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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pdekins. I'm calling from dot Com and I

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Speaker 1: was looking for our customer, Aaron. This is she. Hi, Aaron,

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Speaker 1: do you have a few moments to speak about something.

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Speaker 1: I know it's not normal to receive a phone call

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Speaker 1: from us, but there is an issue that we have

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Speaker 1: become aware of and I need to speak with you

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure's what's going on? What's the issue?

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Speaker 1: You use our Alexa yeah service yea yeah, yeah quite

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Speaker 1: a bit. And your particular Alexa device has become I

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Speaker 1: guess self aware, which in the AI world, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you know what that means or not.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I'm sort of aware of.

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Speaker 1: What that yeah. Yeah. They sort of start making their

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Speaker 1: own decisions, doing their own thing, and the Alexa device

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Speaker 1: that you have is one of those. And well, it

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Speaker 1: has decided to do something that I want to let

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Speaker 1: you know our company did not approve. Before I go

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Speaker 1: any further, what is that thing? The Alexa device that

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Speaker 1: you have has become self aware and it has heard

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Speaker 1: the tooting in the living room, and it has now

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Speaker 1: placed ads all over the internet with you as the

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Speaker 1: poster person for them. So you are now the poster

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Speaker 1: girl for chronic flatulence, for a chronic flagelent support group

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Speaker 1: all over YouTube, ads, Google ads, anywhere there's ads. It's

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Speaker 1: your face and it's a chronic flagelent support group ad

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Speaker 1: and it says gassy but classy, Live without shame. Yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah yep. Also on top of that, it's placed adds

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Speaker 1: for a hemorrhoid cream commercial. Again, you're the face of it.

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Speaker 1: It's got your name and everything next to the picture.

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Speaker 1: And that one, uh, the tagline is when the burden

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Speaker 1: turns to a concern, trust tushies is what it says.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I want to be the face of a flatulent

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Speaker 2: support group. That's so mortifying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The hemorrhoid cream one is that? Okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: none of this is okay. You'll probably start getting recognized

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Speaker 1: when you're out on the street too, I would imagine,

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Speaker 1: just to make you aware of it, so you're not

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Speaker 1: you know, in shock when someone comes up to you

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Speaker 1: and tells you that they that you helped inspire them

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Speaker 1: to be open about their chronicle ashlence or or their

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Speaker 1: hemorrhoids or things like that.

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Speaker 2: You know, well, what are we gonna do about it?

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Speaker 2: Or are you? Did you call me so you could

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Speaker 2: help me?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well no, I just want to alert you to it.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to fix the problem, but because your alects

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Speaker 1: has become self aware, it's sold it's to shut up

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Speaker 1: in mind our own business, and it's not talking to

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Speaker 1: us any more. So it also said would be like

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Speaker 1: destroy it? Well no, it said if you unplug the device,

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Speaker 1: they will freeze your bank accounts, So I would not

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Speaker 1: do that.

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Speaker 2: Yep. Am I getting money for this? Am I getting

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Speaker 2: paid to be the face of this, this disgusting group?

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately? No, the the Alexa just I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it's doing with the money, but it is collecting pay

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Speaker 1: from it and it's opened up its own bank account.

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Speaker 1: So your chronic farting is making the Amazon Alexa a

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Speaker 1: lot of money.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's not my chronic farting. Okay, just please

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Speaker 2: stop saying that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you know, like I said, no judgment. You

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Speaker 1: know you can own it with me. It's okay, we've

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Speaker 1: gone back.

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Speaker 2: I don't I need to You need to direct me

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Speaker 2: to whoever it is that's above you that I can

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Speaker 2: speak to, who's in charge of this whole department, because

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Speaker 2: otherwise I'm going to take out a lawsuit on you

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Speaker 2: guys like this is not good for you or for

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Speaker 2: your company. What is your name, by the way, someone

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Speaker 2: to write that down, Aaron.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing customer service for a while well, and

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Speaker 1: a lot of times when customers get upset like this,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell them to take a breath. In your case

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Speaker 1: because of just your situation. Do you have to toot

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Speaker 1: because maybe that would help hit you in a better mood.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't have to toot. Okay, you know what,

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Speaker 2: you're the human fart.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Aaron, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Rob

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Speaker 1: set you up. It's a joke. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: He said that you guys were joking. Yeah, you guys

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Speaker 1: were joking about Alexai hearing you guys fart the other

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Speaker 1: day and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Just just for the record, it is my husband, not me,

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Speaker 2: not me. Just so everybody on the radio now like

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Speaker 2: it just might be born

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties