WEBVTT - Chocolate Eggo Waffle Cereal?!? 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:11.440 Here we go. I know, yeah, I'm just gonna stop. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:14.480 Welcome to Serial Killers. How you doing, Andy? 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:16.360 I'm great? How are you, Scott? 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.200 Great? It's episode one fifty nine. It's Monday, December twenty eighth. 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:22.880 I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, my friend, thank you. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.480 I hope you had a great Chrishnica. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:30.160 I had a great both of them. Thank you very much. COVID. Andy, 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:31.120 how are you feeling? 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.960 I feel fine. I just get tired all the time. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:35.800 I know you were just passing out while we were 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.320 trying to work out the audio issues. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.680 Yeah. I'm not sure if that's side effective, long term 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.760 side effective COVID, but I just get intensely tired out 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.360 of nowhere. 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:48.040 Okay, Well, this is Serial Killers. It's the podcast where 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.599 we talk about cereal and we think inside the box and. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.160 You're still a year and a half later trying to 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.240 make that slogan work. Good for you, Scott. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:01.360 This is the last episode of twenty twenty. Is that exciting? 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.240 It is very exciting. Unfortunately, the Spoonies had to be 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:07.120 canceled this year due to COVID. You know, all the 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.640 biggest award shows got canceled this year and we were 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:10.520 not immune to. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:12.400 That, that's right. I mean we could have done it virtually, 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.000 but it just it just didn't work out that way. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.319 No, you know, you had to get all the participants 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.039 in it just it was so difficult and it's it 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.120 was just a hard process. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:24.120 Okay, shall we get started with a cereal that very 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:28.039 well may have taken the Best New Cereal Spoony if 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.760 we had the awards this year. Are you ready? 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:30.920 Yeah, I'm in now. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.759 I just I just dropped off a bunch of cereal 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.640 to your apartment because you know, I had to get 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:37.440 it to you fast. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.399 Yeah, this is it was like a drug deal, but 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:41.080 with cereal. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.720 You came out in your shorts and I just kind 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:46.679 of threw a plastic bag out the window. And by 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.800 the way, just on my way back, I did the 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:52.880 most scotty thing ever. While I was waiting for you 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:54.640 to finish doing whatever you were doing, I said, you 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.920 know what, I have a subway gift card. I'm gonna 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.080 go out and get in a subway sandwich. So I 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.200 walked to the regular subway that's you know, behind the 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.120 building out of business walk. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.280 Yeah, being out of business for like a year. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.480 Now, Oh, I don't eat there much, obviously, So then 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:10.480 I walked to the other one by the parking garage, 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:11.680 also closed. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:12.720 Yeah, So then. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.440 I searched on my phone and there was another one 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.519 on Chamber Street, which was like a ten block walk. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.280 So I walked in forty mile an hour whipping winds 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.919 with no gloves or hat and I was snotting inside 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.640 my mask because it was so cold. And I walked 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.560 all the way there and I got my meatball sandwich, so, 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:35.680 oh god, I basically killed myself for five dollars free 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:36.919 on a gift card. 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:41.520 Everything about it, from the fact that there was snot 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:45.119 in your mask to then getting a meatball sub from Subway, 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:50.040 it just the visuals are not not great. I'm just 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.119 gonna be honest with you. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:53.120 I threw the mask away, so. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:55.000 Okay, good, I mean I would hope though. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.160 All Right, So what I'd like you to do is 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.200 pull out all the bags in your stash there andrew 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:00.440 that have a little one on them. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:03.200 Okay, this one? Is this a one or an upside 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:03.799 down seven? 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:07.040 I can't well, we're not doing seven cereals, so that's it. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:08.640 I want you to keep that bag in your hand, 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.040 the one that looks like brown honey. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:11.640 This one that's a two. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:12.960 Hello, that's a three? 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:13.320 Right? 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:17.160 Hello dude, the one you just had, Okay, got him 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.720 the one that looks like brown honeycomb. Could you pick 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.680 that up? Please? Do you have any idea what that is? 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.080 Yeah? It's the chocolate Eggo Waffle Cereal. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.280 Say thank you, Secret Squirrel, Joel. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.239 Thank you for ey friend Joel. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.400 This was his Christmas present to us. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.680 Do you know I'm thinking of just putting milk in 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:36.800 the bag. Would that be terrible? 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.080 Please? Don't try to do these millennial things. Just put 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.120 it in a cuppera bowl. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.040 Come on, it's just so annoying to do all the 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.240 dishes afterwards. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:49.880 Brand new from Kellogg's Eggo Chocolate Waffle Cereal with sweet 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:50.800 chocolate crunch. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.640 I always have at least one box of Ego maple 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:55.840 in my house. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:56.800 You mean homestyle? 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:57.280 Yeah? 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.680 Please note everybody at home that Andrews is using the 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:03.120 same Fair Life milk from two weeks ago that he thinks. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.720 Yes, this is the expirationat I opened it two weeks ago, 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.160 so it's two weeks from the date you said that. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.880 It's even on audio, it's two weeks from that date. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.320 So I said seven to ten days. If you're listening 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:14.480 to the podcast. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.720 In Italian mafia speak, go scratch. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.080 Okay, are you ready, Andrew, yep. Oh this looks good, 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.040 smells good. The milk's already turning chocolate. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:28.559 One two, three mm hmm. Oh my god. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.719 It is good. But it's not as chocolate as I 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:35.760 thought it would be. And the little cereal pieces look 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.760 like monster marshmallows from pac Man. They're really misshapened. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:43.640 I absolutely love this cereal. I think it's delicious. It 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:47.720 almost tastes like a flattened out cocoa puff no, and 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:48.520 I really love. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:52.880 That there's a slight burnt flavor to it after you crunch. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:56.799 You don't taste that at all, a burnt flavor, right, yes, burnt? 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.960 No, Okay, it's perfect. I wish you would have just 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.080 given me the box, cause this is a good cereal. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.960 I'm giving this one five balls. I go waffle cereal 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:10.160 hasn't yet let me down yet. Actually it did blueberry waffles. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.200 Well, since there's only three of them, it let you 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.280 down a third of the time. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:14.960 Yeah, so it's not terrible. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:16.320 I will give it four balls. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.560 I like it absolutely delicious. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.880 And check it out on the back, there's breakfast banter. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.800 Oh oh, I wonder are you going to try and 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.360 do another one of those where you have to fill 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.680 in the names and then you spend like six hours 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.000 filling it in by yourself. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:33.040 Well, I was going to tell a waffle joke, but 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.480 it had too many holes. That's what it said. No, 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.640 that's what it says. I didn't make that up. 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:42.120 Huh. I waffles have holes? Yeah, No, it's actually interesting. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:45.520 If you eat it dry, it's very salty. I know 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.919 that sounds weird, but it's salty. Are you getting that? 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:50.359 I like it better drives? 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.000 No, but I still do it milk. It's way better. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.520 I do taste a little bit of burnt. But you 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:56.440 know that's okay. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:57.280 What is this? 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.159 You're just ready to just move right on? 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.320 Yeah? I mean what you gave it four balls? I 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.160 gave it five balls. What else do we want to 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.960 say about it? What nostalgic thing do you want to say? 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.040 Have you eaten an eggo wabble before? Yes? 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:12.080 I don't want vollstar saying you guys have too much fluff. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:13.400 Just get to the cereal. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.640 Oh my god. The one person that gave us a 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.400 one star review the one person you are, the one 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.800 person who reads your bad critic and then thinks everybody 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.640 is that way, so we have to highlight them. And 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.440 now they now are in your head. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.680 You're talking too much. Let's just move on to the 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:28.240 next serial. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.200 Oh so it's me ready. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:31.560 What do you think this is? 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:35.039 I don't know. It's like bland smelling. 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.840 I went to Serial KILLERSPC dot com while I was 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.760 in the cereal aisle because I wanted to see if 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.039 we had done these before, because I don't remember doing these. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.119 Couldn't find it, so I don't know whether the search 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.640 engine is broken or if we never did them. But 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:48.640 then I look at my show. 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.839 Listen, I'm at the point of this podcast where I'm 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.279 just going to press the end zoom button and then 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.520 you're just gonna sit there and be like me, me, me, me. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:02.279 All right. Beaker looked on my cereal shelf for Cascadian 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:03.800 Farm and I did not see this one, so I 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:04.920 know we didn't do it. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.320 It's a shelf, it's not a cereal shelf. You can't 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.920 just add cereal to the beginning of things like this 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.640 is not a cereal spoon. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.280 It's a spoon if you use it for cereal. It's 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:15.120 a cereal spoon. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.880 So this is what you're doing now, everything just gets 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:18.880 added cereal to it. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:23.480 Cascadian Farm Organic purely O's. Okay, they're just O's. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.520 This is not going to be good. I'm just going 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:26.360 to tell you from now. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.520 I think it's I think it's a lesser cheerio. 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:32.440 Yeah, and I like cheerios, but this is going to 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:33.600 be blander than bland. 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.000 How's that milk that's expired? 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.200 It's actually delicious and fine, Thanks Scott. I didn't know 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:44.920 this was the Scott chuckled Shack hour where you just 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.160 make jokes about me for however long. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.560 Wasn't a joke, pal, I'm just asking you how the 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.520 expired milk is. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.720 Oh my god, I can't wait for this episode to 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.520 end and then for you to go. I didn't like 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.280 that episode. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.480 Well I don't like I don't like it. These are 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:58.360 just going downhill. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:02.040 Oh my god, say I just want to quit the podcast. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.600 Okay, Scott, do you have the graph of listenership because 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:06.640 it's like going down. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.840 Uh no, the graph is actually going is staying steady. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.440 So thanks Scott, here we go. 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:19.720 What it's just nothing. The vomit is just not you know, required, No, 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:23.080 it tastes cheesy. What does it taste like Cheeto puffs? 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:28.720 Yes, okay, one hundred percent it tastes so I don't 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.080 know again if this is also a side effect My 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.760 smell and taste went when I did have COVID, and 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:37.240 now that I've gotten it back, everything almost like things 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.400 that I used to love, like black coffee now tastes 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:45.120 like marinara sauce. It's a hard thing to explain, Like 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:48.480 it's like a bad pizza taste. I can't explain it. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.600 But like black coffee tastes gross to me. Now there's 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.480 just like my taste is off. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.000 So should we have a substitute for a while until 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.880 that all comes back, Because you can't really do a 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.720 cereal tasting podta cast when you cannot taste cereal. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:05.000 No, I can't taste cereal like the eggo waffle tasted fine. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.600 This just does taste weird to me, and I'm not 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:07.960 a fan. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:13.240 Whole grain oats, whole grain barley, wheat starch, malted barley extract, 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:17.720 sea salt, calcium carbonate, oats, malted barley, vitamin E. Do 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:22.560 you notice what it's missing? Andrew Salt sugar. There's no sugar. Yeah, 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:26.200 so I guess for a diabetic type person this would 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:26.719 be good for them. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.840 Oh, we should have gotten Garrett on the Line. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.480 Or Wilford Brimley Scott. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.959 You can't say that, why because you know Wilford passed 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:34.720 away this year. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.559 Well I know, but see that was my cute to 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:41.480 play this beat it but it took me too long 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:41.959 to get it. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.080 And was it not in the right folder that you 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:47.000 complain about every time someone keeps moving something on the computer. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.240 One ball for purely sames Cascadian form. 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:51.320 Same not great. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.720 Look, not saying it's awful, but we're used to cereals 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.160 with a little bit of sweet and some taste. I'm 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:00.680 saying it's awful, Okay, but it's not vemage. It's just 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:01.400 not really good. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.480 Yeah no, no, no, not vomit like unless maybe my milk 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:09.439 really is expired and then it is bombitious as a whole. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:10.600 Just not a fan. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:15.040 Well, somebody that's watching their sugar intake and taste intake, 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:19.000 go ahead, what let me see? Oh oh this was 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.840 very interesting to me. I had seen these a while back. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.240 But oh, who's on the phone. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:24.160 Why do you care? 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:28.120 Because I'm just curious, you know, just people. You can't 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:31.600 just like pause it for like fifteen minutes. What your phone? 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.319 Oh remember when every time we go to record one 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.120 of these episodes with someone on zoom, you're not ready 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.200 for a solid twenty five minutes, And then I just 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.520 sit here on a zoom waiting for things to get done. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.239 Literally every time. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.840 Nature's path all right, here we go. They sometimes disappoint 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.920 sometimes they're pretty good. This one looks interesting because it's 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:56.319 called corn flakes, but it's fruit juice. Corn flakes? 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.200 Oh god, no, oh no. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:00.800 Why don't even know what that is? 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.200 I just see fruit juice and I think of like 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.360 Minute made fruit juice. I just find it to be 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.320 overly sweet. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.760 But what are you gonna do? Min It made fruit 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:10.840 juice is not really juice. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.559 The only juice I loved Minute made fruit juice when 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.680 it used to come in like the Capri Sun package 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.040 and it was blue. Oh my god, that was my favorite. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:19.199 That's fruit punch. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:20.400 That's the difference. 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:24.960 Well, fruit juice is juice. Fruit punch is all added sugar. 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.480 Wait is that really the difference between punch and juice? 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:28.200 Are you kidding me? 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:29.880 I mean, I just asked you a question. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:33.439 So therefore, now, well, I mean, yeah, if you get 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.360 something that's one hundred percent fruit juice, it's just juice. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.480 I mean, there's natural sugar in it. But if you 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:43.120 get something that's fruit punch, that's like, dude, Hawaiian punch 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.280 and it's full of sugar. It's full of sugar. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.320 Hawaiian punch cereals. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.640 And cups and cups of sugar in there. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.320 Hawaiian punch cereal might actually be good. 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.160 All right. Punchy, that's a guy's name. You know what 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:55.360 his name is, Punchy. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.840 I can't tell you why I thought his like I 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.800 thought he had like a fun Hawaiian name. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:05.360 No, Punchy, Punchy because he punches, having a nice Hawaiian 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.280 punch and punch his punch. Punchy, What do you mean 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:09.560 Hawaiian punch? 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:11.320 What's a Hawaiian punch? 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:12.600 That's the brand name. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.000 No, I get it, but like you're saying it, like, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.840 have a nice Hawaiian punch? What is a Hawaiian punch? 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:19.520 That's what he says in the commercials. How about a 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.560 Hawaiian punch? And then he gives you punch, but he 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.680 punches you. Listen, this is this an. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.719 Old eighties commercial that you're talking about, because I've never 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:26.560 heard the man speak. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.400 Really, he speaks in all the commercials. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:30.960 When have I seen Hawaiian punch commercial? 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:35.120 All right, listen, fruit juice corn flakes, delicious crunchy flakes 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:38.320 sweetened with pear juice. See there's a pear on the 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.880 front there. I like pears, cob of corn. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.439 I don't know if I love corn juice. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.400 No, it's corn flakes. You know it's corn flake. You 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.160 know there's corn and corn flakes, right, were you aware? 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.720 Well, yeah, okay, I knew that. I'm just saying punch 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.360 and juice whatever. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:57.320 Just stop talking. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.680 Wait, so is this gonna be flavored? 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:04.040 No, it's no. They just use the sugar from pear juice. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:05.520 This is gonna be interesting. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.679 I think it's gonna be good. Their flakes are very 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.480 distinct nature's path. Their flakes all look the same, and 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.200 they're very crispy and light. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:17.240 One two three. I really like this. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.599 I just taste corn flakes. That's it. There is a 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.520 hint of pear. There really is. If you give it 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.200 a second, switch it around in your mouth a little bit. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.760 There's a hint of pear. Oh yeah, right, I wouldn't 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:31.000 call it a pair flavored cereal, but there's definitely a 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:31.440 hint of it. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:32.719 I don't mind this at all. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:36.520 Where's the ingredients? Oh, real, simple corn meal, pear, juice, 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.560 sea salt. That's it. I like that. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.160 I like it. I'm gonna give this four bowls. 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.040 I'll go three bowls in a spoon. It's a nice, 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.520 simple cereal, probably pretty healthy. Yeah, thank you Nature's Path. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:46.760 Thank you path? 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.959 Was that three? Yeah? Okay, Now I can go edit 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.360 this for seventeen hours because your audio is so loud 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.439 and hopefully that you're not distorted. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.880 I'm so sorry you have to die on this cross. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:01.400 You are such a martyr. We're so thankful for you. Wow, guys, 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:04.080 let's give it up for Scotty. If you're in your car, 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.199 if you're just sitting here listening to it, just give 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:12.280 a slow clap for Scott everyone, because he is truly Wow. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:13.400 Oh my gosh. 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.719 That's why you got a quality product delivered, because I 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.840 took care of things. Andrew, I love you. We had 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.240 a wonderful year, even the year, even though the year sucked. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.080 I mean, yeah, this was a terrible year, but it 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:26.360 was a. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.960 Good Serial Killers year. Yeah, we had a lot of fun. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:30.880 There were a lot of brand new, nice cereals. Some 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.720 of them don't exist anymore. We should have kind of 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.000 compiled the list. I feel like we cheated the listeners. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.200 We just kind of mailed it in. We didn't do 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.720 any year end anything, no nothing. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:43.720 Listen, it was COVID. Next year, twenty twenty one, it's 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.000 gonna be the red carpet. It's gonna come out. We're 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.160 gonna have all your favorite cereal mascots for the Spoonies. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:50.280 It's gonna be great. 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.720 All right. So just in your head, think back, what 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:57.800 was your favorite cereal of the year, favorite new cereal. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.080 I can't think either. In my brain is mush But. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.280 I mean I really just like this Ego Cereal. But 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.000 I gave Eggo Cereal it last year. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:07.360 That's an incredible cop out. 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:11.360 I'm not gonna lie Sesame Street Cereal, which one Sesame 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.320 Street Cereal was pretty delicious. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.000 Side note, it's not out yet, so we can't really 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.440 even though we tried it, it's not in stores yet, 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.600 so we can't count it. That's a twenty twenty one cereal. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:24.920 Oh dunkin Cereal? Really, Oh my god, love Dunkin Cereal. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:28.600 I love that cereal so much. 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.120 All right, see, and I think it under the radar 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.720 cereal was Cocoa Puff's Brownie Crunch. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.120 Oh that was pretty decent. 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.800 I think it was a five baller. I loved it. Yeah, 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.160 and it's slowly going away. You still see it in 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:42.040 the stores a little bit, but it won't be around 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:42.680 much longer. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:44.760 Well, I'm sure Dunkin Cereal is going to have a 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:45.480 similar fate. 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.320 So yeah, you know, we should do that. We should 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.960 have done that immemoriam rip thing at the end of 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.080 the year. The cereals that we had that are no longer. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.160 I would have done the voice of the girl who 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.480 does the moment the dogs in the. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.040 Jeels Sarah McLaughlin. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:05.960 Yeah, I would have sayg it and then you could have. 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.560 I could have listened every serial it doesn't exist anymore. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:10.720 For twenty twenty one, Watch out, guys, we're having an 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.280 immemorium segment for the cereals that didn't make it. 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.880 All right, Look, we could do that at any point. Hey, listen, 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.840 Thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers. Thank 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.000 you for a great year. Thank you for supporting us. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.920 Except for you, of all star eighty eight and please 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:25.520 rate us and give us. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:27.640 He's gonna rate us again with a one star and 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.760 be like every time you mentioned me, I will give 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:32.680 you a one star review, in which please full star. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:35.800 If you're listening, thank you for listening. I appreciate you 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:38.080 as a listener, even if Scott doesn't, so you can 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.920 give him a one star. But for my sake, can 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:42.480 you please give us five stars. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.280 But that's the thing, and I'll never quite understand that. 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.400 It's just like with the radio show and the radio station. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:51.440 I hate you guys, but they listen to every single thing. 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.200 Well again, the hate can be so loud. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:59.040 Listen. Have a wonderful New Year's Eve. Please stay safe, 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:00.920 don't go anywhere. Just stay in your house. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:02.320 Stay inside. 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.080 They're not letting people in Times Square anyway, so don't 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:06.280 I mean, that's just dumb. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.080