WEBVTT - Ep. 48: Over-Stripping for Swedish Pacu

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<v Speaker 1>They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in

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<v Speaker 1>their mouth. Seriously, these guys couldn't have stripped any hotter

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<v Speaker 1>if that'd been killed on the day. Move on to

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<v Speaker 1>the next plug, and can you start map? You know

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna take you a few years. It's not freaking

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<v Speaker 1>internet overnight ship. I'm sure I missed a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>fish die off catastrophes, and if I missed one of

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<v Speaker 1>the ones in your area, let us know where you're

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<v Speaker 1>not catching fish anymore. Good morning, degenerate anglers, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Bend to the fishing podcast that you insist wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>as big as you thought it was the second it

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<v Speaker 1>snaps your line because you were high sticking. I'm Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Surmelli A Miles Nulty, and I appreciate that intro very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, because if there's one constant in the angling

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<v Speaker 1>community among us anglers, and I don't care who you are,

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<v Speaker 1>what you fish for, how you fish, whatever, how long

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<v Speaker 1>you've been doing it, we all lie, and we particularly

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<v Speaker 1>lie and we lose fish. It's just something that we

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<v Speaker 1>do absolutely and I can take it, and I can

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<v Speaker 1>take it a step further like um in many respects.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even have to hook it, Like, how many

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<v Speaker 1>times have you been fishing? Right at least I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You get hit, you botch it for whatever reason, and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else on the boat sees it happen and goes,

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<v Speaker 1>did you just get bit? And the reaction is so

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<v Speaker 1>often Yeah, yeah, it was a little fish. Though it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little one. It's a little guy, a little twelve inure,

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<v Speaker 1>but it could have been a twenty in brown and

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<v Speaker 1>you know it, and you're still gonna say that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's yeah, that's kind of my That's interesting because

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<v Speaker 1>like too, if I'm being honest here, and I usually am,

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<v Speaker 1>I go the other way, like because any fish that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lose or miss are monsters. To clarify, I might

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<v Speaker 1>have lost a monster. I'm just saying I never know,

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<v Speaker 1>but like in my mind, that's what I tell myself

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<v Speaker 1>and others who are around me. If I don't catch

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<v Speaker 1>the fish and I don't, I think it's personally because

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<v Speaker 1>I get so jacked, Like if none, if it's a dink, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying like I turn a four inch or

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<v Speaker 1>into a trophy, but if I hook a good fish,

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<v Speaker 1>my mind will just conjure at image, like I'm I

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<v Speaker 1>get this image of of something that's much larger than

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<v Speaker 1>what's actually on the line. Oftentimes, when I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a good one, that I do land it right,

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<v Speaker 1>like like I superimpose the image of the fish that

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be fighting onto the fish that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually fighting. And if I land it, the fantasy is

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<v Speaker 1>out the window, it's gone, it's shattered. But if I

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<v Speaker 1>lose it, I get to hold onto that fantasy and

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<v Speaker 1>that remains the biggest fish anyone in the boat has

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen. Wow, that's see, that's interesting, see because this

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<v Speaker 1>is where we differ, Like where where where you're like

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<v Speaker 1>hopeful optimism crashes into my my pervasive cynicism. Hey, this

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<v Speaker 1>is what happens. So so you get all juice stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and imagine greatness. I'm just assuming the worst all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like this. It generally happens when I'm fishing

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<v Speaker 1>with other people, Like it only works like I need witnesses,

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<v Speaker 1>and I swear it's almost like involuntary, But I think

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<v Speaker 1>it happens more out of anger and embarrassment than anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Because when I lose a fish, like and I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big one. I just want to move on,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm inside, I'm seating, and I don't really I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really like yeah, like I'm saying like that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's my point. Like you have like a fish come

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<v Speaker 1>up and flash your streamer and like somebody else on

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<v Speaker 1>the boat sees that line, godink and did you get

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<v Speaker 1>bit and like you were sleeping on it or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is right, and it's like I'm a bitch. That

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<v Speaker 1>was twenty two inch brown, Like I'm like, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a little one. Because I don't really feel like

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<v Speaker 1>dissecting like why that just happened and how I just

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<v Speaker 1>set up. I just want to move on, like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to dwell on it, so my gut is

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<v Speaker 1>not to be like, oh that was a freaking giant

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<v Speaker 1>because then you know people are like, well, why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you should have done this? Why did you strip him?

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<v Speaker 1>Or once you pause, I just want to move on.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you you painted mind is optimist stick and

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<v Speaker 1>but I I think my way is just as much

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<v Speaker 1>an ego thing as what you're talking about. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>want everyone in the boat, including myself, to think I

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<v Speaker 1>just hooked mega that they missed right, like they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get mega. I did, even if I even if I

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, right, I see it that way too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can, this is true. I remember the details of

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<v Speaker 1>big fish I lost, down to every little iota of

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<v Speaker 1>the weather, where I was, what I was doing. I

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<v Speaker 1>can go back more than thirty years and recount exact

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<v Speaker 1>stories of big fish I lost. Those ones. They stick

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<v Speaker 1>with me, sure, I think. I think the story that

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<v Speaker 1>encapsulates the point that we're talking about right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>was fishing the Yellowstone with my closest fishing buddy at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and the conditions. It was one of those

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<v Speaker 1>days where you just you knew, big trout we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get caught. You know. We're on the ass end

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<v Speaker 1>of runoff, and the water was high, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>dropping and it had that emerald green like the oh

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<v Speaker 1>that beautiful, and the flow was like it was high,

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<v Speaker 1>it was ripping, so all the fish were pushing into

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<v Speaker 1>the soft water on the banks, the big fish and

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<v Speaker 1>the little fish. And when that's going on, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's happening. The big fish is just chowing

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<v Speaker 1>on all those little fish because they got no place

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<v Speaker 1>to hide. And we were doing well on this particular day,

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<v Speaker 1>like we were consistently getting solid fish, but we hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>got the fish we were after and the one we

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<v Speaker 1>knew we could get that day. It was just one

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<v Speaker 1>of those days. And I made this perfect cast into

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<v Speaker 1>the soft pocket and I just got slammed. Right. I

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<v Speaker 1>was fly fishing this, I was throwing streams. I was

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<v Speaker 1>throwing a nine weight for trout, and I could not

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<v Speaker 1>turn this fish. It was a big, heavy, stink tips giant,

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<v Speaker 1>giant streamer, and like I got slammed and I could

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<v Speaker 1>not turn. It takes off straight up stream. I'm fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>I fight it for like I thought it for a

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<v Speaker 1>good thirty seconds before the hook pulled. Now, I never

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<v Speaker 1>saw that fish. It is very possible that I gaffed

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<v Speaker 1>a sixteen incher right in the side and that thing

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<v Speaker 1>turned into the current and just dragged me. Right, But

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the story that I tell anybody else who

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<v Speaker 1>was there or myself or were you right now, Because

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind, I know I had a thirty in

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<v Speaker 1>brown that this is this is too good, right, this

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<v Speaker 1>is too funny, because the story I have, man, it

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly like that. But I came to the exact

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<v Speaker 1>opposite conclusion. So I was mousing for Browns at night

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<v Speaker 1>with my buddy Joe Dimo Theris, who's been on the

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<v Speaker 1>show several times, and man, it was it was a

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<v Speaker 1>really slow night, Like we went miles without touching of fish.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what happens when that happens, like you

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<v Speaker 1>start to start to like zone out a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>um and then out of nowhere, just when you start

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<v Speaker 1>to zone out, you get jacked. And that's exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me. And just like your story, I swung

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<v Speaker 1>on this fish and I could not move it. I

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<v Speaker 1>just could not move and I was only fishing a

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<v Speaker 1>sixth weight I think. And this fish, it gave me

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<v Speaker 1>three big headshakes but I don't know how to describe

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<v Speaker 1>them other than wide, like it wasn't like a fish,

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<v Speaker 1>just like jiggling its head real fast, like a little shaker,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this was like the wall wall and it's pulsing

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<v Speaker 1>the frigging rod And I got I got these few

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<v Speaker 1>shakes out of it and in the fly pole, and

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<v Speaker 1>I instantly go, that was really weird. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>that was a foul hook fish, right, I just and

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<v Speaker 1>I I knew Darren, well it wasn't. But I just

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<v Speaker 1>went to the instant downplay. Also advantage because it's dark,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like, how much did Joe really see? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't have seen what just happened right then and there.

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<v Speaker 1>And Joe d who keeps it real always just like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a giant ass brown trout that you just lost.

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<v Speaker 1>So same story, nearly identical stories, different mindset, totally opposite reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I'm convinced, however, that either of us

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<v Speaker 1>were throwing a poppy mcpop face from thirteen Fishing, those

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<v Speaker 1>fish would have stayed pinned because then the sticky probably yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I wouldn't have been mousing or fly fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can attest to the sharpness of the hooks

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<v Speaker 1>on that particular papo. Also sharp is our ability to

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<v Speaker 1>just work in a plug for our sponsored thirteen Fishing,

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<v Speaker 1>Just like that. We talk a lot about thirteen rods

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<v Speaker 1>and reels, but you, uh, you should, you should not

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<v Speaker 1>forget their lures. We have in the aforementioned and beautifully

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<v Speaker 1>named poppy make pop face. Uh, it's just no kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a well made, just badass all around popper.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan of the clear perch pattern for

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<v Speaker 1>Smalley's So I have not thrown that one. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to get that an arsenal. And I'm glad to

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<v Speaker 1>know there's a fish out there that you still know

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<v Speaker 1>how to land, but put trouble on it and you

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<v Speaker 1>can get them in, because apparently we both suck at

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<v Speaker 1>landing big trout, but personal shortcomings aside. It's it is

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<v Speaker 1>appropriate that you brought up night fishing for truck, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's what's happening in the story. We've got for smooth

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<v Speaker 1>Moves this week. This is part of the show where

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<v Speaker 1>we let guide and captains and shop kids and anyone

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<v Speaker 1>else in the fishing industry tell us tales of dumb

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<v Speaker 1>ship their clients have done. And we're bringing back our

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<v Speaker 1>good friend and ozark trout grew Steve Daly. It makes you,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes you feel any better. At least you got

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<v Speaker 1>the chance to like field those three headshakes. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>the connection with your giant night brown for a few seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the dufus and the saga we're all about to hear,

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<v Speaker 1>he never got that chance. Why back again is the

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<v Speaker 1>the the man, the myth, the legend, the infamous Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Daly who it's been too long since we've actually talked, Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how long ago was that we had

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<v Speaker 1>last had you on, but whatever it was, it was

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<v Speaker 1>too long. You've been too busy, like making money or whatever. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've been you've been out collecting move moves stories

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<v Speaker 1>about stupid ship that's been going on, and supposedly you

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<v Speaker 1>have a great one for us. So yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we need to explain that. Like as busy as as

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<v Speaker 1>Steve is, like you came to us, you were like

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<v Speaker 1>I need I have to tell this story. So this

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<v Speaker 1>has got to be, like it's got to be a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. Okay. So I've had these two reprobates in

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<v Speaker 1>those of the boat that I know quite well, and

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<v Speaker 1>they've called me into taking them night fishing because it

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be and it has the prospects. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some rising water coming after dark, and there was an

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<v Speaker 1>unusual water pattern that we don't usually get. Anyway, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got in a dark and it's beautiful evening floating on

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<v Speaker 1>get down the river, the sun setting, it's all picturesque,

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<v Speaker 1>and we start fishing and there's there's one instruction I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to give all night because some buggers aren't listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Is slow down, That's the That's always been the key

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Did you get out there and you think, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to catch a big fish. It's it's all

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<v Speaker 1>going to happen, and the adrenaline and cast at the

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<v Speaker 1>cast more cast more, cast castre that's what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like slow down and slow down and repetitive,

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<v Speaker 1>mind numbingly repetitive instruction. The guide sitting there in the oars.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've managed to go along. We've pulled up, and

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<v Speaker 1>the fish is not great, partly because they can't actually

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<v Speaker 1>track down the flies. They're coming back at the speed

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<v Speaker 1>of sound. And seriously, these guys couldn't have stripped any

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<v Speaker 1>harder if they've been fueled on cocaine. All right, So

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<v Speaker 1>we've got down and the night's gone, and we've got

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<v Speaker 1>one small brown that fells that stupidly swam into the fly,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've got a few rainbows that you barely want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about, and we've got down to the end,

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<v Speaker 1>and seriously, they've almost worn out the beer. There's one

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<v Speaker 1>beer left on the boat. As we come back to

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<v Speaker 1>the last little rock shelf from this, a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of turbulent water on the downstream side, and it's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to pull up here in it. This is

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<v Speaker 1>my last shot right the boat ramps at seventy yards away.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get these guys in a fish because

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<v Speaker 1>I'd really like to see them catch a good fish

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<v Speaker 1>for at least the effort and factually worn the fingers

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<v Speaker 1>out scripping um. Did I mentioned they should slow down again?

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<v Speaker 1>This is about how the conversations going. And we're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there at this edge and just like they've just whipped

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<v Speaker 1>it through and you know, it's basically a swing. Just

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<v Speaker 1>stay in contact with that fly and let it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait for the bump. And finally one of them sits

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<v Speaker 1>down and says I'm done. I'm gonna have the last beer.

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<v Speaker 1>And the other one in the back is just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's tangled up or something stupid. And I

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<v Speaker 1>did the stupid thing. I said, let me have that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>let me have and it's a boat ramp fish on board.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been trying to work out how I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell these guys and it's like, just spin the evening

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<v Speaker 1>out for another fifteen minutes. Let's go spaghetti my and

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of glasses of red wine and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and enjoy the evening. And I make three casts. The

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<v Speaker 1>second one I feel this tap and it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>when I don't say anything. In the third cast, whap

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<v Speaker 1>hits it said him to it. It comes back and

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<v Speaker 1>because it's night fishing, it comes back like a log

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<v Speaker 1>to Yeah. Yeah, they don't pull that, and seemingly at

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<v Speaker 1>night and this thing just comes. I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that when you're done. But that's interesting you bring

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<v Speaker 1>that up. I've noticed that too, that they don't fight

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<v Speaker 1>at nate. They don't fight it nate, not like not

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<v Speaker 1>like a daytime. And you know, we shine the light

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<v Speaker 1>over the side, and here's the fish and I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at now I'm feeling really bad. The boys are actually

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<v Speaker 1>quite exciting because it's the first indecent fish they've seen

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<v Speaker 1>all night and the fact that they're idiot guy has

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<v Speaker 1>swung the rod Joe man, you know, the saddest but

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<v Speaker 1>the old story. You know, you know who the idiot burned.

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<v Speaker 1>The name was no Viles, Bloody Dolty. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>this was all about you, that was this was all

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<v Speaker 1>about me. This is my smooth move in Daly's boat,

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<v Speaker 1>because here's the scene. But we're talking smooth moves. We've

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<v Speaker 1>all done them, guide not guide, whatever, journalist, photographer, We've

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<v Speaker 1>all done that stupid ship. And that's the Isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>the fishing? You took a whole night flow in Arkansas

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<v Speaker 1>and just burned your flies all night long. I will,

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<v Speaker 1>I will, I will admit, I will admit to him

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<v Speaker 1>to do this. I should also say this is purely

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<v Speaker 1>an act of hubers, because at that time I was

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<v Speaker 1>at the height of my guiding career. I really felt

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<v Speaker 1>like I was dialed into the streamer scene in my

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<v Speaker 1>local waters, and so I was fishing it the way

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<v Speaker 1>I knew was gonna work on the big brown shop

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<v Speaker 1>for me. And Dally kept saying, like, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>might want to slow down, and I'm like, I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to catch big brown shout, like I know how

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<v Speaker 1>to fish stream dude, Like I appreciate it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>know how to do this, And I would not listen

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<v Speaker 1>until he literally said, well, let me have a crack

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<v Speaker 1>at It took three casts and stuck at twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>right in front of me. It was it was one

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<v Speaker 1>of those It was one of those times I will

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<v Speaker 1>never forget because I I had to take that humility

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<v Speaker 1>pill to recognize that even if I think I know

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<v Speaker 1>the situation, that I know the style of fishing, that

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<v Speaker 1>I know the fish, I don't necessarily know it everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>and I was wrong. It's fascinating to me though, because

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a lack of It's not trout

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<v Speaker 1>fishing ability, it's like night fishing ability, because everything you do,

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<v Speaker 1>like even striper's like you're throwing a black plug at night.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, how do I reel that? Like pain? Everything

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<v Speaker 1>is slow? Like I feel like that's any predator fishing

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<v Speaker 1>at night slow as the way to go. So was

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<v Speaker 1>that was that like A had you not night fished much? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I have had. I have night fish, but

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<v Speaker 1>not nearly as much as you two guys. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. You don't. The rivers around here are not

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily safe to float at night because water. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I need to reciprocate and now like dig up

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<v Speaker 1>a guide who can smooth moves me because I know

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<v Speaker 1>that they're out there. This took me way off. At

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<v Speaker 1>what point in the story did you realize this was

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<v Speaker 1>about you? I imagine as soon as you started up, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you said, of course, I don't. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a horse's ass. No work perfectly funny. I think it's hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the end of the day, this is less

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<v Speaker 1>about smooth move. Seriously, this is this is not about

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<v Speaker 1>just customers. We just get to get the stories because

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<v Speaker 1>we see more of them. It's about stupid people doing

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<v Speaker 1>stupid ship when they're fishing, when it comes down to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the that's the joy, because yeah, I get

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<v Speaker 1>people in my boat all the time when you comers

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<v Speaker 1>and go yeah, it's like you don't need to be

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<v Speaker 1>any good to love this game and have a great time, right. Truly,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that every story I tell about clients it's

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<v Speaker 1>because I love those clients and I love those other

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<v Speaker 1>bits because they're really funny. Doesn't mean I don't like them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing about this guy. We all screw this

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<v Speaker 1>up all the time, and embracing our own screw ups

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<v Speaker 1>and being able to laugh at him with our buddies

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<v Speaker 1>is half the fun of fishing. What a twist man

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone listening, No joke, I honestly had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>that was going to be a story about Miles I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was genuinely surprised, and I actually, man, that was

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<v Speaker 1>that was very well played, beautiful played. Thank you, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>I was, I will. I will say I was proud

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<v Speaker 1>of that idea when it came to me when I

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<v Speaker 1>was not sleeping one night, I was like to do

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<v Speaker 1>this because we we dog on all these random strangers

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<v Speaker 1>in the the statement, right, and most of them, most of

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<v Speaker 1>them probably deserve it. But it's not like you were,

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<v Speaker 1>I are above criticism, right, Nope. We we did that

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<v Speaker 1>whole show a couple of weeks ago about flexing and

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<v Speaker 1>fishing and sometimes sometimes it's easy to fly X when

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<v Speaker 1>you're the guide. And this goes for paid guides and

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<v Speaker 1>informal guides, Like anytime you're in that kind of role

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<v Speaker 1>of of leading, you're on your homewater, you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on, and you get to sit there and critique

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<v Speaker 1>someone else's fishing, but you never actually have to fish yourself. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And and when I get thrust out of my comfort

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<v Speaker 1>zone and I have to be the angler on someone

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<v Speaker 1>else's boat, on their water, not knowing exactly what I'm doing,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a good chance I'm gonna screw it up. And

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<v Speaker 1>I admit that I learned from it, but I screwed up.

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<v Speaker 1>I commend you. I commend you. I thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>burying my soul talking about downplaying the size of some fish.

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<v Speaker 1>I goofed, but that was next level, So good on you. Um. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>let's find out who our audio engineer, Phil is going

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<v Speaker 1>to commend this week. Following the Battle Royale we tend

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<v Speaker 1>to sometimes now and again referred to as fish news,

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<v Speaker 1>fish news. That escalated quickly, So we mentioned last week

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<v Speaker 1>that we'd be unveiling a pretty significant contest this week.

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<v Speaker 1>More can then the previous contest. And if you subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>to the Fishing Weekly newsletter, and we hope that you do, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>you you already know what's up. Okay, you've got the

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<v Speaker 1>inside track. But for those of you that don't pay attention,

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<v Speaker 1>because um, one of you is going to get to

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<v Speaker 1>be on bent with me and Miles. That is correct.

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<v Speaker 1>One lucky winner, one very very lucky winner, super lucky,

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<v Speaker 1>so lucky. It's gonna get to record a smooth move

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<v Speaker 1>segment with us. It's gonna be remote. We're not like,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna fly out to sit in Joe's home

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<v Speaker 1>office or my spare bedroom slash office slash child playroom.

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<v Speaker 1>But we do want to record your story about the

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<v Speaker 1>most idiotic, insane, funny, crazy, or just what the thing

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever seen or done while out fishing. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>and to sweeten the pot, said winner will also get

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<v Speaker 1>him or herself a swag pack of meat Eator fishing

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<v Speaker 1>peril and stickers. Plus we'll throw in some bent stickables

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what we do. But I mean, the bigger

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<v Speaker 1>payout is obviously the fifteen minutes of quasi semi fame,

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd call it for for you and yeah for

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<v Speaker 1>you in the world of degenerate anglers, so true, all

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<v Speaker 1>your other degenerates will be jealous to enter. All you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do is go to the meat eater dot com

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<v Speaker 1>slash get bent all right, follow the instructions, share your story.

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<v Speaker 1>You can write as much as you want. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get I'm gonna give you a little hint here we

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<v Speaker 1>are into the whole brevity thing. We are less is more,

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<v Speaker 1>So give us the gist, give us, give us the lure,

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<v Speaker 1>the hook, whatever you whatever you wanna call it. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This contest is open to everyone, but you bent die

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<v Speaker 1>hard to know what we like and you know how

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<v Speaker 1>to get our attention, So we're we're privileging you. You do,

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<v Speaker 1>you do, and you've got until July to enter and

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<v Speaker 1>get our attention. We'll pick a winner. Miles and I

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<v Speaker 1>are doing the picking, of course, shortly after that, and

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<v Speaker 1>set up a time to record with you, which is

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<v Speaker 1>seriously very easy and chill like. It's not a scary production.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone can do it, you know, So don't worry. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need a microphone, you don't need you You just

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<v Speaker 1>need to be able to talk and tell a good story.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do this and we'll all hang out, will crack

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<v Speaker 1>a beer, will shoot the ship digitally for a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be good times. You know what else, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is a really good time m drinking beer or other

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<v Speaker 1>beverages with our our audio engineer, Phil. He's just such

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<v Speaker 1>a such a cool, fun, hilarious, handsome person. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm not just saying that because fish News is

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<v Speaker 1>a competition where Joe and I do not know which

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<v Speaker 1>story is the other guys bringing the table, and that

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<v Speaker 1>Phil will pass judgment on us at the end. That's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying it because I mean it. Phil from the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of my heart. So it's your lead this week. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you guys have at it? Yeah, okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>aren't saying any of that to get on Phil's good night,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So maybe Phil will enjoy a feel good

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<v Speaker 1>story that I'm starting with here. UM. And this one

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<v Speaker 1>comes to us from the Washington Post alright headline, WAPO

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<v Speaker 1>right headline, when the pandemic closed this Maryland school, He

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<v Speaker 1>saved the trout. Okay, it's funky one, right, Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I I like this one. So I'm sure some of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are aware of the program called Trout in

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<v Speaker 1>the classroom. Miles, I know you you've heard of this.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's run by Trout Unlimited, UM. And what they

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<v Speaker 1>do is provide schools with tanks, filters, water, chillers, food,

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<v Speaker 1>and about a hundred fertilized rainbow trout eggs. And the

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<v Speaker 1>kids get to raise trout at school, right. And they

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<v Speaker 1>tend to get these setups in the December, and the

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<v Speaker 1>kids care for the trout and by May the fish

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<v Speaker 1>are usually about two inches long, and just before school

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<v Speaker 1>lets out. The part of the fund is they release

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<v Speaker 1>these fingerlings into a local stream. UM and just in

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<v Speaker 1>case sister Helen Laurett, the principle at Incarnation School, where

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<v Speaker 1>I went as listening, where were you on this one? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is amazing and I'd have been all about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We were only ever given rosary beads and told to

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<v Speaker 1>sit quietly and let the Holy Spirit grow within our hearts.

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<v Speaker 1>Um So, Anyway, the fifth graders at Westbrook Elementary School

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<v Speaker 1>in Bethesda, Maryland were all set up to raise their trout,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the pandemic hit, and needless to say, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody was particularly concerned about the fate of those trout, except,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, for one man, Malik Walker, the school's services

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<v Speaker 1>manager right now, Being a pretty avid angler and seeing

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<v Speaker 1>that he was only one of a very few people

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<v Speaker 1>that had access to the school on a daily basis

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<v Speaker 1>through the entire lockdown, he decided he was going to

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<v Speaker 1>care for these trout. But this ended up becoming like

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<v Speaker 1>quite the undertaking and learning experience for Walker, because he

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<v Speaker 1>he admits in the story that while he's caught plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of fish, he's he's never raised them. Okay, So, according

0:23:56.080 --> 0:23:59.200
<v Speaker 1>to the story, about fifty fish died in the first

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 1>two weeks, most because they're apparently jumpers. And a little

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:04.040
<v Speaker 1>little trout would leap out of the tank. So you know,

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 1>he secured the lid. That was kind of step one.

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:08.920
<v Speaker 1>And then then dude just went on YouTube to figure

0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:12.439
<v Speaker 1>out like, okay, what do I that's what you did?

0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Any problem, it's on YouTube, right And for a while

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:20.240
<v Speaker 1>it was fine. He fed the trout and figured out

0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 1>the proper tank cleaning schedule and all that stuff. But

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:27.320
<v Speaker 1>eventually the food that provided food ran out. So what

0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:29.879
<v Speaker 1>did he do on a weekly basis? He would like

0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:35.000
<v Speaker 1>hunt down spiders and crickets and grubs and anything he

0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:38.200
<v Speaker 1>thought would fit in those tiny trout mouths. Okay, good

0:24:38.240 --> 0:24:42.639
<v Speaker 1>on him. So now the school year ends now at summer,

0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:45.359
<v Speaker 1>and before you know it, it's fall. And remember the

0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:48.159
<v Speaker 1>kids usually released the trout at two inches. Well, uh,

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Walker did lose a lot of trout along the way.

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:54.080
<v Speaker 1>But by December twenty, a full year after the eggs arrived,

0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:59.080
<v Speaker 1>he had fifteen foot long rainbow trout. And listen, while

0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I realized that's not many compared to the starting number

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 1>of eggs the school had, that's impressive when you understand

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:11.600
<v Speaker 1>how delicate trout are like. They are extremely difficult to

0:25:11.840 --> 0:25:14.719
<v Speaker 1>raise and keep in captivity. Everything has to be perfect,

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:18.600
<v Speaker 1>so that's quite an impressive feat anyway. So then last

0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 1>December they finally they transferred the remaining trout to coolers,

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:25.320
<v Speaker 1>and some of the students got to go help release

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 1>those fish into the Pawtuxet River, but Walker did not

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 1>go because he got attached to his trout. He was

0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:37.920
<v Speaker 1>too sad, and in the story he even said, yeah,

0:25:38.240 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 1>he even said he's kind of giving up on on

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:45.119
<v Speaker 1>freshwater fishing now and only targeting saltwater fish because he

0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:49.359
<v Speaker 1>bonded with those fifteen trout. Now, I could be a

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:52.240
<v Speaker 1>sicko and point out that Walker's rainbows are at least

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna taste like more than a wet paper towel because

0:25:54.960 --> 0:25:57.639
<v Speaker 1>they've at least been eating natural forage instead of the

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:00.320
<v Speaker 1>friskies cat food like all the other stockers. But won't.

0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I won't say that, okay, because for Walker's sake, I

0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 1>really hope none of his fifteen trout have already been

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:14.680
<v Speaker 1>run through with a wonder boner story. I did not

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:19.040
<v Speaker 1>see that coming. You threw me, That's all I got.

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 1>What do you You really knocked me off balance with

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:26.159
<v Speaker 1>the wonder boner. That's what they do you know, you know,

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a very heartwarming story. I don't know

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 1>about his I don't know how he came to the

0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>conclusion that, like, well, freshwater fish are now friends, but

0:26:36.080 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 1>saltwater fish remained the folks. I don't quite get that,

0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:42.359
<v Speaker 1>but still striper in the eyes before he clubs it,

0:26:42.520 --> 0:26:45.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Sure, whatever whatever you gotta

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 1>do to get through the day, and I'll I will

0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 1>say that I appreciate like the upbeat, positive, heartwarming, you know, like,

0:26:56.600 --> 0:27:00.040
<v Speaker 1>what's the word I'm looking for? Human interest suspect you

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.439
<v Speaker 1>took to lead off today's news, and I am going

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:07.919
<v Speaker 1>to go the opposite direction, entirely not interested in humans

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:10.879
<v Speaker 1>at all. No, no one's gonna be happy and feel

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 1>good at the end of this story. And I will

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:16.160
<v Speaker 1>say that this week I'm doing something a little different.

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:19.159
<v Speaker 1>Joe doesn't know this yet. He's finding out too. I

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:22.600
<v Speaker 1>noticed the theme when doing my fish news research this week.

0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:25.679
<v Speaker 1>So what I'm doing is, instead of doing two stories,

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I just decided to gather a whole bunch of related

0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:36.080
<v Speaker 1>stories into one big story up. I'm doubling down with

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:41.119
<v Speaker 1>with one giant fish news roundup. And uh, you know,

0:27:41.200 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 1>the main takeaway that I got from the reading I

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.880
<v Speaker 1>did this week is that I'm glad I'm not a fish.

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh you know, might have been a shitty year to

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:55.960
<v Speaker 1>be a person, but is shaping up to be a

0:27:56.320 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 1>just exceptionally shitty year for fish. I'm I'm sure that

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:04.920
<v Speaker 1>you have heard about or are living through, the unusually hot,

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:09.840
<v Speaker 1>dry weather that's roasting most of the country this summer. Well,

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:12.480
<v Speaker 1>for us, right that means we we might have to

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:15.680
<v Speaker 1>spend our days mainlining a c and just facing pints

0:28:15.720 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 1>of ice cream for health reasons, you know, for your health,

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:24.159
<v Speaker 1>cool off, for your health, for your health. But for

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:28.720
<v Speaker 1>fish the stakes are somewhat higher. If you go on

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>on the interwebs right now and you search fish kill,

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you will find a disturbing littany stories. So in the

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>interest of keeping you all informed, I'm just gonna give

0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 1>an overview of of the fishy death and destruction going

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 1>on moving from west to east Phil. This needs a

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 1>sound bite right here or something something some kind of

0:28:55.440 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>depending surprises very don't look at shut your eyes, Mary,

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:27.720
<v Speaker 1>and don't look at it no matter what happens. The

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Klamath River flows along the Oregon California border and was

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 1>once a thriving salmon and steelhead fishery, the Klamath River

0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>basin is currently experiencing extreme and exceptional drought, the worst

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>in four decades. While I'm going to focus on the

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.720
<v Speaker 1>fish and fisheries aspect of the story, agriculture in the

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 1>area will also be decimated again this year, so let's

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>hold that too. Salmon in the Clamate have been struggling

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:57.680
<v Speaker 1>for decades, in part due to a parasitic disease called

0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:03.440
<v Speaker 1>sea shasta, which has become a significant problem due to

0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 1>the combination of lower water warmer temperature is a lower

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 1>water table, and the impacts of dams. The parasite can

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 1>kill salmon of all age classes when concentrations reach a

0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 1>high enough level, and right now the concentrations are extremely high.

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>This year. The fish kill began in early May, and

0:30:24.000 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 1>now nineties seven percent of juvenile coho and chinook salmon

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 1>are testing positive for the parasite. Of the observed juvenile

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 1>fish have died. The parasite is predicted to completely wipe

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>out an entire year class of fish whose numbers have

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>already plummeted in the past two generations. You need to

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>get Malik Walker out there on that real quick. He'll

0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>he'll hook him up. Sorry. Moving over to Montella, the

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 1>famed Madison River, which I have fished probably more than

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.400
<v Speaker 1>any other body of water in the country, experienced an

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 1>acute die off of whitefish, trout, and suckers amid water

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>temps soaring into the mid seventies in June. Yeah, it's

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 1>a bit early for that, bit early for that for

0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 1>you guys. Anglers also reported seeing brown trout with the

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>telltale white markings of the Saprolena fungus, which is sometimes

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>referred to as cotton molds. You know I'm talking about

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>because it looks like inspected fish have these like billy

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 1>white cotton bits. It's it's not good. The fungus can

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>be fatal, especially when fish experience other stressors like elevated

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 1>water temps. Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks instituted what are

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>known as hoot owl restrictions early this year on the

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>lower Madisone, meaning that anglers cannot fish from two pm

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:46.240
<v Speaker 1>to midnight. A string of consistently warm summers has greatly

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:48.959
<v Speaker 1>diminished the trout population on that streat to the river,

0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 1>especially brown trout, whose numbers are at fifty of the

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>twenty year average. I will not be fishing the Lower

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Madison at all, no matter what time it is, until

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 1>temps get below sixty five degrees, and I hope that

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:05.719
<v Speaker 1>other people will consider doing the same. Crossing over into Minnesota,

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 1>the dn R is reporting piles of dead fish washing

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 1>up on the shores of some lakes across the northern

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 1>part of the state and even into the Minneapolis suburbs.

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 1>According to Tom Bury, a limnologist who worked for the

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Minnesota dn R, quote, this is a rare occurrence. We

0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 1>have such extreme drought conditions right now. Bury also said

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:26.160
<v Speaker 1>that rapidly warming water temperatures are putting stress on fish

0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 1>and making them more susceptible to infections. Cruis it on

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 1>down to Kansas City. Bush Creek lost an estimated fifty

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 1>two thousand fish so far this summer, after oxygen levels

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 1>dropped to one part per million, which according to the

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:46.320
<v Speaker 1>local fish biologist, Jake Klaur, is lethal to nearly every fish.

0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>For context, five parts per million is considered good oxygen

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 1>saturation for most warm water fish in the summer. The

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 1>vast majority of the fish that died were sunfish, but

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:01.160
<v Speaker 1>common and silver carp also went the up, and if

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>carper dying, yeah, that's not good. You know, it's bad.

0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 1>That's not good. While fish skills happened nearly every summer

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:11.080
<v Speaker 1>in this creek, this year is the worst coal hour

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>has ever seen. To be fair, though, this is an urban,

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:17.200
<v Speaker 1>paved water system, So while it's concerning, it's it's not

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:20.680
<v Speaker 1>the tragic like saying that we're seeing over on the planet.

0:33:20.720 --> 0:33:26.120
<v Speaker 1>In Madison. Scooting over to Delaware, two hundred thousand juvenile

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 1>menhaden died in Rehoboth Bay as a result of low

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 1>levels of dissolved oxygen. Chris Basin, executive director for the

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Delaware Center for Inland Bays, describes Rehobeth as a very

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 1>unhealthy estuary. Miles and miles of concrete canals were cut

0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 1>into the bay to allow for easier boat passage and docking,

0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 1>which destroyed the natural salt marshes. Whereas those marshes were

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>historically flushed by tidal flow, nutrient and toxin lade runoff

0:33:53.760 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 1>from lawns and agriculture now gets trapped in the canals,

0:33:56.440 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 1>which leads to massive fish kills like this one. And

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 1>finally we land in Florida, where it seems like fish

0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>are dying just about everywhere. Many of Florida's fish are

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>dying for the same reasons as in other parts of

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 1>the country, lack of dissolved oxygen exacerbated by alba blooms.

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>But while in much of the country these blooms are

0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:22.320
<v Speaker 1>being caused by midsummer drought and heat, Florida's algae tends

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:26.560
<v Speaker 1>to bloom when rains flush fertilizer into lakes, rivers, estuaries,

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:30.560
<v Speaker 1>and bays, and Florida is just starting their rainy season.

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 1>On the west side, The coastlines north of Tampa Bay

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 1>are littered with fish carcasses as a red tide moves

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 1>up out of the bay. An Emergency Services regional manager

0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>told The Tampa Bay Times that his crews were removing

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty cubic feet of fish parts, or

0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 1>enough to fill two commercial dumpsters every day. This red

0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>tide and related fish kill have not yet reached the

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>catastrophic levels of eighteen when much of Florida's west coast

0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.919
<v Speaker 1>was coated in dead marine life, but the red tide

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>season still young, we still might get there. This part

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 1>of the state hasn't yet received the kind of significant

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.759
<v Speaker 1>rainfall that usually precipitates a major red tide event. So

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.920
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a little confusing, but I have an idea

0:35:12.360 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>that might explain what's going on. The researchers are not

0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:18.479
<v Speaker 1>yet able to make a definitive link. This bloom comes

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:21.759
<v Speaker 1>just months after the Piney Point incident we reported on

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 1>holding ponds discharged nearly two million gallons of wastewater into

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:31.720
<v Speaker 1>Tampa Bay, adding the equivalent to about a hundred thousand

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>bags of fertilizer into the water, and that bite have

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 1>something to do with the red tide bloom. Maybe sticking

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 1>with the algal bloom theme. Over in Boka, Ratne one

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>thousand dead shed washed up on the banks of Sabal Lake.

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Once again. The culprit here was a lack of dissolved

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 1>oxygen due to a prolonged drought followed by the season's

0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 1>first rains, which also contributed to a blue green algae

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 1>bloom and an outbreak of Ciono bacteria around West Palm

0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Beach that's currently threatening the health and safety of public

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:06.759
<v Speaker 1>drinking water. And finally, finishing this doom and gloom story

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:13.320
<v Speaker 1>on Florida's East coast, just stop that might not have

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:17.320
<v Speaker 1>anything to do with dissolve oxygen. For once, scores of

0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 1>colorful tropical reef fish like trigger fish, parrot fish, and

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:23.360
<v Speaker 1>angel fish are washing up on Palm Beach. The exact

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.239
<v Speaker 1>causes of this fish kill have not been announced, but

0:36:26.440 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 1>divers in the area report that water temperatures dropped twenty

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:32.279
<v Speaker 1>degrees from the mid eighties to the mid sixties in

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>less than a week. Such erratic shifts are rare, but

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 1>can happen when winds, currents, and eddies conspire to cause

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:40.880
<v Speaker 1>what are known as upwellings. The previous week, a strong

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:43.279
<v Speaker 1>current from the north was passing the outer edge of

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:46.879
<v Speaker 1>the reef, which may have contributed to the stark temperature change.

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:52.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I missed a couple of fish die off catastrophes,

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>and if I missed one of the ones in your area,

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 1>let us know where. You're not catching fish anymore, I apologize.

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:01.239
<v Speaker 1>There are so many I can't keep track of them all.

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>When I was talking to my wife about this, uh,

0:37:04.960 --> 0:37:08.359
<v Speaker 1>she asked me less. She was like, what's what's your

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 1>takeaway going to be? And how are you going to

0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 1>make this? You know, I'm struggling with that myself, but

0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll go ahead, and the answer is simple, I'm not Yeah,

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 1>this really isn't funny. You like reporting like you're reporting

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>this out of a job, is what you're doing. Like

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:28.600
<v Speaker 1>three weeks from now will be like our new store

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 1>will be like we talked to the one guy that

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:35.000
<v Speaker 1>caught a fish in the United States of America, going

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>to him live. I felt the need like this was

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:40.719
<v Speaker 1>such a pervasive theme. I felt the need to jam

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm not not even doing it. This is news and this,

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 1>this ship is happening. I saw a bunch of these

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:50.239
<v Speaker 1>two and I feel like the reason I didn't grab

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.319
<v Speaker 1>one is because I'm like, well, which one, Like it's

0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 1>it's all the same thing. But you did it the

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 1>right way, you did the journalistic way, and you've covered

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:59.840
<v Speaker 1>them all. That does not make it any less depressing. No,

0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:02.799
<v Speaker 1>don't feel any more excited to do my next story,

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>which is done in a takeaway ahead. Yeah, my, my, my, my,

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 1>go ahead, if you gotta take away hit it. All

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say was, look, look, these droughts and

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:15.880
<v Speaker 1>these fish kills are what they are. There's not a

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 1>ton in the like we can do to stop that

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:22.400
<v Speaker 1>right now. But I will say, um, you know you

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 1>were talking about the Madison in particular, and then shutting

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>them down the fishing there. Um, you know, summer is

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 1>fishing time. We all love to go fishing in the summer.

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Everybody does it, That's what we're all about. But I

0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:38.440
<v Speaker 1>really don't think that enough people pay much mind to

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 1>fish care when it's hot, you know what I mean.

0:38:40.960 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Like that's and and just very very quickly, like the

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:46.160
<v Speaker 1>last couple of weeks, I've been floating to Delaware here

0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 1>with my dad and taking my kids out, and I've

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:50.840
<v Speaker 1>been just taking out this old nasty shad that I

0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 1>had in the freezer, and I'm trying to catch channel cats, right,

0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted. We're swimming and having a good time

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.840
<v Speaker 1>and just like trying to reef on a few channel cats,

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:01.719
<v Speaker 1>and I can only catch stripers. And it's very late

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 1>in the summer for there to be as many stripers

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:07.040
<v Speaker 1>as there are this side this size, in this part

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 1>of the river eating shad. And that's great to catch them,

0:39:10.960 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 1>but every single one of them, I've had to spend

0:39:13.200 --> 0:39:17.000
<v Speaker 1>at least five minutes reviving them so that they can

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:19.239
<v Speaker 1>swim back to the bottom of this cold run that

0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:21.759
<v Speaker 1>they're apparently sitting in you know what I mean, And

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:24.719
<v Speaker 1>you know looking at that going like, well, man, it's

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.799
<v Speaker 1>so neat to be doing this this time of year.

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 1>But I mean you could physically see it, like you

0:39:29.760 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 1>pull them out of these runs they're sitting in and

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 1>they're whooped. I mean that water is seventy five degrees now. Um,

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:38.919
<v Speaker 1>And I think that in general, even with quote warm

0:39:39.000 --> 0:39:43.760
<v Speaker 1>water species, large mouth muskies in particular pipe, um, take

0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>that extra time even if they fought hard. I mean,

0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:49.720
<v Speaker 1>give them, make sure that they're they're going back breathing

0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and strong and kicking off on their own. Because I

0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 1>don't think we think enough about how hot water affects fish.

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>That's all I got to say. No, your takeaways very

0:39:57.680 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>very similar to mine. Um, And I think that we

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:03.839
<v Speaker 1>all I think. For a long time, I won't speak

0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>for other people. For a long time, I sort of

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 1>fell like, well, summertime is my fishing time, and and

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the time you're you're allowed to fish and supposed fish.

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 1>And as I've learned more, especially about cold water species,

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.479
<v Speaker 1>but warm water species too, muskie is a good point.

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Those things are delicate. I'm learning that that that that's

0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 1>not actually the case, and that it's incumbent upon me

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:25.759
<v Speaker 1>to know the conditions on the plate at the different

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:29.239
<v Speaker 1>places where I fish and make my plans accordingly. Right,

0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:31.760
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna change the way I fish this summer

0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>right for right now anyway around me, this part just

0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:38.000
<v Speaker 1>just kind of is pertinent to me. I'm gonna I'm

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna fish way higher up in the systems. I'm gonna

0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:42.839
<v Speaker 1>fish the tiny little creeks and high mountain lakes where

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:45.239
<v Speaker 1>it's still cold, right, instead of the big rivers with

0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 1>the big fish. I'm gonna go. If I want to

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 1>catch and release, I'm gonna go up into the high

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:53.200
<v Speaker 1>creeks um And if I do fish those larger rivers

0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:57.120
<v Speaker 1>and lakes, right, I'm I'm selectively targeting fish I intend

0:40:57.200 --> 0:41:00.440
<v Speaker 1>to harvest because that's the way to do it right

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:05.360
<v Speaker 1>for a while. Anyway, catching release of of vulnerable species

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:08.400
<v Speaker 1>is out for me, And that may sound counterintuitive, but

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:11.239
<v Speaker 1>it's just not ethical in a lot of places a lot,

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:14.360
<v Speaker 1>and I feel the same way. I'm either gonna have

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 1>to find some new channel cats spots where there's actually

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:19.760
<v Speaker 1>channel cats. But you know, I'm fishing these usual places

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 1>where I know the cats are in the summer and

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:24.840
<v Speaker 1>there's just this abundance of stripers there. But I feel

0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 1>bad to the point where like I'm like I should

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 1>just I'm gonna stop doing that for a while, you

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. And just they're there for whatever reason,

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 1>and they're comfortable in this particular run, you know, just

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:37.120
<v Speaker 1>just leave them there. Um. And that's the thing I

0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:39.800
<v Speaker 1>think people don't realize. Yes, you let that fish go,

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:43.800
<v Speaker 1>it swims away, but it's not going to survive. You

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 1>just get to avoid the uncomfortable confrontation of the reality

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 1>of how many fish are killing. Right. So any fish

0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm catching the major rivers, they're going, they're going to

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:57.800
<v Speaker 1>the smoker. And once I get all I want to

0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:02.279
<v Speaker 1>eat that day, I'm gonna stop fishing. Yeah, and you know,

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 1>fish earlier in the day, just pay attention to those. Otherwise,

0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:09.120
<v Speaker 1>if it's hot midday, I'm going carpet fishing. That's what

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do. That's that's my solution. I'm trying to

0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:19.279
<v Speaker 1>think of a transition here, and I guess we can.

0:42:19.360 --> 0:42:24.520
<v Speaker 1>We can go from uh a country where where a

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:27.319
<v Speaker 1>whole lot of fisher die, into another distant country where

0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:30.040
<v Speaker 1>where one is just emerged and just one out of nowhere.

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.879
<v Speaker 1>And I also think the story is a complete lie.

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 1>So this is a short and dumb story. But I

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:39.200
<v Speaker 1>flagged it literally because I think it is fabricated. I

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:41.719
<v Speaker 1>literally think some website or rag paper was short on

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 1>a story and like through darts at a board and

0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:48.279
<v Speaker 1>put them all together and landed on this. Okay, uh

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.560
<v Speaker 1>So I grabbed it from perth now dot com and

0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the headline is um testicle eating pacu fish found lurking

0:42:54.680 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 1>in European waters. Yeah. Yeah, right. So now just based

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:04.080
<v Speaker 1>on that, you might say, okay, maybe because people all

0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:07.400
<v Speaker 1>over the world dump exotics where they're not supposed to be, right,

0:43:07.480 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 1>and your Europe is pretty large. It's fair, it's fairly large, um,

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 1>And I mean there's plenty of places in Europe that

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:16.240
<v Speaker 1>could sustain a paku for a while at least especially

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:18.919
<v Speaker 1>in summer um. And these fish are, of course, they're

0:43:18.960 --> 0:43:22.440
<v Speaker 1>native to the Amazon, to the rainforest, and they're kind of,

0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I would say, becoming sort of a posh fly target.

0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:27.799
<v Speaker 1>Do you agree with that? I think the only thing

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.879
<v Speaker 1>because people want golden dorato, but then they get there

0:43:30.920 --> 0:43:34.640
<v Speaker 1>and they can't find the golden round. So the guys

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 1>like here, you go catch one of these. I think

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:38.680
<v Speaker 1>that's how that happened. Fair, fair, So if you don't

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 1>know what they are, they look like a giant piranha.

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:42.320
<v Speaker 1>In fact, they might be related. I don't know that

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 1>for sure, but they look like a big piranha. Um,

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>but they have instead of sharp piranha teeth, they have

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 1>more human like teeth. And they're vegetarians, right, um, so

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 1>guys on the fly they catch them on like you know,

0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>things that look like floating nuts and seeds and flowers

0:43:56.480 --> 0:44:00.360
<v Speaker 1>and ship um. Anyway, anyway, they're They're also sometimes referred

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:04.279
<v Speaker 1>to as the ball cutter fish because they have been

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:07.680
<v Speaker 1>known to mistake the testicles of unfortunate swimmers for tree

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>nuts in the water. And like, I've never heard that.

0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, I've never heard the testicle lunching story. Yeah yeah, okay,

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 1>now here's the how I've heard this a ton. I'm

0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 1>very shocked you've never heard that before. Um now, now,

0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:29.120
<v Speaker 1>how often does that really happen? I'm guessing not that much,

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 1>like maybe a couple of times, right, But like it

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.760
<v Speaker 1>was Jeremy Wade that basically built the entire River Monsters

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 1>franchise out of telling you it happens a hundred times

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 1>a day, you know what. I It's like every thirteen

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:43.840
<v Speaker 1>point four seconds, another man one of his nuts to

0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:48.799
<v Speaker 1>a packu. Right. But regardless, Um, this is the thing

0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:51.839
<v Speaker 1>that the media has latched onto, the ball cutting, which

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:54.319
<v Speaker 1>is why I'm shocked you haven't heard it. But here's

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:58.280
<v Speaker 1>where this story gets odd. Okay. According to the story,

0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:02.080
<v Speaker 1>the European pacu in question was caught by fisherman and

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:08.880
<v Speaker 1>R Lingren off the coast of Sweden. What right, And

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 1>there's two very there's two very big things wrong with

0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:14.400
<v Speaker 1>this facca refreshwater fish. That's number one. That's a big one.

0:45:14.560 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>That's a big that's the first big red flag waving

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>out there. Right. Um. But but also, while I might

0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 1>buy a pacu being caught in like the south of

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:27.840
<v Speaker 1>France or some river in sudden Italy, perhaps like Sweden,

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:31.800
<v Speaker 1>the maximum high temperature, because I researched at at midday

0:45:31.880 --> 0:45:34.800
<v Speaker 1>in summer in Sweden it's seventy three degrees So I

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 1>find it hard to believe that a pacu would last

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:40.400
<v Speaker 1>in any water there, let alone salt water, which they

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 1>cannot be in ever. Um. But as I found this

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 1>story in three places, Um. One ran a picture of

0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:50.440
<v Speaker 1>a piranha, so that was totally out, and the other

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 1>to show they show a pacu, but they're clearly taken

0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:56.360
<v Speaker 1>in South America, so I'm not seeing any photographic evidence

0:45:56.960 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 1>of this, this alleged Swedish pacu. But wait, because they

0:46:01.680 --> 0:46:03.879
<v Speaker 1>did bring in an expert in the story to tell

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 1>us absolutely nothing. So here's a quote. Henrik Carl, from

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Denmark's Natural History Museum told local media the pacu is

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:14.800
<v Speaker 1>not normally dangerous to people, but it has quite a

0:46:14.920 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 1>serious bite there, but incidents in other countries where some

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:20.840
<v Speaker 1>men have had their testicles bitten off. Carl added that

0:46:20.960 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 1>the pacu fishes are largely vegetarian and nip away at

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:27.439
<v Speaker 1>those in the water only because they are hungry. He said,

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 1>they bite because they're hungry and testicles sit nicely in

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:35.759
<v Speaker 1>their mouth. And I say, Henry, Henrick, you always you

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 1>always know just how to put things so as claves understand.

0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:41.640
<v Speaker 1>So then the story just goes goes on to make

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:44.759
<v Speaker 1>jokes about Swedish meatballs or sweetie meats as I like

0:46:44.840 --> 0:46:48.160
<v Speaker 1>to call them, and ends on something about kimono dragons

0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 1>being equally dangerous. So great job ridding the frigid salt

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.440
<v Speaker 1>waters off Sweden of that one ball cutter in our Lingren,

0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:58.800
<v Speaker 1>who I don't think actually exists. So there's there's my

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>second story, which hopefully we gotta we got a little

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:03.920
<v Speaker 1>laugh after the piles of dead fish from that man.

0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 1>I've got to say we have. We have dug up

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:12.120
<v Speaker 1>some absolutely horrendous fish journalism in nearly a year we've

0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:15.919
<v Speaker 1>been doing this. I think this one wins what's up there.

0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it's completely I don't find the ball biting

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 1>thing to begin with, right, but I get that that's

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:29.320
<v Speaker 1>a that's a lore about these fish. Okay, fine, ball biting.

0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 1>But then you add in those other two completely implausible

0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>elements of a freshwater fish living in saltwater and a

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:42.360
<v Speaker 1>warm water fish living in frigid water, and then you

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:46.680
<v Speaker 1>get the poor dude from the Natural History Museum. You

0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:50.959
<v Speaker 1>bait him into talking about how testicles fit so nicely

0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:55.080
<v Speaker 1>in their mouths, like that poor guy's career. I'm telling you,

0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 1>they threw it and they said it hit fish testicles Sweden,

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:04.319
<v Speaker 1>and they just went from there. I actually hope that's true,

0:48:04.400 --> 0:48:08.560
<v Speaker 1>because then it's creative. Those were the three elements. Do

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 1>you have another story Todair. Do you put it? Put it?

0:48:11.120 --> 0:48:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I put it all in my round up? Alright, alright,

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:15.399
<v Speaker 1>so Phil, that's quite a round up to go through.

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:18.280
<v Speaker 1>If you're feeling morbid today, Miles is the clear winner.

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:21.600
<v Speaker 1>If you're feeling more jokey, I guess I'm your guy.

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 1>But regardless, after we hear from Phil, we're actually gonna

0:48:24.200 --> 0:48:28.279
<v Speaker 1>do a fin clips, which once again brings more testicles

0:48:28.320 --> 0:48:35.920
<v Speaker 1>into this podcast. You guys, supply the testicles, I'll supply

0:48:36.000 --> 0:48:38.800
<v Speaker 1>the dick. So here I am to announce that the

0:48:38.800 --> 0:48:43.640
<v Speaker 1>winner this week is Miles Nulty. I know you guys

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 1>are saying it's impossible that the South American fish was

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:49.719
<v Speaker 1>found in Sweden, and I'm inclined to believe you. But

0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 1>sometimes I go to Burger King and I get in

0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 1>order of fries and I find an onion ring in

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:59.799
<v Speaker 1>those fries. Magic is real, guys. It's all around us,

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:03.719
<v Speaker 1>and someday, if you're lucky, you might just find some

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 1>of that magic off the coast of Sweden, with its

0:49:06.239 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 1>fish lips around your scrotum as small mouth baits go

0:49:13.960 --> 0:49:16.399
<v Speaker 1>helgra mites get a lot of attention. Matter of fact,

0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:19.320
<v Speaker 1>we did an entire end the line segment about the

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 1>many moons ago, because those big, black, nasty, pinching Dobson

0:49:22.640 --> 0:49:25.319
<v Speaker 1>fly larvae just have this uncanny ability to get eaten

0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 1>by a small mouth, even in a place where you

0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>didn't know small mouth existed. Crayfish are good for small mouth,

0:49:30.760 --> 0:49:32.960
<v Speaker 1>and of course you can't really go wrong with a

0:49:33.040 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 1>live shiner. But there's another bait that's talked about less often.

0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 1>In fact, I might call it somewhat hush hush. That's

0:49:39.000 --> 0:49:41.680
<v Speaker 1>closer in effectiveness to those helgram mites than a shiner

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:44.680
<v Speaker 1>or a crayfish could ever be. I'm talking about mad

0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Tom catfish. When you talk about mad tom catfish, or

0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:51.799
<v Speaker 1>stone cats, as they're also called, you're not talking about

0:49:51.840 --> 0:49:55.480
<v Speaker 1>one specific fish. These are members of the Ichtluridae family,

0:49:55.520 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 1>which is the most species rich family of catfish in

0:49:58.360 --> 0:50:01.520
<v Speaker 1>North America. Now, if you're a science geek, you can

0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:03.759
<v Speaker 1>spend all day breaking them down. Just to name a few,

0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:06.800
<v Speaker 1>you've got the mountain mad Tom, slender Matt Tom, Caroline

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:09.800
<v Speaker 1>and mad Tom, elegant Mad Tom, ozark mad Tom, and

0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 1>the brindle mad Tom. The thing is, for the most part,

0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 1>you'd never be able to tell one apart from the

0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:18.600
<v Speaker 1>other using what ich theologists call moristic traits like the

0:50:18.719 --> 0:50:22.200
<v Speaker 1>number of fins or scales or morphometrics, which is a

0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 1>fancy way of saying size and shape of the body. Furthermore,

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 1>because mad tom coloring is often dictated by its environment,

0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:31.279
<v Speaker 1>the freckle belly mad tom you got might actually be

0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:34.640
<v Speaker 1>a brown mad tom or a margin mad tom. Now,

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:36.840
<v Speaker 1>if there's anyone listening, going, what the actual hell is

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.359
<v Speaker 1>he talking about? I fish, I know catfish, but I've

0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:41.800
<v Speaker 1>never heard of a mad tom. Well, that's probably because

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:45.000
<v Speaker 1>you've never accidentally caught one. That would be extremely difficult

0:50:45.080 --> 0:50:48.800
<v Speaker 1>unless you were micro fishing, because mad tom's are super tiny.

0:50:49.320 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 1>An absolute slab would measure eight inches, and you're not

0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:54.359
<v Speaker 1>likely to bump into one at your favorite pay lake.

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Mad tom's prefer moving water and can be found in

0:50:57.080 --> 0:51:00.480
<v Speaker 1>everything from mighty rivers to tiny creeks. As long as

0:51:00.520 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a rocky bottom. Mad tom slip under rocks and

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.879
<v Speaker 1>slide into tiny crevices where they spend most of their day.

0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:09.520
<v Speaker 1>These little fellers are nocturnal, so the best way to

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 1>collect some for bait is to have a good old

0:51:11.640 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 1>fashioned rock flipping session with a dip net or sane

0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:17.239
<v Speaker 1>net posted up downstream to catch whatever you kick up.

0:51:17.640 --> 0:51:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Fun fact, though, be careful because mad tom's are slippery, slimy,

0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:23.799
<v Speaker 1>and wriggley, and they have spines sharper than a hypodermic

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.919
<v Speaker 1>needle that will inject you with venom. You won't wind

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:28.920
<v Speaker 1>up in the hospital or anything, but you won't be

0:51:29.000 --> 0:51:31.399
<v Speaker 1>happy for a while. And I know because I've been there, man,

0:51:31.800 --> 0:51:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I've been there. I also once knew of a guy

0:51:34.480 --> 0:51:36.120
<v Speaker 1>that was collecting mad tom's and putting them in a

0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:38.319
<v Speaker 1>zip block bag, which he then put in the front

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:40.759
<v Speaker 1>pocket of his shorts, which resulted in a mad time

0:51:40.840 --> 0:51:44.640
<v Speaker 1>spine to the Franks and beans. This may leave you wondering, then,

0:51:44.920 --> 0:51:47.400
<v Speaker 1>if they're all spiny and poisonous and ship, why do

0:51:47.520 --> 0:51:49.520
<v Speaker 1>small mouths pounce on them? And I really don't have

0:51:49.600 --> 0:51:52.279
<v Speaker 1>an answer to that, but they do. I can't count

0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the number of Smalley's I've caught that either spit up

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.840
<v Speaker 1>a mad tom or had one sticking out of its throat,

0:51:57.160 --> 0:51:59.480
<v Speaker 1>And over the years I've caught plenty of mad tom'ss

0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:02.279
<v Speaker 1>bike match wal Nett and crayfish, but never really enough

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:05.000
<v Speaker 1>to fill up a bucket. So similarly to helgram mintes.

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Using one is kind of like a rare treat, also

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:09.759
<v Speaker 1>similar to helgra mintes. I can't recall if I've ever

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:12.239
<v Speaker 1>hung one under a float on a summer day and

0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:15.520
<v Speaker 1>not how to get child by a bass. You will

0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 1>find some Mad Tom imitations available, but to the best

0:52:18.719 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 1>of my knowledge, gets its baby blue eyes. Swim Bait

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>was the first specific Mad Tim imitator on the market,

0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and I know it's pretty hard to find, and I

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:27.880
<v Speaker 1>also know it had a bit of a cult following,

0:52:27.960 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 1>but I've never gotten anything to follow one of mine.

0:52:30.440 --> 0:52:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Years ago, I snatched up a few packs when I

0:52:32.760 --> 0:52:35.560
<v Speaker 1>bumped into them randomly and quickly lost all of them

0:52:35.840 --> 0:52:38.040
<v Speaker 1>in the rocks while trying to slow crawl them to

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, mimic a Mad Tom. Frankly, I think it's

0:52:41.080 --> 0:52:43.120
<v Speaker 1>more fun trying to collect the real ones, and I'm

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:45.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot more confident that the real ones spines venom

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:48.080
<v Speaker 1>at all will lead to a big bronze back faster

0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:55.480
<v Speaker 1>than any anatomically correct mini catfish lore. You know, right,

0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:57.839
<v Speaker 1>you know, there's a bunch of streamer dudes out there

0:52:58.200 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>right at this very moment wondering like how am I

0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna how am I gonna tie Mad Dog Like they're

0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 1>googling Mad Dog anatomy and trying to figure out how

0:53:07.160 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 1>to make it, and they found that. I guaranteed it's

0:53:10.040 --> 0:53:12.319
<v Speaker 1>already been done. Like you know those um uh, those

0:53:12.560 --> 0:53:17.840
<v Speaker 1>those sculping heads, the flat fish call. Yeah, it's the

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:21.319
<v Speaker 1>fish call, but it's the sculping head. Yeah. I've seen

0:53:21.360 --> 0:53:23.239
<v Speaker 1>people tie in rubber legs in front of those to

0:53:23.320 --> 0:53:26.879
<v Speaker 1>create whiskers. But honestly, I don't know, man, I can't

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:29.360
<v Speaker 1>see that being any more effective than other streamers. Like

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I think mad Tom's are a rare forage. If this

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:35.920
<v Speaker 1>makes sense, that's just not worth trying to mimic perfectly,

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:38.200
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like fishing a brown tube

0:53:38.280 --> 0:53:40.719
<v Speaker 1>or a yellow cloudser in the rocks is sufficient, there's

0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:43.120
<v Speaker 1>no need to try and match one so precisely. But

0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:46.520
<v Speaker 1>if you expose a real one, right, and that fish

0:53:46.600 --> 0:53:48.920
<v Speaker 1>season smells a libby, that's just it's like it's not

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 1>hold up under a rock. It's just floating around out

0:53:51.239 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>there like free for the taking. It's eight. It's just

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:57.520
<v Speaker 1>like how they can't pass up and exposed helgramite. Yeah,

0:53:57.719 --> 0:54:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I can see that. Yeah, Generally, I think anatomically perfect

0:54:02.120 --> 0:54:05.600
<v Speaker 1>bait fishing. Streamers are over overrated because they're moving fast.

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:08.600
<v Speaker 1>But I guess we can't help everyone out there figure

0:54:08.600 --> 0:54:10.800
<v Speaker 1>out how to get more mad tim flies stuck in

0:54:10.840 --> 0:54:14.640
<v Speaker 1>smaller faces. But we can, well, I say, we you

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:18.239
<v Speaker 1>can help with stripers. I don't actually claim to know

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 1>shit about stripers because I've I've caught like two in

0:54:20.840 --> 0:54:23.319
<v Speaker 1>my life. But we opened this episode talking about losing

0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:26.400
<v Speaker 1>giant fish, so it only seems right that we close

0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 1>with a negative wisdom that will help prevent that from happening. Yeah. Yeah,

0:54:31.160 --> 0:54:33.880
<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna finish out with our tackle hacks segment

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:36.920
<v Speaker 1>this week, and uh, we're we're bringing back our old pal,

0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Bill Wetzel. Bill is a legendary surfishing guide on Long Island.

0:54:40.600 --> 0:54:42.839
<v Speaker 1>He leads people into the rocks and waves at night,

0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:46.760
<v Speaker 1>which we've both agreed is one of the toughest guide

0:54:46.800 --> 0:54:50.520
<v Speaker 1>gigs on the planet, you know, because you put yourself

0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:55.279
<v Speaker 1>in such precarious positions, right, and Bill understands the importance

0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:58.560
<v Speaker 1>of making sure in those situations you've dotted every eye

0:54:58.640 --> 0:55:00.759
<v Speaker 1>so you don't lose that giant and striper when it

0:55:00.880 --> 0:55:02.879
<v Speaker 1>hits um. So I got to sit down with Bill

0:55:03.000 --> 0:55:05.120
<v Speaker 1>for this tip and look at maybe coming to you

0:55:05.280 --> 0:55:08.040
<v Speaker 1>from a a salty Northeast surf dude, but I promise

0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:11.720
<v Speaker 1>it has value wherever you chase Striper's snook, bull reds,

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:17.000
<v Speaker 1>perhaps even muskies. I'm getting hats from inside the city

0:55:17.960 --> 0:55:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Blight the Blood. So joining us again, Bill Wetzel, surf

0:55:23.960 --> 0:55:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Guide Extraordinary from from New York, and we've had you

0:55:26.640 --> 0:55:30.319
<v Speaker 1>on for smooth moves on other shows that were just delightful.

0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:32.759
<v Speaker 1>So as much as I just want you to tell

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:36.080
<v Speaker 1>us stories about crazy ship that's happened in the surf um,

0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:38.600
<v Speaker 1>you are also an incredibly knowledgeable angler in this scene.

0:55:38.680 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 1>So uh, let's try to tackle hacks man. You know,

0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:44.560
<v Speaker 1>we're just looking for that sort of nugget of wisdom

0:55:44.600 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>you've picked up or developed or something within in Striper's

0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:50.719
<v Speaker 1>surf fishing that maybe you think guys don't think about

0:55:50.840 --> 0:55:53.520
<v Speaker 1>enough or or or don't do something to just help

0:55:53.600 --> 0:55:56.800
<v Speaker 1>people catch more fish. So one of the things I

0:55:56.840 --> 0:55:59.080
<v Speaker 1>tell a lot of people to do is, I mean,

0:55:59.160 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 1>what what the catcher release thing? A lot of people

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:04.719
<v Speaker 1>are starting to even use single hooks, but I still

0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:06.600
<v Speaker 1>use a trouble in the front and the trouble in

0:56:06.680 --> 0:56:09.400
<v Speaker 1>the back. I feel like I dropped less fish doing that.

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:12.440
<v Speaker 1>With plugs we're talking about, right, Yeah what plugs? Yeah,

0:56:12.719 --> 0:56:14.799
<v Speaker 1>I just fish plugs. I fish live yield as well,

0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:17.080
<v Speaker 1>but I don't do any dead sticking anything like that.

0:56:18.520 --> 0:56:20.360
<v Speaker 1>So one of the things I tell people is to

0:56:20.480 --> 0:56:23.600
<v Speaker 1>crush your barbs in the rear. And immediately when I

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:25.719
<v Speaker 1>tell people that, they say, oh, for the blue fish,

0:56:25.760 --> 0:56:28.279
<v Speaker 1>I go now for the stripe pass for the blue

0:56:28.320 --> 0:56:29.880
<v Speaker 1>fish too. If you get in the bite, it's easier.

0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:33.280
<v Speaker 1>But what what a bass does. He'll hit the front

0:56:33.360 --> 0:56:36.000
<v Speaker 1>of the plug, usually right, and then the rear of

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:38.840
<v Speaker 1>the plug will be caught in the side or depending

0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:42.040
<v Speaker 1>on how big the basses, maybe he's like lower lip

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:45.239
<v Speaker 1>and hopefully that plug that Steve barb will get that

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 1>initial hook set and then as he's fighting will come out.

0:56:49.400 --> 0:56:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Now when it does that, he only has the front

0:56:51.719 --> 0:56:55.239
<v Speaker 1>hook in his mouth and it helps for him not

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.640
<v Speaker 1>to get leverage on the plug just and then if

0:56:58.680 --> 0:57:00.880
<v Speaker 1>they get leverage on your plugs, spit the plug. You

0:57:00.960 --> 0:57:03.319
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Got you? So you're saying, if

0:57:03.360 --> 0:57:05.839
<v Speaker 1>you only have those front trebles in the fish's mouth

0:57:05.880 --> 0:57:08.880
<v Speaker 1>and you're pulling against just a very well set front treble.

0:57:09.239 --> 0:57:10.879
<v Speaker 1>You have a better shot of landing a big fish

0:57:10.920 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 1>than if you're also pulling awkwardly because that rear travel

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:17.080
<v Speaker 1>is in the face somewhere the gills the lower lips

0:57:17.240 --> 0:57:19.360
<v Speaker 1>right because they'll get you know, they'll get lover each

0:57:19.440 --> 0:57:21.760
<v Speaker 1>on your pluck. And you know that's how you know

0:57:21.880 --> 0:57:24.080
<v Speaker 1>you're straighten out your hooks. I don't care what kind

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 1>of hook you have, it they'll straighten it out, especially

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:28.840
<v Speaker 1>a big fish. No, they'll straighten out the hook. This

0:57:28.960 --> 0:57:31.439
<v Speaker 1>is a game for for for for this cult where

0:57:31.640 --> 0:57:34.960
<v Speaker 1>you put in hours and years and months looking for

0:57:35.040 --> 0:57:36.960
<v Speaker 1>those big fish. So I think it's fair to say

0:57:37.040 --> 0:57:39.080
<v Speaker 1>that small tips like that make a difference, Like this

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:40.760
<v Speaker 1>is one where you don't know when you're gonna get

0:57:40.800 --> 0:57:44.000
<v Speaker 1>that big fish shot again. So every duck should be

0:57:44.440 --> 0:57:47.280
<v Speaker 1>in a row for this fishery. It's the tiny things, man,

0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:50.040
<v Speaker 1>it's the tiny, tiny things. And some of the tiny

0:57:50.240 --> 0:57:53.080
<v Speaker 1>people overthink some things, and they spend so much time

0:57:53.120 --> 0:57:56.280
<v Speaker 1>on overthinking that they're not you know, and they're not fishing,

0:57:56.360 --> 0:57:58.200
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. You know, just go out

0:57:58.200 --> 0:58:01.000
<v Speaker 1>there and fish, man, that's it. You You use plugs,

0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:04.280
<v Speaker 1>you learn all the plugs out there. Learn, learn when

0:58:04.400 --> 0:58:06.480
<v Speaker 1>to use them, when not to use them. Learn how

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 1>they work. You know, do it in comp situations, rough situations,

0:58:11.240 --> 0:58:13.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, all kinds of situations. How you got it,

0:58:13.880 --> 0:58:16.840
<v Speaker 1>How you learn that plug? Learn it and then move

0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:18.480
<v Speaker 1>on to the next plug. If you're just starting now,

0:58:18.960 --> 0:58:20.800
<v Speaker 1>you know it's gonna take you a few years. It's

0:58:20.840 --> 0:58:23.480
<v Speaker 1>not freaking Internet overnight ship, you know what I mean.

0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:31.160
<v Speaker 1>So that's it for this week. To recap all the

0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:34.440
<v Speaker 1>trophies that didn't get away, Miles landed himself a visit

0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:37.000
<v Speaker 1>to the doctor to get his hearing check. We filled

0:58:37.000 --> 0:58:39.080
<v Speaker 1>a cooler with a killer bait that might sting you

0:58:39.160 --> 0:58:42.280
<v Speaker 1>in your naughty bits, beached facts about one trouble hook

0:58:42.320 --> 0:58:44.520
<v Speaker 1>being better than two, and hung replica amounts of our

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:48.720
<v Speaker 1>shame and suffering up for the Internet to enjoy. That

0:58:48.880 --> 0:58:52.080
<v Speaker 1>We did that we did enjoy. Uh. Speaking of which,

0:58:52.680 --> 0:58:55.360
<v Speaker 1>if you've got a shameful or awkward fishing photo that

0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 1>you're willing to own up to, send it to Bent

0:58:57.840 --> 0:58:59.640
<v Speaker 1>at the media dot com so we can ridicule you

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:03.720
<v Speaker 1>bluckly we can all use together. We're also always accepting

0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 1>bar nominations, sale bin items, questions, concerns, hot tips, and

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:10.120
<v Speaker 1>cold ridicule. If you send us any of those and

0:59:10.200 --> 0:59:11.840
<v Speaker 1>we use them on the show, you get a sticker pack.

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Of course, you can also score that by using those

0:59:14.280 --> 0:59:17.800
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0:59:18.000 --> 0:59:22.280
<v Speaker 1>repost something with those tags, that that you've posted your stickered.

0:59:22.560 --> 0:59:24.760
<v Speaker 1>And if you happen to post a picture of a

0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:28.280
<v Speaker 1>slob fish you caught with a guide, tag him or

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<v Speaker 1>her too, because you're obviously a good listener. M six

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