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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday Mornings on the twenties. Well, yeah, hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: This is Chat Michaelson calling from Beak from yoga? Is

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Speaker 1: it for Paula? Oh? Hi? Yeah? Is this paul Hey Paula?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? An't you well? Not too bad?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for asking? Yeah, okay, so you say you were

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Speaker 1: calling it from Yeah, yeah, I'm calling from the yoga studio.

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Speaker 1: We're about to reopen. We're super excited about it, and

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Speaker 1: so we're rewarding some of our loyal customers with a

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Speaker 1: special offer. That's cool. What is this? Super cool? Um?

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Speaker 1: So you're a fan of Vanyasa, am I right? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I remember you. I remember when you were in here.

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Speaker 1: I was checking out your Vanyasa. Okay, that came out

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Speaker 1: kind of creepy. Did you mean it that way? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. No, I'm just you know, I'm super

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Speaker 1: into yoga, I'm super to bodies, I'm super into spirituality,

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Speaker 1: I'm super into you, and so I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and sort of talk about you say you're super

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Speaker 1: into me? That what you just said? Oh yeah, of course, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course I said that. I mean, I'm super into

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Speaker 1: all of the people that come in here to do

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Speaker 1: yoga and the fact that we're about to open up,

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Speaker 1: like it's just exciting to me. And so I'm calling

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Speaker 1: some of our customers with a special offer, you know,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I was checking out your vanyasa and

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Speaker 1: it is one of the best. Okay, that's like super inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: And can you stop saying that you like my vanyasa?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, all right, So I don't know why you

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Speaker 1: would be thinking that it's inappropriate, Okay, because like I'm

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Speaker 1: from the yoga studio. Obviously you know I'm a yogi.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you know that I'm all about it. No, you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking to anybody like that, So don't don't

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Speaker 1: say that again. I don't even you haven't even Can

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Speaker 1: you just get to the point and tell me what

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Speaker 1: you're calling about. Well, oh yeah, that's what I was

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Speaker 1: trying to do. And I'm so sorry, okay, Paula. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry that it seems like I offended you, because

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Speaker 1: that's the last thing I want to do. I'm all

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Speaker 1: about yoga, you know, and creating inner peace and outer

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Speaker 1: piece and making the outside to tell me what you're

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Speaker 1: calling about, because I'm messing bodies together and okay, no,

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Speaker 1: you're you're just being really gross and okay, curiously you

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Speaker 1: need to stop so well. I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: doing though, because I'm just calling you to, you know,

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Speaker 1: extend an offer of one on one yoga at the

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Speaker 1: studio here. One on one, yeah, some one on one training.

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Speaker 1: Well that would be with me, of course. Oh are

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Speaker 1: you serious? You're kidding me. You're You're so gross. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how they let you talk to people

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Speaker 1: like that. You're telling me that you you'll be the

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Speaker 1: last person I want to see in a yoga class

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Speaker 1: less in front of me. You're so gross. But I

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Speaker 1: don't get me right, I don't know. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: why you think I'm gross. I just wanted to call

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Speaker 1: you up and extend the offer, like I'm doing with

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Speaker 1: many of our customers, I know, like the like you,

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Speaker 1: like my vinata and all that body. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: a disgusting man. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to

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Speaker 1: offend you. I just wanted to know if you wanted

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Speaker 1: to get sweaty, that's all. Oh my god, No, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to get sweaty. That is just you are

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Speaker 1: so disgusting. Seriously, and I swear to God, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to call back and I'm going to report you because

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Speaker 1: this is gross. Oh okay, Oh okay, Look, can I

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Speaker 1: just want to apologize. And I can see that not

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Speaker 1: being able to come in and work on your yoga

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Speaker 1: and work on your practice has obviously caused some anger

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Speaker 1: ishes with you. No, what's causing my anger? It's you

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Speaker 1: are your fing weirdo. Oh okay, So that hurt like

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Speaker 1: all the way to my soul. Good, I'm glad of hurt.

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Speaker 1: Now what's your name? You weird? Also, I can call

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Speaker 1: your boss and get you fired. It's actually Jebil Jewbil.

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Speaker 1: I thought you said it was Chad or Chat or

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Speaker 1: whatever he said at the beginning of this call. No,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewbil from the Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. What It's a joke. Your sister

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Speaker 1: said that you've been really missing going to hot yoga,

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Speaker 1: so I figured i'd call and creepy out with a

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Speaker 1: special offer getting sweaty. Oh god, what a tramp? What

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Speaker 1: so mean? What did you say? I say, she's a tramp?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, the Jebel Show on demand