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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapp.

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Speaker 2: Dear Elvis. My boyfriend Patrick despises telephone telemarketers. He has

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Speaker 2: a very short temper. I think a call from Michael

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Speaker 2: Oppenheimer is needed.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: He lives nowhere near where you are broadcasting your show,

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Speaker 2: so he will have no clue who Michael Oppenheimer is.

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Speaker 2: This comes to us from Gisell. All right, Giselle, phone

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Speaker 2: tapping boyfriend Patrick with the relentless Michael Oppenheimer. You ready, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's here we go. Today's phone tap. Let's listen in.

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Speaker 2: Uh good, I'm sorry. Where are you from?

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Speaker 2: I'm not interested in your cock.

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Speaker 1: The cock around tubs anymore sinks. Well, this is mister

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Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer. Why Hello? Why are you calling me again?

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Speaker 1: You're in a list of people to be called to do?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Are you're talking about? You're calling my cell phone.

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Speaker 1: I am on the do not call list. Don't call

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Speaker 1: Do you have a tub? Sir? Hello? Hello, sounds like

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Speaker 1: your cell phone dropped the call. This is mister Michael

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Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Colk Doctor Company.

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Speaker 2: You want to find who do you work for?

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Speaker 1: Why to tell you to do this?

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to your manager?

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Speaker 1: Do your phone? Do you live in a home? Do

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Speaker 1: you live? Did you just know what I said? Put

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Speaker 1: your manager on the phone, sir, I don't have a manager.

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Speaker 1: I am a telemarketer. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: Call me, sir. Call Your tub might be in need

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Speaker 2: There might be old mills around you do you not

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Speaker 2: put your manager on the phone if you're.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna listen to I said, I'm not digested in cock.

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Speaker 1: call because you keep calling.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not I'm not even listening to you.

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Speaker 1: What else? Tell me? Are you done? Sir? We got

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Speaker 1: off on the wrong foot. Let's take this from the top.

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Speaker 2: Why do you.

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Speaker 2: You're not listening to a single thing that I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Just picture the joy on your girlfriend's face when she

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Speaker 1: wakes up on Christmas morning with cock in her stocking.

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Speaker 1: Why would I want to get cock to my girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's got grime and mildew on her tub and

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Speaker 1: you'd like to reseal it for her. Women love a

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Speaker 1: handyman around the house.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna get my girlfriend cock.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should ask her why she phoned up to you. Hey, Patrick,

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Speaker 1: my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, and your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke

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Speaker 1: on you. My god, maybe I thought we got good

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, you are It's a

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Speaker 1: radio prank, little Raino.

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Speaker 2: You got phone tap? Oh my god. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 2: what you're getting for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: What they're gonna get a lot of almond cog The

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