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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast coming live and direct from the gloom Tomb

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Speaker 1: of Los Angeles, California. And my name is Michael Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: Some people call me the Gringo man dingo Um. Some

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Speaker 1: people call me the White Arsenio hall Um White folks

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Speaker 1: white Mike, UM, but feel free to call me Mike,

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Speaker 1: Michael whatever floats your boat. And this is the Iron

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Speaker 1: Reports Stereo podcast. UM, we're gonna do We're gonna break

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Speaker 1: things up today. A lot of ship to talk about

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Speaker 1: NFL Draft, NBA playoffs. Somehow or another, Donald Trump and

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Speaker 1: Caitlyn Jenner are in cahoots with each other. I don't

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Speaker 1: think that I'm not aware of the fact that they

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Speaker 1: get brought up on on on this this year's stereo podcast,

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Speaker 1: because I I tried not to, but they just somehow

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Speaker 1: or another, they Caitlyn Jenner went into the Trump hotel

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Speaker 1: to take a piss something the other day. And it's

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Speaker 1: just it's just I have to I have to acknowledge

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Speaker 1: that I have to talk about that, and UH, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do it like this. It's gonna be me solo

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Speaker 1: right here. Then I'm gonna bring in my young shooter,

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Speaker 1: Dean Collins, who was with me in New York for

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Speaker 1: the Tribeca Film Festival UM for the world premiere of

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Speaker 1: the documentary that I had the pleasure of directing, which

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Speaker 1: I had the pleasure of directing a documentary about Juliet Lewis,

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Speaker 1: the actress and her music career, and that might be

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Speaker 1: I would love to hear what people are thinking about.

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Speaker 1: The movie is called Hard Loving Woman. It's for free

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Speaker 1: uh my man, Dean Collins is gonna get on here.

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Speaker 1: about to call my man Gimo Nettie a k a.

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Speaker 1: The Blackhead McMahon, Um, I am the White r Samuel Hall,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm a rock with Gmonetti. We're going overall

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Speaker 1: kind of ship, the NFL Draft everything, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna uh get my man, Dean Dean Collins. They call

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Speaker 1: him the young shooter. Uh he was on suspension, but

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Speaker 1: we lift at the suspension and we're getting into it

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Speaker 1: right now. No fact check it, do that, No fact

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Speaker 1: no fact checking. I don't want a war a little

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Speaker 1: Let's get this poppet. Let's just jump into this ship. Yo.

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Speaker 1: The NFL draft was was was was last night? And

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Speaker 1: Ezekiel Ezekiel Elliott? Dude, he's he came to the draft

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Speaker 1: um wearing I think it was the Michael sam collection.

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Speaker 1: know what the Maybe we're just totally out of touch. Um,

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Speaker 1: No we ain't, No, we ain't. Don't say that you

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Speaker 1: he had his shirt. You call that a suit? Right?

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Speaker 1: You call that a suit? What's up with the Brooks brothers.

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Speaker 1: stomach out? You said your abs ain't all that right? Why? Right?

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Speaker 1: he literally literally came with his stomach out. Ezekiel Ezekiel

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Speaker 1: My man. You can't come out there, yo. And you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm glad that he's getting funcked with on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: You wanted attention, and it's not always positive attention. That's

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Speaker 1: I'm an NFL owner and this motherfucker shows up to

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Speaker 1: I'm questioning whether or not this guy it wants to

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Speaker 1: this guy's going way out of his way for attention.

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Speaker 1: On draft night, he he patented his name, he bought

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Speaker 1: all these like you haven't even taken a snap yet,

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Speaker 1: some yardage? First, Duke, catch a planet? I mean, and

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Speaker 1: This is what's going on with football. I mean, maybe

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Speaker 1: Ezekiel Elliott they should be testing him for for C T.

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Speaker 1: I man, he maybe have taken too many fucking hist

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Speaker 1: you got No. I don't got that ship. I don't

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Speaker 1: I I'm just saying, like, you know, I know it's

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Speaker 1: seen that outfit before. He literally came in the Michael

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Speaker 1: Sam collection, the Michael Sam two thousand and sixteen full collection.

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Speaker 1: ship like that. Yeah, you're wild man, And I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know if it's what what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: why this is flamboyance. This is a lot of dancing.

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Speaker 1: good right, come out with your stomach out. This is

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Speaker 1: fucking NFL. Jim Brown, damn yeah you you you're you're

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Speaker 1: bugging boy, You're you're, you're bugging man. These dudes are

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Speaker 1: brand O'Dell is the Jackie Robinson of all this. Why

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Speaker 1: why he he what? What do you mean? What other

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Speaker 1: NFL cat you've seen had his hair like that? He

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Speaker 1: was the first to start this. Right now, everybody's copying.

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Speaker 1: The floodgates are opened. NBA. Look at look at NBA.

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Speaker 1: They all have his hairstyle. It's it's overapped me and

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Speaker 1: The Houston Rockets just just for a little context, And

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Speaker 1: and the amount of UH fans are growing and growing

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Speaker 1: just talk about the the roundabout ship. Those fucking guys

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Speaker 1: in Houston. They fired their coach. They got Kevin McHale fired.

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Speaker 1: And I could give two ships about Kevin McHale. He's

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Speaker 1: quote unquote the players weren't responding to them. That means

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Speaker 1: He looked like they just pulled him out of a tree. Well,

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Speaker 1: wigaed please. If you act into the old ignat when,

420
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Speaker 1: you get a wigaed plea. If you'll listen to this

421
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: new ship, you get a wigaed pleice. And if you

422
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: do something stoopid, you getting wickap please. What do is

423
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 1: a dude who took his little son on on I'm

424
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: not even one of those like magic Mountain Rides a

425
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: local amusement park in Texas took a six year old

426
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: on there, and while Shorty was on the roller coaster

427
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 1: with his father, imagine this ship. I heard about that

428
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: the seatbelt on his ship broke. Shorty almost fell out

429
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: of the thing they had. I saw the video the kid, yo.

430
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 1: I didn't like seeing it. The kid was scared ship.

431
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: The father was hanging on to his son for dear life.

432
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: Damn wouldn't you. Of course the kid kid looks like

433
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: he saw a ghost. And then when he got down

434
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: to the end, and then the fathers like, yo, he's

435
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: telling the guy at the ride. You know, what the

436
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: funk are you doing? The guy at the end of

437
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: the ride saying, oh, sorry, that happened sometimes. Oh ship

438
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: hill billy ship wigga please he yo. Money should have

439
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: been like the kid looked crazy, scared man. Yeah, man, damn,

440
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: that's some ship right there though. But you know, here's

441
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: here's another wiggo please. I'm gonna give you. I read

442
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: this article the other day and I didn't like the

443
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: way it was phrased. It says it was in the

444
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: Huffington's Post Huffington Post Women's section. There's huff huff Post women.

445
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: What about men? They don't keep they don't they don't

446
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: have that, they transgender, Yeah, they're gon We're gonna get

447
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: to that. It says, why so many young women love

448
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: the pullout method, and and and and when, first of all,

449
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: the name of the article is wrong. Yeah, because the

450
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: name of the article shouldn't be why so many young

451
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: women love to pull out method, as if they're convincing

452
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 1: young men that the pullout method is good. First of all,

453
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: the men love to pull out method too. Okay, yeah,

454
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 1: but but but but but I'm gonna tell you something.

455
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: You you you you need to you need to protect,

456
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: protect your loaf at all times. I don't support the

457
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: pullout method, especially if you're if you're a young shooter. Okay,

458
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: because if you're a young shooting, you fuck game ain't insane,

459
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: your fuck style ain't buck wild. You barely know what

460
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: you're doing. You went around the ear is God only

461
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: knows what's kind of I don't know what kind of

462
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: vegetitis and gross you could catch. These days, they're they're

463
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: they're changing up the the STDs at all times. So

464
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: I don't if you're a young shooter and you're not married,

465
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: you need to you need to bag up. Don't go

466
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,719
Speaker 1: roll with that raw dog without a bag. Leave that

467
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: to me and moody, Okay, leave that to the to

468
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: the to the big guys. Okay. But the fact that

469
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: they're like and and women are going in this article

470
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: the Huffington Post talk about a hipster manifesto holy shit,

471
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: because if you, oh, man, it's treated as if it's

472
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: like this real you know, high salute and ship. It's

473
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: a hipster manifesto. They're saying that women are relying on

474
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: their partner, so you know, like it's up to the

475
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: man to have his have his ship together, to pull out, right.

476
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: The man is the one who you know, who's gonna

477
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: say yo. And these young girls are leaving it up

478
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: to these men to do it. And these little men,

479
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: they're gonna be pregnant. Yeah. So so the point of

480
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: the article is like they like to leave it in

481
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: the man's hands. Yeah, and and then they love to

482
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: pull out method. And I'm giving these girls that are

483
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: doing this a wiga please, And I give the entire

484
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: Huffington Post a wigga please. Yeah. You you you're promoting pregnancy, right,

485
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: motherfucker's that feeling you gotta pull out. Let's let's let's

486
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: give him the all how to do it. Rap okay,

487
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: but let's keep it. Let's keep it so you know

488
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's gonna be clean, okay, because because

489
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: sometimes you get a little way out there with it. No, no,

490
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: you have to when you get that tangle, you gotta

491
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: go before the tingle comes, right, don't once the tingle

492
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: comes pregnant, because you juice comes out before they call

493
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: that the pre k. That's right. As soon as it's

494
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: it's it's feeling a little good, just just just pull out, Yeah,

495
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: go pull out. Go look yourself in the mirror, reevaluate,

496
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: check yourself, get your mind together. As my man Boobert

497
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: would say, go drink a quart of orange juice and

498
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: come back right. Our friend Boubt from Brown's. That was

499
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: his suggestion on safe sex. Pull out, drink a quart

500
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: of orange juice and then come back right. That's uh

501
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: uh safe sex by uh Bubet from a Browns whel

502
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: section of Brooklyn. Icana, Yeah, right, Tropicana. And I had

503
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: the privilege of one time walking in on Boobt in

504
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: between one of his sessions, and he actually was drinking,

505
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: drinking yeah, And he answered the door naked um and

506
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: a glossy blow, and he was he was. It was

507
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: as if he was fully clothed with with the with

508
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: the tropicanas. And he was like, you know, what the

509
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: funk are you doing? I'm like, why are we an

510
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: answering the door? I remember said, why are you answering

511
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: the door? Yo? He pulled out bingo. You know another

512
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: thing in the old Loafs Matter campaign that needs to

513
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: be addressed. This hurt me to hear this ship. A

514
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: man was was on a toilet dropping a deuce and

515
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: he was bitten on his his his his loaf by

516
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 1: a red back spider as he sat on the toilet. Damn, yo,

517
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: all loaves matter. I mean he was a gas station

518
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: or some ship. He was in a portable toilet and

519
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: it's some sort of a yeah, the gas station or something.

520
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to funk. I don't fact check it.

521
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: He had to call a paramedics. All the explaining you

522
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: gotta do when that happens. I think the humiliation did

523
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: the fear. It's not like he got bit. It's one

524
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: thing to get bit on your ankle or your arms

525
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: and you and then you're not only then they got

526
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: an exam him and all up it. It's just that.

527
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Damn? I knew, I knew a guy

528
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: wants who broke his dick and he had to go

529
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: get surgery on it. And he was in there like

530
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: it was like yeo, man, the lady comes in the

531
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,719
Speaker 1: nurse and then they got to change the gals. I mean,

532
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: his motherfucker broke his dick. Ain't no bones in that ship.

533
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: Your man was doing some unsavory ship that he didn't

534
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: tell you, right, Well, I didn't ask all that. I

535
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying, see that's your problem. We suppose

536
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: that you can't break your motherfucker. He was in there.

537
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: He had to get dick surgery. Duke. So I that's

538
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: all I'm telling you. Okay, I'm letting you know that

539
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: that happened. Bring money on his show. No, I ain't

540
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: coming on here. Man. What else is man? What else

541
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: is going on? Monetti? Oh? Man? Everything? Everything is slow motion. Man,

542
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: just getting ready to get on his flight. Get out there?

543
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: Do us we at the Hollywood Improv? Yes, that's home Court.

544
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: That's home Court. I said. Now on that podcast where

545
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: I might drop some some of my um unearthed footage

546
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: from the Hollywood Improv from my stand up comedy days,

547
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: there's footage that no one has ever seen, no one's

548
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: ever heard. It's still on a VHS. Bring that out, dude, Yeah,

549
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: I might. I might put some of that up. I

550
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: might put some of that up. If fourteen years of

551
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: age thirteen and eighty three, our improv stories are fantastic.

552
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: We have incredible Improvisation Club. If you don't know the improv,

553
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: it's it's the most famous comedy club, uh in the world.

554
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: No disrespect to the to the Comedy Store and the

555
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: laugh Factory. You you you were you, you were you

556
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: didn't even exist. You didn't even exist the laugh factory.

557
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: Uh in eighty three. Yeah, we saw great comedians and

558
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: as little kids. So we're at home Court and we're

559
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: we're doing it with the dirty sports guys live uh

560
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: in in l A. What else? Mr Monetti? Oh man, Uh,

561
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to uh Steph Curry coming back. Uh.

562
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: He is the draw of playoffs. Uh. So I want

563
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: to see half court shots. I like the Burnham and

564
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: Bailey type ship. And when he's gone, I'm fucked up.

565
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: You know, I'm still enjoying it. Man, I'm still in

566
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm loving the playoffs and and and and and you know,

567
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: I gotta say, uh, tonight. I know people don't listen

568
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: to this all the time at the same time, and

569
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: these episodes lasting forever. But the day that uh, we're

570
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: dropping this tonight, the uh Charlotte Hornets are playing the

571
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: Miami Heat. Now. I talked about the Charlotte Hornets mistreatment

572
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: of Patrick Ewing um on ESP and I quoted the

573
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: great Gimonettie and said that they've taken the man. I mean.

574
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: Patrick Ewing had one of the most distinct scowls in

575
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: sports history from when he was at Georgetown to when

576
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: he was in the NBA. He never smiled. He was

577
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: as intensive a competitor. You could say what you want

578
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: to say. He was as intensive a competitor as you get.

579
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: And they have broken him where he looks like he

580
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: will cry on the drop of a dime. Yeah, gim

581
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: Nettie said he he looks like fucking baby. And we're

582
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: saying this with all due respect because he's on the

583
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: bench doing shot charts for Frank Kaminski. But we also

584
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: talked about the buzz City jerseys. And now let me

585
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: let me, let me just explain something to you people.

586
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a New York Knicks fan. I've never ever, ever,

587
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 1: ever rooted for the Miami Heat ever I'm talking about.

588
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a Knicks fan from when the Heat and

589
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 1: the Knicks were going they were getting into it fighting

590
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: where they were like they were dragging my man, uh

591
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: Jeff van Gundi around the court, they were they were

592
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: Ronnie Cychling, I mean they were going at it. P

593
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: J what was what's the name, p J Brown? Yeah, yeah,

594
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: So I'm I actually am rooting for the Charlotte Hornets

595
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: to beat the Miami Heat in the first round. But

596
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean I'm gonna support the jersey that says

597
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: buzz City. But don't get it twisted. I'm not shipping

598
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: on the Charlotte basketball community or the Hornets in general. Now,

599
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: that doesn't that's not the same for the Toronto Raptors.

600
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: I I can't funk with you, guys, And it's because

601
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: of your little mascot Drake. He's will lapping behind people

602
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: saying like when they come like yo, somebody's gonna be

603
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: like yo. See. He's not doing that to any like

604
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: relevant or star players. He's always doing it to like

605
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: the eighth man off the bench or this man. He's

606
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: gonna do that to the wrong dude. He's always screaming

607
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: in their ears and talking behind the opposing teams years

608
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: and all that that wouldn't fly in the eighties with

609
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: anybody from the eighties. You're not in the game. You're

610
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: not in the game. And and from what we see,

611
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: you don't even play ball, Duke, like yo, man, I

612
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: don't even I don't think this dude ever played basketball,

613
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand, like why how you're such a

614
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: rabid fan? And and from the videos that I've seen

615
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: you playing like you look like you never played ball

616
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: until you got famous. Sit your ass down, go outside

617
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: the arena, do some songs for them fans that are

618
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: out there and in the heat, standing around saying, we

619
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: just six, we just six. I'm gonna tell you who

620
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: he is, the Peobo Bryson of hip hop. Explain yourself. Remember, people,

621
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: Bryson was making duets, yes with Stephanie Mills, Denise Williams.

622
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: He's that, he's doing that ship with Rihanna and all that,

623
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: that Johnny Mathews ship. He's that. That's not an m

624
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: c right domino. Well, these dudes and these seems to

625
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: be these these these players seem to be smitten with

626
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: him because no one told me. You know, somebody shutting

627
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: love Drake. Boys, Sit your ass down, Duke, straight up,

628
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: you're not Michael Jackson, all those dances all weak word

629
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Speaker 1: you look ridiculous. You're not Mike. You're not the late

630
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: Great Prince. You're not Mike. You not you look that

631
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: what's that ship? Man? I know, I know, I know,

632
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: I know, But my money is chomping up and down

633
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 1: like a dolphin. What the funk? Man? Yo? They sucking

634
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: up my football rap? No, I hear you, they're fucking

635
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: up my football? Wait? How wait time time? You're wait

636
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: time time time? I'm with the time time. How is

637
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: Drake sucking up your foot ball? Like? Where are you going? Man?

638
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: Here we go. He opened up the floodgates for all

639
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: the suckers ship. Right. So now you've got a lot

640
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: of guys dancing among themselves, not with women, right right right,

641
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: So when I see my favorite receiver dancing with a

642
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 1: whole bunch of guys, I'm a little perplexed, no doubt, Like, damn,

643
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: damn man, you know where where the chicks that I

644
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: want to see him? Bawling? Like where your chicks at?

645
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: Where your wis? See? That's it? Right? No? Yo, uh

646
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I think, and I think we

647
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: can't promise to not mention Trump until the ship is

648
00:39:55,120 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: over one one way or another. And President Trump, come on, man,

649
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: he may never go away wind loser draw. But do

650
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: you know that Republican Caitlin Jenner hooked up with Trump

651
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: no bruno and he went in the bathroom. We just

652
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: talked about this. He went to go use the ladies

653
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: room in the in the in the Trump hotels, like

654
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: to go check it out on some like transgender equality ship.

655
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what, like, yo, Caitlyn gender toilet? What

656
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: kind of toilet you want? He went into the bathroom,

657
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 1: the women's room. You sit or you stand. It's very simple.

658
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: I watched the last the last few episodes of I

659
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: Am Kate. He said, he still has that dick. I know.

660
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: So you go to the men's bathroom, if if, if,

661
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: if you're so uh oh oh oh. I want to

662
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: be down with the transgender ship. Be cognizant of the

663
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: other human beings. Other people are around too, I think,

664
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: because it's like, it's just not okay to be bullied

665
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: into this, and it's not okay to like, yo, we're

666
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: just gonna do this, and if you don't do this,

667
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: we're gonna ouch you because they want to. They want

668
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: to ouch you. It's not being compassionate or not funk

669
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: all that. And don't and don't try to link this

670
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: ship with black people in civil rights right, No, no,

671
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: don't try to link it. We're not gonna let you

672
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: do it. I'm certainly not gonna let you do it.

673
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: How so explained expound the bathroom. If you have a penis,

674
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: you go into the men's bathroom. Right, if you have

675
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: their operation and you're a full fledged woman, then you

676
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: go into the women's bathroom. But if you're gonna look

677
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: like Andre the Giant with a cock with a loaf,

678
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: you can't go in that, uh women's bathroom because you

679
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: have to be cognizant of people having their their little

680
00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: girls in there, and you look fucked up. You don't

681
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: look like a lady per se, right, right, so let's

682
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: be honest about ourselves. I can't go into a ladies

683
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: bathroom and say here I am, I'm a lady. Well, well,

684
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: you know, it's like they want the compassion, and the

685
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: compassion and and and the understanding goes both ways. It

686
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: has to go both ways. It's not gonna just be

687
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: if you don't do what we say, you're a scumbag

688
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: and you're a homophobe and you're a transfo. That's not

689
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: how it's gonna go down. Nine hundred thousand people nine

690
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people signed a petition to boycott Target from

691
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: letting people do this. And and you don't even have

692
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: to have the surgery. It's about how you identify yourself.

693
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: So if you identify yourself, if you gimo Nettie, tomorrow

694
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: woke up and you went into a target and you

695
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: identified yourself. Tomorrow, you don't even have to put any

696
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: lipstick on or address if you are saying you identify

697
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: as a they're trying to get it so you can

698
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: go into the bathroom. However, you don't have to have

699
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: the surgery. And nine people said, no, this isn't okay.

700
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: I like that. See we're not the only Robert Shore

701
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: and Roy shooting. There's not a lot of yeah, this

702
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: this is gonna have to be settled out. I don't know,

703
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: Like Bruce, you got a lot of Sorry, Caitlin, you

704
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 1: got a lot of money. You're gonna have to start

705
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: paying for that third bathroom, Duke, because this is this isn't.

706
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: This is gonna turn ugly and then they canna just

707
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: beat me and Monetti, uh you know, talking talking shit

708
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: like people are afraid too, because you get if you

709
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: get out in doing it. And I'm I'm compassionate person. Yeah,

710
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about that. We we care

711
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: about the trainings. But check this out right, yo, We're

712
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: gonna create a bathroom for you so you don't have

713
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: to go through all that, right right, And and it's

714
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: not gonna be disrespectful male female wig niggas, that's gonna

715
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Speaker 1: be hey, so I'm sorry, say that again, male female?

716
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: All right, wig niggas, Okay, all right, all right yo,

717
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: simple ship yo, Monetti. So this is how we're gonna

718
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: do this. Um, I'm I'm I'm about to uh, we're

719
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: about to take a little break. And then and then

720
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: and then I got I got the young shooter, uh,

721
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: little dean. We're letting him off. We're letting him off suspension.

722
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: He so, so he's gonna he's gonna come and rock

723
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 1: he Remember he was suspended because he tried the fact

724
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: check on the iron wrap for stereo pocket. We had

725
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: to lock him down for a few weeks. But he

726
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: may or may not have unwillingly smoked crack in New

727
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: York during the Triback of Film Festival trip. Remember we

728
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: were talking. So he's gonna explain what happened. Yeah, yeah, Yo,

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00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm out let him do him, yeah, because I need

730
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of him. Because the shooter,

731
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: he's a good dude. Man, shoot is a great I

732
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: love shooting. All right, So Monetti, well, what can I say, yo?

733
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: If you want a soft ass Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast

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Speaker 1: forward Slash. I am wrapp Report, I see you, Monetti,

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Speaker 1: You're you're, you're, you're rocking that uh that red, black

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Speaker 1: and green. I am Rapports Stereo Pop. I mean I

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Speaker 1: wear them every day. I I It's not because I'm

739
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: wearing it because because I love seeing myself on a shirt.

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00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: It's because they're so goddamn soft. I try to wear

741
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: my Jake one and I try to wear the g

742
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: Monetti version because you know, you know, as much as

743
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: I as I as I love the podcast, I look

744
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: crazy wearing my own shirt, but I'll wear it just

745
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 1: because the comfort level. That's right me too, man Um.

746
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: All right, So we're gonna see you in Los Angeles

747
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: next week and we're gonna be doing some some special stuff.

748
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: We're doing live. We're gonna do a call in episode,

749
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: you know, and when you call in, listen, I'm gonna

750
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: tell you something. Right now, that's a good question. You

751
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: ask a good question, and don't don't call in trying

752
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:04,479
Speaker 1: to try to pop ship alright because because yeah, because

753
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: if you I'm gonna tell you. Because if you're on

754
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: that frist b ass ship and you just try to

755
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: call in. I can't see your face and I can't

756
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: snap on you. You're not calling it and talking about

757
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: my nose or any of that ship, all right, because

758
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: but if you want to send me a picture and

759
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: then say some ship, then I could. I I could.

760
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: I could chop you down real quick. But if you

761
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: calling talking greasy, we're not even entertaining. So have a

762
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: good question, have a good comment, come with love. I'm

763
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: not even gonna engage in it. I'm not even going

764
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: to engage in it. That's right. Um, do you thing? Man,

765
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm gone, Bro, You're out. I'm gone, Man, I'm in Brooklyn.

766
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 1: I'm gone, all right. So if you never listen though,

767
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: Dean Collins a k a. The Young Shooter Um actor director,

768
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: But this is my first episode back since my suspension.

769
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: You were suspended and that and how do you how

770
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: do you feel be back because you you've been you

771
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: you were suspended and what were you s spending for?

772
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: Because you didn't know who Paully Walnuts was? And there

773
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: was another in fraction that was it. There was another

774
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,959
Speaker 1: thing you said something on the airways of the Iron

775
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: Rapports stereo podcast, and it was you didn't know who

776
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: Paully Walnuts is, shame on you. And and the other

777
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: thing was I can't remember what it was, but I

778
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: can't remember, but it was enough to go. It was spending.

779
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: It was It wasn't just a one thing, you know,

780
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: it's two things. And then we fucking bootage. Okay, but

781
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: I just tell you because I actually never told you

782
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: this and we're live right now. It kind of hurt

783
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: my feelings that I got suspended from the podcast and

784
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: you weren't even the ones to tell me the Wrap

785
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: a Pack. We're like, yo, dude, you got suspended. How

786
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: dare you fact checking? I'm like, what the fund is

787
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: going on? I did fact check and the I M

788
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: wrap ports Stereo Pockets. We pride ourselves it's not facts,

789
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: you know. But you were shooting on me and shooting

790
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: on me and shitting on me. And I didn't see

791
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: the sopranos. I know it's a good show. My parents watching,

792
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 1: my whole family watches it. It was yeah, that's what

793
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: it was. You fact checked, and you fact checked who

794
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: Pauli Walnuts was. So it was like it was like

795
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: it was like a one to you didn't know who

796
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: Pauli Walnuts was, and then you fact checked who he was.

797
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: It was all fucked up. Let's stay focused, because we

798
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 1: we're glad you're back. Um, you you you, you, you're

799
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: a controversial figure in the world of the Iron Rapports stereopolas.

800
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: But I want what I wanted to talk to you

801
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: about is um when we were in New York for

802
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: for for the world premiere of Hard Loving Woman, the

803
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: documentary that I directed about Juliet Lewis with the Tribeca

804
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: Film Festival, Robert De Niro's Film Festival. Um, everybody was

805
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: having a good time. Um, it was. It was a

806
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: party like atmosphere. We had. We were in the hotel.

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00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: We we we we we sort of had run in

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00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: the middle of the hotel. But we're you know, like,

809
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: I don't go crazy. You were there with your friend

810
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: Logan Lerman, Mr Logan, who's such a fucking hot shot.

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00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: He we wanted to get him on it, but he

812
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: was busy filming in New York or some ship. Right,

813
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: that's busy. I gotta twist this little prick's arm just

814
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 1: to get a tweet or a retweet every fucking second,

815
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: So do I man, I've been best friends with him

816
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: for twelve years. I got something to be proud about.

817
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: It's nothing like I've been best friends. Don't don't. Don't

818
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: name dropped, not name dropping. I'm just saying that we've

819
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: been friends for a long time. You had a night

820
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: where um, things went awry and and and you you

821
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: may or may not have smoked crack, and you wound

822
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: up in the bed. I didn't get all the details,

823
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: but I knew that it was podcast story worthy. So

824
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: why don't you give me a version that could be

825
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: entertaining and fulfilling to not just me, but to the

826
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: listeners about Let me just ask you, did you? Did you?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Have you gotten your blood test back to

828
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Speaker 1: see whether or not you did smoke crack? No? I didn't. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I smoked crack. And I just want

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Speaker 1: to preface this by saying like I wasn't going out

831
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Speaker 1: on a mission to go find crack. I'm not that dude.

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Speaker 1: I know that I'm not like. I know that you

833
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Speaker 1: may have reluctant. Let's you may have reluctantly smoked crack.

834
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's let's make sure that's the that goes

835
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 1: out and it's out there, may have reluctantly, not knowing,

836
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: not knowingly, smoked crack from a woman's purse. Um, So anyway,

837
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: you know, I'm out there with my buddy Logan. Where

838
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: at the premiere. I actually was fortunate enough to work

839
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: on hard loving woman from the start, and uh, you know,

840
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: it's exciting night. It was an exciting premiere. Everyone was

841
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: having a fun, fun time, and me and Logan ended

842
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: up meeting these two Argentinian girls. Um, you know, I

843
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: was just I was vibing with them. We were flirting,

844
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. It was a fun night. But they

845
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: had um come with their other friend, this this black chick. Um.

846
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: I love black girls too. By the way, it's not

847
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: saying it like, oh she's a black chick, um, but

848
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: she was very large, a very large black chick, which

849
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: I don't discriminate against. She was very very sweet. When

850
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: you say, look, because I didn't see her, I saw

851
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: the Argentina were beautiful, big Argentinian girls were beautiful. Now,

852
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: how like would you say if you had to guestimate

853
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: how much do you weigh? I'm gonna go ahead and

854
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: say one forty Okay, what if you had to if

855
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: you had a gun to your head and you really

856
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: have to really think, like think about it. The girth.

857
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: What do you think this chick tip the scales at

858
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: two to ten to Are you fucking serious? Bro? Look?

859
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: Can you think you like could this chick be on

860
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: like the biggest loser? Like no, no, no, no, no,

861
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: not like that. No, you wouldn't like bat your eye

862
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: like damn that chick is big. But I mean, look,

863
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm like hanging out with these petite Argentinian girls. She's

864
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: stuck out like a sore thumb. Okay, okay, okay, but

865
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, saying that she wasn't sweet whatever. Anyway,

866
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: so she she I rest ashore the legions and legions

867
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: of people that are listening to this. I doubt that

868
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: what with this girl, we're not gonna say her name though.

869
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: That's what I always got a little nervous about, just

870
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: because you know, if it were me, I would like

871
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: to say the names I want to give the fans. No, no, no,

872
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 1: we don't have to do. We don't need to do.

873
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: That's fine. So anyway, fast forward, We're having a good night,

874
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: we're after partying. Um, it's going really well and I'm

875
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: trying to be cool and I'm like, I'm trying to

876
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: find some wheat on the streets. It's not it's not California.

877
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't have my club card out there. It's very

878
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: tough in New York. And I'm just trying to like

879
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: to share with the people that aren't from California, that

880
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: that like to smoke that flower, what it's really like

881
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles if you're into smoking that flower.

882
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not the dude that's like l

883
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: A over New York l A like, But I gotta

884
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: tell you when it comes to that, when it comes

885
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: to flower power, that ship, I mean, it's literally like,

886
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: this is what it's like if you if you've never

887
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: been in Los Angeles and you don't live in the California,

888
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: the state of California or one of these legalized states.

889
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: Here's here's the thing. You know circle ks or seven elevens,

890
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: You know a circle case, it's like a seven eleven,

891
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: so you could drive or walk up to them like

892
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: you could. Literally they're as frequent as a circle K

893
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: or a seven eleven or your local bodega. For my

894
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: people in New York or in erin shy town. They're

895
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: literally that freaking and when you go in there, it's

896
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: just it's probably more friendly than a local bow digger

897
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: or a seven. So just so you know, if you're

898
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: into smoking that that flower in California and in Los Angeles,

899
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: that's that's what's going on. So so you're in New

900
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: York now you don't have you don't have any hookups.

901
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: I have no hookups. Um, so you're trying to cook

902
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: them flowers. Yeah, I'm like trying to just like fuck,

903
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: you know, let's let's get a little buzz going. Let's

904
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: go up to my hotel. You're telling the girls. Yeah, bro,

905
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm with these two Argentinian girls and Logan and the

906
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: big black girl, and we're on the streets at this

907
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: point drunk and I'm like, yo, I'm gonna find some weat.

908
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: So I see this like she looks kind of she

909
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,919
Speaker 1: looks a little cracked out, and she's trying to hail

910
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: a cab but she's no. No, This blonde girl I

911
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: see on the streets, she's like taxi, taxi, And I'm like, yo,

912
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 1: fucking I'm gonna ask her if she's got any of

913
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: that flower. You're just asking a m I was trisking

914
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: on the streets. Yo, man, you know by the way

915
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: you smoke, but like, what's the deal. Yeah, I mean

916
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 1: I was trying to, like, you know, just like feel

917
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: my way out. It's not my city, thank you. Um.

918
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: But anyway, I asked her and I said, you know

919
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: logans like stop asking people in the streets if they smoke.

920
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: We do. You don't do that out here. And so

921
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: I said, hey, do you smoke? You have any weed

922
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: on you? We're trying to smoke. And she's like I do,

923
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, fuck yeah, we're like holy shit, Like

924
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: the one chick I asked, we get lucky. So she's

925
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: going through her purse and I like, look down at

926
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: the purse, um, and she's got like literally tobacco covering

927
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: the bottom of the purse and just like other random

928
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: ship at the bottom, and she whips out this crack pipe,

929
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: not your typical marijuana pipe that you pack in the bowl,

930
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: and you're hitting it, you know, it's like, yeah, it's

931
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: like some fun. It's like a crack pipe for real.

932
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like this is odd, but fuck it, you know,

933
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm drunk. I'm trying to get that buzz. So she

934
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: scoops up some of that fucking wacky tobaccy at the

935
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 1: bottom of the purse and shoves it in the crack pipe.

936
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm going for that first hit. Logan's all ya,

937
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: So so you don't know if she's smoking that Richard prior.

938
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking about the Richard prior. To be honest,

939
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 1: I was just like, fuck yeah, we scored. If I

940
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: gotta smoke this spliff, I'll smoke that fucking spliff. It

941
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: looks dirty, but you may or may not be smoking

942
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: those gray skies. I don't know, but I'll tell you.

943
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: What was the distinguishing factor between weed and crack was.

944
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: You know, I lit it and I'm like, fuck yeah,

945
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: I lit it, and the second I inhaled, it was

946
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: like immediately and you know, you know, I smoked like

947
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: I smoked weed. I'm not like I don't have my

948
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: virgin lungs. I know weed. I know what splits are like,

949
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: and this was like something else. I let's just say

950
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 1: I didn't go back for a second hit, and Logan

951
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: was giving me shit about it. You know, I can't

952
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: believe I think you just smoked. Logan reluctantly smoke crackers.

953
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: Logan did not smoke, Okay, okay, because we don't want

954
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: to throw him. He did not. Why are you winking?

955
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm not winking, Okay, Okay, I'm just kidding, motherfucker. I

956
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 1: know I didn't, but he didn't smoke it. I smoked it.

957
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: We're all now, you don't know. It could have been cracker.

958
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: It could have been those gray skies. The girls, the

959
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: girl that I was with, the Big Black girl, had

960
00:55:54,960 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: actually smoked cocaine um unbeknownst night that night, she had

961
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: rolled cocaine joint called um what is that a cocaine?

962
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 1: I gonna listen to Woo Tang because because they I

963
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: think that's called it's on some wootang ship, but I

964
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: don't know what that. Yeah, that wo tang? Okay, she

965
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 1: was smoking on that. She was on that Woo Tang.

966
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: She's like, she's like, yo, I just smoked that Woo

967
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: Tang and I'm like that's dope. That's dough for sure,

968
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: So like let's try and find something. She like, no, no, no,

969
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: I just smoked that Woo Tang And I'm like, I

970
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: was like, what's wou tang? And she's like, that's like

971
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: cocaine in a joint, and you know, I didn't think

972
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: anything of that. I want to tell people this straight

973
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: up about me. I've never sniffed anything, snorted anything, or

974
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: taking any pills of any kind. I've been drunk and

975
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: two or three like yo I I like, yo, you're

976
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: a ginger ale guy. I'm a ginger ale guy. So

977
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: when you tell me that a young girl is smoking

978
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: that Woo Tang, yeah, like it's nothing. I'm frightened, bro

979
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: I was. I was so frightened. I started nervously laughing.

980
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: So she was wet. Essentially, she was already she already

981
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 1: knew about that. So that's when she was enjoying the

982
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: wacky tobaccy from the purse. When she's like yeah, dope,

983
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: that's when I was like, fuck, if she's like in this,

984
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: I think I'm on that Woo Tang ship now fuck

985
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 1: I know. And so anyway, we fast forward. We walked

986
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: back to our hotel room. We got you know, me Logan,

987
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: the two Argentinean girls. And when we say hotel room,

988
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: we're talking about hotel box. It's a box. What you

989
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: your room was like? It was it was a traditional hold.

990
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: It was a nice room. It was a great room,

991
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: but it was not size. I don't need anything that crazy.

992
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: But you're saying there's five people in one in one bed,

993
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: my dude, not just one room. We were all up

994
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: in that bed. I got photos on my camera. So

995
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: you're in the bed, and and and and and and

996
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: and so everybody's clothed. Were all we're all clothed, we're

997
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: all in the in the bed, everybody high on tream,

998
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: we're all using the selfie stick to take photos. You

999
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: had made me get selfie. So do you think that

1000
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: this night being on crack? And I wasn't on crack.

1001
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: We don't have to say that. But was what broke

1002
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: my my because my selfie stick made it didn't even

1003
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: make it twenty four hours, No it didn't. We made

1004
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: of now famous viral, a video of you me on

1005
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: the streets or the stuff. And then the next day

1006
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: that was the end of myself broke. And it was

1007
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: a high end, thirty seven dollar selfie stick. That's some

1008
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: I got. You broke it, dude, bro I didn't do nothing.

1009
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: You didn't do ship whatever the self forget to break

1010
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: my self stick, Get the stick, forget I said anything.

1011
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: Two tons of fun broke my selfie stick. Oh shit, alright,

1012
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: so listen, I'm in the bed. We're all vibing out.

1013
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, it's it's fucking six am. Right,

1014
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: We're all just like in the bed, chilling out. We

1015
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: all start laying there and no one's trying to freaking

1016
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: one's getting freaky because you got third wheel. How did

1017
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: you refer to her? I'd like two tons of fun,

1018
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: two tons of fun. That's though. Two tons of fun

1019
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: was in the bed, and two tons of fun was

1020
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: just like she was the elephant in the room. You

1021
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Not well, I guess that does

1022
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: make sense, but I didn't mean it like that. But

1023
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: we're all laying down and then the next thing, you know,

1024
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 1: one of the blonde Argentinian girls because I gotta go.

1025
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. It's six am. I gotta go, and

1026
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,439
Speaker 1: her and her friend leaving. I'm like, ship, these girls

1027
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 1: are leaving, all right, we didn't get lucky. I got

1028
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: another night out here. Whatever they leave. Then you know,

1029
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: then it's me Logan and the big black girl in

1030
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: the bed. Fine, that's all good, but I told Logan,

1031
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: my dude, this is my bed. I'm not getting in

1032
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: the middle. You got that middle dude, and he was like,

1033
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: fuck it, dude, you're spooning Logan. And he's no, no, no, no,

1034
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: you just you're putting words in my mouth. I didn't

1035
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: she's spooning and Logan. I didn't say it was spooning

1036
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: any was Logan spooning you? No one was spooning Logan

1037
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: spooning the girl, somebody, some weird fantasies with Duke Duke.

1038
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: I said, Logan, you start talking about spooning my man.

1039
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: If there's three of you in the bed, it's six

1040
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: in the morning, somebody spooning somebody. And I don't want

1041
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: to know who was spooning who. I'll tell you. I

1042
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: was in the edge of the that's I was doing

1043
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: like an old team to turnament song. Who who's foh? Okay,

1044
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: go ahead and anyway, So we're all in the bed

1045
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: and and I'm at the edge of the bed, and

1046
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: then Logan wakes me. He's like, yo, dude, sorry, I

1047
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: gotta go back to my spot. He's in New York

1048
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: right now shooting a film. So he has his own

1049
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm just come on my podcast, not name dropping Logan.

1050
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: Logan has his own spot. Okay there, so he can

1051
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: not need to be in my room, no doubt. He's like, Yo,

1052
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: I hate to do this to you, but I'm going

1053
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: back to my spot. And I'm like, if you fucking

1054
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: get out of this bed and leave me with home Girl,

1055
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get really fucking piste off. Dude. I'm not like,

1056
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: it's not like that kind and he was like, sorry, bro,

1057
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: So he left and it's me and home Girl. Now.

1058
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: It's just it's down to two, you know, It's like,

1059
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: what the funk out? So now maybe you and her,

1060
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: maybe she wanted you. I don't know do but that's

1061
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: not where my mind was at. And I'm literally, if

1062
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: you're picturing me, I'm at the edge edge of the

1063
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: But are you coming off? Are you coming down off

1064
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: those grace guys at this point? Because you you you could?

1065
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: Are you coming on? Like? Are you? Are you on

1066
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: a crack like there was? That's that's why I don't

1067
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: think I smoked crack because I would have been up, up, up,

1068
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 1: up up. I wouldn't have been able to false you

1069
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 1: come down at some point you you weren't been You

1070
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 1: made it to seven in the morning when I was

1071
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 1: falling asleep those I was on that crack game. I'm

1072
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: not about I don't know what you were on, but

1073
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: you were on something because because you were either on

1074
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: those great Skuys, you were wet Are you smoked that?

1075
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: Sam Jackson? I was on that dust you you were

1076
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: you were on that or some of that ship, and

1077
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 1: it was reluctantly. I'm not saying you're a dust head

1078
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 1: and you're on that sid vicious. I'm just saying that

1079
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: you were definitely you know, you were definitely on that

1080
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: Len Bias. Let me say something. The last time happened.

1081
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: Last time I fact checked, I got suspended, So I

1082
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: ain't trying to figure out what I was doing because

1083
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: two times suspension is unprecedented on the Iron Rape. Yeah,

1084
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I mean maybe for you,

1085
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: I could run something up the flag, but but I

1086
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: either you just make it through this episode without any incident.

1087
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: But going back to that suspension, like, why didn't you

1088
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: just tell me up front? Like, yo, dog, you fact check,

1089
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: I gotta pull the plug on you, homeboy. I shouldn't

1090
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: know that. Well, everyone else knew it, but if you're

1091
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: the wrapper pack knew it without what they just knew

1092
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: it all I'm let's say I'm the head of a company,

1093
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: and some dudes like, what the funk, dude, I'm hearing

1094
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: that my body coming on the Iron Rapports stereo podcast.

1095
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: None of the big guests are coming on here with

1096
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: the motherfucking Wikipedia page or an Encyclopedia botanical, you know,

1097
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: tape to their leg. Come in here, raw dog without

1098
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: a bat. And I knew what it was. I knew

1099
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't that crack. I knew I wasn't on that

1100
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 1: wou tang. I was so how did it end with um?

1101
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how it ended. I was at the

1102
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: edge of the bed, you know. And you know what

1103
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: it's like when you're just so fucked up from having

1104
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: you know, good night. That next morning is brutal. You

1105
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: don't want to see anybody. I want to just be

1106
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and you know I need you the

1107
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: next morning to work. I'm in that exactly, No, Bruno,

1108
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready to yo. You need to get

1109
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: to get up, get your mind right, get get that Starbucks,

1110
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: get your we gotta get him. I know. And because

1111
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't, you weren't brought to New York for falling nah,

1112
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 1: I was working, was a part of the film. And

1113
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: when you were working, and and the night before you're

1114
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: smoking dust may or may not? Okay, okay, So how

1115
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: did you get rid of Sapphire? Okay? So I'm I'm

1116
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: laying in the bed with Sapphire and I'm at the

1117
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: edge of Like I said, I'm at the edge as

1118
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: if I'm about to fall off that and if she's

1119
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,439
Speaker 1: giving the vibe like no vibes, bro No, I didn't

1120
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: let her give me that vibe. I turned over. I

1121
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: had my back. It was like, you know, you picture

1122
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: a couple fighting at the end of my night. You know,

1123
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: it's like we were backs turned. Maybe she wasn't, but

1124
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: my back was like, girl, I'm you're never going to

1125
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: see this face. That's how far away from you. I

1126
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: So I'm on that ship. I wake up, I'm gonna haze.

1127
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: The dust is worn off, the hangovers starting to kick in.

1128
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten anything. I'm feeling ship. I look up

1129
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: at the clock. It says it's twelve pm. I think,

1130
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: oh fuck, yeah, I got my sleep in. We're all good.

1131
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: I turn over just to make sure home girls gone.

1132
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: Sapphire still in the fucking bed it's twelve in the afternoon.

1133
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: What are you doing with your day? Is she sleeping?

1134
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: She's knocked out, damn knocked up under the covers. Like

1135
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 1: I thought, like, oh, maybe she made herself come. She

1136
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: made herself so cold. I'm not going any fucking where nowhere,

1137
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: Like she was there and I think she was from

1138
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: like the Bronx somewhere far, so she wasn't going home

1139
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: anytime soon. But I looked over and I was like,

1140
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: I literally was like, so, how did you get home?

1141
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: Grow out of the room. Um. I was just like, shit,

1142
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: I don't feel good and I gotta I got shipped

1143
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: to do. And what she said one PM is like,

1144
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: that's fun. You're so lucky I didn't come up in

1145
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: that room because you know, it was a photo of me,

1146
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: and there is not There is a photo not of

1147
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: that morning, but if there was a photo, it would

1148
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: look like the scene from Trip with the big black chick.

1149
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: That's fucking DJ Quals, the nerdy dude, and you know

1150
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: what that comparison that was me and my girl. And

1151
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: you didn't hit it and quit it. No. So so

1152
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: you're saying, after all this, you didn't get any ass, nothing, none,

1153
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: Argentinian girls. One of them hit me up on Twitter,

1154
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: like you want to tweet me? Yeah, oh yeah, why

1155
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: don't you tweet me? You could have slept over and

1156
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: we could have, you know, each other whatever. She didn't

1157
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: even want to play a little grabs. I didn't even

1158
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 1: want to come on ever, come on. So you know, look,

1159
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: the experience was funny. You're talking games, you know, but

1160
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: like you said, I wasn't out there for pleasure. It

1161
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: was for business. Was talking about like you had you

1162
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 1: had Argentinian girls in the room and you're talking about

1163
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,959
Speaker 1: playing grab. How did you go to bed? Grab bass.

1164
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: I go to sleep at eight, nine, ten, eleven o'clock,

1165
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: Like I was in New York party and I was

1166
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: sleep at eleven. That's like, you know my style. I

1167
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: go to sleep. I don't funk around the the one

1168
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: night I was up late, I don't. I don't play

1169
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 1: around I was. I was with I need my sleep

1170
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: and that was my mental and physical rest. Like my

1171
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: my brain shut down. Yeah you got like beauty, I'm

1172
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: gonna like my mind is in a constant torture chamber

1173
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: during the day. That sounds fucking terrible. It's fucked up,

1174
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: Like that's my life. That sounds miserable. Torture Chamber of

1175
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 1: myself twenty four seven. Are you battling with yourself or

1176
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: with other people? Bating myself? But no, it's not. I'm

1177
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,479
Speaker 1: battling with myself, but in my mind, I'm battling the world.

1178
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: But it's all in my in my imagination and to myself.

1179
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 1: I get that if somehow I could somehow record the

1180
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: thoughts that go through my head, not my voice. I

1181
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: thought about, like, can you imagine if they can record dreams,

1182
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: like visualize it in front of you, like your dream,

1183
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: that'd be dope. Record thoughts. But look, New York was fun.

1184
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,360
Speaker 1: I had a great time out there. It feels good

1185
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: coming back to the podcast. I feel a little bit

1186
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: more welcome, not so much like the new kid on

1187
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: the block anymore. And I gotta tell me trying to say,

1188
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: like you're saying, like, fuck Moody, what did I fucking say?

1189
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,439
Speaker 1: You know, I felt like I was reading between the lines.

1190
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: You were like, Yo, You're like Moody could suck? I didn't.

1191
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: I think you are saying that about Moody. I'm not

1192
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: saying about yeah, but you're saying that about your cousin's

1193
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: gonna be out here this weekend. But why are you

1194
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: saying that about your cohor. I'm just saying, if you

1195
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: want to like you now, I'm not saying it. Let's say,

1196
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: all right, so I just want to say one thing

1197
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: that brightens up my day about the wrap a pack,

1198
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 1: y um it and like there's no bullshit. I'm not

1199
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: like playing any right right now, but I just want

1200
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: to say, like when I get the tweets of me

1201
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: and art form and like, I gotta tell you, man,

1202
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,479
Speaker 1: that makes my fucking not only my day, my week.

1203
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: And I know I'm not on the shirts. And I

1204
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 1: know I'm not like involved. I know that's fine, that's fine,

1205
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 1: that's I'm not getting on the ship. I'm just I

1206
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: want to get on. I'm just letting you know you're

1207
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 1: not getting on the shirt. I would like to get

1208
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: on the shirt. But if I don't, if I if

1209
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm not welcome to the I want to be maybe

1210
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 1: like you gotta do some unprecedented That's fine to get

1211
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: on his shirt right now, Like you're just just be

1212
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: humbled and be happy, like he man, I'm humbled that

1213
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 1: people are making me into arc like that excites no doubt,

1214
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: you know, bring that on. I'll retweet. I love all

1215
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 1: of it, alright, but I had a good time with you.

1216
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: I think I think we're you know, we're good. We're

1217
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: good good, right, We're good. We're good, you know, like

1218
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 1: you know, because you know that May eleven and eight

1219
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: p m. At the Hollywood Improv, we with the Dirty

1220
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 1: Sports Crossover with the with the with the caps from

1221
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,640
Speaker 1: the Dirty Sports. It's the I Am Wrappingport stereo podcast

1222
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: slash Dirty Sports Crossover tick a link available in the

1223
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: episode description. But it's at the Hollywood Improv. The Young

1224
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 1: Shooter is gonna be there, Gimo, Nettie's gonna be there,

1225
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: and the Dirty Sports people are gonna be there. Can

1226
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: I just say one thing before we head out? I'm

1227
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: sorry about that, Michael, but I just always cut it out.

1228
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 1: Yeah we won't, okay, but I just want to say,

1229
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: have you ever considered hosting a barbecue at your house

1230
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 1: for the Wrapper Pack? I want to do that. Well,

1231
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: we're we're hosting a party for the Wrap Pack as

1232
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: soon as Moody's crib, you know, because the ship got

1233
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,760
Speaker 1: burnt down, um and they're just just just getting all

1234
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,400
Speaker 1: the insurance it's a whole thing. I think, like insurance

1235
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: is a fucking nightmare. But but is that an excuse

1236
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 1: for you not to have the Wrappa Pack actually see

1237
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: you in person? I know you have a great trying

1238
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,680
Speaker 1: to funk. I want to have you met. Have you

1239
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: met anybody in the rap Pack? Yes, I've met. I've

1240
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: met a few people on the Rappa Pack. Are they

1241
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,240
Speaker 1: the same as the same presence online as it is

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Speaker 1: in person? Now? They're more low key, just like I'm

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Speaker 1: more low key in real life. But but but when

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Speaker 1: the Wrappa Pack forms together, it's unstoppable. But that's why

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Speaker 1: I wanted to suggest maybe a barbecue or some kind

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Speaker 1: of meeting your crib, I didn't say my crib, but

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Speaker 1: they we can hopefully whoever's in the California area come

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Speaker 1: out to the improv u and to be there on

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Speaker 1: the eleventh, and it's gonna be uh did I say

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Speaker 1: May eleventh? Yeah? You said May eleventh of the Hollywood Improblem? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: as I said, but but you know we're we're gonna

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Speaker 1: be doing that ship live and direct. Anyway, Yo, this

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Speaker 1: is the Iron Rapports Stereo post. Let me here a

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Speaker 1: little funk MOUs let me, let me, let me hear

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Speaker 1: something funky uh right now, and uh we're out to