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Speaker 1: Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget, Don't forget. If you miss any part of

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Speaker 1: a review talking about how handsome I am. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: make fun of Republicans in a second, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear from Krin diversity higher. But I do think we

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Speaker 1: should check back in once again. We have asked fellas,

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Speaker 1: I want your stories on how difficult labor was for you.

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Speaker 1: For so long we have heard from women about how

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Speaker 1: difficult it is. This guy checks in and says the

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Speaker 1: doctor telling me to put my cigarette out while we

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Speaker 1: the delivery. Both were lies. There was no curtain, and

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Speaker 1: I was asked to pull on my wife on my

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Speaker 1: I was told that I wasn't going to have to

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want I've got all

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's blood. I just I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to be involved in that. So look, we're going to

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Speaker 1: continue to read those stories throughout the show. On your stories, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: about the things you've gone through, gone through for too long.

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Speaker 1: Women have owned this issue. Labor is tough on the men. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's go to diversity hire real quick. That this legislation

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Speaker 1: will help bring down inflation in the long term, perhaps

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Speaker 1: later this decade, but there's near universal agreement that this

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Speaker 1: Americans would be looking for an Inflation Reduction Act to

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Speaker 1: that we disagree with, and that's why you don't hire

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Speaker 1: somebody just because she's a black lesbian. We call her

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Speaker 1: krein diversity hire for a very specific reason. She's completely

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Speaker 1: unqualified for that job. She makes herself and the Biden

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Speaker 1: administration looks somehow dumber every single day, which is very,

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Speaker 1: very difficult. She was hired because she's a black lesbian,

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Speaker 1: not because of her ability to communicate things. And it's

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Speaker 1: frankly hysterical. Actually she makes the job easier. She makes

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Speaker 1: It was that a good time? Oh maybe maybe it

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Speaker 1: Oh it sucks, Chris, It's awful. Republicans sucked too, headline

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Speaker 1: to pressure and man if that isn't an appropriate way

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Speaker 1: many basic services you take for granted. You know something

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Speaker 1: today was trash day at my house. Do you know

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Speaker 1: It's full of communists and poop now. But seattles, I mean,

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Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest is so beautiful and awesome. I would

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Speaker 1: move to if Seattle could could get itself right. I

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Speaker 1: would move to Seattle in a heartbeat. That's how beautiful

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Speaker 1: and the Pacific Northwest is. Well. I don't say that

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Speaker 1: about cities. You know why I say that about cities. Actually,

429
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Speaker 1: this is why I say it about cities, because everybody

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Speaker 1: complains about cities all the time. All the time, I

431
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Speaker 1: find the good food spots. Look, if you have to

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Speaker 1: be in a city for any reason, for any reason,

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Speaker 1: like I have to be in Dallas this weekend, I

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Speaker 1: have to go do a seapack thing up there. And

435
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Speaker 1: maybe you hate Dallas, maybe you love Dallas. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know one thing. I'm going to have a blast

437
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Speaker 1: in Dallas, because you know why, I'm going to do

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Speaker 1: two things while I'm at seapack in Dallas. One I'm

439
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Speaker 1: going to ignore all the texts from friends wanting to

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Speaker 1: hang out. Two, I'm going to go to all the

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Speaker 1: great food spots and I'm gonna eat my way through

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Speaker 1: the city. And when I show back up at the

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Speaker 1: airport with a belly full of breakfast tacos in Caso,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be saying to myself, you know what,

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Speaker 1: this place is underrated, man, this place is underrated. That's

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Speaker 1: why Dallas is great. Anyway, he says, every city can't

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Speaker 1: be under hated. Can you list some cities and states

448
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Speaker 1: that are overrated or rated just right? Cemper five Marcus

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Speaker 1: from New Jersey cities or states that are overrated. Arizona's overrated.

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Speaker 1: The whole state, Chris, the whole state's overrated. I do

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Speaker 1: hate the desert, and that's why I despise the desert.

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Speaker 1: Arizona isn't near as red as people say. So you

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Speaker 1: said New York, New York's freaking awesome one New York City.

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Speaker 1: If you know how to have a blast, New York

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Speaker 1: City is a good time, dude. I've been in Russian

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Speaker 1: bars in New York City where even the people who

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Speaker 1: worked there only spoke Russian, and there was like a

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Speaker 1: bunch of different kinds of vodka. Dude, that's cool. You

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Speaker 1: can't find that other places. Okay, but set in New

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Speaker 1: York City, maybe you're a New York City hater. Aside.

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Speaker 1: By the way, seven ten wo our listeners, send your

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Speaker 1: hate to Chris, not me. Let's say you hate New

463
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Speaker 1: York City. That's fine, big cities. Not for everybody upstate.

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Speaker 1: New York is awesome, dude. People don't understand if you

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Speaker 1: leave New York City, how blood red New York City

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Speaker 1: is New York or blood red New York is the

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Speaker 1: state if you leave New York City. If you set

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Speaker 1: New York City aside, New York might be one of

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Speaker 1: the most red states in the United States of America,

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Speaker 1: but the cities dominate the voting, so everyone thinks, oh,

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Speaker 1: everyone that lives there's a communist. That's not true at all.

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Speaker 1: Same thing in Jersey, same thing in California. Say that

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Speaker 1: that is a common tale. Overrated state. Arizona is an

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Speaker 1: overrated state, totally overrated. Two major cities in Arizona Tucson

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Speaker 1: and Phoenix. Phoenix. Now, granted, I've had a lot of

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Speaker 1: good times in Phoenix, and there's a lot of great

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Speaker 1: food in Phoenix. Phoenix is it's okay for a big city.

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Speaker 1: It's okay. Tucson, it's their only other big city sucks.

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Speaker 1: That place is an absolute dump. Food selection sucks. It

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Speaker 1: all sucks. Plus it's a desert where it sucks. So

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Speaker 1: there everywhere is not overrated or underrated. Arizona is overrated.

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Speaker 1: All right. Now it's time to talk about CNN and

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Speaker 1: make fun of them. And just the tip. Before we

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Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: show dot com. Chris is just on the finishing up

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00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: this conversation we're just having. Chris was complaining about the cities,

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Speaker 1: all cities because Chris is complaining about the crime. And look,

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Speaker 1: this headline here doesn't help. Chicago doesn't have enough police

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Speaker 1: to respond to nine one one calls. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I'll get to that in a quick second. Now we'll

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Speaker 1: get to do you know, just the tip and these things.

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Speaker 1: But I just want to say this, Yes, cities are

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Speaker 1: always inevitably going to have more crime. Cities are gonna

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Speaker 1: have more crime because you have more people piled on

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Speaker 1: top of each other, which is in general not how

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Speaker 1: people are supposed to live, and more poverty, so you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have poor people piled on top of each other. Inevitably,

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Speaker 1: you're going to have more crime. I understand that. However,

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Speaker 1: I will say prior to all this George Soros DA stuff,

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00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: prior to the Saint George Floyd death, with all the

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Speaker 1: defund the police stuff, so prior to that, I'm only

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Speaker 1: speaking prior to that. I have been in many a

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Speaker 1: big city. I had many a good time in New York, Chicago, LA.

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Speaker 1: I've had a blast in Miami. I've had a blast

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Speaker 1: in these places. Yes, there's no question you have to

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00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: be more aware of where you are. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to venture into the wrong area. I get that all

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00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: that is very very true. Prior to the Saint George

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Speaker 1: Floyd's stuff. I never once felt unsafe in New York City. Now,

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Speaker 1: I am six eight and I don't generally have a

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Speaker 1: nervous soul anyway, So I don't feel nervous when I

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Speaker 1: walk around. And I only say that not because I'm

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Speaker 1: some tough guy, but I'm not a woman, right that

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Speaker 1: a perspective would be different. If you're some you know,

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00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: you're some hundred twenty pound dime, You're gonna feel a

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00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: little bit more unsafe anyway. You're surrounded by people who

536
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: can beat you up anytime they want. I get to

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Speaker 1: a player. I used to. I used to get to

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Speaker 1: a place like New York City and I just couldn't

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Speaker 1: get to smile off my face. La. I've had so

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Speaker 1: much fun in La. We used to go over to

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Speaker 1: Hollywood and party. It's kind of dumpy now, but we

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00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: used to get Chris is pointing out the drugs. Listen

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00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: in New York. Now they do drugs out in the open,

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Speaker 1: and they pee in the open. It's really really bad.

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00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: But prior again, prior to build a Blasio taking over

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00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: New York, I never saw anybody doing drugs in the open.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying it didn't happen. There's always been drugs there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not naive. I've never seen it. Like they talk

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00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: about the crime problem in La. I know LA's always

550
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: had crime. I'm not dumb. I accidentally I took the

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00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: wrong exit off the airport once and I was dropping

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Speaker 1: a buddy off and I ended up in Inglewood, and

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00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: that was a culture shock for me. I'd never been

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00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: in a really, really poor black neighborhood before. I'd never

555
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: it was wild. Chris driving down the Strip at well Well,

556
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Speaker 1: I took it as the Strip the main road in Inglewood,

557
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Speaker 1: everything was barred. Everything was barred up. All the shops

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Speaker 1: that weren't open, they all had sheets of metal, metal

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Speaker 1: doors that had slid down on top of them. So

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00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: it was more than just bars. The places that were

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Speaker 1: upen it was all bars. And then I was trying

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Speaker 1: to get out. And this is prior to cell phones

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Speaker 1: where you could just pull up a GPS. I'm mind

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Speaker 1: eyeball my way out of Inglewood. I'm in a crappy

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Speaker 1: car because I'm poor as can be, and I'm driving

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Speaker 1: through Inglewood. Oh yeah, and you're going by all these

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Speaker 1: houses and it's it's some of the worst poverty you've

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Speaker 1: ever seen in your life. All these houses terrible. But

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Speaker 1: then there'd be this eighty thousand dollars car in the driveway.

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Speaker 1: Here an eighty thousand dollars car, the drug dealist. It's criminals.

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Speaker 1: So it was just it was a very dangerous place.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm getting sidetracked on this, but

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Speaker 1: people who don't live in the cities or haven't been

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Speaker 1: to a couple of places, they don't understand how some

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Speaker 1: people in America live. If you want a safe way,

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Speaker 1: a relatively safe way to look at some of the

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Speaker 1: rougher parts of America. I've got a way you can

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Speaker 1: do it. Take the train from New York to Washington,

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00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: DC or vice versa. Now that may sound like nothing.

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00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: The first time I did it, I was stunned. My

581
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: jaw was hanging open the whole time. There are people

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Speaker 1: in this country, as you listen to the sound of

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Speaker 1: my voice. There are people in this country because you

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00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: can see them all on the train tracks, because they

585
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: put all the crappy poorhouses by the train tracks, right,

586
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Speaker 1: because no one else wants to live by the train tracks.

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Speaker 1: There are people who live in this country in houses

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Speaker 1: without windows. There are places that don't have windows in

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Speaker 1: the country. You can see just death and drugs and

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Speaker 1: misery all around you. It's really really bad. But Chris

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00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: was insulting the cities is being crime ridden, And look,

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Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff's true. Now that I'm telling you,

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00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: you can have a really good time, especially as a

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Speaker 1: young dude in a city. You can have a really, really,

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Speaker 1: really good time. Look, there's always concerts and plays, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you probably like plays. That's something lame that

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Speaker 1: you would like. But there's just always something. The food, man,

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00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: the food I just eat my way through it, all right?

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Speaker 1: Can you defend yourself if you run into one of

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Speaker 1: those people though, if you're in a city or in

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Speaker 1: the country, but definitely if you're in a city, if

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00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: you run into a bad person, now, can you stop them?

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00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: Get a hero gun. Please carry a hero gun on you.

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Speaker 1: this was hilarious. San Francisco's face miss Zuni cafe got

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Speaker 1: rid of tips, and now servers want them back. What

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Speaker 1: they did was they replaced tips within twenty percent automatic

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Speaker 1: fair wage surcharge. The goal was to raise wages for

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Speaker 1: the lowest paid workers. So on and so forth. The

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Speaker 1: Here's what happens. These guys work on just the tip

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Speaker 1: lots of times. The guys and gals who work in

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Speaker 1: the retail industry, they prefer just the tip. They don't

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Speaker 1: make any money on the actual base salary. They make

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Speaker 1: money on tips. They want a tip when they're dealing

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Speaker 1: If you take away that incentive, the customer service goes

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Speaker 1: on there, what you've done is you've guaranteed I won't tip.

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Speaker 1: This is starting to happen to me recently. And I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to be a jerk, but I pride myself

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Speaker 1: on being a good tipper. I try to be a

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Speaker 1: good tipper. That's one of the things I admire most actually,

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Speaker 1: of all things about rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh was famously

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Speaker 1: an absurd tipper. He would just leave absurd amounts of money.

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Speaker 1: And I don't have absurd amounts of money. If I

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Speaker 1: ever do, I'll try to do that. But I try

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Speaker 1: to leave a lot of money as a tip. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'll leave twenty five thirty percent without hesitation as a

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Speaker 1: tip if I can afford it, unless unless I see

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Speaker 1: on there there's an automatic tip that has been assigned.

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Speaker 1: And I've seen this a lot lately. Restaurants are assigning

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Speaker 1: twenty percent automatically. You do that, your tip is zero dollars,

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Speaker 1: zero dollars from me. You automatically take it. I take

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Speaker 1: it away from you, right or wrong. That's the where

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Speaker 1: it goes, all right, emails, someone's family sold them out.

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Speaker 1: Hang on money in. Billie Back is a detective down

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Speaker 1: in Texas. You know, he knows just exactly what the taxes.

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Speaker 1: He ain't gonna let us do receive justice. He benches

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Speaker 1: living off of the taxes.