Speaker 1: You have told me several times as we're getting to
Speaker 1: know each other, Sabrina Ryan, that you were tomboy when
Speaker 1: you grew up a little bit. Yes, what was your
Speaker 1: tomboy jam like, what was your thing? Did you play football?
Speaker 1: Were you into sports? Was it? Like? What was your thing? I?
Speaker 2: Well, I did dance during my tomboy stage. Still I did.
Speaker 3: Maybe a little bit prior to that, like that might
Speaker 3: have happened while I was in my tomboy stage and
Speaker 3: then that part fizzled out. But I rode my bike like.
Speaker 1: Everywhere really, okay.
Speaker 2: And I did not have a girly bike.
Speaker 3: I had like a hoofy like it was more of
Speaker 3: like a racer looking bike.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I played soccer. I love playing soccer. And
Speaker 3: I played soccer all the way through my freshman year
Speaker 3: of high school.
Speaker 2: So I, for I think it's not.
Speaker 1: Athletic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, like I liked to play soccer.
Speaker 3: It wasn't just dance for me. Even within dance, I
Speaker 3: was really into hip hop. So you know, that is
Speaker 3: a little bit more. It is not a girly It
Speaker 3: definitely can be, but it's not Typically you're looking to
Speaker 3: be a little bit more rougher with your performance level
Speaker 3: and things like that.
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, well that's your tom boyne I did. I.
Speaker 3: I really love that time because I was really I
Speaker 3: had a lot of good guy friends too, I really
Speaker 3: you know, when it was recess time in elementary school,
Speaker 3: I was out playing kickball and always trying to play basketball,
Speaker 3: but I just didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't work. Was probably wasn't in the cards.
Speaker 3: So I stuck to the sports on the on the
Speaker 3: field that I could handle, which was kickball anywhere I
Speaker 3: could really run fast.
Speaker 2: It was something I loved to do. That I did.
Speaker 3: I learned a lot about being kind of one of
Speaker 3: the guys at that time. And you know, having really
Speaker 3: good guy friends I think helped me later on in
Speaker 3: life because they really looked out for me and had
Speaker 3: my back, which is cool.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a tomboy face. I was very heavy
Speaker 1: set and funny, so I had a tommy boy face.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, oh my, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: And welcome everybody to Magical Rewind, the show that makes
Speaker 1: you want to grab your friends, your pj's, and your
Speaker 1: popcorn and go back to a time when all the
Speaker 1: houses were smart. The waves Tsunamis in the high School's musical.
Speaker 2: I'm Wilfredell and I'm Supriena Brian. I love you will.
Speaker 2: I just can't. I look forward to this damn.
Speaker 3: Podcast all freaking week because you come out with those
Speaker 3: banger drop Mike.
Speaker 2: Good love.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. But what I really appreciated was this
Speaker 1: week's movie. I was so happpy with this movie. I
Speaker 1: was so happy with this movie.
Speaker 3: This movie, it was another one. I'm getting a little
Speaker 3: frustrated that my memory is not kicking in as.
Speaker 2: Well, really, because I.
Speaker 3: Completely forgot that the mom that is in this movie
Speaker 3: is Mary.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh.
Speaker 3: I've been around her a lot. She was best friends
Speaker 3: with Louis van Amssel, who was on Dancing with the
Speaker 3: Stars with and she.
Speaker 2: Was, okay, the mom of Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 1: Mary Margaret Oh, Mary Margaret Humes.
Speaker 2: Yes, and she is she not just the most stunning
Speaker 2: I think she's the most gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Mom's absolutely stunning.
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing. I googled her, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this woman is well. She was also like
Speaker 1: a Miss America contestant and one like Miss Flour. I mean,
Speaker 1: she was beauty. Was part of this woman's life, but.
Speaker 2: She was a goddess in real life.
Speaker 3: She is so sweet and just so humble, you know,
Speaker 3: I love I mean, I was like, oh gosh, I mean,
Speaker 3: we already have two guests from this movie, but rustly
Speaker 3: we will get maybe get her on because I love talking.
Speaker 3: I can't I couldn't wait to call her one time
Speaker 3: and start talking to her about this cast because the
Speaker 3: way she talks about Dawson Creek and that cast of
Speaker 3: how those feel like her kids.
Speaker 2: Yea's so cute.
Speaker 1: Oh that's well. If anybody still doesn't know we are
Speaker 1: talking about motocross, that's right. It is time to get
Speaker 1: some big air. So hold down the throttle, make sure
Speaker 1: you're the whole shot, and pull off a knack knack,
Speaker 1: because we're recapping again the two thousand and one Motocross
Speaker 1: Racing dcom perfectly titled Motocross Thank You. We are back
Speaker 1: to extreme sports dcoms here, ladies and gentlemen, which is
Speaker 1: why I'm gonna start talking like this. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: a common thematic focus for the studio. In the late
Speaker 1: nineties early two thousands, we had Johnny Tsunami, we had Brink.
Speaker 1: This time it's centered around the high stakes world of
Speaker 1: dirt bike racing, Sabrina, have you ever been on a drtbike?
Speaker 3: I have not, and I wish I had when I
Speaker 3: was younger, because there is zero chance I will get
Speaker 3: on one now.
Speaker 1: At I was ten when I got my first dirt bike.
Speaker 1: I started on a Honda Z fifty as a little kid.
Speaker 1: I went then to an XR eighty, then an XR
Speaker 1: one hundred, and then of course I had a car.
Speaker 1: But I have well, I'll see if I can find them.
Speaker 1: I'll post some great pictures. I have great pictures of
Speaker 1: me dirt bike as a kid. It was. It was
Speaker 1: the favorite thing in the world. My friends and I
Speaker 1: all had dirt bikes. We were our little motorcycle gang
Speaker 1: that had just no talent on bikes and were completely uncool.
Speaker 1: I always say we were like Johnny and his bad
Speaker 1: Gang of Cobra Kai in the first Karate Kid movie,
Speaker 1: except none of us had women, none of us knew karate,
Speaker 1: none of us had talent on our bikes. So completely
Speaker 1: and totally different, but in our head it was the same.
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys rode out in like the back.
Speaker 1: We were in the woods. Yeah, we were in the woods.
Speaker 1: And we made our own racetrack and we all had
Speaker 1: different numbers on our bike. It was something zero one,
Speaker 1: so my friend Jeff was one oh one, and then
Speaker 1: my friend Matt was two oh one. I was three
Speaker 1: zero one, my friend Andy was four oh one. It
Speaker 1: was like all of us riding around. It was just
Speaker 1: so I love that This movie premiered on February sixteenth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. And here's a sentence, I didn't
Speaker 1: see coming. Motocross is based on the Shakespeare play twelfth Night.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely true. For those who've never seen or
Speaker 1: read twelfth Night, first of all, you should. But it's
Speaker 1: about a mistaken identity where Viola, disguised as a man,
Speaker 1: becomes entangled in the love triangle involving Duke Orsino and
Speaker 1: Lady Olivia, ultimately leading to a comedic misunderstanding and joyful resolutions.
Speaker 1: And it's not the only modern popular comedy that got
Speaker 1: its inspiration from twelfth Night. We also have. Two thousand
Speaker 1: and six is Amanda Bynes's soccer ROMP She's the Man,
Speaker 1: and apparently nineteen eighty five's doesn't really hold up very well,
Speaker 1: but still one of my favorites as a kid. Just
Speaker 1: one of the guys also claim its origins from the
Speaker 1: same source material. Once again, you're looking for a banger,
Speaker 1: look for Shakespeare. By the way, Shakespeare talk about being
Speaker 1: a cad and kind of an ass. In his will,
Speaker 1: the only thing he left his wife was his second
Speaker 1: best bed. Thank you, William Shakespeare. This was the twenty
Speaker 1: sixth dcom ever made, and it filmed in various locations
Speaker 1: around California, with many actual motorcross race tracks being used
Speaker 1: to ensure an authentic environment. Similarly, handfuls of professional riders
Speaker 1: were hired as stunt doubles to ride and perform stunts,
Speaker 1: most notably A. Lisa Huggins, a popular pro. She was
Speaker 1: a stunt double for the character, of course, of Andrea
Speaker 1: Andy Carson, handling more of the challenging scenes. And in
Speaker 1: many cases the actors didn't ride the bikes or couldn't
Speaker 1: ride the bikes at all, so they were very very
Speaker 1: stunt performer reliant. But here are some of the names
Speaker 1: of the people that were not only the riders, but
Speaker 1: did some of the cameos. It is just name after naming.
Speaker 1: These are names where even if you don't know the sport,
Speaker 1: you've heard of these names correct like Jeremy McGrath, Travis Pastrana,
Speaker 1: Steve Lampson, Sean Collier. I mean, it's one after another.
Speaker 1: They're all in this movie, making it just an absolute
Speaker 1: love letter and a time capsule for this sport. For sure,
Speaker 1: it's huge. This is also a big dive into again
Speaker 1: Disney doing it before other people are doing it, which
Speaker 1: is one of the channel's biggest and most amazing Just
Speaker 1: Chef's Kiss. They always seem to do these things before
Speaker 1: anybody else, and it's their dive into gender identity and
Speaker 1: equal rights something again, Disney still find themselves tackling in
Speaker 1: movies and TV shows in twenty twenty four, but we
Speaker 1: get a glimpse into the faults of misogyny for many
Speaker 1: of its young impress viewers back in the day. What
Speaker 1: a great way to teach these these things to young people.
Speaker 1: And it was again, I'll we'll do early thoughts, but
Speaker 1: this is might be my favorite team.
Speaker 3: But I could not believe that I forgot that this
Speaker 3: was a big girl empowerment movie.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I wasn't thinking about that. I don't know
Speaker 2: where I was.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where you were. His name was Riley.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where you were, so don't even get
Speaker 1: me started, because we'll also we're there.
Speaker 2: You are there too.
Speaker 1: Well, every single uh producer we've had on the show
Speaker 1: except for Jensen. I love Jensen, but all the other
Speaker 1: producers are women, and it was been the whole text chain.
Speaker 1: This entire week has just been a bunch of women
Speaker 1: going back and forth about Riley Smith. That's the absolutely.
Speaker 5: I didn't text, but I also think he's.
Speaker 1: Great general, he's amazing. But we weren't. We weren't actually
Speaker 1: texting about it. We told each other in press. We've
Speaker 1: also got a pretty incredible rock soundtrack, which did happen
Speaker 1: quite a bit in these more extreme d cooms, especially
Speaker 1: than this or its related ones. Yeah, but the song
Speaker 1: most remembered from this movie is You're an Ocean from
Speaker 1: the band Fastball, which also, of course is really known
Speaker 1: for this song out of my Head. I was out
Speaker 1: of my Head. But unfortunately, and this is something that
Speaker 1: we've talked about that's happened before, the song was removed
Speaker 1: from Disney Plus because of a rights issue, which thinks.
Speaker 1: But songs from Action League and The Juliana Theory they
Speaker 1: also appear in the movie. But it's a kind of
Speaker 1: a bummer about Fastball, But it's another very big reason
Speaker 1: that you need to go out and buy the movies
Speaker 1: that you love, because sometimes when they go onto these
Speaker 1: streaming services, they're changed. So if you get a chance,
Speaker 1: buy the DVDs, buy the Blu rays, don't buy VHS's.
Speaker 1: You can't really do anything with them. But seriously, keep
Speaker 1: buying the physical media or we are going to lose
Speaker 1: these films. Very important. So Motocross is available to stream
Speaker 1: right now in Disney Plus minus the Fastball song, even
Speaker 1: if it has some different music, But you can watch
Speaker 1: it before you listen to us or after. Why don't
Speaker 1: you let the moon phase dictate your answer, It will
Speaker 1: lead the way. So you said you've forgot a bunch
Speaker 1: about this, but what did you remember about motocross before
Speaker 1: you watched it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I remember, you know, knowing at the time
Speaker 3: that there were these big names that were actually doing
Speaker 3: the motocross, and I remember thinking, wow, this sport is
Speaker 3: so cool. It's something that when you live in Orange County,
Speaker 3: there's a place called Glamis that's a place where a
Speaker 3: lot of people will go out into.
Speaker 2: The desert and do stuff.
Speaker 3: And that was not part of my world my like,
Speaker 3: my family wasn't a part of that, but I definitely
Speaker 3: had friends that were sure.
Speaker 1: Is that like the big desert sand dunes you see
Speaker 1: with like yeah cool, and you go out.
Speaker 3: And you do razors out there, and you know, people
Speaker 3: take big like vs. Yeah, they stay there for like,
Speaker 3: you know, a couple of days or whatever. So I
Speaker 3: remember when this came out, it was my first time
Speaker 3: really seeing what the world was about, you know what.
Speaker 3: And and I remember being so good in that way.
Speaker 3: And then of course, you know, you got some great
Speaker 3: looking guys in the movie on this one.
Speaker 1: And girl, I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say, and she is great both. I mean,
Speaker 2: I just she was. She was stunning.
Speaker 3: Alana was just she was a beautiful young girl. And
Speaker 3: it was just I mean, I didn't remember it being
Speaker 3: girl power.
Speaker 2: I didn't think of it that way.
Speaker 1: I don't think total girl power.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I loved it. It made me love it
Speaker 3: even more. I just so fun to watch.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 1: This is always the part where I joke, I've never
Speaker 1: heard of it, I don't know anything about it. And
Speaker 1: while I didn't really know anything about it, I had
Speaker 1: heard of this movie. This was like a brink or
Speaker 1: a Johnny Tsunami where I. While I might not have
Speaker 1: watched it because I was I was too old to
Speaker 1: see the movie, I definitely heard of this. This had
Speaker 1: made it into the zeitgeistis had made it into the
Speaker 1: culture enough to where I knew exactly what this movie was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know really what it was about. I didn't
Speaker 1: know it was a girl power movie either. But motocrossed
Speaker 1: you know about a motorcycle dirt biking movie that was
Speaker 1: on the channel. I had totally heard about this. I
Speaker 1: did not know how good it was, but I totally
Speaker 1: about this. So before you injure your knee in a
Speaker 1: friendly competit twelve lap race with your sister, why don't
Speaker 1: we get into the synopsis? A young girl secretly poses
Speaker 1: as her twin brother to win the big motocross race
Speaker 1: for her father's team. Now, did you believe they were
Speaker 1: twins because they could have just been siblings, or was
Speaker 1: it being the exact same age important to the story.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought they did look like did you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I thought they pulled it off enough to it was
Speaker 1: it was like, it wasn't so crazy, it was believable enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And but I didn't need them to be twins.
Speaker 3: I feel like they just seemed like they could be
Speaker 3: you know what people consider like Irish twins, you know,
Speaker 3: very close in age. They didn't have to be identical
Speaker 3: looking twins for me at all. When she was in
Speaker 3: the shop, that whole scene back and forth, it was like, Okay.
Speaker 1: She really just pulled it off. Thought they pulled it
Speaker 1: off enough. I thought she pulled it off enough. All right,
Speaker 1: early thoughts, obviously, what'd you think of the movie?
Speaker 3: I mean, it was so I loved it from from
Speaker 3: the beginning. My my super Caesar not great.
Speaker 2: I've just sat there and watched it, going, oh, this
Speaker 2: is such a good one.
Speaker 3: I love these sports ones are my jam I love
Speaker 3: them so much. And this lives up to everyone's level
Speaker 3: of nostalgia that they've been asking for.
Speaker 2: This one. It lives up to it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: I knew there was no way you weren't gonna like it.
Speaker 1: My dudebt, I agree with you one thousand percent. This
Speaker 1: is arguably one of my favorite movies that we've watched.
Speaker 1: This is so reminiscent of the movies I loved as
Speaker 1: a kid. Rad BMX Bandits, Gleaming the Cube, These were
Speaker 1: all movies that were so important to me as a kid.
Speaker 1: This caught that vibe perfectly. It brought me right back
Speaker 1: to that time. I thought it was fun. There's times
Speaker 1: I was yelling at the screen. We'll get into that,
Speaker 1: because oh do we have a trophy to give out
Speaker 1: this week? But it was it was really really good,
Speaker 1: super enjoyable movie. I did not have to try to
Speaker 1: watch it like I was thirteen. Watching it as a
Speaker 1: forty eight year old, I was like, this is just
Speaker 1: a solid, solid movie. Motocross was directed by Steve Boyam,
Speaker 1: a legend here on Magical Rewind. The stuntman turned director
Speaker 1: was also behind the camera on Johnny Tsunami and They
Speaker 1: yet to be reviewed, Stepsister from the Planet Weird, and
Speaker 1: Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire. So if you're
Speaker 1: making a movie about extreme sports or your family isn't
Speaker 1: coounting some sort of a monster, this is your dude.
Speaker 1: After an incredible career in stunts for movies in the
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties, including Oh Wait for This List and
Speaker 1: it is such a small part of the list, Predator,
Speaker 1: Days of Thunder, and Thelma and Louise, he's since become
Speaker 1: a very busy TV director, with credits on Cold Case,
Speaker 1: Hawaii five zero, Supernatural, and Goosebumps. And I really want
Speaker 1: to get him on the podcast because this guy is awesome.
Speaker 1: The movie stars Alana Austen as Andrea Andy Carson. Alana
Speaker 1: does some very heavy lifting in this film. She starred
Speaker 1: in the nineteen ninety four movie North, as well as
Speaker 1: a Steve Martin film, A Simple Twist of Fate, when
Speaker 1: she was just ten years old. She also played opposite
Speaker 1: Aaron Carter in the movie Pops, and she'd later star
Speaker 1: opposite Ted Danson and Mary steam Bergen on a failed
Speaker 1: sitcom called Ink, and guest stars on shows like Sister Sister,
Speaker 1: Seventh Heaven, and Boston Public. She retired from Hollywood around
Speaker 1: two thousand and five as far as we can tell,
Speaker 1: and has since entered the field of medicine. Wow. Also
Speaker 1: worth noting here. Before her retirement, she was set to
Speaker 1: star in a movie called Monster Jam about the infamous
Speaker 1: monster truck tour that we think was going to serve
Speaker 1: as a motocross sequel, but it was canceled before they
Speaker 1: started shooting. But we don't know, but we think that's
Speaker 1: what it was. She did start a movie with Lorenzo Lamis,
Speaker 1: Who's the coolest Lammis You're ever gonna meet? And Josh
Speaker 1: Hutcherson called Moto Kids that has absolutely no relation to
Speaker 1: this movie whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Trevor O'Brien is Andrew Carson, her injured brother. Trevor is
Speaker 1: best known for his role in Gridiron Gang alongside the
Speaker 1: Rock and has appeared in other movies like Dodgeball and
Speaker 1: In Time and TV shows like Gray's Anatomy and mad Men.
Speaker 1: It's one banger after another. And then of course there's
Speaker 1: Riley Smith, who plays and Riley has been so busy
Speaker 1: and visible as an actor basically his entire life. Since
Speaker 1: he started in the business, he has not stopped in
Speaker 1: the business. He's been on TV shows like Freaks and Geeks,
Speaker 1: Frequency Proven Innocent, Raising Dad, then movies like Bring It
Speaker 1: On Not Another teen Movie, Eight Legged Freaks. But he's
Speaker 1: best known recently also True Detective, True Blood. I mean
Speaker 1: one after another. Seriously, go look at the stuff that
Speaker 1: this guy's done.
Speaker 4: It's nuts.
Speaker 1: But he is best known recently as Ryan Hudson on
Speaker 1: the TV show version of Nancy Drew. He really is
Speaker 1: no joke. One of the more successful, though maybe not
Speaker 1: household name actors we've encountered in a d com. And
Speaker 1: if that wasn't enough talent for this guy, he's also
Speaker 1: a country musician. Leave something for the rest of us, please,
Speaker 1: Riley serious. Then you've got Mary Margaret Humes is Geneva Carson,
Speaker 1: the mom, another always working actor. You know her as
Speaker 1: Gail Leary on Dawson's Creek or maybe as Marilyn Teller
Speaker 1: on the cult nineties show Eerie Indiana, but her career
Speaker 1: started all the way back in mel Brooks's History of
Speaker 1: the World Part one Awesome. And then we've got Timothy Carhart,
Speaker 1: who is the Carson Dad, who's real villain in the
Speaker 1: movie Thelma and Louise, but also appeared in action classics
Speaker 1: like The Hunt for October and Air Force One. And
Speaker 1: he is the most horrible parent in the of the World.
Speaker 4: Not Timothy Carhart, but the Carson Dad, the Carson Dad.
Speaker 1: I'm still angry. I'm ill angry. And we will get
Speaker 1: into that because oh wow. And in the Coleman Reynolds
Speaker 1: chair this week, we've got Mark Curry, who is in
Speaker 1: this film for a total of about three minutes. This
Speaker 1: is his second appearance on Magical rewind because he also
Speaker 1: played the dad in poof Point, where he did everything
Speaker 1: so well except play the guitar. Here he plays Bob Arnett,
Speaker 1: but you probably know him as a sitcom legend for
Speaker 1: the TGIF hit hanging with mister Cooper and lastly making
Speaker 1: a very very smallpearance in the film as entrant one
Speaker 1: is a very familiar face, basically as a featured background actor.
Speaker 1: It's a very young Ryan Hansen and this is his
Speaker 1: first credit ever on IMDb. He'd go down to play
Speaker 1: Dick on Veronica Mars and star in the hilarious show
Speaker 1: Party Down. This is arguably our most stacked cast yet
Speaker 1: we didn't even get into it. Is it. Catherine Ellis
Speaker 1: is at her name who plays the daughter of the
Speaker 1: guy who owns the entire thing. Yeah, she's worked all
Speaker 1: the time too, including in a very short lived sitcom
Speaker 1: on NBC called Go Fish with a young wil Ford Dell.
Speaker 1: The movie runs ah ninety two minutes, now minutes from
Speaker 1: the Target ninety two minutes, Stay on Target, Stay on Target.
Speaker 1: It was written by Ann Austin and Douglas Sloan, also
Speaker 1: the team behind Johnny Tsunami, so this was a bit
Speaker 1: of a reunion which is very cool and has gone
Speaker 1: on to be very involved in the TV versions of
Speaker 1: Barbie and Douglas works on the TV versions of DreamWorks
Speaker 1: Dragon series. So they've got us so many incredible people
Speaker 1: working on this project. Did you ever want to ride
Speaker 1: a motorcycle? You didn't, did you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: They they looked really dangerous. I feel like I hurt
Speaker 2: myself on an ATV.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like many people can do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you gotta gotta want. Yeah, I even
Speaker 1: hurt yourself, and it depends on what you're doing. Safety first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know where I was going, and I
Speaker 3: just ride over a sand dune and just squeezed my
Speaker 3: legs and burned my inner thighs so.
Speaker 2: Bad, like right by my knees.
Speaker 1: I h oh, yeah, my god, it was awful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: awake up in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably not in the morning. Not my genre.
Speaker 1: I'll stick to dancing, all right. So let's jump on
Speaker 1: the bike and get into motocrossed. We opened with some
Speaker 1: slow mode dirt bike jumps and hardcore riding intersplice with
Speaker 1: some high school cheerleading. Now this is normally where the
Speaker 1: Fastball song we were talking about. What it been, but
Speaker 1: instead we get some generic punk guitar riffs over the
Speaker 1: opposing imagery. Was the cheerleading good? You know the stuff?
Speaker 2: Okay, cheerleading was good. Okay, cheerleading was good.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Now. The biker now at regular speed and the cheerleader,
Speaker 1: for some reason, is still slowed down, but they seem
Speaker 1: pretty talented at their chosen sports. Eventually, the biker drives
Speaker 1: by his father, who clicks his stopwatch. He does not
Speaker 1: seem impressed. He says, in three weeks he'll be facing
Speaker 1: the best in his region and this just will not
Speaker 1: cut it. Soon, the cheerleader returns home with her mom.
Speaker 1: She's Andrea, the daughter of the grumpy coach and the
Speaker 1: twin brother on the bike, who is named Andrew. She
Speaker 1: jumps out of the car with a trophy. Obviously, she's very,
Speaker 1: very happy that she won. They won the cheerleading competition.
Speaker 1: She runs out of the bike track right into the
Speaker 1: way of where her twin brother is speeding by. He
Speaker 1: wipes out, falling in a rather violent way, sliding on
Speaker 1: his back. He's now covet in dirt. This is absolutely
Speaker 1: unhinged and crazy. Who runs onto the middle of a
Speaker 1: bike track. I get she's excited, but yikes.
Speaker 3: Well yet was she trying to kill him? I mean
Speaker 3: maybe was she trying to get killed herself? Like this
Speaker 3: was this was I mean captain crazy over here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, yeah, not ready, okay, yeah, very
Speaker 1: not good. Their dad reacts kind of calmly, asking if
Speaker 1: he's okay, and then asking his daughter if they can
Speaker 1: wait till later. This is where we start to realize
Speaker 1: the dad is well a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a Zanni king too?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: What is it? What's a Zanni King?
Speaker 3: Like he was just on zany so many times that
Speaker 3: in the movie where you'd have like a reaction, he
Speaker 3: was so just i mean irritated and just kept keeping
Speaker 3: it together.
Speaker 2: He was like he was gonna pop off, Like he's
Speaker 2: like he's taking He's.
Speaker 1: Just like, okay, I'm just loving, loving hearing some of
Speaker 1: the lingo.
Speaker 3: That's so weird. He his reactions didn't make sense to
Speaker 3: me a lot of the times. Yes, he looked like
Speaker 3: he was going to blow up at some point and
Speaker 3: we were going to see it, but it never happens.
Speaker 1: It might be our first dcom serial killer dad who's
Speaker 1: got the bodies buried?
Speaker 4: Some way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the family runs to Andrew like he could
Speaker 1: be dead, but the crash didn't face him at all.
Speaker 1: He just gets up and starts admiring his sister's trophy.
Speaker 1: It's an insane way to start a movie, and I
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 2: I was in.
Speaker 1: Andrew obviously wants to take a little break to hear
Speaker 1: about the trophy that his sister just won. But Daddy,
Speaker 1: who's the coach, who we've realized is competitive in a
Speaker 1: very bad Tiger Woods dad kind of way, will not
Speaker 1: let up. The next competition means everything to their motocross team,
Speaker 1: and he's basically like, we'll talk about this at dinner. Leave,
Speaker 1: and a sad Andrea walks away, just pretending everything's okay,
Speaker 1: looking at her trophy, feeling like a failure. Yes, we
Speaker 1: also hear we meet their second son, the youngest and
Speaker 1: by far greasiest son, Jason, who's up in the garage
Speaker 1: working on an engine and doesn't want to be interrupted
Speaker 1: from putting a new top end. Remember that phrase because
Speaker 1: it comes back a number of times on his bike.
Speaker 1: He's trying to break speed records as a mechanic. But
Speaker 1: it's dinner time, and Dad, of course wants Andrew practice
Speaker 1: every day because when he was a kid biking, his
Speaker 1: dad was also apparently an awful human being.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Later in his room, Andrew tells his sister he wishes
Speaker 1: he could have been at the competition today, which she
Speaker 1: thinks is obvious because there were thirteen hundred cheer leaders there,
Speaker 1: and what guy doesn't want to be there with thirteen
Speaker 1: hundred cheer leaders. You can tell they have a very
Speaker 1: close relationship. They get along very well. She hands him
Speaker 1: a biker magazine and says there's a great article about
Speaker 1: McGrath in it. That's when their mom interrupts. She's going
Speaker 1: with their dad to the city tomorrow, so the kids
Speaker 1: will be there alone. They're up for the task. But
Speaker 1: of course once she leaves, they have a little something
Speaker 1: up their sleeves because they laugh and they high five. That's,
Speaker 1: of course, what you do in a dcom when you're
Speaker 1: up to something, you laugh and you high five. We
Speaker 1: cut to the next day and the siblings are going
Speaker 1: to race on their home track twelve laps. Winner does
Speaker 1: the losers chores for a week. Andrea barred her brother's
Speaker 1: boots even though they're too big. Jason walks out stoked
Speaker 1: about the race, but knows their dad would be mad.
Speaker 1: That's when Andrea warns him, then just don't anything. So
Speaker 1: Jason wanted to get into the swing of things. He
Speaker 1: picks up the hose, pretending to announce, and just sprays
Speaker 1: himself in the face. He was cute. It was very fun.
Speaker 1: Now we jump right into some of the more artistic
Speaker 1: shots of bike riding.
Speaker 2: This was so cool.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you hate shots of dirt bike riding,
Speaker 1: watch another movie. You don't like surfing, don't watch Johnny Sunami.
Speaker 1: You don't like rollerblading, don't watch Brink. You don't like
Speaker 1: witches with weird powers, don't watch Twitches. Andrew easily wins,
Speaker 1: but he gives his sister a little advice and now
Speaker 1: they're ready for round two. So they're back out there.
Speaker 1: More mud more jumps, this time their neck and neck,
Speaker 1: and right at a turn, Andrew loses control of his
Speaker 1: bike and crashes through a fence. This is what I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, Hey, we're ten minutes of the movie.
Speaker 1: The kids crash twice. Maybe don't put your entire hopes
Speaker 1: for the family on this kid. He's crashed twice.
Speaker 3: At it right, literally is one of the first couple
Speaker 3: of things, is he just starting because is this start
Speaker 3: training last week and.
Speaker 2: He's got a go pro in three weeks? Like this
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense. Kid's not that good, nor does he
Speaker 2: know the discipline it takes to go to be a.
Speaker 1: Pro athlete, right every day.
Speaker 2: That's not a crazy thing for your dad to say
Speaker 2: no every day.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about motorcycle riding. Again, I did
Speaker 1: a lot of it, but I do know rule number
Speaker 1: one is you stay on the motorcycle. It's kind of
Speaker 1: the thing you have to you have to do. Although
Speaker 1: the second crash, yes, the second crash that looks way
Speaker 1: less painful than the one that his sister caused by
Speaker 1: being dumb dumb at the beginning of the movie. He
Speaker 1: has now injured his knee. At the hospital, Andrew, who's
Speaker 1: now on crutches and with his mom and dad, break
Speaker 1: the news to Andrea and Jason. He didn't break anything,
Speaker 1: but he can't race the Dad seems very mad at Andrea.
Speaker 1: And Andrew says, Dad, it wasn't her fault. She was
Speaker 1: helping out. But of course, idiot, Dad says, none of
Speaker 1: this would have happened if they weren't fooling around, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't want Andrea racing. It's too dangerous and she's
Speaker 1: just a girl. I added that part, but that's basically.
Speaker 5: What he's saying.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 1: Back at home, their dad is getting ready to fly
Speaker 1: to Europe to scout some riders to replace Andrew. He
Speaker 1: says that all the US riders have been signed, but
Speaker 1: Andrea argues, it's Carson racing. Shouldn't it be a Carson
Speaker 1: on the bike. He appreciates that she wants to help,
Speaker 1: but this isn't a joke.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: By the way, we've only seen her ride once and
Speaker 1: she hasn't fallen off yet Andrew and Andrew tell him
Speaker 1: that she can handle it. But their dad, who again
Speaker 1: is just lughead, says that these are pros and it's
Speaker 1: partially his fault forever letting her ride in the first place.
Speaker 1: She needs to focus on things that a fifteen year
Speaker 1: old girl should be thinking about, not bike riding. He
Speaker 1: gives some encouraging words to his son and then tells
Speaker 1: his daughter to stay away from anything with two wheels
Speaker 1: and a motor while he's gone.
Speaker 2: We are fifteen minutes into this movie, and I have
Speaker 2: had it with Dad.
Speaker 1: I don't like him.
Speaker 2: I am so excited about his trippy about it and
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: A bit about the best I'll ever Yes, well, thank god,
Speaker 1: go to Europe. Pop is awful.
Speaker 2: Else.
Speaker 1: The next day, Andrea comes running into the house screaming,
Speaker 1: holding an envelope. The family is concerned, what's wrong. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's nothing. She just got her fifth row and sink tickets.
Speaker 1: But also they got a letter that they're moving the
Speaker 1: motocross series up two weeks. The first race is now
Speaker 1: next weekend and it can't be missed or you will
Speaker 1: forfeit the whole competition. Unfortunately, they can't get a hold
Speaker 1: of their dad. He just checked out of a hotel
Speaker 1: and there are no cell phones. Baby. At this point,
Speaker 1: life was the worst. If you miss him, you miss him.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is when I started thinking the
Speaker 1: dad is clearly having an affair in Europe. Andrea fits, hey,
Speaker 1: it's what happens. Andrea feels bad that she was celebrating
Speaker 1: these tickets and their family is falling apart. Their dad
Speaker 1: quit his job to dedicate his life to motocross, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, sounds like a dad problem, not her problem.
Speaker 1: But anyway, she wants to raise for the cup and
Speaker 1: her twin believes that she can, but she'll never know
Speaker 1: for sure because she's just a quote unquote chick and
Speaker 1: the guys will do anything to beat her. Hey, she's
Speaker 1: gonna give it a shot. She grabs the bike and
Speaker 1: she pulls up to a track to practice, and a
Speaker 1: bunch of professional bikers have their cameo here. This is
Speaker 1: where you see Travis Strona, Jim McGrath. Everybody here but
Speaker 1: the douchy dudes immediately think she can't hang until she
Speaker 1: sprays them with dirt as she passes, and we get
Speaker 1: more signature motocross action shots. Then eventually, mid practice, Andrea
Speaker 1: is pushed off her bike by a guy speeding next
Speaker 1: to her and she crashes into a dirt mound. As
Speaker 1: she lays on the ground, the jerk pulls up, calls
Speaker 1: her a chick and sprays her with some dirt of
Speaker 1: her own. Man, mas are cool.
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean he was just too old to be
Speaker 3: spranchicks with mud.
Speaker 4: This is not a sandboxer, Hey, man, get out of
Speaker 4: our sport girls, Now you get some mud in your eye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're back in the house and Andrea is now
Speaker 1: an address and she's hiding a motocross uniform from her mom.
Speaker 1: She almost gets caught, but somehow covers it up by
Speaker 1: saying that the uniform is going to be donated to
Speaker 1: the poor, because you know, the one thing all poor
Speaker 1: people need is dirt biking uniforms. So probably not the
Speaker 1: best lie. You can come over. That night at dinner,
Speaker 1: the family still hasn't heard from their possibly cheating dad.
Speaker 1: This guy's now been gone for days and hasn't even called.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there were not cell phones, but there
Speaker 3: were phones everywhere, landlines everywhere.
Speaker 1: He hasn't called his family in days from Europe real.
Speaker 1: I'm now at this point. It started low in the
Speaker 1: house with me. I'm sitting there going, hey, has he
Speaker 1: not called? Did he not call to check in? And
Speaker 1: then as he keeps getting more dictum, the volume of
Speaker 1: my voice just started to increase and I'll.
Speaker 5: Tell you where.
Speaker 1: I then started literally screaming at the screen. Oh so yeah,
Speaker 1: they haven't still heard from the dad, who's obviously getting
Speaker 1: some Europeans strange. The mom sees a huge bruise on
Speaker 1: Andrea's arm, and her cover story is that she tripped
Speaker 1: over herself. Why did she fall on a landmine?
Speaker 2: Seriously, though, this is how I lie. I cannot lie
Speaker 2: to save myself.
Speaker 1: I'm like, gosh, I know.
Speaker 2: That my bruise is there. I should have a lie ready, But.
Speaker 3: If one you when you hit me with it, and
Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to tell you what it's supposed to be, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna be like, Oh, there is this dog and the
Speaker 4: dog was getting chased by a raccoon, and I to
Speaker 4: save the dog, and I fell like.
Speaker 2: Zebras were on a freeway.
Speaker 1: I don't know word of advice to you, Sabrina. Always
Speaker 1: keep a lie simple. So yes, the mom is now
Speaker 1: obviously on to her terrible lies. Later, Andrew helps her
Speaker 1: to cover the wound. She says she needs new boots.
Speaker 1: Andrew is now starting to doubt her ability to race
Speaker 1: with the guys. But the next day Andrew got a
Speaker 1: call from Jimmy Bottles, which must now enter the dcom
Speaker 1: name Hall of Fame up there with Johnny Tsunami and
Speaker 1: mister Fister. That still makes me giggle every time I
Speaker 1: say it. We learn later that he's named that because
Speaker 1: of his coke bottled glasses. Where do we place his
Speaker 1: name on the list, Jimmy, come on, I'm and it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Jimmy Bottles is up there.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Bottles is up there.
Speaker 1: Okay, we top ten. We'll give it top ten for now.
Speaker 1: Apps we'll have to come back and actually place it.
Speaker 1: But but Jimmy Bottles is definitely up there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's as memorable as Jackal Johnson, but.
Speaker 1: Jacko Johnson or mister Fister, I don't think it's up Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: Jackal Johnson still still beats Jackal Johnson out does Jimmy Bottles,
Speaker 1: I think on the on the decom name scale. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But mister Fister, I think it still holds the really
Speaker 1: disgusting trophy. Jimmy of course owns the local bike shop,
Speaker 1: and some parts they ordered have arrived. Andrew wants to
Speaker 1: get them before their dad comes home from getting again
Speaker 1: the Euro Strange, and he still hasn't called in Where
Speaker 1: the hell is this guy? His mom decides to take
Speaker 1: him during her errands because Andrea is supposedly at the
Speaker 1: mall with her friends. We cut to a teenager in
Speaker 1: baggy skater pants, a yellow oversized hoodie, blackfly sunglasses, and
Speaker 1: a backwards cap entering Jimmy Bottles shop. This is not Andrew,
Speaker 1: is it is it? Andrea? Now, did you wear black
Speaker 1: flies or our nets? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah I had. I had black garnets. You
Speaker 2: did dead ones.
Speaker 1: I just call them douche goggles.
Speaker 2: Really, I love that that was so that was such
Speaker 2: such the fashion. I mean everyone had.
Speaker 3: You know, you went to Tilly's, which was the store
Speaker 3: that you'd go get your skater stuff. Tilly's her pack son,
Speaker 3: and that's where you would get your your cute skater stuff.
Speaker 1: Man, Okay, you were a skater girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was a wanna be skater.
Speaker 1: You're a skater outfit girl.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I had the tire. I did not ride
Speaker 2: this those are dangerous.
Speaker 1: And I was a dancer. So Jimmy is surprised to
Speaker 1: see Andy. He thinks it's her twin brother, as she
Speaker 1: has predicted. He just boke to Andy on the phone
Speaker 1: about the parts, So did he just teleport there? Andrea
Speaker 1: in costume is surprised to hear this, but she plays along.
Speaker 1: She'll pick up the parts, but she also wants to
Speaker 1: chick out some boots. She does this all in her
Speaker 1: brother's voice, and this, of course sounds just like this anything.
Speaker 5: Else you need, Fie wanted to check out some boots.
Speaker 1: Can we play that one more time?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: Anything else you need?
Speaker 2: Fie wanted to check out some boots.
Speaker 1: Wanted to check out some bits. It's bits that wanted
Speaker 1: to check out some bits. So all the while she's
Speaker 1: checking out the bits, guess who walks in? Yep, her
Speaker 1: mom and Andrew. He's wearing the same outfit but on crutches.
Speaker 1: Which how did that happen?
Speaker 3: We go ahead, come on, come on, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: like in my Sabrina seas like, what how dode he
Speaker 3: has two of the same exact outfits because obviously you're
Speaker 3: thinking and Andrea's taking some of her brother's clothes, obviously, right,
Speaker 3: So then it was not his little brother. That's not
Speaker 3: the little brother's clothes. He's got to be the exact
Speaker 3: same outfit. No, no, yeah, how would he get it past?
Speaker 3: You know, the goggles guy, but.
Speaker 1: Exactly Jimmy bottles. Jimmy bottles. But yes, so yeah, she's
Speaker 1: checking out the new butts walks in. It's mom and
Speaker 1: Andrew wearing the same outfit but on crutches. And we
Speaker 1: get some real highjinks here with Andrea hiding and reappearing
Speaker 1: when her brother goes to the bathroom. It's going back
Speaker 1: and forth, especially when Jason and their mom walk in.
Speaker 1: Jimmy goes crazy between the bits and the parts and
Speaker 1: seeing the crutches and then not seeing the crutches. He's
Speaker 1: so freaked out. He's like, is what's going on? Who's
Speaker 1: buying these three hundred dollars boots? What is happening? And
Speaker 1: then Andrew sees something and he branches off to find
Speaker 1: Andrea hiding in a dressing room. He removes her hat
Speaker 1: to reveal a new buzz cut. She cut her long
Speaker 1: blonde hair, and she did this in real life, she
Speaker 1: cut off all her hair. Big dedication here for Malana.
Speaker 1: Would you cut off all your hair for a role?
Speaker 2: I don't think I could.
Speaker 3: I think it if it was a role that I
Speaker 3: was cutting for like medical reasons, if I had character
Speaker 3: had cancer. Sure, I think I could find the strength
Speaker 3: in doing that within the storyline, but not not for.
Speaker 2: You couldn't do it, really, No, that is such a
Speaker 2: huge part of your identity.
Speaker 3: And I thought about it too, because I do remember
Speaker 3: the shortcut, and so I'm looking, is she wearing a wig?
Speaker 2: And I go, that's not a wig? Her hair?
Speaker 3: What she was wearing before was clearly a wig long hair,
Speaker 3: but yeah, that was her hair, and I went wow,
Speaker 3: at that age too vulnerable age, she committed. But I
Speaker 3: can't imagine that was easy for her to look in
Speaker 3: the mirror all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing that I would say, and I
Speaker 1: don't normally talk like this about the young Disney stars,
Speaker 1: but she was cute as hell with the short hair too.
Speaker 2: She looks so great.
Speaker 1: She was cute.
Speaker 3: At that age, especially especially how many and on this
Speaker 3: set that a lot of the characters were men, right,
Speaker 3: and she was around I mean, she's around these celebrities,
Speaker 3: cross guys.
Speaker 2: Like and at that age.
Speaker 1: I just was like, Wow, total commitment.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't matter how many guys said you look great,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't feel that way.
Speaker 1: It was totally, really hard, total commitment.
Speaker 2: So many props to her, Yeah, so many props.
Speaker 5: Can I ask you guys a plot question. Yeah, obviously
Speaker 5: it worked out where she needed to be him at
Speaker 5: Jimmy Bottle Shop, but like, did she really need to
Speaker 5: do that or could she have just went and got
Speaker 5: boots on her own? Why did Bottles need to know
Speaker 5: it was Andy?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was more her seeing if she could pull
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 5: It off right, and it worked out in the end
Speaker 5: because their parents, her mom walket right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but yes, I think it was more to
Speaker 1: see if if anyone would recognize her. But yes, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was more just a good intro. But you know,
Speaker 1: you're right, Yeah, it doesn't all right, Yeah, no, that's good.
Speaker 1: And the other plot question that we have is that
Speaker 1: Sabrina just mentioned the brother must have two of every outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy, that's great. Yeah, exactly, I own two shirts.
Speaker 1: But now Andrea is busted by Jason, but Andrew still
Speaker 1: thinks that this could work. She'll dress and act like
Speaker 1: him to race, and then they can switch back when
Speaker 1: their dad returns, if he ever does, if he even
Speaker 1: calls and he's feeling better. Andrew does not love this plan,
Speaker 1: but she argues his parents won't need to know, especially
Speaker 1: if Jason doesn't say anything. And then Jason and then
Speaker 1: just as their mom walks up, Andrea is gone. The
Speaker 1: mom is suspicious but still doesn't know what's happening. We
Speaker 1: are now back at home. Their dad still hasn't called
Speaker 1: just daze dude days where this father has not checked
Speaker 1: in on his family. Why do they not think he's dead?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I get that there were no cell phones, but the
Speaker 3: idea of this, I just feel like they could have
Speaker 3: made up anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know if my dad went to your I
Speaker 1: mean back in the day. It's ninety nine at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had answering machines. There's hotel room.
Speaker 2: All you need is like call the front desk.
Speaker 1: We were gone, No, we were gone. Your dad left
Speaker 1: a message today, but we were gone and we didn't
Speaker 1: get the message. We're passing back and forth, but no,
Speaker 1: this dude has not checked in on his family a
Speaker 1: single time. I'm how they don't think he's dead in
Speaker 1: some Amsterdam, you know, brothel somewhere or something. I didn't
Speaker 1: understand that.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: It drove me nuts.
Speaker 3: Drove me nuts because and I do understand, even with
Speaker 3: cell phones, when when Jordan has to travel and go
Speaker 3: somewhere in Europe, the time difference, it is hard to
Speaker 3: get on each other even when you have a cell phone.
Speaker 2: But you still can't.
Speaker 1: Figure it out. You figure that out? Yeah, Yeah. Andrea
Speaker 1: then tells her mom she's going to the city with
Speaker 1: some of her friends tomorrow morning, but the suspicion is
Speaker 1: starting to grow. Her mom wants to know about the
Speaker 1: mall trip today, did she buy anything? And when nothing
Speaker 1: adds up, her mom wants to know what's going on,
Speaker 1: Andrew says everything is fine. Again she's got a Brina
Speaker 1: liar face. She says everything is fine, but her mom
Speaker 1: knows and will eventually. She knows something's up, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I will eventually find out, which she does in the
Speaker 1: very next scene when she leans on Jason and he
Speaker 1: immediately cracks. Great little brother, arguably my favorite youngest sibling
Speaker 1: we've seen so far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's not meaning to get her mom, you
Speaker 2: know the baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you go for the you go for the
Speaker 1: person who is the weakest. Length Early the next morning,
Speaker 1: Andrea back as Andrew is getting picked up for a
Speaker 1: day of riding by Jimmy Bottles because he's obviously the
Speaker 1: guy you want to hop in a car with. He's
Speaker 1: still confused by whatever happened at the shop, but he
Speaker 1: will help out and drive who he thinks is the
Speaker 1: star dirt bike rider Andrew. But just before they're ready
Speaker 1: to drive off, her mom is standing right there. The
Speaker 1: jig is up, but she very and again in a
Speaker 1: good amount of riding, she doesn't out and bust him
Speaker 1: her in front of Jimmy. Yes, so inside the house,
Speaker 1: her mom is obviously very mad, and rightfully so she's
Speaker 1: going to take Andrea to the hair salon and see
Speaker 1: if there's anything that could be done with her hair. Jason,
Speaker 1: who knows he messed up, pressures his mom to let
Speaker 1: his sister race, but she says she can't let her.
Speaker 1: Girls don't race, well, at least they don't race with
Speaker 1: the boys. But Jason love this argues that at school
Speaker 1: he's learning about women's rights and the idea that women
Speaker 1: can do anything that a man can do. If that's true,
Speaker 1: then why can't she race. His mom just doesn't want
Speaker 1: to talk about it. But it looks like that argument
Speaker 1: has actually worked and gotten to her because she's looking
Speaker 1: at the window and talking to herself that's true. She
Speaker 1: also cracks quick, which I understand why, immediately asking Andrea
Speaker 1: why she wanted to do this in the first place.
Speaker 1: Andrea says, without even thinking about it, because she can win,
Speaker 1: and that must have been the right answer, because her
Speaker 1: mom drives her straight to the first race. As they
Speaker 1: pull up some of the other racers make fun of
Speaker 1: who they think is Andrew for arriving with his mom,
Speaker 1: and then while signing up, another biker makes fun of
Speaker 1: Andrea's nail polish. So apparently they're setting it up that
Speaker 1: all real dirt bike riders are.
Speaker 3: Dicks, right, I mean, the unnecessary I think, the funny
Speaker 3: little slip of thinking, oh, I didn't think about my
Speaker 3: nail polish like that.
Speaker 1: I knew that was coming back to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally that I understand.
Speaker 3: But the scene of the THESRT bike riders like may,
Speaker 3: who else would I mean, who else would be there
Speaker 3: besides someone's parents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm wtting a lot of these riders have
Speaker 1: their moms with them when they're there, and they're riding
Speaker 1: five class, they're probably fifteen sixteen po.
Speaker 3: It just was unnecessary to But the nail bullish I
Speaker 3: thought was kind of a slip of oh I don'.
Speaker 1: Which is funny. I think I thought that was a
Speaker 1: funny way of doing.
Speaker 2: It, And when they bring it back to it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's funny.
Speaker 1: I like that. Andrea signs up as Andy and then
Speaker 1: she meets Bob Arnest played by Mark Curry in his
Speaker 1: first drive by scene. He's from the company putting on
Speaker 1: the race, and he heard that Andrew broke his legs,
Speaker 1: so he's very interested to learn about the racer under
Speaker 1: the helmet. Andrea is obviously visibly very nervous. She's saved
Speaker 1: by a phone call, though, but it looks like Bob
Speaker 1: Barnest could be trouble, especially because all of the other
Speaker 1: bikers are very welcoming. And then, in the very natural
Speaker 1: way of storytelling, Geneva, their mom is doing her nails
Speaker 1: at the dirt bike racetrack, because that's, of course totally normal.
Speaker 1: This attracts a pretty trophy girl, Angela. She broke a
Speaker 1: nail and was wondering if the stranger could do her nails.
Speaker 1: Do you just start doing your nails at random places?
Speaker 2: This was why?
Speaker 5: Why? Why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 3: Why have we set a nail shop up when we
Speaker 3: are trying to be incognito.
Speaker 2: Mom, Okay, we're trying to just act normal, and you're
Speaker 2: gonna set up a nail shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for all the help.
Speaker 2: Ma, Yeah, you're just bringing a lot of attention to us.
Speaker 1: Yes, thanks for keeping this on the DL for us.
Speaker 2: How did she see her nails from so far away?
Speaker 3: Will?
Speaker 2: That's like?
Speaker 1: Yes, Angela. I have superhuman strength and superhuman sight, and
Speaker 1: I thowt your nails.
Speaker 3: No no.
Speaker 1: But we are now back on the track and it
Speaker 1: is time for the first race. But Andrew gets back
Speaker 1: ink boo, I'm back into it and I'm stuck right
Speaker 1: at the first gate. Bam. She's now way behind and
Speaker 1: needs to catch up. We get some real great race
Speaker 1: footage here again with a ton of bikers. Andrew ends
Speaker 1: up last and even gets lapped when they were to Oh,
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse. When they return to their truck, a
Speaker 1: ton of trophy girls are now waiting for manicures from Geneva.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to get into the affections that
Speaker 1: are going to happen on the racetrack when you start
Speaker 1: digging into cuticles and everything else. But she agrees basically
Speaker 1: to become a nail salon, and now she has a
Speaker 1: very long day of manicures, surrounded by dirt. Another biker. Oh,
Speaker 1: here he comes people. Dean Tallon looks on. He doesn't
Speaker 1: get it. This rookie shows up, comes in last, and
Speaker 1: every girl is surrounding him. But Dean is focused on
Speaker 1: Falan Henderson. She is the race company owner's daughter, and
Speaker 1: that spells TROO U B l E trouble and that's
Speaker 1: career suicide, my friend. Also, she does not seem interested
Speaker 1: in Dean at all, who is far more clumsy than
Speaker 1: suave and playing it just like he's this amazing dirt biker,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to girls, he just cannot get
Speaker 1: it on.
Speaker 2: And I don't buy it, for.
Speaker 1: It's like tearing though, it's so incaring, makes you just
Speaker 1: leave the guy right now.
Speaker 2: Tell me this guy just on you. This is the
Speaker 2: start of the bar being set high because he's just
Speaker 2: so sweet. He's just such a nice guy.
Speaker 1: It just shows nice guys finish first.
Speaker 2: And he's the race he just won.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't buy it. I don't fight it.
Speaker 2: Just I know both guys.
Speaker 5: I mean all the thing.
Speaker 2: Just get out of here, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Set the bar too high for Sabrino. In the day's
Speaker 1: second race, Andrea is knocked down by an aggressive driver
Speaker 1: and again comes in last. She's depressed about her results,
Speaker 1: but Dean is winning all of his two fifty cc
Speaker 1: races for Henderson Bikes and she's very impress When Andrea
Speaker 1: tries to store her bike, Dean lends a helping hand
Speaker 1: and gives some advice. He notices again the ladies love Andy,
Speaker 1: and Dean wants to hang out with this babe magnet.
Speaker 1: So Andrea leaves her mom alone to secretly read a
Speaker 1: motocross rule book. It's probably good to know the rules
Speaker 1: of the sport you're playing. Andrea gets a tour of
Speaker 1: the Henderson Rig and is impressed with this amazing, high
Speaker 1: tech kind of world. She sees what the how the
Speaker 1: other half lives. She meets the owner's daughter, Falan and
Speaker 1: guessing she's wearing Tommy Girl perfume. Uh, he knows because
Speaker 1: my sister wears it. Eventually, and I love these little
Speaker 1: the little slips that she keeps forgetting like wait, I'm
Speaker 1: a girl. Eventually she leaves, but Dean has a proposition
Speaker 1: another Disney uh you know co lab that they always have.
Speaker 1: Here's what we're gonna do. Let's see, we're gonna make
Speaker 1: a deal. We're gonna figure it out. So here is
Speaker 1: the deal for this one. It hits all the Disney
Speaker 1: tropes and it does it so well. Help him get
Speaker 1: a date with Fallon and he'll help her him become
Speaker 1: a better racer. Now she knows this will be tricky,
Speaker 1: and she thinks Dean is very cute, so she's just
Speaker 1: not into it. But I guess who finally called dead? Wow,
Speaker 1: you're alive and not dead in the ditch and Brussels.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 1: No, he may have found a whole new family in Europe,
Speaker 1: that's what we think, but he hasn't admit to anything.
Speaker 1: He also hasn't found a rider in Europe. Big shocker again.
Speaker 2: So why hasn't he found a writer because he's not
Speaker 2: looking for.
Speaker 1: One with his second family Johann and Johanna, who are
Speaker 1: also but also her mom didn't expose Andrea's racing to him.
Speaker 1: I don't think she also told him that everything was
Speaker 1: that the race was moved up and all that's. Oh,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's gonna let Andrea keep racing because she quit
Speaker 1: singing in a band as a kid and now regrets it.
Speaker 1: There's a great scene, why are you doing that because
Speaker 1: I was a punk rocker or all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So she wants Andrea to accomplish her dreams, and she
Speaker 1: has some ideas from that rule book. And now Andrea says,
Speaker 1: ooh okay, I am gonna need some help and she
Speaker 1: decides to take Dean up on his offer. We now
Speaker 1: get a montage with that Juliana Theory song still intact.
Speaker 1: Andrea and Dean are practicing, with Dean even showing her
Speaker 1: some secret tracks and conditions, and in turn, Andrea thinks
Speaker 1: he's even cuter. She I love that scene where she's like,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go, and she before she puts her
Speaker 1: helmet out, she just like, oh, he's so cute, which
Speaker 1: is I think what every girl watching this movie thought
Speaker 1: exactly the same thing. But then they end up at
Speaker 1: a river and Dean wants to swim. He tells Andrea
Speaker 1: to take his shirt off and join him. Now this
Speaker 1: is a problem, she says. The sun messes with her skin,
Speaker 1: and he calls her such a girl. Pulls off his
Speaker 1: shirt and the sun messes, and my son, the sun messages.
Speaker 1: And then there is a dog with the sun and
Speaker 1: that same raccoon. Yeah. Yeah, So the girls get to
Speaker 1: see him with the shirt off, another d comboy with
Speaker 1: his shirt off. Did this one do it for you? No? Again?
Speaker 1: What what do you need? My god? What do you need?
Speaker 6: They're skinny, like skinny, you like skinner, don't know, he's
Speaker 6: just he was He's just skinny, skinny little guy, but
Speaker 6: so sweet and so cute.
Speaker 1: Not that I mean just waiting for one of them
Speaker 1: finally where you're like that.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's gonna happen in a dec You're.
Speaker 1: Probably probably not, probably right, but okay, and she says
Speaker 1: the sudden messes with her skin. He calls her such
Speaker 1: a girl. She pretends to be offended and instead jumps
Speaker 1: in wearing all her gear, and we get some flirting
Speaker 1: between Andrew and Dean, and it's let's just call it
Speaker 1: progressive because even though I'm sure Disney didn't see it
Speaker 1: this way, but it seems to be a little homo erotic.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a little bit I got those vibes too.
Speaker 1: And again, nothing wrong with that, no, no, but it's
Speaker 1: obvious he doesn't know. They're not playing it like that,
Speaker 1: but it comes off a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went, oh, man, this could get you know, I mean,
Speaker 3: we could really see something that we that Disney has not.
Speaker 1: Done seen you not exactly. Now we're at the hotel
Speaker 1: that everyone is staying at. Andrew pretends to bump into Falin,
Speaker 1: the owner's daughter, but accidentally gives off so much Riz
Speaker 1: it interests Phalan. She also we find out Dean like you, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: Dean is apparently not her type. Falan's probably like he's
Speaker 1: just getting We're back on the track, and Dean wants
Speaker 1: to know what Falan said, but Andrea dodges the answer,
Speaker 1: saying she look she's not right for you. He argues back,
Speaker 1: she's amazing, which she definitely is not. She's actually an
Speaker 1: awful human being. But eventually Andrea admits she's just not
Speaker 1: into him. She's looking for something different. She's looking for
Speaker 1: a guy who drives a foreign car and lives near
Speaker 1: the galleria, which was I thought a good way to
Speaker 1: describe her. Dean, who seems like such a good skinny guy,
Speaker 1: says he'll still train her, but remember again, he thinks
Speaker 1: it's Andrew, so even though this wasn't the result that
Speaker 1: he wanted, he'll still train Andrew in the bike rid
Speaker 1: in the racing. She thanks him with a hug, which
Speaker 1: Dean is very much uncomfortable with, and Fallon's dad sees
Speaker 1: this and asks his daughter if there's something weird about
Speaker 1: that new kid and his nail polish, and we have
Speaker 1: entered gay panic. Even if Fhalan doesn't seem to be interested.
Speaker 1: It's the only time they went kind of like there's
Speaker 1: something weird with that kid, like maybe he's gay, and
Speaker 1: the only time they ever mentioned anything about it. It
Speaker 1: seems strange and out of place, but kind of in
Speaker 1: keeping with that character. Then Andrea runs into Bob Arness
Speaker 1: again for another quick drive by scene. He still wants
Speaker 1: to interview Andrew, but his phone keeps rinning. He's a
Speaker 1: busy guy. This saves her from possibly getting exposed, But also,
Speaker 1: what's the worst thing that could happen with this interview?
Speaker 1: If she's convincing everyone else, why can't she convince Bob.
Speaker 1: She keeps her helmet on. I'm excited to race, I
Speaker 1: got new bits, and you go from there.
Speaker 5: I make a pitch for that.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 5: Well, I know that Mark Curry was there for about
Speaker 5: fifty five minutes total with that, but if he was
Speaker 5: there for another minute, could we have pitched one line
Speaker 5: that he says, I just started the company I used
Speaker 5: to be a private investigator. Oh see, great, see that
Speaker 5: It currently is no reason to.
Speaker 3: Be so nervous, to be so freaked out because no
Speaker 3: one actually has ever really seen her brother.
Speaker 2: Right again, he's he's new.
Speaker 5: Yeah, nervous about the people in gay Panic, right, I
Speaker 5: mean like there's other people you're more nervous about, not
Speaker 5: right from mister.
Speaker 1: Cooper, right right, exactly exactly. She just did not want
Speaker 1: to be hanging with mister Cooper. Babe, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: But we are back to the races, and Andrea has
Speaker 1: to do better to survive. More incredible racing shots, and
Speaker 1: we get some good crashing, but not from Andrea, who
Speaker 1: looks like a completely different rider after having trained with
Speaker 1: Dean a bit and comes in seventh place in pressing
Speaker 1: her mom. Later that night at the hotel, and runs
Speaker 1: into Dean, who is eating by himself and sulking. He's
Speaker 1: eating so hopefully he'll bulk up a bit for you, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: He can't stop thinking a fallon who is definitely not
Speaker 1: worth any of this. By the way, the actress that
Speaker 1: we talked about, Catherine, who plays the part she couldn't
Speaker 1: be sweeter in real life. Andrea says, she knows what
Speaker 1: it feels like to not be able to be with
Speaker 1: the person that you really like. Oh, we know she's
Speaker 1: actually talking to him about him. I love moments like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's talking about Dean. We're now back in her hotel room.
Speaker 1: Andrea gets to update her twin brother over the phone,
Speaker 1: so hey, wow, phones do work where they are, who
Speaker 1: tells her that their dad hasn't found anyone yet, but
Speaker 1: he's the type of guy who would just show up
Speaker 1: with somebody. She also realizes she's gonna miss the end
Speaker 1: Sync concert. Oh no, but she wants the ticket center
Speaker 1: anyway because she has an idea. This is slightly unimportant,
Speaker 1: but also her mom gets a very cool Carson racing
Speaker 1: jacket that I would buy right now if I could.
Speaker 1: I would walk around with it all day. It makes
Speaker 1: her look like she is more of an active coach,
Speaker 1: which she's doing great. She's there all the time and
Speaker 1: very supportive, which, hey, supportive parent, What is that like? Andrea? Uh?
Speaker 1: Andrea continues to do well on the track. She's improving,
Speaker 1: she's even getting praise from Dean. But to fulfill her
Speaker 1: end of the bargain, she sets up a situation where
Speaker 1: Dean can take Fallon to the n Sync concert and
Speaker 1: foun is so excited about it. It's a great scene
Speaker 1: where he's like, dude, I got you. We can figure
Speaker 1: this out. Brings her down. We all know that all
Speaker 1: the best relationships are the ones that start because of something.
Speaker 1: You have to you know, give off tickets or whatever
Speaker 1: it is, and you have to kind of if you
Speaker 1: can bribe, if you can bribe and trick a date,
Speaker 1: that's gonna go, well, you're going.
Speaker 2: You're going straight to the top marriages, just around the court.
Speaker 1: It is how I got my wife. I tricked her
Speaker 1: into thinking she loved me. But first Fallon has to
Speaker 1: change her clothes into quote, concert clothes. And so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask, in case you know this and I don't,
Speaker 1: is there such a thing? What are concert clothes? Sabrina?
Speaker 3: I can understand that there's another outfit you're wearing kind
Speaker 3: of you know me right now, I'm wearing a sweatshirt
Speaker 3: with matching in my little set. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 3: wear this to a concert. I want to get more
Speaker 3: dressed up. But the idea of a concert clothes being a.
Speaker 2: Thing, no, no concert clothes a little bit of a
Speaker 2: reach for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it like Jim? Is it like the ones?
Speaker 2: Not like gym clothes? Like it's not I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get that, but she made it sound
Speaker 1: like it's a uniform, like I gotta get in my
Speaker 1: concert clothes, my.
Speaker 2: Concert yeah right, my ansinc outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like there's one outfit planned, very very strange. We
Speaker 1: are back on the track again and Andrea wins her
Speaker 1: first race. She's placed third overall now and she got
Speaker 1: a trophy. This is the best possible case scenario. But
Speaker 1: then worst case scenario sinks in Dad's back and he's
Speaker 1: sitting waiting for them at the rig, and he looks mad.
Speaker 1: Since the race is over, he wants to talk about
Speaker 1: it at home. It's one of those I mean, he
Speaker 1: looks mad, but it's also like, oh, I disappointed my dad,
Speaker 1: who's been disappointing me every day of my life. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm figuring it.
Speaker 3: You would think a blow up would happen of some
Speaker 3: sort some kind of raising of the voice.
Speaker 2: And he is serial kin And yes, we will talk
Speaker 2: about this at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Makes me feel like, how bad does it get at home?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Sir, Now I'm nervous exactly.
Speaker 3: I would actually prefer you to maybe raise your voice
Speaker 3: a little bit, let some of that steam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when it goes Yeah, we'll talk about this
Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, Like yike, you mean the home where
Speaker 1: you've taken off all the doors and yeah, weird, really weird,
Speaker 1: really really weird. But Dean is excited to see the
Speaker 1: trophy and reveals the concert was a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: even if he thinks en Sync sucks, but Phalan is
Speaker 1: now digging him. Andrea then starts crying, probably about the
Speaker 1: fact that he went on a great date, but mostly
Speaker 1: it's about our curtain situation at home, which sounds very
Speaker 1: very bad. Dean says, you better suck it up, because
Speaker 1: you know, guys can't cry very strong, okay, and if
Speaker 1: the other racers see this, he could get very ugly,
Speaker 1: because again, racers are dicks. Andrea thanks Dean for all
Speaker 1: of his help, and Dean tells her you're the man
Speaker 1: as he walks away. Now, her dad is still mad
Speaker 1: back at home. He doesn't like that she lied, and
Speaker 1: even if she placed, what will happen when they find
Speaker 1: out the truth? He will be the laughing stock of
Speaker 1: the racing community, which he already should because he's the
Speaker 1: worst dad the sport has ever seen. But Andrea says,
Speaker 1: no one will find out. This is where I started going.
Speaker 1: She saved your season. Yes, you wouldn't have been able
Speaker 1: to do any of this racing that you're talking about.
Speaker 1: If somebody did not jump on the motorcycle. You're only
Speaker 1: here now because.
Speaker 2: Of her, exactly.
Speaker 1: Ahre is the gratitude, nothing, ugh, not even a hey,
Speaker 1: I appreciate what you were doing. You got us in
Speaker 1: this awesome position. I am not happy that you lied.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy with how it was done. But man,
Speaker 1: we're only here because of you, and now I'm going
Speaker 1: to crush your spirit. No, it was how dare you
Speaker 1: see this family's company?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Anyway, the parents talk it out and their mom thinks
Speaker 1: it's still a very good idea. By the way, I
Speaker 1: wanted the mom at some point to step up and
Speaker 1: not like, hey, hon, what if we'd but to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving your ass if you don't let this happen
Speaker 1: because we just saved the family while you were off
Speaker 1: doing god knows what in Rome, Like what the hell do?
Speaker 2: I feel like?
Speaker 3: It would have been very justified for her to see
Speaker 3: her daughter doing well and getting gaining strength from her
Speaker 3: daughter's success of going your dad was wrong about this from.
Speaker 1: The beginning beginning, Yes and put your foot.
Speaker 3: Down, mom and say you know what. He's been doing
Speaker 3: fine without you. Why don't you go back to Europe
Speaker 3: wherever you've been. It's got a cell phone. Yeah, go
Speaker 3: to the place without the phones and leave us alone, because.
Speaker 2: We'll finish this up for you. And worst about it
Speaker 2: after season.
Speaker 4: Worst decom parent that has ever been there, and way worse.
Speaker 1: But this is oh, this guy he was, I was,
Speaker 1: I was literally angry at this point. It was oh,
Speaker 1: it was so bad. So anyway, their parents talk it out.
Speaker 1: Mom thinks it's still a good idea. Andrew is just
Speaker 1: as good as any of the boys. Actually better scenes
Speaker 1: as she came in first to the last race, and
Speaker 1: if Andrew can risk himself getting hurt in the track,
Speaker 1: so can she. He might be getting it a little
Speaker 1: bit while he's eating ice cream out of the curtain.
Speaker 1: But then the next day doorbell dang dong and a
Speaker 1: Frenchman who is even worse than the dad, Renee Guartier.
Speaker 1: They might as well have called him Frenchy Frenchman, I
Speaker 1: am Renee Cartier like wow, appears at their door and
Speaker 1: Andrea thinks it's a tupperware salesman who kisses her hand,
Speaker 1: but her dad announces Renee is the new driver taking
Speaker 1: over for the team, and again, what happened to the
Speaker 1: you missed the first race thing? You can't use substitute.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but the only reason
Speaker 1: they're still there is because of Andrea, and nobody seems
Speaker 1: to care. The family is not excited about this, and
Speaker 1: Andrea says, if he kisses her hand again, there will
Speaker 1: be a WWF SmackDown in the house.
Speaker 2: That's where we find our sequel.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, I hope the sequel starts at the funeral
Speaker 1: of the dad. Andrea walks into her room to find
Speaker 1: Renee Renee Frenchie French laying in her bed, fully clothed
Speaker 1: but reading cheerleading magazine. He needs a west facing bed
Speaker 1: so the sun doesn't wake him, and her dad comes
Speaker 1: in again, catering to his every need and literally kicks
Speaker 1: her out of her own room. And even though we
Speaker 1: find out at this point that Renee Frenchie French has
Speaker 1: been kicked off of five teams for unsportsmanlike conduct, he's
Speaker 1: also asking for a ton of new parts, offending little
Speaker 1: Jason and his mechanical skills. Maybe the dad's the problem here.
Speaker 1: How has nobody seen this it's awful, even with the
Speaker 1: new roommate, Andrea, who is has been somehow well raised
Speaker 1: apparently by just the mom. Thanks her mom for everything
Speaker 1: she did. They made a great team together. The dad
Speaker 1: sees this affection from inside the house, and I think
Speaker 1: he's starting to get it, or it's just he's a
Speaker 1: robot who's starting to realize that humans have emotions and
Speaker 1: wants to know what hugs are. The next day, or
Speaker 1: as you think, Sabrina, maybe just the pills are wearing off.
Speaker 1: The next day, Renee is practicing on their home track,
Speaker 1: insulting everything he possibly can, and ends up overheating the
Speaker 1: motorcycle on purpose. This guy sucks so bad, he just
Speaker 1: sucks in French. He finds out about Andrew's racing career
Speaker 1: and tells her that her place is in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: She then sprays him with water. I was hoping she
Speaker 1: grab a knife, but instead she grabbed the water. But man,
Speaker 1: this dude needs Sleever, if I was not angry enough
Speaker 1: at the dad, they somehow ratcheted up with this dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is now, and I know I could call
Speaker 1: it's now another race weekend and the dad is registering
Speaker 1: Renee when Andrea, now in women's clothing, sees Dean approaching
Speaker 1: holding hands with Fhalan. She quickly puts a helmet on
Speaker 1: her brother's head and runs away, essentially saying, you need
Speaker 1: to be you, I mean her, I mean, just be
Speaker 1: yourself in a helmet. Very funny. Andrew says his knee
Speaker 1: is hurt and they got renee as a replacement, which
Speaker 1: covers that part of the story. Andrew introduces then his
Speaker 1: sister to them, and it's very uncomfortable. But Deane seems
Speaker 1: to be attracted to the short haired Andrea and says
Speaker 1: they look a lot alike. Once again, because I think
Speaker 1: Dean likes Andrew and Andrea, it's starting to get a
Speaker 1: little strange.
Speaker 5: I can make this argument. Yeah, I do think he
Speaker 5: had a crush on Andrew. I don't, okay, I don't
Speaker 5: think that that's hard to understand. I think that he
Speaker 5: was confused by it, which is the hug and all
Speaker 5: that stuff. I'm not sure whatever. I do think that
Speaker 5: there's somewhat of a bisexual.
Speaker 1: Undertra okay, and I think that no problems with that, No,
Speaker 1: But I just.
Speaker 5: I'm saying I think, yeah, I think it's progressive.
Speaker 1: I think it is too. I think it's very progressive,
Speaker 1: and I think he did have a bit of a crush. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're at race one. Renee wins, of course, by being
Speaker 1: a jerk and knocking out his closest competitor. And Andrea
Speaker 1: notices Dean is having some bike issues, so back at
Speaker 1: his rig, she goes over and offers some advice, but
Speaker 1: now as her real self as Andrea, and of course,
Speaker 1: because she knows so much about motorcycles, she nails it.
Speaker 1: He's so impressed that she knows about bike's his girlfriend
Speaker 1: knows nothing about the sport. Meanwhile, Papa Henderson is interested
Speaker 1: in Renee for some reason, and that has peaked Andrea's attention.
Speaker 1: She tells her dad that she thinks Renee is lying
Speaker 1: that he's made a deal with the rivals. Even their
Speaker 1: mom and Jason, the whole family thinks that Renee is
Speaker 1: a snake. But yet again, the world's worst d com
Speaker 1: Dad makes Andrea apologize and stand up for a stands
Speaker 1: up for everybody but his family in this movie, every
Speaker 1: single person he is. This is what I want to
Speaker 1: officially hand out the Worst dcom Parent Award. Congratulations. I
Speaker 1: hope you don't pick it. Up because I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: hit you over the head with it, over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. Eventually, their mom does convince her husband
Speaker 1: that Renee is bad, and he turns around to see
Speaker 1: Renee push Andrea during her apology.
Speaker 2: And it is a hard push.
Speaker 1: Oh he shoves, he shoves.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he put his weight into that.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, and I get it to d com
Speaker 1: so you can't really do what you could. But if
Speaker 1: that's my daughter and I see a guy pusher, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be in jail that night. Yeah, like absolutely
Speaker 1: going to be in jail that night. So finally he
Speaker 1: comes to his senses and fires Renee Frenchy French from
Speaker 1: the team. Andrea and her dad make up with him,
Speaker 1: finally seeing how hard she's been working to save the family.
Speaker 1: He admits he always wanted a girl, which actually shocks her.
Speaker 1: He never wanted his kids to race because he got
Speaker 1: hurt and he assumed with a girl that wouldn't be
Speaker 1: a problem, but then she came along. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: to feel her pain and disappointment the way he did,
Speaker 1: but he admits Andrea and her mother are a big
Speaker 1: reason Carson Racing is a success. Duh, and now he
Speaker 1: needs her to race. They hug its time. She brings
Speaker 1: the trophy home, but Andrew already put the bike away.
Speaker 1: How will they get it ready in time? Because again
Speaker 1: the top end of that engine, which we talked about before,
Speaker 1: remember that, and then boom, enter Jason, the world's tiniest
Speaker 1: and best mechanic. He gets to finally show off his skills.
Speaker 1: It's time for the final race, and now Andrew is
Speaker 1: back in her helmet. And Andrew get up. Dean runs up.
Speaker 1: He wants to know more about Andrea, Andrew's sister. Can
Speaker 1: you ask her out? Andrew shoots back, you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Dean reveals they broke up, so Andrea, as Andrew says,
Speaker 1: maybe they can come to some sort of deal. But
Speaker 1: right now it is race time because Renee injured to
Speaker 1: Henderson team member last race, he's subbed in for that team.
Speaker 1: So apparently you can just jump to other teams instantly
Speaker 1: from one race to another. Hey, there's time. I was
Speaker 1: just about to say that same thing, literally, that same
Speaker 1: thing that in baseball you can play literally on the
Speaker 1: two teams in the same game as happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so crazy.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can do that.
Speaker 3: So far, it's like, I don't even care about the
Speaker 3: rules because the movie I agree versus when we've been
Speaker 3: caught of wait, how can this be?
Speaker 2: And you know, it's like, I'm still in. I just
Speaker 2: want to see more racing. Let's just get to it.
Speaker 1: I could not agree with you more. I am in.
Speaker 1: So the final race begins. It comes down to the
Speaker 1: last leg between Renee and Andrea. They make a turn
Speaker 1: and Andrew takes a lead, passing your coach mom, who's
Speaker 1: holding up a sign that says watch the last turn.
Speaker 1: And in the last final turn and jump, Andre hits
Speaker 1: her brakes. A'lla tom cruise in top gun. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hit the brakes and you're gonna fly right by, letting
Speaker 1: Renee swerve and crash, leaving her alone at the finish line.
Speaker 1: She has won. Dean is there to celebrate with her,
Speaker 1: but Renee, now defeated, says the trick is something at
Speaker 1: Girl with d Coincidentally, an ESPN announcer is right there
Speaker 1: and wants to know what Renee meant by that. He
Speaker 1: exposes the real Andrew Casson, who at first denies it,
Speaker 1: but eventually the family fesses up. Andrew is Andrea and
Speaker 1: Andrew is well still, Andrew Dean is offended he trusted
Speaker 1: Andrea when she was Andrew and the Henderson team wants
Speaker 1: her disqualified, but their mom says there's nothing in the
Speaker 1: roller bucks stopping her from competing, as she registered as Andy,
Speaker 1: so she never actually lied because that's her nickname. And
Speaker 1: just like that, the entire movie, with all the possible
Speaker 1: you know, issues of exposing Andrea is over. It really
Speaker 1: is solved in one minute, whole movie over. But anyway,
Speaker 1: it's not quite because Mark Curry, logging his third minute
Speaker 1: of the movie arrives and before he can announce his
Speaker 1: ruling on all of this, he's interrupted by Barbara Rawlings,
Speaker 1: the VP and family member of the company. We get
Speaker 1: a little misdirect here, thinking she's mad, but she decides
Speaker 1: to give the entire Carson team a sponsorship. Keep in
Speaker 1: mind she's also rewarding the dad who's the biggest jure
Speaker 1: let's just say jerk for ninety eight percent of this movie.
Speaker 1: We are now back at the house. They find out
Speaker 1: that with all this new sponsorship money everything, they are
Speaker 1: allowed to hire a two point fifty cc rider for
Speaker 1: their new sponsored racing team, and her mom has the
Speaker 1: perfect racer in mind. He's actually outside the house right now.
Speaker 1: She walks out to see Dean. She teases him by
Speaker 1: saying he has to try out. If he beats her
Speaker 1: on the track twelve laps, he's signed. We end with
Speaker 1: a very nineties freeze frame of the two love birds midjump.
Speaker 1: And that's the movie. And I thought to myself, Huh,
Speaker 1: the dad didn't want Renee to be even slightly distracted,
Speaker 1: but hiring her boyfriend as the team isn't going to
Speaker 1: distract her at all. Anyway, I was in. I didn't care.
Speaker 1: That was a movie and I loved every second of it.
Speaker 1: That is motocrossed everybody. Can we do some real reviews? Sabrina?
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I think I get the one star review this week
Speaker 1: and it is from once again, our friend Hu Namad.
Speaker 1: It's actually unnamed, but here we go. There was a
Speaker 1: time when I would watch Disney Channel movies like I
Speaker 1: was eating potato chips. Once you have one, you can't
Speaker 1: stop at one. But this one was more like eating
Speaker 1: potato chip that caused violent diarrhea. Wow, I disagree, And surely.
Speaker 2: You were watching a different one, thank you, sure for sure.
Speaker 2: Five stars by Greg R.
Speaker 1: My Family Race he's a pirate.
Speaker 3: It's greg Ry, Greg r Yes, yes, my family races
Speaker 3: and I want to start.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, five stars. There you go. Nothing about the film,
Speaker 1: but you got it alrighty. Like every episode we have
Speaker 1: approached Sabrina's favorite part of the show, which is the
Speaker 1: game that producer Jensen has created for us. This is
Speaker 1: We're going back a little ways here because this is
Speaker 1: hang four. It's a game we've played before that originated
Speaker 1: on Beach Movie. You'll get four terms associated with motocross.
Speaker 1: According to MX dash gear dot com. You have to
Speaker 1: guess what they stand for from a list of multiple
Speaker 1: choice options. So here we go. Number one. We heard
Speaker 1: it mentioned a bunch of times in this movie.
Speaker 3: CC.
Speaker 1: Is it a count class B center circumference C cubic
Speaker 1: centimeters or D Chase Crawford.
Speaker 2: Do you probably know this?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 1: I do know this one? Okay, C C cubic s
Speaker 1: that I'm going to agree with you that number one
Speaker 1: is C cubic centimeters.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's definitely not clearly confidenced C.
Speaker 1: It is it is a two fifty CC. Yes. The
Speaker 1: next one, I apologize for the name, but it does
Speaker 1: sound a little weirdly sexual. Number two is ditch humper. Oh,
Speaker 1: is that a a bike so beaten up? It's just
Speaker 1: for play? Be a small metal piece on the HANDLEB
Speaker 1: to protect the rider from being thrown during jumps. See
Speaker 1: a biker so bad they spend most of the race
Speaker 1: on the ground or D A move for a benning
Speaker 1: your friend name humper.
Speaker 2: I think it's B. I think it's a metal piece.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna say. I'm gonna say it's A.
Speaker 1: It's A. Hey, it's a a bike so beaten up
Speaker 1: it's just for play, Okay. And now number three, which
Speaker 1: also sounds very sexual, goon riding is goon riding. A
Speaker 1: a very aggressive bully on the track. B a skilled
Speaker 1: rider purposely trying to look like a tool while riding.
Speaker 1: C biking with your arms completely extended out like Frankenstein
Speaker 1: or a zombie. Or D jumping on the back of
Speaker 1: someone you think is uneducated.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 1: I'll pick first because I don't know. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's B. A skilled rider purposely trying
Speaker 1: to look like a tool while riding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I'm between A and and B,
Speaker 2: but I'll go with B.
Speaker 1: Two. I think, Okay, what do you think it's b
Speaker 1: she got it fallen along along And luckily the fourth
Speaker 1: one doesn't sound sexual at all. Monkey butt is monkey
Speaker 1: butt a the act of jumping up and down in
Speaker 1: your seat while biking like an excited monkey. Be a
Speaker 1: large seat for larger riders. See your butt after you've
Speaker 1: ridden miles of trails or d the title of an
Speaker 1: upcoming Pixar film. You go first.
Speaker 2: I think it's c your but yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: that is what I've heard.
Speaker 1: Is really tough to get used to monkey with.
Speaker 2: Just it's not comfortable.
Speaker 5: Okay, very impressive going, guys. Let's see, is this the.
Speaker 1: First time we've been four for four? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't get one. I got the second, ditch. No,
Speaker 2: and this is not the first time you're four for four?
Speaker 2: Will thanks a lot?
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you once again, Producer Jensen for making
Speaker 1: me look awesome and Sabrina a little foolish?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Can we do Sabrina ces please?
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a couple that I'm just we just haven't covered.
Speaker 3: And I feel like we normally see or talk at
Speaker 3: least about a lot of these things. So this is
Speaker 3: the first time, and maybe I'm wrong. I could be,
Speaker 3: but I don't think so that we've seen our characters
Speaker 3: in a d com say, Grace, they.
Speaker 1: Agree, Yes they do, they pray. I thought the same thing.
Speaker 2: WHOA, I don't think we've seen that. I really don't.
Speaker 1: I thought the.
Speaker 2: Which is isn't bad, isn't good or bad. But it's
Speaker 2: just something that I know.
Speaker 3: You know, obviously the Disney Channel they do kind of
Speaker 3: caution behind setting themselves with any type of specific religion,
Speaker 3: you know, things like that.
Speaker 2: So that was interesting to me.
Speaker 3: The brands that we saw it now, this is very
Speaker 3: different for the Disney Channel because I mean, if you
Speaker 3: really think about it, on the Disney Channel, especially back then,
Speaker 3: no commercials.
Speaker 2: They're all like small what were they called spont in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they didn't have brand, but there were no
Speaker 1: commercials back in the day.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it was really it
Speaker 2: was very against all of that.
Speaker 3: And then of course, you know, Will and I both
Speaker 3: know anytime you wore a shirt that had you know,
Speaker 3: a logo, I mean I Will, I had a Puma
Speaker 3: sweat outfit that I wear in the second one and
Speaker 3: they put.
Speaker 2: A paw print over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called.
Speaker 3: So they did not you were not allowed to wear
Speaker 3: you know, name clothing brands or anything. But this movie
Speaker 3: is filled with them, and rightfully so because they all
Speaker 3: really really back the the the heftiness they had behind
Speaker 3: this disney to do just go make a random motocross.
Speaker 3: They put their time and effort into making this look
Speaker 3: so real and just so authentic. So I really, I mean,
Speaker 3: we didn't talk about that at all, but that was
Speaker 3: huge to me because you're going, oh my gosh, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, oh my gosh, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's everywhere. And then the last part, I you know,
Speaker 2: I get she's the mom and she's.
Speaker 3: Kind of helping, but her cardboard things that she was
Speaker 3: writing didn't seem helpful. I mean, she's like washed for
Speaker 3: the second one when competitor can see, oh, the last
Speaker 3: turns of Doozy like let me go. So that was
Speaker 3: the last one of just that that was kind of funny.
Speaker 3: They were trying to do it, but I feel like
Speaker 3: they missed the mark a little bit. Mom had a
Speaker 3: little bit more of like like she's been really getting
Speaker 3: into the books figuring out how to coach her.
Speaker 1: So yeah, third gear, third gear or something like that,
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 3: Did I think my heart dropped, because again, there was
Speaker 3: not a lot of the movie that I really fully remembered,
Speaker 3: and the moment when he takes his shirt off and
Speaker 3: then I go, oh, my gosh, how's she going to
Speaker 3: handle this?
Speaker 1: How's she going to do this?
Speaker 2: How's she going to do this?
Speaker 3: So that was a moment for me that I went
Speaker 3: that was kind of funny to go through that whole
Speaker 3: thing again because I'm sure that's how I felt the
Speaker 3: first time I watched it.
Speaker 1: But that is it.
Speaker 3: Guys, just enjoyed it from top to bottom. It was like,
Speaker 3: I can't believe I wasn't more obsessed with this one
Speaker 3: back in the day.
Speaker 2: It is so good, so good.
Speaker 1: Speaking of good, how good was it? Because it's now
Speaker 1: time to rate the movie one out of ten and
Speaker 1: our options for this week one out of ten, absolutely
Speaker 1: terrible dads one out of ten. Sisters trying to kill
Speaker 1: their brother one out of ten, sacrificial buzz cuts, one
Speaker 1: out of ten. Secretly bisexual Disney storylines, oh my God,
Speaker 1: one out of ten. Replaced punk rock songs, one out
Speaker 1: of ten, dirt track nail salons, or one out of ten,
Speaker 1: quick Mark Curry paychecks. I think you should am I picking?
Speaker 1: Are you picking this week? Uh? You?
Speaker 2: I picked last week?
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm gonna go with as much as i'd love
Speaker 1: secretly bisexual Disney storylines. I think I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: dirt track nail salons.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And I think I went first last week? So did I?
Speaker 1: I thought I did? Maybe I didn't didn't?
Speaker 2: Did you you didn't? Okay?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first this week.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna give this a nine point five dirt
Speaker 1: track nail salons, which I think is the highest I've
Speaker 1: ever given anything. I think I've given other nine point
Speaker 1: fives or nine ten is going to be next to impossible.
Speaker 1: But this movie perfect Disney Channel movie. It reminded me
Speaker 1: again so much of the movies I loved as a kid.
Speaker 1: I bought the story. I was angry at the dad,
Speaker 1: I do everything. It was supposed to be nine point
Speaker 1: five dirt track nail salons. This was a great, great dicon.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I am gonna match your nine point five
Speaker 3: because this hit all of the emotions that I wanted
Speaker 3: to have when I was this age.
Speaker 2: You've got the cute, the cute boy, the awesome brother.
Speaker 3: We didn't even talk about how amazing her twin wastive yes,
Speaker 3: and her little brother, like the whole family besides, the
Speaker 3: dad was wonderful. I loved the family dynamic. I loved
Speaker 3: the girl power storyline that I didn't even remember.
Speaker 2: And then, of course I think Disney did it right.
Speaker 3: I mean, they nailed this one with getting the professionals
Speaker 3: that they got involved. Everything looked awesome. Nothing looked like
Speaker 3: janky in this movie. It all looks so great, and
Speaker 3: I just I was in the whole time and loved
Speaker 3: watching it for a second time.
Speaker 2: You know, we watched them. I watched them twice.
Speaker 3: Didn't feel like I wanted to rush through anything. I
Speaker 3: really wanted to just like enjoy it again.
Speaker 2: So amazing.
Speaker 3: Nine point five dirt Track, Nail Salons, however, I did
Speaker 3: hate that nails agreed, But nine point five Hanns down.
Speaker 2: It's so good, good, so good.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody so much for joining us. I hope
Speaker 1: you watched it because it was a really good movie.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it, go watch it. If you
Speaker 1: have seen it, go watch it again because it's really
Speaker 1: really good. Our next movie is another one from the
Speaker 1: director of Motocross and Johnny Tsunami we mentioned it earlier,
Speaker 1: and now it's time to dig into Mom's got a
Speaker 1: Date with a vampire. Oh boy, I'm so excited. And
Speaker 1: we are not off our bike yet with motocross because
Speaker 1: this week on the isolated magical rewind Feed, we've got
Speaker 1: a park Hopper episode. We've got two coming up, but
Speaker 1: the first one is going to be with Trevor O'Brien.
Speaker 1: Trevor O'Brien, of course, who played the awesome brother Andrew
Speaker 1: in Motocross. It was absolutely remarkable time talking with him.
Speaker 1: It really was incredible, and not only do we talk
Speaker 1: about this, we talked about everything he's doing right now.
Speaker 1: So here is a quick clip. So I'm reading it
Speaker 1: for the first time, having no clue that this has
Speaker 1: anything to do with Shakespeare's Fault Night, and I'm reading,
Speaker 1: and I'm reading, and then all of a sudden, ten
Speaker 1: pages into it, I break my leg and I'm like,
Speaker 1: where did I go?
Speaker 7: I'm out of the films, And as the sixteen year
Speaker 7: old who like loves motocross and getting to race and
Speaker 7: ride and do stuff like that, I was like, wait, what.
Speaker 1: The film riding with Jeremy McGrath and Trevis Struggle. So
Speaker 1: there was some disappointment, and thank you so much everybody.
Speaker 1: I will make you another promise. That is not our
Speaker 1: only interview for motocross. We were able to get somebody
Speaker 1: else that people were very very excited to speak to.
Speaker 1: So we are going to start with Trevor and go
Speaker 1: from there. That's all I'm gonna say. But for now, everybody,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. Don't forget to
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Speaker 2: Bye bye,