Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapp.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis. My boyfriend Patrick despises telephone telemarketers. He has
Speaker 2: a very short temper. I think a call from Michael
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer is needed.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: He lives nowhere near where you are broadcasting your show,
Speaker 2: so he will have no clue who Michael Oppenheimer is.
Speaker 2: This comes to us from Gisell. All right, Giselle, phone
Speaker 2: tapping boyfriend Patrick with the relentless Michael Oppenheimer. You ready, Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's here we go. Today's phone tap. Let's listen in.
Speaker 1: Hello. Oh yes, Knethter nooon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: with Caulk Doctor pro Calkwright kit. How are you doing today? Sir?
Speaker 2: Uh good, I'm sorry. Where are you from?
Speaker 1: Calk doctor pro. Make your bath or sinks look great
Speaker 1: with calk doctor proh.
Speaker 2: You know I'm not interested, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Well, he's continued. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for Cock Doctor.
Speaker 2: Pro Cock doctor earlier. I'm not interested about sir.
Speaker 1: It's finally time to replace that discolored mildewy old cocking.
Speaker 1: This doctor has the perfect prescription. For all your calking needs.
Speaker 1: Kit is all you're going to need. My story.
Speaker 2: I'm not interested in your cock.
Speaker 1: The cock around tubs anymore sinks. Well, this is mister
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer. Why Hello? Why are you calling me again?
Speaker 1: You're in a list of people to be called to do?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me again? I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: the cock Doctor Pro can be the perfect solution for
Speaker 1: you in your home.
Speaker 2: Are you're talking about? You're calling my cell phone.
Speaker 1: I am on the do not call list. Don't call
Speaker 1: me quickly and easily remove the most stubborn cock without scratching.
Speaker 1: Do you have a tub? Sir? Hello? Hello, sounds like
Speaker 1: your cell phone dropped the call. This is mister Michael
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Colk Doctor Company.
Speaker 2: You want to find who do you work for?
Speaker 1: Why to tell you to do this?
Speaker 2: I want to talk to your manager?
Speaker 1: Do your phone? Do you live in a home? Do
Speaker 1: you live? Did you just know what I said? Put
Speaker 1: your manager on the phone, sir, I don't have a manager.
Speaker 1: I am a telemarketer. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: Call me, sir. Call Your tub might be in need
Speaker 1: of serious repair.
Speaker 2: There might be old mills around you do you not
Speaker 2: put your manager on the phone if you're.
Speaker 1: Not gonna listen to I said, I'm not digested in cock.
Speaker 1: I am waiting for a call. I cannot get this
Speaker 1: call because you keep calling.
Speaker 2: You don't need to get a life, sir.
Speaker 1: Do you have residue around your sink? Because here at
Speaker 1: cock Doctor Pro we say resid if you use our product, doctor.
Speaker 2: Why do you keep talking?
Speaker 1: Give me an answer to that question. Will say nothing yelling?
Speaker 1: Because maybe cock Doctor Pro is the perfect solution for
Speaker 1: your backsplash, doors, windows, and more. How does that sound?
Speaker 1: That's an incredible Go into your bathroom and examine your cock.
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not I'm not even listening to you.
Speaker 2: Just keep talking.
Speaker 1: Is your cock dirty, sir? Because if so, cock Doctor
Speaker 1: Pro will be to the rescue. So, okay, are you done, sir?
Speaker 2: We've done?
Speaker 1: What else? Tell me? Are you done? Sir? We got
Speaker 1: off on the wrong foot. Let's take this from the top.
Speaker 1: My name is mister, my name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: You can use our cock for the tightest spots. Are
Speaker 1: you crazy? Ul Sir? Crazy? You could force cock deep
Speaker 1: into cracks for a complete seal. Why why Why why
Speaker 1: do I want to buy cock?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: The cock in your bathroom it might be cracked. Our
Speaker 1: cock comes in black, almond and white.
Speaker 2: Why do you.
Speaker 1: Dumbest business I've ever heard?
Speaker 2: You're Sewan cock, sir.
Speaker 1: I know, but with this handy dandy kit you can
Speaker 1: cock your kitchen right, No more missy fingers or closed.
Speaker 1: It's easy to use. You're terrible at your job and noise.
Speaker 1: Sure you can give the gift of cock for the holidays.
Speaker 2: You're not listening to a single thing that I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Just picture the joy on your girlfriend's face when she
Speaker 1: wakes up on Christmas morning with cock in her stocking.
Speaker 1: Why would I want to get cock to my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Maybe she's got grime and mildew on her tub and
Speaker 1: you'd like to reseal it for her. Women love a
Speaker 1: handyman around the house.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get my girlfriend cock.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should ask her why she phoned up to you. Hey, Patrick,
Speaker 1: my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show, and your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke
Speaker 1: on you. My god, maybe I thought we got good
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, you are It's a
Speaker 1: radio prank, little Raino.
Speaker 2: You got phone tap? Oh my god. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: what you're getting for Christmas?
Speaker 1: What they're gonna get a lot of almond cog The
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded
Speaker 1: with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone
Speaker 1: tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show