WEBVTT - Dr. Lucy Jones

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<v Speaker 1>One of the inevitablest private miseries is this multitudinous e

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<v Speaker 1>flux of horritory and psalmondy from the universal foolish human throat,

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<v Speaker 1>drowning for the moment, all reflection whatsoever except the sorrowful

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<v Speaker 1>one that you are fallen in an evil, heavy laden,

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<v Speaker 1>long eared age and must resignedly bear your part in

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<v Speaker 1>the same Thomas Carlyle High Folks, that's are on here,

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<v Speaker 1>your compadre feels like it's been a what a week

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<v Speaker 1>since we got together? And shout the ship and I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you're curious as to what I've been up to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know you've been thinking about me, especially you,

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious caller. Yep, you the one who has been leaving

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<v Speaker 1>me all those voice messages on my home line. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me, you heavy breathing creep. I like you keep calling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice Anyway. I do have to announce that since

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<v Speaker 1>last week, I am no longer recording this podcast with

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<v Speaker 1>my former co host Carolina. We've decided it's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to work. The chemistry was just never there. Hey sorry

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<v Speaker 1>dark Hey Carolina, Hey, um hm uh wait were you

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<v Speaker 1>are you guys recording? Did you you didn't wait for me. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? Did you check your phone recently? Your your voicemail?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you leave me a dream voicemail? Again? I stopped

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<v Speaker 1>listening to those. You you stopped listening to my dream

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<v Speaker 1>voicemail really long and I always get them out like

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<v Speaker 1>three am. Whatever. That's besides the point. I just well,

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<v Speaker 1>I left you another voice mail. Okay, let me listen

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<v Speaker 1>a second. What does this say? Hello? Um? Okay, Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>it's wrong, grab a pin uh. In my dream, I

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<v Speaker 1>was in a cabin in the woods and it was

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<v Speaker 1>made out of moss. I realized that I had a

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<v Speaker 1>friend who was a pregnant minotaur. She need help giving birth,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was her dula and I helped her give

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<v Speaker 1>birth to a little baby minotaur. And then I woke up,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just right now. I just woke up. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>do me a favor. Give me five words on the

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<v Speaker 1>meaning of this dream by five pm today. Thank you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was one of my dream voices. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think so too. Okay. Um oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>just got this one. Yes, hey Carolina, it's raw. Just

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<v Speaker 1>driving into this video. Traffic is terrible. Um, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you like working on the podcast this is our third season.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty cool, pretty crazy stuff. What a ride? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Time has gone by? You're fired? Wait? What sill? Wait Serrie,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Ron Burgundy. I'm on my way and I need

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<v Speaker 1>a big gulp waiting serie, execute my command. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>can stop. Blame that man, just stop. You can stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>When did you leave that message? Run? Run? No, don't

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<v Speaker 1>get under that desk? Run, get out from under the door.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just tying. No, you're not. You're covering your ears.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you more a minute? No, get out from under

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<v Speaker 1>the desk. I'm an adult man. I am an adult man.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you saying that? That's my pump up speech?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? Why are you fire ring me? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>because you saw me wearing those individual toe shoes? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't remind me of that freak show rock climbing class.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, each of your toes could get a job

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<v Speaker 1>by joining the circus, that's how freaky they look. But

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me, You yourself could have ten jobs. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need this one because I have ten toes exactly. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to tell you this, but I've

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<v Speaker 1>hired a new correspondent. Who who is it? I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's pronounced Lucci Lucci Jones. That's Lucy Jones. Yes, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Okay, that's Lucy Jones. Is actually a big deal. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's doctor Lucy Jones to you, Missy. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this, Carolina, where did you get your doctor it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't have a doctorate, but to be

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<v Speaker 1>completely fair, you don't have one either. That that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of filthy language is exactly why I'm hiring Lucy. Dr Lucy,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything filthy. You don't have a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have to leap that out. Nick, What Carolina just said,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a doctor rate degree? I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>getting one. That's different than not having one. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Please stay tuned, folks, After all, it is Carolina's last show,

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<v Speaker 1>last public broadcast of her entire life. That's excessive. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>be right back with my new co host, Dr Lucy Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucy Lucy Jones is gonna take me a while to

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<v Speaker 1>get that nail down. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We are joined today by the inimitable world renowned seismologist

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Lucy Jones. Dr Lucy, how would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>be addressed? Um, I'm happy with just Lucy. But when

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<v Speaker 1>you feel the need to remember I know more about earthquakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Jones works too, okay, Oh Dr Joe or Lucy Lucy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna go with Lucy. Go for it if

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. That's fine, Caroline, are you good with it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm great with Lucy. Um. Let me just start by asking,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember your first earthquake? Actually I do, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was two years old and we were living in

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<v Speaker 1>Ventura and my earthquake started. We were all in the

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<v Speaker 1>living room and my mother gathered up us kids into

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<v Speaker 1>the hallway and sort of crouched over us, got us

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<v Speaker 1>to cover our heads, and she put her body over

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<v Speaker 1>us to keep us safe. And later where you're like, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't need to do that. No, Actually, we were

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<v Speaker 1>all a little bit scary. It was over a magnitude

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<v Speaker 1>five and it was nearby and are The other thing

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<v Speaker 1>I remember is our cats screaming size so seismic Siamese

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<v Speaker 1>cat yowls remind me of earthquakes because they jumped off

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<v Speaker 1>the TV thinking it was the TV that was moving.

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<v Speaker 1>Things kept on moving and they freaked out. They started

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<v Speaker 1>screaming and they would never get on the TV again.

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<v Speaker 1>Did the Siamese cats start screaming before the earthquake, because

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they say animals can sense when something's about to happen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't that, I remember. I was, of course only

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<v Speaker 1>two years old. The one thing is that the earthquake

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<v Speaker 1>comes in with multiple waves, and the first one is

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<v Speaker 1>often smaller than the second one, So the more sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>animals might feel the first one, and the less sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>humans only feel the second one. So a few seconds

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<v Speaker 1>before the animals sometimes will jump up and and it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like they knew the earthquake was coming. They're just

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<v Speaker 1>feeling the beginning. That that's less sensitive people missed sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>because a lot of people think I'm overly sensitive and

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<v Speaker 1>I have a sensation that an earthquake is about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll just start screaming, earthquake, here it comes. You've

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<v Speaker 1>that's rarely and I've never predicted one, But in that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's happening, and I probably should just

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<v Speaker 1>keep my mouth shut. Probably, Uh, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people who do think it. We kept a file at

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<v Speaker 1>the U S Geological Survey of predictions that people sent us.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay Um and we refused to act on them, and

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<v Speaker 1>because we said we get a lot of them, we

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<v Speaker 1>would get about one a week. Oh so you have

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<v Speaker 1>like a hotline. We accepted mail and we kept it

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<v Speaker 1>on file. Yep, there were some people who called. There

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<v Speaker 1>was somebody who faxed us each day with an outline

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<v Speaker 1>of the slug trails from her driveway, and she would

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<v Speaker 1>try to predict what earthquakes were going to happen from

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<v Speaker 1>those pictures. Carolina, that sounds like something you would do.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't me. No, really, if I promise, Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>interesting behavior, interesting behavior, Actually the slug trails. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're back in the nineties, so Caroline would be yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>um oh wait, hold on, I need to take this.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in the middle of a show. Hello, Hi, oh

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me put you on? Speak here? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, Carolina, how do I make the speaker phone

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<v Speaker 1>work on? You're serious? We told you? Is this real? Blow? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear me? Yes? I I hear you. Find

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<v Speaker 1>Sia the the the international pop singer who was recently

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<v Speaker 1>a guest on the show, who I went on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with you. This is insane see a house Dubai.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss you so much. I miss you too. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you can fly out after you've done taping

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'll have David Assistant get your ticket. I

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<v Speaker 1>just missed you so much. I miss you. Do see

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<v Speaker 1>you there, Carolina? Can can we move some things around

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<v Speaker 1>so I can I can go meet Sia and Dubai

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend? She she misses me. Oh, my heart will

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<v Speaker 1>flip out. We really can't see you. Are you really

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<v Speaker 1>dating Ron? I just I need to what's going on? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the secret is out now? Thanks. I'm oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to invade your privacy. Ron put you

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<v Speaker 1>on speaker phone while we're taping the show, so just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of naturally. I mean, do you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>edit it out? No? No, we don't need to do that,

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<v Speaker 1>do do we, sweetheart? No? I mean it's gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>out anyway. I'd say the truth is Run and I

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<v Speaker 1>have really fallen for each other. Wow, I'm just um,

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<v Speaker 1>this is surprising. Wow. Running Carolina really is a speak

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<v Speaker 1>of a judgmental idea, as you said she was. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you told cr was a judgmental idiot. Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be jealous of our blossoming relationship. Okay, geez, see

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<v Speaker 1>a bear. Listen. I will be on the next flight

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<v Speaker 1>to Dubai. I miss you terribly. I don't feel complete

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<v Speaker 1>without you near me. You're so sweet. Don't you think

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<v Speaker 1>this is moving a little fast? Carolina? Jealousy is not

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<v Speaker 1>a good look on you. I'm not jealous. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a little jealous, Carolina. We all can see it well,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a sound check. David desistent, will make

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<v Speaker 1>all the arrangements. Okay, I'll see you soon, running goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>see a there. Okay, dr Lucy. Let let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this. Do you do you think when Rihanna drops

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<v Speaker 1>her next album there'll probably be another earthquake? Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the earth knows what we're She is

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly popular pop singer and uh we have been waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for her next time. I really have I will say.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there could be vibrations off enough people jumped

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<v Speaker 1>up and down right, But they once recorded the vibrations

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<v Speaker 1>created at the Kingdom at the Seattle Football Stadium with

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<v Speaker 1>a touchdown, and the total energy was equivalent to about

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<v Speaker 1>a magnitude one and a half to two. Pretty impressive

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<v Speaker 1>that a bunch of people could do that. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so gosh, if I was in Rihanna's camp, I try

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<v Speaker 1>to get a stadium full of people to break that record.

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<v Speaker 1>Album drops and you could hire some seismologist bring out

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<v Speaker 1>the seismic recording. That'd be fun for the seismologists they think.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it was they used that data to understand how

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<v Speaker 1>waves travel through uh, certain types of soils that were

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<v Speaker 1>there under the under the stadium, so it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>used for scientific paper. I remember, and I'm dating myself,

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<v Speaker 1>when Cisco's album dropped, there was zero seismic activity. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just a fun fact because we get a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people writing in about Cisco Bum but um bum bum.

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<v Speaker 1>The thong song, speaking of which you should always have

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<v Speaker 1>a thong by your nightside table in case an earthquake hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that would you recommend that? Uh? That hasn't been

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<v Speaker 1>on my list. I underwear some sort of undergarment. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a number of people who ran outside in the

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<v Speaker 1>North through earthquakes without stopping to clothe, so people who

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<v Speaker 1>were very frightened. Personally, I keep a pair of shoes

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<v Speaker 1>tied to the pole of my bed. What's in your

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<v Speaker 1>earthquake bag? Your jump bag? I don't have a jump back.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a jump bag because I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to predict the earthquake. They really are unpredictable, and that

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<v Speaker 1>means we don't know when it's coming, so it's not

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<v Speaker 1>time you have to evacuate. I make sure that my

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<v Speaker 1>house has been reinforced so I'm not going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to leave it, and then I keep supplies in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>In my bag. I've got charcoal, Habachi grill. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>ten Porterhouse steaks. They're Omaha steaks. They're really good that

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta keep on dry eyes to keep them perpetually frozen. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got Campbell's Chunky soup. Um. Oh, I never pack

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<v Speaker 1>a can opener, though, you have to do that. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got some glow sticks that you'd use it like a rave. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>They could help when there's no elect tricity. Um. Watch

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<v Speaker 1>out about that Habachi grill, though, because there will be aftershocks.

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<v Speaker 1>So we try to recommend light sources and heating sources

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<v Speaker 1>that don't involve open flames so you don't set off fires. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me write that down. I've also got two tickets

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<v Speaker 1>to a Raiders game that I went to just as

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<v Speaker 1>comforting piece of memorabilia. Uh, that's one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>we recommend, especially in schools, is what we call comfort bags.

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<v Speaker 1>And because people do regress to a younger age under

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<v Speaker 1>the stress of the earthquake. Okay, so people actually go

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<v Speaker 1>back to a childlike state. Well, or you'll have children

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<v Speaker 1>who had given up their their stuffed toys go back

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<v Speaker 1>to them. And so like putting an old stuffed toy

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<v Speaker 1>in a place where your child, don't give it away,

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<v Speaker 1>have it ready in case they need it after the earthquake.

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<v Speaker 1>After the quake, we have a book of pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>Ron and happier times whenever he's in a bad move

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<v Speaker 1>that he we asked him to just look for real.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's kind of a piece of information. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really want you to talk about, um, but yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>have that, and you'll probably want it after the earth

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<v Speaker 1>quite probably want to peruse it. It sounds like, um, Lucy,

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<v Speaker 1>can you can you tell me about climate change in

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<v Speaker 1>the least scary way possible? Because I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be scared. We're nervous, So maybe speak slowly

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<v Speaker 1>and and Carolina, if you could intersperse her answer Lucy's

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<v Speaker 1>answer with some with some of my favorite phrases. Okay, okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>climate change is real. Cow goes move. Human activity is

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<v Speaker 1>increasing carbon dioxide and that's increasing the heat. And increased

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<v Speaker 1>heat means we're going to have increased storms, cat goes

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<v Speaker 1>meal and uma. In general, we're going to have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of disruption, so that, um, it's gonna be hard.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to be a lot of people who will

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<v Speaker 1>have to choose between moving where they've always lived or dying.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're going to move where it goes chip chip

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<v Speaker 1>chip train goes choo chow. And we can change it.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't change it alone. What you do by yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you know, drive a Prius, it's a good thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not going to make a big enough difference.

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<v Speaker 1>But we can do it together. We could decide that

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<v Speaker 1>this mattered to us, and we are going to, uh say,

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<v Speaker 1>vote for people who will actually take action on climate change.

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<v Speaker 1>And what does what does Teddy Bear say? Hi, run,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, Lissie, thank you for breaking it down,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you Carolina. Sure I've got I've got you back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just say that's a little more gentle. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>point in worrying about earthquakes if we don't deal with

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<v Speaker 1>climate change, because if we don't deal with it, it

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<v Speaker 1>will be a lot worse than anything an earthquake could do.

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<v Speaker 1>What what can earthquakes teach us about climate change? Or

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<v Speaker 1>they scientifically physically, they're not they're not related. The earthquakes

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<v Speaker 1>happen too far down in the earth and the climate

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<v Speaker 1>change is all happening here in the atmosphere, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't teach us how people socially react to hazards,

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<v Speaker 1>and they show us that people really need to feel

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<v Speaker 1>that something is affecting them personally and happening right now

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<v Speaker 1>to be worth doing something about. So, actually, what's happening

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<v Speaker 1>with climate change, with all the excess extra fires and

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<v Speaker 1>the various disruption we're seeing really obviously now is making

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<v Speaker 1>it easier for people to grapple with the problem, and

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<v Speaker 1>we need concrete examples. It's like knowing there's theoretically going

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<v Speaker 1>to be some earthquake, oh yeah, yeah, right, But seeing

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<v Speaker 1>the hospital that you were born in now so badly

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<v Speaker 1>damaged it's partially collapsed, Now, what's real. We've got to

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<v Speaker 1>do something about it. And the fact that I just

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<v Speaker 1>wet my pants is a good sign that what you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying is having an effect on me. Okay, it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>It happens regardless, so don't even to worry about it. Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The l A Times called you the Beyonce of earthquakes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite a compliment, I think so. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>so too. And I've been called the Robert Redford of

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<v Speaker 1>of what just of No one finishes it. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>dot dot dot. And how many times has this happened

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<v Speaker 1>that I know of one? Right now? Yeah, just trying,

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<v Speaker 1>that's mine, Just trying to get into the same category

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<v Speaker 1>that Lucy's in. Yeah, I get it. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>Beyonce has ever been called the doctor Lucy Yes of music.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a tweet to that effect, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it got out very far. Um, what if we

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<v Speaker 1>had behind this door Beyonce herself, wouldn't that be great?

0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.840
<v Speaker 1>It would be do we have her? Okay, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get her. Sometimes I just say things that I hope

0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:25.440
<v Speaker 1>they're going to happen, and usually they don't. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>way the show happens. Um. You once said that scientific

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<v Speaker 1>culture was driven by toxic masculinity. Was that directed at me? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you've ever written a research paper. Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I have. My office is piled with research papers that

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<v Speaker 1>I've written and have yet to be published. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of drawings of most of them are drawing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually about the publishing process where we necessarily ask our

0:19:55.960 --> 0:20:00.520
<v Speaker 1>competitor to criticize our work because we know the easiest

0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:03.679
<v Speaker 1>person to fool as ourselves, and therefore we set up

0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:06.280
<v Speaker 1>this peer review process by which we get the most

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<v Speaker 1>critical people possible. I already don't like it. I would crumble. Well,

0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.040
<v Speaker 1>there are people who crumble. There's a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 1>who get their PhD and go. But this isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of human being I want to be. But also

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have to be cruel. But some people just

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<v Speaker 1>take it that way. But if you have a research

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<v Speaker 1>paper in the peer review process and then and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's your time to be part of the peer review

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<v Speaker 1>of them. Do you're like, I'm going to nail Dr Tony,

0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:35.239
<v Speaker 1>you know Anderson here because he was so mean to me. Right,

0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:39.040
<v Speaker 1>it's tip for ted. It happens. It's not healthy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not the good part of science. We have to have

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<v Speaker 1>that peer review criticism, but we don't have to be

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<v Speaker 1>jerks about it, but sometimes we are. But it's really

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<v Speaker 1>important because that's part of the validity of the process.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the honest approach, right, and that's what that's what

0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:58.600
<v Speaker 1>people don't understand about science. They think we can, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're saying that because it gets us funding

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<v Speaker 1>or something. But we've got this whole process to find

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<v Speaker 1>our mistakes. And if you if somebody were able to

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<v Speaker 1>disprove climate change, they do it in a heartbeat, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>they'd be so famous. But they're dirty, conniving scientists, their

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<v Speaker 1>money grubbing scientists. That's why they got into it. That's

0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:24.280
<v Speaker 1>why we make so much money. So you can have

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<v Speaker 1>your vacation home. Yeah I wish. No, you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>that sort of money out of science. So Lucy, let

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<v Speaker 1>me just ask you, would you be my co host?

0:21:37.720 --> 0:21:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm firing Carolina, um, absolutely not. Let me check that off.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll come back to you later with and we

0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:49.200
<v Speaker 1>need to still discuss what happened. We need to discuss

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<v Speaker 1>what firing is a little. It seems excessive, it seems random,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems it seems hurtful. I need my notice. I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to give you notice, you or you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to give me notice, how does it happen? I

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<v Speaker 1>just need a I need a second. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>kick me out of the studio. Okay, let's table this first. Sorry,

0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We can um, let's do a retraction.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you're really proud of that moment. That was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of my finest podcast moments slash journalist moments

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<v Speaker 1>ever that I was able to supply you with the

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<v Speaker 1>word retraction and I appreciated it. Um lucy. What are

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<v Speaker 1>some of the scientific movements that are inspiring you right now? Oh? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I talked a bit about it earlier, and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>change in attitude among scientists because this whole process of

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<v Speaker 1>figuring out what truth is is so demanding and so meticulous.

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<v Speaker 1>We tend to put all our efforts into with and

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<v Speaker 1>we have said using the science as somebody else's job, right, right?

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<v Speaker 1>But and then because really, I think part because of

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<v Speaker 1>climate change, and we're seeing what happens when the science

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:18.440
<v Speaker 1>doesn't get used. Whose job is it? Exactly right? We

0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:21.399
<v Speaker 1>give the job to someone who doesn't actually understand what

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing, but whose job it should be. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>the scientists who really understand what the results are, need

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<v Speaker 1>to help translate it, and we are now seeing, especially

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<v Speaker 1>among the younger generation of scientists, people taking on that response.

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<v Speaker 1>We need a counsel of like the super Friends? What

0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:47.960
<v Speaker 1>are super Friends? Wasn't that an animated show? Nick? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember? He's shaking his head. Now, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>all the superheroes and they were big counsel like the Avengers.

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<v Speaker 1>Not at all, not at all. It's very similar. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>we need more than just a few people. We need

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<v Speaker 1>the scientific community to say this is part of our job,

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<v Speaker 1>not just determining what's true, but helping other people understand

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<v Speaker 1>what's true. Uh if necessary. But a lot of it

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<v Speaker 1>is through education. It's like you know, you get taught

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<v Speaker 1>something in high school. That's the science that was understood

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<v Speaker 1>when you were in high school. There's been a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of work done in the last thirty years. It has

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<v Speaker 1>evolved the interpretations well, and lots of fundamental facts that

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:37.159
<v Speaker 1>we now understand differently, and like the Earth is flat.

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<v Speaker 1>We now know the Earth is flat. Actually, no, we

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<v Speaker 1>know that. We still think it's round. We are sure

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:50.679
<v Speaker 1>it's round, but that's changing. No through song No, oh okay,

0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:53.600
<v Speaker 1>the Earth is round. At the Earth is round, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's some other things like James Harden, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>climate change is real? Right, what's the science that shows

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<v Speaker 1>that that wasn't taught? When a lot of the people

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<v Speaker 1>making decisions in high school and they don't understand, they

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:12.640
<v Speaker 1>don't get it. So why aren't we doing a better

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<v Speaker 1>job of explaining. Teach an old dog new tricks, but

0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 1>we better teach that old dog some new tricks or

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<v Speaker 1>that old dog's going to be Is this a song

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<v Speaker 1>knowing on its own leg right? And and that is

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:32.720
<v Speaker 1>the song? All right? To help science isn't just for scientists.

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<v Speaker 1>We all need to be able to use this information.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to earthquake kit. I have also a big gulp

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<v Speaker 1>cup from seven eleven in there, and I have a

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<v Speaker 1>lock of my own hair to remind me of me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a knife. Are those good things too?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's subjective. It's it's subjective, just what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>If whatever is going to remind you of a good

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<v Speaker 1>place and keep you psychologically grounded, it is a good

0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:02.880
<v Speaker 1>thing to do. Uh. Knives are not something that disappear

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<v Speaker 1>because of earthquakes, so okay, so there will electricity disappears

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<v Speaker 1>because if there's an earthquake, there won't be a run

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<v Speaker 1>on knives. I doubt it. Good to know. I was

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<v Speaker 1>told the best place to stand during an earthquake is

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<v Speaker 1>at a pool party or a Blink concert if you

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<v Speaker 1>can find one. What do you think, um, I actually

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<v Speaker 1>hope I'm not in a concert with a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people around me when an earthquake happens, because I think

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:36.400
<v Speaker 1>that will be a place to exacerbate few. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>some of the old science which we used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Just be with good friends, good drinks, good music, going

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<v Speaker 1>good solid tables, Okay, I like to get under a table. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>anything but glass, right. I only have glass tables in

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<v Speaker 1>my apartment, nothing but because I got switch those out.

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<v Speaker 1>What you want to do is have a place where

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<v Speaker 1>you can protect yourself from flying objects. And a flying

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 1>object hitting a glass table might just make more flying objects,

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:13.480
<v Speaker 1>whereas an oak table keeps it from hitting you. So

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<v Speaker 1>all of those garbage bags full of shards of glass

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<v Speaker 1>I have, you will have after the earthquake that I

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<v Speaker 1>currently have I should get rid of. They aren't going

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<v Speaker 1>to help you. Thinks they're seed glass, but it's just

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 1>broken window glass. NASA. Do we like them? Sure? They

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.760
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of scientists. Science is good. How much

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:42.800
<v Speaker 1>money do you make a year inappropriate? Strike that from

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<v Speaker 1>the record, let's redact it less than you did your

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<v Speaker 1>health and dental. Did you get health and dental? Oh,

0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>from the government. That's one thing they do well. That

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>was good. Pretty good health and dental. Well, that's good

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<v Speaker 1>to know government takes care of you in that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're you're retired. I completed my federal service and

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<v Speaker 1>moved on to a nonprofit to give myself more leeway

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<v Speaker 1>of discussing things like climate change and hazards beyond just earthquakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they give you a gold watch, any sort of

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:19.439
<v Speaker 1>parting gifts? I have a big gold medal, actually the

0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Distinguished Medal award from the Department of the Interior. Don't

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:24.440
<v Speaker 1>get too excited, can we Did you bring it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't bring it. Maybe next time. Um. Well, So

0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>back to this subject of co hosting. I would love

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 1>to hire you. Can I finish? Please? The pay is

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 1>not great? Uh. Please Note that I was upfront about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I do call a lot, uh, meaning I call you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, sometimes in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>with ideas that come to me in my dreams. But

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<v Speaker 1>not every day, but most days and lunch is free. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I am still and it's I'm feeling it. So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I am completely engaged with my current work and communicating

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<v Speaker 1>hazards in the natural environment from disasters and helping people cope.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think I want to stick with what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to get your personal information and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>call you tomorrow. No, you don't worry about that, thank you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not go the way that I planned. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but that could be the subject for another one of

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<v Speaker 1>my research papers. I have my study that you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get what you wanted. I don't know. It's Dr Lucy

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<v Speaker 1>Joan scareline. I'm trying to trying to sound impressive. Okay. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for joining us. Dr Lucy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm honored that you seriously considered being my co host,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am hurt that you declined. Well, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for having me today and giving me the opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about earthquake housewards, and that's what I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to do. Excellent. We'll be right back after these messages,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're back. It's Ron and Well. I gave Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>her one day notice and she decided to leave early today.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. It feels a little quiet in here,

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<v Speaker 1>a little scary and a little sad. It feels like

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<v Speaker 1>an earthquake is hit behind my eyeballs and the tsunami

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<v Speaker 1>may fall out of them. Um. Sorry, I just was

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<v Speaker 1>about to leave. Was in the parking lot, and I

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<v Speaker 1>you left your keys in your car door and your

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<v Speaker 1>music blasting, and there was a briefcase full of cash

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<v Speaker 1>open on the passenger side, just dollars. We're just flying

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<v Speaker 1>out the window. Carolina, please come back, Yeah, of course, Okay, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I got your last voicemail, this one. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you shut this thing off? I have one stipulation,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as it's not about money or airtime. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to eat lunch with you in the studio. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to eat at the bus stop on the

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<v Speaker 1>corner anymore. Okay, Well, that's only because I watched you

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<v Speaker 1>eat a Ruben sandwich one afternoon and it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>I was at war for two years. It felt it

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<v Speaker 1>felt like the movie nineteen seventeen. Didn't I leave you

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare voicemail about it? This one? Yeah, Caroline, it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I just had the worst nightmare. Please grab a pen,

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<v Speaker 1>drop this down. You were eating a ruben sandwich and

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<v Speaker 1>children were crying, people were running around. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>an Irwin Allen movie. Food was falling from your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like a grotesque gargoyle. And you didn't grab

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<v Speaker 1>a napkin. Of course, there was mustard and sour count

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<v Speaker 1>flying around. It was like the end of POMPEII. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a scary one. I got it alright, folks. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy here signing off with his co host Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you, cat you Next time, maybe with

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<v Speaker 1>a cooler co host. And now that that now, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>that was just a joke. Pack so thankful you came back.

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<v Speaker 1>The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer at executive producer Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. Our producer

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<v Speaker 1>is Nick Stump. Our talent coordinator is Anna Hosnier. Writers

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<v Speaker 1>are Andrew Steele and Jake vogel Nest. This episode was engineered, mixed,

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<v Speaker 1>and edited by Nick Stump. Until next time, This is

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy.