Speaker 1: I watched people drinking, they'd be like, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to drink because of beverage. When you drink
Speaker 1: it is like we call those pussies that. It was
Speaker 1: hard to be. No, you're not lying at all. I
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about all this, you know, but not
Speaker 1: just it's you know what you're talking about. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's just it's funny how much it you can hear, Like, right,
Speaker 1: we could be doing the podcast because I could hear
Speaker 1: I can hear the computer humming. I could hear that
Speaker 1: that freshener over there bubbling, certainly the right, So I
Speaker 1: have to turn the A C down off. No, no,
Speaker 1: you ain't gotta turn it off. That's all kind of
Speaker 1: aboudy here that except me does um is it doesn't
Speaker 1: need to have something in there? Will it burn itself
Speaker 1: out if there's not a fluid in there, it's fluid
Speaker 1: in there. That's obviously the bubbling yea um. But one
Speaker 1: time when that girl was here, it was steam oh
Speaker 1: yeah for some read Oh if you change the sentence
Speaker 1: and ship they come out. Yeah, what happened to her?
Speaker 1: Our official co host, I said, don't come back. You
Speaker 1: know it's no six months and here we are. She's
Speaker 1: here at the last week of every month. So next
Speaker 1: week got you. So instead of first Sundays, it's more
Speaker 1: like last Tuesdays something like that. So no silings GL,
Speaker 1: no seilings GL. My man, Peter, we got Uncle Muke
Speaker 1: in the spot You Feel Me Toxic Masculinity Day recorded
Speaker 1: about four or five weeks, so toxic. They had to
Speaker 1: go to rehap so toxic. Somebody had to to rehappen. Hey,
Speaker 1: they've been telling this live, man, have been telling the toxic.
Speaker 1: I can't go on Uncle move they got you block
Speaker 1: your punishment. This is what they do to me. Man.
Speaker 1: If I ever went live, I'd be banned too. That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. Um. So you know what's funny. I couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out what we was gonna talk about. But I
Speaker 1: got a good subject. What's that? I got a good idea.
Speaker 1: So Mook had been on his whole tangent where he
Speaker 1: wasn't drinking. Yeah right, and he was like he was
Speaker 1: in the season. Man, he was running. He was starting
Speaker 1: to look like Jerry Rice is something he building working
Speaker 1: out and everything. Then he pop up in this motherfucker
Speaker 1: today with the tequila. So what happened? Well, my tequillah
Speaker 1: never you see, it's an off day for me at work.
Speaker 1: Got you? Got you? Yeah? So the first, the first,
Speaker 1: the first, Uh, I did like forty forty four days
Speaker 1: or something like that without with no liquor, no nothing.
Speaker 1: Then working out horror. So I'm still working out. I'm
Speaker 1: still on that. But now you're just cutting it with Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a stick. I'm off day though it's a recovery day.
Speaker 1: There you go, and tequila helps, but I must work.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go that for it's helping nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: just it's helping my brain. Man, you just more relaxed.
Speaker 1: There you go. I don't understand how you drink that
Speaker 1: ship like I don't. I don't. I don't know mooset life.
Speaker 1: I can talk about my life. How how did you
Speaker 1: end up I drinking to say, like I have like
Speaker 1: had a dreaming problem, Like I was notorious for how
Speaker 1: much I used to drink, like among among white people
Speaker 1: who drank, like people would not like, don't go sit
Speaker 1: down and drink with him because that'll that'll shut out
Speaker 1: your lights. And it was you know a couple of
Speaker 1: friends that I knew growing up. We had like older
Speaker 1: brothers in college, you know, it's just cool. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: they all started drinking like the ninth grade. So I
Speaker 1: don't really drink like the eleventh grade. But it took
Speaker 1: me a about a week and a half before it
Speaker 1: was just like a little out of hand, and I
Speaker 1: looked like I was twelve till about I was twenty seven.
Speaker 1: So you know, MacArthur Park, you can go get the
Speaker 1: fake I d s well. I was the only person
Speaker 1: from where I grew up that wasn't scared to get
Speaker 1: out of the car. So we used to go up
Speaker 1: there and they would send me up there to get
Speaker 1: out and go deal with people, you know, on the sidewalks.
Speaker 1: So I had a fake idea all the time, which
Speaker 1: was ridiculous because it was just like such a joke
Speaker 1: to bring, you know, to a liquor store in Coasta
Speaker 1: Masa or some ship and trying to find a Mexican
Speaker 1: with a lazy eye on Nineteenth Street that don't know
Speaker 1: how to read. I found him, you know, But like
Speaker 1: that fifth of tequila. I drink a fifth a night,
Speaker 1: every night, six nights a week, for for a long
Speaker 1: long time, and I would drive everybody home. I would
Speaker 1: get pulled over and whatever. It was nothing. And if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for track, I probably would have had a
Speaker 1: lot of problems because I wasn't because I still had
Speaker 1: to get to college. So I would drink from June
Speaker 1: to December hard, and I'd be like, funk, man, we
Speaker 1: got a meet in like two weeks. I better like
Speaker 1: straighten this ship out. And if you know, cost me
Speaker 1: a lot of money what I did from June to December,
Speaker 1: because you know, preseason matters, but when you're nineteen twenty
Speaker 1: and you don't feel it that much, I mean I would.
Speaker 1: There were days we'd have a couple of Saturday practices
Speaker 1: because the coach was mad at me, so he make
Speaker 1: everybody show up on Saturdays, and I would show up.
Speaker 1: A couple of times. I was like fall asleep in
Speaker 1: the car and throw up on myself and wake up
Speaker 1: and like put on yesterday's shorts and show up practice.
Speaker 1: I have vomit on my shirt. I just run or
Speaker 1: we aren't gonna know with no shirt today, and everybody
Speaker 1: else would be you know, okay, we gonna get on
Speaker 1: the line. We're gonna ru until Peter hates himself. Well,
Speaker 1: I I already do so we don't need that. So
Speaker 1: everybody else would throw up and hate themselves. But I
Speaker 1: already threw up, so I would just run everybody else
Speaker 1: into the ground. And I didn't give a fuck, Like
Speaker 1: I was just wired differently than a lot of people
Speaker 1: down there. Even when I would go even when I
Speaker 1: got out of like Orange County, like I went to
Speaker 1: Dallas my freshman yor of college, there was some guys
Speaker 1: from like St. Louis and Atlanta or whatever the funk else.
Speaker 1: They was like, man, bro, you got hard, You're like unbreakable.
Speaker 1: I just didn't give a that was what they said.
Speaker 1: That wasn't what I said, laughing. But how did it
Speaker 1: happen to you? Move? The drinking? Yeah? For me, Shit,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a couple of ways. Man. First I was
Speaker 1: smoking weed. I just smoke weed a lot. Then I
Speaker 1: never even liked liquor really. And what happened was it's
Speaker 1: college though it's the same. You know, college got me.
Speaker 1: College got me when I went to college, and I'm
Speaker 1: talking about j C. I ain't talking about going to
Speaker 1: the university. When I went to j C. Niggas was nigga.
Speaker 1: That's what happened when you started partying. Niggas was drinking
Speaker 1: and smoking. Niggas was drinking and smoking. So once I
Speaker 1: got ahold of it, and I'm like, damn, this ship
Speaker 1: is cool. It didn't it made me feel cool. Obviously
Speaker 1: when I first started, I wasn't fucked up to the
Speaker 1: point of not being able to control myself. Did you
Speaker 1: start smoking weed in high school before you started drinking
Speaker 1: in college? Yeah? I started smoking third seven years I
Speaker 1: once in my life. Yeah, yeah, I started smoking first.
Speaker 1: So what happened was like we weed to dude. For me,
Speaker 1: I can't speak for everybody. For me, we was having
Speaker 1: me laid back, so laid back sometimes to where like
Speaker 1: niggas are getting conversation and I just still be laid back,
Speaker 1: like I don't give I was like that with alcohol
Speaker 1: though alcohol alcohol for me, it's crazy. For me, it
Speaker 1: like kep kept me. It kept me more alert, especially
Speaker 1: when I was in college, like I was still alert.
Speaker 1: I'm having a good time. He gave me a cool
Speaker 1: little feel. But I felt, now I don't know what
Speaker 1: I presented. I felt that I could keep I can
Speaker 1: navigate through situations better off off the liquor. So I'll
Speaker 1: be off the liquor and homies and be we we
Speaker 1: we were going out, and I'm like, man, this ship
Speaker 1: is cool. Right here, man, this ship is cool. And
Speaker 1: then I just started working with like of course these
Speaker 1: songs busting rhymes passed as you actually passed the crevosy
Speaker 1: at that point, right, But see that was it is
Speaker 1: a catchy melody. I didn't even pass it. See it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you passed it to yourself. I showed
Speaker 1: up with it and left passycler. No, he said he
Speaker 1: bought him. He just wasn't shast I was buying him
Speaker 1: when I'm not passing it to other people. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: just we was knocking them down. Man. They took my
Speaker 1: idea at one spot, and I was like, well this
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. So I just got really really really good
Speaker 1: at just like just plundering grocery stores for all that
Speaker 1: they had, Like I could determine the price of what
Speaker 1: it was that I was feeling that month. I would
Speaker 1: take the whole stock out of a grocery store of
Speaker 1: whatever bottle I wanted that I liked at that time,
Speaker 1: and they would like tank grade number ten. I was
Speaker 1: notorious for tanker number ten. So I would cleaned out
Speaker 1: all the Ralphes in like a four city area of
Speaker 1: all the ten, and then the price would drop and
Speaker 1: I clean it out again and they'd raise the price,
Speaker 1: and then they would move it into the secured case
Speaker 1: and then I'd find something else I liked like. But
Speaker 1: I probably stole fifty thou dollars with a liquor in
Speaker 1: my time, drank most of it, and then when I
Speaker 1: got to be twenty one, I could buy it. So
Speaker 1: then that was saying no more. That was a clean
Speaker 1: me up a lot too, because I had already been
Speaker 1: drinking like top shelf ship since I was seventeen. Because
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna walk in it's still a bottle of
Speaker 1: pop up. I'm still the best, you guy. I'm not
Speaker 1: paying for either one while am I gonna go take
Speaker 1: the risk for the crap. So so as somebody who
Speaker 1: don't drink right, because I'm used to seeing motherfucker's drunk
Speaker 1: and they never look appealing. I've never seen a drunk person.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's how I want to be. He's
Speaker 1: seen me, but for sure, for sure, I don't understand
Speaker 1: why motherfucker's around drink cheap me neither, like yak is cheap,
Speaker 1: No cheap yak is cheap. Well, I mean obviously they
Speaker 1: got better age. Yeah, for f y for the audience.
Speaker 1: If you're drinking koon yak of any kind, or brandy
Speaker 1: of any kind for that matter, any grape distilled oak aged,
Speaker 1: if it's not EXO ten years or greater, you're cheating yourself.
Speaker 1: Don't waste your time. But but I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: I noticed that, right, and and that's why they drink
Speaker 1: so much of that badass ship, a piece of ship
Speaker 1: out of you. I watch people drinking, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to drink because of beverage.
Speaker 1: When you drink it, it's like we call those pussies. Man,
Speaker 1: that's how every did. Oh that's what you ought to
Speaker 1: imagine to a mega who don't drake, never drink when
Speaker 1: you watch motherfucker's drink, so you know all so so look,
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to introduce Motherfucker's to better I'm trying
Speaker 1: to introduce Motherfucker's to better liquor. So I realize you
Speaker 1: can't because they've been drinking so much bad liquor that
Speaker 1: they don't understand how to preserve a two hundred dollar
Speaker 1: bottle of liquor. Here's what I'm gonna tell you, and
Speaker 1: this is just my personal opinion. This is not no fact.
Speaker 1: But here's what I believe. I believe mother Motherfucker's that's drinking.
Speaker 1: For one, they're trying to drink. They're just drinking like
Speaker 1: because they want a certain feeling. That's first. The next
Speaker 1: thing will probably be budget. It's almost like cripping back
Speaker 1: in the day or gang bang. I ain't gonna say
Speaker 1: cripping this gang banging. This is why Motherfucker's was wearing Chucks.
Speaker 1: They wasn't wearing Chucks just because Chucks was the fresh world,
Speaker 1: was the cheapest. Dicky Is weren't the most expensive pants.
Speaker 1: So with that said, I think that Okay, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: when you get to the Cone, Yeah, you get to
Speaker 1: the Hennessey. Now it's like, okay, now it's thirty seven
Speaker 1: dollars a bottle. You know when Nigga starting off, it
Speaker 1: was about twenty seven, you know what I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: at that time, it's like, I still look cool, I
Speaker 1: still feel cool. You know, I'm still looking cool, feeling cool,
Speaker 1: drinking cool with a Hennessy bottle ninety nine. I remember
Speaker 1: getting ninety nine dollar bottles? Uh, Cavosian. I'm saying I
Speaker 1: was back when the dollar meant something. Yeah, twenty two
Speaker 1: bottles in Hennessey. You know what I'm saying. So I'm
Speaker 1: I think budgeting is a part of why you know,
Speaker 1: is what they're drinking or two? Because the same folks
Speaker 1: I do, I agree and I don't. But it's a
Speaker 1: bad idea. I'm gonna tell you why it's a bad idea.
Speaker 1: So I understand it is a bad idea because the
Speaker 1: problem is right. So it's two things right, it's two things.
Speaker 1: I don't drink. I ain't the drinking, never drink right,
Speaker 1: that ain't my thing, but I do. I learned a
Speaker 1: lot about it because everybody around me was drinking. Go
Speaker 1: ahead for the audience, we don't have a camera here.
Speaker 1: I raised my hand to ask a question because, um,
Speaker 1: if I were to come through with something very nice
Speaker 1: and a very nice Cuban cigar, would you participate? No?
Speaker 1: Cigars A lot is the son of a bitch. For
Speaker 1: everybody listening, cigars cigars dog is like you don't even
Speaker 1: inhale cigars for real. That's the beauty of it, The
Speaker 1: why smoke it because you're not smoking it. They don't
Speaker 1: even make it, don't make sense to non cigar smokers.
Speaker 1: A cigar is very strong. So like there's there's two
Speaker 1: kinds of drinkers, people who drink to get drunk. And
Speaker 1: it's kind of source right, I went from A to
Speaker 1: B for smokers. It's like you could if he moved
Speaker 1: those smokes cigars, if he smoked the cigar. I just
Speaker 1: smoked outside the way I smoked it. Nothing, no smoke
Speaker 1: past the back. Moler. You know he's gonna be fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's really strong. So it's like weed. It's not like weed,
Speaker 1: but it's it's far more cerebral than weed. Like I
Speaker 1: got a good friend of mine, uh tongue in Big
Speaker 1: c He used to smoke weed all day, every day.
Speaker 1: It was just a degenerate loser, just a bum, a
Speaker 1: total bum. I hope you're here this. See I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sending this and seen told me this beautiful story. Some
Speaker 1: guy forgot where he was. He does a lot of
Speaker 1: private security. You probably would know him if you've seen him.
Speaker 1: But uh, some guy walked up to him and said, hey,
Speaker 1: put that blunt down and handed him at bhica, which
Speaker 1: is like the top line Cuban coheba very hard to get.
Speaker 1: It's a phenomenal cigar, very strong, and he smoked a
Speaker 1: cigar and he's never smoked weeds since. And it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where it's like it's a little bit
Speaker 1: more body. You're totally it's it's a cognitive enhancing stimulant
Speaker 1: and you get all that. Remember how back in the
Speaker 1: day you there's people you can take a dropper of
Speaker 1: creatine and put it under your tongue and it would
Speaker 1: get into your system that way, the same thing as
Speaker 1: the nicotin gets near saliva you go, he goes in
Speaker 1: that way. It's like it's it's kind of like dip
Speaker 1: more so, like you don't eat the dip. You just
Speaker 1: put in your mouth and it gets there. Yeah, or
Speaker 1: chewing tobacco, whatever it's it's it's closer to that as
Speaker 1: far as a pathway goes. Then't necessarily smoking it into
Speaker 1: your bronchial tissue and going into your blood stream that
Speaker 1: way like it with a cigarette or with wheat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just ship um. I learned a lot about alcohol, right,
Speaker 1: I learned the brandy and the konyak theoretically is the
Speaker 1: exact same thing, just where they're sparkling wine versus champagne.
Speaker 1: Sparkling wine and champagne. So the difference between kon Yak
Speaker 1: and brandy is Konyak is made in this specific region
Speaker 1: of France, which is called Frands. Say with armagnac, yeah,
Speaker 1: army yeah um. Same thing with champagne is sparkling wine.
Speaker 1: They're the same thing, is just made in this special
Speaker 1: district in France called Champagne France. That's how they got
Speaker 1: the titles. So they're the same, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: except because you know, the process of making them is
Speaker 1: the same. But the separation really is when you start,
Speaker 1: like Pete was saying, you start going vs O P
Speaker 1: S exo, because then that becomes how long he's been
Speaker 1: sitting in the barrel. And that's important because if you're
Speaker 1: oak aging anything, whether it be scotch, rump, tequila, or cognac,
Speaker 1: those are generally like it's scotch any whiskey, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's barrel aged. Uh, vodka origin is not barrel aged.
Speaker 1: That's how many times distilled. You'll see like like rocking
Speaker 1: out his grapes five times distilled, but like smearing office
Speaker 1: three times distilled. The longer that you age something and
Speaker 1: oak the impurities infused into the oak and out of
Speaker 1: the base of the liquor before you run it through,
Speaker 1: which is why when you get the better liquor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna burn to some degree. You're still talking. You know,
Speaker 1: alcohol content, but a lot of those small complex toxins,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's less that the because they be so cheap.
Speaker 1: The cheap liquor for the degree to which it burns
Speaker 1: less when you're drinking it, it's way less when you
Speaker 1: wake up the next morning. Oh, that's part of what
Speaker 1: it is. For sure. For sure, if I drank I
Speaker 1: would only drink stuff that's been aged. Of course. Right now,
Speaker 1: we got some blue label Johnny Walker, Amen Scott. When
Speaker 1: you say we who is that? Where it's at the house?
Speaker 1: Where's that house we're pulling up? I buy a lot
Speaker 1: of I buy a lot of liquor. I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 1: It would go great with that. I just have the
Speaker 1: water I just have. I got I got Uncle Forty's
Speaker 1: called a good host. I got Uncle forties exo infrigerator.
Speaker 1: Right now, where's the fridge? Right there? You're pointing it
Speaker 1: in a studio and a young gentleman's outside of the
Speaker 1: hold up, I'll go get it for you. We're gonna
Speaker 1: pause this real quick. I had the greatest setup of
Speaker 1: all time. Like, this is kind of one of the
Speaker 1: things where I learned about profiling, because like obviously, like
Speaker 1: when I would go to l A When, especially when
Speaker 1: I was younger, if I was on Long Beach Boulevard,
Speaker 1: if I was on Century or somewhere where it was
Speaker 1: hold I would get this is gonna be too bad. Um,
Speaker 1: I would get pulled over, you know, they thought I
Speaker 1: was trying to get prostitutes or drugs. Well, when I
Speaker 1: was in Newport when I was sixteen seventeen, if you're
Speaker 1: young and widen in a car, they're pulling you over
Speaker 1: because that you're probably you're If you're not a d
Speaker 1: y case and you're an m I P you're something,
Speaker 1: you're you're the greatest likelihood of them getting something out
Speaker 1: of the time. So I was like, well, how can
Speaker 1: I drive around and beat these motherfucker's because I want
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink and I'm gonna drive, but I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble. Like those are three things that
Speaker 1: I can promise you. This is don't listen, Please, do
Speaker 1: not listen to this horrible not to do is white
Speaker 1: and white people could get away with anything. Remember I
Speaker 1: got a lot of white friends didn't get away with
Speaker 1: this ship. That's why I'm the best. Okay, So back
Speaker 1: to the point. So I got the forty V S
Speaker 1: O P. You're gonna try it? I mean you, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you get so. I just said XO
Speaker 1: or better? What did I just say that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this right here. This is called statutory rape.
Speaker 1: It's too young. Oh I feel the same way. It's
Speaker 1: too young. So that's the thing. So x SO is
Speaker 1: XO is ten years. It takes a grape ten years.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna have it with a spirit, it doesn't
Speaker 1: take a ten years necessarily, but it takes a grape
Speaker 1: ten years. It takes Scotch. It's got to be at
Speaker 1: least twelve fifteen years. And rum's gotta be double digits.
Speaker 1: What's the oldest liquor you've ever tasted? Oh? God? Oh
Speaker 1: you know what? I taught some other guys down in uh,
Speaker 1: Orange County, how to you know, get things for free?
Speaker 1: When I was younger and we were big fans of
Speaker 1: soul and in the rest of the country when you're
Speaker 1: not white, that's called steel. Go ahead, that's one way
Speaker 1: of looking at it. That's one way get things without
Speaker 1: paying for them. So these gentlemen, um, gentlemen as they were,
Speaker 1: they had gone a little too far with it. But
Speaker 1: they went into a house and cleaned it up. And
Speaker 1: so to translation, they flocked the house. It's called flock flock,
Speaker 1: that's correct. Um. But in typical Godfather fashion, they paid
Speaker 1: me their tribute. So the tribute that I received was
Speaker 1: a bottle of ray Martin Louis thirteen, which is I
Speaker 1: believe a fifty year age grade. I want to say fifty.
Speaker 1: But anyways, it's it's a long time. The gap between
Speaker 1: that ramy and or vs OP and that stupid ugly
Speaker 1: green bottle, that horse ship, it's a whole another universe.
Speaker 1: It is a whole nother. Like the gap between V
Speaker 1: S O P and XO is palpable. The gap between
Speaker 1: XO and that is unmistakable, unmistakable. That and that would
Speaker 1: be the oldest because once it hits the glass, there's
Speaker 1: no more. It's like it's not like wine. Wine you
Speaker 1: can age in a bottle and and you can uh yeah,
Speaker 1: you can flourish. Once it's once a koonak hits the glass,
Speaker 1: that's the end of the process. Once it's out of
Speaker 1: the oak, there's no more. So that would be it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you couldn't. You couldn't have that bottle. It's
Speaker 1: not aging anymore. Now you could you can. I can
Speaker 1: drink that And when I was nineties could be the
Speaker 1: same thing it is today. The same thing is today.
Speaker 1: And this is so tequila has the same type of
Speaker 1: aging process. It's the titles of it. Um. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got usually blancos or the cheapest and you've got and
Speaker 1: you've got those press that's that's a that's a pedophilia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so dragon blanco, that's pedophilia, right. Reposato they put the
Speaker 1: rape and reposo, Yeah, yeah, that's that's strateutory rage. You know,
Speaker 1: that's like a high that's that's like a high school
Speaker 1: senior who's eight team but still in twelfth grade. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not illegal, but it's not classy. It's not
Speaker 1: classy at all. And where do you want to be?
Speaker 1: That's that that's they put the hole in on yahoe.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That's what that's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna knock. That's that's when I go get liquor for everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop right out of the nahole. I only
Speaker 1: got that because they have x SO for forty ship.
Speaker 1: I only try to fits up to me. I'm coming
Speaker 1: back with none, but x SO I'm coming back with
Speaker 1: nothing but a nail. I'm coming back with none. Everything
Speaker 1: I funk with got to at least be older than
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. At least got to be college, like
Speaker 1: you might have graduated college, you're in grad school type
Speaker 1: age liquor to start and shout out to the Licks
Speaker 1: and tash for x SO experience. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a very spiring album and it absolutely absolutely so that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah so, But I think that's the point I always
Speaker 1: tell everybody. I'm like, Yo, you're drinking as bad ship
Speaker 1: because you ain't paid for it. If you paid thirteen dollars,
Speaker 1: you feel drink it off because it costs thirteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Now you pay a hundred and fifty dollars for a
Speaker 1: bottle two, like it's budget. You know a lot of
Speaker 1: folks they can afford it. They're just because they don't
Speaker 1: take much to get there. But they can't afford it sometimes.
Speaker 1: But what I mean is they can afford it, but
Speaker 1: it's like they want to drink it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I can afford it, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to get a big goat. I don't supersize my
Speaker 1: meal because I want to eat half my fries. I
Speaker 1: superfrized the meal because I want to eat the whole.
Speaker 1: I love fries. I want to eat all the fries
Speaker 1: and all that, and I want to rin all the drink.
Speaker 1: You see, that's the weird part. If I get so
Speaker 1: if I get some liquor, you want to drink the
Speaker 1: whole by the on in time. That's ridiculous, my thing, though,
Speaker 1: you're better off, that's the point. You're just telling. Most
Speaker 1: people's point when they're drinking is I didn't you don't
Speaker 1: gotta look at you could actually help. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: a real bro brandy. Their motherfucker's broke. They cannot leave.
Speaker 1: If if if it got litor love her name, by
Speaker 1: the way, that's just listen. If it's the party is
Speaker 1: not over, well, that's that's true. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: people like that though, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: that's that's what you get the problem that is not
Speaker 1: to get drunk. So every time you buy so every
Speaker 1: time you buy a two leader, you like, let me
Speaker 1: drink all the solda. That's my that's my point. Like
Speaker 1: it's not soda. Yeah, I get a liquor. If I
Speaker 1: do get liquor, Yeah, I got liquor to be drunk
Speaker 1: when I can't. When I can't when I get a
Speaker 1: two Leader. No, I get that to quench. And that
Speaker 1: needs to change in your life. You need to quench
Speaker 1: that that. But see, well, old school cats, and I
Speaker 1: remember this. One of my other cousins told brought this
Speaker 1: to my attention. That's why older cats used to just
Speaker 1: have what you was called a nightcap, which they would
Speaker 1: pour the liquor in the cap, take the shot, boom.
Speaker 1: That was enough for them to relax in the evening time. Now,
Speaker 1: whether that was some made up dumbass story, it made
Speaker 1: sense to me because it's like, yeah, a nightcap, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. You're not trying to kill yourself. You just
Speaker 1: take a nightcap, boom, put in the cap. So you
Speaker 1: said it was the original night quill. But niggas, we
Speaker 1: ain't doing that. Niggas is gonna We're gonna take the
Speaker 1: ship to the next level every time, so it ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be no nightcaps night bottle night. That's my thing
Speaker 1: though it's like to me, it was life changing for me,
Speaker 1: and I mean that fundamentally, like in the classical sense
Speaker 1: when I went from going All right, if my monthly
Speaker 1: budget is two hundred dollars or three dollars, let's stay
Speaker 1: three hundred a little more. It's a hat tip to
Speaker 1: my man over here. But I could buy ten bottles
Speaker 1: of ship or two bottles of heaven. You're better off
Speaker 1: as a group as whatever, show up with one leader
Speaker 1: of ace ship instead of showing up with ten leaders
Speaker 1: that ship. Here's the deal, all right, And I feel
Speaker 1: what you're saying, for sure, I do. But here's what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen you. You you spend two on the bottle,
Speaker 1: you show up with that, right, motherfucker's gonna drink it
Speaker 1: so fast you only might get one glass. Have to
Speaker 1: discipline them. No, But I'm just telling you I'm moucker
Speaker 1: gonna get mad and be like y'all, I had more
Speaker 1: to ship than I had and I'm the one spent
Speaker 1: two three. I'm just telling you that type of ship
Speaker 1: with us it turns into that. You know why, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you where my drink and I had. Everything comes
Speaker 1: back to women because if I show up with a
Speaker 1: hundred dollar bottle of the best, run of the best
Speaker 1: is a cop on the market's a hundred and fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: it's sugarcane based, it's it's aged eighteen twenty years. The
Speaker 1: first ten sluts get their hands on it inna pour
Speaker 1: it all over pineapple juice and not know the fucking difference,
Speaker 1: and they're what's ruining society. You need to have a
Speaker 1: clear understanding. Hey, look, we're gonna put this straight in
Speaker 1: the glass and we're not gonna touch it and drinking
Speaker 1: slow and appreciate what's going on. And by the time
Speaker 1: you drink it a little slower and appreciate what's going on.
Speaker 1: You don't need to be so ship faced you can't
Speaker 1: feel your feet anymore. I'm gonna tell you this. You
Speaker 1: could try that move. Everybody can try that move with
Speaker 1: the brother with fellas. Fellas can do that. Fellas can
Speaker 1: do that and say, you know what, Look, you brought
Speaker 1: that bottle boom, it's to drink. That would be every Sunday,
Speaker 1: so you can come back next Sunday until we finish
Speaker 1: it and then we get another one like Fellas could
Speaker 1: do that exactly. You take that ship to some ship
Speaker 1: with any women there, it ain't gonna happen. It just
Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen. The pineapple juice will ruin everything. Like
Speaker 1: it wasn't a joke. Kevin Hartson says, pineapples. You know,
Speaker 1: stop pineapples. This is true. At the bar, pineapples stop.
Speaker 1: No one's putting a hundred and fifty dollar bottle of
Speaker 1: Martel on pineapples but out. But I figured out what
Speaker 1: it is though. See consistently with black folks in my community.
Speaker 1: And I hate to meet this because you're a white
Speaker 1: person and I don't like telling you getting money. That's
Speaker 1: why I wasn't. Here's nothing we're all really, there's no
Speaker 1: White people don't have a universal drinking problem. Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: but that's not that's not what I'm talking about. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, see, because black faith, black fold been
Speaker 1: the face of poor people around this country. There's some
Speaker 1: social issues that's happening, right that are relative to economic
Speaker 1: This is just this part of the same oppression right
Speaker 1: of this country. Right, So you buy a cheap liquor, right,
Speaker 1: and you gotta mix it because it's cheap. Of course,
Speaker 1: you don't even know what I'm telling you, as most
Speaker 1: black fat like Hennessy, regular bullshit, asked Hennessy. They call
Speaker 1: it vs. Very special and nothing special. Pedophile, very very unfortunate.
Speaker 1: You drag a pedophile liquor. I got a question here.
Speaker 1: And the first time I you over there, just over
Speaker 1: there indulging in that little baby. They just finished that.
Speaker 1: They just stepped out. I got the back yard and
Speaker 1: brought that in part up for you right now. That
Speaker 1: thing ain't had a day. No, that's that's think about it, Blanco.
Speaker 1: They made that ship in the bathtub right now and
Speaker 1: put in the story. You got the hall. If I drink,
Speaker 1: you would have to hold my ship because at least
Speaker 1: I'm talking about college. I'm doing good enough to at
Speaker 1: least I'm twenty years of better. I at least because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be drinking it every fifteen seconds. I'd be
Speaker 1: hitting shot at talking about discipline and drinking. Like like
Speaker 1: I said, man, you're talking about people coming over having
Speaker 1: one shot. It's like black folks with steaks. I got
Speaker 1: a rap line in a song I had a rap
Speaker 1: line in the song, uh, I took her on a
Speaker 1: bad date. No, look, I took her on a bomb date.
Speaker 1: If you order well done, no, no, I took the
Speaker 1: best to get a bomb steak. If you order well done,
Speaker 1: it's our last date. Do not come into motherfucker and
Speaker 1: get this hundred dollars steak well done. The worst feeling
Speaker 1: in the world if you take if you take a
Speaker 1: woman somewhere and listen, Brad, it's really important. Stop eating
Speaker 1: well done steaks. You know, if a steak, you know,
Speaker 1: if a steak is nasty because you need a one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the waffle house steak and special. I love
Speaker 1: it at three in the morning. Been there, done that
Speaker 1: a million perfect. But we're not doing that at Taylor's.
Speaker 1: Like like, but again, that's what they keep doing to
Speaker 1: that liquor. That liquld be so bad. You gotta mix
Speaker 1: that ship with everything, just like that steak. Theaby getting
Speaker 1: that that. You know, want to lick salt off your
Speaker 1: thumb and have a Lineman ship. Then you got the
Speaker 1: wrong tequila. You don't have the right process. You have
Speaker 1: the wrong tequila. If you ask me, it's important thing
Speaker 1: to know, you know, back in the day, you appreciate this.
Speaker 1: This is probably well. I've I'm an old man now,
Speaker 1: so you know, maybe twelve years ago I developed a
Speaker 1: process and it included what was what was ratchet test
Speaker 1: number one, and it happened in a very awkward situation.
Speaker 1: But I would go out with a girl now, I
Speaker 1: would advise that maybe she orders a certain item on
Speaker 1: the menu, and I would know ratchet test number one,
Speaker 1: she's gonna order the salmon she passed. If she orders
Speaker 1: the salmon she fails, that's the nunciation thing, just bigger
Speaker 1: than enunciation salmon and salmon, bigger than annunciation. That's that
Speaker 1: is well done versus that is well done because I
Speaker 1: know that I'm not with him annunciation of salmon and salmon.
Speaker 1: No man. I had a nigga go to the thing.
Speaker 1: It's safe for leading men, and I for sure I
Speaker 1: ain't going back to the steakhouse stadni again. That nick No,
Speaker 1: he made the girl look so Philip millions, okay, but salmon,
Speaker 1: get the fuck no no, no. Like I say, I
Speaker 1: ain't mad at nobody, but this girl order to salmon
Speaker 1: and the waiter didn't quite hear it right and looked
Speaker 1: over at me to translate like I knew what she
Speaker 1: was talking about. And I looked back and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to square that with her. Yeah, yeah, passion.
Speaker 1: To me, salmon is a color, Salmon is the food.
Speaker 1: It's crazy shift I have ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1: If I say salmon is I'm paying my low rider
Speaker 1: this kind of piggish color called salmon. When I go
Speaker 1: to the spot, I'll be like, let me get the
Speaker 1: set that can only because the low Rider is Mexican
Speaker 1: and I'm just keeping it. I'm just keeping it a buck.
Speaker 1: I hear you, duce mad dudes, Matt got a sound
Speaker 1: in caprice a land down? What would you consider yourself
Speaker 1: to be? A ratchet gentleman? Hands there? But I don't
Speaker 1: order sounding. I don't order sound, and at the at
Speaker 1: the spot, I don't google. I don't get none past
Speaker 1: medium plus medium plus. I had to get me because
Speaker 1: I ain't doing medium rare. I don't like that. That's
Speaker 1: a little too much from me. I need it. Got
Speaker 1: to you got to put a little bit more fire
Speaker 1: under there on the inst side. Have you ever had
Speaker 1: blue rare? Blue? No? What is that? That's the sound
Speaker 1: cooked this? Um. I went to a spot in Arizona
Speaker 1: called the Keg Great Steakhouse. And you guys remember in
Speaker 1: uh people in training day the baseball steak over down
Speaker 1: there at the Pacific Dining Car. I have no what's
Speaker 1: funny to me is the harmy trash start talking about
Speaker 1: a baseball steak the other day and we laughed at
Speaker 1: his ass so hard, because baseball steak is some ship.
Speaker 1: They used to eat that, like you know when, like
Speaker 1: old folks like at the World War two. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take you for a steak dinner. That's what they was
Speaker 1: getting a baseball steak back when America had a class
Speaker 1: and you can get a good steak. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I would say a baseball steak is a
Speaker 1: good steak. No, nothing is good without bones. Nothing is
Speaker 1: good without bone. I was in Texas at bone so pete.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting out between the white folks and black firms.
Speaker 1: Tell you the difference. We are a flavorful people. I
Speaker 1: understand that, and that's why we got hot blood pressure.
Speaker 1: I got two words just just just to throw up high.
Speaker 1: Now you hot blood pressures. Your words My words are
Speaker 1: seasoning as salt. I understand what you're saying. It ain't
Speaker 1: enough season so you can put on that. But let
Speaker 1: me tell you how bad the filet minyon is. The
Speaker 1: fila minyon is so unflavorful. They got to wrap a
Speaker 1: piece of bacon around that nasty bastard. If you wrap
Speaker 1: baking around my flame, and yo, I'm gonna wrap baking
Speaker 1: around your neck. But the reason they're trying to is
Speaker 1: because such a flavorless A lot of great restaurants all
Speaker 1: around the outside. Yeah, because they're trying to get because
Speaker 1: you know, pork they don't sweat like pigs don't sweat,
Speaker 1: so it becomes it's preseasoned. So they wrapped the bank
Speaker 1: in around it, trying to inject the flavor in that
Speaker 1: nasty ass. Chill and nasal. Baseball steaks neither because baseball
Speaker 1: steaks is a poor man for late. It's it's a
Speaker 1: lot of volume for the surface area. I feel baseball steaks.
Speaker 1: I have one blue rare. Okay, what's blue? I'm still
Speaker 1: sleep on blue Rayka. I went to um like I
Speaker 1: said the keg and z and all right, the baseball
Speaker 1: steak at Pacific Dining Car, that etan hock ate all
Speaker 1: that ship that was a piece of ship of meat
Speaker 1: my new Pacific Dining car is one of the most
Speaker 1: expensive places you could eat along and they're fucking baseball.
Speaker 1: Steak is garbage, I'll tell you to you to their face,
Speaker 1: they can say it's some steak from the movie Ball Blah.
Speaker 1: That guy was from North Hollywood. Ever had a steak
Speaker 1: in this life in the movie. So anyhow, I go
Speaker 1: to the keg and a zy and they have the
Speaker 1: grades of how you can have this thing cooked, and
Speaker 1: it's like the rarest is blue. Rare basically means we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a hot flame. We're gonna roll it across
Speaker 1: like a basketball and pick it up on there the
Speaker 1: size and be cooking for about twelve seconds. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna serve it to you. Pe. You really are white
Speaker 1: bro blue ray. I never even heard do you know
Speaker 1: how for sure that you call it right? Do you
Speaker 1: hear what he just told you. It's it's a little
Speaker 1: more cooking than that, but not by much. It's it's cool.
Speaker 1: It's cool interior. It's a cool interior steak that's about
Speaker 1: four inches thick. And it was an exceptional, exceptional dining experience.
Speaker 1: It was just exceptional. Yeah, it's like a bush that
Speaker 1: ass pieces Tony Solo Mayor to go there when he
Speaker 1: was living in an azy shout Tony who subsequently blocked
Speaker 1: me like a month ago on Instagram. Its biggest fan.
Speaker 1: I know we gotta get him me here, So I
Speaker 1: ask me why, God, I gotta get unblocked. I got you,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him. I'm get me. What the fun
Speaker 1: did you do? You did some talk to have no idea.
Speaker 1: I'm his biggest fan. So baseball steak bro look like
Speaker 1: a muffin baseball steak. Yeah, it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a it's really a poor man's for leg I did
Speaker 1: see a rich man. It's a poor man's for that pore.
Speaker 1: So he's talking a lot more nicer. Anyway, back to
Speaker 1: these pedophile liquors, these pedophile liquors, these these pedophile alcoholics
Speaker 1: out here that keep drinking is cheap as ship. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about your I'm here to help
Speaker 1: you fucker talk about That's all it is. But it's
Speaker 1: not budget, it's it's it's not standard standard because Hennessey
Speaker 1: ain't cheat even me. Look when I was on my drink,
Speaker 1: drink drink type ship, not on my drink on my
Speaker 1: off day type ship. I'm wanna drink ship, I say.
Speaker 1: If you don't have what I drink, I drink what
Speaker 1: you got, Nigger. That's because you are drinking for a
Speaker 1: different You're probably don't have a hard day, and you
Speaker 1: just need to get out of your mind. A lot
Speaker 1: of motherfucker's is doing. You just might not agree with
Speaker 1: day reasoning of a hard day. Let's say you're me
Speaker 1: okay for a second. Listen, it's gonna be very challenging.
Speaker 1: Close your eyes so you don't notice the gross pigmentary differential.
Speaker 1: You drink a bottle of Hennessey a night right, because
Speaker 1: I drank a bottle of hand seen many times vs
Speaker 1: vs OP when I didn't know any better. If I
Speaker 1: drank a third of a bottle of XO, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: That's a great night for me, and I only got
Speaker 1: to buy it once every third night instead of drinking
Speaker 1: the other ship once every night three days. A fifth
Speaker 1: a third of the fifth, that's very very good. Is
Speaker 1: better than three fifths. It's very very bad, That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. In Hennessey is very very bad. As far
Speaker 1: as much as Nigga's love Hennessey, Hendy said some bush
Speaker 1: and don't talk to me about that. White Hennessey ready
Speaker 1: programmed the nigging and the songs too though. That's the
Speaker 1: other I agree, But you can't take advice from a
Speaker 1: bunch of niggas who don't know more than you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of niggas do, because that's why a lot
Speaker 1: of niggas is doing lean and appeels and all that
Speaker 1: other ship there grabbing about it. Ain't even doing it.
Speaker 1: But you know, when you keep hearing that in your
Speaker 1: ears over and over, you know, you start believing it.
Speaker 1: We can all agree. You can't control sound waves, microwaves. True. True,
Speaker 1: And that's what gets you. I got a bit of
Speaker 1: a theory here, and this is a little it's a
Speaker 1: little deep, as a little abstracts. Just you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to tolerate me, because that's the best I can ever
Speaker 1: ask for. You know, you can't get I can't ask
Speaker 1: me more than tolerating me. But you know, you look
Speaker 1: at like the history, for example, of like creole people
Speaker 1: in Louisiana, right, that's creole is a French word at
Speaker 1: the time means free. That's why the language in Haitian
Speaker 1: and Haitian language is creole whatever. I had to look
Speaker 1: that up because I was like, why do Haitian will
Speaker 1: speak Creole, but people in Louisiana who are light Skian
Speaker 1: are Creole andn't Like, what's the correlation there? And I
Speaker 1: wonder why specifically Toniak, like why why not Scotch, why
Speaker 1: not Rum? What why Conia? Is there like any sort
Speaker 1: of historical subconscious significance to the aspiration to like French
Speaker 1: culture or something that that comes from, like Creole Louisiana
Speaker 1: where Cognac, which is a French liqueur, is revere in
Speaker 1: some capacity in the community that I've often wondered. I
Speaker 1: haven't gotte and done any polling, there's no polling data,
Speaker 1: but is there any attraction possibly to that hypothesis? I
Speaker 1: have no glue. Yeah, I don't know the connection neither.
Speaker 1: That's deep, you know what it is? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk about that. That ship is way deep.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to Yak become what it is,
Speaker 1: but that that could be a starting point because everybody
Speaker 1: is from that area, and I'm sure Yak had to
Speaker 1: come through there because you would think you would think
Speaker 1: motherfucker's would drink bourbon because bourbon is an American made liquor.
Speaker 1: You know, you hear, why the fund is you getting
Speaker 1: something from the French. And let's be even more deep,
Speaker 1: like the reason creole became the term for Louisian people
Speaker 1: Louisiana was if you had French blood in you and
Speaker 1: your lineage. Before the Louisiana purchase, Napoleon said, if you
Speaker 1: have any French blood in you, you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: enslaved by an American president. So if you are part
Speaker 1: French and you're black, you are freed as of today,
Speaker 1: and we're signing the document tomorrow. So I understand where
Speaker 1: there's like a a hierarchy with the creole thing in
Speaker 1: Louisiana because it's like, well, he's light skinned, I'm light skinned,
Speaker 1: he's free. I'm creole like him out free, Like that
Speaker 1: makes perfect sense to me. But with that also, you know,
Speaker 1: just just a further kind of reverence to like the
Speaker 1: fresh aspiration that that's that's kind of where it came
Speaker 1: from my head. You know, Like I said, I'm an
Speaker 1: alcoholic and I'm very abstract, so I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about anything. Ask a question, I gotta give a quick
Speaker 1: story just because you know, I'm starting to talk to
Speaker 1: this creol ship, and I gotta just give one quick
Speaker 1: story that's irrelevant to all this ship. But it was
Speaker 1: just more irrelevant than that. It was more fun. It
Speaker 1: was funny. It's fun for me. And it had to
Speaker 1: do with this. Look my cousin and my god brother,
Speaker 1: the same my godfather that I told you talking about
Speaker 1: the steaks and ship. Because he got hot as a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: He like Joe Pesci type nigked fuck yeah, man, he's
Speaker 1: a little short motherfuck a loud you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Funck up, get you to bars to this motherfucking retarded
Speaker 1: ship quick and will being some whole other ship fast
Speaker 1: like god damn. But look him, him and his son,
Speaker 1: right we uh we we? He got season clip tickets
Speaker 1: to the Clippers. He's a Clipper guy. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about all that. I didn't get
Speaker 1: into it, but I remember at one time the Clippers
Speaker 1: ticket you paid three hundred dollars and then let you
Speaker 1: coach it a little bit. God, that's how bad it was.
Speaker 1: So look so look, no, look, but I was getting
Speaker 1: to this. I was trying to tell them one time.
Speaker 1: I was telling them about my ski and complexion, and
Speaker 1: they ski and Complexion. I was telling my fucking god bro,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm telling you, I'm gonna say his name.
Speaker 1: But I said, I'm telling you, dude. I said, Homie,
Speaker 1: I deal with Ship just off of this. And he
Speaker 1: was laughing, like no, no, no, no. So we go
Speaker 1: to this game, the Clipper game, me and him, but
Speaker 1: we go to wheel call get the tickets. True story, dude.
Speaker 1: We get fucking tickets. Go in the game. Boom, of course,
Speaker 1: my guyfather got some cool season tickets. We're not too
Speaker 1: far behind the backboard. Whatever the case may be. Boomed.
Speaker 1: We go, you know, halftime whatever, to go get some
Speaker 1: alcohol and ship at the at the little stands or whatever.
Speaker 1: I left my fucking I lose my ticket. A matter
Speaker 1: of fact, no, I didn't lose my ticket. My god
Speaker 1: brother lost his ticket. So he's like, oh fuck, you
Speaker 1: can't get back down. You can't get back down, right.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, man, let me use the ticket. I said,
Speaker 1: hell no, I said, man, he's gonna question me before
Speaker 1: you question you. My god brother is like, nah, man, no,
Speaker 1: he ain't man, he's gonna question man. Fun. He's acting nervous,
Speaker 1: not on the real nervous ship on some joking joking ship.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling them. I'm like, nah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I said, let's go right. So we're walking towards the security.
Speaker 1: Everything walk boom. I let my god brother go first.
Speaker 1: My god brother goes first. Security goes, hey, man, let
Speaker 1: me see you take it. He said, Oh, man, I
Speaker 1: ain't gotta left it out of my seat. All right,
Speaker 1: go ahead. I go right after him. I say, I
Speaker 1: ain't got a left it out my seat. He said,
Speaker 1: you can't go literally right after the um your cousin
Speaker 1: lighter skinning you. Of course, it's an interesting I got
Speaker 1: a similar, similar stre girlfriend of Jay's that I went
Speaker 1: out with a few times, and she's like skinned shick
Speaker 1: obviously from Louisia, from l A. So if you're from
Speaker 1: l A, your grandmothers from Louisiana's the law. Apparently I
Speaker 1: didn't know when they passed the law, but that's the law.
Speaker 1: She's she was the original salmon Chick, by the way,
Speaker 1: the original salmich But she was talking about the phone.
Speaker 1: She was like, Oh, I don't know if we could
Speaker 1: like go out and ship. I'm afraid your parents are
Speaker 1: gonna be racist and blah blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm older than you. I crossed this bridge before,
Speaker 1: so it just kind of depends on how you want
Speaker 1: to handle yourself. She was like, well, I'm like pretty
Speaker 1: light skinned, so your parents will be cool with me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, sweetheart, that won't help you one iota. Like,
Speaker 1: if you act like you act most of the time,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem no matter what the part
Speaker 1: of the spectrum you're on. Yeah, yeah, got you, got you,
Speaker 1: got you. This is a real conversation. The first off,
Speaker 1: this Nick is a white man. He started off like,
Speaker 1: so this bitch I used to date the Jay's that's
Speaker 1: already was funny. I just didn't laugh because for sure
Speaker 1: from the jungle, and because he from the jungles. Hold up,
Speaker 1: what's your name? No, we're not gonna go that far.
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking I might know it. Not amazing, because
Speaker 1: I might know it. Whatever we're talking about that off
Speaker 1: the nook the same night I'm talking about though, that
Speaker 1: happened with the security guard. Here's what else happened the
Speaker 1: same night. I pull up when we get the tickets,
Speaker 1: you know, like I said, my uncle, my godfather, got
Speaker 1: great tickets, of course, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: we come up. What is it about Godfather's They always
Speaker 1: got the hook up, man, And he's like, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: he's like Joe Pashy. Dude, I'm telling you, man, And
Speaker 1: he's gonna laugh at me when you hear this, but look,
Speaker 1: I swear to guy. So that was the second part
Speaker 1: of the night that I was talking about the color Ship.
Speaker 1: I told him, my god my god brother. Before this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, they always sunk with us, Bro, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, my godfather,
Speaker 1: he's waiting on us. He's like, man, where the funk
Speaker 1: y'all that? You know, It's like talking to me, man,
Speaker 1: where the funk y'all that? Man, Goddamn man, I'm at
Speaker 1: the game. They bought these tickets for you. Little motherfucker's.
Speaker 1: Your motherfucker's is late and then it you know, that's
Speaker 1: how you beat right. And I'm like, man, we're right here, man,
Speaker 1: we're coming up. So when we come up, right, when
Speaker 1: we first come up, he comes out of a gift
Speaker 1: shot and like I just told you how he talks
Speaker 1: to me. You know, we clowned like that he come out.
Speaker 1: He said, you motherfucker's you motherfucker's been having me waiting
Speaker 1: here all goddamn right. We clowned him having fun. The
Speaker 1: security look he's yelling. I'm not even talking and I'm laughing.
Speaker 1: You got ye that man. He the security immediately comes
Speaker 1: to me and said, hey, man, just calm down. Said.
Speaker 1: I said, calm dawn. I said, I ain't even sitting
Speaker 1: there he talking. You are dark. I'm telling you, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm telling But he's dark compared to a
Speaker 1: bunch of pale people. This is what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Man came up. He's like, this little is coming at me,
Speaker 1: cussing us out. Motherfucker, I've been waiting, you motherfucker. The
Speaker 1: security comes, he looks at him and see it's who
Speaker 1: he's talking to. He sees me and just sees me
Speaker 1: walking up to him. He don't know that. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: about to be laughing with him. He comes to me
Speaker 1: fast and says, a man, just calm down, you know.
Speaker 1: I said, calm down. I said they I ain't even talking.
Speaker 1: And I looked at my god brother again. I said
Speaker 1: this is what I'm talking about. And he was laughing, like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's you. Know he I guess he never saw that happen.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's like like you had mentioned on a
Speaker 1: previous show and it's one of the forthcoming episodes was
Speaker 1: about wiggers, right am I allowed to say. I even
Speaker 1: know it's not gonna gonna block the show, but you
Speaker 1: sent it to me, so I don't know wiggers for sure.
Speaker 1: We definitely have a wigger. Okay, well where I come from,
Speaker 1: I am one, but people did a wigger. Just crazy.
Speaker 1: You're like a white guy for real too, not down there.
Speaker 1: You got too much flavor, way too much. You like
Speaker 1: the wing. I'm like, I am diebe he's walking down there,
Speaker 1: so like so wait a minute, way too much salt.
Speaker 1: So if you dated a white girl, die of shock.
Speaker 1: But like, no, I mean no, I've had that brought up,
Speaker 1: like I've thought that battle back home a lot, you know,
Speaker 1: because that's how I'm perceived back there. I never get
Speaker 1: trying to be black from you, Pete. I'm not. I
Speaker 1: just try to be me. I think you just got flavor,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. You know. What's funny.
Speaker 1: You remind me of one of the white people from Boston.
Speaker 1: Maybe I could see that people it's like because you
Speaker 1: have like a like a like a flavor for existence,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you kind of got stybed.
Speaker 1: You're not totally avoid of stallion, but you're not nothing
Speaker 1: like a You're not nothing like a brother. Like you
Speaker 1: don't care yourself like a brother. You don't pop it
Speaker 1: like a brother. I don't even hear you using the
Speaker 1: lingo like people. So that's funny to me that I
Speaker 1: think maybe just because you hang around you like somehow
Speaker 1: you people like you, that's a part of it. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, And I'm older now, so like when I
Speaker 1: was younger, it used to bother me. But like I mean,
Speaker 1: it bothered me no different now than then. But like yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like I would take calls and I would
Speaker 1: get calls on the hot line you know down there,
Speaker 1: and it's colde language, you know. I mean, I'm getting
Speaker 1: calls from out of state about this and that it's
Speaker 1: A A Z the Chicago line, and it is what
Speaker 1: it is. But yeah, I got called. I have fought
Speaker 1: that battle a hundred times, I'll say that much. But
Speaker 1: the way I lost my fake idea to go back
Speaker 1: to the alcohol thing was this is the whitest ship
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna ever hear on this podcast. Alright,
Speaker 1: this is this is this, This is real white. This
Speaker 1: is like peeling sunburned white, which is gonna be week Okay,
Speaker 1: as soon as I get in the sun for the
Speaker 1: first time this year, it's gonna be me in a month.
Speaker 1: So I roll up with a bunch of people, and
Speaker 1: I'm the only person who still has an idea because
Speaker 1: at least I can hold my water when I get grilled.
Speaker 1: So they had to miss six of us in like
Speaker 1: an old expedition maybe I don't know, pre drinking before
Speaker 1: this concert. We're going to Dodger Stadium for a Dave
Speaker 1: Matthews concert. It doesn't get any fucking wider than that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. And I'm riding in the back seat. So
Speaker 1: we get in there and everybody's like, hey, Pete, you
Speaker 1: got the fake I d go by everybody that you
Speaker 1: know a fucking beer at the place, and here's like
Speaker 1: sixty dollars, and I'm like, well that covers half of it,
Speaker 1: so funk yourself. But whatever, So I go and out whatever. Man,
Speaker 1: I got caught. They took my I D and I
Speaker 1: had to stand outside in the parking lot looking through
Speaker 1: the chain leak fence the goddamn concert, and it didn't
Speaker 1: waiting for all my friends to come outside so I
Speaker 1: can make sure I gotta ride home. I got thrown
Speaker 1: the funk out of the goddamn stadium entirely. The whole
Speaker 1: You missed the whole ship. I didn't. I got thrown
Speaker 1: out with the opening act. I didn't see Dave or
Speaker 1: his black friends and even performed for two seconds. It
Speaker 1: was terrible. Hold we were to go drag this because
Speaker 1: this is this conversation right here is gonna be about
Speaker 1: a six partner. This conversation is gonna get deep because
Speaker 1: there's more people come in, more people, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: I just want to ask the question, what's your dream
Speaker 1: liquor to drink? I never even thought about that. That's
Speaker 1: how I know you don't really you're not really a
Speaker 1: drink like as funny is, you're more like a dependent
Speaker 1: on the emotion than actually enjoying the alcohol. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I've came to the conclusion. That's that's that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You're not even like tasting the Liquor's like,
Speaker 1: let me just drink it off. Because I thought all
Speaker 1: this sh now, I never thought about that in my life,
Speaker 1: about a dream. So now that you have a choice, right,
Speaker 1: you're thinking about it. Right, You've heard of some liquors,
Speaker 1: you heard some of these rapping these talk about stuff.
Speaker 1: So what would be your dream liquor to drink? Would
Speaker 1: you like? You know what I want to drink that?
Speaker 1: Let me start. What's your favorite kind of liquor? That's
Speaker 1: a great one. What's your favorite spirit? Like? Okay, Louis
Speaker 1: Richard Ard, it's cold. That's big guy. I had to
Speaker 1: Louis before Remy Remy makes it. Louis too, right, Remy Louis,
Speaker 1: Remy Martin Luthereen that I've never heard of that. You
Speaker 1: want to know what, Okay, Richard Hennessey is the is
Speaker 1: the premier Hennessey. It's the Louis thirteen of Hennessey. There
Speaker 1: is one konyak, and Ray makes it and it sits
Speaker 1: above all konyaks in the world. Martel has a top flight.
Speaker 1: It's their top of the line and it's exceptional. But
Speaker 1: there is one konyak that goes for Christ Almighty. It
Speaker 1: might be eighty thousand dollars a bottom, and that is
Speaker 1: the Remy Martin Black pearl. Now, I'm not giving you
Speaker 1: a cheat sheet, but but if somebody wanted to have
Speaker 1: a dream of one Kognak for all time, then Glasses
Speaker 1: was going to pay for out of his pocket, cold
Speaker 1: hard cash. That would be a fair answer. And you said,
Speaker 1: that's what's that called black pearl? Right after you? Now,
Speaker 1: I want to call you the black pearl. The black pearl.
Speaker 1: My mama named pearl, So I damn pearl. I want
Speaker 1: the black pearl and the black pearl. There you go,
Speaker 1: all right, Pete, what's your what's your spirit? It's a
Speaker 1: tough one. I have one for every kind. Um, so
Speaker 1: are we counting Scott's Bergman and all all them different?
Speaker 1: I gotta favor for everything. Okay, So what's the what
Speaker 1: tequila is your dream tequila to drink? You know, there's
Speaker 1: like what is it the it's like the quervo like
Speaker 1: provided if familiar or something like that. Something. There's there's
Speaker 1: a queer vote. It's like a about a grand or
Speaker 1: so I'd like to try that, Um, some of those
Speaker 1: or Padrone has a two thousand dollar line. I'd like
Speaker 1: to try just to see what that's all about. Um,
Speaker 1: what are we really talking about here? With that because
Speaker 1: I don't know where you can really go out of
Speaker 1: a covey. It's not a flavorful base. Sure, so let's
Speaker 1: think we yet, what's your yet? I'll just say this,
Speaker 1: I would if you said I don't like those people
Speaker 1: over there, I take every goddamn last one of them
Speaker 1: out for a bottle of blue bottle of black pearl. Question.
Speaker 1: So I got to get y'all both a bottle of
Speaker 1: black pearer on one bottle. Yeah, do that and name
Speaker 1: four people you don't like. And everybody's even no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna do. I'm just saying, he says, motherfucker mate.
Speaker 1: So I was just only achievable standpoint. There's um, there's
Speaker 1: a limited exo martel that I liked. It's got around
Speaker 1: at bottom, kind of looks like the Eiffel Tower. It's
Speaker 1: probably about two I would I would grab that. I
Speaker 1: was thinking of grabbing that front birthday. But as far
Speaker 1: as like dream liquors go, yeah, that black pearl is
Speaker 1: a special thing and they stopped making it so that
Speaker 1: that's a very unique asset. Black. That's a little spirit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would. It's such a spirit. I might
Speaker 1: not be atheist no more. Who knows