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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret, You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Oh do I ever have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: So my best friend is set to get married next weekend,

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Speaker 3: but her fiance got drunk like two weeks ago and

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Speaker 3: ended up crashing at our house because him and my

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Speaker 3: husband are friends.

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Speaker 2: And he totally hit on me and totally told.

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Speaker 3: Me that he's always liked me more and always thought

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Speaker 3: I was hotter, but because I was taken, that's why

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Speaker 3: he's marrying my best friend.

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Speaker 2: And all the no, no, I am like, dude, you

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Speaker 2: can't say this to me right now, you know, Like

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Speaker 2: I can't have this in my head. And like now

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Speaker 2: I'm like, do I go to my friend and like say,

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Speaker 2: you're marrying your wrong guy? He's like a total and

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Speaker 2: like I feel like he might.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Now I get that vibe from him.

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Speaker 3: And it didn't even make me feel good to be like,

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Speaker 3: oh he thought I was hot you know. It just

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Speaker 3: made me think like it's he's gone, you know, like

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Speaker 3: he shouldn't be paying that stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, also, if he's friends with your husband, that's a

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Speaker 1: little bit disrespectful too.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, you're right, it is.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that that's so funny. I

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Speaker 2: was also I was like, oh, my husban is but

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Speaker 2: you're right, it's just like disrespectful all around. So I

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Speaker 2: am just like you. And now it's in my brain

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Speaker 2: and I'm supposed to be at the wedding next weekend

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Speaker 2: like we all are. And like, you don't even know

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Speaker 2: if he'll remember it because he was like drunkie pamps,

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Speaker 2: you know. I don't know, so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe just tell your husband let him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you need to check your friends, you know,

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Speaker 2: like you.

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Speaker 1: Find out how man loves you too at the same time.

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Speaker 2: But it's not a twofer and we're not going to

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Speaker 2: be sister wise, so like, fare your stuff out, you know.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Oh thanks for letting me get it in my chest.

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Speaker 3: I'm so stressed out about it.

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Speaker 1: But hey, what's up? Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 4: I do, I really do. Okay, So when my husband

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Speaker 4: pisses me off, I'm always trying to find little ways

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Speaker 4: to just get back at him and just kind of

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Speaker 4: give him the finger behind his back. So my new

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Speaker 4: thing is if I'm not shopping with his credit card,

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Speaker 4: I am using his face razor to shave under my arms.

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Speaker 1: Say that again more time.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I used my husband's face raiser under my arms.

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Speaker 1: I've definitely done that. Don't have a husband, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I didn't have a razor with me, and his

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Speaker 1: razor was in the bathroom, so I just used that.

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Speaker 1: Would your husband care?

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Speaker 4: Probably, especially if like I haven't showered yet and I'm

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Speaker 4: just like doing a quick you know, summertime. Sometimes you

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Speaker 4: just doing a quick shave, and I'm kind of like,

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Speaker 4: screw you. So when he annoys me, in my mind, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, I use your.

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Speaker 3: Razor under my arms.

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Speaker 1: I think that does happen a lot. Probably, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got on your face. Yeah, I just assume it's going

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Speaker 1: on with my razor at all times, even if nobody's there.

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Speaker 1: I just assume somebody's coming in and shaving something that

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want on my face. Is that in your toothbrush? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, No problem.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?