WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapp.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis. My boyfriend Patrick despises telephone telemarketers. He has

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<v Speaker 2>a very short temper. I think a call from Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Oppenheimer is needed.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>He lives nowhere near where you are broadcasting your show,

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<v Speaker 2>so he will have no clue who Michael Oppenheimer is.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes to us from Gisell. All right, Giselle, phone

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<v Speaker 2>tapping boyfriend Patrick with the relentless Michael Oppenheimer. You ready, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's here we go. Today's phone tap. Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. Oh yes, Knethter nooon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 1>with Caulk Doctor pro Calkwright kit. How are you doing today? Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh good, I'm sorry. Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>with calk doctor proh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm not interested, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's continued. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for Cock Doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Pro Cock doctor earlier. I'm not interested about sir.

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<v Speaker 1>It's finally time to replace that discolored mildewy old cocking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not interested in your cock.

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<v Speaker 1>The cock around tubs anymore sinks. Well, this is mister

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Oppenheimer. Why Hello? Why are you calling me again?

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<v Speaker 1>You're in a list of people to be called to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling me again? I'm calling you because

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<v Speaker 1>the cock Doctor Pro can be the perfect solution for

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<v Speaker 1>you in your home.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you're talking about? You're calling my cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I am on the do not call list. Don't call

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<v Speaker 1>me quickly and easily remove the most stubborn cock without scratching.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a tub? Sir? Hello? Hello, sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>your cell phone dropped the call. This is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer with Colk Doctor Company.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to find who do you work for?

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<v Speaker 1>Why to tell you to do this?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to talk to your manager?

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<v Speaker 1>Do your phone? Do you live in a home? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you live? Did you just know what I said? Put

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<v Speaker 1>your manager on the phone, sir, I don't have a manager.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a telemarketer. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Call me, sir. Call Your tub might be in need

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<v Speaker 1>of serious repair.

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<v Speaker 2>There might be old mills around you do you not

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<v Speaker 2>put your manager on the phone if you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Not gonna listen to I said, I'm not digested in cock.

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<v Speaker 1>I am waiting for a call. I cannot get this

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<v Speaker 1>call because you keep calling.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to get a life, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you keep talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me an answer to that question. Will say nothing yelling?

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<v Speaker 1>your backsplash, doors, windows, and more. How does that sound?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even I'm not I'm not even listening to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just keep talking.

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<v Speaker 2>We've done?

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<v Speaker 1>What else? Tell me? Are you done? Sir? We got

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<v Speaker 1>off on the wrong foot. Let's take this from the top.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is mister, my name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>you crazy? Ul Sir? Crazy? You could force cock deep

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<v Speaker 1>into cracks for a complete seal. Why why Why why

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<v Speaker 1>do I want to buy cock?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Dumbest business I've ever heard?

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<v Speaker 2>You're Sewan cock, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>cock your kitchen right, No more missy fingers or closed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to use. You're terrible at your job and noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure you can give the gift of cock for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not listening to a single thing that I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Just picture the joy on your girlfriend's face when she

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<v Speaker 1>wakes up on Christmas morning with cock in her stocking.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I want to get cock to my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's got grime and mildew on her tub and

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like to reseal it for her. Women love a

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<v Speaker 1>handyman around the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna get my girlfriend cock.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should ask her why she phoned up to you. Hey, Patrick,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, and your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke

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<v Speaker 1>on you. My god, maybe I thought we got good

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, you are It's a

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<v Speaker 1>radio prank, little Raino.

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<v Speaker 2>You got phone tap? Oh my god. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>what you're getting for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>What they're gonna get a lot of almond cog The

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