Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi Hi, hi Hi.
Speaker 1: I feel so dry, which is crazy because like you,
Speaker 1: I'm full of like moisture, but I just feel really dry.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that because my hands are ashy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: You look you look good.
Speaker 4: Somebody left us a review and they said, I love
Speaker 4: these beautiful sometimes ashy queen.
Speaker 2: And you're wrong. You're wrong. We are never always sometimes
Speaker 2: you was wrong? You? When have we been asking that
Speaker 2: you can see? You can't see us. You can't hear ash? Okay,
Speaker 2: and hold on, let's ask Somer this ash. Can you
Speaker 2: hear that scratch? Dry lakes? That's my skin screaming?
Speaker 1: While wait wait wait mm that's my feet when I
Speaker 1: walk like urch Scrooge. That that was wrong anyway? So yeah,
Speaker 1: we uh, we've been reading in reviews.
Speaker 2: The reviews are cute. Somebody left us a thesis the
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 1: I love how interactive the podcasts have become.
Speaker 2: Right, I feel like y'all are talking to us now.
Speaker 1: They're really involved and it's really important for one my
Speaker 1: ego and two my ego. So yeah, keep the reviews going.
Speaker 1: Marie posted I think a couple of weeks ago about like,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite Marie catchphrase or classic Sydney quote, and
Speaker 1: I was kind of furious that I don't have enough catchphrases.
Speaker 4: So I be looking at your phone since when I'm
Speaker 4: be out here giving them this content.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, bitch, that's absolutely not true. But okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: live your life. So I'm going to dedicate this whole
Speaker 1: episode to catch phrases that I might can work with.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll just trying to add them up.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, work giving you titles, okay.
Speaker 2: Working, working, working, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It Also there were things that people were commenting that
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I didn't even realize that we
Speaker 4: said that that much, like yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I didn't realize that. Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 4: That's me just trying to rush somebody through the like
Speaker 4: they you'll be telling the slow as story and I'm
Speaker 4: like yes, yes, yes, yes yes, and.
Speaker 2: Then what happened anyways? And people are like, I love that.
Speaker 2: I was furious.
Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, so basically, I'm just here
Speaker 1: on the pod, and am I even a host?
Speaker 2: You're so dumb? Merch is you? You screaming? Merch is all.
Speaker 4: Uses and uh ma'am ma'am, it is all your.
Speaker 1: Friends I mean, I was just waiting for them to
Speaker 1: put out hot producer gay intern Andrew catchphrases too well.
Speaker 2: They they threw his name his title in there though.
Speaker 3: That's the catchphrase.
Speaker 2: That's the catchphrase exactly, Andrew, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm doing fine, amazing.
Speaker 2: You have any plans for this weekend?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to a rooftop bar tonight, actually the
Speaker 3: top bar on a date. No, no, no, that's what
Speaker 3: you're wearing. No, I'm gonna can change.
Speaker 2: And you say that, I mean, look how she's dragging you.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to elevate. Well, because it's a rooftop bar.
Speaker 4: It's already kind of chili outside right now, so it's
Speaker 4: gonna be cold tonight.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's a catchphrase. Yeah, that outfit's cute for you. Andrew.
Speaker 3: That was that's what you said like a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: That was that's Regina George right for you.
Speaker 3: It's still mean.
Speaker 2: Cute for you.
Speaker 4: How we're already about that's like saying you're pretty for
Speaker 4: a black girl. You're adding, or you look good for
Speaker 4: your age. That little that little that's shade you know you? No, Andrew,
Speaker 4: what are you wearing tonight little booty shorts.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's the supposed to be like, not
Speaker 3: even like eighty tonight, right, it's.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be low seventies.
Speaker 1: It's garbage. That's how you know the world.
Speaker 2: It's about to be fall. First day of school, you.
Speaker 3: Know how you know the world is ending?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should talk about the world ending.
Speaker 2: The Amazon is burning.
Speaker 1: The Amazon is on fire, and by the time this
Speaker 1: comes out, I'm hoping that the Amazon will be cooled off.
Speaker 2: Cool off, cool of that. You can't laugh about this,
Speaker 2: marias we can. I don't know a single Amazonian.
Speaker 4: Okay, some of my best friends ignorant, not from Brazil, Okay,
Speaker 4: they from here.
Speaker 1: Another catcher, ignorant, ignorant or not.
Speaker 2: That's a key chain.
Speaker 1: You are ignorant. You know that ignorant ignorance Cue it's
Speaker 1: a new drink.
Speaker 2: Eve St nouren I sell ignorant.
Speaker 4: I love that catch Get that catch raise, gonna get
Speaker 4: that on shoes. They're gonna be altdo though, but we're
Speaker 4: gonna print ignorant on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a conversation with someone this week about how
Speaker 1: I don't talk about much like they feel like I
Speaker 1: talk but not about things that are going on in
Speaker 1: the world, and I say, the things that are going
Speaker 1: on in the world makes me fucking sad. I'm already sad.
Speaker 1: I'm already a depressed person. So, oh yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we'll talk about world hunger again, like I mean, our people.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, So what does this person want to talk
Speaker 4: to you about?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What topics they trying to touch? I mean, you
Speaker 2: know how people will.
Speaker 1: Just get on board with whatever trending thing is going
Speaker 1: on and have open discussions about it. The thing is
Speaker 1: that I'm not saying that my words are limited, but
Speaker 1: my energy is. And so I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to debate about shit that I know I'm
Speaker 1: getting nothing out of.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk about Trump.
Speaker 1: Because unless we have solutions for this shit, what are
Speaker 1: we going back and forth about it?
Speaker 4: But also what is the back and forth? We all
Speaker 4: know he's trash, moving on to the next topic, like
Speaker 4: we don't have to sit in this. Yeah, So you
Speaker 4: can't have a conversation with somebody by saying I feel
Speaker 4: like you don't be talking about nothing. You need to
Speaker 4: say something, ask me a question and I'll respond. Don't
Speaker 4: say you don't never say anything? Are you saying something like?
Speaker 4: That's like when I'll be out on the street and
Speaker 4: I'll see some like old black man like staring me down,
Speaker 4: and I'll just look just because you know, that's where
Speaker 4: my eyes are. And then I had a guy once
Speaker 4: say to me, oh, you can't say hello, And I
Speaker 4: was like, sir, you also could have just said hello
Speaker 4: instead of asking me that stupid ass question. And I
Speaker 4: was like, did you say hello? And he was like,
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm all the like.
Speaker 1: It was like, I'm not, man, I just set your
Speaker 1: ass down in that fucking chair that you got from
Speaker 1: your house that you brought.
Speaker 4: Outside inside chair outside, okay, rude, the dining chair that
Speaker 4: you got out here with the with the.
Speaker 2: Plastic cover on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your lawn your lawn chair that you got mad
Speaker 1: tape around like I can go buy a new lawn chair.
Speaker 2: The leg is uneven on one side.
Speaker 1: Why you got a lawnchair and you had got a
Speaker 1: fucking launch you no yard, sir, no yard, and no matter.
Speaker 2: Also no qualms to be talking to me right now.
Speaker 2: Actual fact. No, I'm not your type.
Speaker 1: Q for you yuck, gross, for everybody, disgusting.
Speaker 4: That's another reason why I got to move since they
Speaker 4: not ignorant, I.
Speaker 2: Gotta move, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So I'm not looking at apartments no more. I'm not
Speaker 4: looking because at least is not up till October first.
Speaker 2: I just gotta be here. I just wanted to move
Speaker 2: on for September first, so it's gonna be here soon.
Speaker 1: Yo. The fucking year is going by so quick, and
Speaker 1: it's just like it is.
Speaker 2: Flying right flu it's done.
Speaker 1: Since we already had your birthday party, it was lit.
Speaker 2: I was there. I don't know where we also, ethoto
Speaker 2: is a city catchphrase.
Speaker 1: If somebody said that, yes, but I I don't know
Speaker 1: where I'm celebrating my birthday this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is that that one year that
Speaker 1: you put on Facebook. You know, I'm trying to have
Speaker 1: a party. It's like where should I have my birthday party?
Speaker 4: And I was looking for like location suggestions and somebody
Speaker 4: was like, you can have it.
Speaker 2: At my house. Yeah, we need that same energy. And
Speaker 2: it was a beautiful loft gorge.
Speaker 1: The problem is that Marie is meaner, post vice Live
Speaker 1: and post bald. She has time for what no one,
Speaker 1: so she's not making friends recently.
Speaker 2: I am not making a single new friend. Actually, no,
Speaker 2: I'm making some friends. I'll do that. Would you have
Speaker 2: who's new guy friends? I'm out here? Who's in a rotation?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's only it's not really a rotation.
Speaker 4: Can two be a rotation?
Speaker 2: I guess I suppose.
Speaker 4: I mean in the evenings too, I'm busy and I
Speaker 4: don't be responding to nobody on Hinge. So these guys
Speaker 4: are like we're matching, and then they're disappearing because I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not hitting them up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what you need to do is go on Hinge,
Speaker 1: find somebody with a nice place, and then have your
Speaker 1: birthday there.
Speaker 2: Bang boom. Yeah, but then they're gonna want to be
Speaker 2: at the party. That's unfortunate, but they could.
Speaker 5: Do ko check, yes check. You get to keep all
Speaker 5: your tests tonight. You know that's up for you know,
Speaker 5: pay man, you got to keep your tips tonight. But
Speaker 5: also do not leave this corner of your house.
Speaker 4: Don't talk to none of my friends and make eye
Speaker 4: contact with any of the dudes here.
Speaker 2: Yes you agree, I totally agree. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: I mean I will be there for your birthday this year.
Speaker 1: I missed it last year and I was furious last
Speaker 1: year was the was a cute year. It was the
Speaker 1: best birthday party you've had, and I needed to secure
Speaker 1: that bad.
Speaker 2: It was at another friend's loft.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh and uh, a whole wall of windows. There
Speaker 4: was a disco ball that just happened to already be there.
Speaker 4: Everybody was on Molly. Uh well, you know the cool
Speaker 4: except Molly, except Molly. Molly didn't do Molly.
Speaker 2: Didn't do Molly that night.
Speaker 1: Everybody else was on cocaine and mushrooms and poppers.
Speaker 4: It was It was truly. It was a Studio fifty
Speaker 4: fourth themed birthday party. And there was somebody running around
Speaker 4: in just underwear like it was beautiful if people were sweating,
Speaker 4: I looked radiant.
Speaker 1: You don't even remember so good your seat through outfit.
Speaker 1: I was like you, I like my.
Speaker 4: Friend, Well, this year, we don't know what the look
Speaker 4: is gonna be, but the theme I think is gonna
Speaker 4: be disco again, because we could do a lot with disco.
Speaker 2: You know. I'll give you guys a little team to
Speaker 2: turn a little share, you know, little magic. We'll see
Speaker 2: what happens. Are you taking a picture right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just showing proof proof of concept.
Speaker 2: Okay, so.
Speaker 4: Concept Sydney's girlfriend is on vacation and facetimed her in
Speaker 4: the studio to make sure she was really at work.
Speaker 5: M M.
Speaker 2: That's what happens.
Speaker 1: You got to check up on these hosts, make sure,
Speaker 1: don't let them tell you they somewhere and be like
Speaker 1: drop a pin, time a pin.
Speaker 2: I need the coordinates.
Speaker 4: And now technology is ruining lives, sucking awful. You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm at church and it's like, oh cool, well let
Speaker 4: me FaceTime you so I can speak to Jesus real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have time. Put Jesus on the line.
Speaker 6: Way.
Speaker 1: I need you to do a selfie with that nigga
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see touch the crowd of
Speaker 4: thorn Cys. Yeah, Adrianne called Sidney and Sydney had to
Speaker 4: show Adrian in the studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's fine. I'm just I don't mind doing it.
Speaker 2: You know, you have nothing to hide.
Speaker 1: There it is woo there it is dad is uh
Speaker 1: so so yeah, we're on a trip, she's I mean,
Speaker 1: the thing is, trips are fucking hard. They're really hard
Speaker 1: because you're spending time with somebody for a long period
Speaker 1: or you know, by yourself, like you but I mean,
Speaker 1: if you go with a friend, you have to go
Speaker 1: with somebody that you're like, Oh, they're cool with me
Speaker 1: doing my own thing. They're okay with me taking a
Speaker 1: lot of pictures or not taking pictures. They're okay with
Speaker 1: me just being myself.
Speaker 2: Right. But you know, sometimes you have to be on
Speaker 2: a trip and.
Speaker 1: You have to sacrifice getting in arguments so that the
Speaker 1: trip can keep going and you still have a friend
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 2: Well, what are we arguing about on a trip? Think?
Speaker 4: Like classic things that we arguing about is uh, Well,
Speaker 4: because also this is the thing, when you travel with
Speaker 4: somebody that you're cool with for a long period of time,
Speaker 4: you realize, oh.
Speaker 2: My friend is low key annoying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the stuff about them that you can ignore
Speaker 4: when you guys are home, you can ignore that when
Speaker 4: you're on a trip, but you're sharing a double bid,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think the most the recent thing
Speaker 1: that I learned when we went on a trip together
Speaker 1: is that I get jealous, Like I just if I
Speaker 1: see you having more fun with somebody, I'm like, how
Speaker 1: that person?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You if I'm having more fun with somebody, you get jealous?
Speaker 2: What words I know it's weird when we're in Miami.
Speaker 1: I was so upset when we were at the Standard
Speaker 1: because it just was like, oh, Maurice's having way more
Speaker 1: fun with Molly, and I was like, wait, why, oh
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: Some playground, school yard. It was okay, Well, then you
Speaker 2: just got to be fun on the trip.
Speaker 1: Sys Well, I was going through something at that time,
Speaker 1: so I.
Speaker 4: Couldn't have been that's why you weren't being well, you
Speaker 4: were having your own fun, your own sad fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that trip I was.
Speaker 1: But I mean, and I think that's I also thought
Speaker 1: that's why you were mad at me.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean.
Speaker 1: That's why we were like, I guess I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go have fun with somebody else.
Speaker 2: Who's not doing a relapse. Sid we're in Miami.
Speaker 4: We're going to Miami in two weeks, in a week,
Speaker 4: in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: We keep saying it on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's like by the time they come, we're gonna already
Speaker 1: be in the on the on the beach in songs.
Speaker 4: Now, this episode is gonna come out the week before
Speaker 4: we go to Miami. Oh yeah, Because I'm doing the
Speaker 4: numbers in my head, this comes out in two weeks
Speaker 4: we'll be in Miami in three weeks.
Speaker 3: Are gonna record this next episode then after.
Speaker 2: We get back from Miami. Good question. We'll be in
Speaker 2: Miami in three weeks.
Speaker 4: We'll be here, Andrew, this is behind the you're breaking
Speaker 4: down the wall here. We'll be here a week before
Speaker 4: we go to Miami to record.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool? Great?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you know what we have to record damn,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna be gone on the seventh and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna be gone on the fourteenth too.
Speaker 2: Shit, Sam, if.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the pod, sis, we gotta see some
Speaker 1: squat schedule in scheduling, scheduling, schedule scheduling, so yeah, when oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is last week.
Speaker 4: We got it, got it, got it, got it, because
Speaker 4: you're gonna be going on the seventh, then be going
Speaker 4: on the fourteenth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we okay, got it.
Speaker 1: So we gotta do something next week next week, so sorry,
Speaker 1: or or you know what, Actually I don't have work
Speaker 1: all week, so we can.
Speaker 2: Come in during the week.
Speaker 1: Yes, So let me hit up these these these surrounding
Speaker 1: these guests and see theesus. Samara, shout out to them.
Speaker 1: They haven't been on the pod. They won't, but it's fine.
Speaker 4: We're not shouting. I'm not shouting that Sydney Sydney shout out.
Speaker 4: We haven't been on their podcast and they haven't done ours.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, shout out for your friends. They don't
Speaker 4: have any guests. That's the only reason why we.
Speaker 1: Have Oh they don't have any guests. Yeah, they don't
Speaker 1: have TV show they have guests on that.
Speaker 2: They haven't inyboded us to do that.
Speaker 1: We haven't got to that that level of verification.
Speaker 2: Don't say that, don't don't speak for us, speak your truth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we're gonna go on this trip.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, if I see you my kicking
Speaker 1: with Amina Moore and I'm not involved with the laughing,
Speaker 1: I'm be like, what the fuck are they laughing? But
Speaker 1: it's so funny. But then the problem is is that
Speaker 1: Emina is hilarious. She is NonStop funny. So well, Amina
Speaker 1: and I went meet. We went to new new hair
Speaker 1: seat this week with Carolina. We went to her uncle's
Speaker 1: pool t Yo Wan shout out to TiO Wan deal
Speaker 1: the wan.
Speaker 4: Last time we went, he made steak for us. This
Speaker 4: time it was he grewed chicken. Oh, it was so
Speaker 4: fucking good. Yeah, everything was seasoned, cute, No, no instapot.
Speaker 2: Okay if THEO was it THEA sis? Really?
Speaker 4: No, seriously, you're right, okay, okay. So we did that
Speaker 4: and and Amina was like, do we always laugh this much?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: She was like, She was like, is this we Does
Speaker 4: everybody laugh with their friends this much? And I was like, no,
Speaker 4: they don't. But also here you are city, so it's
Speaker 4: gonna be a lot of laughing, but will also be
Speaker 4: quite high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Amina, so no, you will. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna be having that much fun.
Speaker 2: I'll have to figure it out. You'll be drinking your
Speaker 2: mocktails on the beach. Yes.
Speaker 1: I will be in a good place while we're in Miami,
Speaker 1: so I'll be doing better.
Speaker 2: But I do get jealous. It's weird of.
Speaker 4: Your friends having fun with your other friends. I think
Speaker 4: low key everybody gets a little bit jealous. But I
Speaker 4: don't think anybody is storming over to be like, well,
Speaker 4: what's happening?
Speaker 2: Who laughing at what?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I just be like, what happened? I want to be involved?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I but I know that about you. It's
Speaker 4: like like an only child thing, like only child syndrome.
Speaker 4: I feel like you like see other people having fun,
Speaker 4: so you're like, I also want to be a part
Speaker 4: of this.
Speaker 2: But I'm a middle child, so I'll be seeing people
Speaker 2: having fun. And I'm like, well, they both lay. That's
Speaker 2: why their uncles are both drying. I know when y'all
Speaker 2: were at Uncle Teo's or whatever to Uncle Todd.
Speaker 1: When I saw y'all were at his place, I was like, Ah,
Speaker 1: this looks fun. But they posted too much, looks sweat.
Speaker 2: I didn't post that. You didn't post it posted one thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know Carolina will drag some shit out, okay.
Speaker 4: I mean Amina. Also, I was like, and she was
Speaker 4: hovering over the pool with her phone. I said, sist,
Speaker 4: you got insurts. Yeah, it's waterproof. Can your phone swim?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: And the problem is is that they never it always
Speaker 1: looks like the phone is smudged.
Speaker 2: I mean Carolina's screen is always it's always covered.
Speaker 1: And it's just like, I'm not reposting this. Can you
Speaker 1: take it down?
Speaker 4: Wipe the camera screen, Guys, wipe your camera screens down
Speaker 4: before you start shooting video.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking for much.
Speaker 4: It will make the quality of Maybe that's why you're
Speaker 4: not getting ale likesis because the photos is smudged. Okay,
Speaker 4: you got this beautiful iPhone, great quality, but the photos
Speaker 4: look dirty.
Speaker 1: And then it's like the angles and it's like are
Speaker 1: you telling the story? Like what are you giving us
Speaker 1: when you have twenty notches on your answer stories? It's like,
Speaker 1: what are you actually giving us? Is it necessary?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And I'm saying this because I'm a bit who'd stay
Speaker 1: having notches, but I'm giving you something.
Speaker 4: It's a lot. I'll be like a, I don't know
Speaker 4: if I can. I'll go to the end and then watch.
Speaker 2: The last one.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're good for that, because like usually you're
Speaker 1: one of the people that's like at the top.
Speaker 2: You'll be like the first person.
Speaker 1: But it'll be like it's almost twenty three hours in
Speaker 1: and then finally you'll look right because.
Speaker 4: Again, I haven't really been active on Instagram. I'll post
Speaker 4: my thing, I'll check my messages, I go to the
Speaker 4: unofficial expert page, and then I log out.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it.
Speaker 4: I'm literally just logging on to see my messages and
Speaker 4: to see like if anybody sexy and or verified as
Speaker 4: slid in my dms. The answer was no, nobody sliding
Speaker 4: in my d which is unacceptable. It's very homophobic and
Speaker 4: racist that nobody has slid in Marie's dams again. It
Speaker 4: is homophobic now because it's like, is are you afraid
Speaker 4: of this young man that you see before you?
Speaker 1: You know, well, that's crazy because when I posted pictures
Speaker 1: of you. When I reposted a picture of you in
Speaker 1: your you know coat, in my underwear, yeah, people were like,
Speaker 1: damn Marie is she you know?
Speaker 2: I got it? I posted that and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: my DMN is going to be all fire tonight. Nothing. No,
Speaker 2: they were just in my DM. Not a whisper of dick.
Speaker 2: They were literally literally in my DM. Do you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, not a whisper of dick.
Speaker 1: They wrote so many comments to me, I was like,
Speaker 1: you can just tell her that.
Speaker 4: Let me see who message? Who was anybody? It was
Speaker 4: all comedians that I already know. No, it's like listeners
Speaker 4: of the pod was podcast people. You know, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna bag none of.
Speaker 1: That because I wrote I said, I said, is it
Speaker 1: just may or like we're all attracted to Marie? And
Speaker 1: then people right, nah, we've been into her. She been hot? Nah,
Speaker 1: she been hot. They were like, okay, legs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yet here I am dickless. You're not. I
Speaker 2: mean you know from that photo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the photo didn't get me, no dig I'm trying
Speaker 4: to be on my Mateo Lane. Okay, all my posts
Speaker 4: once a week, one naked photo a week.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Mateo Lane, who's always given us all
Speaker 1: the different angles and like views of his body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to the mantel's page and leave some pum trees.
Speaker 4: It's like he's under your favorite, No, maybe the most
Speaker 4: recent or your favorite m hm, should it be your
Speaker 4: favorite for the most recent.
Speaker 1: Photo, most recent, the most recent thing that.
Speaker 2: He posted when you listen to this episode.
Speaker 1: Because his body is just it's so annoying because it
Speaker 1: it looks great. He eats right, he's always working and
Speaker 1: it shows right.
Speaker 4: That's somebody who's on the road, his career taken off.
Speaker 4: You know, he's got a little Netflix special.
Speaker 2: He's out here thriving. Yeah, you too can have body
Speaker 2: like that. If your name is Mateo Lane.
Speaker 1: He definitely should be people's motivation.
Speaker 4: Also, I don't think that he eats bread. I like bread, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm like Oprah Winfrey. Is your door bread, Marie, your
Speaker 4: sour dough bread?
Speaker 2: Your body? Is some chabata bread.
Speaker 1: You always look great. It doesn't matter what you fucking eat,
Speaker 1: but you do eat right. But I mean when I
Speaker 1: saw that picture, I was like, fuck, I should work
Speaker 1: out because if I worked out, you guys would hate
Speaker 1: me because I already have a butt.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we already don't really like you that.
Speaker 1: And I got tits, so it's just like and I
Speaker 1: got legs. So it's just like if I just applied myself.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly says, what are we trying to apply
Speaker 4: ourselves to? Like, you know that's true. You just said,
Speaker 4: like this is this your.
Speaker 2: Revenge, your revenge, body revenge. You look great. Friend.
Speaker 1: Now when your friend tells you, no, you good the
Speaker 1: way you are, debitsh you don't want to see you thrive.
Speaker 2: Okay, she don't want to see you. There's only room
Speaker 2: in this relationship. Wanted us to have ass That's what
Speaker 2: it is. That's what all right.
Speaker 1: There's a seat for you at this table. But abs
Speaker 1: should come in pairs.
Speaker 2: Baby, I have four pairs. O. Babe, Babe, I don't
Speaker 2: know you.
Speaker 1: Do you ever see your friend's photos and be.
Speaker 2: Like, let me go, let me go, fix myself, let
Speaker 2: me go, let me go get it because you had
Speaker 2: a whole series.
Speaker 4: You were giving us art upside down, uh American apparel,
Speaker 4: holding my braids on a roof in a blazer, butt
Speaker 4: naked vibes.
Speaker 2: Like a month ago, we already did this, you see.
Speaker 4: I saw Cities photos and I was like, okay, maybe
Speaker 4: I need to get a powder blue blazer, double breasted.
Speaker 2: I would like the way I look. I guarantee it.
Speaker 2: They didn't let me keep it. I was like, so
Speaker 2: what are we doing this for?
Speaker 1: I want free things, and oh, you know what the
Speaker 1: good thing is is that people are sliding in our
Speaker 1: dms and saying positive things. Hm, we need to see
Speaker 1: some action with it. So you've sent bisk off. Somebody
Speaker 1: from Glossier hit me up and was like, cause I
Speaker 1: had posted that I was there because I had to
Speaker 1: re up on the step and like, hey, I actually
Speaker 1: listened to the pod. I saw Maria Onvice Life.
Speaker 4: Shut up, shut up, Shut the hell up, Glossier because
Speaker 4: I split in their dms and was like, oh, big
Speaker 4: fan of the brand, would love some products, would love
Speaker 4: a collaboration. They were like, ah, at the moment, nah,
Speaker 4: because I remember that you had done that. So I
Speaker 4: did it and they were like, we have nothing for you,
Speaker 4: Marie Fouston. And now you're telling me that someone from
Speaker 4: Glossier used to watch me on my struggle.
Speaker 1: Somebody like an actually employee, not somebody from Glossy, like
Speaker 1: not their PR team, somebody from Glossier. So she was like,
Speaker 1: send me your give me your address. I'll send something.
Speaker 1: So if I see anything that works for you, I'll
Speaker 1: make sure I have it.
Speaker 2: That mean she ain't gonna send me nothing.
Speaker 4: You know when your friends say, if I see anything
Speaker 4: that he's gonna look good on you, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: They gonna get everything.
Speaker 4: For themselves, and then they're gonna give you the little
Speaker 4: bag that it came in. I got you, friend, here's
Speaker 4: a here's a complimentary tote.
Speaker 1: I have you.
Speaker 2: I got you.
Speaker 1: Don't worry anything anything that's like a little shimmer, a
Speaker 1: little highlight.
Speaker 2: Because you don't really wearing my gud Wait hold the
Speaker 2: f on.
Speaker 4: Emma Stone is playing Cruella Deville. What is Disney doing?
Speaker 4: They are Emma Stone, Emma Stone from Super Bad, La
Speaker 4: La Land, Emma Stone.
Speaker 2: It's like white people invented jazz music. Emma Stone.
Speaker 3: It's an origin story for Corolla Deville. And so she'll
Speaker 3: be playing the young Crouella.
Speaker 2: That's still wrong.
Speaker 1: No, because I need who played its Glenn Close. You can't,
Speaker 1: we can't go Glenn closem Stone.
Speaker 4: She don't even look she doesn't even look good as
Speaker 4: and the oscar is unnecessary.
Speaker 2: That's okay, but she.
Speaker 3: Doesn't even look good here that Yeah.
Speaker 2: It looks like she's going to a Halloween party exactly.
Speaker 4: She looks like Margot Robbie in the Suicide Squad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say, I will say, when industry fuck
Speaker 1: with you, they will find any old role to put
Speaker 1: you in and be like, this is a star.
Speaker 2: Remember when they threw that oscar at Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 4: They were like, says, you did terrible in this Jersey,
Speaker 4: this new Jersey movie.
Speaker 2: Here you go.
Speaker 4: And that's why she fell up the stairs because god
Speaker 4: don't like ugly. Remember when she won her oscar, she tripped.
Speaker 3: Up the steps to stage.
Speaker 5: Come.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was a stage absolutely, that was
Speaker 1: actually that was a star was born, yes, always, I
Speaker 1: don't know why.
Speaker 3: Everyone like got up and like the pity thing. It's
Speaker 3: like crazy.
Speaker 4: No. And then the dude from the Freddie Mercury movie
Speaker 4: fell off the stage when he won.
Speaker 2: His Oscar the oscar stairs. No, when ain't right? Okay.
Speaker 4: You know who hasn't fallen down the stairs? Lupita Niango.
Speaker 4: She floated up them stairs.
Speaker 2: They were ready. She's like, oh my god, thank you
Speaker 2: so much. You know she got that weird accident.
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, she's a Mexican I know, but
Speaker 1: also African, I said, will work that storyline.
Speaker 3: Okay, also like from like she's British.
Speaker 2: Too, right, but she's but she's like a Mexican city.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a Mexican citizen.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Her skin is lawless.
Speaker 2: That's all that matters. It's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yuck to Emma Stone as Corilla Deville. This
Speaker 4: is something they could have given you to one of
Speaker 4: them pretty liar girls or something somebody from somebody from
Speaker 4: what's the show?
Speaker 2: The Archie Comics show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they get get too one of them Riverdeal hosts,
Speaker 4: or even Rachel McAdams.
Speaker 2: You know, she's up there in h but she's still cute.
Speaker 3: I don't think about Rachel McAdams.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Regina George.
Speaker 1: I don't hate emmastone. It's just like dying for her. No,
Speaker 1: but they be fine in the ways where every time I.
Speaker 2: Hear there's a will, there is a white person that's
Speaker 2: gonna make a way. Where there's a will, there's a
Speaker 2: Lena Dunham.
Speaker 4: The fact that Lenda Dunham's not Corilla Deville, I mean,
Speaker 4: they can make her right, to to make this right
Speaker 4: since they can make her one of the Dalmations.
Speaker 2: I'm about to I'm about to add her.
Speaker 4: I'm about they can make her one of the Dalmatians.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest code. Lena.
Speaker 1: They took your role from you. You was slighted, sis,
Speaker 1: you were a slighted friend. Yeah, And that's my goal
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty. I just want to have I want
Speaker 1: people to applaud me like they do Normani.
Speaker 2: But I want Lena Dunham energy.
Speaker 4: Right because they appla well, but who is clapping for
Speaker 4: Lena Dunham, her comrades her contemporary?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just saying, like the energy that she gives,
Speaker 1: that's what I want to have. Like she's not really
Speaker 1: putting out the best work, but they're applauding her like
Speaker 1: they're like Normani's new music video. Yeah that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to just do some regular shit
Speaker 1: and everybody like, this is.
Speaker 2: Groundbreaking, this is genius. Yeah, this is one of a kind.
Speaker 2: That's what the fuck I want. I'm tired of Beyonce.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of racking my brain trying to think of
Speaker 1: the next big thing when people like Emma Stone and
Speaker 1: Lena Dunham is chillaxing, chilaxing on a terrible blowout, just
Speaker 1: living their life, getting all the roles.
Speaker 2: That's what I want. Yeah, but Lena Dunham is writing
Speaker 2: her roles for herself.
Speaker 1: Is that what I gotta do? Write some terear bullshit
Speaker 1: for myself. Freaking hopefully somebody co signed that.
Speaker 2: She yes, this, you gotta ray it, that's what we
Speaker 2: call it. Not literally wrote her show, and she wrote
Speaker 2: it for her show.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I'm I live for I don't live for ray.
Speaker 1: I do not like Insecure.
Speaker 2: I said it. I said it.
Speaker 4: You're saying on the record, Really, I'm saying it. I
Speaker 4: don't like any of the main characters on the show.
Speaker 4: I think they're so stupid. This is so racist and homophones.
Speaker 2: Shut. I want no parts of this. Well you're gonna
Speaker 2: get parts. You will get.
Speaker 4: Fifty percent of this sists. Okay, the show is the
Speaker 4: characters are all trash. The last season, nothing happened. I
Speaker 4: can't remember anything that happened. The light skin guy went
Speaker 4: missing and they went to the desert and took Molly.
Speaker 4: That's all I remember. And the Mally episode was great.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it, but it was eight episodes of what
Speaker 1: they're gonna fix it?
Speaker 4: They better fix it hard. At this point, I'm just
Speaker 4: watching the show to see how it ends. That's why
Speaker 4: I'm watching Insecure.
Speaker 2: Writing is hard, Marie. You know that what you know
Speaker 2: that writing's hard. We know that it's hard.
Speaker 4: It's difficult, okay, But that doesn't mean that you can't
Speaker 4: get some good writers and you can get a cute
Speaker 4: little Shonda Rhimes has been writing four years and she
Speaker 4: was giving us three good shows and then they both
Speaker 4: two of them got pretty bad.
Speaker 2: It's hard to get the seasons up, That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like you get the first season, it's popping, and
Speaker 1: then the second one you're like, oh, okay, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll keep going, and then the third one is like whooh,
Speaker 1: you lucky if you go on Netflix and they're just
Speaker 1: giving away seasons upon this.
Speaker 2: But that's not.
Speaker 4: Necessarily true, right, because there are plenty of shows that
Speaker 4: have yet started out with a strong first season and
Speaker 4: then the show quality sucks after that.
Speaker 2: But there are shows that have been on for years.
Speaker 4: They're in you know, X amount of seasons, seventeen seasons,
Speaker 4: ten seasons, six seasons. It's possible to have a good
Speaker 4: show that's consistently not terrible.
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that I'm not gonna just
Speaker 1: say it because like race or whatever, but for it
Speaker 1: to be intriguing for the masses, for there to be
Speaker 1: like a black lead, the things that are in that
Speaker 1: have to be set up is crazy, like insane, Like
Speaker 1: there's the new L word, the L word, and they
Speaker 1: got black people in there, but it's like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: the only black lesbians that you're going to portray in
Speaker 1: this this whole fucking show that's crazy, light skin and
Speaker 1: has a.
Speaker 2: Look real Blackish Blackish. Okay, it's a what's the girl
Speaker 2: from Grownish? Is her? Ya ya Zandia? You say, Andrew,
Speaker 2: you're the youth.
Speaker 4: A white man just told us how to say that's
Speaker 4: swah fork.
Speaker 2: No, you, I trust that you would know better than me.
Speaker 4: I've never even said her name out loud.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just just what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, for for y'all to care, this is
Speaker 1: who's got.
Speaker 2: To be at the forefront. It's annoying.
Speaker 4: That's why, Sidney, we should be writing something. We should
Speaker 4: be writing something for for dark.
Speaker 1: Skin girls, you know, for dark skin girls, for dark
Speaker 1: skin girls, for colored girls, for colored girls, for colored girls.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what it is, just like trying
Speaker 1: to put something together that you're like, oh, this hasn't
Speaker 1: been done before. That's the problem. Because I watched LOSAs Spookies.
Speaker 1: That ship was so original, and we know Julio and
Speaker 1: we know Anna, and we know that's.
Speaker 2: What Spookies on HBO they give.
Speaker 1: They I was like, oh, this is something totally different
Speaker 1: for the not just the Latin viewers, but for everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the alternatives.
Speaker 1: It's it's so alt, but so like, oh, I could
Speaker 1: be so on board with this. Yeah, and then Julio
Speaker 1: did a comedy special and it was just so intriguing,
Speaker 1: out of this world, different than what we grew up
Speaker 1: knowing what comedy special was. And that's what you that's
Speaker 1: what we need. We need the next thing, not like
Speaker 1: oh I've heard this one before. Yeah, I was so
Speaker 1: so I know what's all about to do.
Speaker 4: So and so did this, So I'm gonna do this too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's not what we want. That's not the wave that
Speaker 4: we're on. In twenty twenty, In twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Twenty, twenty twenty, Hello, this is Barbara Walters.
Speaker 2: Yeah we had by Bara Walters is an old career.
Speaker 2: My Barbara Walters like Pickley's and Guiole and Jerk Wings. Ooh,
Speaker 2: so hungry. I am going to make it also fucking famished.
Speaker 2: I'm hungry too.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I mean, I told you what happened,
Speaker 1: y'all don't know. But like I did these makeup tutorials
Speaker 1: for you know.
Speaker 2: My job in Comedy Central, Humble Bregs. Yeah, and I had.
Speaker 1: I had a problem because when I was writing, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I do the same shit for myself.
Speaker 1: I need to do something that is like not normally
Speaker 1: my brand. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna be something,
Speaker 1: do something outlandish. I'm gonna try to do set up
Speaker 1: and punchline for jokes. I'm going to really just go
Speaker 1: out of my comfort zone and do something different. And
Speaker 1: so they were like parodies of like makeup tatorials. It
Speaker 1: was me making fun of makeup tutorials, but in a
Speaker 1: really specific way. I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is gonna hit, this is gonna be dumb. The
Speaker 1: cat had a cameo, Yeah, jam Jams a star. How
Speaker 1: did you get him to work? I put him in
Speaker 1: his carrier? Bitch, He's a he's a worker. He comes
Speaker 1: from a black family.
Speaker 2: He knows it works. Cats are lazy, though, so you
Speaker 2: he's lethargic. You know. You put him in his carrier,
Speaker 2: and then y'all took an uber into the city.
Speaker 1: Put it on the company gone, hello comedies, I'm true.
Speaker 3: We love.
Speaker 2: We like, hey Ola, how you doing? We still like hey?
Speaker 1: Uh So yeah, I did it and on Instagram it
Speaker 1: did really well and I got like followers from it
Speaker 1: and people were hitting me up like this is this
Speaker 1: is dope, this is different. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: look crazy. So that's why I haven't really put it
Speaker 1: on my page. But like records, you never posted it. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't post it because I I just was like
Speaker 1: too afraid that because it's not my brand. My brand
Speaker 1: is I look good, yes, but your brand is also
Speaker 1: whacky sis wacky? Yes, you get on Instagram and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I lost my headphones.
Speaker 2: Do your job find them?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, hey guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, your brandy or somebody or somebody who wrote me.
Speaker 2: They were like, do you need air pods or you
Speaker 2: need headphones?
Speaker 1: And I was like work, but somebody gave me their headphones,
Speaker 1: so work me.
Speaker 3: But the story is, the story is still love.
Speaker 2: I'm going to and you know I'll be seeing it
Speaker 2: at twenty three hours, right listen.
Speaker 1: It worked with my passport and I was like, I
Speaker 1: will do it with my headphones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you telling that passport story.
Speaker 4: Getting your thing back from that girl was the beginning
Speaker 4: of a porno that we thought we were gonna.
Speaker 2: Hear, but it was not. That could be the beginning.
Speaker 4: She never followed you back, and you still follow her,
Speaker 4: so that I don't want to keep up.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't want to keep up with people who
Speaker 2: don't want to keep up with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I give you you got twenty four hours hours to
Speaker 2: follow me back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you see that they're active after you
Speaker 3: followed them, it's like, okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Listen?
Speaker 4: If if I'm feeling generous, I give you forty eight
Speaker 4: hours to follow me back.
Speaker 2: If I don't get that.
Speaker 3: Do you ever do this is a little bit psychotic,
Speaker 3: But if you if you ever like follow them and
Speaker 3: then you see that they're active, so you unfollow them
Speaker 3: and then follow them again.
Speaker 2: Never, No, I never do that.
Speaker 1: I'm following you one time, one time, and then no time.
Speaker 1: I follow you one time and then if it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: a week is past and you've been posting your stories,
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of dashes here and you posted three
Speaker 1: three things in the feed. Ah. Yeah, But if I
Speaker 1: got like a lot of d ms, or if I
Speaker 1: posted a picture and I'm getting a lot of notifications,
Speaker 1: you couldn't.
Speaker 2: You can't miss it. You can miss it, you.
Speaker 4: Absolutely And I understand that, and I get that. But
Speaker 4: also if I comment on something that you posted and
Speaker 4: you see it and you reply to me, that's like, okay,
Speaker 4: but you saw it though you.
Speaker 2: See me here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rude. It's just it's racist and homophobic.
Speaker 2: That's what it's like, sir. We're both verified. What's happening, Okay,
Speaker 2: just me, we're both verified adults here. We're both verified
Speaker 2: adults here. Merch Merch, merch, right, merch, merch, merch.
Speaker 3: Merch, merch, merch.
Speaker 1: Right, merch, get home up, get all merch, get all merch, merch, merche.
Speaker 2: Merch. Yeah. So it's just like I don't know.
Speaker 4: Also, like none of this actually matters. It doesn't, but
Speaker 4: like for me it does because it's my job. Like
Speaker 4: people reach out to me and they're like, hey, me
Speaker 4: looking for an influencer to do blah blah blah. They like,
Speaker 4: I'll go on auditions and the number of followers I
Speaker 4: have is on the top of the page.
Speaker 2: So for me, it doesn't matter. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I at work, they you know, we had our
Speaker 1: little meetings and whatnot. They cut my makeup trautorials, which
Speaker 1: is fine because they didn't do well on YouTube. It
Speaker 1: did well on Instagram, but not good enough on YouTube
Speaker 1: for them to continue. So I have to think of
Speaker 1: something else. And it's just like I.
Speaker 2: Want to brainstorm with me and gay tall producer Andrew
Speaker 2: Here an interview show. That's what they're looking for.
Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, if you're really good with people, people,
Speaker 1: you you're you're able to get like funny soundbites out
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 2: You have like a great reach with.
Speaker 1: Guests, meaning oh, I'm friends with a lot of comedians
Speaker 1: so you know they'll come in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, are you following nine thousand people? Says absolutely,
Speaker 4: reach with guests. You out here following people who don't
Speaker 4: follow you back? Absolutely, friends, No, shut up, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't. It's just like everybody wants to be so
Speaker 2: fucking cool.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to act like ah, like everybody wants me
Speaker 1: all my shows are great, I'm getting money.
Speaker 2: It's like, stop it.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, people are at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, we're all a fucking mess, and
Speaker 1: we've had days where you know, you get on the
Speaker 1: train and your eyeliner is fucked up and you just
Speaker 1: got broken up with and it's like, you're a person.
Speaker 1: We can't be perfect. So that's why on my page
Speaker 1: I look like I got it together. But my stories
Speaker 1: that's when that's that's where you see the real Okay,
Speaker 1: that's where you had all the mess.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's like you lift the carpet and you
Speaker 4: put all the dirt under the carpet that you you broomed.
Speaker 2: Up you actually didn't clean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, I'm a real person, and that's
Speaker 1: why I do have The people who fuck with me
Speaker 1: heavy are like, I'm into you because I know that
Speaker 1: you are an open book, and well.
Speaker 2: I like people who don't read. So my book is baby.
Speaker 4: I don't even know why friends here, honestly because opposite
Speaker 4: the tract, that's what Paula Abdul said, right, it was paul.
Speaker 2: A duel who can't hold a note?
Speaker 1: Was that paul Death the cartoon straight up? And then
Speaker 1: cut the radio and hear her sing out loud and
Speaker 1: you're like.
Speaker 3: Did you see her perform this past year? Tragic?
Speaker 2: No, tragic?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: She's like, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, how did you feel about did you see
Speaker 2: Jelo perform at the motown? This is so old, Marie.
Speaker 4: But he's talking about Paul abdo that's old. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: was I want to get his take on Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited for a hustle. Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 2: The movie movie Movie.
Speaker 4: They staid everybody listening, no one's allowed to see that
Speaker 4: movie because I auditioned for it and they did not
Speaker 4: put me in the movie as one of the strippers
Speaker 4: with no butt.
Speaker 2: Okay, that movie is dead to us. They put Cardi
Speaker 2: b in.
Speaker 4: It, and you know she can't read all of her
Speaker 4: lines read like I know Cardi didn't audition. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: but she has more, she can do the physical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her lizard both in the movie. They're gonna be
Speaker 3: in that movie for like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Also, what strip club is Litto working at?
Speaker 7: With that?
Speaker 4: Cardi b and Jalo are both employed at. We love
Speaker 4: us some Lizzo, but what strip club is that?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you where.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you where a Lizzo adjacent would be
Speaker 1: at in Queens Queen's his story and that's what That's
Speaker 1: what the strip club is at Ware. They like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need them thick with seven c's.
Speaker 2: That's how thick.
Speaker 4: They like them thick, which is fue we like, we
Speaker 4: like Keky Palmer is also going to be at that
Speaker 4: strip club that Liz what works out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, she working on Friday and Saturdays.
Speaker 2: No, she don't.
Speaker 4: Friday and Saturdays, those are the busy nights. Key Palmer
Speaker 4: is then on a Monday and she's a busser.
Speaker 1: You're being racist and homophobic towards keep up Sydney.
Speaker 4: People have told me that I look like well, before
Speaker 4: I went, I had hair, no saying it now they're like.
Speaker 2: You know, Key Palmer, you look like the dude that
Speaker 2: do a makeup. I'm like, oh, I look like Drone
Speaker 2: Good Nightmare. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like, you know, we need
Speaker 1: to write something, and writing is so fucking hard, and
Speaker 1: it's just like I be at work and I see
Speaker 1: people writing these scripts and it's just all about just
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: It hasn't it doesn't have to be good.
Speaker 1: You just have to be in the the routine of writing.
Speaker 1: So when it's time to write the stuff that you
Speaker 1: want to write, you're like, oh, this is Nathan's Nathan's
Speaker 1: you know. But if you're every time like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: script has to be perfect, then you're never gonna get started.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, thank you friend.
Speaker 4: That's why that was the point of this episode for
Speaker 4: you to drop that gym so I can go home
Speaker 4: and write.
Speaker 1: Well, we have screening to watch tonight, so you won't
Speaker 1: to be writing tonight.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not writing again.
Speaker 4: I have an appointment after this and then I'm going
Speaker 4: to the screening, so I'm not writing tonight. It's nice,
Speaker 4: it's finey.
Speaker 2: On Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna get up on Monday and well we
Speaker 1: have to get the podcast together on Monday.
Speaker 2: We have like some restructuring to do. Restructuring. Yes, we're rebranding.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just but a lot of people's spot
Speaker 2: like the Read.
Speaker 4: They go out and they they're on the that's what
Speaker 4: the read is. That's what Yvonne Orgy and what's her
Speaker 4: Faces podcast is. They go live and they just talk
Speaker 4: on stage and people like that. But you know, you're
Speaker 4: gonna give y'all a little bit more or something aesthetically
Speaker 4: and visually based.
Speaker 1: If festival's gonna be like, hey, we want you to
Speaker 1: come here, we were paying you this amount. You gotta
Speaker 1: come more with just chatting, if that's just what it is.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if they doing festivals the podcast
Speaker 4: that I just named, but I know that they're doing numbers.
Speaker 2: I know that they are selling tickets in big spaces.
Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about, you know, how the obviously
Speaker 4: how this festival circuit works.
Speaker 2: But you know, everything ain't gonna work for everybody.
Speaker 1: Friend, you're right, absolutely, and I'm hearing what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You've been heard. You've been heard much.
Speaker 4: That's a bracelet.
Speaker 2: Bracelet you've been heard w w JD. Yes, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: So if you guys ever come through and just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know what Sydney is saying on the pod.
Speaker 2: I gave you a whole episode I did. I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: We've been hungry. Is a disappointment. Going to cook for you?
Speaker 2: He said he could cook. You're gonna bring on some
Speaker 2: wings something. I'm gonna text him and be like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I'm hungry. You should you should get something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm hungry, so please deserved. We gotta
Speaker 1: go to this fucking Asian spot. The noodles is fucking incredible.
Speaker 1: It's like on that level of that Roman place that
Speaker 1: we went to with what's his name, Anthony.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's on the level of him. Yesterday, were just
Speaker 4: on the street and he happened to be walking by.
Speaker 2: How are you doing? You know? He still looked you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got it. He still he still looked terrible. Don't
Speaker 2: even finished, you know, but the people listening knew it.
Speaker 2: I was saying, some what you look like? And then
Speaker 2: when I said you know, they were like, he still
Speaker 2: looked terrible. I was my mom. I was like, I
Speaker 2: gotta go, mom, this likely man here. I got to
Speaker 2: talk to him. No, no, but he he yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: he fine, he's good. I don't know why I brought
Speaker 2: him up.
Speaker 4: No, because I said, you said the noodles. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: we have to go what's the price point? Looking at
Speaker 4: how many?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: It was it's like if we go together, we get
Speaker 1: like a couple of apps and like an andre will
Speaker 1: be less than fifty dollars each.
Speaker 2: No, oh okay, I was like, uh no, we deserve it.
Speaker 2: Well putting that on the company card.
Speaker 1: We'll use a patreonne.
Speaker 2: We got to take ourselves out. We deserve it. We
Speaker 2: work hard.
Speaker 1: I will have to drop some stuff on the Patreon
Speaker 1: soon because there's that.
Speaker 4: But we gotta be careful what we're talking about, because
Speaker 4: you know, we're not monsters. We don't want to hurt
Speaker 4: anybody's feelings.
Speaker 2: Again. Yeah, but that's the problem.
Speaker 1: It's just like, whould we say this on every episode
Speaker 1: that we're by ourselves?
Speaker 2: Is that we got to stop saying so much.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that people want to hear this
Speaker 1: because then it feels like, oh, I'm always holding back
Speaker 1: and you give me the energy to be like no,
Speaker 1: just say the ship, put it.
Speaker 2: On, put it on. The wax. SIS put it on
Speaker 2: the record. Be bold.
Speaker 1: But then again, I don't want to be that Wendy
Speaker 1: Williams of podcasts and just be honestly.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams is thriving right now. Sis.
Speaker 4: She had a little rough, bumpy week, a bumpy year,
Speaker 4: and now whenever I watch her little show.
Speaker 2: On the YouTube, she's fun. She's flirty. Her body looks
Speaker 2: like it's not it doesn't look like a capital P.
Speaker 2: No more, it looked she looked better, you know, she
Speaker 2: seems happy.
Speaker 4: I feel like people are listening to this that watch
Speaker 4: Wendy would agree with me.
Speaker 2: No, it's better. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: We need to be that pod that's like uplifting. No,
Speaker 1: at the same time, you raise me.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 4: Next week we got Josh Grobin coming into the studio
Speaker 4: because we'd be singing his songs all the time.
Speaker 2: Just that one, just that part.
Speaker 1: I just don't want people to be scared to work
Speaker 1: with us, you know, I don't want us to be
Speaker 1: the Andy Cohens of.
Speaker 4: People are still working with Andy Cohen his raggedy ass.
Speaker 2: He's very raggedy.
Speaker 4: Andy Cohen got the four one one when Titus read
Speaker 4: him on his own program.
Speaker 2: He said, uh yeah, keep going, he said, to your
Speaker 2: little show. I loved it.
Speaker 4: If someone came to the unofficial expert and said to me,
Speaker 4: do your little show, I would flip this little table up.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, well that's the end of the show.
Speaker 2: I'd been like, well that.
Speaker 4: Was the end of your little episode, and we're done.
Speaker 1: You're not getting paid for this, so bye, bye.
Speaker 2: Bye baby, thank you for coming.
Speaker 4: Not anyway, That's how I feel about whatever we were just
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was saying that, you know, we want
Speaker 1: to I just want.
Speaker 2: Us to be doing more.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: That's all I have to ask for and send us stuff.
Speaker 1: I just want free things, you know. I met an
Speaker 1: influencer Andrew.
Speaker 2: Looking at you. He's like, you sound so poor. When
Speaker 2: you'll be big, please.
Speaker 1: Have no no no no no no wait wait, you
Speaker 1: said that I sound poor, But.
Speaker 2: I just don't try to. I said that. He said,
Speaker 2: you sound You said that I sound poor.
Speaker 1: But I just want to let you know, all of
Speaker 1: these celebrities and rich people expect to get free things
Speaker 1: everywhere they go. I worked in a bar forever and
Speaker 1: everybody who was like somebody big was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: has got to be camped.
Speaker 2: I'm doing them a favor. These are people who are big.
Speaker 2: We are big in our own right. You hear me,
Speaker 2: You're heard SI. We medium size, we extra medium. We
Speaker 2: are not mediums. And I don't want to hear that shit.
Speaker 2: We are extra mediums. Okay, we are stars.
Speaker 1: They discovered we are thirty two long.
Speaker 2: I don't know men's sizes. I don't know what we are.
Speaker 1: Twenty fours, twenty fours, they haven't figured it out yet.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. But I mean, you don't come.
Speaker 2: I'm not worried about that. I'm not asking for free stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. If it's there, I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2: But I asking you shall receive.
Speaker 4: I also like that, like people will slide in our
Speaker 4: dms and they talk about.
Speaker 2: What they like about the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they you know, like I didn't really wonderful.
Speaker 4: But also it's people from legit all over the place,
Speaker 4: and it's like, oh you in Tulou, oh you in Tallahassic, like.
Speaker 2: It's everywhere, and I think that that's dope.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have been messaging like yo, this
Speaker 1: has been like the hardest time in my life. I've
Speaker 1: been having a lot of sad people and I've been
Speaker 1: listened to the pod shout out to y'all in your sadness,
Speaker 1: and it literally has made my day or made my
Speaker 1: made my moment better. And it's just like, see, we
Speaker 1: are doing shit. We think it's nothing, we think it's
Speaker 1: just a little raggedy pot. But people listening to shit
Speaker 1: to escape the stuff that's going on. That's something to
Speaker 1: be proud of.
Speaker 4: It's people with jobs that they hate and boyfriends with
Speaker 4: micro penis is.
Speaker 2: It's a lot happening in the world right now.
Speaker 1: It's people that are always in their car driving to
Speaker 1: the job that they hate and they need to hear this.
Speaker 2: The Amazon is burning you know, it's people listening.
Speaker 4: Is that our title? That's what Amazon is burning? That's
Speaker 4: what started the fire. The podcast was so hot.
Speaker 1: The titles like burning up, the Amazon is burning up.
Speaker 2: Its is so mean.
Speaker 1: But that's another thing that I hate. On social media.
Speaker 1: People start getting on the bandwagon on something and they're
Speaker 1: like because they want to look woke, and it's just like,
Speaker 1: but sir, what are you actually doing besides reposting this
Speaker 1: is this is your That's my contribution to contribution No,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 4: I'm retweeting because I care. I'm not retweeting because I don't.
Speaker 2: Really be on Twitter like that. So also that what
Speaker 2: do I do all day? I'm like, that's March. What
Speaker 2: do I do all day? That's gonna be a hat.
Speaker 2: We're gonna were gonna do hats because I need one.
Speaker 2: I need a hat. It will be a Ryanstone cowboy. No,
Speaker 2: remember you had a hat on it that that just
Speaker 2: said bitch. Yeah, we should get some hats that say
Speaker 2: merch bitch.
Speaker 1: I want to merch bitch, merch beach, merch beach beach
Speaker 1: beach beach towel.
Speaker 2: That's a beach on them. I enjoy that.
Speaker 1: I was unable to go to my friend's wedding this,
Speaker 1: uh we unable?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I booked a pilot and book the pilot.
Speaker 2: Why you do that?
Speaker 1: Why did I book the pilot because I'm good at
Speaker 1: my job? Why do this with your fingers? I just
Speaker 1: I'll be sucking up, man, I I have to That
Speaker 1: was your excuse. It wasn't my excuse. I booked the pilot,
Speaker 1: So why you do this with your fingers? Because they
Speaker 1: don't know what a pilot is. They don't know, you
Speaker 1: just throw out a term like that and they're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: It's all It sounds like you didn't book no pilot.
Speaker 2: I did, says.
Speaker 4: Yo Sidney b Lyon. Put that on some shirts. Put
Speaker 4: that on a key chain. One side says Sidney, be lying.
Speaker 4: The other side says, Marie.
Speaker 2: Always tells the truth. That's merch mm hmm. Okay, So
Speaker 2: you booked this pilot is a Tilert Perry film. It's
Speaker 2: through Comedy Central.
Speaker 4: Cute, okay, cute. You can't you can't never quit that job,
Speaker 4: says that job is cue.
Speaker 2: I booked a pilot through my job. Did you audition? No?
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna be there that day, And so they
Speaker 4: said I could do it. I need to get a
Speaker 4: job friend. Yeah, sh someone said, oh, someone said, please
Speaker 4: call that one one. They left a review on the
Speaker 4: on the podcast page, specifically because I mentioned n W
Speaker 4: and Steve Austin in the blurred episode, so I made
Speaker 4: two wrestling references. And this person was like, well, I
Speaker 4: literally have never left a review on any podcasts in
Speaker 4: my life, but because you said that, I'm leaving a.
Speaker 2: Review they did. Where was that you see?
Speaker 4: I'm out here reaching the nerd cyst Reaching the Masses.
Speaker 4: Where is that the blurred episode? Yeah, because we were
Speaker 4: talking about porn and you were like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: there's it's not no queer representation in gay cartoon characters.
Speaker 3: And it was like, what I want, what I want?
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a there was a there's a gay cartoon
Speaker 4: on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It's a it's called Drag Something.
Speaker 3: It's like Ali, they're like superheroes, superheroes. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a Brazilian cartoon that they dubbed over
Speaker 4: with like new like us drag Queens.
Speaker 2: I watched it. It was fun.
Speaker 4: It was like messy. Chandela is one of the voices.
Speaker 4: She was on RuPaul's Drag Race, Sydney, are you even gay?
Speaker 2: I don't, just like I have no idea anyway.
Speaker 4: Shandel is having a great year too. She was in
Speaker 4: a Star is Born. She's in like an Ariana Grande song.
Speaker 4: She does like the intro.
Speaker 3: She was yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, see I know I'm caught up.
Speaker 4: I'm caught up on my shand and she performed a
Speaker 4: Beyonce medley.
Speaker 2: In front of Beyonce. What yes, okay, you see I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, because I don't remember my year so remember somebody
Speaker 4: else thriving.
Speaker 2: You're doing good work, Maria. I've never been more proud
Speaker 2: of somebody up Sydney. But also thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All Right, well I think that's it for me because
Speaker 4: I need to pee and then I need to go
Speaker 4: home and shave my labia.
Speaker 2: So let's go.
Speaker 1: I mean, people are just like, hey, we will buy
Speaker 1: merch please, Yes, yes, it's coming, We got it. It's
Speaker 1: it's gonna say yes, yes, yes, all over it. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be the jackets.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be a long scarf.
Speaker 3: That says yes, yes, yes, yes, no no spaces.
Speaker 2: Just a white scarf with black words. Yes, the finest,
Speaker 2: the lama wool.
Speaker 1: I really want panties to say cute for you.
Speaker 2: On the butt or the crotch. If your butt is small,
Speaker 2: it's cute for you. Wow. What if your butt is
Speaker 2: eating the panties, then.
Speaker 1: What you're saying, well you little booty hose, that's not
Speaker 1: going to be happening.
Speaker 4: Well you know what I am. That is homophobic and racist. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave, guys. Thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 2: Sidney. You want to talk about goals at the end
Speaker 2: of the year before we left.
Speaker 4: I did say that, Yeah, you got some goals, because
Speaker 4: you know we got more weeks left of the year
Speaker 4: that you can get some goals together.
Speaker 1: I literally just want to be happy and I need
Speaker 1: to work towards at and I do not do that actively.
Speaker 2: So so what.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do to make it? Tell me three things
Speaker 1: you're gonna do this week to be more happy?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 1: Okay, say no to more things that waste my time.
Speaker 2: Boom.
Speaker 4: Honestly, that will change your entire months. Think about all
Speaker 4: the stuff that you do that you'll be on the
Speaker 4: way to it and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, man, I should have said no, or you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I did not want I don't want to be here.
Speaker 2: You say no.
Speaker 4: Just say no to baby showers, Just say no to
Speaker 4: shows that you don't want to do that's out the way.
Speaker 4: Just say no. Yeah, okay, that's one. What else, Andrew,
Speaker 4: If there's anything that you would like to add, you
Speaker 4: can throw them in there too.
Speaker 3: Sydney's time right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, we'll get to you. I need to I
Speaker 2: need to eat better. You need to eat we better?
Speaker 2: Gross yuck. Actually, you do a pretty good job, so
Speaker 2: you give good love to me, babe. Okay, good, great Sydney,
Speaker 2: so proud of you. You eat really well. You want
Speaker 2: to show me sometimes do it for the pod? The pot?
Speaker 2: Would you do it for the pod?
Speaker 1: I don't think we could do the pot after because
Speaker 1: then I would be like, yo, I see Maurice's cat.
Speaker 4: Good God, no wonder she got appointments. She is real cute,
Speaker 4: ashy and this I found a gray pube and I
Speaker 4: almost died. Could go grow?
Speaker 2: They do it? Hurts? It's wrong. I pulled it. I
Speaker 2: pulled it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your spirit went right with it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was your fucking whole soul just left. Why lord, I'm
Speaker 1: about to put some just for men on my It
Speaker 1: looks it's just for men because I'm doing it just
Speaker 1: for men.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it for me. Yo, this is the
Speaker 2: best ad. That's the best advert. Fucking just for men.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, Marie here from the unoficial expert, let's talk
Speaker 4: about just for men for your your cooka cook?
Speaker 2: Is that you? I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I feel like, uh, you know, speaking
Speaker 1: on behalf of eating, I realized that I am a
Speaker 1: real lesbian because I look at it and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, this looks good.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever look at a penis
Speaker 1: again and be like, yeah, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2: Because I'm not. No one is here for I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess we are all here for. I mean Andrew's like,
Speaker 2: I'm only here for the dick.
Speaker 1: So that's why you're You're on the pod right now,
Speaker 1: for the dick.
Speaker 2: For the dick. For the people in your DMS.
Speaker 3: Some of them the cue.
Speaker 2: Some of them are crazy.
Speaker 1: Well wait, we do and what do you do for us, Andrew?
Speaker 1: All the stuff that we do for you, all the
Speaker 1: dick that we bout to get you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, glow up with us.
Speaker 3: I show up early, I show up on time. He
Speaker 3: said he'd be prompt.
Speaker 2: He did. Also, you took half his bagel last week.
Speaker 1: Next time when we do that, can I get another baker?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: You didn't respond, kind of get a big old.
Speaker 3: We're too busy.
Speaker 1: But you know, when the pod blows up, you're coming.
Speaker 1: So what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, yeah, Andrew, the hock is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: You got people fucking DM DM DM ing us like, ah,
Speaker 1: thank god he has a mic.
Speaker 2: Now there are people also who say you don't need
Speaker 2: a mic?
Speaker 3: Are there real? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, problematic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't please everybody.
Speaker 4: People were like, give him a microphone, and then other
Speaker 4: people were like, I like him just shouting in the
Speaker 4: background faintly.
Speaker 1: Yes. Wait, oh okay, someone left us a really nice
Speaker 1: message in our d MS, and I just want to
Speaker 1: shout mag underscore doll, Hey, boo, Hey.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Let me look at your page real quick, Maggie Smith.
Speaker 2: Oh is that your son? He's so cute. Okay.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to YouTube you for almost a year now,
Speaker 1: and I just started following you all on instant because
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at social media, and I just want to
Speaker 1: reach out and say, you too, are the fucking funniest
Speaker 1: and so fun to listen to. It's like being in
Speaker 1: a conversation with friends where all I have to do
Speaker 1: is listen and laugh. And I can't tell you how
Speaker 1: much it makes my week. I've never wished I lived
Speaker 1: in NYC until I realized how easy it would be
Speaker 1: to see you two live.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's it really is easy.
Speaker 6: Is a lot of the shows A lot of shows
Speaker 6: be free too, go baby, you better scoop them up now,
Speaker 6: because listen, when the tickets cost lots and lots of money.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, yeah, I ran out of comp.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Thanks for being amazing and for recording it for
Speaker 1: US Minnesotians to hear all the way.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the country.
Speaker 1: Minnesota, Minnesotian Maggie, Maggie, we love you, girl.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you for I thank you for that cute ass message.
Speaker 1: You be leaving these messages and I'm like, shit.
Speaker 2: We are doing stuff. We are doing stuff.
Speaker 1: It is crazy how positive the messages be because I'd
Speaker 1: be like, really, you're getting this, You're getting.
Speaker 2: That from this. Yeah, So I always appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Also, I post when we posted the two solo episodes
Speaker 4: ago when I was like, oh, I just want to
Speaker 4: quit all things comedy and this is dumb.
Speaker 2: People were like, hey, Marie, I also freelance.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of messages when people were like,
Speaker 1: you know a quote that gets me through my.
Speaker 2: And it was like, thanks so much, guys, thank you
Speaker 2: for all of this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you heard the episode, she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not like suicidal or anything. I'm just letting you
Speaker 1: know I'm fucking don't want to do a comedy.
Speaker 4: I'm tired, I'm tired of comedy today and it happens. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but you know, me and comedy are COOLi and so
Speaker 4: you know we're talking again.
Speaker 2: I like comedy now.
Speaker 1: Lastly, one more thing, someone said that we should have
Speaker 1: a hotline where people can leave voicemails. Yes, so I
Speaker 1: think that's what we're gonna do, where you record a
Speaker 1: voice memo and send it to our DMS and we
Speaker 1: will play.
Speaker 4: So I feel like it's gotta be a different way,
Speaker 4: Like we got to set up like a.
Speaker 2: Google will mail box, voicemail, your something. Yeah, it can't
Speaker 2: be voice on.
Speaker 3: The phone transfer that. Oh wait, actually no, no, no you can.
Speaker 3: You could if we plug in the phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can, but we would have to plug the
Speaker 2: phone in.
Speaker 4: Isn't there a way to set up like a like
Speaker 4: a number that they can so they're all in the
Speaker 4: same place.
Speaker 3: Uh No, I could. I could get it set.
Speaker 2: Up like a Google voicemail or get something like that.
Speaker 3: If you want to do that, I could absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come along, Gay produce an he does he does
Speaker 2: for us because we do's for him. He does for
Speaker 2: us because he does for me.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't have it right, Okay, So I'm tired
Speaker 1: and my breath is hot, so I have to leave soon.
Speaker 2: We gotta go already I'm already halfway out the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, keep doing what you guys are doing.
Speaker 1: We're out here, We're trying.
Speaker 2: And we're doing.
Speaker 1: We're trying to do everything that we can keep doing
Speaker 1: for y'all, but better, and we're getting closer.
Speaker 2: Were you give me your hand? I feel like your
Speaker 2: hand was just Did you wash your hands before you pay?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 2: I wash my fucking hands. May give me your hand,
Speaker 2: I swear.
Speaker 4: I feel like you just had your nails in your mouth.
Speaker 4: I feel like it was a lot which is happening
Speaker 4: just now.
Speaker 2: Just give me your hand. You cannot hold it on
Speaker 2: the outside. I'm gonna put it over the top. Friendship, man,
Speaker 2: let's have them friends.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, you guys, have a blessed Friday.
Speaker 2: You hear me. You heard me, You heard me.
Speaker 4: Have a blessed Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, saturdayday, have
Speaker 4: a beautiful whatever day. You listen to the podcast. You
Speaker 4: know we're here for y'all. I mean mainly we're here
Speaker 4: for us. I mean mainly for y'all because we're not
Speaker 4: really making no money. So this is for the love
Speaker 4: of the game. I love it for the love of
Speaker 4: the game, for the love some unreasonable Jamaican dick.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you mine, Forever.
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