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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi Hi, hi Hi.

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Speaker 1: I feel so dry, which is crazy because like you,

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Speaker 1: I'm full of like moisture, but I just feel really dry.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that because my hands are ashy?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: You look you look good.

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Speaker 4: Somebody left us a review and they said, I love

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Speaker 4: these beautiful sometimes ashy queen.

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Speaker 2: And you're wrong. You're wrong. We are never always sometimes

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Speaker 2: you was wrong? You? When have we been asking that

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Speaker 2: you can see? You can't see us. You can't hear ash? Okay,

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Speaker 2: and hold on, let's ask Somer this ash. Can you

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Speaker 2: hear that scratch? Dry lakes? That's my skin screaming?

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Speaker 1: While wait wait wait mm that's my feet when I

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Speaker 1: walk like urch Scrooge. That that was wrong anyway? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: we uh, we've been reading in reviews.

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Speaker 2: The reviews are cute. Somebody left us a thesis the

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Speaker 2: other day.

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Speaker 1: I love how interactive the podcasts have become.

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Speaker 2: Right, I feel like y'all are talking to us now.

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Speaker 1: They're really involved and it's really important for one my

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Speaker 1: ego and two my ego. So yeah, keep the reviews going.

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Speaker 1: Marie posted I think a couple of weeks ago about like,

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite Marie catchphrase or classic Sydney quote, and

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Speaker 1: I was kind of furious that I don't have enough catchphrases.

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Speaker 4: So I be looking at your phone since when I'm

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Speaker 4: be out here giving them this content.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, bitch, that's absolutely not true. But okay, whatever,

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Speaker 1: live your life. So I'm going to dedicate this whole

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Speaker 1: episode to catch phrases that I might can work with.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we'll just trying to add them up.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, work giving you titles, okay.

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Speaker 2: Working, working, working, okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It Also there were things that people were commenting that

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I didn't even realize that we

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Speaker 4: said that that much, like yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I didn't realize that. Yeah, that's so funny.

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Speaker 4: That's me just trying to rush somebody through the like

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Speaker 4: they you'll be telling the slow as story and I'm

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Speaker 4: like yes, yes, yes, yes yes, and.

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Speaker 2: Then what happened anyways? And people are like, I love that.

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Speaker 2: I was furious.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, so basically, I'm just here

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Speaker 1: on the pod, and am I even a host?

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Speaker 2: You're so dumb? Merch is you? You screaming? Merch is all.

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Speaker 4: Uses and uh ma'am ma'am, it is all your.

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Speaker 1: Friends I mean, I was just waiting for them to

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Speaker 1: put out hot producer gay intern Andrew catchphrases too well.

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Speaker 2: They they threw his name his title in there though.

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Speaker 3: That's the catchphrase.

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Speaker 2: That's the catchphrase exactly, Andrew, how are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm doing fine, amazing.

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Speaker 2: You have any plans for this weekend?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to a rooftop bar tonight, actually the

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Speaker 3: top bar on a date. No, no, no, that's what

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Speaker 3: you're wearing. No, I'm gonna can change.

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Speaker 2: And you say that, I mean, look how she's dragging you.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to elevate. Well, because it's a rooftop bar.

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Speaker 4: It's already kind of chili outside right now, so it's

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Speaker 4: gonna be cold tonight.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here's a catchphrase. Yeah, that outfit's cute for you. Andrew.

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Speaker 3: That was that's what you said like a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: That was that's Regina George right for you.

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Speaker 3: It's still mean.

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Speaker 2: Cute for you.

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Speaker 4: How we're already about that's like saying you're pretty for

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Speaker 4: a black girl. You're adding, or you look good for

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Speaker 4: your age. That little that little that's shade you know you? No, Andrew,

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Speaker 4: what are you wearing tonight little booty shorts.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's the supposed to be like, not

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Speaker 3: even like eighty tonight, right, it's.

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Speaker 2: Supposed to be low seventies.

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Speaker 1: It's garbage. That's how you know the world.

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Speaker 2: It's about to be fall. First day of school, you.

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Speaker 3: Know how you know the world is ending?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should talk about the world ending.

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Speaker 2: The Amazon is burning.

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Speaker 1: The Amazon is on fire, and by the time this

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Speaker 1: comes out, I'm hoping that the Amazon will be cooled off.

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Speaker 2: Cool off, cool of that. You can't laugh about this,

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Speaker 2: marias we can. I don't know a single Amazonian.

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Speaker 4: Okay, some of my best friends ignorant, not from Brazil, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Another catcher, ignorant, ignorant or not.

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Speaker 2: That's a key chain.

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Speaker 1: You are ignorant. You know that ignorant ignorance Cue it's

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Speaker 1: a new drink.

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Speaker 2: Eve St nouren I sell ignorant.

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Speaker 4: I love that catch Get that catch raise, gonna get

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Speaker 4: that on shoes. They're gonna be altdo though, but we're

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Speaker 4: gonna print ignorant on them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had a conversation with someone this week about how

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Speaker 1: I don't talk about much like they feel like I

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Speaker 1: the world, and I say, the things that are going

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Speaker 1: on in the world makes me fucking sad. I'm already sad.

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Speaker 1: I'm already a depressed person. So, oh yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about world hunger again, like I mean, our people.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, So what does this person want to talk

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Speaker 4: to you about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What topics they trying to touch? I mean, you

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Speaker 2: know how people will.

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Speaker 1: Just get on board with whatever trending thing is going

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Speaker 1: on and have open discussions about it. The thing is

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Speaker 1: my energy is. And so I don't want to I

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Speaker 1: don't want to debate about shit that I know I'm

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Speaker 1: getting nothing out of.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk about Trump.

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Speaker 1: Because unless we have solutions for this shit, what are

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Speaker 1: we going back and forth about it?

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Speaker 4: But also what is the back and forth? We all

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Speaker 4: know he's trash, moving on to the next topic, like

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Speaker 4: we don't have to sit in this. Yeah, So you

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Speaker 4: can't have a conversation with somebody by saying I feel

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Speaker 4: like you don't be talking about nothing. You need to

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Speaker 4: say something, ask me a question and I'll respond. Don't

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Speaker 4: say you don't never say anything? Are you saying something like?

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Speaker 4: That's like when I'll be out on the street and

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Speaker 4: I'll see some like old black man like staring me down,

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Speaker 4: and I'll just look just because you know, that's where

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Speaker 4: say to me, oh, you can't say hello, And I

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Speaker 4: was like, sir, you also could have just said hello

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Speaker 4: instead of asking me that stupid ass question. And I

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Speaker 4: was like, did you say hello? And he was like,

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Speaker 4: I'm a I'm all the like.

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Speaker 1: It was like, I'm not, man, I just set your

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Speaker 1: ass down in that fucking chair that you got from

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Speaker 4: Outside inside chair outside, okay, rude, the dining chair that

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Speaker 2: Plastic cover on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your lawn your lawn chair that you got mad

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Speaker 1: tape around like I can go buy a new lawn chair.

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Speaker 2: The leg is uneven on one side.

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Speaker 1: Why you got a lawnchair and you had got a

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Speaker 1: fucking launch you no yard, sir, no yard, and no matter.

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Speaker 2: Also no qualms to be talking to me right now.

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Speaker 2: Actual fact. No, I'm not your type.

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Speaker 1: Q for you yuck, gross, for everybody, disgusting.

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Speaker 4: That's another reason why I got to move since they

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Speaker 4: not ignorant, I.

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Speaker 2: Gotta move, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: So I'm not looking at apartments no more. I'm not

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Speaker 4: looking because at least is not up till October first.

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Speaker 2: I just gotta be here. I just wanted to move

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Speaker 2: on for September first, so it's gonna be here soon.

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Speaker 1: Yo. The fucking year is going by so quick, and

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Speaker 1: it's just like it is.

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Speaker 2: Flying right flu it's done.

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Speaker 1: Since we already had your birthday party, it was lit.

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Speaker 2: I was there. I don't know where we also, ethoto

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Speaker 2: is a city catchphrase.

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Speaker 1: If somebody said that, yes, but I I don't know

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Speaker 1: where I'm celebrating my birthday this year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is is that that one year that

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Speaker 1: you put on Facebook. You know, I'm trying to have

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Speaker 1: a party. It's like where should I have my birthday party?

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Speaker 4: And I was looking for like location suggestions and somebody

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Speaker 4: was like, you can have it.

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Speaker 2: At my house. Yeah, we need that same energy. And

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Speaker 2: it was a beautiful loft gorge.

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Speaker 1: The problem is that Marie is meaner, post vice Live

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Speaker 1: and post bald. She has time for what no one,

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Speaker 1: so she's not making friends recently.

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Speaker 2: I am not making a single new friend. Actually, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm making some friends. I'll do that. Would you have

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Speaker 2: who's new guy friends? I'm out here? Who's in a rotation?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's only it's not really a rotation.

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Speaker 4: Can two be a rotation?

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Speaker 2: I guess I suppose.

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Speaker 4: I mean in the evenings too, I'm busy and I

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Speaker 4: don't be responding to nobody on Hinge. So these guys

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Speaker 4: are like we're matching, and then they're disappearing because I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm not hitting them up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so what you need to do is go on Hinge,

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Speaker 1: find somebody with a nice place, and then have your

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Speaker 1: birthday there.

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Speaker 2: Bang boom. Yeah, but then they're gonna want to be

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Speaker 2: at the party. That's unfortunate, but they could.

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Speaker 5: Do ko check, yes check. You get to keep all

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Speaker 5: your tests tonight. You know that's up for you know,

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Speaker 5: pay man, you got to keep your tips tonight. But

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Speaker 5: also do not leave this corner of your house.

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Speaker 4: Don't talk to none of my friends and make eye

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Speaker 4: contact with any of the dudes here.

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Speaker 2: Yes you agree, I totally agree. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I mean I will be there for your birthday this year.

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Speaker 1: I missed it last year and I was furious last

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Speaker 1: year was the was a cute year. It was the

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Speaker 1: best birthday party you've had, and I needed to secure

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Speaker 1: that bad.

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Speaker 2: It was at another friend's loft.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, uh and uh, a whole wall of windows. There

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Speaker 4: was a disco ball that just happened to already be there.

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Speaker 4: Everybody was on Molly. Uh well, you know the cool

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Speaker 4: except Molly, except Molly. Molly didn't do Molly.

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Speaker 2: Didn't do Molly that night.

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Speaker 1: Everybody else was on cocaine and mushrooms and poppers.

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Speaker 4: It was It was truly. It was a Studio fifty

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Speaker 4: fourth themed birthday party. And there was somebody running around

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Speaker 4: in just underwear like it was beautiful if people were sweating,

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Speaker 4: I looked radiant.

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Speaker 1: You don't even remember so good your seat through outfit.

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Speaker 1: I was like you, I like my.

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Speaker 4: Friend, Well, this year, we don't know what the look

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Speaker 4: is gonna be, but the theme I think is gonna

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Speaker 4: be disco again, because we could do a lot with disco.

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Speaker 2: You know. I'll give you guys a little team to

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Speaker 2: turn a little share, you know, little magic. We'll see

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Speaker 2: what happens. Are you taking a picture right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just showing proof proof of concept.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so.

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Speaker 4: Concept Sydney's girlfriend is on vacation and facetimed her in

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Speaker 4: the studio to make sure she was really at work.

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Speaker 5: M M.

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Speaker 2: Who's not doing a relapse. Sid we're in Miami.

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Speaker 4: We're going to Miami in two weeks, in a week,

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Speaker 4: Now, this episode is gonna come out the week before

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Speaker 3: Are gonna record this next episode then after.

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Speaker 2: We get back from Miami. Good question. We'll be in

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Speaker 4: We'll be here, Andrew, this is behind the you're breaking

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you know what we have to record damn,

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Speaker 2: Shit, Sam, if.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the pod, sis, we gotta see some

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is last week.

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Speaker 4: We got it, got it, got it, got it, because

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Speaker 2: Come in during the week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So let me hit up these these these surrounding

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Speaker 1: these guests and see theesus. Samara, shout out to them.

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Speaker 1: They haven't been on the pod. They won't, but it's fine.

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Speaker 4: We're not shouting. I'm not shouting that Sydney Sydney shout out.

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Speaker 4: We haven't been on their podcast and they haven't done ours.

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Speaker 1: Have Oh they don't have any guests. Yeah, they don't

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Speaker 2: They haven't inyboded us to do that.

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Speaker 1: We haven't got to that that level of verification.

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Speaker 2: Don't say that, don't don't speak for us, speak your truth. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just like, if I see you my kicking

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Speaker 4: Last time we went, he made steak for us. This

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Speaker 4: No, seriously, you're right, okay, okay. So we did that

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Speaker 4: She was like, She was like, is this we Does

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Amina, so no, you will. We're not

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Speaker 2: I'll have to figure it out. You'll be drinking your

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Speaker 1: I will be in a good place while we're in Miami,

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Speaker 2: But I do get jealous. It's weird of.

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Speaker 4: Your friends having fun with your other friends. I think

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Speaker 2: Who laughing at what?

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Speaker 2: I just be like, what happened? I want to be involved?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I but I know that about you. It's

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Speaker 2: But I'm a middle child, so I'll be seeing people

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Speaker 1: When I saw y'all were at his place, I was like, Ah,

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Speaker 4: Wipe the camera screen, Guys, wipe your camera screens down

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Speaker 4: It will make the quality of Maybe that's why you're

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Speaker 4: you got this beautiful iPhone, great quality, but the photos

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Speaker 1: And I'm saying this because I'm a bit who'd stay

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're good for that, because like usually you're

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Speaker 1: But it'll be like it's almost twenty three hours in

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Speaker 4: Again, I haven't really been active on Instagram. I'll post

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Speaker 2: That's it. That's it.

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Speaker 4: I'm literally just logging on to see my messages and

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Speaker 1: You know, well, that's crazy because when I posted pictures

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Speaker 2: I got it? I posted that and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: my DMN is going to be all fire tonight. Nothing. No,

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Speaker 2: they were just in my DM. Not a whisper of dick.

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Speaker 2: They were literally literally in my DM. Do you know

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Speaker 1: They wrote so many comments to me, I was like,

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Speaker 1: you can just tell her that.

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Speaker 4: Let me see who message? Who was anybody? It was

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Speaker 4: all comedians that I already know. No, it's like listeners

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Speaker 4: of the pod was podcast people. You know, I'm not

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Speaker 4: gonna bag none of.

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Speaker 1: That because I wrote I said, I said, is it

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Speaker 1: then people right, nah, we've been into her. She been hot? Nah,

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Speaker 2: mean you know from that photo.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the photo didn't get me, no dig I'm trying

444
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,520
Speaker 4: to be on my Mateo Lane. Okay, all my posts

445
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,360
Speaker 4: once a week, one naked photo a week.

446
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,359
Speaker 1: Shout out to Mateo Lane, who's always given us all

447
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,240
Speaker 1: the different angles and like views of his body.

448
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to the mantel's page and leave some pum trees.

449
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,880
Speaker 4: It's like he's under your favorite, No, maybe the most

450
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,080
Speaker 4: recent or your favorite m hm, should it be your

451
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,240
Speaker 4: favorite for the most recent.

452
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 1: Photo, most recent, the most recent thing that.

453
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,680
Speaker 2: He posted when you listen to this episode.

454
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,600
Speaker 1: Because his body is just it's so annoying because it

455
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 1: it looks great. He eats right, he's always working and

456
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 1: it shows right.

457
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 4: That's somebody who's on the road, his career taken off.

458
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,719
Speaker 4: You know, he's got a little Netflix special.

459
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 2: He's out here thriving. Yeah, you too can have body

460
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,160
Speaker 2: like that. If your name is Mateo Lane.

461
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,440
Speaker 1: He definitely should be people's motivation.

462
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 4: Also, I don't think that he eats bread. I like bread, Okay,

463
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 4: I'm like Oprah Winfrey. Is your door bread, Marie, your

464
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 4: sour dough bread?

465
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 2: Your body? Is some chabata bread.

466
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,120
Speaker 1: You always look great. It doesn't matter what you fucking eat,

467
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 1: but you do eat right. But I mean when I

468
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,720
Speaker 1: saw that picture, I was like, fuck, I should work

469
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,120
Speaker 1: out because if I worked out, you guys would hate

470
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 1: me because I already have a butt.

471
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so we already don't really like you that.

472
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 1: And I got tits, so it's just like and I

473
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 1: got legs. So it's just like if I just applied myself.

474
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly says, what are we trying to apply

475
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 4: ourselves to? Like, you know that's true. You just said,

476
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 4: like this is this your.

477
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 2: Revenge, your revenge, body revenge. You look great. Friend.

478
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 1: Now when your friend tells you, no, you good the

479
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: way you are, debitsh you don't want to see you thrive.

480
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 2: Okay, she don't want to see you. There's only room

481
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 2: in this relationship. Wanted us to have ass That's what

482
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 2: it is. That's what all right.

483
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 1: There's a seat for you at this table. But abs

484
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: should come in pairs.

485
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 2: Baby, I have four pairs. O. Babe, Babe, I don't

486
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 2: know you.

487
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: Do you ever see your friend's photos and be.

488
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Speaker 2: Like, let me go, let me go, fix myself, let

489
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 2: me go, let me go get it because you had

490
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Speaker 2: a whole series.

491
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 4: You were giving us art upside down, uh American apparel,

492
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 4: holding my braids on a roof in a blazer, butt

493
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 4: naked vibes.

494
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 2: Like a month ago, we already did this, you see.

495
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 4: I saw Cities photos and I was like, okay, maybe

496
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 4: I need to get a powder blue blazer, double breasted.

497
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 2: I would like the way I look. I guarantee it.

498
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: They didn't let me keep it. I was like, so

499
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 2: what are we doing this for?

500
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: I want free things, and oh, you know what the

501
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: good thing is is that people are sliding in our

502
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 1: dms and saying positive things. Hm, we need to see

503
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: some action with it. So you've sent bisk off. Somebody

504
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 1: from Glossier hit me up and was like, cause I

505
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 1: had posted that I was there because I had to

506
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 1: re up on the step and like, hey, I actually

507
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: listened to the pod. I saw Maria Onvice Life.

508
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 4: Shut up, shut up, Shut the hell up, Glossier because

509
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 4: I split in their dms and was like, oh, big

510
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,479
Speaker 4: fan of the brand, would love some products, would love

511
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 4: a collaboration. They were like, ah, at the moment, nah,

512
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 4: because I remember that you had done that. So I

513
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 4: did it and they were like, we have nothing for you,

514
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 4: Marie Fouston. And now you're telling me that someone from

515
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 4: Glossier used to watch me on my struggle.

516
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: Somebody like an actually employee, not somebody from Glossy, like

517
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: not their PR team, somebody from Glossier. So she was like,

518
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: send me your give me your address. I'll send something.

519
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: So if I see anything that works for you, I'll

520
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: make sure I have it.

521
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 2: That mean she ain't gonna send me nothing.

522
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 4: You know when your friends say, if I see anything

523
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 4: that he's gonna look good on you, I'll get it.

524
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 2: They gonna get everything.

525
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 4: For themselves, and then they're gonna give you the little

526
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 4: bag that it came in. I got you, friend, here's

527
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 4: a here's a complimentary tote.

528
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 1: I have you.

529
00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: I got you.

530
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: Don't worry anything anything that's like a little shimmer, a

531
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: little highlight.

532
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 2: Because you don't really wearing my gud Wait hold the

533
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: f on.

534
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 4: Emma Stone is playing Cruella Deville. What is Disney doing?

535
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 4: They are Emma Stone, Emma Stone from Super Bad, La

536
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 4: La Land, Emma Stone.

537
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: It's like white people invented jazz music. Emma Stone.

538
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: It's an origin story for Corolla Deville. And so she'll

539
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 3: be playing the young Crouella.

540
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 2: That's still wrong.

541
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: No, because I need who played its Glenn Close. You can't,

542
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: we can't go Glenn closem Stone.

543
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 4: She don't even look she doesn't even look good as

544
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 4: and the oscar is unnecessary.

545
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 2: That's okay, but she.

546
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 3: Doesn't even look good here that Yeah.

547
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 2: It looks like she's going to a Halloween party exactly.

548
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 4: She looks like Margot Robbie in the Suicide Squad.

549
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say, I will say, when industry fuck

550
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 1: with you, they will find any old role to put

551
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: you in and be like, this is a star.

552
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 2: Remember when they threw that oscar at Jennifer Lawrence.

553
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 4: They were like, says, you did terrible in this Jersey,

554
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 4: this new Jersey movie.

555
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: Here you go.

556
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 4: And that's why she fell up the stairs because god

557
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 4: don't like ugly. Remember when she won her oscar, she tripped.

558
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 3: Up the steps to stage.

559
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 5: Come.

560
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't think that was a stage absolutely, that was

561
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: actually that was a star was born, yes, always, I

562
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 1: don't know why.

563
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 3: Everyone like got up and like the pity thing. It's

564
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 3: like crazy.

565
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 4: No. And then the dude from the Freddie Mercury movie

566
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 4: fell off the stage when he won.

567
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 2: His Oscar the oscar stairs. No, when ain't right? Okay.

568
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 4: You know who hasn't fallen down the stairs? Lupita Niango.

569
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 4: She floated up them stairs.

570
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 2: They were ready. She's like, oh my god, thank you

571
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 2: so much. You know she got that weird accident.

572
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, she's a Mexican I know, but

573
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: also African, I said, will work that storyline.

574
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 3: Okay, also like from like she's British.

575
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 2: Too, right, but she's but she's like a Mexican city.

576
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, a Mexican citizen.

577
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, it's fine.

578
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,959
Speaker 3: Her skin is lawless.

579
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: That's all that matters. It's great.

580
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yuck to Emma Stone as Corilla Deville. This

581
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 4: is something they could have given you to one of

582
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 4: them pretty liar girls or something somebody from somebody from

583
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 4: what's the show?

584
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 2: The Archie Comics show.

585
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they get get too one of them Riverdeal hosts,

586
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 4: or even Rachel McAdams.

587
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: You know, she's up there in h but she's still cute.

588
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 3: I don't think about Rachel McAdams.

589
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Regina George.

590
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't hate emmastone. It's just like dying for her. No,

591
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: but they be fine in the ways where every time I.

592
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 2: Hear there's a will, there is a white person that's

593
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 2: gonna make a way. Where there's a will, there's a

594
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 2: Lena Dunham.

595
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 4: The fact that Lenda Dunham's not Corilla Deville, I mean,

596
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 4: they can make her right, to to make this right

597
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 4: since they can make her one of the Dalmations.

598
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,239
Speaker 2: I'm about to I'm about to add her.

599
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 4: I'm about they can make her one of the Dalmatians.

600
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 2: That's the biggest code. Lena.

601
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: They took your role from you. You was slighted, sis,

602
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: you were a slighted friend. Yeah, And that's my goal

603
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty. I just want to have I want

604
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: people to applaud me like they do Normani.

605
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 2: But I want Lena Dunham energy.

606
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 4: Right because they appla well, but who is clapping for

607
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 4: Lena Dunham, her comrades her contemporary?

608
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just saying, like the energy that she gives,

609
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: that's what I want to have. Like she's not really

610
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: putting out the best work, but they're applauding her like

611
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: they're like Normani's new music video. Yeah that's what I want.

612
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to just do some regular shit

613
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: and everybody like, this is.

614
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: Groundbreaking, this is genius. Yeah, this is one of a kind.

615
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: That's what the fuck I want. I'm tired of Beyonce.

616
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm tired of racking my brain trying to think of

617
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: the next big thing when people like Emma Stone and

618
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: Lena Dunham is chillaxing, chilaxing on a terrible blowout, just

619
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: living their life, getting all the roles.

620
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 2: That's what I want. Yeah, but Lena Dunham is writing

621
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 2: her roles for herself.

622
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: Is that what I gotta do? Write some terear bullshit

623
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: for myself. Freaking hopefully somebody co signed that.

624
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 2: She yes, this, you gotta ray it, that's what we

625
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: call it. Not literally wrote her show, and she wrote

626
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 2: it for her show.

627
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I'm I live for I don't live for ray.

628
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: I do not like Insecure.

629
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 2: I said it. I said it.

630
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 4: You're saying on the record, Really, I'm saying it. I

631
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 4: don't like any of the main characters on the show.

632
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 4: I think they're so stupid. This is so racist and homophones.

633
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: Shut. I want no parts of this. Well you're gonna

634
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: get parts. You will get.

635
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 4: Fifty percent of this sists. Okay, the show is the

636
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 4: characters are all trash. The last season, nothing happened. I

637
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 4: can't remember anything that happened. The light skin guy went

638
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 4: missing and they went to the desert and took Molly.

639
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 4: That's all I remember. And the Mally episode was great.

640
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it, but it was eight episodes of what

641
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: they're gonna fix it?

642
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 4: They better fix it hard. At this point, I'm just

643
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 4: watching the show to see how it ends. That's why

644
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 4: I'm watching Insecure.

645
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 2: Writing is hard, Marie. You know that what you know

646
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 2: that writing's hard. We know that it's hard.

647
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 4: It's difficult, okay, But that doesn't mean that you can't

648
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 4: get some good writers and you can get a cute

649
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 4: little Shonda Rhimes has been writing four years and she

650
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 4: was giving us three good shows and then they both

651
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: two of them got pretty bad.

652
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 2: It's hard to get the seasons up, That's what it is.

653
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: It's like you get the first season, it's popping, and

654
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: then the second one you're like, oh, okay, I guess

655
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: I'll keep going, and then the third one is like whooh,

656
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: you lucky if you go on Netflix and they're just

657
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: giving away seasons upon this.

658
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: But that's not.

659
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 4: Necessarily true, right, because there are plenty of shows that

660
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 4: have yet started out with a strong first season and

661
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 4: then the show quality sucks after that.

662
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Speaker 2: But there are shows that have been on for years.

663
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Speaker 4: They're in you know, X amount of seasons, seventeen seasons,

664
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Speaker 4: ten seasons, six seasons. It's possible to have a good

665
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 4: show that's consistently not terrible.

666
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that I'm not gonna just

667
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: say it because like race or whatever, but for it

668
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: to be intriguing for the masses, for there to be

669
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: like a black lead, the things that are in that

670
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: have to be set up is crazy, like insane, Like

671
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Speaker 1: there's the new L word, the L word, and they

672
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: got black people in there, but it's like, oh, that's

673
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: the only black lesbians that you're going to portray in

674
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: this this whole fucking show that's crazy, light skin and

675
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: has a.

676
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: Look real Blackish Blackish. Okay, it's a what's the girl

677
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: from Grownish? Is her? Ya ya Zandia? You say, Andrew,

678
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Speaker 2: you're the youth.

679
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: A white man just told us how to say that's

680
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Speaker 4: swah fork.

681
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 2: No, you, I trust that you would know better than me.

682
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 4: I've never even said her name out loud.

683
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just just what it is.

684
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, for for y'all to care, this is

685
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: who's got.

686
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: To be at the forefront. It's annoying.

687
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: That's why, Sidney, we should be writing something. We should

688
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 4: be writing something for for dark.

689
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: Skin girls, you know, for dark skin girls, for dark

690
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: skin girls, for colored girls, for colored girls, for colored girls.

691
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what it is, just like trying

692
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: to put something together that you're like, oh, this hasn't

693
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: been done before. That's the problem. Because I watched LOSAs Spookies.

694
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: That ship was so original, and we know Julio and

695
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: we know Anna, and we know that's.

696
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: What Spookies on HBO they give.

697
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: They I was like, oh, this is something totally different

698
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: for the not just the Latin viewers, but for everybody.

699
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the alternatives.

700
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: It's it's so alt, but so like, oh, I could

701
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: be so on board with this. Yeah, and then Julio

702
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: did a comedy special and it was just so intriguing,

703
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: out of this world, different than what we grew up

704
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: knowing what comedy special was. And that's what you that's

705
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: what we need. We need the next thing, not like

706
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: oh I've heard this one before. Yeah, I was so

707
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: so I know what's all about to do.

708
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 4: So and so did this, So I'm gonna do this too. Yeah,

709
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 4: that's not what we want. That's not the wave that

710
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 4: we're on. In twenty twenty, In twenty twenty.

711
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: Twenty, twenty twenty, Hello, this is Barbara Walters.

712
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah we had by Bara Walters is an old career.

713
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 2: My Barbara Walters like Pickley's and Guiole and Jerk Wings. Ooh,

714
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: so hungry. I am going to make it also fucking famished.

715
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: I'm hungry too.

716
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: I just you know, I mean, I told you what happened,

717
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: y'all don't know. But like I did these makeup tutorials

718
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: for you know.

719
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: My job in Comedy Central, Humble Bregs. Yeah, and I had.

720
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: I had a problem because when I was writing, I

721
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I do the same shit for myself.

722
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: I need to do something that is like not normally

723
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: my brand. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna be something,

724
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: do something outlandish. I'm gonna try to do set up

725
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: and punchline for jokes. I'm going to really just go

726
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: out of my comfort zone and do something different. And

727
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: so they were like parodies of like makeup tatorials. It

728
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: was me making fun of makeup tutorials, but in a

729
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: really specific way. I was like, I don't know if

730
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: this is gonna hit, this is gonna be dumb. The

731
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: cat had a cameo, Yeah, jam Jams a star. How

732
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: did you get him to work? I put him in

733
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: his carrier? Bitch, He's a he's a worker. He comes

734
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: from a black family.

735
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: He knows it works. Cats are lazy, though, so you

736
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: he's lethargic. You know. You put him in his carrier,

737
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: and then y'all took an uber into the city.

738
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: Put it on the company gone, hello comedies, I'm true.

739
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 3: We love.

740
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: We like, hey Ola, how you doing? We still like hey?

741
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: Uh So yeah, I did it and on Instagram it

742
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: did really well and I got like followers from it

743
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 1: and people were hitting me up like this is this

744
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: is dope, this is different. I was like, yeah, I

745
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: look crazy. So that's why I haven't really put it

746
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: on my page. But like records, you never posted it. No,

747
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: I didn't post it because I I just was like

748
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: too afraid that because it's not my brand. My brand

749
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: is I look good, yes, but your brand is also

750
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: whacky sis wacky? Yes, you get on Instagram and you're like, hey,

751
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: I lost my headphones.

752
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: Do your job find them?

753
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

754
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: And then you're like, hey guys.

755
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, your brandy or somebody or somebody who wrote me.

756
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: They were like, do you need air pods or you

757
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 2: need headphones?

758
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: And I was like work, but somebody gave me their headphones,

759
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: so work me.

760
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 3: But the story is, the story is still love.

761
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to and you know I'll be seeing it

762
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: at twenty three hours, right listen.

763
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: It worked with my passport and I was like, I

764
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: will do it with my headphones.

765
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you telling that passport story.

766
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 4: Getting your thing back from that girl was the beginning

767
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 4: of a porno that we thought we were gonna.

768
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 2: Hear, but it was not. That could be the beginning.

769
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 4: She never followed you back, and you still follow her,

770
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 4: so that I don't want to keep up.

771
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 2: Also, I don't want to keep up with people who

772
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: don't want to keep up with me.

773
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

774
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: I give you you got twenty four hours hours to

775
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: follow me back.

776
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you see that they're active after you

777
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 3: followed them, it's like, okay, what are you doing?

778
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 2: Listen?

779
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 4: If if I'm feeling generous, I give you forty eight

780
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 4: hours to follow me back.

781
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: If I don't get that.

782
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 3: Do you ever do this is a little bit psychotic,

783
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 3: But if you if you ever like follow them and

784
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: then you see that they're active, so you unfollow them

785
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 3: and then follow them again.

786
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: Never, No, I never do that.

787
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm following you one time, one time, and then no time.

788
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: I follow you one time and then if it's like, oh,

789
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: a week is past and you've been posting your stories,

790
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of dashes here and you posted three

791
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: three things in the feed. Ah. Yeah, But if I

792
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: got like a lot of d ms, or if I

793
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: posted a picture and I'm getting a lot of notifications,

794
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: you couldn't.

795
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 2: You can't miss it. You can miss it, you.

796
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 4: Absolutely And I understand that, and I get that. But

797
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 4: also if I comment on something that you posted and

798
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 4: you see it and you reply to me, that's like, okay,

799
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 4: but you saw it though you.

800
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: See me here.

801
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rude. It's just it's racist and homophobic.

802
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: That's what it's like, sir. We're both verified. What's happening, Okay,

803
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 2: just me, we're both verified adults here. We're both verified

804
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: adults here. Merch Merch, merch, right, merch, merch, merch.

805
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 3: Merch, merch, merch.

806
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: Right, merch, get home up, get all merch, get all merch, merch, merche.

807
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: Merch. Yeah. So it's just like I don't know.

808
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 4: Also, like none of this actually matters. It doesn't, but

809
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: like for me it does because it's my job. Like

810
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 4: people reach out to me and they're like, hey, me

811
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 4: looking for an influencer to do blah blah blah. They like,

812
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 4: I'll go on auditions and the number of followers I

813
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 4: have is on the top of the page.

814
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: So for me, it doesn't matter. Yeah.

815
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: So I at work, they you know, we had our

816
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: little meetings and whatnot. They cut my makeup trautorials, which

817
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: is fine because they didn't do well on YouTube. It

818
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: did well on Instagram, but not good enough on YouTube

819
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: for them to continue. So I have to think of

820
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 1: something else. And it's just like I.

821
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: Want to brainstorm with me and gay tall producer Andrew

822
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 2: Here an interview show. That's what they're looking for.

823
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, if you're really good with people, people,

824
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: you you're you're able to get like funny soundbites out

825
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: of people.

826
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: You have like a great reach with.

827
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: Guests, meaning oh, I'm friends with a lot of comedians

828
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: so you know they'll come in.

829
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, are you following nine thousand people? Says absolutely,

830
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 4: reach with guests. You out here following people who don't

831
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 4: follow you back? Absolutely, friends, No, shut up, I don't care.

832
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 2: I don't. It's just like everybody wants to be so

833
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 2: fucking cool.

834
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to act like ah, like everybody wants me

835
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: all my shows are great, I'm getting money.

836
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 2: It's like, stop it.

837
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, people are at the

838
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: end of the day, we're all a fucking mess, and

839
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: we've had days where you know, you get on the

840
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: train and your eyeliner is fucked up and you just

841
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: got broken up with and it's like, you're a person.

842
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: We can't be perfect. So that's why on my page

843
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: I look like I got it together. But my stories

844
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: that's when that's that's where you see the real Okay,

845
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: that's where you had all the mess.

846
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's like you lift the carpet and you

847
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 4: put all the dirt under the carpet that you you broomed.

848
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 2: Up you actually didn't clean.

849
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, I'm a real person, and that's

850
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: why I do have The people who fuck with me

851
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: heavy are like, I'm into you because I know that

852
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: you are an open book, and well.

853
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: I like people who don't read. So my book is baby.

854
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 4: I don't even know why friends here, honestly because opposite

855
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 4: the tract, that's what Paula Abdul said, right, it was paul.

856
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 2: A duel who can't hold a note?

857
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: Was that paul Death the cartoon straight up? And then

858
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: cut the radio and hear her sing out loud and

859
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: you're like.

860
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 3: Did you see her perform this past year? Tragic?

861
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 2: No, tragic?

862
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 3: Great?

863
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 1: Was it?

864
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.

865
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 3: She's like, I don't even know.

866
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 2: Okay, well, how did you feel about did you see

867
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 2: Jelo perform at the motown? This is so old, Marie.

868
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 4: But he's talking about Paul abdo that's old. Yeah, that

869
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 4: was I want to get his take on Jennifer Lopez.

870
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 3: I'm very excited for a hustle. Jennifer Lopez.

871
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: The movie movie Movie.

872
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 4: They staid everybody listening, no one's allowed to see that

873
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 4: movie because I auditioned for it and they did not

874
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 4: put me in the movie as one of the strippers

875
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 4: with no butt.

876
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 2: Okay, that movie is dead to us. They put Cardi

877
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: b in.

878
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 4: It, and you know she can't read all of her

879
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 4: lines read like I know Cardi didn't audition. They're like, yeah,

880
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 4: but she has more, she can do the physical.

881
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, her lizard both in the movie. They're gonna be

882
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 3: in that movie for like thirty seconds.

883
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 2: Also, what strip club is Litto working at?

884
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 7: With that?

885
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 4: Cardi b and Jalo are both employed at. We love

886
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 4: us some Lizzo, but what strip club is that?

887
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: Let me tell you where.

888
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: Let me tell you where a Lizzo adjacent would be

889
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: at in Queens Queen's his story and that's what That's

890
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: what the strip club is at Ware. They like, Yeah,

891
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: we need them thick with seven c's.

892
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 2: That's how thick.

893
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 4: They like them thick, which is fue we like, we

894
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 4: like Keky Palmer is also going to be at that

895
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 4: strip club that Liz what works out?

896
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, she working on Friday and Saturdays.

897
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 2: No, she don't.

898
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 4: Friday and Saturdays, those are the busy nights. Key Palmer

899
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 4: is then on a Monday and she's a busser.

900
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: You're being racist and homophobic towards keep up Sydney.

901
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 4: People have told me that I look like well, before

902
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 4: I went, I had hair, no saying it now they're like.

903
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 2: You know, Key Palmer, you look like the dude that

904
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 2: do a makeup. I'm like, oh, I look like Drone

905
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: Good Nightmare. I don't know.

906
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like, you know, we need

907
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: to write something, and writing is so fucking hard, and

908
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: it's just like I be at work and I see

909
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: people writing these scripts and it's just all about just

910
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: doing it.

911
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 2: It hasn't it doesn't have to be good.

912
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: You just have to be in the the routine of writing.

913
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: So when it's time to write the stuff that you

914
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: want to write, you're like, oh, this is Nathan's Nathan's

915
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: you know. But if you're every time like, Okay, this

916
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: script has to be perfect, then you're never gonna get started.

917
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, thank you friend.

918
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 4: That's why that was the point of this episode for

919
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 4: you to drop that gym so I can go home

920
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 4: and write.

921
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 1: Well, we have screening to watch tonight, so you won't

922
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 1: to be writing tonight.

923
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not writing again.

924
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 4: I have an appointment after this and then I'm going

925
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 4: to the screening, so I'm not writing tonight. It's nice,

926
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 4: it's finey.

927
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 2: On Monday.

928
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna get up on Monday and well we

929
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: have to get the podcast together on Monday.

930
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 2: We have like some restructuring to do. Restructuring. Yes, we're rebranding.

931
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just but a lot of people's spot

932
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,479
Speaker 2: like the Read.

933
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 4: They go out and they they're on the that's what

934
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 4: the read is. That's what Yvonne Orgy and what's her

935
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 4: Faces podcast is. They go live and they just talk

936
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 4: on stage and people like that. But you know, you're

937
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 4: gonna give y'all a little bit more or something aesthetically

938
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 4: and visually based.

939
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: If festival's gonna be like, hey, we want you to

940
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 1: come here, we were paying you this amount. You gotta

941
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: come more with just chatting, if that's just what it is.

942
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 4: So I don't know if they doing festivals the podcast

943
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 4: that I just named, but I know that they're doing numbers.

944
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 2: I know that they are selling tickets in big spaces.

945
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about, you know, how the obviously

946
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 4: how this festival circuit works.

947
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 2: But you know, everything ain't gonna work for everybody.

948
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: Friend, you're right, absolutely, and I'm hearing what you're saying.

949
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 2: You've been heard. You've been heard much.

950
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 4: That's a bracelet.

951
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: Bracelet you've been heard w w JD. Yes, Yes, yes.

952
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: So if you guys ever come through and just be like, oh,

953
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what Sydney is saying on the pod.

954
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 2: I gave you a whole episode I did. I gotta go.

955
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 2: I'm hungry.

956
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: We've been hungry. Is a disappointment. Going to cook for you?

957
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 2: He said he could cook. You're gonna bring on some

958
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 2: wings something. I'm gonna text him and be like, Yo,

959
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: I'm hungry. You should you should get something.

960
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm hungry, so please deserved. We gotta

961
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: go to this fucking Asian spot. The noodles is fucking incredible.

962
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: It's like on that level of that Roman place that

963
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: we went to with what's his name, Anthony.

964
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's on the level of him. Yesterday, were just

965
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 4: on the street and he happened to be walking by.

966
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 2: How are you doing? You know? He still looked you know, yeah, yeah,

967
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: I got it. He still he still looked terrible. Don't

968
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 2: even finished, you know, but the people listening knew it.

969
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 2: I was saying, some what you look like? And then

970
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: when I said you know, they were like, he still

971
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: looked terrible. I was my mom. I was like, I

972
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: gotta go, mom, this likely man here. I got to

973
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 2: talk to him. No, no, but he he yeah, you know,

974
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: he fine, he's good. I don't know why I brought

975
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: him up.

976
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 4: No, because I said, you said the noodles. Yeah, but

977
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 4: we have to go what's the price point? Looking at

978
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 4: how many?

979
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 3: You know?

980
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: It was it's like if we go together, we get

981
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: like a couple of apps and like an andre will

982
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: be less than fifty dollars each.

983
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: No, oh okay, I was like, uh no, we deserve it.

984
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: Well putting that on the company card.

985
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: We'll use a patreonne.

986
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 2: We got to take ourselves out. We deserve it. We

987
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: work hard.

988
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: I will have to drop some stuff on the Patreon

989
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: soon because there's that.

990
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 4: But we gotta be careful what we're talking about, because

991
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 4: you know, we're not monsters. We don't want to hurt

992
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 4: anybody's feelings.

993
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 2: Again. Yeah, but that's the problem.

994
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: It's just like, whould we say this on every episode

995
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: that we're by ourselves?

996
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 2: Is that we got to stop saying so much.

997
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: But the thing is that people want to hear this

998
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: because then it feels like, oh, I'm always holding back

999
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: and you give me the energy to be like no,

1000
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: just say the ship, put it.

1001
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 2: On, put it on. The wax. SIS put it on

1002
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 2: the record. Be bold.

1003
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: But then again, I don't want to be that Wendy

1004
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: Williams of podcasts and just be honestly.

1005
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams is thriving right now. Sis.

1006
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 4: She had a little rough, bumpy week, a bumpy year,

1007
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 4: and now whenever I watch her little show.

1008
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:04,720
Speaker 2: On the YouTube, she's fun. She's flirty. Her body looks

1009
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 2: like it's not it doesn't look like a capital P.

1010
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 2: No more, it looked she looked better, you know, she

1011
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: seems happy.

1012
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 4: I feel like people are listening to this that watch

1013
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 4: Wendy would agree with me.

1014
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: No, it's better. I'm telling you.

1015
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: We need to be that pod that's like uplifting. No,

1016
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: at the same time, you raise me.

1017
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: Listen.

1018
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 4: Next week we got Josh Grobin coming into the studio

1019
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 4: because we'd be singing his songs all the time.

1020
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 2: Just that one, just that part.

1021
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 1: I just don't want people to be scared to work

1022
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: with us, you know, I don't want us to be

1023
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: the Andy Cohens of.

1024
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 4: People are still working with Andy Cohen his raggedy ass.

1025
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 2: He's very raggedy.

1026
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 4: Andy Cohen got the four one one when Titus read

1027
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 4: him on his own program.

1028
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 2: He said, uh yeah, keep going, he said, to your

1029
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: little show. I loved it.

1030
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 4: If someone came to the unofficial expert and said to me,

1031
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 4: do your little show, I would flip this little table up.

1032
00:45:58,719 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: I'll be like, well that's the end of the show.

1033
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 2: I'd been like, well that.

1034
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 4: Was the end of your little episode, and we're done.

1035
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: You're not getting paid for this, so bye, bye.

1036
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 2: Bye baby, thank you for coming.

1037
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 4: Not anyway, That's how I feel about whatever we were just

1038
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 4: talking about.

1039
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was saying that, you know, we want

1040
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: to I just want.

1041
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 2: Us to be doing more.

1042
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 5: That's it.

1043
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 3: That's all.

1044
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: That's all I have to ask for and send us stuff.

1045
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: I just want free things, you know. I met an

1046
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: influencer Andrew.

1047
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: Looking at you. He's like, you sound so poor. When

1048
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: you'll be big, please.

1049
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: Have no no no no no no wait wait, you

1050
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: said that I sound poor, But.

1051
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 2: I just don't try to. I said that. He said,

1052
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 2: you sound You said that I sound poor.

1053
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: But I just want to let you know, all of

1054
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: these celebrities and rich people expect to get free things

1055
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: everywhere they go. I worked in a bar forever and

1056
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: everybody who was like somebody big was like, oh, this

1057
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: has got to be camped.

1058
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing them a favor. These are people who are big.

1059
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 2: We are big in our own right. You hear me,

1060
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: You're heard SI. We medium size, we extra medium. We

1061
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 2: are not mediums. And I don't want to hear that shit.

1062
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 2: We are extra mediums. Okay, we are stars.

1063
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: They discovered we are thirty two long.

1064
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: I don't know men's sizes. I don't know what we are.

1065
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: Twenty fours, twenty fours, they haven't figured it out yet.

1066
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: That's what it is. But I mean, you don't come.

1067
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 2: I'm not worried about that. I'm not asking for free stuff.

1068
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. If it's there, I'm gonna take it.

1069
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: But I asking you shall receive.

1070
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 4: I also like that, like people will slide in our

1071
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 4: dms and they talk about.

1072
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: What they like about the podcast.

1073
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they you know, like I didn't really wonderful.

1074
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 4: But also it's people from legit all over the place,

1075
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 4: and it's like, oh you in Tulou, oh you in Tallahassic, like.

1076
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 2: It's everywhere, and I think that that's dope.

1077
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: A lot of people have been messaging like yo, this

1078
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: has been like the hardest time in my life. I've

1079
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: been having a lot of sad people and I've been

1080
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: listened to the pod shout out to y'all in your sadness,

1081
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: and it literally has made my day or made my

1082
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: made my moment better. And it's just like, see, we

1083
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: are doing shit. We think it's nothing, we think it's

1084
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: just a little raggedy pot. But people listening to shit

1085
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: to escape the stuff that's going on. That's something to

1086
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: be proud of.

1087
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 4: It's people with jobs that they hate and boyfriends with

1088
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 4: micro penis is.

1089
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: It's a lot happening in the world right now.

1090
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: It's people that are always in their car driving to

1091
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: the job that they hate and they need to hear this.

1092
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 2: The Amazon is burning you know, it's people listening.

1093
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 4: Is that our title? That's what Amazon is burning? That's

1094
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 4: what started the fire. The podcast was so hot.

1095
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: The titles like burning up, the Amazon is burning up.

1096
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Speaker 2: Its is so mean.

1097
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: But that's another thing that I hate. On social media.

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00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: People start getting on the bandwagon on something and they're

1099
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: like because they want to look woke, and it's just like,

1100
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: but sir, what are you actually doing besides reposting this

1101
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: is this is your That's my contribution to contribution No,

1102
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: it's not.

1103
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 4: I'm retweeting because I care. I'm not retweeting because I don't.

1104
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: Really be on Twitter like that. So also that what

1105
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 2: do I do all day? I'm like, that's March. What

1106
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 2: do I do all day? That's gonna be a hat.

1107
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 2: We're gonna were gonna do hats because I need one.

1108
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 2: I need a hat. It will be a Ryanstone cowboy. No,

1109
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 2: remember you had a hat on it that that just

1110
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: said bitch. Yeah, we should get some hats that say

1111
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 2: merch bitch.

1112
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: I want to merch bitch, merch beach, merch beach beach

1113
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: beach beach towel.

1114
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 2: That's a beach on them. I enjoy that.

1115
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: I was unable to go to my friend's wedding this,

1116
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: uh we unable?

1117
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I booked a pilot and book the pilot.

1118
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 2: Why you do that?

1119
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: Why did I book the pilot because I'm good at

1120
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: my job? Why do this with your fingers? I just

1121
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: I'll be sucking up, man, I I have to That

1122
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: was your excuse. It wasn't my excuse. I booked the pilot,

1123
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: So why you do this with your fingers? Because they

1124
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: don't know what a pilot is. They don't know, you

1125
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: just throw out a term like that and they're like, oh, okay.

1126
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: It's all It sounds like you didn't book no pilot.

1127
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: I did, says.

1128
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 4: Yo Sidney b Lyon. Put that on some shirts. Put

1129
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 4: that on a key chain. One side says Sidney, be lying.

1130
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 4: The other side says, Marie.

1131
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 2: Always tells the truth. That's merch mm hmm. Okay, So

1132
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 2: you booked this pilot is a Tilert Perry film. It's

1133
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 2: through Comedy Central.

1134
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 4: Cute, okay, cute. You can't you can't never quit that job,

1135
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 4: says that job is cue.

1136
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 2: I booked a pilot through my job. Did you audition? No?

1137
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna be there that day, And so they

1138
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 4: said I could do it. I need to get a

1139
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 4: job friend. Yeah, sh someone said, oh, someone said, please

1140
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 4: call that one one. They left a review on the

1141
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 4: on the podcast page, specifically because I mentioned n W

1142
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 4: and Steve Austin in the blurred episode, so I made

1143
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 4: two wrestling references. And this person was like, well, I

1144
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 4: literally have never left a review on any podcasts in

1145
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 4: my life, but because you said that, I'm leaving a.

1146
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: Review they did. Where was that you see?

1147
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 4: I'm out here reaching the nerd cyst Reaching the Masses.

1148
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 4: Where is that the blurred episode? Yeah, because we were

1149
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 4: talking about porn and you were like, yeah, you know,

1150
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 4: there's it's not no queer representation in gay cartoon characters.

1151
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 3: And it was like, what I want, what I want?

1152
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a there was a there's a gay cartoon

1153
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 4: on Netflix.

1154
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 2: It's a it's called Drag Something.

1155
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 3: It's like Ali, they're like superheroes, superheroes. Yeah.

1156
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a Brazilian cartoon that they dubbed over

1157
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 4: with like new like us drag Queens.

1158
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 2: I watched it. It was fun.

1159
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 4: It was like messy. Chandela is one of the voices.

1160
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 4: She was on RuPaul's Drag Race, Sydney, are you even gay?

1161
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: I don't, just like I have no idea anyway.

1162
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 4: Shandel is having a great year too. She was in

1163
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 4: a Star is Born. She's in like an Ariana Grande song.

1164
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 4: She does like the intro.

1165
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 3: She was yeah, yeah.

1166
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: Okay, see I know I'm caught up.

1167
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 4: I'm caught up on my shand and she performed a

1168
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 4: Beyonce medley.

1169
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 2: In front of Beyonce. What yes, okay, you see I know.

1170
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 4: Okay, because I don't remember my year so remember somebody

1171
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 4: else thriving.

1172
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: You're doing good work, Maria. I've never been more proud

1173
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 2: of somebody up Sydney. But also thank you so much.

1174
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 4: All Right, well I think that's it for me because

1175
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 4: I need to pee and then I need to go

1176
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 4: home and shave my labia.

1177
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 2: So let's go.

1178
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: I mean, people are just like, hey, we will buy

1179
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: merch please, Yes, yes, it's coming, We got it. It's

1180
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 1: it's gonna say yes, yes, yes, all over it. That's

1181
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: gonna be the jackets.

1182
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 2: That's gonna be a long scarf.

1183
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 3: That says yes, yes, yes, yes, no no spaces.

1184
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: Just a white scarf with black words. Yes, the finest,

1185
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: the lama wool.

1186
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 1: I really want panties to say cute for you.

1187
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: On the butt or the crotch. If your butt is small,

1188
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: it's cute for you. Wow. What if your butt is

1189
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:23,959
Speaker 2: eating the panties, then.

1190
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: What you're saying, well you little booty hose, that's not

1191
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: going to be happening.

1192
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 4: Well you know what I am. That is homophobic and racist. Okay,

1193
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave, guys. Thank you so much for being here.

1194
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 2: Sidney. You want to talk about goals at the end

1195
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: of the year before we left.

1196
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 4: I did say that, Yeah, you got some goals, because

1197
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 4: you know we got more weeks left of the year

1198
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 4: that you can get some goals together.

1199
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: I literally just want to be happy and I need

1200
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: to work towards at and I do not do that actively.

1201
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 2: So so what.

1202
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: You're gonna do to make it? Tell me three things

1203
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: you're gonna do this week to be more happy?

1204
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 2: Ready?

1205
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: Okay, say no to more things that waste my time.

1206
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 2: Boom.

1207
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 4: Honestly, that will change your entire months. Think about all

1208
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 4: the stuff that you do that you'll be on the

1209
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 4: way to it and you're.

1210
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 2: Like, man, I should have said no, or you're like, oh,

1211
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 2: I did not want I don't want to be here.

1212
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 2: You say no.

1213
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 4: Just say no to baby showers, Just say no to

1214
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 4: shows that you don't want to do that's out the way.

1215
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 4: Just say no. Yeah, okay, that's one. What else, Andrew,

1216
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 4: If there's anything that you would like to add, you

1217
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 4: can throw them in there too.

1218
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 3: Sydney's time right now?

1219
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, we'll get to you. I need to I

1220
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 2: need to eat better. You need to eat we better?

1221
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 2: Gross yuck. Actually, you do a pretty good job, so

1222
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:56,720
Speaker 2: you give good love to me, babe. Okay, good, great Sydney,

1223
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 2: so proud of you. You eat really well. You want

1224
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 2: to show me sometimes do it for the pod? The pot?

1225
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 2: Would you do it for the pod?

1226
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,959
Speaker 1: I don't think we could do the pot after because

1227
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: then I would be like, yo, I see Maurice's cat.

1228
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 4: Good God, no wonder she got appointments. She is real cute,

1229
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 4: ashy and this I found a gray pube and I

1230
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 4: almost died. Could go grow?

1231
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 2: They do it? Hurts? It's wrong. I pulled it. I

1232
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 2: pulled it out.

1233
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your spirit went right with it. Yeah, it

1234
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: was your fucking whole soul just left. Why lord, I'm

1235
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: about to put some just for men on my It

1236
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 1: looks it's just for men because I'm doing it just

1237
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: for men.

1238
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it for me. Yo, this is the

1239
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 2: best ad. That's the best advert. Fucking just for men.

1240
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, Marie here from the unoficial expert, let's talk

1241
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 4: about just for men for your your cooka cook?

1242
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 2: Is that you? I mean?

1243
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I feel like, uh, you know, speaking

1244
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: on behalf of eating, I realized that I am a

1245
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: real lesbian because I look at it and.

1246
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, this looks good.

1247
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever look at a penis

1248
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: again and be like, yeah, I'm here for that.

1249
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: Because I'm not. No one is here for I mean,

1250
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 2: I guess we are all here for. I mean Andrew's like,

1251
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 2: I'm only here for the dick.

1252
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: So that's why you're You're on the pod right now,

1253
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: for the dick.

1254
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 2: For the dick. For the people in your DMS.

1255
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 3: Some of them the cue.

1256
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 2: Some of them are crazy.

1257
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: Well wait, we do and what do you do for us, Andrew?

1258
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: All the stuff that we do for you, all the

1259
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: dick that we bout to get you.

1260
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, glow up with us.

1261
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 3: I show up early, I show up on time. He

1262
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 3: said he'd be prompt.

1263
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 2: He did. Also, you took half his bagel last week.

1264
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 1: Next time when we do that, can I get another baker?

1265
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 7: No?

1266
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: You didn't respond, kind of get a big old.

1267
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 3: We're too busy.

1268
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 1: But you know, when the pod blows up, you're coming.

1269
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: So what the fuck?

1270
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, yeah, Andrew, the hock is wrong with you?

1271
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

1272
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: You got people fucking DM DM DM ing us like, ah,

1273
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: thank god he has a mic.

1274
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 2: Now there are people also who say you don't need

1275
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 2: a mic?

1276
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 3: Are there real? Yeah?

1277
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, problematic.

1278
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't please everybody.

1279
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 4: People were like, give him a microphone, and then other

1280
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 4: people were like, I like him just shouting in the

1281
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 4: background faintly.

1282
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: Yes. Wait, oh okay, someone left us a really nice

1283
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: message in our d MS, and I just want to

1284
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: shout mag underscore doll, Hey, boo, Hey.

1285
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 2: What's up?

1286
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: Let me look at your page real quick, Maggie Smith.

1287
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 2: Oh is that your son? He's so cute. Okay.

1288
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: I've been listening to YouTube you for almost a year now,

1289
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: and I just started following you all on instant because

1290
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at social media, and I just want to

1291
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: reach out and say, you too, are the fucking funniest

1292
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: and so fun to listen to. It's like being in

1293
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: a conversation with friends where all I have to do

1294
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: is listen and laugh. And I can't tell you how

1295
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: much it makes my week. I've never wished I lived

1296
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: in NYC until I realized how easy it would be

1297
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: to see you two live.

1298
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 2: Wow, that's it really is easy.

1299
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 6: Is a lot of the shows A lot of shows

1300
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 6: be free too, go baby, you better scoop them up now,

1301
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 6: because listen, when the tickets cost lots and lots of money.

1302
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, yeah, I ran out of comp.

1303
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: Anyway, Thanks for being amazing and for recording it for

1304
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: US Minnesotians to hear all the way.

1305
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 2: In the middle of the country.

1306
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:51,479
Speaker 1: Minnesota, Minnesotian Maggie, Maggie, we love you, girl.

1307
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

1308
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for I thank you for that cute ass message.

1309
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: You be leaving these messages and I'm like, shit.

1310
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 2: We are doing stuff. We are doing stuff.

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Speaker 1: It is crazy how positive the messages be because I'd

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Speaker 1: be like, really, you're getting this, You're getting.

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Speaker 2: That from this. Yeah, So I always appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: Also, I post when we posted the two solo episodes

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00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 4: ago when I was like, oh, I just want to

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00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 4: quit all things comedy and this is dumb.

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00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 2: People were like, hey, Marie, I also freelance.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of messages when people were like,

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Speaker 1: you know a quote that gets me through my.

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00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 2: And it was like, thanks so much, guys, thank you

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Speaker 2: for all of this.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, if you heard the episode, she was like,

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00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm not like suicidal or anything. I'm just letting you

1324
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,439
Speaker 1: know I'm fucking don't want to do a comedy.

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00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 4: I'm tired, I'm tired of comedy today and it happens. Yeah,

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00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 4: but you know, me and comedy are COOLi and so

1327
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 4: you know we're talking again.

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00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 2: I like comedy now.

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00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: Lastly, one more thing, someone said that we should have

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00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: a hotline where people can leave voicemails. Yes, so I

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00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: think that's what we're gonna do, where you record a

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00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: voice memo and send it to our DMS and we

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Speaker 1: will play.

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Speaker 4: So I feel like it's gotta be a different way,

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Speaker 4: Like we got to set up like a.

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Speaker 2: Google will mail box, voicemail, your something. Yeah, it can't

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Speaker 2: be voice on.

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Speaker 3: The phone transfer that. Oh wait, actually no, no, no you can.

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01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 3: You could if we plug in the phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can, but we would have to plug the

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Speaker 2: phone in.

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Speaker 4: Isn't there a way to set up like a like

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01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 4: a number that they can so they're all in the

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Speaker 4: same place.

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Speaker 3: Uh No, I could. I could get it set.

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Speaker 2: Up like a Google voicemail or get something like that.

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01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 3: If you want to do that, I could absolutely.

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01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, come along, Gay produce an he does he does

1349
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 2: for us because we do's for him. He does for

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01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 2: us because he does for me.

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01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh I don't have it right, Okay, So I'm tired

1352
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: and my breath is hot, so I have to leave soon.

1353
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 2: We gotta go already I'm already halfway out the door.

1354
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, keep doing what you guys are doing.

1355
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: We're out here, We're trying.

1356
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: And we're doing.

1357
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: We're trying to do everything that we can keep doing

1358
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: for y'all, but better, and we're getting closer.

1359
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 2: Were you give me your hand? I feel like your

1360
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 2: hand was just Did you wash your hands before you pay?

1361
01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 2: I did?

1362
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 3: I want to.

1363
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 2: I wash my fucking hands. May give me your hand,

1364
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 2: I swear.

1365
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 4: I feel like you just had your nails in your mouth.

1366
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 4: I feel like it was a lot which is happening

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01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 4: just now.

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01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: Just give me your hand. You cannot hold it on

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01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 2: the outside. I'm gonna put it over the top. Friendship, man,

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01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 2: let's have them friends.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, you guys, have a blessed Friday.

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01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 2: You hear me. You heard me, You heard me.

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01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 4: Have a blessed Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, saturdayday, have

1374
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 4: a beautiful whatever day. You listen to the podcast. You

1375
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 4: know we're here for y'all. I mean mainly we're here

1376
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 4: for us. I mean mainly for y'all because we're not

1377
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,439
Speaker 4: really making no money. So this is for the love

1378
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 4: of the game. I love it for the love of

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01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 4: the game, for the love some unreasonable Jamaican dick.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thank you mine, Forever.

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Speaker 7: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:59,560
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1383
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:04,320
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1384
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,160
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1385
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,160
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