1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: One of the inevitablest private miseries is this multitudinous e 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: flux of horritory and psalmondy from the universal foolish human throat, 3 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: drowning for the moment, all reflection whatsoever except the sorrowful 4 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: one that you are fallen in an evil, heavy laden, 5 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: long eared age and must resignedly bear your part in 6 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: the same Thomas Carlyle High Folks, that's are on here, 7 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 1: your compadre feels like it's been a what a week 8 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: since we got together? And shout the ship and I 9 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: bet you're curious as to what I've been up to. 10 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I know you've been thinking about me, especially you, 11 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: mysterious caller. Yep, you the one who has been leaving 12 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: me all those voice messages on my home line. Listen 13 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,279 Speaker 1: to me, you heavy breathing creep. I like you keep calling. 14 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: It's nice Anyway. I do have to announce that since 15 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: last week, I am no longer recording this podcast with 16 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: my former co host Carolina. We've decided it's not going 17 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: to work. The chemistry was just never there. Hey sorry 18 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: dark Hey Carolina, Hey, um hm uh wait were you 19 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: are you guys recording? Did you you didn't wait for me. Um, 20 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: did you? Did you check your phone recently? Your your voicemail? 21 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: Did you leave me a dream voicemail? Again? I stopped 22 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: listening to those. You you stopped listening to my dream 23 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: voicemail really long and I always get them out like 24 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: three am. Whatever. That's besides the point. I just well, 25 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: I left you another voice mail. Okay, let me listen 26 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: a second. What does this say? Hello? Um? Okay, Carolina, 27 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: it's wrong, grab a pin uh. In my dream, I 28 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: was in a cabin in the woods and it was 29 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: made out of moss. I realized that I had a 30 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: friend who was a pregnant minotaur. She need help giving birth, 31 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 1: so I was her dula and I helped her give 32 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: birth to a little baby minotaur. And then I woke up, 33 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 1: which is just right now. I just woke up. Um, 34 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: do me a favor. Give me five words on the 35 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: meaning of this dream by five pm today. Thank you. Okay, 36 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: I think that was one of my dream voices. Yeah, 37 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: I think I think so too. Okay. Um oh, I 38 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: just got this one. Yes, hey Carolina, it's raw. Just 39 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: driving into this video. Traffic is terrible. Um, how do 40 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: you like working on the podcast this is our third season. 41 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: I'm pretty cool, pretty crazy stuff. What a ride? Huh? 42 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: Time has gone by? You're fired? Wait? What sill? Wait Serrie, 43 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: it's Ron Burgundy. I'm on my way and I need 44 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: a big gulp waiting serie, execute my command. Okay, you 45 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: can stop. Blame that man, just stop. You can stop it. 46 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: When did you leave that message? Run? Run? No, don't 47 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: get under that desk? Run, get out from under the door. 48 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: I'm just tying. No, you're not. You're covering your ears. 49 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: Do you more a minute? No, get out from under 50 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:53,839 Speaker 1: the desk. I'm an adult man. I am an adult man. 51 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: Why are you saying that? That's my pump up speech? 52 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Why are you fire ring me? Is it 53 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: because you saw me wearing those individual toe shoes? Oh, 54 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: don't remind me of that freak show rock climbing class. 55 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: You know, each of your toes could get a job 56 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: by joining the circus, that's how freaky they look. But 57 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: listen to me, You yourself could have ten jobs. You 58 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: don't need this one because I have ten toes exactly. Look, 59 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you this, but I've 60 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: hired a new correspondent. Who who is it? I think 61 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: it's pronounced Lucci Lucci Jones. That's Lucy Jones. Yes, Oh 62 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: my god, Okay, that's Lucy Jones. Is actually a big deal. Well, 63 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 1: that's doctor Lucy Jones to you, Missy. Let me ask 64 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 1: you this, Carolina, where did you get your doctor it? 65 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: You know, I don't have a doctorate, but to be 66 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: completely fair, you don't have one either. That that kind 67 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: of filthy language is exactly why I'm hiring Lucy. Dr Lucy, 68 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 1: I didn't say anything filthy. You don't have a doctor. 69 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: We'll have to leap that out. Nick, What Carolina just said, 70 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: you don't have a doctor rate degree? I don't remember 71 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: getting one. That's different than not having one. Oh my god. 72 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: Please stay tuned, folks, After all, it is Carolina's last show, 73 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: last public broadcast of her entire life. That's excessive. We'll 74 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: be right back with my new co host, Dr Lucy Jones. 75 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: Lucy Lucy Jones is gonna take me a while to 76 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: get that nail down. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. 77 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: We are joined today by the inimitable world renowned seismologist 78 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: Dr Lucy Jones. Dr Lucy, how would you like to 79 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: be addressed? Um, I'm happy with just Lucy. But when 80 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: you feel the need to remember I know more about earthquakes. 81 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: Dr Jones works too, okay, Oh Dr Joe or Lucy Lucy. Well, 82 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go with Lucy. Go for it if 83 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: that's fine. That's fine, Caroline, are you good with it? 84 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: I'm great with Lucy. Um. Let me just start by asking, 85 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: do you remember your first earthquake? Actually I do, Okay. 86 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,919 Speaker 1: I was two years old and we were living in 87 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 1: Ventura and my earthquake started. We were all in the 88 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: living room and my mother gathered up us kids into 89 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 1: the hallway and sort of crouched over us, got us 90 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: to cover our heads, and she put her body over 91 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: us to keep us safe. And later where you're like, Mom, 92 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: you didn't need to do that. No, Actually, we were 93 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: all a little bit scary. It was over a magnitude 94 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 1: five and it was nearby and are The other thing 95 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: I remember is our cats screaming size so seismic Siamese 96 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: cat yowls remind me of earthquakes because they jumped off 97 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: the TV thinking it was the TV that was moving. 98 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: Things kept on moving and they freaked out. They started 99 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: screaming and they would never get on the TV again. 100 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: Did the Siamese cats start screaming before the earthquake, because 101 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 1: sometimes they say animals can sense when something's about to happen. Okay, 102 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: they didn't that, I remember. I was, of course only 103 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: two years old. The one thing is that the earthquake 104 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: comes in with multiple waves, and the first one is 105 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: often smaller than the second one, So the more sensitive 106 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: animals might feel the first one, and the less sensitive 107 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: humans only feel the second one. So a few seconds 108 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: before the animals sometimes will jump up and and it 109 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: looks like they knew the earthquake was coming. They're just 110 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: feeling the beginning. That that's less sensitive people missed sometimes 111 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: because a lot of people think I'm overly sensitive and 112 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: I have a sensation that an earthquake is about it, 113 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: and I'll just start screaming, earthquake, here it comes. You've 114 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: that's rarely and I've never predicted one, But in that moment, 115 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: I feel like it's happening, and I probably should just 116 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: keep my mouth shut. Probably, Uh, there's a lot of 117 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 1: people who do think it. We kept a file at 118 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 1: the U S Geological Survey of predictions that people sent us. 119 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: Okay Um and we refused to act on them, and 120 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: because we said we get a lot of them, we 121 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: would get about one a week. Oh so you have 122 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: like a hotline. We accepted mail and we kept it 123 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: on file. Yep, there were some people who called. There 124 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: was somebody who faxed us each day with an outline 125 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: of the slug trails from her driveway, and she would 126 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 1: try to predict what earthquakes were going to happen from 127 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: those pictures. Carolina, that sounds like something you would do. 128 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 1: It wasn't me. No, really, if I promise, Okay, yeah, 129 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: interesting behavior, interesting behavior, Actually the slug trails. I think 130 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,559 Speaker 1: we're back in the nineties, so Caroline would be yeah, 131 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: um oh wait, hold on, I need to take this. 132 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: We're in the middle of a show. Hello, Hi, oh 133 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 1: do you want me put you on? Speak here? Okay, 134 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,199 Speaker 1: hold on, Carolina, how do I make the speaker phone 135 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: work on? You're serious? We told you? Is this real? Blow? Right? 136 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yes? I I hear you. Find 137 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: Sia the the the international pop singer who was recently 138 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: a guest on the show, who I went on a 139 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: date with you. This is insane see a house Dubai. 140 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 1: I miss you so much. I miss you too. Do 141 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: you think you can fly out after you've done taping 142 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 1: the podcast. I'll have David Assistant get your ticket. I 143 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 1: just missed you so much. I miss you. Do see 144 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 1: you there, Carolina? Can can we move some things around 145 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 1: so I can I can go meet Sia and Dubai 146 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: this weekend? She she misses me. Oh, my heart will 147 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 1: flip out. We really can't see you. Are you really 148 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 1: dating Ron? I just I need to what's going on? Well? 149 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: I guess the secret is out now? Thanks. I'm oh. 150 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to invade your privacy. Ron put you 151 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,720 Speaker 1: on speaker phone while we're taping the show, so just 152 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 1: sort of naturally. I mean, do you want us to 153 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 1: edit it out? No? No, we don't need to do that, 154 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,280 Speaker 1: do do we, sweetheart? No? I mean it's gonna come 155 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: out anyway. I'd say the truth is Run and I 156 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:15,559 Speaker 1: have really fallen for each other. Wow, I'm just um, 157 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: this is surprising. Wow. Running Carolina really is a speak 158 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,080 Speaker 1: of a judgmental idea, as you said she was. Oh 159 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: my god, you told cr was a judgmental idiot. Carolina, 160 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: don't be jealous of our blossoming relationship. Okay, geez, see 161 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: a bear. Listen. I will be on the next flight 162 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: to Dubai. I miss you terribly. I don't feel complete 163 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:43,520 Speaker 1: without you near me. You're so sweet. Don't you think 164 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: this is moving a little fast? Carolina? Jealousy is not 165 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 1: a good look on you. I'm not jealous. Yeah, you're 166 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 1: a little jealous, Carolina. We all can see it well, 167 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: and I have a sound check. David desistent, will make 168 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: all the arrangements. Okay, I'll see you soon, running goodbye, 169 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 1: see a there. Okay, dr Lucy. Let let me ask 170 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,680 Speaker 1: you this. Do you do you think when Rihanna drops 171 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 1: her next album there'll probably be another earthquake? Uh No, 172 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:17,680 Speaker 1: I don't think the earth knows what we're She is 173 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: incredibly popular pop singer and uh we have been waiting 174 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 1: for her next time. I really have I will say. 175 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 1: I mean there could be vibrations off enough people jumped 176 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:34,319 Speaker 1: up and down right, But they once recorded the vibrations 177 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: created at the Kingdom at the Seattle Football Stadium with 178 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,559 Speaker 1: a touchdown, and the total energy was equivalent to about 179 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 1: a magnitude one and a half to two. Pretty impressive 180 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,839 Speaker 1: that a bunch of people could do that. Yes, it's 181 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: so gosh, if I was in Rihanna's camp, I try 182 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,440 Speaker 1: to get a stadium full of people to break that record. 183 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 1: Album drops and you could hire some seismologist bring out 184 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 1: the seismic recording. That'd be fun for the seismologists they think. 185 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:08,559 Speaker 1: Actually it was they used that data to understand how 186 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: waves travel through uh, certain types of soils that were 187 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,320 Speaker 1: there under the under the stadium, so it was actually 188 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 1: used for scientific paper. I remember, and I'm dating myself, 189 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:25,720 Speaker 1: when Cisco's album dropped, there was zero seismic activity. Okay, 190 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 1: that's just a fun fact because we get a lot 191 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: of people writing in about Cisco Bum but um bum bum. 192 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 1: The thong song, speaking of which you should always have 193 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,680 Speaker 1: a thong by your nightside table in case an earthquake hits. 194 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 1: Is that would you recommend that? Uh? That hasn't been 195 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: on my list. I underwear some sort of undergarment. We 196 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 1: had a number of people who ran outside in the 197 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: North through earthquakes without stopping to clothe, so people who 198 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,800 Speaker 1: were very frightened. Personally, I keep a pair of shoes 199 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: tied to the pole of my bed. What's in your 200 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: earthquake bag? Your jump bag? I don't have a jump back. 201 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,679 Speaker 1: You don't have a jump bag because I'm not going 202 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,880 Speaker 1: to predict the earthquake. They really are unpredictable, and that 203 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,840 Speaker 1: means we don't know when it's coming, so it's not 204 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,680 Speaker 1: time you have to evacuate. I make sure that my 205 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,439 Speaker 1: house has been reinforced so I'm not going to have 206 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: to leave it, and then I keep supplies in my house. 207 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:33,200 Speaker 1: In my bag. I've got charcoal, Habachi grill. I've got 208 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: ten Porterhouse steaks. They're Omaha steaks. They're really good that 209 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:42,960 Speaker 1: I gotta keep on dry eyes to keep them perpetually frozen. Um. 210 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: I've got Campbell's Chunky soup. Um. Oh, I never pack 211 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: a can opener, though, you have to do that. I've 212 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: got some glow sticks that you'd use it like a rave. Um. 213 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: They could help when there's no elect tricity. Um. Watch 214 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,719 Speaker 1: out about that Habachi grill, though, because there will be aftershocks. 215 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: So we try to recommend light sources and heating sources 216 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: that don't involve open flames so you don't set off fires. Okay, 217 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 1: let me write that down. I've also got two tickets 218 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 1: to a Raiders game that I went to just as 219 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 1: comforting piece of memorabilia. Uh, that's one of the things 220 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: we recommend, especially in schools, is what we call comfort bags. 221 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: And because people do regress to a younger age under 222 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 1: the stress of the earthquake. Okay, so people actually go 223 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 1: back to a childlike state. Well, or you'll have children 224 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 1: who had given up their their stuffed toys go back 225 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 1: to them. And so like putting an old stuffed toy 226 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: in a place where your child, don't give it away, 227 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 1: have it ready in case they need it after the earthquake. 228 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: After the quake, we have a book of pictures of 229 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 1: Ron and happier times whenever he's in a bad move 230 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: that he we asked him to just look for real. 231 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,920 Speaker 1: And that's kind of a piece of information. I didn't 232 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: really want you to talk about, um, but yes, we 233 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: have that, and you'll probably want it after the earth 234 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 1: quite probably want to peruse it. It sounds like, um, Lucy, 235 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: can you can you tell me about climate change in 236 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 1: the least scary way possible? Because I don't I don't 237 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: want to be scared. We're nervous, So maybe speak slowly 238 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 1: and and Carolina, if you could intersperse her answer Lucy's 239 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:38,040 Speaker 1: answer with some with some of my favorite phrases. Okay, okay, um, 240 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: climate change is real. Cow goes move. Human activity is 241 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:52,119 Speaker 1: increasing carbon dioxide and that's increasing the heat. And increased 242 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 1: heat means we're going to have increased storms, cat goes 243 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 1: meal and uma. In general, we're going to have a 244 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: lot of disruption, so that, um, it's gonna be hard. 245 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: They're going to be a lot of people who will 246 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 1: have to choose between moving where they've always lived or dying. 247 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 1: So they're going to move where it goes chip chip 248 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: chip train goes choo chow. And we can change it. 249 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 1: We can't change it alone. What you do by yourself, 250 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 1: whether you know, drive a Prius, it's a good thing, 251 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: but it's not going to make a big enough difference. 252 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: But we can do it together. We could decide that 253 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: this mattered to us, and we are going to, uh say, 254 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 1: vote for people who will actually take action on climate change. 255 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: And what does what does Teddy Bear say? Hi, run, 256 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Lissie, thank you for breaking it down, 257 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: and thank you Carolina. Sure I've got I've got you back. 258 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,160 Speaker 1: I'll just say that's a little more gentle. There's no 259 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: point in worrying about earthquakes if we don't deal with 260 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 1: climate change, because if we don't deal with it, it 261 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 1: will be a lot worse than anything an earthquake could do. 262 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,920 Speaker 1: What what can earthquakes teach us about climate change? Or 263 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: they scientifically physically, they're not they're not related. The earthquakes 264 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 1: happen too far down in the earth and the climate 265 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,439 Speaker 1: change is all happening here in the atmosphere, all right. 266 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,879 Speaker 1: They can't teach us how people socially react to hazards, 267 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,159 Speaker 1: and they show us that people really need to feel 268 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,440 Speaker 1: that something is affecting them personally and happening right now 269 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,360 Speaker 1: to be worth doing something about. So, actually, what's happening 270 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: with climate change, with all the excess extra fires and 271 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,160 Speaker 1: the various disruption we're seeing really obviously now is making 272 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: it easier for people to grapple with the problem, and 273 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,159 Speaker 1: we need concrete examples. It's like knowing there's theoretically going 274 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,399 Speaker 1: to be some earthquake, oh yeah, yeah, right, But seeing 275 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 1: the hospital that you were born in now so badly 276 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: damaged it's partially collapsed, Now, what's real. We've got to 277 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 1: do something about it. And the fact that I just 278 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,280 Speaker 1: wet my pants is a good sign that what you're 279 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 1: saying is having an effect on me. Okay, it happens. 280 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,879 Speaker 1: It happens regardless, so don't even to worry about it. Okay, Okay. 281 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 1: The l A Times called you the Beyonce of earthquakes. 282 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: It's quite a compliment, I think so. Yeah, I think 283 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: so too. And I've been called the Robert Redford of 284 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,439 Speaker 1: of what just of No one finishes it. It's just 285 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: dot dot dot. And how many times has this happened 286 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:48,720 Speaker 1: that I know of one? Right now? Yeah, just trying, 287 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,639 Speaker 1: that's mine, Just trying to get into the same category 288 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,120 Speaker 1: that Lucy's in. Yeah, I get it. I wonder if 289 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:02,159 Speaker 1: Beyonce has ever been called the doctor Lucy Yes of music. 290 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 1: I saw a tweet to that effect, but I don't 291 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:11,160 Speaker 1: think it got out very far. Um, what if we 292 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: had behind this door Beyonce herself, wouldn't that be great? 293 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: It would be do we have her? Okay, we didn't 294 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 1: get her. Sometimes I just say things that I hope 295 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,440 Speaker 1: they're going to happen, and usually they don't. That's the 296 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,360 Speaker 1: way the show happens. Um. You once said that scientific 297 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: culture was driven by toxic masculinity. Was that directed at me? No? 298 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 1: I don't believe you've ever written a research paper. Oh, yes, 299 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 1: I have. My office is piled with research papers that 300 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 1: I've written and have yet to be published. It's a 301 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: lot of drawings of most of them are drawing. It's 302 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 1: actually about the publishing process where we necessarily ask our 303 00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: competitor to criticize our work because we know the easiest 304 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,679 Speaker 1: person to fool as ourselves, and therefore we set up 305 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: this peer review process by which we get the most 306 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: critical people possible. I already don't like it. I would crumble. Well, 307 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: there are people who crumble. There's a bunch of people 308 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,119 Speaker 1: who get their PhD and go. But this isn't the 309 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,120 Speaker 1: sort of human being I want to be. But also 310 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be cruel. But some people just 311 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 1: take it that way. But if you have a research 312 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 1: paper in the peer review process and then and then 313 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,000 Speaker 1: it's your time to be part of the peer review 314 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,159 Speaker 1: of them. Do you're like, I'm going to nail Dr Tony, 315 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,239 Speaker 1: you know Anderson here because he was so mean to me. Right, 316 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 1: it's tip for ted. It happens. It's not healthy. It's 317 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: not the good part of science. We have to have 318 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 1: that peer review criticism, but we don't have to be 319 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 1: jerks about it, but sometimes we are. But it's really 320 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,400 Speaker 1: important because that's part of the validity of the process. 321 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 1: It's the honest approach, right, and that's what that's what 322 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 1: people don't understand about science. They think we can, like 323 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,399 Speaker 1: you know, we're saying that because it gets us funding 324 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: or something. But we've got this whole process to find 325 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 1: our mistakes. And if you if somebody were able to 326 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: disprove climate change, they do it in a heartbeat, wouldn't 327 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,360 Speaker 1: they'd be so famous. But they're dirty, conniving scientists, their 328 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,960 Speaker 1: money grubbing scientists. That's why they got into it. That's 329 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: why we make so much money. So you can have 330 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 1: your vacation home. Yeah I wish. No, you don't get 331 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: that sort of money out of science. So Lucy, let 332 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 1: me just ask you, would you be my co host? 333 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:43,360 Speaker 1: I'm firing Carolina, um, absolutely not. Let me check that off. 334 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll come back to you later with and we 335 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,200 Speaker 1: need to still discuss what happened. We need to discuss 336 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,880 Speaker 1: what firing is a little. It seems excessive, it seems random, 337 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 1: it seems it seems hurtful. I need my notice. I 338 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 1: was going to give you notice, you or you were 339 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 1: going to give me notice, how does it happen? I 340 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 1: just need a I need a second. You can't just 341 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: kick me out of the studio. Okay, let's table this first. Sorry, 342 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:17,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We can um, let's do a retraction. 343 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: And yeah, you're really proud of that moment. That was. 344 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:29,480 Speaker 1: It's one of my finest podcast moments slash journalist moments 345 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 1: ever that I was able to supply you with the 346 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,880 Speaker 1: word retraction and I appreciated it. Um lucy. What are 347 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 1: some of the scientific movements that are inspiring you right now? Oh? Um? 348 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,359 Speaker 1: I talked a bit about it earlier, and it's a 349 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:52,239 Speaker 1: change in attitude among scientists because this whole process of 350 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: figuring out what truth is is so demanding and so meticulous. 351 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,399 Speaker 1: We tend to put all our efforts into with and 352 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: we have said using the science as somebody else's job, right, right? 353 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,960 Speaker 1: But and then because really, I think part because of 354 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: climate change, and we're seeing what happens when the science 355 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,440 Speaker 1: doesn't get used. Whose job is it? Exactly right? We 356 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,399 Speaker 1: give the job to someone who doesn't actually understand what 357 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 1: we're doing, but whose job it should be. Some of 358 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: the scientists who really understand what the results are, need 359 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 1: to help translate it, and we are now seeing, especially 360 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: among the younger generation of scientists, people taking on that response. 361 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: We need a counsel of like the super Friends? What 362 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:47,960 Speaker 1: are super Friends? Wasn't that an animated show? Nick? Do 363 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: you remember? He's shaking his head. Now, it was like 364 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,200 Speaker 1: all the superheroes and they were big counsel like the Avengers. 365 00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: Not at all, not at all. It's very similar. Um, 366 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,120 Speaker 1: we need more than just a few people. We need 367 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 1: the scientific community to say this is part of our job, 368 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,639 Speaker 1: not just determining what's true, but helping other people understand 369 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 1: what's true. Uh if necessary. But a lot of it 370 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,040 Speaker 1: is through education. It's like you know, you get taught 371 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 1: something in high school. That's the science that was understood 372 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,840 Speaker 1: when you were in high school. There's been a lot 373 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,240 Speaker 1: of work done in the last thirty years. It has 374 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,479 Speaker 1: evolved the interpretations well, and lots of fundamental facts that 375 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,159 Speaker 1: we now understand differently, and like the Earth is flat. 376 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,360 Speaker 1: We now know the Earth is flat. Actually, no, we 377 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,960 Speaker 1: know that. We still think it's round. We are sure 378 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:50,679 Speaker 1: it's round, but that's changing. No through song No, oh okay, 379 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,600 Speaker 1: the Earth is round. At the Earth is round, but 380 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 1: there's some other things like James Harden, you know that 381 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,320 Speaker 1: climate change is real? Right, what's the science that shows 382 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,679 Speaker 1: that that wasn't taught? When a lot of the people 383 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 1: making decisions in high school and they don't understand, they 384 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,640 Speaker 1: don't get it. So why aren't we doing a better 385 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: job of explaining. Teach an old dog new tricks, but 386 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 1: we better teach that old dog some new tricks or 387 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 1: that old dog's going to be Is this a song 388 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: knowing on its own leg right? And and that is 389 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,720 Speaker 1: the song? All right? To help science isn't just for scientists. 390 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: We all need to be able to use this information. 391 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: Back to earthquake kit. I have also a big gulp 392 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,399 Speaker 1: cup from seven eleven in there, and I have a 393 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 1: lock of my own hair to remind me of me, 394 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 1: and I have a knife. Are those good things too? 395 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 1: I guess it's subjective. It's it's subjective, just what you want. 396 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: If whatever is going to remind you of a good 397 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,000 Speaker 1: place and keep you psychologically grounded, it is a good 398 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,880 Speaker 1: thing to do. Uh. Knives are not something that disappear 399 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:08,680 Speaker 1: because of earthquakes, so okay, so there will electricity disappears 400 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: because if there's an earthquake, there won't be a run 401 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 1: on knives. I doubt it. Good to know. I was 402 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: told the best place to stand during an earthquake is 403 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:24,359 Speaker 1: at a pool party or a Blink concert if you 404 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 1: can find one. What do you think, um, I actually 405 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: hope I'm not in a concert with a lot of 406 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 1: people around me when an earthquake happens, because I think 407 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,400 Speaker 1: that will be a place to exacerbate few. So that's 408 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,520 Speaker 1: some of the old science which we used to be. 409 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,920 Speaker 1: Just be with good friends, good drinks, good music, going 410 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: good solid tables, Okay, I like to get under a table. Yeah, 411 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: anything but glass, right. I only have glass tables in 412 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: my apartment, nothing but because I got switch those out. 413 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,880 Speaker 1: What you want to do is have a place where 414 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: you can protect yourself from flying objects. And a flying 415 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,359 Speaker 1: object hitting a glass table might just make more flying objects, 416 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,480 Speaker 1: whereas an oak table keeps it from hitting you. So 417 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,199 Speaker 1: all of those garbage bags full of shards of glass 418 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 1: I have, you will have after the earthquake that I 419 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 1: currently have I should get rid of. They aren't going 420 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,159 Speaker 1: to help you. Thinks they're seed glass, but it's just 421 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:36,200 Speaker 1: broken window glass. NASA. Do we like them? Sure? They 422 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaker 1: have a lot of scientists. Science is good. How much 423 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: money do you make a year inappropriate? Strike that from 424 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,760 Speaker 1: the record, let's redact it less than you did your 425 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: health and dental. Did you get health and dental? Oh, 426 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,520 Speaker 1: from the government. That's one thing they do well. That 427 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,600 Speaker 1: was good. Pretty good health and dental. Well, that's good 428 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: to know government takes care of you in that way. 429 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:05,879 Speaker 1: Now you're you're retired. I completed my federal service and 430 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,160 Speaker 1: moved on to a nonprofit to give myself more leeway 431 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,960 Speaker 1: of discussing things like climate change and hazards beyond just earthquakes. 432 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,399 Speaker 1: Did they give you a gold watch, any sort of 433 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,439 Speaker 1: parting gifts? I have a big gold medal, actually the 434 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: Distinguished Medal award from the Department of the Interior. Don't 435 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 1: get too excited, can we Did you bring it? No? 436 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: I didn't bring it. Maybe next time. Um. Well, So 437 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,400 Speaker 1: back to this subject of co hosting. I would love 438 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 1: to hire you. Can I finish? Please? The pay is 439 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,920 Speaker 1: not great? Uh. Please Note that I was upfront about that. 440 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,280 Speaker 1: I do call a lot, uh, meaning I call you 441 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: on the phone, sometimes in the middle of the night 442 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,200 Speaker 1: with ideas that come to me in my dreams. But 443 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 1: not every day, but most days and lunch is free. Uh, 444 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,920 Speaker 1: I am still and it's I'm feeling it. So maybe 445 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 1: I am completely engaged with my current work and communicating 446 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: hazards in the natural environment from disasters and helping people cope. 447 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,200 Speaker 1: So I think I want to stick with what I'm doing. 448 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,320 Speaker 1: So I'm going to get your personal information and I'll 449 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: call you tomorrow. No, you don't worry about that, thank you. Okay, 450 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 1: I did not go the way that I planned. Um, 451 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: but that could be the subject for another one of 452 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 1: my research papers. I have my study that you didn't 453 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: get what you wanted. I don't know. It's Dr Lucy 454 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: Joan scareline. I'm trying to trying to sound impressive. Okay. Um, 455 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. Dr Lucy. I'm 456 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 1: I'm honored that you seriously considered being my co host, 457 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: and I am hurt that you declined. Well, thank you 458 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: for having me today and giving me the opportunity to 459 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: talk about earthquake housewards, and that's what I'm going to 460 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: continue to do. Excellent. We'll be right back after these messages, 461 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:18,280 Speaker 1: and we're back. It's Ron and Well. I gave Carolina 462 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 1: her one day notice and she decided to leave early today. 463 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It feels a little quiet in here, 464 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:33,200 Speaker 1: a little scary and a little sad. It feels like 465 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:38,400 Speaker 1: an earthquake is hit behind my eyeballs and the tsunami 466 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 1: may fall out of them. Um. Sorry, I just was 467 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,680 Speaker 1: about to leave. Was in the parking lot, and I 468 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,040 Speaker 1: you left your keys in your car door and your 469 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: music blasting, and there was a briefcase full of cash 470 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 1: open on the passenger side, just dollars. We're just flying 471 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: out the window. Carolina, please come back, Yeah, of course, Okay, okay, yeah, 472 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:20,320 Speaker 1: I mean I got your last voicemail, this one. How 473 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,320 Speaker 1: do you shut this thing off? I have one stipulation, 474 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 1: as long as it's not about money or airtime. I 475 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,840 Speaker 1: want to eat lunch with you in the studio. I 476 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 1: don't want to eat at the bus stop on the 477 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 1: corner anymore. Okay, Well, that's only because I watched you 478 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 1: eat a Ruben sandwich one afternoon and it felt like 479 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 1: I was at war for two years. It felt it 480 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 1: felt like the movie nineteen seventeen. Didn't I leave you 481 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: a nightmare voicemail about it? This one? Yeah, Caroline, it's wrong. 482 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: I just had the worst nightmare. Please grab a pen, 483 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,680 Speaker 1: drop this down. You were eating a ruben sandwich and 484 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:04,320 Speaker 1: children were crying, people were running around. It was like 485 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: an Irwin Allen movie. Food was falling from your mouth. 486 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:13,120 Speaker 1: You look like a grotesque gargoyle. And you didn't grab 487 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: a napkin. Of course, there was mustard and sour count 488 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: flying around. It was like the end of POMPEII. That 489 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,680 Speaker 1: was a scary one. I got it alright, folks. Well, 490 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,920 Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy here signing off with his co host Carolina, 491 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,520 Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, cat you Next time, maybe with 492 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:38,000 Speaker 1: a cooler co host. And now that that now, I'm sorry, 493 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: that was just a joke. Pack so thankful you came back. 494 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio. 495 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer at executive producer Carolina 496 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 1: Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. Our producer 497 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: is Nick Stump. Our talent coordinator is Anna Hosnier. Writers 498 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 1: are Andrew Steele and Jake vogel Nest. This episode was engineered, mixed, 499 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,040 Speaker 1: and edited by Nick Stump. Until next time, This is 500 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy.