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Speaker 1: Hey friends, it's mister jim Man. Welcome back to Kit

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Speaker 1: Short Stories. If this is your first time, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the family. We are the podcast that turns your ideas

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Speaker 1: into an amazing adventure every single day. You know, we

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Speaker 1: couldn't even exist without imaginations from kids just like you.

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Speaker 1: So if you have an idea for a story, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to see it. Check down in the show notes

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Speaker 1: below for how you can submit your own story idea

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Speaker 1: and maybe we'll turn it into an awesome adventure. And parents,

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Speaker 1: if you're new to kids podcasting, I'm gonna challenge you

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Speaker 1: to listen to podcasting for five days in a row

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Speaker 1: with your kids. It's going to increase their imagination, decrease

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Speaker 1: screen time, and we're gonna have a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: along the way. Are you guys ready for today's adventure?

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Speaker 1: Me too, Let's go. I can't wait to see all

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Speaker 1: the animals, Chase exclaimed, jumping out of the car. Where

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Speaker 1: should we go first eat? The two kids looked around

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Speaker 1: at the farm. They loved going to the farm to

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Speaker 1: visit the animals, and he had been practicing his animal

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Speaker 1: noises all day. What are your favorite animal noises to make?

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Speaker 1: As barn sounds. Let me hear your pig sound. Oh nice?

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Speaker 1: How about the cow nice? Well, he snorted and responded,

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Speaker 1: let's go find the pig pen. Together. They both skipped

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Speaker 1: through the farm until they spotted the muddy pigpen. Oh

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Speaker 1: and there was a cute little, curly tailed piglet inside.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell, little pig, he called rib, it replied the pig.

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Speaker 1: Jace and E looked at each other. Did that pig

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Speaker 1: just bit? The pig croaked again. The little pig pushed

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Speaker 1: its nose through the fence towards E. Patting her head,

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Speaker 1: E told her, no, silly pig, say oink, say oink,

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Speaker 1: little pig. The little pig looked up at the kids

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Speaker 1: with her cute round eyes and wagged her curly little

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Speaker 1: tail and said, curak. What a strange little piglet, wonder Jace,

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Speaker 1: let's ask the farmer about her later. Then, giving E

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Speaker 1: a nudge, continued, Come, ony, let's go check out the

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Speaker 1: duck pond. I brought some bird seed. The two kids

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Speaker 1: raised each other towards the pond. They arrived, out of

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Speaker 1: breath and laughing. Jace handed E some bird seed, and

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Speaker 1: they crept slowly to the pond's edge. So not to

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Speaker 1: startle the birds. Came here, duckies, I have some yummy

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Speaker 1: bird seed, Jace said, softly, holding out his hand. Oh.

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Speaker 1: An adorable little green headed mallard duck waddled over. He

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Speaker 1: gobbled up the seeds in Jase's hand, then looked up

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Speaker 1: to request some more. Jase pulled more bird seed out

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Speaker 1: from his pocket, causing the hungry duck to waggle its

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Speaker 1: tail feathers and gracefully move. Jason E's mouths fell open.

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Speaker 1: What did the duck just say? Did it just move?

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Speaker 1: The other ducks finally realized there was food and began

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Speaker 1: waddling over excitedly, a chorus of moves as they came.

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Speaker 1: The kids looked at each other, eyes as wide as saucers.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so confused. What is going on here? He exclaimed. Ah,

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Speaker 1: something doesn't feel right about this. We need to find

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Speaker 1: the farmer now. Jace nodded and threw the rest of

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Speaker 1: his bird seed before taking off towards the farmhouse with E.

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Speaker 1: The two ran past the horse barn mew went, the

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Speaker 1: horses purring as they rubbed their heads on the stable doors.

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Speaker 1: They passed the chickens grazing in the meadows out as

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Speaker 1: they howled at each other. As they pecked at the

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Speaker 1: grass all around them, they heard the mismatched animal sounds

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Speaker 1: as they continue to sprint towards the farmhouse. None of

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Speaker 1: the animals were making their usual noises. Oh dear, and

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Speaker 1: the two you know would know since he had been

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Speaker 1: practicing them all day. Remember, just like me and you,

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Speaker 1: we are practicing our animal sounds, and this this is

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Speaker 1: not normal. They made it to the steps of the

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Speaker 1: farmhouse porch and scrambled up. They startled the barn cat.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, what's the cat gonna do? Who was taking

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Speaker 1: at them and yelled cock a doo doo. They heard

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Speaker 1: Worried the farmer was in trouble, They opened the door.

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Speaker 1: Was that, Jace yelled, pointing across the living room floor.

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Speaker 1: Something purple streaked out towards the kitchen. I saw it too, well,

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Speaker 1: When the two got to the kitchen, they saw that

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Speaker 1: Let's go, called Jase. Already in front of the open door,

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Speaker 1: the two boys stepped out together. It was shady, like

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Speaker 1: something was blocking the sun. Looking up, they saw the

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Speaker 1: The two boys looked around and saw purple ninjuns everywhere.

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Speaker 1: They're surrounding the back barn. Come on, there must be

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Speaker 1: of it, replied Jase. Wherever the Purple Ninjas go, trouble

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Speaker 1: and run. They're definitely up to something, shouted E, and

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Speaker 1: they heard an evil laugh coming from inside. They peered

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Speaker 1: into the dark barn and caught a glimpse of none

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Speaker 1: other than the evil doctor Steaky Breath, who was surrounded

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Speaker 1: by Purple Ninjas, each holding a different farm animal. What

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Speaker 1: next animor, he shouted to the ninja closest to him.

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Speaker 1: The two kids carefully watched as doctor Stinky Breath stood

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Speaker 1: in front of some kind of really big machine, holding

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Speaker 1: one of its tubes up to a goat's mouth. It

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Speaker 1: looked like a long vacuum cleaner tube. When the goat

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Speaker 1: met in protest, the machine sucked up its noise into

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Speaker 1: the tube, and then a purple ninja grabbed another tube

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Speaker 1: and switched. Oh dear, what is going on? The goat

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Speaker 1: jumped as air whooshed down the tube and into its mouth. Oink, oink, oink,

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Speaker 1: snorted the goat. Then a purple ninja came and led

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Speaker 1: he whispered. Doctor Stinky Breath is switching them with his invention.

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Speaker 1: What are we going to do? You can't let him

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Speaker 1: get away with this. I don't know. There's too many

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Speaker 1: purple ninjas around. We'll never make it over to that machine. Jace,

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Speaker 1: pause for a minute. Hey e, what is doctor stinky

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Speaker 1: Breath love? Huh? Stinky stuff? Duh? He gave Jason an

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Speaker 1: obvious look. Everyone knows that exactly, and farms are loaded

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Speaker 1: with stinky stuff. Come on, we just have to collect

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Speaker 1: enough to distract him from his evil plan, so we

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Speaker 1: can save all the animals. Jase, that's Janius, Come on,

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Speaker 1: let's go. He jumped up, and the two ran off

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Speaker 1: to collect the stinkiest things they could find. Oh, there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of stinky things at barnes. What do you

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Speaker 1: coop and found a handful of, oh, rotten eggs. Jace

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Speaker 1: went to the crop fields. He collected, oh, a rotten

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Speaker 1: cabbage off the ground. The two continue to search for

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Speaker 1: the stinkiest stuff around, collecting smelly old slop buckets, cow patties,

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Speaker 1: and even the farmer's old boots. Satisfied with their hall

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Speaker 1: of stinky things, they rushed back to the barn and

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Speaker 1: hid their lute all around the outside of it. Bring me, Slama, yelled,

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Speaker 1: doctor stinky Breath. Then he paused, and what is that?

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Speaker 1: It stinks? I must have it, Doctor Sinky Breath abandoned

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Speaker 1: that machine, that evil noise switching machine and search of

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Speaker 1: the stinky stench. But it seemed to be coming from everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Beverninja's finds a source of set wonderful stinkiness. They took

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Speaker 1: off in all directions. Now's our chance. Come on, go

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Speaker 1: get that machine. Jace and e snuck through the darkness

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Speaker 1: of the barn and right up to the machine. No

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Speaker 1: purple Ninjas were around now. Everyone was way too busy

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Speaker 1: searching for the stinky items they had hid outside of

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Speaker 1: the barn. He saw a red button that read reverse.

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Speaker 1: What could it really be that easy, he wondered aloud.

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Speaker 1: He pushed the reverse button. Immediately the machine started to shake.

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Speaker 1: It began to light up as it shook faster and faster.

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Speaker 1: Air began blowing out of both tubes, waving wildly in

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Speaker 1: the air like an octopus with only two arms. So

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Speaker 1: I guess not like an octopus at all. Animal sounds

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Speaker 1: seemed to come from everywhere, flowing in and out of

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Speaker 1: the tubes. Nay woof animal noises zoo boom passed their ears.

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Speaker 1: After just a minute, the machines shaking began to slow,

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Speaker 1: its lights fading. He looked over and saw a little

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Speaker 1: mouse in the hay next to them. Hello, little mouse,

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Speaker 1: he said, screwk the mouse replied, Then it ran away.

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Speaker 1: We did it. I think everything's back to normal. He

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Speaker 1: looked back at the machine and That's when he noticed

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Speaker 1: the self destruct button as well. Could it be that easy,

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Speaker 1: he wondered. Yet again, Doctor Stinky Brether really needs to

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Speaker 1: rethink the designs of his evil machines, Jay said, he

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Speaker 1: put a self destruct button on here?

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Speaker 2: What was he thinking?

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Speaker 1: Jay said, laughing, He pushed the button, Go, Go go.

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Speaker 1: As the two took off running from the barn. Just

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Speaker 1: as they passed the farmhouse, they heard a boom, followed

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Speaker 1: by the unmistakable cry of Doctor Stinky breath. Peaponingers the end.

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Speaker 1: Great job, you listened all the way to the end.

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Speaker 1: We could not have this much fun with imagination without you,

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Speaker 1: my friends. Well, you have a super duper day and

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Speaker 1: I'll see you on our next adventure.

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