversation and I just still be laid back, 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.880 like I don't give I was like that with alcohol 0:07:53.920 --> 0:08:00.120 though alcohol alcohol for me, it's crazy. For me, it 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:05.040 like kep kept me. It kept me more alert, especially 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.800 when I was in college, like I was still alert. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.600 I'm having a good time. He gave me a cool 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:14.280 little feel. But I felt, now I don't know what 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.960 I presented. I felt that I could keep I can 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:22.360 navigate through situations better off off the liquor. So I'll 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.120 be off the liquor and homies and be we we 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.360 we were going out, and I'm like, man, this ship 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.840 is cool. Right here, man, this ship is cool. And 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.000 then I just started working with like of course these 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:37.440 songs busting rhymes passed as you actually passed the crevosy 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.920 at that point, right, But see that was it is 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.439 a catchy melody. I didn't even pass it. See it 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.160 was like, oh, you passed it to yourself. I showed 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:53.400 up with it and left passycler. No, he said he 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.720 bought him. He just wasn't shast I was buying him 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:03.600 when I'm not passing it to other people. Yeah, we 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:05.920 just we was knocking them down. Man. They took my 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.160 idea at one spot, and I was like, well this 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:12.000 is ridiculous. So I just got really really really good 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:17.240 at just like just plundering grocery stores for all that 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:21.040 they had, Like I could determine the price of what 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.839 it was that I was feeling that month. I would 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.319 take the whole stock out of a grocery store of 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.120 whatever bottle I wanted that I liked at that time, 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.240 and they would like tank grade number ten. I was 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:36.640 notorious for tanker number ten. So I would cleaned out 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.440 all the Ralphes in like a four city area of 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.760 all the ten, and then the price would drop and 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:44.880 I clean it out again and they'd raise the price, 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.960 and then they would move it into the secured case 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.760 and then I'd find something else I liked like. But 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.319 I probably stole fifty thou dollars with a liquor in 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:57.000 my time, drank most of it, and then when I 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:58.880 got to be twenty one, I could buy it. So 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.360 then that was saying no more. That was a clean 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.320 me up a lot too, because I had already been 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.640 drinking like top shelf ship since I was seventeen. Because 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.679 I'm not gonna walk in it's still a bottle of 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.280 pop up. I'm still the best, you guy. I'm not 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.040 paying for either one while am I gonna go take 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:16.480 the risk for the crap. So so as somebody who 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.080 don't drink right, because I'm used to seeing motherfucker's drunk 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.680 and they never look appealing. I've never seen a drunk person. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.360 I was like, that's how I want to be. He's 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:28.600 seen me, but for sure, for sure, I don't understand 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:35.440 why motherfucker's around drink cheap me neither, like yak is cheap, 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.960 No cheap yak is cheap. Well, I mean obviously they 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.600 got better age. Yeah, for f y for the audience. 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:47.640 If you're drinking koon yak of any kind, or brandy 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.280 of any kind for that matter, any grape distilled oak aged, 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:55.079 if it's not EXO ten years or greater, you're cheating yourself. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.439 Don't waste your time. But but I'm gonna tell you 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:02.760 I noticed that, right, and and that's why they drink 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.240 so much of that badass ship, a piece of ship 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.840 out of you. I watch people drinking, they'd be like, 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.160 I'm like, I don't want to drink because of beverage. 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:19.640 When you drink it, it's like we call those pussies. Man, 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.400 that's how every did. Oh that's what you ought to 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.960 imagine to a mega who don't drake, never drink when 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:34.960 you watch motherfucker's drink, so you know all so so look, 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.880 so I'm trying to introduce Motherfucker's to better I'm trying 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:46.599 to introduce Motherfucker's to better liquor. So I realize you 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:50.439 can't because they've been drinking so much bad liquor that 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.920 they don't understand how to preserve a two hundred dollar 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.199 bottle of liquor. Here's what I'm gonna tell you, and 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.520 this is just my personal opinion. This is not no fact. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.680 But here's what I believe. I believe mother Motherfucker's that's drinking. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:07.079 For one, they're trying to drink. They're just drinking like 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.440 because they want a certain feeling. That's first. The next 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.160 thing will probably be budget. It's almost like cripping back 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:15.960 in the day or gang bang. I ain't gonna say 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.840 cripping this gang banging. This is why Motherfucker's was wearing Chucks. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.600 They wasn't wearing Chucks just because Chucks was the fresh world, 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:27.000 was the cheapest. Dicky Is weren't the most expensive pants. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:33.360 So with that said, I think that Okay, it's like, okay, 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:35.719 when you get to the Cone, Yeah, you get to 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.280 the Hennessey. Now it's like, okay, now it's thirty seven 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.559 dollars a bottle. You know when Nigga starting off, it 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.559 was about twenty seven, you know what I'm saying. And 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.120 at that time, it's like, I still look cool, I 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.960 still feel cool. You know, I'm still looking cool, feeling cool, 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:55.120 drinking cool with a Hennessy bottle ninety nine. I remember 0:12:55.160 --> 0:13:02.160 getting ninety nine dollar bottles? Uh, Cavosian. I'm saying I 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.839 was back when the dollar meant something. Yeah, twenty two 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:09.480 bottles in Hennessey. You know what I'm saying. So I'm 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.520 I think budgeting is a part of why you know, 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.040 is what they're drinking or two? Because the same folks 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.400 I do, I agree and I don't. But it's a 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.760 bad idea. I'm gonna tell you why it's a bad idea. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.920 So I understand it is a bad idea because the 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:30.120 problem is right. So it's two things right, it's two things. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:33.480 I don't drink. I ain't the drinking, never drink right, 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.160 that ain't my thing, but I do. I learned a 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:40.599 lot about it because everybody around me was drinking. Go 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.280 ahead for the audience, we don't have a camera here. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:46.920 I raised my hand to ask a question because, um, 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:52.480 if I were to come through with something very nice 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:56.160 and a very nice Cuban cigar, would you participate? No? 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.839 Cigars A lot is the son of a bitch. For 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:07.199 everybody listening, cigars cigars dog is like you don't even 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.400 inhale cigars for real. That's the beauty of it, The 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:15.000 why smoke it because you're not smoking it. They don't 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.679 even make it, don't make sense to non cigar smokers. 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.800 A cigar is very strong. So like there's there's two 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.560 kinds of drinkers, people who drink to get drunk. And 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.840 it's kind of source right, I went from A to 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:32.040 B for smokers. It's like you could if he moved 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.040 those smokes cigars, if he smoked the cigar. I just 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:40.160 smoked outside the way I smoked it. Nothing, no smoke 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:45.920 past the back. Moler. You know he's gonna be fucked up. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.640 It's really strong. So it's like weed. It's not like weed, 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:57.040 but it's it's far more cerebral than weed. Like I 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.320 got a good friend of mine, uh tongue in Big 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.200 c He used to smoke weed all day, every day. 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.240 It was just a degenerate loser, just a bum, a 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.320 total bum. I hope you're here this. See I'm gonna 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:09.080 sending this and seen told me this beautiful story. Some 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:10.560 guy forgot where he was. He does a lot of 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.720 private security. You probably would know him if you've seen him. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.640 But uh, some guy walked up to him and said, hey, 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:20.400 put that blunt down and handed him at bhica, which 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.280 is like the top line Cuban coheba very hard to get. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:26.880 It's a phenomenal cigar, very strong, and he smoked a 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:32.560 cigar and he's never smoked weeds since. And it's one 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.440 of those things where it's like it's a little bit 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:39.200 more body. You're totally it's it's a cognitive enhancing stimulant 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:41.480 and you get all that. Remember how back in the 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.760 day you there's people you can take a dropper of 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.440 creatine and put it under your tongue and it would 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.440 get into your system that way, the same thing as 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.800 the nicotin gets near saliva you go, he goes in 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:51.440 that way. It's like it's it's kind of like dip 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:54.000 more so, like you don't eat the dip. You just 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.840 put in your mouth and it gets there. Yeah, or 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.680 chewing tobacco, whatever it's it's it's closer to that as 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:04.680 far as a pathway goes. Then't necessarily smoking it into 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.160 your bronchial tissue and going into your blood stream that 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:10.840 way like it with a cigarette or with wheat. Yeah, 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:18.120 I just ship um. I learned a lot about alcohol, right, 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.840 I learned the brandy and the konyak theoretically is the 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.720 exact same thing, just where they're sparkling wine versus champagne. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:28.360 Sparkling wine and champagne. So the difference between kon Yak 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:32.000 and brandy is Konyak is made in this specific region 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:36.480 of France, which is called Frands. Say with armagnac, yeah, 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:40.840 army yeah um. Same thing with champagne is sparkling wine. 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.880 They're the same thing, is just made in this special 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:47.440 district in France called Champagne France. That's how they got 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:50.280 the titles. So they're the same, you know, I mean, 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.400 except because you know, the process of making them is 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:56.640 the same. But the separation really is when you start, 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.960 like Pete was saying, you start going vs O P 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.040 S exo, because then that becomes how long he's been 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:06.000 sitting in the barrel. And that's important because if you're 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:10.080 oak aging anything, whether it be scotch, rump, tequila, or cognac, 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.960 those are generally like it's scotch any whiskey, you know, 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:18.840 and it's barrel aged. Uh, vodka origin is not barrel aged. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.600 That's how many times distilled. You'll see like like rocking 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.760 out his grapes five times distilled, but like smearing office 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.600 three times distilled. The longer that you age something and 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:30.960 oak the impurities infused into the oak and out of 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:34.000 the base of the liquor before you run it through, 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:37.440 which is why when you get the better liquor. Yeah, 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:40.399 it's gonna burn to some degree. You're still talking. You know, 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:46.560 alcohol content, but a lot of those small complex toxins, 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:53.280 it's not. It's less that the because they be so cheap. 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:58.320 The cheap liquor for the degree to which it burns 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:02.600 less when you're drinking it, it's way less when you 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.119 wake up the next morning. Oh, that's part of what 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:09.520 it is. For sure. For sure, if I drank I 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:14.399 would only drink stuff that's been aged. Of course. Right now, 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:19.320 we got some blue label Johnny Walker, Amen Scott. When 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:23.639 you say we who is that? Where it's at the house? 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:29.560 Where's that house we're pulling up? I buy a lot 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.879 of I buy a lot of liquor. I gotta, I gotta. 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.840 It would go great with that. I just have the 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:42.360 water I just have. I got I got Uncle Forty's 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:47.760 called a good host. I got Uncle forties exo infrigerator. 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:51.240 Right now, where's the fridge? Right there? You're pointing it 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:54.760 in a studio and a young gentleman's outside of the 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:57.800 hold up, I'll go get it for you. We're gonna 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:06.879 pause this real quick. I had the greatest setup of 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:10.639 all time. Like, this is kind of one of the 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:14.520 things where I learned about profiling, because like obviously, like 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.080 when I would go to l A When, especially when 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.280 I was younger, if I was on Long Beach Boulevard, 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:21.600 if I was on Century or somewhere where it was 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:26.399 hold I would get this is gonna be too bad. Um, 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:28.600 I would get pulled over, you know, they thought I 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:32.200 was trying to get prostitutes or drugs. Well, when I 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:34.360 was in Newport when I was sixteen seventeen, if you're 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.960 young and widen in a car, they're pulling you over 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:40.280 because that you're probably you're If you're not a d 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:42.320 y case and you're an m I P you're something, 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:44.720 you're you're the greatest likelihood of them getting something out 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.640 of the time. So I was like, well, how can 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:52.040 I drive around and beat these motherfucker's because I want 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:54.480 I'm gonna drink and I'm gonna drive, but I'm not 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.600 gonna get in trouble. Like those are three things that 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:01.159 I can promise you. This is don't listen, Please, do 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:04.120 not listen to this horrible not to do is white 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.000 and white people could get away with anything. Remember I 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:08.520 got a lot of white friends didn't get away with 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.720 this ship. That's why I'm the best. Okay, So back 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:12.879 to the point. So I got the forty V S 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:15.240 O P. You're gonna try it? I mean you, I 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:17.560 don't know if you get so. I just said XO 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.000 or better? What did I just say that? Oh? Yeah, 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:23.640 this is this right here. This is called statutory rape. 0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:26.960 It's too young. Oh I feel the same way. It's 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:29.399 too young. So that's the thing. So x SO is 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:32.720 XO is ten years. It takes a grape ten years. 0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:36.520 If you're gonna have it with a spirit, it doesn't 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:41.000 take a ten years necessarily, but it takes a grape 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:43.280 ten years. It takes Scotch. It's got to be at 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:46.719 least twelve fifteen years. And rum's gotta be double digits. 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:50.600 What's the oldest liquor you've ever tasted? Oh? God? Oh 0:20:50.800 --> 0:20:54.159 you know what? I taught some other guys down in uh, 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:58.480 Orange County, how to you know, get things for free? 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:01.200 When I was younger and we were big fans of 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:03.960 soul and in the rest of the country when you're 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:07.200 not white, that's called steel. Go ahead, that's one way 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:10.320 of looking at it. That's one way get things without 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:14.200 paying for them. So these gentlemen, um, gentlemen as they were, 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:17.240 they had gone a little too far with it. But 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:19.840 they went into a house and cleaned it up. And 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:27.600 so to translation, they flocked the house. It's called flock flock, 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:34.240 that's correct. Um. But in typical Godfather fashion, they paid 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:37.359 me their tribute. So the tribute that I received was 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:40.680 a bottle of ray Martin Louis thirteen, which is I 0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:45.119 believe a fifty year age grade. I want to say fifty. 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:48.560 But anyways, it's it's a long time. The gap between 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:54.160 that ramy and or vs OP and that stupid ugly 0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:57.720 green bottle, that horse ship, it's a whole another universe. 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:00.200 It is a whole nother. Like the gap between V 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:04.440 S O P and XO is palpable. The gap between 0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:13.440 XO and that is unmistakable, unmistakable. That and that would 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:16.800 be the oldest because once it hits the glass, there's 0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:19.359 no more. It's like it's not like wine. Wine you 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:24.360 can age in a bottle and and you can uh yeah, 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:29.000 you can flourish. Once it's once a koonak hits the glass, 0:22:29.160 --> 0:22:30.600 that's the end of the process. Once it's out of 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:34.119 the oak, there's no more. So that would be it. 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:37.840 I mean, you couldn't. You couldn't have that bottle. It's 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:39.919 not aging anymore. Now you could you can. I can 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:42.000 drink that And when I was nineties could be the 0:22:42.119 --> 0:22:44.240 same thing it is today. The same thing is today. 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:47.240 And this is so tequila has the same type of 0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:50.359 aging process. It's the titles of it. Um. Yeah, you 0:22:50.480 --> 0:22:55.159 got usually blancos or the cheapest and you've got and 0:22:55.240 --> 0:22:59.480 you've got those press that's that's a that's a pedophilia. Yeah, 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:04.600 so dragon blanco, that's pedophilia, right. Reposato they put the 0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:09.960 rape and reposo, Yeah, yeah, that's that's strateutory rage. You know, 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:12.119 that's like a high that's that's like a high school 0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:14.280 senior who's eight team but still in twelfth grade. It's 0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:16.720 not it's not illegal, but it's not classy. It's not 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:19.159 classy at all. And where do you want to be? 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:22.639 That's that that's they put the hole in on yahoe. 0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:26.040 That's what I'm talking about. That's what that's what we're 0:23:26.040 --> 0:23:30.960 gonna knock. That's that's when I go get liquor for everybody. Yeah, 0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:33.560 I'm gonna stop right out of the nahole. I only 0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:35.560 got that because they have x SO for forty ship. 0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:38.600 I only try to fits up to me. I'm coming 0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:41.000