WEBVTT - Sydnee's New Catchphrase

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi Hi, hi Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so dry, which is crazy because like you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm full of like moisture, but I just feel really dry.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you saying that because my hands are ashy?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You look you look good.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody left us a review and they said, I love

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<v Speaker 4>these beautiful sometimes ashy queen.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're wrong. You're wrong. We are never always sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you was wrong? You? When have we been asking that

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<v Speaker 2>you can see? You can't see us. You can't hear ash? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and hold on, let's ask Somer this ash. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>hear that scratch? Dry lakes? That's my skin screaming?

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<v Speaker 1>While wait wait wait mm that's my feet when I

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<v Speaker 1>walk like urch Scrooge. That that was wrong anyway? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we uh, we've been reading in reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>The reviews are cute. Somebody left us a thesis the

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<v Speaker 2>other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I love how interactive the podcasts have become.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I feel like y'all are talking to us now.

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<v Speaker 1>They're really involved and it's really important for one my

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<v Speaker 1>ego and two my ego. So yeah, keep the reviews going.

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<v Speaker 1>Marie posted I think a couple of weeks ago about like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your favorite Marie catchphrase or classic Sydney quote, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of furious that I don't have enough catchphrases.

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<v Speaker 4>So I be looking at your phone since when I'm

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<v Speaker 4>be out here giving them this content.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, bitch, that's absolutely not true. But okay, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>live your life. So I'm going to dedicate this whole

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<v Speaker 1>episode to catch phrases that I might can work with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we'll just trying to add them up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, work giving you titles, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Working, working, working, okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It Also there were things that people were commenting that

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, I didn't even realize that we

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<v Speaker 4>said that that much, like yes, yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, I didn't realize that. Yeah, that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>That's me just trying to rush somebody through the like

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<v Speaker 4>they you'll be telling the slow as story and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>like yes, yes, yes, yes yes, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then what happened anyways? And people are like, I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was furious.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, okay, so basically, I'm just here

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<v Speaker 1>on the pod, and am I even a host?

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<v Speaker 2>You're so dumb? Merch is you? You screaming? Merch is all.

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<v Speaker 4>Uses and uh ma'am ma'am, it is all your.

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<v Speaker 1>Friends I mean, I was just waiting for them to

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<v Speaker 1>put out hot producer gay intern Andrew catchphrases too well.

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<v Speaker 2>They they threw his name his title in there though.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the catchphrase.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the catchphrase exactly, Andrew, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing fine, amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>You have any plans for this weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go to a rooftop bar tonight, actually the

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<v Speaker 3>top bar on a date. No, no, no, that's what

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<v Speaker 3>you're wearing. No, I'm gonna can change.

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<v Speaker 2>And you say that, I mean, look how she's dragging you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to elevate. Well, because it's a rooftop bar.

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<v Speaker 4>It's already kind of chili outside right now, so it's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be cold tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's a catchphrase. Yeah, that outfit's cute for you. Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>That was that's what you said like a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>That was that's Regina George right for you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Cute for you.

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<v Speaker 4>How we're already about that's like saying you're pretty for

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<v Speaker 4>a black girl. You're adding, or you look good for

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<v Speaker 4>your age. That little that little that's shade you know you? No, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 4>what are you wearing tonight little booty shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what's the supposed to be like, not

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<v Speaker 3>even like eighty tonight, right, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Supposed to be low seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's garbage. That's how you know the world.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about to be fall. First day of school, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know how you know the world is ending?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we should talk about the world ending.

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<v Speaker 2>The Amazon is burning.

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<v Speaker 1>The Amazon is on fire, and by the time this

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<v Speaker 1>comes out, I'm hoping that the Amazon will be cooled off.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool off, cool of that. You can't laugh about this,

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<v Speaker 2>marias we can. I don't know a single Amazonian.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, some of my best friends ignorant, not from Brazil, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>they from here.

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<v Speaker 1>Another catcher, ignorant, ignorant or not.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a key chain.

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<v Speaker 1>You are ignorant. You know that ignorant ignorance Cue it's

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<v Speaker 1>a new drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Eve St nouren I sell ignorant.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that catch Get that catch raise, gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>that on shoes. They're gonna be altdo though, but we're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna print ignorant on them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a conversation with someone this week about how

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<v Speaker 1>I don't talk about much like they feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>talk but not about things that are going on in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, and I say, the things that are going

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<v Speaker 1>on in the world makes me fucking sad. I'm already sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already a depressed person. So, oh yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about world hunger again, like I mean, our people.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, So what does this person want to talk

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<v Speaker 4>to you about?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What topics they trying to touch? I mean, you

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<v Speaker 2>know how people will.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get on board with whatever trending thing is going

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<v Speaker 1>on and have open discussions about it. The thing is

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not saying that my words are limited, but

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<v Speaker 1>my energy is. And so I don't want to I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to debate about shit that I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting nothing out of.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to talk about Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Because unless we have solutions for this shit, what are

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<v Speaker 1>we going back and forth about it?

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<v Speaker 4>But also what is the back and forth? We all

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<v Speaker 4>know he's trash, moving on to the next topic, like

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<v Speaker 4>we don't have to sit in this. Yeah, So you

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<v Speaker 4>can't have a conversation with somebody by saying I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like you don't be talking about nothing. You need to

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<v Speaker 4>say something, ask me a question and I'll respond. Don't

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<v Speaker 4>say you don't never say anything? Are you saying something like?

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<v Speaker 4>That's like when I'll be out on the street and

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<v Speaker 4>I'll see some like old black man like staring me down,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll just look just because you know, that's where

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<v Speaker 4>my eyes are. And then I had a guy once

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<v Speaker 4>say to me, oh, you can't say hello, And I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, sir, you also could have just said hello

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<v Speaker 4>instead of asking me that stupid ass question. And I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, did you say hello? And he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a I'm all the like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, I'm not, man, I just set your

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<v Speaker 1>ass down in that fucking chair that you got from

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<v Speaker 1>your house that you brought.

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<v Speaker 4>Outside inside chair outside, okay, rude, the dining chair that

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<v Speaker 4>you got out here with the with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Plastic cover on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your lawn your lawn chair that you got mad

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<v Speaker 1>tape around like I can go buy a new lawn chair.

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<v Speaker 2>The leg is uneven on one side.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you got a lawnchair and you had got a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking launch you no yard, sir, no yard, and no matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Also no qualms to be talking to me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Actual fact. No, I'm not your type.

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<v Speaker 1>Q for you yuck, gross, for everybody, disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>That's another reason why I got to move since they

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<v Speaker 4>not ignorant, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta move, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm not looking at apartments no more. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>looking because at least is not up till October first.

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<v Speaker 2>I just gotta be here. I just wanted to move

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<v Speaker 2>on for September first, so it's gonna be here soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo. The fucking year is going by so quick, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Flying right flu it's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Since we already had your birthday party, it was lit.

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<v Speaker 2>I was there. I don't know where we also, ethoto

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<v Speaker 2>is a city catchphrase.

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<v Speaker 1>If somebody said that, yes, but I I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm celebrating my birthday this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is is that that one year that

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<v Speaker 1>you put on Facebook. You know, I'm trying to have

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<v Speaker 1>a party. It's like where should I have my birthday party?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was looking for like location suggestions and somebody

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<v Speaker 4>was like, you can have it.

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<v Speaker 2>At my house. Yeah, we need that same energy. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was a beautiful loft gorge.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is that Marie is meaner, post vice Live

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<v Speaker 1>and post bald. She has time for what no one,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's not making friends recently.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not making a single new friend. Actually, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm making some friends. I'll do that. Would you have

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<v Speaker 2>who's new guy friends? I'm out here? Who's in a rotation?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean it's only it's not really a rotation.

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<v Speaker 4>Can two be a rotation?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I suppose.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean in the evenings too, I'm busy and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't be responding to nobody on Hinge. So these guys

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<v Speaker 4>are like we're matching, and then they're disappearing because I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not hitting them up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so what you need to do is go on Hinge,

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<v Speaker 1>find somebody with a nice place, and then have your

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<v Speaker 1>birthday there.

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<v Speaker 2>Bang boom. Yeah, but then they're gonna want to be

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<v Speaker 2>at the party. That's unfortunate, but they could.

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<v Speaker 5>Do ko check, yes check. You get to keep all

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<v Speaker 5>your tests tonight. You know that's up for you know,

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<v Speaker 5>pay man, you got to keep your tips tonight. But

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<v Speaker 5>also do not leave this corner of your house.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't talk to none of my friends and make eye

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<v Speaker 4>contact with any of the dudes here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you agree, I totally agree. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I will be there for your birthday this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I missed it last year and I was furious last

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<v Speaker 1>year was the was a cute year. It was the

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<v Speaker 1>best birthday party you've had, and I needed to secure

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<v Speaker 1>that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It was at another friend's loft.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, uh and uh, a whole wall of windows. There

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<v Speaker 4>was a disco ball that just happened to already be there.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody was on Molly. Uh well, you know the cool

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<v Speaker 4>except Molly, except Molly. Molly didn't do Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't do Molly that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody else was on cocaine and mushrooms and poppers.

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<v Speaker 4>It was It was truly. It was a Studio fifty

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<v Speaker 4>fourth themed birthday party. And there was somebody running around

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<v Speaker 4>in just underwear like it was beautiful if people were sweating,

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<v Speaker 4>I looked radiant.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even remember so good your seat through outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like you, I like my.

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<v Speaker 4>Friend, Well, this year, we don't know what the look

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<v Speaker 4>is gonna be, but the theme I think is gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be disco again, because we could do a lot with disco.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I'll give you guys a little team to

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<v Speaker 2>turn a little share, you know, little magic. We'll see

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<v Speaker 2>what happens. Are you taking a picture right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just showing proof proof of concept.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Concept Sydney's girlfriend is on vacation and facetimed her in

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<v Speaker 4>the studio to make sure she was really at work.

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<v Speaker 5>M M.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to check up on these hosts, make sure,

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<v Speaker 1>don't let them tell you they somewhere and be like

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<v Speaker 1>drop a pin, time a pin.

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<v Speaker 2>I need the coordinates.

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<v Speaker 4>And now technology is ruining lives, sucking awful. You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at church and it's like, oh cool, well let

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<v Speaker 4>me FaceTime you so I can speak to Jesus real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we don't have time. Put Jesus on the line.

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<v Speaker 6>Way.

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to do a selfie with that nigga

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see touch the crowd of

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<v Speaker 4>thorn Cys. Yeah, Adrianne called Sidney and Sydney had to

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<v Speaker 4>show Adrian in the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's fine. I'm just I don't mind doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you have nothing to hide.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is woo there it is dad is uh

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<v Speaker 1>so so yeah, we're on a trip, she's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, trips are fucking hard. They're really hard

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<v Speaker 1>because you're spending time with somebody for a long period

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, by yourself, like you but I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you go with a friend, you have to go

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody that you're like, Oh, they're cool with me

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<v Speaker 1>doing my own thing. They're okay with me taking a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of pictures or not taking pictures. They're okay with

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<v Speaker 1>me just being myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. But you know, sometimes you have to be on

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<v Speaker 2>a trip and.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to sacrifice getting in arguments so that the

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<v Speaker 1>trip can keep going and you still have a friend

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<v Speaker 1>at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what are we arguing about on a trip? Think?

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<v Speaker 4>Like classic things that we arguing about is uh, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>because also this is the thing, when you travel with

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<v Speaker 4>somebody that you're cool with for a long period of time,

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<v Speaker 4>you realize, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend is low key annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because the stuff about them that you can ignore

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<v Speaker 4>when you guys are home, you can ignore that when

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<v Speaker 4>you're on a trip, but you're sharing a double bid,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I think the most the recent thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I learned when we went on a trip together

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<v Speaker 1>is that I get jealous, Like I just if I

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<v Speaker 1>see you having more fun with somebody, I'm like, how

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<v Speaker 1>that person?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You if I'm having more fun with somebody, you get jealous?

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<v Speaker 2>What words I know it's weird when we're in Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so upset when we were at the Standard

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<v Speaker 1>because it just was like, oh, Maurice's having way more

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<v Speaker 1>fun with Molly, and I was like, wait, why, oh

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<v Speaker 1>that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Some playground, school yard. It was okay, Well, then you

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<v Speaker 2>just got to be fun on the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Sys Well, I was going through something at that time,

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<v Speaker 1>so I.

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<v Speaker 4>Couldn't have been that's why you weren't being well, you

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<v Speaker 4>were having your own fun, your own sad fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that trip I was.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, and I think that's I also thought

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you were mad at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we were like, I guess I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go have fun with somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's not doing a relapse. Sid we're in Miami.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to Miami in two weeks, in a week,

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<v Speaker 4>in a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>We keep saying it on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like by the time they come, we're gonna already

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<v Speaker 1>be in the on the on the beach in songs.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, this episode is gonna come out the week before

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<v Speaker 4>we go to Miami. Oh yeah, Because I'm doing the

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<v Speaker 4>numbers in my head, this comes out in two weeks

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<v Speaker 4>we'll be in Miami in three weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Are gonna record this next episode then after.

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<v Speaker 2>We get back from Miami. Good question. We'll be in

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<v Speaker 2>Miami in three weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll be here, Andrew, this is behind the you're breaking

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<v Speaker 4>down the wall here. We'll be here a week before

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<v Speaker 4>we go to Miami to record.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cool? Great?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, you know what we have to record damn,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna be gone on the seventh and then

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be gone on the fourteenth too.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, Sam, if.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the pod, sis, we gotta see some

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<v Speaker 1>squat schedule in scheduling, scheduling, schedule scheduling, so yeah, when oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is last week.

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<v Speaker 4>We got it, got it, got it, got it, because

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<v Speaker 4>you're gonna be going on the seventh, then be going

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<v Speaker 4>on the fourteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we okay, got it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we gotta do something next week next week, so sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>or or you know what, Actually I don't have work

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<v Speaker 1>all week, so we can.

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<v Speaker 2>Come in during the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So let me hit up these these these surrounding

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<v Speaker 1>these guests and see theesus. Samara, shout out to them.

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<v Speaker 1>They haven't been on the pod. They won't, but it's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not shouting. I'm not shouting that Sydney Sydney shout out.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't been on their podcast and they haven't done ours.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, no, shout out for your friends. They don't

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<v Speaker 4>have any guests. That's the only reason why we.

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<v Speaker 1>Have Oh they don't have any guests. Yeah, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have TV show they have guests on that.

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't inyboded us to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't got to that that level of verification.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say that, don't don't speak for us, speak your truth. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, we're gonna go on this trip.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like, if I see you my kicking

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<v Speaker 1>with Amina Moore and I'm not involved with the laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm be like, what the fuck are they laughing? But

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny. But then the problem is is that

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<v Speaker 1>Emina is hilarious. She is NonStop funny. So well, Amina

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<v Speaker 1>and I went meet. We went to new new hair

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<v Speaker 1>seat this week with Carolina. We went to her uncle's

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<v Speaker 1>pool t Yo Wan shout out to TiO Wan deal

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<v Speaker 1>the wan.

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<v Speaker 4>Last time we went, he made steak for us. This

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<v Speaker 4>time it was he grewed chicken. Oh, it was so

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<v Speaker 4>fucking good. Yeah, everything was seasoned, cute, No, no instapot.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay if THEO was it THEA sis? Really?

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<v Speaker 4>No, seriously, you're right, okay, okay. So we did that

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<v Speaker 4>and and Amina was like, do we always laugh this much?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>She was like, She was like, is this we Does

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<v Speaker 4>everybody laugh with their friends this much? And I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>they don't. But also here you are city, so it's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be a lot of laughing, but will also be

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<v Speaker 4>quite high.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me and Amina, so no, you will. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be having that much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have to figure it out. You'll be drinking your

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<v Speaker 2>mocktails on the beach. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be in a good place while we're in Miami,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll be doing better.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do get jealous. It's weird of.

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<v Speaker 4>Your friends having fun with your other friends. I think

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<v Speaker 4>low key everybody gets a little bit jealous. But I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think anybody is storming over to be like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>what's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>Who laughing at what?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I just be like, what happened? I want to be involved?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I but I know that about you. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like like an only child thing, like only child syndrome.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you like see other people having fun,

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<v Speaker 4>so you're like, I also want to be a part

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<v Speaker 4>of this.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm a middle child, so I'll be seeing people

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<v Speaker 2>having fun. And I'm like, well, they both lay. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why their uncles are both drying. I know when y'all

0:16:55.320 --> 0:17:01.480
<v Speaker 2>were at Uncle Teo's or whatever to Uncle Todd.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw y'all were at his place, I was like, Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>this looks fun. But they posted too much, looks sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't post that. You didn't post it posted one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know Carolina will drag some shit out, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean Amina. Also, I was like, and she was

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<v Speaker 4>hovering over the pool with her phone. I said, sist,

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<v Speaker 4>you got insurts. Yeah, it's waterproof. Can your phone swim?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>And the problem is is that they never it always

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<v Speaker 1>looks like the phone is smudged.

0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:39.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean Carolina's screen is always it's always covered.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just like, I'm not reposting this. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>take it down?

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<v Speaker 4>Wipe the camera screen, Guys, wipe your camera screens down

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<v Speaker 4>before you start shooting video.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not asking for much.

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<v Speaker 4>It will make the quality of Maybe that's why you're

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<v Speaker 4>not getting ale likesis because the photos is smudged. Okay,

0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:01.320
<v Speaker 4>you got this beautiful iPhone, great quality, but the photos

0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:01.960
<v Speaker 4>look dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's like the angles and it's like are

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<v Speaker 1>you telling the story? Like what are you giving us

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<v Speaker 1>when you have twenty notches on your answer stories? It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you actually giving us? Is it necessary?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm saying this because I'm a bit who'd stay

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<v Speaker 1>having notches, but I'm giving you something.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot. I'll be like a, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if I can. I'll go to the end and then watch.

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<v Speaker 2>The last one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, you're good for that, because like usually you're

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<v Speaker 1>one of the people that's like at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be like the first person.

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<v Speaker 1>But it'll be like it's almost twenty three hours in

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<v Speaker 1>and then finally you'll look right because.

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<v Speaker 4>Again, I haven't really been active on Instagram. I'll post

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<v Speaker 4>my thing, I'll check my messages, I go to the

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<v Speaker 4>unofficial expert page, and then I log out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm literally just logging on to see my messages and

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<v Speaker 4>to see like if anybody sexy and or verified as

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<v Speaker 4>slid in my dms. The answer was no, nobody sliding

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<v Speaker 4>in my d which is unacceptable. It's very homophobic and

0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:07.240
<v Speaker 4>racist that nobody has slid in Marie's dams again. It

0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:10.280
<v Speaker 4>is homophobic now because it's like, is are you afraid

0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.520
<v Speaker 4>of this young man that you see before you?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, well, that's crazy because when I posted pictures

0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:18.440
<v Speaker 1>of you. When I reposted a picture of you in

0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:22.600
<v Speaker 1>your you know coat, in my underwear, yeah, people were like,

0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:25.359
<v Speaker 1>damn Marie is she you know?

0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.880
<v Speaker 2>I got it? I posted that and I was like, oh,

0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:31.240
<v Speaker 2>my DMN is going to be all fire tonight. Nothing. No,

0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:33.560
<v Speaker 2>they were just in my DM. Not a whisper of dick.

0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:35.760
<v Speaker 2>They were literally literally in my DM. Do you know

0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:37.680
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying, not a whisper of dick.

0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.320
<v Speaker 1>They wrote so many comments to me, I was like,

0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:41.640
<v Speaker 1>you can just tell her that.

0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.840
<v Speaker 4>Let me see who message? Who was anybody? It was

0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:47.840
<v Speaker 4>all comedians that I already know. No, it's like listeners

0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:50.720
<v Speaker 4>of the pod was podcast people. You know, I'm not

0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:51.359
<v Speaker 4>gonna bag none of.

0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:55.480
<v Speaker 1>That because I wrote I said, I said, is it

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<v Speaker 1>just may or like we're all attracted to Marie? And

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<v Speaker 1>then people right, nah, we've been into her. She been hot? Nah,

0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:09.760
<v Speaker 1>she been hot. They were like, okay, legs.

0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and yet here I am dickless. You're not. I

0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:15.760
<v Speaker 2>mean you know from that photo.

0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the photo didn't get me, no dig I'm trying

0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:20.520
<v Speaker 4>to be on my Mateo Lane. Okay, all my posts

0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:22.360
<v Speaker 4>once a week, one naked photo a week.

0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Mateo Lane, who's always given us all

0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:30.240
<v Speaker 1>the different angles and like views of his body.

0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go to the mantel's page and leave some pum trees.

0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.880
<v Speaker 4>It's like he's under your favorite, No, maybe the most

0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:38.080
<v Speaker 4>recent or your favorite m hm, should it be your

0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:39.240
<v Speaker 4>favorite for the most recent.

0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Photo, most recent, the most recent thing that.

0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:43.680
<v Speaker 2>He posted when you listen to this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Because his body is just it's so annoying because it

0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:51.080
<v Speaker 1>it looks great. He eats right, he's always working and

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:52.000
<v Speaker 1>it shows right.

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<v Speaker 4>That's somebody who's on the road, his career taken off.

0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:57.719
<v Speaker 4>You know, he's got a little Netflix special.

0:20:57.760 --> 0:21:00.320
<v Speaker 2>He's out here thriving. Yeah, you too can have body

0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:02.160
<v Speaker 2>like that. If your name is Mateo Lane.

0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:04.440
<v Speaker 1>He definitely should be people's motivation.

0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:07.359
<v Speaker 4>Also, I don't think that he eats bread. I like bread, Okay,

0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:10.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm like Oprah Winfrey. Is your door bread, Marie, your

0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:11.600
<v Speaker 4>sour dough bread?

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<v Speaker 2>Your body? Is some chabata bread.

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<v Speaker 1>You always look great. It doesn't matter what you fucking eat,

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<v Speaker 1>but you do eat right. But I mean when I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that picture, I was like, fuck, I should work

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<v Speaker 1>out because if I worked out, you guys would hate

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<v Speaker 1>me because I already have a butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we already don't really like you that.

0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:29.960
<v Speaker 1>And I got tits, so it's just like and I

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<v Speaker 1>got legs. So it's just like if I just applied myself.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, honestly says, what are we trying to apply

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<v Speaker 4>ourselves to? Like, you know that's true. You just said,

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<v Speaker 4>like this is this your.

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<v Speaker 2>Revenge, your revenge, body revenge. You look great. Friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Now when your friend tells you, no, you good the

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<v Speaker 1>way you are, debitsh you don't want to see you thrive.

0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, she don't want to see you. There's only room

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<v Speaker 2>in this relationship. Wanted us to have ass That's what

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<v Speaker 2>it is. That's what all right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a seat for you at this table. But abs

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<v Speaker 1>should come in pairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, I have four pairs. O. Babe, Babe, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever see your friend's photos and be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, let me go, let me go, fix myself, let

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<v Speaker 2>me go, let me go get it because you had

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<v Speaker 2>a whole series.

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<v Speaker 4>You were giving us art upside down, uh American apparel,

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<v Speaker 4>holding my braids on a roof in a blazer, butt

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<v Speaker 4>naked vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a month ago, we already did this, you see.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw Cities photos and I was like, okay, maybe

0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:33.080
<v Speaker 4>I need to get a powder blue blazer, double breasted.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like the way I look. I guarantee it.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't let me keep it. I was like, so

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<v Speaker 2>what are we doing this for?

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<v Speaker 1>I want free things, and oh, you know what the

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<v Speaker 1>good thing is is that people are sliding in our

0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:51.400
<v Speaker 1>dms and saying positive things. Hm, we need to see

0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:55.520
<v Speaker 1>some action with it. So you've sent bisk off. Somebody

0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:57.439
<v Speaker 1>from Glossier hit me up and was like, cause I

0:22:57.520 --> 0:22:59.159
<v Speaker 1>had posted that I was there because I had to

0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:01.679
<v Speaker 1>re up on the step and like, hey, I actually

0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:04.359
<v Speaker 1>listened to the pod. I saw Maria Onvice Life.

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<v Speaker 4>Shut up, shut up, Shut the hell up, Glossier because

0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:13.960
<v Speaker 4>I split in their dms and was like, oh, big

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:16.479
<v Speaker 4>fan of the brand, would love some products, would love

0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:21.240
<v Speaker 4>a collaboration. They were like, ah, at the moment, nah,

0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 4>because I remember that you had done that. So I

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 4>did it and they were like, we have nothing for you,

0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:29.400
<v Speaker 4>Marie Fouston. And now you're telling me that someone from

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<v Speaker 4>Glossier used to watch me on my struggle.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody like an actually employee, not somebody from Glossy, like

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:39.520
<v Speaker 1>not their PR team, somebody from Glossier. So she was like,

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:41.639
<v Speaker 1>send me your give me your address. I'll send something.

0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 1>So if I see anything that works for you, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>make sure I have it.

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<v Speaker 2>That mean she ain't gonna send me nothing.

0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:48.080
<v Speaker 4>You know when your friends say, if I see anything

0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:49.560
<v Speaker 4>that he's gonna look good on you, I'll get it.

0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:51.040
<v Speaker 2>They gonna get everything.

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<v Speaker 4>For themselves, and then they're gonna give you the little

0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 4>bag that it came in. I got you, friend, here's

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:57.600
<v Speaker 4>a here's a complimentary tote.

0:23:57.960 --> 0:23:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I have you.

0:23:58.760 --> 0:23:59.359
<v Speaker 2>I got you.

0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.399
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry anything anything that's like a little shimmer, a

0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:03.560
<v Speaker 1>little highlight.

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:06.399
<v Speaker 2>Because you don't really wearing my gud Wait hold the

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:06.960
<v Speaker 2>f on.

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<v Speaker 4>Emma Stone is playing Cruella Deville. What is Disney doing?

0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:16.880
<v Speaker 4>They are Emma Stone, Emma Stone from Super Bad, La

0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:18.080
<v Speaker 4>La Land, Emma Stone.

0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:21.040
<v Speaker 2>It's like white people invented jazz music. Emma Stone.

0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 3>It's an origin story for Corolla Deville. And so she'll

0:24:24.520 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 3>be playing the young Crouella.

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<v Speaker 2>That's still wrong.

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:31.760
<v Speaker 1>No, because I need who played its Glenn Close. You can't,

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 1>we can't go Glenn closem Stone.

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<v Speaker 4>She don't even look she doesn't even look good as

0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:39.120
<v Speaker 4>and the oscar is unnecessary.

0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:42.040
<v Speaker 2>That's okay, but she.

0:24:42.000 --> 0:24:46.159
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't even look good here that Yeah.

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:48.360
<v Speaker 2>It looks like she's going to a Halloween party exactly.

0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:52.240
<v Speaker 4>She looks like Margot Robbie in the Suicide Squad.

0:24:52.359 --> 0:24:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I will say, I will say, when industry fuck

0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 1>with you, they will find any old role to put

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<v Speaker 1>you in and be like, this is a star.

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:04.639
<v Speaker 2>Remember when they threw that oscar at Jennifer Lawrence.

0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 4>They were like, says, you did terrible in this Jersey,

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:08.119
<v Speaker 4>this new Jersey movie.

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Here you go.

0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:11.400
<v Speaker 4>And that's why she fell up the stairs because god

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 4>don't like ugly. Remember when she won her oscar, she tripped.

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Up the steps to stage.

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<v Speaker 5>Come.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that was a stage absolutely, that was

0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:21.040
<v Speaker 1>actually that was a star was born, yes, always, I

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:22.679
<v Speaker 1>don't know why.

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Everyone like got up and like the pity thing. It's

0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:25.520
<v Speaker 3>like crazy.

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:29.560
<v Speaker 4>No. And then the dude from the Freddie Mercury movie

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:31.119
<v Speaker 4>fell off the stage when he won.

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:36.680
<v Speaker 2>His Oscar the oscar stairs. No, when ain't right? Okay.

0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:40.200
<v Speaker 4>You know who hasn't fallen down the stairs? Lupita Niango.

0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 4>She floated up them stairs.

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:44.640
<v Speaker 2>They were ready. She's like, oh my god, thank you

0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 2>so much. You know she got that weird accident.

0:25:47.440 --> 0:25:50.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like, girl, she's a Mexican I know, but

0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 1>also African, I said, will work that storyline.

0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Okay, also like from like she's British.

0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 2>Too, right, but she's but she's like a Mexican city.

0:25:58.480 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a Mexican citizen.

0:25:59.640 --> 0:26:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah whatever, it's fine.

0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:01.959
<v Speaker 3>Her skin is lawless.

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 2>That's all that matters. It's great.

0:26:03.320 --> 0:26:06.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but yuck to Emma Stone as Corilla Deville. This

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 4>is something they could have given you to one of

0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:11.560
<v Speaker 4>them pretty liar girls or something somebody from somebody from

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 4>what's the show?

0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:14.160
<v Speaker 2>The Archie Comics show.

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, they get get too one of them Riverdeal hosts,

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 4>or even Rachel McAdams.

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, she's up there in h but she's still cute.

0:26:22.000 --> 0:26:23.679
<v Speaker 3>I don't think about Rachel McAdams.

0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's Regina George.

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't hate emmastone. It's just like dying for her. No,

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:32.080
<v Speaker 1>but they be fine in the ways where every time I.

0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Hear there's a will, there is a white person that's

0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:36.119
<v Speaker 2>gonna make a way. Where there's a will, there's a

0:26:36.200 --> 0:26:36.919
<v Speaker 2>Lena Dunham.

0:26:37.840 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 4>The fact that Lenda Dunham's not Corilla Deville, I mean,

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:44.200
<v Speaker 4>they can make her right, to to make this right

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:45.960
<v Speaker 4>since they can make her one of the Dalmations.

0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:48.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm about to I'm about to add her.

0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:52.400
<v Speaker 4>I'm about they can make her one of the Dalmatians.

0:26:52.400 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 2>That's the biggest code. Lena.

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:57.960
<v Speaker 1>They took your role from you. You was slighted, sis,

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you were a slighted friend. Yeah, And that's my goal

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:05.400
<v Speaker 1>for twenty twenty. I just want to have I want

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 1>people to applaud me like they do Normani.

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 2>But I want Lena Dunham energy.

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 4>Right because they appla well, but who is clapping for

0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 4>Lena Dunham, her comrades her contemporary?

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm just saying, like the energy that she gives,

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:22.439
<v Speaker 1>that's what I want to have. Like she's not really

0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:25.520
<v Speaker 1>putting out the best work, but they're applauding her like

0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:29.320
<v Speaker 1>they're like Normani's new music video. Yeah that's what I want.

0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I want to just do some regular shit

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:32.919
<v Speaker 1>and everybody like, this is.

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Groundbreaking, this is genius. Yeah, this is one of a kind.

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 2>That's what the fuck I want. I'm tired of Beyonce.

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm tired of racking my brain trying to think of

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:46.639
<v Speaker 1>the next big thing when people like Emma Stone and

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Lena Dunham is chillaxing, chilaxing on a terrible blowout, just

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 1>living their life, getting all the roles.

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:56.240
<v Speaker 2>That's what I want. Yeah, but Lena Dunham is writing

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 2>her roles for herself.

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 1>Is that what I gotta do? Write some terear bullshit

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:03.159
<v Speaker 1>for myself. Freaking hopefully somebody co signed that.

0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:05.399
<v Speaker 2>She yes, this, you gotta ray it, that's what we

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 2>call it. Not literally wrote her show, and she wrote

0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 2>it for her show.

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:17.120
<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic. I'm I live for I don't live for ray.

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I do not like Insecure.

0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I said it. I said it.

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:23.439
<v Speaker 4>You're saying on the record, Really, I'm saying it. I

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 4>don't like any of the main characters on the show.

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:28.360
<v Speaker 4>I think they're so stupid. This is so racist and homophones.

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Shut. I want no parts of this. Well you're gonna

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 2>get parts. You will get.

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:36.200
<v Speaker 4>Fifty percent of this sists. Okay, the show is the

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 4>characters are all trash. The last season, nothing happened. I

0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 4>can't remember anything that happened. The light skin guy went

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 4>missing and they went to the desert and took Molly.

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 4>That's all I remember. And the Mally episode was great.

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed it, but it was eight episodes of what

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:52.440
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna fix it?

0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 4>They better fix it hard. At this point, I'm just

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 4>watching the show to see how it ends. That's why

0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 4>I'm watching Insecure.

0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Writing is hard, Marie. You know that what you know

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 2>that writing's hard. We know that it's hard.

0:29:04.680 --> 0:29:08.880
<v Speaker 4>It's difficult, okay, But that doesn't mean that you can't

0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:10.520
<v Speaker 4>get some good writers and you can get a cute

0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 4>little Shonda Rhimes has been writing four years and she

0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:16.560
<v Speaker 4>was giving us three good shows and then they both

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 4>two of them got pretty bad.

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:21.040
<v Speaker 2>It's hard to get the seasons up, That's what it is.

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:23.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like you get the first season, it's popping, and

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 1>then the second one you're like, oh, okay, I guess

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll keep going, and then the third one is like whooh,

0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 1>you lucky if you go on Netflix and they're just

0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 1>giving away seasons upon this.

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 2>But that's not.

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 4>Necessarily true, right, because there are plenty of shows that

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 4>have yet started out with a strong first season and

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 4>then the show quality sucks after that.

0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:42.600
<v Speaker 2>But there are shows that have been on for years.

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:46.640
<v Speaker 4>They're in you know, X amount of seasons, seventeen seasons,

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 4>ten seasons, six seasons. It's possible to have a good

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:52.640
<v Speaker 4>show that's consistently not terrible.

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:55.560
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is is that I'm not gonna just

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>say it because like race or whatever, but for it

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 1>to be intriguing for the masses, for there to be

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>like a black lead, the things that are in that

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 1>have to be set up is crazy, like insane, Like

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 1>there's the new L word, the L word, and they

0:30:16.520 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 1>got black people in there, but it's like, oh, that's

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 1>the only black lesbians that you're going to portray in

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>this this whole fucking show that's crazy, light skin and

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:24.760
<v Speaker 1>has a.

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Look real Blackish Blackish. Okay, it's a what's the girl

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:40.360
<v Speaker 2>from Grownish? Is her? Ya ya Zandia? You say, Andrew,

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:40.920
<v Speaker 2>you're the youth.

0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 4>A white man just told us how to say that's

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:46.880
<v Speaker 4>swah fork.

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 2>No, you, I trust that you would know better than me.

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:57.880
<v Speaker 4>I've never even said her name out loud.

0:30:58.040 --> 0:30:59.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's just just what it is.

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, for for y'all to care, this is

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 1>who's got.

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:06.520
<v Speaker 2>To be at the forefront. It's annoying.

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:09.920
<v Speaker 4>That's why, Sidney, we should be writing something. We should

0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 4>be writing something for for dark.

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Skin girls, you know, for dark skin girls, for dark

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>skin girls, for colored girls, for colored girls, for colored girls.

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know what it is, just like trying

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 1>to put something together that you're like, oh, this hasn't

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:27.240
<v Speaker 1>been done before. That's the problem. Because I watched LOSAs Spookies.

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 1>That ship was so original, and we know Julio and

0:31:30.640 --> 0:31:32.240
<v Speaker 1>we know Anna, and we know that's.

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 2>What Spookies on HBO they give.

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<v Speaker 1>They I was like, oh, this is something totally different

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:41.840
<v Speaker 1>for the not just the Latin viewers, but for everybody.

0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for the alternatives.

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 1>It's it's so alt, but so like, oh, I could

0:31:46.520 --> 0:31:48.880
<v Speaker 1>be so on board with this. Yeah, and then Julio

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>did a comedy special and it was just so intriguing,

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 1>out of this world, different than what we grew up

0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:59.200
<v Speaker 1>knowing what comedy special was. And that's what you that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we need. We need the next thing, not like

0:32:02.000 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 1>oh I've heard this one before. Yeah, I was so

0:32:04.600 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 1>so I know what's all about to do.

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:07.480
<v Speaker 4>So and so did this, So I'm gonna do this too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not what we want. That's not the wave that

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:11.840
<v Speaker 4>we're on. In twenty twenty, In twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty, twenty twenty, Hello, this is Barbara Walters.

0:32:15.880 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we had by Bara Walters is an old career.

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 2>My Barbara Walters like Pickley's and Guiole and Jerk Wings. Ooh,

0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 2>so hungry. I am going to make it also fucking famished.

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm hungry too.

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I just you know, I mean, I told you what happened,

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 1>y'all don't know. But like I did these makeup tutorials

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 1>for you know.

0:32:34.640 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 2>My job in Comedy Central, Humble Bregs. Yeah, and I had.

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I had a problem because when I was writing, I

0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:47.240
<v Speaker 1>was like, damn, I do the same shit for myself.

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I need to do something that is like not normally

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 1>my brand. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna be something,

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 1>do something outlandish. I'm gonna try to do set up

0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.960
<v Speaker 1>and punchline for jokes. I'm going to really just go

0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>out of my comfort zone and do something different. And

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 1>so they were like parodies of like makeup tatorials. It

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 1>was me making fun of makeup tutorials, but in a

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 1>really specific way. I was like, I don't know if

0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna hit, this is gonna be dumb. The

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 1>cat had a cameo, Yeah, jam Jams a star. How

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:15.600
<v Speaker 1>did you get him to work? I put him in

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 1>his carrier? Bitch, He's a he's a worker. He comes

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 1>from a black family.

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 2>He knows it works. Cats are lazy, though, so you

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 2>he's lethargic. You know. You put him in his carrier,

0:33:24.920 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 2>and then y'all took an uber into the city.

0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Put it on the company gone, hello comedies, I'm true.

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:31.240
<v Speaker 3>We love.

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 2>We like, hey Ola, how you doing? We still like hey?

0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Uh So yeah, I did it and on Instagram it

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:43.400
<v Speaker 1>did really well and I got like followers from it

0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:44.959
<v Speaker 1>and people were hitting me up like this is this

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 1>is dope, this is different. I was like, yeah, I

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:49.120
<v Speaker 1>look crazy. So that's why I haven't really put it

0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 1>on my page. But like records, you never posted it. No,

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 1>I didn't post it because I I just was like

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 1>too afraid that because it's not my brand. My brand

0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:59.280
<v Speaker 1>is I look good, yes, but your brand is also

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>whacky sis wacky? Yes, you get on Instagram and you're like, hey,

0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 1>I lost my headphones.

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Do your job find them?

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 2>And then you're like, hey guys.

0:34:09.280 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, your brandy or somebody or somebody who wrote me.

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 2>They were like, do you need air pods or you

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:15.240
<v Speaker 2>need headphones?

0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 1>And I was like work, but somebody gave me their headphones,

0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:19.759
<v Speaker 1>so work me.

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:22.800
<v Speaker 3>But the story is, the story is still love.

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to and you know I'll be seeing it

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 2>at twenty three hours, right listen.

0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.000
<v Speaker 1>It worked with my passport and I was like, I

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 1>will do it with my headphones.

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:33.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you telling that passport story.

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:35.840
<v Speaker 4>Getting your thing back from that girl was the beginning

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:37.879
<v Speaker 4>of a porno that we thought we were gonna.

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Hear, but it was not. That could be the beginning.

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:43.239
<v Speaker 4>She never followed you back, and you still follow her,

0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 4>so that I don't want to keep up.

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't want to keep up with people who

0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 2>don't want to keep up with me.

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I give you you got twenty four hours hours to

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 2>follow me back.

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and when you see that they're active after you

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:56.399
<v Speaker 3>followed them, it's like, okay, what are you doing?

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Listen?

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 4>If if I'm feeling generous, I give you forty eight

0:34:58.760 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 4>hours to follow me back.

0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 2>If I don't get that.

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.520
<v Speaker 3>Do you ever do this is a little bit psychotic,

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:05.680
<v Speaker 3>But if you if you ever like follow them and

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 3>then you see that they're active, so you unfollow them

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 3>and then follow them again.

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Never, No, I never do that.

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:16.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm following you one time, one time, and then no time.

0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I follow you one time and then if it's like, oh,

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 1>a week is past and you've been posting your stories,

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 1>it's a bunch of dashes here and you posted three

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>three things in the feed. Ah. Yeah, But if I

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 1>got like a lot of d ms, or if I

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.360
<v Speaker 1>posted a picture and I'm getting a lot of notifications,

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:32.000
<v Speaker 1>you couldn't.

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:33.359
<v Speaker 2>You can't miss it. You can miss it, you.

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely And I understand that, and I get that. But

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 4>also if I comment on something that you posted and

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:44.240
<v Speaker 4>you see it and you reply to me, that's like, okay,

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:45.959
<v Speaker 4>but you saw it though you.

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 2>See me here.

0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's rude. It's just it's racist and homophobic.

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what it's like, sir. We're both verified. What's happening, Okay,

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:58.760
<v Speaker 2>just me, we're both verified adults here. We're both verified

0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:07.560
<v Speaker 2>adults here. Merch Merch, merch, right, merch, merch, merch.

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:09.279
<v Speaker 3>Merch, merch, merch.

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Right, merch, get home up, get all merch, get all merch, merch, merche.

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Merch. Yeah. So it's just like I don't know.

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 4>Also, like none of this actually matters. It doesn't, but

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:24.719
<v Speaker 4>like for me it does because it's my job. Like

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 4>people reach out to me and they're like, hey, me

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 4>looking for an influencer to do blah blah blah. They like,

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 4>I'll go on auditions and the number of followers I

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:33.920
<v Speaker 4>have is on the top of the page.

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:35.680
<v Speaker 2>So for me, it doesn't matter. Yeah.

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 1>So I at work, they you know, we had our

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 1>little meetings and whatnot. They cut my makeup trautorials, which

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:43.640
<v Speaker 1>is fine because they didn't do well on YouTube. It

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>did well on Instagram, but not good enough on YouTube

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:48.520
<v Speaker 1>for them to continue. So I have to think of

0:36:48.560 --> 0:36:50.919
<v Speaker 1>something else. And it's just like I.

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Want to brainstorm with me and gay tall producer Andrew

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Here an interview show. That's what they're looking for.

0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>They're like, Oh, if you're really good with people, people,

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 1>you you're you're able to get like funny soundbites out

0:37:03.600 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>of people.

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:06.799
<v Speaker 2>You have like a great reach with.

0:37:06.880 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Guests, meaning oh, I'm friends with a lot of comedians

0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 1>so you know they'll come in.

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're like, are you following nine thousand people? Says absolutely,

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 4>reach with guests. You out here following people who don't

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 4>follow you back? Absolutely, friends, No, shut up, I don't care.

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't. It's just like everybody wants to be so

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:28.480
<v Speaker 2>fucking cool.

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Everybody wants to act like ah, like everybody wants me

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.040
<v Speaker 1>all my shows are great, I'm getting money.

0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:35.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like, stop it.

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 1>At the end of the day, people are at the

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:41.359
<v Speaker 1>end of the day, we're all a fucking mess, and

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 1>we've had days where you know, you get on the

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>train and your eyeliner is fucked up and you just

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:48.080
<v Speaker 1>got broken up with and it's like, you're a person.

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:51.800
<v Speaker 1>We can't be perfect. So that's why on my page

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I look like I got it together. But my stories

0:37:53.960 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 1>that's when that's that's where you see the real Okay,

0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:57.960
<v Speaker 1>that's where you had all the mess.

0:37:58.080 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, that's like you lift the carpet and you

0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:05.279
<v Speaker 4>put all the dirt under the carpet that you you broomed.

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.319
<v Speaker 2>Up you actually didn't clean.

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's I mean, I'm a real person, and that's

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 1>why I do have The people who fuck with me

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 1>heavy are like, I'm into you because I know that

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>you are an open book, and well.

0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I like people who don't read. So my book is baby.

0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know why friends here, honestly because opposite

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:31.480
<v Speaker 4>the tract, that's what Paula Abdul said, right, it was paul.

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 2>A duel who can't hold a note?

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Was that paul Death the cartoon straight up? And then

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:42.799
<v Speaker 1>cut the radio and hear her sing out loud and

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 1>you're like.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Did you see her perform this past year? Tragic?

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:47.440
<v Speaker 2>No, tragic?

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 3>Great?

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Was it?

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see it.

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I don't even know.

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, how did you feel about did you see

0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:56.439
<v Speaker 2>Jelo perform at the motown? This is so old, Marie.

0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:59.759
<v Speaker 4>But he's talking about Paul abdo that's old. Yeah, that

0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 4>was I want to get his take on Jennifer Lopez.

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm very excited for a hustle. Jennifer Lopez.

0:39:06.560 --> 0:39:09.080
<v Speaker 2>The movie movie Movie.

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 4>They staid everybody listening, no one's allowed to see that

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 4>movie because I auditioned for it and they did not

0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:15.000
<v Speaker 4>put me in the movie as one of the strippers

0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 4>with no butt.

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:18.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that movie is dead to us. They put Cardi

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:19.040
<v Speaker 2>b in.

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 4>It, and you know she can't read all of her

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 4>lines read like I know Cardi didn't audition. They're like, yeah,

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 4>but she has more, she can do the physical.

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, her lizard both in the movie. They're gonna be

0:39:32.400 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 3>in that movie for like thirty seconds.

0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Also, what strip club is Litto working at?

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 7>With that?

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.399
<v Speaker 4>Cardi b and Jalo are both employed at. We love

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.040
<v Speaker 4>us some Lizzo, but what strip club is that?

0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you where.

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you where a Lizzo adjacent would be

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 1>at in Queens Queen's his story and that's what That's

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:50.279
<v Speaker 1>what the strip club is at Ware. They like, Yeah,

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 1>we need them thick with seven c's.

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:55.279
<v Speaker 2>That's how thick.

0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:57.279
<v Speaker 4>They like them thick, which is fue we like, we

0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 4>like Keky Palmer is also going to be at that

0:39:59.320 --> 0:40:00.759
<v Speaker 4>strip club that Liz what works out?

0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, girl, she working on Friday and Saturdays.

0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:03.240
<v Speaker 2>No, she don't.

0:40:03.400 --> 0:40:06.239
<v Speaker 4>Friday and Saturdays, those are the busy nights. Key Palmer

0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 4>is then on a Monday and she's a busser.

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 1>You're being racist and homophobic towards keep up Sydney.

0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 4>People have told me that I look like well, before

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:21.200
<v Speaker 4>I went, I had hair, no saying it now they're like.

0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:23.359
<v Speaker 2>You know, Key Palmer, you look like the dude that

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 2>do a makeup. I'm like, oh, I look like Drone

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Good Nightmare. I don't know.

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I just I just feel like, you know, we need

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>to write something, and writing is so fucking hard, and

0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:41.719
<v Speaker 1>it's just like I be at work and I see

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:44.440
<v Speaker 1>people writing these scripts and it's just all about just

0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:46.360
<v Speaker 1>doing it.

0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:47.839
<v Speaker 2>It hasn't it doesn't have to be good.

0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>You just have to be in the the routine of writing.

0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:53.080
<v Speaker 1>So when it's time to write the stuff that you

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:56.560
<v Speaker 1>want to write, you're like, oh, this is Nathan's Nathan's

0:40:56.960 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 1>you know. But if you're every time like, Okay, this

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:02.280
<v Speaker 1>script has to be perfect, then you're never gonna get started.

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Right. Oh, thank you friend.

0:41:05.000 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 4>That's why that was the point of this episode for

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:09.359
<v Speaker 4>you to drop that gym so I can go home

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:09.760
<v Speaker 4>and write.

0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:14.439
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have screening to watch tonight, so you won't

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:15.240
<v Speaker 1>to be writing tonight.

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not writing again.

0:41:17.000 --> 0:41:19.799
<v Speaker 4>I have an appointment after this and then I'm going

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:21.760
<v Speaker 4>to the screening, so I'm not writing tonight. It's nice,

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:24.080
<v Speaker 4>it's finey.

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:27.280
<v Speaker 2>On Monday.

0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna get up on Monday and well we

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:32.320
<v Speaker 1>have to get the podcast together on Monday.

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 2>We have like some restructuring to do. Restructuring. Yes, we're rebranding.

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:38.839
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I just but a lot of people's spot

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:39.479
<v Speaker 2>like the Read.

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:42.040
<v Speaker 4>They go out and they they're on the that's what

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:44.880
<v Speaker 4>the read is. That's what Yvonne Orgy and what's her

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 4>Faces podcast is. They go live and they just talk

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:49.560
<v Speaker 4>on stage and people like that. But you know, you're

0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 4>gonna give y'all a little bit more or something aesthetically

0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 4>and visually based.

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:55.360
<v Speaker 1>If festival's gonna be like, hey, we want you to

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:57.919
<v Speaker 1>come here, we were paying you this amount. You gotta

0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 1>come more with just chatting, if that's just what it is.

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 4>So I don't know if they doing festivals the podcast

0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 4>that I just named, but I know that they're doing numbers.

0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:10.880
<v Speaker 2>I know that they are selling tickets in big spaces.

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't know nothing about, you know, how the obviously

0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:15.680
<v Speaker 4>how this festival circuit works.

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:19.120
<v Speaker 2>But you know, everything ain't gonna work for everybody.

0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Friend, you're right, absolutely, and I'm hearing what you're saying.

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 2>You've been heard. You've been heard much.

0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:30.320
<v Speaker 4>That's a bracelet.

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Bracelet you've been heard w w JD. Yes, Yes, yes.

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 1>So if you guys ever come through and just be like, oh,

0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what Sydney is saying on the pod.

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I gave you a whole episode I did. I gotta go.

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:45.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm hungry.

0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:49.960
<v Speaker 1>We've been hungry. Is a disappointment. Going to cook for you?

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:52.840
<v Speaker 2>He said he could cook. You're gonna bring on some

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 2>wings something. I'm gonna text him and be like, Yo,

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm hungry. You should you should get something.

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, I'm hungry, so please deserved. We gotta

0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:06.040
<v Speaker 1>go to this fucking Asian spot. The noodles is fucking incredible.

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like on that level of that Roman place that

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 1>we went to with what's his name, Anthony.

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:13.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's on the level of him. Yesterday, were just

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:14.719
<v Speaker 4>on the street and he happened to be walking by.

0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 2>How are you doing? You know? He still looked you know, yeah, yeah,

0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:22.640
<v Speaker 2>I got it. He still he still looked terrible. Don't

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:28.600
<v Speaker 2>even finished, you know, but the people listening knew it.

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, some what you look like? And then

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:33.960
<v Speaker 2>when I said you know, they were like, he still

0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 2>looked terrible. I was my mom. I was like, I

0:43:36.560 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 2>gotta go, mom, this likely man here. I got to

0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:41.719
<v Speaker 2>talk to him. No, no, but he he yeah, you know,

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 2>he fine, he's good. I don't know why I brought

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 2>him up.

0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:49.440
<v Speaker 4>No, because I said, you said the noodles. Yeah, but

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 4>we have to go what's the price point? Looking at

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 4>how many?

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 1>It was it's like if we go together, we get

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:56.799
<v Speaker 1>like a couple of apps and like an andre will

0:43:56.840 --> 0:43:59.040
<v Speaker 1>be less than fifty dollars each.

0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:03.279
<v Speaker 2>No, oh okay, I was like, uh no, we deserve it.

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Well putting that on the company card.

0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:07.080
<v Speaker 1>We'll use a patreonne.

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:10.440
<v Speaker 2>We got to take ourselves out. We deserve it. We

0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>work hard.

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I will have to drop some stuff on the Patreon

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 1>soon because there's that.

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 4>But we gotta be careful what we're talking about, because

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 4>you know, we're not monsters. We don't want to hurt

0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:23.360
<v Speaker 4>anybody's feelings.

0:44:23.400 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 2>Again. Yeah, but that's the problem.

0:44:26.160 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 1>It's just like, whould we say this on every episode

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:30.399
<v Speaker 1>that we're by ourselves?

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Is that we got to stop saying so much.

0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:36.359
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is that people want to hear this

0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:39.920
<v Speaker 1>because then it feels like, oh, I'm always holding back

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:41.879
<v Speaker 1>and you give me the energy to be like no,

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 1>just say the ship, put it.

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:46.319
<v Speaker 2>On, put it on. The wax. SIS put it on

0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 2>the record. Be bold.

0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 1>But then again, I don't want to be that Wendy

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Williams of podcasts and just be honestly.

0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Wendy Williams is thriving right now. Sis.

0:44:54.040 --> 0:44:57.040
<v Speaker 4>She had a little rough, bumpy week, a bumpy year,

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:59.719
<v Speaker 4>and now whenever I watch her little show.

0:44:59.600 --> 0:45:04.720
<v Speaker 2>On the YouTube, she's fun. She's flirty. Her body looks

0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:06.719
<v Speaker 2>like it's not it doesn't look like a capital P.

0:45:06.920 --> 0:45:09.319
<v Speaker 2>No more, it looked she looked better, you know, she

0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:10.560
<v Speaker 2>seems happy.

0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:12.839
<v Speaker 4>I feel like people are listening to this that watch

0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:14.200
<v Speaker 4>Wendy would agree with me.

0:45:14.440 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 2>No, it's better. I'm telling you.

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:21.560
<v Speaker 1>We need to be that pod that's like uplifting. No,

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 1>at the same time, you raise me.

0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Listen.

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:27.680
<v Speaker 4>Next week we got Josh Grobin coming into the studio

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:29.719
<v Speaker 4>because we'd be singing his songs all the time.

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:33.919
<v Speaker 2>Just that one, just that part.

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:36.919
<v Speaker 1>I just don't want people to be scared to work

0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 1>with us, you know, I don't want us to be

0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:39.879
<v Speaker 1>the Andy Cohens of.

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 4>People are still working with Andy Cohen his raggedy ass.

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:44.400
<v Speaker 2>He's very raggedy.

0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:46.799
<v Speaker 4>Andy Cohen got the four one one when Titus read

0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 4>him on his own program.

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 2>He said, uh yeah, keep going, he said, to your

0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 2>little show. I loved it.

0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:56.560
<v Speaker 4>If someone came to the unofficial expert and said to me,

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:58.719
<v Speaker 4>do your little show, I would flip this little table up.

0:45:58.719 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, well that's the end of the show.

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:00.879
<v Speaker 2>I'd been like, well that.

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:04.560
<v Speaker 4>Was the end of your little episode, and we're done.

0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:07.719
<v Speaker 1>You're not getting paid for this, so bye, bye.

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Bye baby, thank you for coming.

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Not anyway, That's how I feel about whatever we were just

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:15.399
<v Speaker 4>talking about.

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I was saying that, you know, we want

0:46:18.600 --> 0:46:20.120
<v Speaker 1>to I just want.

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Us to be doing more.

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:21.200
<v Speaker 5>That's it.

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:21.759
<v Speaker 3>That's all.

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:23.920
<v Speaker 1>That's all I have to ask for and send us stuff.

0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I just want free things, you know. I met an

0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:28.480
<v Speaker 1>influencer Andrew.

0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Looking at you. He's like, you sound so poor. When

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 2>you'll be big, please.

0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Have no no no no no no wait wait, you

0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:35.719
<v Speaker 1>said that I sound poor, But.

0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:39.919
<v Speaker 2>I just don't try to. I said that. He said,

0:46:39.960 --> 0:46:41.839
<v Speaker 2>you sound You said that I sound poor.

0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 1>But I just want to let you know, all of

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:47.680
<v Speaker 1>these celebrities and rich people expect to get free things

0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>everywhere they go. I worked in a bar forever and

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:53.320
<v Speaker 1>everybody who was like somebody big was like, oh, this

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:54.280
<v Speaker 1>has got to be camped.

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing them a favor. These are people who are big.

0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:59.799
<v Speaker 2>We are big in our own right. You hear me,

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:02.960
<v Speaker 2>You're heard SI. We medium size, we extra medium. We

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:04.719
<v Speaker 2>are not mediums. And I don't want to hear that shit.

0:47:04.800 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 2>We are extra mediums. Okay, we are stars.

0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:09.360
<v Speaker 1>They discovered we are thirty two long.

0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know men's sizes. I don't know what we are.

0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Twenty fours, twenty fours, they haven't figured it out yet.

0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:19.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what it is. But I mean, you don't come.

0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:20.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not worried about that. I'm not asking for free stuff.

0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take it. If it's there, I'm gonna take it.

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:25.120
<v Speaker 2>But I asking you shall receive.

0:47:25.239 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 4>I also like that, like people will slide in our

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:29.440
<v Speaker 4>dms and they talk about.

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:30.480
<v Speaker 2>What they like about the podcast.

0:47:30.520 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they you know, like I didn't really wonderful.

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 4>But also it's people from legit all over the place,

0:47:35.760 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 4>and it's like, oh you in Tulou, oh you in Tallahassic, like.

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:41.839
<v Speaker 2>It's everywhere, and I think that that's dope.

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:43.680
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people have been messaging like yo, this

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:46.399
<v Speaker 1>has been like the hardest time in my life. I've

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>been having a lot of sad people and I've been

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:50.560
<v Speaker 1>listened to the pod shout out to y'all in your sadness,

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:53.120
<v Speaker 1>and it literally has made my day or made my

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 1>made my moment better. And it's just like, see, we

0:47:56.120 --> 0:47:58.279
<v Speaker 1>are doing shit. We think it's nothing, we think it's

0:47:58.280 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 1>just a little raggedy pot. But people listening to shit

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:05.239
<v Speaker 1>to escape the stuff that's going on. That's something to

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 1>be proud of.

0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:07.759
<v Speaker 4>It's people with jobs that they hate and boyfriends with

0:48:07.800 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 4>micro penis is.

0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 2>It's a lot happening in the world right now.

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:12.120
<v Speaker 1>It's people that are always in their car driving to

0:48:12.200 --> 0:48:14.040
<v Speaker 1>the job that they hate and they need to hear this.

0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:16.800
<v Speaker 2>The Amazon is burning you know, it's people listening.

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:19.440
<v Speaker 4>Is that our title? That's what Amazon is burning? That's

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 4>what started the fire. The podcast was so hot.

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:25.719
<v Speaker 1>The titles like burning up, the Amazon is burning up.

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Its is so mean.

0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But that's another thing that I hate. On social media.

0:48:33.200 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 1>People start getting on the bandwagon on something and they're

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 1>like because they want to look woke, and it's just like,

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:44.000
<v Speaker 1>but sir, what are you actually doing besides reposting this

0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:47.960
<v Speaker 1>is this is your That's my contribution to contribution No,

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not.

0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:52.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm retweeting because I care. I'm not retweeting because I don't.

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Really be on Twitter like that. So also that what

0:48:56.160 --> 0:49:01.239
<v Speaker 2>do I do all day? I'm like, that's March. What

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 2>do I do all day? That's gonna be a hat.

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:05.879
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna were gonna do hats because I need one.

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 2>I need a hat. It will be a Ryanstone cowboy. No,

0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 2>remember you had a hat on it that that just

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:15.680
<v Speaker 2>said bitch. Yeah, we should get some hats that say

0:49:15.719 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 2>merch bitch.

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I want to merch bitch, merch beach, merch beach beach

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 1>beach beach towel.

0:49:23.840 --> 0:49:26.640
<v Speaker 2>That's a beach on them. I enjoy that.

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 1>I was unable to go to my friend's wedding this,

0:49:30.560 --> 0:49:32.160
<v Speaker 1>uh we unable?

0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I booked a pilot and book the pilot.

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Why you do that?

0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Why did I book the pilot because I'm good at

0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>my job? Why do this with your fingers? I just

0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll be sucking up, man, I I have to That

0:49:47.520 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 1>was your excuse. It wasn't my excuse. I booked the pilot,

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:52.839
<v Speaker 1>So why you do this with your fingers? Because they

0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know what a pilot is. They don't know, you

0:49:54.640 --> 0:49:57.800
<v Speaker 1>just throw out a term like that and they're like, oh, okay.

0:49:57.880 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 2>It's all It sounds like you didn't book no pilot.

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 2>I did, says.

0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 4>Yo Sidney b Lyon. Put that on some shirts. Put

0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:09.719
<v Speaker 4>that on a key chain. One side says Sidney, be lying.

0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 4>The other side says, Marie.

0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:15.319
<v Speaker 2>Always tells the truth. That's merch mm hmm. Okay, So

0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:18.759
<v Speaker 2>you booked this pilot is a Tilert Perry film. It's

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:19.840
<v Speaker 2>through Comedy Central.

0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 4>Cute, okay, cute. You can't you can't never quit that job,

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.000
<v Speaker 4>says that job is cue.

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I booked a pilot through my job. Did you audition? No?

0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:35.000
<v Speaker 4>But I'm gonna be there that day, And so they

0:50:35.000 --> 0:50:37.600
<v Speaker 4>said I could do it. I need to get a

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:52.760
<v Speaker 4>job friend. Yeah, sh someone said, oh, someone said, please

0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:55.680
<v Speaker 4>call that one one. They left a review on the

0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:59.800
<v Speaker 4>on the podcast page, specifically because I mentioned n W

0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 4>and Steve Austin in the blurred episode, so I made

0:51:04.920 --> 0:51:08.799
<v Speaker 4>two wrestling references. And this person was like, well, I

0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 4>literally have never left a review on any podcasts in

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:14.120
<v Speaker 4>my life, but because you said that, I'm leaving a.

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 2>Review they did. Where was that you see?

0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:19.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm out here reaching the nerd cyst Reaching the Masses.

0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 4>Where is that the blurred episode? Yeah, because we were

0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 4>talking about porn and you were like, yeah, you know,

0:51:26.360 --> 0:51:31.200
<v Speaker 4>there's it's not no queer representation in gay cartoon characters.

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 3>And it was like, what I want, what I want?

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:37.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, there's a there was a there's a gay cartoon

0:51:37.400 --> 0:51:38.000
<v Speaker 4>on Netflix.

0:51:38.040 --> 0:51:40.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a it's called Drag Something.

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:44.320
<v Speaker 3>It's like Ali, they're like superheroes, superheroes. Yeah.

0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:47.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like a Brazilian cartoon that they dubbed over

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:51.240
<v Speaker 4>with like new like us drag Queens.

0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:52.600
<v Speaker 2>I watched it. It was fun.

0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:55.320
<v Speaker 4>It was like messy. Chandela is one of the voices.

0:51:57.040 --> 0:51:59.919
<v Speaker 4>She was on RuPaul's Drag Race, Sydney, are you even gay?

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't, just like I have no idea anyway.

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 4>Shandel is having a great year too. She was in

0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 4>a Star is Born. She's in like an Ariana Grande song.

0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:11.360
<v Speaker 4>She does like the intro.

0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 3>She was yeah, yeah.

0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, see I know I'm caught up.

0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:18.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm caught up on my shand and she performed a

0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:19.520
<v Speaker 4>Beyonce medley.

0:52:19.400 --> 0:52:22.719
<v Speaker 2>In front of Beyonce. What yes, okay, you see I know.

0:52:23.840 --> 0:52:29.560
<v Speaker 4>Okay, because I don't remember my year so remember somebody

0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 4>else thriving.

0:52:31.280 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 2>You're doing good work, Maria. I've never been more proud

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:38.799
<v Speaker 2>of somebody up Sydney. But also thank you so much.

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 4>All Right, well I think that's it for me because

0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:43.040
<v Speaker 4>I need to pee and then I need to go

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 4>home and shave my labia.

0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:45.839
<v Speaker 2>So let's go.

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:49.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, people are just like, hey, we will buy

0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:52.719
<v Speaker 1>merch please, Yes, yes, it's coming, We got it. It's

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:54.879
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna say yes, yes, yes, all over it. That's

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:57.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna be the jackets.

0:52:57.400 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 2>That's gonna be a long scarf.

0:52:58.480 --> 0:53:03.560
<v Speaker 3>That says yes, yes, yes, yes, no no spaces.

0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Just a white scarf with black words. Yes, the finest,

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 2>the lama wool.

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I really want panties to say cute for you.

0:53:15.920 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 2>On the butt or the crotch. If your butt is small,

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 2>it's cute for you. Wow. What if your butt is

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:23.959
<v Speaker 2>eating the panties, then.

0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:27.239
<v Speaker 1>What you're saying, well you little booty hose, that's not

0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:27.920
<v Speaker 1>going to be happening.

0:53:28.080 --> 0:53:32.160
<v Speaker 4>Well you know what I am. That is homophobic and racist. Okay,

0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:35.279
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna leave, guys. Thank you so much for being here.

0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Sidney. You want to talk about goals at the end

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:38.160
<v Speaker 2>of the year before we left.

0:53:38.600 --> 0:53:42.000
<v Speaker 4>I did say that, Yeah, you got some goals, because

0:53:42.040 --> 0:53:44.120
<v Speaker 4>you know we got more weeks left of the year

0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 4>that you can get some goals together.

0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:48.279
<v Speaker 1>I literally just want to be happy and I need

0:53:48.320 --> 0:53:53.640
<v Speaker 1>to work towards at and I do not do that actively.

0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:56.319
<v Speaker 2>So so what.

0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:58.279
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna do to make it? Tell me three things

0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.360
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do this week to be more happy?

0:54:00.880 --> 0:54:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Ready?

0:54:02.160 --> 0:54:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, say no to more things that waste my time.

0:54:07.360 --> 0:54:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Boom.

0:54:07.880 --> 0:54:13.360
<v Speaker 4>Honestly, that will change your entire months. Think about all

0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:14.759
<v Speaker 4>the stuff that you do that you'll be on the

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:15.640
<v Speaker 4>way to it and you're.

0:54:15.520 --> 0:54:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, man, I should have said no, or you're like, oh,

0:54:18.120 --> 0:54:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I did not want I don't want to be here.

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:20.440
<v Speaker 2>You say no.

0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:25.560
<v Speaker 4>Just say no to baby showers, Just say no to

0:54:25.640 --> 0:54:27.600
<v Speaker 4>shows that you don't want to do that's out the way.

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:33.719
<v Speaker 4>Just say no. Yeah, okay, that's one. What else, Andrew,

0:54:33.760 --> 0:54:35.120
<v Speaker 4>If there's anything that you would like to add, you

0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:36.160
<v Speaker 4>can throw them in there too.

0:54:37.080 --> 0:54:38.120
<v Speaker 3>Sydney's time right now?

0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay, we'll get to you. I need to I

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:44.879
<v Speaker 2>need to eat better. You need to eat we better?

0:54:46.280 --> 0:54:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Gross yuck. Actually, you do a pretty good job, so

0:54:51.480 --> 0:54:56.720
<v Speaker 2>you give good love to me, babe. Okay, good, great Sydney,

0:54:56.840 --> 0:54:59.879
<v Speaker 2>so proud of you. You eat really well. You want

0:54:59.920 --> 0:55:04.799
<v Speaker 2>to show me sometimes do it for the pod? The pot?

0:55:04.880 --> 0:55:05.959
<v Speaker 2>Would you do it for the pod?

0:55:07.120 --> 0:55:08.959
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we could do the pot after because

0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:11.440
<v Speaker 1>then I would be like, yo, I see Maurice's cat.

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:17.280
<v Speaker 4>Good God, no wonder she got appointments. She is real cute,

0:55:17.880 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 4>ashy and this I found a gray pube and I

0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 4>almost died. Could go grow?

0:55:25.440 --> 0:55:28.239
<v Speaker 2>They do it? Hurts? It's wrong. I pulled it. I

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:28.799
<v Speaker 2>pulled it out.

0:55:29.200 --> 0:55:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and your spirit went right with it. Yeah, it

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:37.640
<v Speaker 1>was your fucking whole soul just left. Why lord, I'm

0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:40.600
<v Speaker 1>about to put some just for men on my It

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:46.359
<v Speaker 1>looks it's just for men because I'm doing it just

0:55:46.360 --> 0:55:46.680
<v Speaker 1>for men.

0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:50.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing it for me. Yo, this is the

0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:54.480
<v Speaker 2>best ad. That's the best advert. Fucking just for men.

0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:57.520
<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys, Marie here from the unoficial expert, let's talk

0:55:57.520 --> 0:55:59.919
<v Speaker 4>about just for men for your your cooka cook?

0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Is that you? I mean?

0:56:08.920 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just I feel like, uh, you know, speaking

0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:15.719
<v Speaker 1>on behalf of eating, I realized that I am a

0:56:15.760 --> 0:56:17.640
<v Speaker 1>real lesbian because I look at it and.

0:56:17.560 --> 0:56:19.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, this looks good.

0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could ever look at a penis

0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:23.320
<v Speaker 1>again and be like, yeah, I'm here for that.

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Because I'm not. No one is here for I mean,

0:56:25.760 --> 0:56:28.200
<v Speaker 2>I guess we are all here for. I mean Andrew's like,

0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:29.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm only here for the dick.

0:56:29.440 --> 0:56:31.640
<v Speaker 1>So that's why you're You're on the pod right now,

0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:32.239
<v Speaker 1>for the dick.

0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:34.840
<v Speaker 2>For the dick. For the people in your DMS.

0:56:35.000 --> 0:56:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Some of them the cue.

0:56:37.239 --> 0:56:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Some of them are crazy.

0:56:38.160 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Well wait, we do and what do you do for us, Andrew?

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:44.279
<v Speaker 1>All the stuff that we do for you, all the

0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:45.640
<v Speaker 1>dick that we bout to get you.

0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, glow up with us.

0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:51.840
<v Speaker 3>I show up early, I show up on time. He

0:56:51.880 --> 0:56:53.840
<v Speaker 3>said he'd be prompt.

0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 2>He did. Also, you took half his bagel last week.

0:56:57.760 --> 0:56:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Next time when we do that, can I get another baker?

0:57:00.320 --> 0:57:00.360
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:57:00.600 --> 0:57:02.560
<v Speaker 1>You didn't respond, kind of get a big old.

0:57:02.600 --> 0:57:03.400
<v Speaker 3>We're too busy.

0:57:05.840 --> 0:57:08.320
<v Speaker 1>But you know, when the pod blows up, you're coming.

0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:09.640
<v Speaker 1>So what the fuck?

0:57:09.880 --> 0:57:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Like, Okay, yeah, Andrew, the hock is wrong with you?

0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:13.759
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:17.840
<v Speaker 1>You got people fucking DM DM DM ing us like, ah,

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:19.200
<v Speaker 1>thank god he has a mic.

0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Now there are people also who say you don't need

0:57:21.960 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 2>a mic?

0:57:22.720 --> 0:57:23.840
<v Speaker 3>Are there real? Yeah?

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, problematic.

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can't please everybody.

0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:37.720
<v Speaker 4>People were like, give him a microphone, and then other

0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:40.080
<v Speaker 4>people were like, I like him just shouting in the

0:57:40.080 --> 0:57:41.720
<v Speaker 4>background faintly.

0:57:42.200 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Wait, oh okay, someone left us a really nice

0:57:46.160 --> 0:57:48.760
<v Speaker 1>message in our d MS, and I just want to

0:57:48.880 --> 0:57:53.080
<v Speaker 1>shout mag underscore doll, Hey, boo, Hey.

0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 2>What's up?

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Let me look at your page real quick, Maggie Smith.

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh is that your son? He's so cute. Okay.

0:57:58.560 --> 0:58:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I've been listening to YouTube you for almost a year now,

0:58:01.160 --> 0:58:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and I just started following you all on instant because

0:58:03.440 --> 0:58:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm terrible at social media, and I just want to

0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:08.840
<v Speaker 1>reach out and say, you too, are the fucking funniest

0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 1>and so fun to listen to. It's like being in

0:58:11.240 --> 0:58:13.200
<v Speaker 1>a conversation with friends where all I have to do

0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:15.280
<v Speaker 1>is listen and laugh. And I can't tell you how

0:58:15.360 --> 0:58:17.800
<v Speaker 1>much it makes my week. I've never wished I lived

0:58:17.840 --> 0:58:20.400
<v Speaker 1>in NYC until I realized how easy it would be

0:58:20.440 --> 0:58:21.560
<v Speaker 1>to see you two live.

0:58:22.280 --> 0:58:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's it really is easy.

0:58:24.920 --> 0:58:28.760
<v Speaker 6>Is a lot of the shows A lot of shows

0:58:28.800 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 6>be free too, go baby, you better scoop them up now,

0:58:32.840 --> 0:58:35.600
<v Speaker 6>because listen, when the tickets cost lots and lots of money.

0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be like, yeah, I ran out of comp.

0:58:39.480 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Thanks for being amazing and for recording it for

0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:45.200
<v Speaker 1>US Minnesotians to hear all the way.

0:58:45.040 --> 0:58:45.920
<v Speaker 2>In the middle of the country.

0:58:46.040 --> 0:58:51.479
<v Speaker 1>Minnesota, Minnesotian Maggie, Maggie, we love you, girl.

0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

0:58:52.720 --> 0:58:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for I thank you for that cute ass message.

0:58:55.000 --> 0:58:58.120
<v Speaker 1>You be leaving these messages and I'm like, shit.

0:58:58.000 --> 0:58:59.840
<v Speaker 2>We are doing stuff. We are doing stuff.

0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:03.640
<v Speaker 1>It is crazy how positive the messages be because I'd

0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>be like, really, you're getting this, You're getting.

0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:09.960
<v Speaker 2>That from this. Yeah, So I always appreciate it.

0:59:10.040 --> 0:59:12.800
<v Speaker 4>Also, I post when we posted the two solo episodes

0:59:12.840 --> 0:59:14.880
<v Speaker 4>ago when I was like, oh, I just want to

0:59:14.960 --> 0:59:17.040
<v Speaker 4>quit all things comedy and this is dumb.

0:59:17.480 --> 0:59:19.960
<v Speaker 2>People were like, hey, Marie, I also freelance.

0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of messages when people were like,

0:59:22.800 --> 0:59:25.160
<v Speaker 1>you know a quote that gets me through my.

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:28.200
<v Speaker 2>And it was like, thanks so much, guys, thank you

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:28.680
<v Speaker 2>for all of this.

0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, if you heard the episode, she was like,

0:59:31.120 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not like suicidal or anything. I'm just letting you

0:59:33.160 --> 0:59:34.439
<v Speaker 1>know I'm fucking don't want to do a comedy.

0:59:34.480 --> 0:59:37.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm tired, I'm tired of comedy today and it happens. Yeah,

0:59:37.800 --> 0:59:39.480
<v Speaker 4>but you know, me and comedy are COOLi and so

0:59:39.720 --> 0:59:41.000
<v Speaker 4>you know we're talking again.

0:59:41.360 --> 0:59:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I like comedy now.

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Lastly, one more thing, someone said that we should have

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:50.000
<v Speaker 1>a hotline where people can leave voicemails. Yes, so I

0:59:50.040 --> 0:59:53.400
<v Speaker 1>think that's what we're gonna do, where you record a

0:59:53.520 --> 0:59:56.400
<v Speaker 1>voice memo and send it to our DMS and we

0:59:56.440 --> 0:59:56.960
<v Speaker 1>will play.

0:59:57.080 --> 0:59:58.800
<v Speaker 4>So I feel like it's gotta be a different way,

0:59:58.800 --> 0:59:59.840
<v Speaker 4>Like we got to set up like a.

0:59:59.760 --> 1:00:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Google will mail box, voicemail, your something. Yeah, it can't

1:00:03.280 --> 1:00:04.920
<v Speaker 2>be voice on.

1:00:04.920 --> 1:00:08.800
<v Speaker 3>The phone transfer that. Oh wait, actually no, no, no you can.

1:00:09.000 --> 1:00:10.400
<v Speaker 3>You could if we plug in the phone.

1:00:10.480 --> 1:00:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can, but we would have to plug the

1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:12.920
<v Speaker 2>phone in.

1:00:13.000 --> 1:00:14.480
<v Speaker 4>Isn't there a way to set up like a like

1:00:14.560 --> 1:00:16.360
<v Speaker 4>a number that they can so they're all in the

1:00:16.400 --> 1:00:17.080
<v Speaker 4>same place.

1:00:17.640 --> 1:00:20.240
<v Speaker 3>Uh No, I could. I could get it set.

1:00:20.160 --> 1:00:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Up like a Google voicemail or get something like that.

1:00:23.880 --> 1:00:25.400
<v Speaker 3>If you want to do that, I could absolutely.

1:00:25.600 --> 1:00:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come along, Gay produce an he does he does

1:00:29.360 --> 1:00:32.320
<v Speaker 2>for us because we do's for him. He does for

1:00:32.440 --> 1:00:33.640
<v Speaker 2>us because he does for me.

1:00:33.840 --> 1:00:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't have it right, Okay, So I'm tired

1:00:36.120 --> 1:00:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and my breath is hot, so I have to leave soon.

1:00:40.560 --> 1:00:42.880
<v Speaker 2>We gotta go already I'm already halfway out the door.

1:00:43.000 --> 1:00:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you know, keep doing what you guys are doing.

1:00:45.280 --> 1:00:47.480
<v Speaker 1>We're out here, We're trying.

1:00:47.560 --> 1:00:48.160
<v Speaker 2>And we're doing.

1:00:48.640 --> 1:00:50.800
<v Speaker 1>We're trying to do everything that we can keep doing

1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:53.880
<v Speaker 1>for y'all, but better, and we're getting closer.

1:00:53.920 --> 1:00:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Were you give me your hand? I feel like your

1:00:56.400 --> 1:00:58.640
<v Speaker 2>hand was just Did you wash your hands before you pay?

1:00:58.840 --> 1:00:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I did?

1:01:00.400 --> 1:01:00.840
<v Speaker 3>I want to.

1:01:02.920 --> 1:01:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I wash my fucking hands. May give me your hand,

1:01:05.960 --> 1:01:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I swear.

1:01:06.560 --> 1:01:08.160
<v Speaker 4>I feel like you just had your nails in your mouth.

1:01:08.240 --> 1:01:09.600
<v Speaker 4>I feel like it was a lot which is happening

1:01:09.640 --> 1:01:09.960
<v Speaker 4>just now.

1:01:10.080 --> 1:01:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Just give me your hand. You cannot hold it on

1:01:11.760 --> 1:01:17.160
<v Speaker 2>the outside. I'm gonna put it over the top. Friendship, man,

1:01:17.480 --> 1:01:19.640
<v Speaker 2>let's have them friends.

1:01:21.240 --> 1:01:23.800
<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, you guys, have a blessed Friday.

1:01:23.840 --> 1:01:25.720
<v Speaker 2>You hear me. You heard me, You heard me.

1:01:26.120 --> 1:01:31.800
<v Speaker 4>Have a blessed Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, saturdayday, have

1:01:31.880 --> 1:01:33.840
<v Speaker 4>a beautiful whatever day. You listen to the podcast. You

1:01:33.880 --> 1:01:35.560
<v Speaker 4>know we're here for y'all. I mean mainly we're here

1:01:35.600 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 4>for us. I mean mainly for y'all because we're not

1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:40.439
<v Speaker 4>really making no money. So this is for the love

1:01:40.440 --> 1:01:42.280
<v Speaker 4>of the game. I love it for the love of

1:01:42.280 --> 1:01:45.240
<v Speaker 4>the game, for the love some unreasonable Jamaican dick.

1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:50.240
<v Speaker 5>Okay, thank you mine, Forever.

1:01:51.400 --> 1:01:54.920
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