Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Innercolm like, oh, hey, no,
Speaker 1: you love your voice in your room. Go get your
Speaker 1: fucking voice. Well you just did, so you left your
Speaker 1: voice in your room. Go get it, now, go get
Speaker 1: it before we go? No, should I just pick up
Speaker 1: where what we were talking about. We were talking about
Speaker 1: being depressed, per huge, and I was like, damn, I
Speaker 1: can't believe I've actually had my year of rest and relaxation.
Speaker 1: I also didn't even like think about it like that
Speaker 1: until you said that, when you were like, you have
Speaker 1: fully had that, yeah, And I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I literally did.
Speaker 2: Because also because I read books. I want to say
Speaker 2: the record straight. I read books, and I read them fast.
Speaker 2: And will insert a little clip of me reading my
Speaker 2: year finishing my year of rest and relaxation in Japan,
Speaker 2: because I was also in Japan, and you know, I
Speaker 2: took a day to myself to just read books because
Speaker 2: I'm an intelligent being and I want to further my knowledge.
Speaker 1: Why are you, as a man reading a book for girls.
Speaker 2: I think you know the answer to that.
Speaker 1: Because you're open minded.
Speaker 2: Because I'm a feminist.
Speaker 1: But I think that's also why it was hard for
Speaker 1: me to finish that book because I started that book
Speaker 1: and it genuinely made me feel crazy. There was one
Speaker 1: other book that Orian had recommended to me, which, of
Speaker 1: course the books Orian is recommending to me make me
Speaker 1: feel batshit fucking crazy. But there was like another book
Speaker 1: that she had given me and I couldn't finish it.
Speaker 1: I remember starting in New York and I was with
Speaker 1: a friend and I was like, I actually have to
Speaker 1: put this down because it is like fueling something in
Speaker 1: my brain that I'm like, I miss being like this,
Speaker 1: and that's bad. And then that's how but with my
Speaker 1: year of rest and relaxation, because that's literally what I
Speaker 1: was doing, not as gnarly, because I was fully just
Speaker 1: abusing like melatonin instead, which that's another crazy arc to
Speaker 1: think about. And that's also like we kind of lightly
Speaker 1: mentioned kratom like that like two weeks ago. But melotonin
Speaker 1: is another thing that I think it's like way too normalized,
Speaker 1: how like much it's pushed on young people.
Speaker 2: People take way too much melatonin. One, you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to exceed five milligrams. The more you take, the less
Speaker 2: it affects you. And then on top of that, if
Speaker 2: you take it for long enough, it fucks up your
Speaker 2: sleep cycles. So like after you get off of it
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I think I can sleep without it,
Speaker 2: you can't sleep without it, so.
Speaker 1: Your body stops producing natural I think they make like
Speaker 1: baby melatonin, you know, they make it for fucking babies,
Speaker 1: which is actually so fucked up. But I used to
Speaker 1: use the fuck out of melatonin, which was like a
Speaker 1: really gnarly like period because I was going up to
Speaker 1: like this is naughty, naughty, naughty, do not do this,
Speaker 1: But it was like having such a little effect on me.
Speaker 1: I was going up to like eighty.
Speaker 2: Milligrams of like meloton psych like.
Speaker 1: I literally was taking so many because I take at
Speaker 1: that point, and it literally wouldn't work, and I would
Speaker 1: just keep going at that point.
Speaker 2: That is my year of wrestling relaxation. Because she took
Speaker 2: a bunch of melatonin. She would be like I took
Speaker 2: melatonin and obviously a bunch of other like yeah, like.
Speaker 1: But I would just like do that because I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1: But I was so depressed and I just wanted to
Speaker 1: go to sleep and I hated being up. And then
Speaker 1: like that started kind of in Miami, and then when
Speaker 1: I moved, it got like exponentially worse for the next
Speaker 1: year and a half, like twenty eighteen to like mid
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: And I would literally caused it.
Speaker 1: So this really funny thing happened to me, Like not
Speaker 1: only did I move and I was like in I
Speaker 1: was just in love and this person I kind of knew,
Speaker 1: like something happened to them, Like, but I don't like,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, we've been to the same kind of parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we set that.
Speaker 1: But on top of that, I was also just like
Speaker 1: like dreadfully depressed teenager. Like I think for as long
Speaker 1: as you knew me, I was always like dude up
Speaker 1: until like I think even the age of twenty one.
Speaker 1: That's when like this like kind of layer of my
Speaker 1: body shed and I'm like now, like I still have
Speaker 1: my my downs, but like not nearly as much as
Speaker 1: when I was younger. Dude. It was like, so, I
Speaker 1: like can't believe why are you are you giving me
Speaker 1: a sexy look while I talk about being really depressed?
Speaker 1: U like to make me feel bad.
Speaker 2: And so hot? I can fix you?
Speaker 1: But what the fuck was I saying?
Speaker 2: That's a.
Speaker 1: But when I got to LA got really bad because
Speaker 1: I didn't have to fake in front of my parents anymore,
Speaker 1: because in Miami, my parents would get on my ass
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my fucking god, bitch, like day,
Speaker 1: like who gives a fuck, like get up and go
Speaker 1: do something, and I'd be like fine, So I would
Speaker 1: have to fake it. And then that's also what started
Speaker 1: my like gnarly militon news because I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I can't balancedaying up on like I need to like
Speaker 1: like medicate myself to sleep. Whatever became this whole thing.
Speaker 1: And then when I got to La and it was
Speaker 1: really bad. I here was my schedule. I would wake
Speaker 1: up at the beautiful time anywhere from four to six pm.
Speaker 1: And my favorite coffee shop closed at seven and was
Speaker 1: like a five minute drive from our apartment, so I
Speaker 1: would wake up, lay around for as much time as
Speaker 1: I had before, like I I and also this is
Speaker 1: so evil, but I like had a time because they
Speaker 1: turned off their espresso machines thirty minutes before closing, so
Speaker 1: if I woke up at four, I just lay in
Speaker 1: bed for another hour and a half.
Speaker 2: If YA missed this coffee, it would be nar It
Speaker 2: was gnarly. It was so dangerous.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It was so bad, and I didn't have an espresso
Speaker 1: machine or like a little caffeeta because I was just
Speaker 1: like a piece of shit and I was like I
Speaker 1: don't want to do anything. I just want to like
Speaker 1: get it and like not have to work for it.
Speaker 1: I just want everything that I need to sustain like
Speaker 1: partial life and like kill it there. What's also crazy
Speaker 1: is like all I was doing was sleeping and being
Speaker 1: mad depressed, but like I still made time for that coffee,
Speaker 1: like don't talk. I still was like, don't talk to
Speaker 1: me and heard What's crazy is how many days of
Speaker 1: like life hanging out with you all I miss?
Speaker 2: Also, like I was just thinking about that, like because
Speaker 2: I would wake up at like a good time.
Speaker 1: You've always been like a pretty early riser.
Speaker 2: And then you wouldn't be up until fucking six. You
Speaker 2: were like you had just fallen asleep, yeah by the
Speaker 2: time I was getting up, So I would like wake
Speaker 2: up and just be so fucking bored all day long
Speaker 2: until you got up and I had my like two
Speaker 2: hours with you before you.
Speaker 1: Your two hours with me were dreadful because I was
Speaker 1: just so fucking upset. I think I was still I
Speaker 1: wasn't the worst to be around, but like it was
Speaker 1: hard to be around me because like I was so
Speaker 1: obviously it was.
Speaker 2: It was like anything we said could be turned into
Speaker 2: a conversation about how to press you are or not
Speaker 2: even like how to press you are, but just how
Speaker 2: because I don't even think you labeled it as that
Speaker 2: then until later, but like early on you were just
Speaker 2: like I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or earlier I was just like I don't know
Speaker 1: why I feel like this, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be here, and I won't say what I was saying,
Speaker 1: but my thing I said like eighteen times a day
Speaker 1: also like just scary because where I was mentally like
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a fun thing to hear because it
Speaker 1: was like so real that I was like not doing good.
Speaker 1: So I literally was just it was.
Speaker 2: I remember, it was actually so fucking scary hearing you
Speaker 2: say that shit, because I was like, she fucking.
Speaker 4: Means that, like she literally means that, And so yeah,
Speaker 4: I would wake up and then I would order an
Speaker 4: egg sandwich from Earth Cafe, yeah, which was like, uh
Speaker 4: like that like fluffy like Italian bread, and it would
Speaker 4: just be scrambled eggs, mayonnaise, spinach, and tomatoes.
Speaker 2: We need to bring back Earth can yeah.
Speaker 5: Because earth Cafe like is awesome because it is literally
Speaker 5: like npcfood, Like it's like although their Mediterranean plate, that
Speaker 5: shit rips like that shit is good. But like for
Speaker 5: the most part, eating there is literally like what it
Speaker 5: might feel to be a SIMS character and you're like,
Speaker 5: I'm hungry and then someone just like fills up your
Speaker 5: bar like that's what eating an earth Cafe tastes like.
Speaker 5: But yeah, so I would get an egg sandwich from
Speaker 5: earth Cafe and then I would go right back into
Speaker 5: my room and rot there for another five to six hours,
Speaker 5: like watching YouTube videos and god knows what else, just
Speaker 5: sitting in my fucking room and doing nothing until like
Speaker 5: seven am or like sometimes I would just like pop
Speaker 5: some meloton and be like I don't want to be
Speaker 5: up anymore, and then I would go back to.
Speaker 1: Sleep and then wake up. And I did that every day,
Speaker 1: like without fail. I did that every day for like wait,
Speaker 1: it was crazy. I also do think like living in
Speaker 1: that dark ass apartment.
Speaker 2: Didn't help that fucking building balls. Like our windows, we
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, we have such beautiful, big windows,
Speaker 2: but they were like the bubble and gas inside had
Speaker 2: expanded and it made them like super fucking foggy, and
Speaker 2: you couldn't see out of them, and it wouldn't let
Speaker 2: sunlight in, so it was just dark and dingy all
Speaker 2: the fucking time. And in the room or the window
Speaker 2: in my room, actually I don't think ever got sunlight,
Speaker 2: like if we wanted some room was so dark it
Speaker 2: was so bad. And then that's why I like love
Speaker 2: coming to this house because my window, I mean, my
Speaker 2: room is the brightest room I think ever invented and created,
Speaker 2: Like it's borderliner glasshouse. And I don't put my blinds down. Ever,
Speaker 2: I don't have curtains because I think curtains and blinds
Speaker 2: are evil and you should rise with the sun and
Speaker 2: be the naked neighbor and let them all see you naked.
Speaker 1: Because also what helps is like I don't want to
Speaker 1: give the layout of our whole house away, but since
Speaker 1: your windows.
Speaker 2: They already know from YouTube us, since.
Speaker 1: Your windows aren't like towards the street, like it doesn't
Speaker 1: really matter. But like I think about that all time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if like i've like been outside of it.
Speaker 2: You're also a girl and men are terrifying, I know, so.
Speaker 1: I'm just like literally like petrified. Also, like recently when
Speaker 1: I'm high in my room, I swear someone's looking in
Speaker 1: my windows. Like it got so.
Speaker 2: Girl, They're not in your windows, They're in your walls.
Speaker 2: You're a schizophrenic. The bugs are under your skin right now.
Speaker 1: You need someone's in my fucking like No, the last
Speaker 1: night or two nights ago, I genuinely thought someone got
Speaker 1: into the house like something. I was like, I was
Speaker 1: this is the annoying part about having like really good
Speaker 1: intuition is that when I'm high, I'm like, my intuition
Speaker 1: is always right. I know this is happening. Also, last
Speaker 1: night I was messaging someone on Facebook Market about like
Speaker 1: the chairs we want, and he was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: do like delivery like via door dash. Where do you stay?
Speaker 1: And I like told him the area we stay and
Speaker 1: not like our address, but like the the name of
Speaker 1: the area. And he goes, oh, I'm there too. I
Speaker 1: could easily get there, get them there or something like that.
Speaker 1: And last night at one am, also, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is this set up on Facebook Market? I've never used
Speaker 1: it on my laptop, but when you get a message,
Speaker 1: it like rings every like two minutes, it like will
Speaker 1: pop back up on the screen and ring, and like
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't know if he's poking me or like,
Speaker 1: what the I don't know how fucking face Facebook pokes?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they still have pokes on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I never talk with that feature.
Speaker 2: What was that feature? It's like like, hey, it's like.
Speaker 1: I'm too nervous. I don't know what to say. Like
Speaker 1: hopefully if I poke you, you'll.
Speaker 2: Say, oh, it's like a tap on ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh what Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like you're beautiful, I'm gonna tap you. No taps,
Speaker 2: don't tap message me, don't message me some bullshit?
Speaker 1: Are those like some bios or like don't tap?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's funny mask for masks. Don't tap.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like really convinced that he was
Speaker 1: gonna like that somehow he got my address from my
Speaker 1: Facebook account and that like he was hacking me and
Speaker 1: like gonna pull up to my room yesterday and I
Speaker 1: was really scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah he got your address.
Speaker 1: I mean I turned off my laptop and went to.
Speaker 2: The thing is is he probably key logged your laptop
Speaker 2: and got your address and all your information, and he's
Speaker 2: probably just been like casing out the joint recently. And
Speaker 2: the person you heard inside the house was probably him
Speaker 2: finding out the layout of the house so he can
Speaker 2: get you.
Speaker 1: Oh, so he could deliver the chairs and put the
Speaker 1: where they're supposed to go.
Speaker 2: No, so he can get you get me what? Yes,
Speaker 2: So just be just be careful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like have been thinking somebody's after me and is.
Speaker 2: Such a psycho like I literally yesterday I had such
Speaker 2: like a like I had like a or maybe it
Speaker 2: was two days ago, I had like a full body like.
Speaker 2: I was like, like something changed inside me because this
Speaker 2: used to piss me off, and I've shifted my mind
Speaker 2: frame on it. And I used to think it was
Speaker 2: like an insult to my intelligence and an insult to
Speaker 2: like everything I am as a being. But when you're
Speaker 2: like did you lock the door? Like can you make
Speaker 2: sure you lock the door, I'm like, yes, I fucking
Speaker 2: locked the door. It was locked zero point five seconds ago.
Speaker 2: And you used to piss me off. But something changed
Speaker 2: in me and now I'm just a good person and
Speaker 2: I recognize that my friend is a fucking freakazoid.
Speaker 1: Was actually crazy, you know, I like it. We again,
Speaker 1: We've talked about this, but it is like debilitating how
Speaker 1: I think doors don't lock when I lock them, or
Speaker 1: anybody locks them, but like it's definitely part of the
Speaker 1: part of my brain that it's like if you want
Speaker 1: to do it, if it's gonna get done and you
Speaker 1: want it right, you got to do it yourself. And
Speaker 1: like the part of my brain that like feeds into.
Speaker 2: Like that you're smarter, and you.
Speaker 1: Know the part that like nobody understands that doors don't lock. No,
Speaker 1: no one else in this room knows that when you
Speaker 1: lock the door and turn around, you have to check
Speaker 1: it twenty times. I'm the only one who knows that
Speaker 1: information in this room.
Speaker 2: It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I and then it's also I do this
Speaker 1: thing where like I'll check at the front doors like
Speaker 1: bolted and locked, and like we we literally have like
Speaker 1: an insane.
Speaker 2: Lock, fourteen locks on our front door and we didn't
Speaker 2: even like we moved in and it had locks all
Speaker 2: over the front door, and there was a lock. There
Speaker 2: is a lock on the outside of my bedroom door,
Speaker 2: so that whoever was in there probably a demonic spirit.
Speaker 2: There were blood handprints on the inside of the closet,
Speaker 2: you remember seeing them. There was something fucked up going
Speaker 2: on in that bedroom. And honestly, I think me having
Speaker 2: such a bright and light spirit moving in there made
Speaker 2: the spirits or demons or whatever move out. And I'm
Speaker 2: just such a good person that I was able to
Speaker 2: do that. But yeah, who the fuck lock? What are
Speaker 2: you locking in that room from the outside?
Speaker 1: Your child?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a balcony door that doesn't lock from
Speaker 2: the outside.
Speaker 1: Well, it was like it had the landlord special when
Speaker 1: we first moved in, where it was like shut, sealed
Speaker 1: shut from the pant Yeah. But yeah, sometimes at night,
Speaker 1: I go to lock the door and I think somebody's
Speaker 1: already inside behind me, like even though I just locked it,
Speaker 1: Like that's how deep it goes. Like I'll go to
Speaker 1: like lock the doors again, and it's like fucking megabolted,
Speaker 1: Like literally a human being would have to break through
Speaker 1: the door itself to get inside. And even though it's
Speaker 1: like that, I turn my back and I am convinced
Speaker 1: somebody is inside right behind me, and I have to
Speaker 1: run to my room.
Speaker 6: Damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I've been watching this new show that like
Speaker 2: I'm like, why is no one fucking talking about this
Speaker 2: because it's actually like so sick. But has anybody seen
Speaker 2: a squid game?
Speaker 1: What you mean, like one of the biggest shows like
Speaker 1: that ever aired on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Squid Game. It's just like this small little
Speaker 2: thing that have been checking out recently. And then I
Speaker 2: stumbled upon another show called Strangest Thing.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's Stranger Things, and you know, someone
Speaker 1: in the show, so I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what, like the craziest thing is. There's a
Speaker 2: song in it called Running Up That Hill by Lauren
Speaker 2: Hill that became the biggest song ever made. She made it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So like you know a lot, but you know
Speaker 1: so little, So like what's happening because you know these
Speaker 1: shows and things exist like you're.
Speaker 2: You know, I just don't know what you're talking about
Speaker 2: because like I wouldn't know if I knew it, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. The strangest thing, the strangest thing
Speaker 2: about it all, someone said that, never mind, who was that, Josiah. No, No,
Speaker 2: there was someone that, like, we like a random fucking
Speaker 2: person maybe it was like an Uber driver or something
Speaker 2: said that, Oh, we were in the hotel in Miami
Speaker 2: in the lobby and someone was like, damn, that's just
Speaker 2: the strangest thing. It's Finn won out and then did
Speaker 2: a year and I was like, oh, my fucking god,
Speaker 2: that is so sick.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is they probably didn't even correlate
Speaker 1: that they were making that joke, Like they literally were
Speaker 1: just like that is like because that was a random
Speaker 1: ass fucking hotel for you all time. Like I placed
Speaker 1: them in a hotel in like Havana, Little Havanah, which
Speaker 1: is a lit ass area. But is it like the
Speaker 1: most popping Nona, because that's like the one hotel in
Speaker 1: the hotel.
Speaker 2: Was fucking insane because it was smaller than our podcast
Speaker 2: set and it slept four people apparently, and it was
Speaker 2: the messiest, like we were walking on three inches of
Speaker 2: debris every night to get to ours. So over gusting,
Speaker 2: you know what it is.
Speaker 1: I thought those rooms were bigger, but the all the
Speaker 1: like King and Queen rooms are like really nice there.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they even have those like quad ones.
Speaker 2: But also you want to let me.
Speaker 1: Say for free and like I can review it and
Speaker 1: like give a good review and.
Speaker 2: Lie, it was a nice hotel.
Speaker 1: No, it is a nice any hotel that like uses
Speaker 1: the lavo or ASoP.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm in Yeah, it was like a
Speaker 2: nice ass hotel. But I think what it is is
Speaker 2: that's like a kids room that you get and you
Speaker 2: put your kids in that, and then you're across the
Speaker 2: hall so you can have sex with your.
Speaker 6: Partner.
Speaker 1: That fully is a or it's for the friend groups
Speaker 1: who go to Miami and come back and nobody's friends anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up with that? I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about that. Actually, Yeah, because Miami changes people.
Speaker 2: Miami brings out demons and people that they didn't previously
Speaker 2: know about. You can just be hedonistic and nice and evil, right,
Speaker 2: not me? That never mean not our friend group though, right?
Speaker 1: So was that good or just like whatever?
Speaker 2: Was that good? Or just whatever? Like is that a
Speaker 2: good price or whatever? Like whatever the price?
Speaker 1: Just like whatever, that's good.
Speaker 2: We've recorded four days in a row, and I have
Speaker 2: nothing else to say.
Speaker 1: I think people who say that they like enjoy tea
Speaker 1: like drinking tea are fucking lying.
Speaker 2: Like but like it's tea, that that's like tea, sis,
Speaker 2: Like I love drinking tea, like Hermit the crap Frog
Speaker 2: drinking tea like they I'm gonna set.
Speaker 1: The Kermit the frog. Wait, is there, like is there
Speaker 1: like a like a video of like the puppet Kermit
Speaker 1: drinking tea, and that's where that started. Like why did
Speaker 1: like the frog emoji and the t emoji become like
Speaker 1: a joy?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that era of Twitter where Kermit
Speaker 2: the Frog was like the reaction meme to everything is
Speaker 2: actually so embarrassing to look back on, and like I
Speaker 2: was a part of it because he.
Speaker 1: Was in a Lipton tea commercial, so yeah, let me
Speaker 1: set my tea and then like I can't, I literally can't.
Speaker 1: Henson literally was like freaking the fuck out in after life,
Speaker 1: like this happens.
Speaker 2: Goddamn grave. Do you remember the Dark Cloak?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, I feel like that's still like a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, Hermit the cra crab era.
Speaker 2: Why can't I fucking say Kermit the Frog? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't even remember, like the punchline and set up to
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: But it's like me talking to my evil self, me,
Speaker 1: she's a fluffy dog, Me to me steal him.
Speaker 2: Twenty two thousand re tweets save save all that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I tweeted this.
Speaker 2: It's at Anya, our landlord calls me Philip and in
Speaker 2: your on what she called you arm? I know a
Speaker 2: r M like justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: She'll just like give us like nicknames and like not
Speaker 1: call us.
Speaker 2: And then she like comes to the front door and
Speaker 2: she's like hi Drew, like Hi Drew. But on the
Speaker 2: phone she's like fill up. And then I literally heard
Speaker 2: her call you, fucking arm I don't think you're hearing me.
Speaker 2: She called you and your name is India. Like it's
Speaker 2: insane because.
Speaker 7: She she usually calls me on, like she'll just call
Speaker 7: me on and then I'm like, I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 7: understand that, like not everybody can say my name, but
Speaker 7: On is like that's a first.
Speaker 1: But it's literally I think it's because she's too lazy
Speaker 1: to get it all out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like she's just like her literally so much.
Speaker 1: I know she's awesome because she's just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: she's like so classic, like she's just a new woman,
Speaker 1: takes care of herself and like dresses up like and.
Speaker 2: She loves she loves. I think she was nervous about
Speaker 2: like having kids move into her place, and then she
Speaker 2: like every once in a while just come by for
Speaker 2: like a maintenance and ship. Also the other thing is
Speaker 2: she just lets her self in she comes. I don't
Speaker 2: think it's legal, but I find it endearing because she
Speaker 2: is like mother, Like she's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind, because she's like a sweet like
Speaker 1: older woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you do you Yeah, but we have our
Speaker 2: beef because she's a landlord. But like she's awesome.
Speaker 1: She also is awesome because when Azul went missing, she
Speaker 1: I think she kind of felt guilty for it because
Speaker 1: what happened was when the painters were in the house cleaning,
Speaker 1: she kept going in and out and leaving the doors
Speaker 1: open along with the painters, and then a Zul got
Speaker 1: out during that and she saw me freak the fuck
Speaker 1: out and be like, oh my fucking got my cat's gone.
Speaker 1: And now every time she comes in or when people
Speaker 1: are working on the house, she's always a closed the door,
Speaker 1: close the door, close the door, close the door. They
Speaker 1: have a cat in here, close the door, and like
Speaker 1: she's really on it and like we'll go. Like when
Speaker 1: they were redoing the whole like complex, she like kept
Speaker 1: going to the guys to come in and like look
Speaker 1: around to fix things. She was like closed the door
Speaker 1: behind you, and then like for any balcony she would
Speaker 1: tell them like you have to ask her when you
Speaker 1: could come because she has a Cat tell.
Speaker 2: Her we need guests on this podcast, so fucking bad.
Speaker 2: Talk to me about our landlord right now, Like what
Speaker 2: are we talking about? What are we doing? What is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: Well, I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2: I think it's awesome too, but I'm just like I
Speaker 2: took myself out of it and put myself in their
Speaker 2: shoes and hearing someone talk about.
Speaker 1: Their Oh, everybody has a landlord and knows about Kermit
Speaker 1: the frog hipping tea.
Speaker 2: Though relatable, I actually don't give a fuck at this
Speaker 2: point and I don't care who hears this, But I
Speaker 2: think we should talk about the Jaden Smith hangout stories
Speaker 2: because I was thinking about them the other day and
Speaker 2: I was like, that was insane, Like that era was
Speaker 2: fucking insane. It was like peek Jaden Smith being like
Speaker 2: I don't even know everybody being yeah, everybody being obsessed
Speaker 2: with him and like him just saying the most like
Speaker 2: cryptic shit online and like people eating it up and
Speaker 2: being like what the fuck does he mean by that?
Speaker 2: And literally being one of the most famous people in
Speaker 2: the world. And one day we were kind of just
Speaker 2: like casually hanging out. I don't know, it was just
Speaker 2: like in a big group setting, and he was there, and.
Speaker 1: We're at a friend's house, yeah, showing him their music
Speaker 1: and he just so happened to be there, so we
Speaker 1: like met him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also what's his name was with him, Moyses
Speaker 2: moyses Arius was with him and had a giant which
Speaker 2: I thought was really wholesome, endearing and cute, and had
Speaker 2: a giant Louis Vauton Duffel bag with him with like
Speaker 2: god knows what. It was like the biggest bag I've
Speaker 2: ever seen in my life. But anyways, we like go upstairs,
Speaker 2: we're hanging out for a little bit. He is literally
Speaker 2: sitting in the window like fucking batman, like perched up,
Speaker 2: just like silhouetted by the moon that. Yeah, Jaden is
Speaker 2: like silhouetted by the moonlight. And he's just like saying
Speaker 2: the craziest shit I think I've ever heard anybody ever
Speaker 2: say in my life. And he was just talking about,
Speaker 2: like not to air too much of his business out,
Speaker 2: but like he was talking about the schools he went
Speaker 2: to and like what they did at those schools and
Speaker 2: what they learn. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is some like actually like demonic ela shit like whatever,
Speaker 2: like this is crazy granted I had just moved here
Speaker 2: and I'm from Shittasnowhere, Texas, and I was completely culture
Speaker 2: shocked by someone going to a school that wasn't that
Speaker 2: learns magic, Like you're learning magic at the school that.
Speaker 5: Makes His school was like super based in like.
Speaker 2: It was literally the School of Magic. Like he was
Speaker 2: telling it that they would like do magic stairs.
Speaker 1: That is also when he was a fucking kid, like
Speaker 1: we have the.
Speaker 2: Preface, we don't know this person, like we've met him
Speaker 2: maybe twice, and like, I guarantee he doesn't even remember
Speaker 2: my face. But yeah, so he just.
Speaker 1: Kept going especially your face because it's like so forgettable.
Speaker 2: And wow, wow, bitch wow. But anyways, he was sitting
Speaker 2: and just like telling he like commanded the room obviously
Speaker 2: because he's fucking Jaden Smith, and everybody was like you're
Speaker 2: Jaden Smith, your karate kid, Like this is crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna listen to this. And he was sitting there
Speaker 2: and then he started going on about this giant like
Speaker 2: amulet sitting on his fucking chests and it was like
Speaker 2: a necklace. It was like the biggest thing I've ever
Speaker 2: seen anybody have on like their body. And he was
Speaker 2: just explaining it was like it's a quartz crystal wrapped
Speaker 2: in copper. And he was saying that this is like
Speaker 2: a GPS locator for satellites in space that like if
Speaker 2: he ever gets lost, they can beam down and like
Speaker 2: find him from this GPS device sitting on his chest.
Speaker 2: And it was like but it wasn't like like an iPhone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like he.
Speaker 1: Literally he made that comment. He was like, he was
Speaker 1: like what nobody realizes is we've always had iPhones. Humans
Speaker 1: have always had iPhones.
Speaker 2: And wrongs like he isn't wrong.
Speaker 1: For every generation they've had something that they were like,
Speaker 1: this is like the like most like interconnected like piece
Speaker 1: of technology we have at the moment, Like this is
Speaker 1: what keeps us connected. And he was like, if you
Speaker 1: go all the way back, something as simple as like
Speaker 1: a rock with like like something written on it, with
Speaker 1: someone's iPhone that was there, everything that was like what
Speaker 1: kept So he was actually spinning at the time. I
Speaker 1: was like, firstly eighteen and he had been talking for
Speaker 1: two hours, and I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: he talking about?
Speaker 2: And why I'm so scared? I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is l A and Moyses kept
Speaker 1: asking what was in my backpack?
Speaker 8: Because he had a big backpacking over their backpack.
Speaker 1: He just kept asking me, what's in your backpack? And
Speaker 1: I was like he just.
Speaker 2: Wanted to be able to show it was inside him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like freaking me the fuck out because
Speaker 1: we also when we listened.
Speaker 2: To let me before we move on from the crystal
Speaker 2: around his neck. Just if you zoom in on the
Speaker 2: motherboard of an iPhone, it is made of like crystal
Speaker 2: and copper and ship. So like he's kind of right,
Speaker 2: but yes, let me say that, but.
Speaker 1: Like he just kept asking what was in my backpack? Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know why we're being like our like our friends.
Speaker 1: Like we we had gone to fucking Broad Campton's house
Speaker 1: because Ian was like, oh, come listen to the album and.
Speaker 2: We were like yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like saturation too. It was literally like I
Speaker 1: was like, this is what being in la is about.
Speaker 1: This is fucking lit. And we went there and we
Speaker 1: were like cool, We're just gonna sit here and listen
Speaker 1: to the album. And then they're all like he's here,
Speaker 1: and we're like who's here?
Speaker 2: And then they're like Jane Giant GMC, and everybody goes
Speaker 2: outside Degree.
Speaker 1: It was We stayed in the room, I think with
Speaker 1: Matt because we were all like I am like too
Speaker 1: scared to go out there, and like I didn't like
Speaker 1: this was it where I thought my name.
Speaker 2: It was literally like he's here, he like he's here.
Speaker 2: It was like it was ominous almost.
Speaker 1: And like they like went out and like got him
Speaker 1: and whatever. And then we ended up in like row
Speaker 1: Mill's room at the time.
Speaker 2: It was at the studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was like this small room and like
Speaker 1: the whole band wasn't in there. It was literally like
Speaker 1: I think like Matt Ian, Merlin, Romel Jane and Smith
Speaker 1: Moyses and then us and then it wasn't a dark
Speaker 1: room because they turned off they turned off the lights.
Speaker 2: I guess we're like I don't know what.
Speaker 1: The IB was. But I was just hyped because I
Speaker 1: was like, I get to listen to this album. But
Speaker 1: obviously I'm like an eighteen year old who's like now
Speaker 1: like from Miami, like sitting in like kind of interacting
Speaker 1: with I think that was like the first like famous
Speaker 1: person I had really interacted with. So I was just
Speaker 1: like sitting there dead, silent and not being able to
Speaker 1: enjoy myself all the way, because I felt like I
Speaker 1: was being perceived by this like new human I was
Speaker 1: interacting with, who I knew is like one of the
Speaker 1: most he was. He's like fucking Jaydon Smith. So we
Speaker 1: were just like sitting there listening to this album and
Speaker 1: then we're like okay, We're like all getting comfortable and
Speaker 1: we're like this is okay, Like it's not that deep,
Speaker 1: the room is dark. We can enjoy ourselves and like
Speaker 1: freak the funk out that we're listening to this awesome
Speaker 1: album for the first time. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you just hear like like a like like a flash,
Speaker 1: like you know, like really big flashes how you can
Speaker 1: hear them winding up from electricity.
Speaker 2: And it literally it genuinely blinded us, like I was disoriented,
Speaker 2: like it was a call of duty flash bang, Like
Speaker 2: you throw a flash bang in a room. It's like
Speaker 2: and like you're like your ears are ringing and you're
Speaker 2: like trying to like get in it.
Speaker 1: Also like at the same time, it's like.
Speaker 2: This area is flash banging you.
Speaker 1: It's literally like this small kind of foggy room because
Speaker 1: like someone had smoked in it or something like I
Speaker 1: don't know why they were smoking it like it was
Speaker 1: and it was just Moyses going around like to everyone
Speaker 1: to get their reactions, like I want those photos so bad.
Speaker 6: I want this literally men in black device it.
Speaker 2: Was wiping her memory from the album so we couldn't
Speaker 2: leak it.
Speaker 9: It was literally so insane, like literally like and then
Speaker 9: it's just like like also just so overstimulating because it's
Speaker 9: like Saturation Era just like like.
Speaker 1: It's just so much. I would argue that Saturation Too
Speaker 1: is my favorite album, but like of the three, but
Speaker 1: it was just so much, dude. It was literally fucking insane.
Speaker 1: And me and Drew like we thought that's when we
Speaker 1: thought it was over. We were like, Okay, now James
Speaker 1: Smiths gonna leave, but no, but then we all got
Speaker 1: brought up to the seminar in the big room upstairs
Speaker 1: and then he spoke to us for like two hours,
Speaker 1: and I mean like yeah, like the iPhone thing, like
Speaker 1: he set up a just stuff that. If now I
Speaker 1: heard like a young Jameson was saying that, I'd be
Speaker 1: like this kid is way too intelligent his time, like
Speaker 1: he like he has too much to think about. But
Speaker 1: at the time, I was so greened out. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? And then Moys is like
Speaker 1: grabbing at my fucking purple bag. I was like, why
Speaker 1: did that purple bag give me so much attention from
Speaker 1: like random men?
Speaker 2: When I was like, likecause you had the pussy wagon.
Speaker 1: And I was, but I was given that by somebody
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: Was hanging off that bag and people were like, oh damn.
Speaker 1: She knows. But yeah, he was like, what's in your bag?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know telephone, she knows.
Speaker 1: I was like I don't know, garbage and he was like,
Speaker 1: let me see. I was like, get away.
Speaker 8: Like I wasn't say get away, Like, dude, you're so
Speaker 8: high and you're freaking me out, and I watched you
Speaker 8: a lot as a kid, and now you're like really
Speaker 8: proud back and have.
Speaker 1: The most interesting human I've ever seen, like interacting rooms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I liked.
Speaker 2: One to one conversations with him because like it was
Speaker 2: mainly them talking to us, but like I wish I
Speaker 2: was able to just like inquire a little bit and
Speaker 2: just dig a little deeper, especially into Moys' areas. Also,
Speaker 2: his boxed water shit was actually so advanced and really.
Speaker 1: Does he own box water?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it just one?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: I think he owns boxed water.
Speaker 1: Not box water. I think it's the blue one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the blue one. It's not boxed water. But still,
Speaker 2: like his water company was really advanced and he was
Speaker 2: like doing shit in like Flint, Michigan when still no
Speaker 2: one has ever done ship for it, and he was
Speaker 2: just out there giving out free water, which was so
Speaker 2: fucking sick. But yeah, his uh, his whole mission with that.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, that's really cool. Is it still
Speaker 2: a thing just water?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have it at the coffee shop. I like
Speaker 1: I Miami carries it. So yeah, I'd put a few
Speaker 1: dollars in Jaden's pocket because I just like still a
Speaker 1: funk with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just the boy like buy your phone. I
Speaker 2: would love in their products and their services. Don't ask
Speaker 2: for it for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's what we friend Jaden. I wish we could.
Speaker 1: I would love I would love to have another conversation
Speaker 1: with him. But yeah, that was like the most we could.
Speaker 2: Easily worm our way into a room with him somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're like fucking parasites.
Speaker 1: But he would not. He would be like, who are
Speaker 1: these freaks? Like I don't remember them, or maybe he
Speaker 1: does who knows, But yeah, that was like the most
Speaker 1: insane thing I'd ever witnessed because I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: literally watching Jaden Smith like goal on a tangent that
Speaker 1: I honestly didn't have the intelligence to keep up with,
Speaker 1: and I was. So that was like my most overstimulated
Speaker 1: night like I had ever had in my life, especially
Speaker 1: after being flashed back really interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it.
Speaker 1: Literally is such a good take, Like it's true, like
Speaker 1: we have always.
Speaker 6: Like the humans crowding around a fire, everybody TikTok on
Speaker 6: the couch, like it's the same thing, goes back.
Speaker 2: He was literally on his the inherent and incessant need,
Speaker 2: the inherent incessant, not primal.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 2: What's it called royal blooded need to have entertainment while
Speaker 2: I feast. And that's what I do. I eat, and
Speaker 2: I can't eat until I watch television. And that's from
Speaker 2: my royal blood. That's what you think, my colonial blood.
Speaker 2: Colonism is here.
Speaker 1: You didn't even say.
Speaker 6: Right, you're the worst colonizer.
Speaker 2: Colon colonism. It's like in the guts.
Speaker 6: Drew appropriating colonizer culture right now and failing out.
Speaker 2: You don't even know about you don't know, well, I
Speaker 2: just bought like thirty six houses in Japan and a
Speaker 2: really run down neighborhood so I could rent them out,
Speaker 2: Like I'm doing what I was put here to do.
Speaker 1: Oh, you were put here to do. Everybody who is
Speaker 1: a landlord, you could trace them back to evil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: except our landlord.
Speaker 2: Except for I mean, but even still she has her
Speaker 2: moments where she's meaning she's a bit evil. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: like you can't stand a landlord fully, But just don't
Speaker 2: say anything to me when I am a landlord. It's
Speaker 2: it's in my cards. I'm gonna be real. Actually, I
Speaker 2: could never do that to someone. I gotta be I
Speaker 2: have to clarify. I could never do that to anybody.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's so much fucking pace.
Speaker 1: Oh. Also, I want to like say it, but the
Speaker 1: last time I saw himy was was at an arcade
Speaker 1: and he was going in on the boxing thing because
Speaker 1: oh it's literally you know the video of me running
Speaker 1: up and hitting it. He literally saw us doing that.
Speaker 1: I was like, that looks fucking fun, and that's why
Speaker 1: we need to hang out with.
Speaker 2: Him because he would fully get it, like he.
Speaker 1: Would be able to hang I feel because he literally
Speaker 1: saw us running around and fucking hitting the ship out
Speaker 1: of it. And then when we all finished, he like
Speaker 1: went and started like hella playing with it and he
Speaker 1: was there before us and nobody had touched up.
Speaker 2: I want them on the podcast. Those are that's our
Speaker 2: first guest.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 1: Every people would be like cool, but like where is Orion?
Speaker 1: And job?
Speaker 2: Listen? Listen, listen, everybody clip that last thing and say
Speaker 2: Drew and in on Jaden Smith, blow it the fuck
Speaker 2: up so we can have a content point of contact
Speaker 2: with Jaden Smith. I don't do that. You could. You
Speaker 2: could clip it if you want and post it, but
Speaker 2: don't feel the pressure.
Speaker 1: T You can't because I'm gon illegally go after you
Speaker 1: and get it taken down.
Speaker 2: I'll just text my friend and be like, yo, link
Speaker 2: me with this person, think me. Let's let's Lincoln builds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's Lincoln builds. I want to get you at
Speaker 1: a table outside of Arawan and pick your brain. That's
Speaker 1: I'm sart saying to people. I want to go get
Speaker 1: some food at the hot bar and sit outside of
Speaker 1: this is my go to.
Speaker 2: I just love the way you see the world like
Speaker 2: you just see it so.
Speaker 1: So how.
Speaker 2: So good, so differently.
Speaker 1: Your viewscape on the way we live is just so
Speaker 1: mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I was trying to mimic that one guy that I
Speaker 2: was showing you on TikTok, that like the male gays guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, right right.
Speaker 2: We won't get into.
Speaker 1: That when when we move past, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think ever. I think it's forever, just like
Speaker 2: yos is in my vocabulary, till the end, till the
Speaker 2: day I die. Oh fuck, I just said a Kanye lyric.
Speaker 2: I'm a guy till the day I did.
Speaker 1: Though, Now you did, do you want to cut it
Speaker 1: or like cut it?
Speaker 2: Cut it?
Speaker 1: Like arguing like your brain is fully fucking up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just because I've spoken so much. What did that?
Speaker 2: What did that say?
Speaker 6: Forty five minutes?
Speaker 2: Because I missed it.
Speaker 6: I just I love my little app.
Speaker 2: You know Kai? Wait, So we don't like so we
Speaker 2: have kind of like an idea of how long we've
Speaker 2: been recording for. There's no way you can see that.
Speaker 2: Kai has this little app that shows you he'll hold
Speaker 2: it up and he'll hold it up for like three
Speaker 2: minutes and we we're obviously looking at it and he's
Speaker 2: just holding well, like that's.
Speaker 1: The hard part is because like we want to be
Speaker 1: able to acknowledge that we've looked at it without being
Speaker 1: like okay, cool, kay, you can put your phone down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that it has been shot.
Speaker 6: That gets me every single time, without failm I gets.
Speaker 1: Kai because he somehow thinks it's going to be his fault.
Speaker 1: It's like scary.
Speaker 2: Wait but the way red means recording.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the YouTube channel? Red means recording?
Speaker 1: No, but I like actually can't wait to play Fortnite?
Speaker 2: Opn was that? What?
Speaker 6: What was red means recording? It's like something in my brain.
Speaker 6: Wasn't that like music YouTube channel?
Speaker 2: Ducky of us A ducky of us?
Speaker 6: Is that not like a really old YouTube channel?
Speaker 2: It's probably like seven years old, but he still posts
Speaker 2: today and his content still fucking.
Speaker 1: Is that fucking up? The audio?
Speaker 2: Like you doing that?
Speaker 6: I think it's gonna sound good, it's gonna sound cool.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Oh my god, Oh you're being a B
Speaker 2: word right now. You're not even gonna say it because
Speaker 2: I love you, dude?
Speaker 1: What is this episode?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is happening? There's gonna be so much to be
Speaker 1: cut because we're just like dead.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: I actually think it's a good one.
Speaker 2: I actually I was the last episode we've ever recorded.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a really good Yeah, you're
Speaker 4: a really good one in bed, but you.
Speaker 2: Just don't have a gauge of when you're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have a gauge because I'm fucking straight, bitch.
Speaker 1: You would have a gauge. G A Y G.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a g A Y M E R gamer,
Speaker 2: so let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: You're like not though, I wouldn't consider either of us
Speaker 1: actually like to be gamers because playing Fortnite is like,
Speaker 1: it's like what it used to mean when you only
Speaker 1: played like Call of Duty, Like I don't think if
Speaker 1: you only play Call of Duty in Fortnite you get.
Speaker 2: To consider well, now i'm playing you gi oh my
Speaker 2: steam deck.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider that. That's like playing solitaire, like you're
Speaker 1: not you know, there's.
Speaker 2: More thought to it. It's like chess, and the more
Speaker 2: you learn about it.
Speaker 1: Also, I wouldn't play chess does not make you a
Speaker 1: fucking gamer. It makes you a fucking nerd ass loser, loser.
Speaker 1: You're a loser.
Speaker 2: I can't do anything. Do you see how I'm treated.
Speaker 2: I just have hobbies and I want to put a
Speaker 2: label on myself. This is why I can't label myself
Speaker 2: because people don't let me label.
Speaker 1: I'm labeling you for you. You're a fucking nerd bitch.
Speaker 6: True. Also, you have a victim complex.
Speaker 2: And I have a giant cock Like, what's the fucking difference?
Speaker 2: Like I'm confused, Like I really don't know, Like the
Speaker 2: difference victim complex giant penis Like they're synonymous.
Speaker 1: They are pretty synonymous.
Speaker 2: Well, the new Fortnite update is fucking lit. Also, I've
Speaker 2: been getting into a Pokemon VCG, which is just competitive
Speaker 2: uh Pokemon, and it's fucking lit. It's fucking lit video
Speaker 2: game lit. That you saw me watching it yesterday, I know,
Speaker 2: and I was into it. I was like on the
Speaker 2: couch like like lean forward watching cause it's like nail biting,
Speaker 2: it's like sports. I've also been watching so much basketball.
Speaker 2: I have to read this. This is like the funniest
Speaker 2: thing I've ever read in my life. And you didn't
Speaker 2: really have a reaction to it when I read it
Speaker 2: out loud, but I was like, damn, this is like
Speaker 2: a banger, Like damn, well, I got to actually, I
Speaker 2: got too.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a reaction to what I sent you
Speaker 1: last night. That literally made me crack the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I've been on a really crazy SNL like.
Speaker 2: This is why.
Speaker 1: Because I don't have other social medias, I've become the
Speaker 1: most generic human in terms of consumption. I'm literally watching SNL.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because it's fair, because Kiki Palmer tour and
Speaker 2: they're finally going with like greenout humor because they saw
Speaker 2: please don't destroys like doing numbers online. So they were
Speaker 2: just like, oh, this is what the younger generation wants
Speaker 2: to see and like who fucking cares about all the
Speaker 2: old dying freaks, Like this is what we're gonna start doing.
Speaker 1: And that is what all the cast members of SNL said,
Speaker 1: which is actually like kind of fucked up for them
Speaker 1: to say they don't give a fuck about their older
Speaker 1: like audience and they want them to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they should.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if we'll see if they correct that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Kiki Palmer, I think we did we talk
Speaker 2: about that yesterday. I don't know, but she at.
Speaker 1: This point when this goes up, it's gonna be so.
Speaker 2: Old fucking destroyed.
Speaker 1: I know she's so good. She's hilarious, dude, Like this
Speaker 1: is her moment. Yeah. All of the skits she was in,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen any of them are
Speaker 1: so fucking funny. There was another one I watched last
Speaker 1: night that I hadn't seen that like was really fucking good.
Speaker 1: He's just been so good. But show the thing that
Speaker 1: made you crack up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: The reason men can't satisfy y'all sexually no more is
Speaker 2: because y'all are overdoing it with these toys. Stop tasering
Speaker 2: your pussy every night. It's damaging the nerves and feelings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tasering. That's wing tazing. Does it say tasering? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fucking awesome. No, Like literally, I'm not kidding. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was going to say something crazy, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say that. But once you go to like wingbot,
Speaker 1: going back to analog is really different. Yeah, Like it's
Speaker 1: just like it's unnecessary. It's like it's like having a
Speaker 1: car and then being like, I'm gonna take my bike
Speaker 1: eight miles today. It's like, no, but I'm hungry, and
Speaker 1: like I can get to the store in like three minutes.
Speaker 2: So sick.
Speaker 6: Do you think that it actually does like desensitize stuff
Speaker 6: because like, Umm, I was talking to my friend about
Speaker 6: this and she was like, yeah, I use my vibrator,
Speaker 6: and I'm a little bit concerned about being able to
Speaker 6: have normal sex.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because I still have enjoyable sex,
Speaker 1: like when it's not included in the picture. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But what I was gonna say
Speaker 1: is I tapped into analog not that long ago. I
Speaker 1: was like, I still got it, Like I can still
Speaker 1: tap in. I can still tap into analog when it
Speaker 1: need be. Because Okay, they need to figure out how
Speaker 1: to make vibrators with an undying battery. Like I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck if you have to put lead in there,
Speaker 1: like anything so that I don't have to plug it in.
Speaker 1: Why don't have to plug it in?
Speaker 2: That's so crazy, Like I.
Speaker 1: Don't care what you gotta put it there to make. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like give me a lithium battery, give me something I
Speaker 1: can't put on an airplane, and I'll just buy one
Speaker 1: for different locations.
Speaker 2: Respect. Respect. This is also awesome.
Speaker 6: Am.
Speaker 2: My sister is thinking about getting her nipples pierced. I
Speaker 2: know you're not photoshopped, so is she allowed to see yours.
Speaker 2: I'm really just gonna show her my phone. She won't
Speaker 2: let me see. I just offered because I'm taking her
Speaker 2: and she's complaining about how all these models photos are
Speaker 2: fake as fuck. It doesn't matter. It doesn't affect me
Speaker 2: either way, so it's up to you. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I just told her I know some females who have
Speaker 2: them and I could try. So this dude hit up trying.
Speaker 1: To get pictures of her tits and.
Speaker 2: On his snapchat and is like using that as an example.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I used to want my nipples piers
Speaker 1: so badly.
Speaker 2: It was the fence to era.
Speaker 1: I know, I so kind of want it. Should we
Speaker 1: go get our nipples piers and belly button piers.
Speaker 2: I want my hairy discussing belly piers so bad.
Speaker 1: We should do it before we go to bring Like literally,
Speaker 1: now is the time to do it, because the problem
Speaker 1: is every summer rolls around and I'm like, I wish
Speaker 1: my fucking belly button was pierced. But then the problem
Speaker 1: is you can't go in pools and like do all
Speaker 1: the fun stuff. And also the sweat makes it like
Speaker 1: more prone to infection, and that's my biggest fear with
Speaker 1: like piercings is getting an infection, So now would be
Speaker 1: the time because it's all cold, cold, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: be bundled up.
Speaker 2: And you're not gonna be all sweaty and nasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, although like if you, I guess we would literally
Speaker 1: have to at it next week because during its healing
Speaker 1: process will be in really cold places. And I think
Speaker 1: wearing too tight of clothes is bad for it because
Speaker 1: it like we'll tug tuget. I would be the bitch
Speaker 1: to get a fucking belly button piercing and rip my
Speaker 1: shirt off and it fucking.
Speaker 2: Rips, your belly button falls off, It.
Speaker 1: Turns into an audi and just strolls off.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you poke. If you're a guy
Speaker 2: and you poke your belly button, you can feel it
Speaker 2: in your penis.
Speaker 6: Tip try it, kai, what what would you.
Speaker 2: Like your belly button really hard?
Speaker 6: Oh? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I know what? Crazy? You try to see if you
Speaker 2: feel it anywhere. Okay, we're literally sexually satisfying.
Speaker 1: I have to go and I'm like digging in my
Speaker 1: fucking skirt all right. Well, oh okay, I'm gonna show
Speaker 1: you the clip and you're not gonna think it's funny,
Speaker 1: Like but I think I thought it was so funny
Speaker 1: because it's so bad this joke that was on us
Speaker 1: and now it literally made me crack up because this
Speaker 1: was like this was like a like a bar Ning moment,
Speaker 1: but it was like so funny because he really believed
Speaker 1: in this show. That's sorry.
Speaker 3: Or how you pitch?
Speaker 2: And so you also find that female frog. God, it's
Speaker 2: kind of like I stand by that show like immediately.
Speaker 1: Like you know you wrote it, and was like, that's
Speaker 1: not the best I've ever done, but for some reason
Speaker 1: it's so good.
Speaker 2: Respect. But I have one more little thing. No, I
Speaker 2: can't do that. Man.
Speaker 1: Okay, you are the worst fucking you. Okay, Okay, yeah
Speaker 1: you can if you want. But should I just start
Speaker 1: going into media?
Speaker 2: Oh I've ever doing media?
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's get into media.
Speaker 2: Was my like whisper really warm?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I like and I tried not to make it warm.
Speaker 1: Well you made it warm.
Speaker 2: So little boxes on the hilltop, little boxes made of tikey.
Speaker 2: Remember what you're fighting for, little boxes on the hilltop
Speaker 2: and traffic and suburbia. Remember that's what you're fighting for.
Speaker 6: What you say it makes perfect sense to me.
Speaker 2: Little Boxes on the Hills.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna give this album away. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to it for a very long time. It is Charles
Speaker 1: Stepney step On Step. I really like that album has
Speaker 1: been just on rotation for the past few weeks. It's
Speaker 1: really good, it's really sweet, just a good list, and
Speaker 1: it's really long, so it's like an hour and seventeen
Speaker 1: minutes and that's why I've been listening to in the car.
Speaker 1: And then also this song just reminds me I've already
Speaker 1: said it, but like it like reminds me of like
Speaker 1: looking out the train window in Japan and just being like, damn,
Speaker 1: life is so sweet, or like when.
Speaker 2: You like.
Speaker 1: Just live it, to love the people you love and
Speaker 1: learn to get what because you're saying we were in
Speaker 1: Japan and like, I don't know. It just made me
Speaker 1: think of everything in such a sweet way, but can't
Speaker 1: get it out of my head by electric like or orchestra.
Speaker 1: I also just love the color because I have these
Speaker 1: but I really have been wanting for so long a
Speaker 1: pair of glittery like Dorothy like super Dorothy ones, but
Speaker 1: I can only find costume ones ever. And then like
Speaker 1: Mew Mew makes like silver ones like, but I need
Speaker 1: like these, I need repeto repettal. If you're listening, I
Speaker 1: need you to make these in glitter And I know
Speaker 1: maybe you're worried because like they might not sell the shoes,
Speaker 1: they might not sell as well, because like for somebody
Speaker 1: to own like glittery Dorothy shoes is a big statement.
Speaker 1: But I will get a pair. So that's all that
Speaker 1: matters is if you sell one and I will buy them, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll be happy, and you know what, to make
Speaker 1: it worth her while, I'll but I'll buy two. I'll
Speaker 1: buy one in this size and then one in a
Speaker 1: bigger size so that I could put thicker, longer socks.
Speaker 1: So now you have two sales on your hand. So
Speaker 1: think about that. You have two sales on your hand
Speaker 1: if they go on sale, right, because they're way too expensive, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my media is bad Vibes by Palmistry and
Speaker 2: Blade and Isabella Loves Story. That's a cool song. Also,
Speaker 2: wait where the fuck is that at?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, m hold on, I've been listening to Trent Reznor
Speaker 2: and Anarchist Ross again in sugar Storm is still a
Speaker 2: fantastic song. It's actually my top song. Of two, Sugarstorm
Speaker 2: is and then It's a Little Loss by Arthur Russell,
Speaker 2: Hyper Valid by by.
Speaker 1: Which is so funny because I like, I guess a
Speaker 1: lot of your music I don't hear you play. Did
Speaker 1: you play it in your room?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And also when I'm back in Texas, Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I discovered Arthur Russell. What Crystal by AFX twin And
Speaker 2: then the fifth is such Great Heights remastered by the
Speaker 2: Postal Service, which I love that that's in my top five.
Speaker 2: And then I've been playing Pokemon and why do I like,
Speaker 2: why is my voice doing that? I feel like I
Speaker 2: sound like I'm about to start crying.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm just so sad and emotional.
Speaker 1: Get over yourself. And then it made it onto my
Speaker 1: top listed songs too, so that was both.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, but mine was my number two.
Speaker 1: That was not my number two. My number two was
Speaker 1: It's a Rap by Mariah Carey. My top five is
Speaker 1: like so funny. It's the Waters of March by Art Garfunkel.
Speaker 1: It's a rap by Mariah Carey, Healing by Todd Rundgren,
Speaker 1: which is really fucking annoying because two of those songs
Speaker 1: are in worst Person in the fucking world. So I
Speaker 1: watched that movie and was like, God, those songs are
Speaker 1: so good and I listened to them so much. I
Speaker 1: would Die for You by Prince, which is no shocker
Speaker 1: because that was like my song. I need to make
Speaker 1: a new edit of the whole year footage.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, wow, and couldn't love you more.
Speaker 1: John Martin, it was like it's number seven because number
Speaker 1: six is oh my love. Number seven actually is Mercury
Speaker 1: by Steve Lacy, then Fuck All Night by jay Z
Speaker 1: and then Wild Horses by Prefab. I might post this.
Speaker 1: I might take out all of my really deep cuts
Speaker 1: because I'm a piece of shit and I don't want
Speaker 1: everybody to have what I listened to because I am
Speaker 1: a gate keeping cunt. But I might like, maybe make
Speaker 1: a little public playlist. Nice if you're fucking lucky bitch.
Speaker 2: So after such great heights, it's Hotel Breakfast by Blade,
Speaker 2: It's Not up to You by York, True Level will
Speaker 2: find You in the End by Daniel Johnston, and Chroma
Speaker 2: Key Dream Coade by Boards of Canada. I think my
Speaker 2: top artist was Boards of Canada, which is fucking.
Speaker 1: Live so annoying? Is you mentioning that Daniel Johnson song
Speaker 1: just reminded me. I had Josh cracking the fuck up
Speaker 1: because I kept singing it wrong on person on purpose
Speaker 1: and person all right, bye, guys.
Speaker 9: What do you mean what is?
Speaker 2: Do you know what on person means?
Speaker 6: I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1: One day when you say something to me, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna fucking deck you in the wiener.
Speaker 2: I see that's it. I love that.
Speaker 1: But I kept messing up the lyrics and be like,
Speaker 1: did you know that's actually what the word said? And
Speaker 1: he was for some reason that was making him so lap.
Speaker 1: I was like, true love will never find you in
Speaker 1: the end, like did you know that's what he said?
Speaker 1: And then he just for some reason that was on
Speaker 1: him crack up. And I'm like, bro, you've never listened
Speaker 1: to the fucking song will find you in the end?
Speaker 1: All right, damn well?
Speaker 10: Thank you up until true love will find you in
Speaker 10: the end. This is a promise with a catch, and Dina,
Speaker 10: only if you're looking, will it find you inside the light?
Speaker 6: The light due that honestly sounds so good.
Speaker 10: Thank you, True love will find you in the end.
Speaker 3: Just left.
Speaker 2: Hey,