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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty Little Secret. I like the way the caller

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Speaker 1: on the phone for the dirty Little Secret today feels

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Speaker 1: sorry really in my fingertips. I like it a lot

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Speaker 1: odd Why because remember it's thy little secret text in

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Speaker 1: four one sixth one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Feel free to say whatever.

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Speaker 1: We don't ask your name. We keep everybody anonymous. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Gummy bears, Oh yeah, I'm glad it wasn't say that.

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Speaker 1: They feel in my fingers like bouncy gummy bears. They

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Speaker 1: also taste delicious too, what gummy bears? Hey? Good? How

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Speaker 1: are you? Oh? I'm good. Are you a hairbro or

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Speaker 1: the knockoff wait herbro? Harbo? How do you say it?

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Speaker 1: Harry Bow? It sounds like I'm gonna cool it? Headbro

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Speaker 1: said it wrong, and I was just so, are you

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Speaker 1: Harry Brow or the knockoff brand? I'm probably a knockoff brand.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm I'm quite that cool, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: knockoff bears? What's your dirty little secret? Well? I I

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Speaker 1: have been dropping bird seed in one of my neighbor's

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Speaker 1: yards to get all of these all of the birds

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Speaker 1: in town to come, uh like tear up his garden

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Speaker 1: and crap all over his house and car and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I've been doing it for months and I'm loving it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm loving it. I love how you

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Speaker 1: said all the birds in town, Like yeah, wait, so

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Speaker 1: you're putting bird food in his garden? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know, kind of sprinkling it on his wall.

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Speaker 1: And how can he not see you do that? Why

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Speaker 1: do it at night? Um, when he's not paying attention

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Speaker 1: or otherwise distracted? Why do you Why are you spending

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Speaker 1: your time doing this? What has your neighbor done to you?

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Speaker 1: Or you just want to get every bird in the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood to go hang out on his garden. Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: he's uh, he's one of those, let's say, mature gentlemen

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Speaker 1: who will sit out on their porch shole day and

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Speaker 1: yell at everyone, Like if somebody's going three miles over

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Speaker 1: the speed limit, he's yelling at one of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so he deserves it, that's what you're saying. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: he's your neighborhood, Karen, Exactly. I encountered one of those

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Speaker 1: the other day. I'll say that again, Yes, exactly, he's

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood Karen. I encountered one of those on my

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Speaker 1: road the other day. He's like a ten mile per

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Speaker 1: hour road per hour road and I was going fifteen

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Speaker 1: and got flipped off by like a ninety year old. Hilarious,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. It wasn't my grandma either. I used to

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Speaker 1: live across the street from one of those echo when

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Speaker 1: I was younger, and literally there was a big street,

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Speaker 1: not a busy street, but if you parked in front

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Speaker 1: of their house, they would have such a huge issue.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's annoying. Yeah. And the guy used to

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Speaker 1: be a football coach for the high school that was

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Speaker 1: down the street, and he wanted people to call him coach. No,

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Speaker 1: he was literally man, yeah, he would right on my thing,

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Speaker 1: like not to park there in front of his house

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Speaker 1: and then sign it coach. And so I got tired

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Speaker 1: of it, and I went over there and I knocked

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Speaker 1: on their door one time and he answered, and I

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Speaker 1: found out his name was like Mike, from the guy

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Speaker 1: that I was renting a room from across the way.

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Mike, um, you don't really own

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Speaker 1: the street right there, and he's like, it's Coach, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna call you Mike. And then

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Speaker 1: Coach went and talked to the guy that I was

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Speaker 1: renting a room from. And the guy that I was

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Speaker 1: renting a room from is doing it illegally. So the

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Speaker 1: guy was like, hey, um, so Coach, he threatened to

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Speaker 1: call you know, the police if I, um, if you

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Speaker 1: didn't start parking across I'm like in front of us,

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Speaker 1: So if you could just do that, because I'm stupid,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get in trouble for having a

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Speaker 1: rent here legally. So coach ended up winning. Well, at

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Speaker 1: least at least your coach isn't winning. And he's got

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Speaker 1: birds everywhere everywhere. He can't figure it out either. It's

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Speaker 1: it's great. He's a couple of doors down for me,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't like affect my house. But like every

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Speaker 1: morning he has to him out and like his car

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Speaker 1: is covered in crap and like his driveway and he

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Speaker 1: freaks out about it. It is, well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Hair bro Bro, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome, Thanks for being there, hare Bro. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: buy you some hairbro Alex Okay, that sounds like a

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Speaker 1: hair you want some hairbro product for. Yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: the booting. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret