Speaker 1: Second dated. This might be the coolest place that we're
Speaker 1: ever gonna hear a first date happen. Love that, or
Speaker 1: at least it's probably the fanciest. Okay, because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners today named Jack said he had his first
Speaker 1: date in a mansion, which begs the question, Jack, how
Speaker 1: were you allowed into my parents neighborhood? I don't know
Speaker 1: if any Jack, and I didn't see your name on
Speaker 1: the list, So explain yourself quickly before I let our
Speaker 1: pet Jaguar Martin have his way with you. Well, I
Speaker 1: did have a date in the mansion, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: in your parents neighborhood. Okay, one of the poorer neighborhoods,
Speaker 1: poor rich neighbor All Alexis is thinking right now, is
Speaker 1: is it your mansion? Ja? Yeah? How did you get
Speaker 1: into a mansion? So? I mean I work for a
Speaker 1: wealthy family and a personal assistant, so it was a
Speaker 1: one of the strings I can pull as the assistant.
Speaker 1: They were out of town. It's like when your parents leave,
Speaker 1: but like if your parents were really really rich, you
Speaker 1: can use the west wing of the house if your
Speaker 1: parents leave, but you do all of the planning for
Speaker 1: your parents and if going through the planning. Right, your
Speaker 1: parents yell at you because you're incompetent. Oh so lit
Speaker 1: the way you earned it for yourself, So that's kind
Speaker 1: of nice. Who is the girl that you brought over there.
Speaker 1: Her name is Michelle. I met her on a dating app, okay,
Speaker 1: and she seemed the game to come over to the place.
Speaker 1: Can I ask, like, do you like try to show
Speaker 1: this place off as if it's your own? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: why not? You know I don't wear expensive enough shoes
Speaker 1: where I think any girl to believe that. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you say, hey, my employer's gone and we can use
Speaker 1: their house. Yeah, I figured, why not enjoy the fruits
Speaker 1: of my labor. I think that's actually works in your
Speaker 1: favor because you still have access to the house and
Speaker 1: all the cool things. But she also knows you're probably
Speaker 1: grounded and down to earth. You're not some rich snob.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, unless the owners are hotter see some family
Speaker 1: photos around. How did Michelle react when you told her
Speaker 1: the situation? Did she seem into it? Yeah? Immediately, not
Speaker 1: judge like Alexis y No, I go, I did. It'd
Speaker 1: be really fun. What did you guys plan on doing?
Speaker 1: Did you like make dinner. Is there a pool or
Speaker 1: a like hot time or I don't know how many
Speaker 1: pools are there are the indoors or outdoors. Three of
Speaker 1: them are heated. It depends on what you call a pool.
Speaker 1: I mean their bathtub is the size of my pool
Speaker 1: growing up as a kid. So okay, I mean thanks.
Speaker 1: You get intimate pretty quick in a situation like you know,
Speaker 1: or she gets lost somewhere in the house. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: how did it go? What did you guys do? Well?
Speaker 1: You know, I prepped the house. I had the lights dim,
Speaker 1: that had the music that we bonded over on the
Speaker 1: app plane. He came in, and I mean the chef
Speaker 1: was even there the day before, so he prepped this
Speaker 1: whole meal for me. So I had it already cooked
Speaker 1: for even though they're out of town. But they're probably
Speaker 1: just You're probably just buddies with him, right Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was getting rid of a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff that was going to go bad since they're out. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that kind of beef. It was more than I can afford.
Speaker 1: So I'm dude, so excited. What do you even where
Speaker 1: do it date like that? You know, I'm just going
Speaker 1: out closed, nothing too fancy, Okay, that's so fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, how was the connection going between you and Michelle?
Speaker 1: Did you guys bond? Yeah, I mean I thought so.
Speaker 1: We joked around the whole night. She made fun of
Speaker 1: me being a boy, which is you know, that's fine.
Speaker 1: What is that because he's the assistance job. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean that's kind of rude. I mean you always
Speaker 1: want to be with somebody who could, like, you know,
Speaker 1: poke fun it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: with someone who takes things too serious. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: there's no way to take seriously like bowling in at home.
Speaker 1: There's a bowling alley. Yeah, there's a personal two lane
Speaker 1: bowling alliot. She kicked my eyes as well. I mean
Speaker 1: everything down the line. This girl is getting all the boxes,
Speaker 1: you know, and okay, the koa grab right, Like I
Speaker 1: take her to the garage. I show her all of
Speaker 1: the excessively expensive cars because the girls typically they like
Speaker 1: that sort of thing. And you know, it was cool
Speaker 1: for a bit. I don't think it was anything too
Speaker 1: bad going on. What do you think that. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: worked for a few wealthy families in the past, and
Speaker 1: they're all very particular about their cars. And she wanted
Speaker 1: to jump, like she literally jumped in one. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to overreact or anything, but I definitely was pretty
Speaker 1: stern with her. How many fingers of hers did you
Speaker 1: cut off? Yeah? You have to learn. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: What did you do when she did that? I might
Speaker 1: have raised my voice a little bit and just hold
Speaker 1: her to hop out, like immediately, did you explain why
Speaker 1: did you at least take a photo of in it? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I tried to explain it. I think she understood it,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Like she hasn't a messaged me
Speaker 1: since to this date, and we kissed at the end.
Speaker 1: It seemed very nice, like I didn't push anything too far,
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I think something there was Maybe
Speaker 1: I revealed some part of myself she didn't like. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, you shouldn't be revealing yourself, not on
Speaker 1: the first day. That's inappropriate unless she have consent to
Speaker 1: do so. I don't think that's what he meant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he meant revealing a personality trait she didn't like.
Speaker 1: You know what, That makes more sense. Time to think
Speaker 1: about it. Well, we got the gist of what happened
Speaker 1: on the date. I don't know how you could go
Speaker 1: out with someone like this and then not want to
Speaker 1: go back. Did you see them again? You date this person?
Speaker 1: You get these perks all the time. Absolutely, So let's
Speaker 1: call Michelle and find out what is wrong with her?
Speaker 1: Do it with your second date date? No sec what's
Speaker 1: it like to go on a date with a person
Speaker 1: who isn't necessarily rich, but who takes care of a
Speaker 1: rich person's house. I feel like it's close. It's enough
Speaker 1: to wretch you are who you surround yourself with, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm into it. Our listener Jack knows all about it
Speaker 1: because that's his life. He's the personal assistant to a
Speaker 1: very wealthy family, and brought his date Michelle over to
Speaker 1: their luxurious estate, where they ate fine food, looked at
Speaker 1: fine cars, and went bowling on a fine alley, a
Speaker 1: private alley. Don't every time I use the word fine
Speaker 1: in front of something, it just sounds richer, A fine
Speaker 1: wooden alley. Yes, but now things aren't so fine because
Speaker 1: she's not returning his calls and I just hope she
Speaker 1: didn't swipe some of the silverware and feels guilty about Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'd be coming back from more. Did you check the
Speaker 1: China cabinets and the Sterling drawers before she left. I
Speaker 1: did not know, Well, we have our first theory's a fief,
Speaker 1: it could be, but yeah, what are your what are
Speaker 1: your thoughts? I just I'm, you know, curious to hear
Speaker 1: what her opinion is on this. You know, I thought
Speaker 1: we had a great date and don't come across people
Speaker 1: like this a lot. So I just hope I didn't
Speaker 1: screw it up. I bet it was your tone. You
Speaker 1: said you kind of raised your voice out here when
Speaker 1: she jumped in the car. Don't tell a girl no, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: She's in like a quarter million dollars vehics. He's had
Speaker 1: a lot of backup options on our text board right now.
Speaker 1: Texode is over here. I think we'll be good man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna start with Michelle here, So let's dial
Speaker 1: her number and see what she has to say. Here
Speaker 1: we go, aw, Hello, Hey is this Michelle h who's this?
Speaker 1: My name is jeff My full name is Jeffrey Geoffrey, Yes,
Speaker 1: with a big J on it, and I'm calling from
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: very fancy morning show. We heard you like fancy things. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what is this about. I don't think we're
Speaker 1: passing off as being rich, right, yeah, sorry, Michelle. What
Speaker 1: we're doing is a segment called a second Date Update.
Speaker 1: We're trying to help one of our listeners get some
Speaker 1: answers after he went on a date with you, and
Speaker 1: now he's not getting a call back. Um. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: sort of confused what's going on. One of our listeners
Speaker 1: named Jack reached out to us because he said that
Speaker 1: he took you out on a date and it sounded
Speaker 1: like an awesome date. Yeah you remember, remember Jack? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember Jack? Okay, was a date as awesome as
Speaker 1: we're hyping it up to be. I mean, you had
Speaker 1: a chef, You're at a mansion. Yeah, a private bowling
Speaker 1: alley that would blow my mind. Yeah. No, if it
Speaker 1: was fine. Jack was a good guy. I just don't
Speaker 1: really see it happening again. Oh really, why did you
Speaker 1: see it happening at the beginning and then something changed
Speaker 1: or this whole the whole time you were like add
Speaker 1: not into it. No, I mean he was. He's a
Speaker 1: really nice guy. He cute. He obviously showed me this
Speaker 1: very cool place, which was fun. Yeah, he was a
Speaker 1: little funny. He had music playing. It was all very
Speaker 1: sweet and it sounds really thoughtful too, like he put
Speaker 1: on the music. You guys connected over. He was nice,
Speaker 1: but I'm still not getting like which part of it
Speaker 1: made you not want to call him? Nothing went wrong necessarily,
Speaker 1: it's I actually met someone else I sort of connected
Speaker 1: with better. So you're just you're talking to a couple
Speaker 1: of people on the app. And no, I didn't meet
Speaker 1: this person on the app. Actually I met them the
Speaker 1: same night as my date with Jack. You had multiple
Speaker 1: dates lined up. No, it's a funny story. Actually, um,
Speaker 1: I thought to Jack and maybe to us what happened?
Speaker 1: So I got to this mansion for the date and
Speaker 1: there were gates outside, so I had to stop at
Speaker 1: the gate, and when the gates opened, a car was
Speaker 1: leaping and the guy rolled down his window and he
Speaker 1: was like, do you have permission to be here? I
Speaker 1: told him I was a guest of Jack's. And so
Speaker 1: then he introduced himself and he's like, oh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: the chef, and he started talking to me. He told
Speaker 1: me like, what it's like working there? Oh, well, you
Speaker 1: guys are sitting in different cars like talking through a window. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I had parked down the block, so I was on
Speaker 1: foot and he was like the car. That makes more sense.
Speaker 1: I think you were like yelling through the passenger window
Speaker 1: of your car. So you're you're bonding with the chef
Speaker 1: of the house. Yeah, And he was really charming and
Speaker 1: before he left gave me his card and said if
Speaker 1: I ever wanted to know more or wanted his services,
Speaker 1: and the card at his personal intro. Oh, so he
Speaker 1: was like, legit, hitting on you. The chef was before
Speaker 1: you even started your date with Jack a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but wait a minute, didn't he end up coming back
Speaker 1: and cooking for you? He cooked it the night before? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jack just reheated it. You guys just had that passing
Speaker 1: encounter at the gate. You haven't like seen him since then, right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Not right. I couldn't stop thinking about him during like
Speaker 1: the whole date. And oh I texted Chef Nico the
Speaker 1: next day. We've been hanging out for the last week
Speaker 1: or so. Oh my god, these like incredible meals cook
Speaker 1: and you get the same perks that is, it's hard
Speaker 1: to beat Chef Nico. Like there's Jeff's can be really
Speaker 1: sexy's he's really Sexy's got an accent. It's like, oh, Jack,
Speaker 1: but I really don't. I don't want Jack to find
Speaker 1: out because I just I don't want to cause any
Speaker 1: sort of risk with him at work that would cause dramaffrey.
Speaker 1: I wish we could do something like that for you,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of too late, Michelle, because simple Jack
Speaker 1: is on the other Are you kidding he's been listening
Speaker 1: this whole time? No? Yah, Yeah, Jack, Yeah, I heard
Speaker 1: all of that. I hope you enjoy an unemployed chef,
Speaker 1: because that's something I can make happen. WHOA, you're muscles? Jack?
Speaker 1: Do you let me flagelate in front of you for
Speaker 1: three and a half hours while you were daydreaming about
Speaker 1: a chef? Oh? Wow, I know? Did you just say chef?
Speaker 1: You're a personal assistant. I'm an executive assistant first off, okay,
Speaker 1: and and he works beneath me. There's a chain of command.
Speaker 1: You could have just not shown up for sake. Oh
Speaker 1: you wanted me to stand you up after I ran
Speaker 1: You know what, I look at it morally, If you
Speaker 1: look at the morality of the situation, that would have
Speaker 1: been much better than ruling over the chef that you
Speaker 1: just met while I'm sitting there hopeful. No, but that
Speaker 1: would be like enjoying the order and then being like,
Speaker 1: forget the entree, I don't need it. Jack, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's she didn't plan it, and she might
Speaker 1: not have planned it, but Nico could have planned it
Speaker 1: for sure. It's not the first time he's done something
Speaker 1: like this dates from you. Oh yeah, Michelle, I want
Speaker 1: you to know that your connection with Nico's super pure,
Speaker 1: super real. He's not just trying to have sex with
Speaker 1: an American girl to get green cart class. Maybe Michelle's
Speaker 1: okay with that? Yeah, Michelle, is that what you're going for? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would rather come back and have whatever this energy
Speaker 1: is from jazz. You know, this doesn't sound like it's
Speaker 1: going great, So I think maybe we're just gonna abandon
Speaker 1: ship here. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Um, Michelle, you know,
Speaker 1: thanks for being on with us and being honest. Normally
Speaker 1: we even offer to pay for a day, but they
Speaker 1: have a private chef like what else? Yeah, I'm covered.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jack, would you feel super offended if I
Speaker 1: offered Michelle another date with Nkoyo? What we can get
Speaker 1: in on it? Please do it. I hope she catches
Speaker 1: whatever he has like fresh. Okay, I mean it's gonna
Speaker 1: be weird now to see Nico around the man. I
Speaker 1: thought I made it clear. I will no longer be
Speaker 1: seeing Nico around the Black Well. I am looking for
Speaker 1: a private chef and Alexis is going to be next
Speaker 1: in line the second course. Second. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you can afford it. I can get everyone stop fighting
Speaker 1: over Nico please, Sorry, he does sound pretty dreamy. I'm
Speaker 1: on board now. Broken Jeffrey in the morning, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was intense. That was fun. I really like that fights.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel bad for Jack, but like there
Speaker 1: were so many twisted turns, like what a cool story
Speaker 1: of burn, you know, like I met the chef and
Speaker 1: as I was okay, anyway, Sorry, you're like wishing that
Speaker 1: you were. I mean, we haven't had fireworks on like
Speaker 1: that on the show and quite some time. And I
Speaker 1: don't necessarily blame Jack for being that upset about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, in the dating world, if you put
Speaker 1: a hot foreign guy who can cook up against pretty
Speaker 1: much anybody, you better wave the white fly. You'd all
Speaker 1: fair in love and really rich people. Yeah, comes down
Speaker 1: to I'm just worried what's going to happen at the
Speaker 1: mansion when Jack actually sees chef Nico. This is why
Speaker 1: I wish they were on like Desperate Housewives or yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't see like play out. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: bet he just sends an email and never see No, no,
Speaker 1: did you hear Jack? He's passionate. Man, He's gonna fire
Speaker 1: him right in his face. It's gonna be like Beauty
Speaker 1: and the Beast when Loomier like backhands Cogsworth for screwing up.
Speaker 1: I could see that. Yeah, but if you're if you
Speaker 1: ever want to get a second date update, or if
Speaker 1: you're really rich, yeah, more rich people or connect people
Speaker 1: connected to rich people. Listen to us. We'll take middle class.
Speaker 1: That's you can email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: was and calling you back