Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim to give us. Time and a
Speaker 2: Turmano and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off instide. We wanna welcome
Speaker 3: you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it. We scared?
Speaker 1: Or was it fine?
Speaker 5: Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need ride.
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgera.
Speaker 1: We aren't tired at all.
Speaker 4: Nope, we feel so good that we are going to
Speaker 4: podcast about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This one's just about feelings and a guest.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but and his feelings and his feelings.
Speaker 6: We were going to pick up David Huntsburger at Lax.
Speaker 6: We had a car issue. It's not that interesting of
Speaker 6: a story why, But we are now waiting at David
Speaker 6: Huntsberger's house, who is coming from Lax on his own.
Speaker 1: So it's just a little twist with our original format.
Speaker 7: We realize that you guys have had the same format
Speaker 7: for what like seventeen times, right, so you're probably sitting there.
Speaker 4: Like, Okay, we get it. You pick people up, you
Speaker 4: drive them home.
Speaker 6: Right, Why don't you ever just meet them at home
Speaker 6: after they drive themselves from the artport.
Speaker 7: Why don't you ever have a dead car battery so
Speaker 7: that you make everything a half an hour late and
Speaker 7: then everything has to adjust in a weird way.
Speaker 1: Hopefully it's your battery and not the alternator starting.
Speaker 4: It is the alternator, Chris. I swear to God, I'm
Speaker 4: fucking moving away.
Speaker 1: You're going to leave town because I will.
Speaker 7: Leave the car where it is. I'll leave my house
Speaker 7: two dogs locked inside. They'll start to death.
Speaker 4: And I'll start walking. Then I'm a fucking walking to
Speaker 4: the mountains, or I'll walk to the fucking desert. I
Speaker 4: don't even care.
Speaker 6: You're just gonna live off the grid and create your
Speaker 6: own country's flag.
Speaker 4: That's you know, quilt it. I'll quilt a flag out
Speaker 4: of old T shirts.
Speaker 1: Just like Martha Washington did.
Speaker 7: That's right, Martha Washington's good friend Betsy Rossmi.
Speaker 1: Betsy.
Speaker 6: Betsy did the sewing, but Martha and Martha did a
Speaker 6: lot of the design.
Speaker 7: She did design, and she would call Betsy on the
Speaker 7: phone a lot on the two cans connected the string
Speaker 7: a lot and just be like, hey, let's talk about design.
Speaker 6: And then France Scott Key wrote a little song about
Speaker 6: that flag and it.
Speaker 1: Goes like this, it's you had a different star spangled banner.
Speaker 7: Yeah, at our school it was Montssory and so they
Speaker 7: let us write.
Speaker 1: The star spangled It was just a series of child scats.
Speaker 4: It was really the beginning. It was the dawning of.
Speaker 7: The age of child assholes. We really kicked it off
Speaker 7: big time.
Speaker 1: In the seventies America.
Speaker 4: Yay recess.
Speaker 6: Ah, So we're waiting, We are waiting. You know, David Scott,
Speaker 6: I've been in his place. It certainly is nice, is it?
Speaker 6: But this is one of those neighborhoods where I wouldn't
Speaker 6: be I'd be surprised, but I wouldn't be shocked if
Speaker 6: someone drove by an open fire on us.
Speaker 7: Right, And I wouldn't be surprised because that's what happens
Speaker 7: on this podcast. We violence is a big part of it,
Speaker 7: as everyone knows.
Speaker 6: Everyone knows that if it's not someone chasing this down
Speaker 6: with a bike lock, it's us driving past someone murdering
Speaker 6: another man with his fists.
Speaker 7: Oh and I didn't tell you this on my way
Speaker 7: home from that show I did.
Speaker 4: I did Morgan Jay's show in Marina del Rey last week.
Speaker 4: Mor j You know Morgan J.
Speaker 5: Ray.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: He's a young up and comer. I think you'd really
Speaker 4: like him. He's very funny, okay, and really he's a
Speaker 4: nice guy.
Speaker 7: But I was driving home from that and at that
Speaker 7: same intersection there was a guy.
Speaker 4: Look at this guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is an intersection of confusion.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Right now, there's a man that's doing a.
Speaker 6: Thing that he wants to play a slow mersh Oh,
Speaker 6: why slow chicken?
Speaker 4: Were you going to say something like it was a
Speaker 4: slow chicken?
Speaker 6: I was gonna say slow mersion. He's playing a slow
Speaker 6: mercion game of chicken. And that was a weird I
Speaker 6: wouldn't have done a fourteen point turn in the middle
Speaker 6: of the intersection like.
Speaker 4: That to go back up the street. He was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean anyway, Morgan Morgan.
Speaker 7: Fairchraild is one of my favorite actresses, mostly because of
Speaker 7: her beauty, but on also Coper talent.
Speaker 4: I was driving home. I was at that same intersection and.
Speaker 7: There was a guy so drunk that he was like
Speaker 7: yet running into the traffic and yelling at cars and
Speaker 7: doing that kind of like gangster big chest pigeons dance,
Speaker 7: you know, like like he's gonna fight cars and his Yeah,
Speaker 7: sure you don't.
Speaker 1: You know, I've lived it. I've the gangster chicken dance.
Speaker 7: And then he was like his friend who was also
Speaker 7: gangster looking, was trying to get him out of the
Speaker 7: road and people were honking.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting at the light.
Speaker 7: I literally real, you know, real subtly rolled up my
Speaker 7: windows and locked my door, scared.
Speaker 1: To death because you don't want to piss him off
Speaker 1: by them noticing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but like, oh, you're a bad person or I
Speaker 7: judge you because you're trying to beat up a car.
Speaker 7: And then cop this police issue baton.
Speaker 4: Just look at it.
Speaker 1: It's basically in a holster.
Speaker 7: Chris is wielding a police issue baton at me right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not it's not pointed at you.
Speaker 4: It was perpendicular to me. He really is.
Speaker 7: Now it's a gorgeous kind of bubb Burker's beauty style presentation.
Speaker 6: And it's a cherrywood or mahogany otel. The girth on
Speaker 6: that whoa, yeah, you don't want.
Speaker 4: To that's a heavy stick. Yeah, the window. Great, that
Speaker 4: would have been anyway.
Speaker 7: Then a cop came by and immediately it was like
Speaker 7: suddenly I was a police zone and this guy was
Speaker 7: getting arrested.
Speaker 4: It was like it happened super quick.
Speaker 7: Wow, And it was the same spot where the guy
Speaker 7: got dropped violently and horribly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the corner of I think Pico Andrea. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's a dangerous stop.
Speaker 4: There's I think it's like there's a bus stop there.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of Have you.
Speaker 1: Ever ridden on the bus for a prolonged period of.
Speaker 4: Time Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: No, probably not. I'm answering a question I asked you.
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying you were gonna name a
Speaker 4: different city. No, no, not Los Angeles. I have ever
Speaker 4: ridden a bus in cant.
Speaker 7: I used to have to take the bus after I
Speaker 7: stopped drinking and had seizures.
Speaker 4: I couldn't drive for three years, so I.
Speaker 7: Had to take the bus, all right. I took a
Speaker 7: bus that went from it was like the bus that
Speaker 7: went basically from Colombia and Franklin over the hill to
Speaker 7: the Warner Brothers. Because I had my first riding job.
Speaker 7: It was the worst.
Speaker 6: Yeah, taking a bus to a job. I would I
Speaker 6: would take it at night. I would ride my bike
Speaker 6: to the bus stop and put my bike.
Speaker 1: On the front of the bus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I go from Venice to I did it once
Speaker 6: for a Largo show and I did it once for
Speaker 6: an MBAR show and Jimmy Pardo made fun of me
Speaker 6: and said that I rode the bus there offended. But
Speaker 6: it's uh, you know, I didn't want everyone to know
Speaker 6: I was riding on the bus. I wasn't dressed like
Speaker 6: a bus person, and there is a dress. One time
Speaker 6: a guy on the bus was just covered in feathers
Speaker 6: like either he had.
Speaker 4: Wait, was that a bird?
Speaker 1: It was a bird on the white feathers.
Speaker 6: He was just in sweatpants, but head to tone feathers.
Speaker 6: So I thought, well, he just went into a chicken
Speaker 6: coop somewhere in LA and murdered.
Speaker 1: A munch of chickens. Sure, or he has a down
Speaker 1: How does he have a down comforter? And I know
Speaker 1: that was my other thought.
Speaker 4: Maybe he's a very rich man.
Speaker 7: He was there to show everybody if you just pull
Speaker 7: yourself up by your bootstraps, you can.
Speaker 6: Have as many feathers and you can get on a
Speaker 6: bus and yell the sea where it's a suspecting woman.
Speaker 7: See, that's the thing the bus was. It felt like
Speaker 7: a ticking time bomb all the time. And my route
Speaker 7: was very low key. It wasn't like we were going
Speaker 7: through It was very It was one of the lowest
Speaker 7: keys about all bus routes, I think.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 6: Still, it's a place for people that don't have much
Speaker 6: else to do, just kind of hang out all day.
Speaker 6: The most memorable time ever.
Speaker 1: If we want to swamp bus stores and then no
Speaker 1: we do that.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you'll stop at a school, an entire class will
Speaker 6: get on the bus, yes, or an entire part of
Speaker 6: a school. And it was like a fifth grade age kids,
Speaker 6: and there was so many people already on the bus
Speaker 6: that this little kid holding a.
Speaker 1: Bag of I think spaghetti. It wasn't a ziploc bag.
Speaker 6: It was like the lunch lady grabbed tore a piece
Speaker 6: of plastic and he was just holding it tight with
Speaker 6: his hand.
Speaker 1: It was not.
Speaker 6: Oh and he was. It was so crowded that he
Speaker 6: basically was sitting on my leg. And as we were
Speaker 6: he was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. It's
Speaker 6: like it's okay, there's not enough room on the bus.
Speaker 6: And then as the bus went he was dabbing my leg.
Speaker 6: He got spaghetti on the pants. He was just blotting
Speaker 6: with this spaghetti bagh And I was like, well that
Speaker 6: I'll take your apology for the spaghetti day.
Speaker 1: But then but.
Speaker 6: Then as you got off the posse, he's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: I got spaghetti on your pants.
Speaker 4: And it's like, oh, you're sweet, wonderful.
Speaker 1: He was a sweet little kid. Yeah, I'll never forget
Speaker 1: that kid.
Speaker 7: And thank god he was sitting on your lap and
Speaker 7: not some horrible, bizarre perverse exactly. That's that story went
Speaker 7: as well as it possibly could have for what it was.
Speaker 1: Right. No, that was a situation where I was like
Speaker 1: I could have a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they're great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great.
Speaker 4: They're great. Someone was doing a good job with him too,
Speaker 4: because he was.
Speaker 6: He was a good manners although who's making him. It's
Speaker 6: his mom saying, hey, bring some of that spaghetti home
Speaker 6: for your brother and sister.
Speaker 5: Who knows. I mean, he.
Speaker 1: Doesn't want to be holding a bag of spaghetti.
Speaker 7: Yeah, But I mean you could just think of a
Speaker 7: million stories behind that spaghetti story, and I just can't
Speaker 7: go there.
Speaker 4: I can't think about a kid that needs spaghetti from school.
Speaker 1: No, I mean a lot of people. You know, Spaghetti
Speaker 1: doesn't just grow on trees.
Speaker 6: I would to imagine a world where it did. Though,
Speaker 6: just for a moment, it's gone.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even spaghetti, really, it was wagon wheel pasta.
Speaker 4: Oh that's what you were imagining. Yeah, I was imagining a.
Speaker 6: Beautiful tree, like a willow tree in Italy, but dangling
Speaker 6: instead of branches.
Speaker 1: It's just spaghetti noodle.
Speaker 6: And then the wind comes a blowing and you get
Speaker 6: sauce all up in your face, and then it's just.
Speaker 4: A nice cat comes and licks your teeth.
Speaker 1: Spaghetti tree cat.
Speaker 5: The fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh it's it might as well be midnight. It might.
Speaker 6: I'm concerned about David Huntsburger's well being.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like we could just talk
Speaker 4: about David Huntsburger for.
Speaker 6: This episode and then he can just jump in at
Speaker 6: the end and go. And that's all for me, Folks.
Speaker 7: I confirm and deny everything you just said about me.
Speaker 4: In conclusion.
Speaker 1: I wasn't here the end, good bye. No, he'll be
Speaker 1: here any minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: They didn't want to wait at Lax and so we
Speaker 6: decided to meet at his house, where we have waited
Speaker 6: as long as he would have for us.
Speaker 1: Yep, because I was.
Speaker 6: Already here when I got the news of your Uh
Speaker 6: what isn't your alternator?
Speaker 1: It's just a dead battery. Oh god, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the alternate.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be every We're all going to be riding
Speaker 6: the goddamn bus with spaghetti pants.
Speaker 4: I'm so I'm so spaghetti bound.
Speaker 5: It's not even funny.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm already ready for it.
Speaker 7: I haven't been I That's the thing is like, when
Speaker 7: you don't maintain stuff, it falls apart exactly when you
Speaker 7: don't want it to exactly.
Speaker 4: And that is what I'm going through right now.
Speaker 6: And then right when you called with your car woes,
Speaker 6: that's when my flat tire light came earlier, right, a
Speaker 6: flat tire uh and uh you know I filled it
Speaker 6: with I'll oh, that'll buy me a day or two,
Speaker 6: Try a couple hours.
Speaker 7: Well you know why Curly roller this goddamn town in
Speaker 7: this car. But here's the thing, we are against all
Speaker 7: odds doing this podcast tonight. Yeah, we're beating the odds.
Speaker 7: We're going that we're flying in the face.
Speaker 5: You know, when you.
Speaker 7: Get down and everything starts piling up against you.
Speaker 1: You're talking about during the war.
Speaker 7: Right, I'm talking about World War two.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're about and all your friends are
Speaker 1: piling up on you.
Speaker 8: You know when you have been shipped by train to
Speaker 8: a work camp, trained by ship, or or you've been
Speaker 8: trained to work on a ship to get away from Germany. Look,
Speaker 8: there's all these scenarios, and the bottom line is keep
Speaker 8: your chin up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, Yeah.
Speaker 4: We're gonna make it. If we don't make it, that's
Speaker 4: fine too.
Speaker 6: Just because your friends are dying and the ones that
Speaker 6: aren't dying or breathing next day on a submarine doesn't
Speaker 6: mean you can't keep your chin up, soldier.
Speaker 4: Get that chin up as high as you possibly can, soldier.
Speaker 6: Any time we have an episode, I realize how patriotic
Speaker 6: we both are.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I fucking love this country. It's the
Speaker 7: only reason that I haven't died yet.
Speaker 6: You know what, These colors don't run, but if they did,
Speaker 6: it would be a beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's my impression of a gay patriot. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Liked it because your voice stayed kind of the same
Speaker 7: you did. You went up a lotspectful, right, exactly, it's modern.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 7: It was a modern representation of a gay patriot. I
Speaker 7: think that we need more of that on this show.
Speaker 7: There's a I'll do have an impression now of a
Speaker 7: pan sexual patriot.
Speaker 1: I am ready, Okay, I'm going.
Speaker 7: To sleep with you at one and you at three
Speaker 7: and you at five. So everybody put that in your schedules.
Speaker 7: They pant sexuals are the people that fuck everybody.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, but what's patriotic about that that they're good
Speaker 6: at scheduling?
Speaker 4: Yes, because that's very American.
Speaker 1: So American.
Speaker 7: It's appointment sex. It's from what I understand. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: actually had a friend who went on a date.
Speaker 6: It's like it's like apple pie and making appointment.
Speaker 4: Making appointments for stranger sex.
Speaker 7: My friend went on a date off of Okay Cupid
Speaker 7: and the guy she met with, uh.
Speaker 4: Was pan sexual. I think she said pan sexual.
Speaker 7: And that's how I know about this is because she
Speaker 7: sat there and she said, for two hours, this dude
Speaker 7: talked at her all about his lifestyle choice and whether
Speaker 7: or not she was going to fit into it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, not that she had a choice, it was
Speaker 1: his choice.
Speaker 7: Well uh no, no, he was kind of making it
Speaker 7: like are you into this?
Speaker 4: But she had put something like that she she puts.
Speaker 7: Something on her okay Cupid profile that she accidentally was
Speaker 7: cueuing to people like that were uh, sexual experimenters. It
Speaker 7: was something like I'm open minded, and she genuinely meant it,
Speaker 7: like oh okay, I'm I'm just that she did it
Speaker 7: wrong because she didn't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah that it just came across like a calling all
Speaker 6: freaks exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that that that's a freak.
Speaker 6: I don't, honestly, and I'm gonna sound maybe dumb or uninformed.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I had never heard of I don't know
Speaker 1: what a pan sexual is.
Speaker 6: I've heard the phrase, but I'm still unclear.
Speaker 4: I don't really.
Speaker 1: It's just someone that makes appointments.
Speaker 7: It's someone that has sex, has It's almost like open
Speaker 7: relationship ship, except for they don't have one single relationship.
Speaker 7: They have a bunch of sexual relationships with a bunch
Speaker 7: of people that all know each other, and I think
Speaker 7: they all sleep together.
Speaker 6: Oh that's like, and that's basically the basis of pan
Speaker 6: Am Airlines.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 7: Because they were like, how do we get this done
Speaker 7: while we travel for business?
Speaker 4: Because we were just like, it's the scheduling thing. Let's
Speaker 4: get it all done at once.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay to have moments of dead air.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was told a long time ago
Speaker 1: by who Oh a guy on a bus.
Speaker 7: No Feathers McGhee, Captain Feathers told you that.
Speaker 1: The leader of all the feather man Captain Feathers. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that man in the feathers.
Speaker 6: He yelled at a woman and I said, hey, that's
Speaker 6: let's all just relax.
Speaker 1: And then he just stared at me.
Speaker 6: And I remember I got off way before my stop
Speaker 6: because I was scared of him. And then I just
Speaker 6: had my bike and I'm I realized I was halfway,
Speaker 6: but I scared of.
Speaker 1: The feather man.
Speaker 7: I would have been horrified even if I'd never had
Speaker 7: an exchange with him.
Speaker 4: He was covered in fucking feathers.
Speaker 1: It was It was hilarious. I almost felt like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a hidden camera situation, but it wasn't.
Speaker 7: That's what the bus is like. The bus is like
Speaker 7: a prank show that no one is filming.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna text David and see, like do
Speaker 1: it eta? That sounds passive aggressive?
Speaker 4: Well, and he knows we're waiting.
Speaker 1: All right, and.
Speaker 4: Should I talk while you're tech.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or just do a song.
Speaker 9: Oh well, sometimes when you sit on the street waiting
Speaker 9: for someone to come be on your podcast, you're like,
Speaker 9: oh my.
Speaker 4: God, where are you now?
Speaker 9: Just let me know where, Like, are you on the
Speaker 9: tent or coming up the bay?
Speaker 4: Sing it with me? Coming up?
Speaker 1: We got it.
Speaker 6: I knew when you were gonna that was my plan
Speaker 6: to cut you off. Is when you want to have
Speaker 6: me join in because you have a talent.
Speaker 1: For that night. That was a beautiful song.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Sad?
Speaker 4: I felt like there was a real, uh kind of
Speaker 4: just a real gentleman sorrow.
Speaker 1: That was a great song.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we recorded it. You know, we
Speaker 1: recorded that forever?
Speaker 4: Should we?
Speaker 7: Should I turn it into some kind of a contest. Yeah,
Speaker 7: let's turn it into the contest.
Speaker 6: Okay, so after you hear that song, let's go ahead
Speaker 6: and send in your submission.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, let's not. I'm not saying start a contest.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, get me into the contest.
Speaker 1: Oh like it's one of those songwriting contests.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want I want something for what I just did.
Speaker 4: I guess that is what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll get I'll take it.
Speaker 6: I'll convert it to a CD, and I'll put it
Speaker 6: in some envelopes and we'll nail him off to all
Speaker 6: the sweet steaks.
Speaker 1: Is I see the car.
Speaker 6: I see him trying to park out if they have
Speaker 6: a driveway, but he is behind me.
Speaker 4: Oh this is exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he will be approaching very soon.
Speaker 4: Cool. David Huntsburger.
Speaker 7: You know him probably from the Professor blast Off podcast podcast.
Speaker 4: What else would people know him from?
Speaker 1: They would know him from living with me for two years.
Speaker 4: Yes, he was his roommate.
Speaker 1: He lived Tig Notaro and I. Tig was in the
Speaker 1: venice her hat, David, and I, Oh, she's got somewhere
Speaker 1: to go that.
Speaker 4: There's a lady wearing a straight up like a exciting
Speaker 4: looking ski hat.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful nineteen seventy ski hat. She looks like
Speaker 1: a sure path.
Speaker 4: She does actually look like she.
Speaker 1: Really looks like she'd be up in the Himalayas.
Speaker 7: But she's supaying people through ty Town here in central Hollywood.
Speaker 6: Instead of someone else's luggage, she just has a plastic bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of her own, of her own spaghetti coming up.
Speaker 4: Lea Brea. Let me know when you're gonna be the fleet.
Speaker 6: Oh on Gilbert, Okay up now people know across street.
Speaker 4: Uh oh, they'll never find us.
Speaker 7: The funniest thing is the idea that people listening to
Speaker 7: us would give two shits about like tracking anybody down. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I really don't feel like those are the people that.
Speaker 6: Listen to I have been very careful though, because some
Speaker 6: people are protective.
Speaker 1: Of you know, they're families and their belonging.
Speaker 4: I think that's smart.
Speaker 1: I'll say I'll tell everyone right now where I live.
Speaker 4: Don't do it, No, don't.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad you stop me. I can see a
Speaker 6: real sense of urgency in your face. You're right, it
Speaker 6: would have been a mistake. I don't know how many.
Speaker 6: And God, if you're listening right now and you're a
Speaker 6: fan of the show, thank you and we love you
Speaker 6: and we appreciate everyone whoever did that.
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride fan tweet site?
Speaker 6: But there's nothing that's telling us you won't come to
Speaker 6: our house and stab us.
Speaker 7: I love but same same as anyone you'd ride the
Speaker 7: bus with. I mean there, we risk this all the time.
Speaker 1: Do you know who really loves Selena is her fan
Speaker 1: club president.
Speaker 6: She was obsessed with her I know what she ended
Speaker 6: up doing, killing her, busting a cap in her.
Speaker 4: Didn't she stab her?
Speaker 6: I believe she busted a knife caps.
Speaker 1: No, she came up and said, may I interest you
Speaker 1: in a knife cap? And then she stabbed her. It
Speaker 1: was very confusing. She's like, oh, that's the last thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: here is that bad?
Speaker 4: I thought you were inviting me to your bachelor bad.
Speaker 5: God damn it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's terrific.
Speaker 4: It was a woman.
Speaker 1: Well, I saw David in the street for a moment
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 10: Brea, Yeah, he'll be here, Yeah, he will be This
Speaker 10: actually could turn into one of those like it's like
Speaker 10: we're waiting for Geto situation where we're waiting for somebody
Speaker 10: and they might not come.
Speaker 4: It's a twist on our classic version.
Speaker 6: Or waiting for Guffmann, waiting for anyone, just waiting. I
Speaker 6: think he will eventually come in, but I'm afraid it's
Speaker 6: gonna be close stars and he's just going to be
Speaker 6: here for half the episode.
Speaker 1: We've done that before.
Speaker 4: I think it's fine.
Speaker 6: I like it when you and I riff and then
Speaker 6: all of a sudden someone jumps in and wait, let
Speaker 6: them take the reins.
Speaker 7: That's the fun times. The time, because you know, don't
Speaker 7: you mock me. We only have each other, right.
Speaker 1: Now, that's the fun times.
Speaker 7: Sometimes when we just talk for a long time, I
Speaker 7: like to start new phrases like that's the fun times.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I don't know the difference between a new phrase
Speaker 6: and a word I've said my whole life, because the
Speaker 6: sound of my voice just sounds.
Speaker 1: Like the droning of an alien. Because we're all just
Speaker 1: we're all just weird. We're all just animals.
Speaker 4: We're all super weirdos.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, we're all.
Speaker 6: Just animals breathing out the sounds of you know, consonants
Speaker 6: and now, yeah, that's right, I wonder those really but
Speaker 6: an invention.
Speaker 5: I had to this.
Speaker 4: I just thought of that.
Speaker 7: All that, all that feeling reminded me of how I
Speaker 7: brought my albums to the Eugene Mormon.
Speaker 4: Comedy Festival that I did this past weekend.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, because I thought, oh, that's a good idea,
Speaker 7: you should bring your merch.
Speaker 4: I never bring merch anywhere. I never try.
Speaker 7: To do anything with them because I find it so shaming.
Speaker 7: And so I did it, and I think I only
Speaker 7: sold three and two of them I sold to people
Speaker 7: that are friends some points.
Speaker 6: And the one you gave to Wyatt's anat I did,
Speaker 6: and and he you went back in the green room
Speaker 6: you told me.
Speaker 1: And he had left.
Speaker 4: He forgot it there, and he forgot it.
Speaker 1: I think we both decided he simply forgot it.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm choosing to decide he forgot it, because.
Speaker 1: What kind of a crazy person would say, can you
Speaker 1: also sign it? Which was you were flattered?
Speaker 6: Of course, of course, and then on purpose go fuck,
Speaker 6: finally she's gone, I can.
Speaker 1: Leave this here.
Speaker 4: Well, how you know what it is?
Speaker 7: The idea of that of a person that would go
Speaker 7: to those lengths just to make me feel good about
Speaker 7: the fact that he has my record. That's what was
Speaker 7: the the concept of that of like, am I so
Speaker 7: out of touch that I.
Speaker 4: Just made a person?
Speaker 1: I know? He's not He's not here.
Speaker 4: Oh, Chris is going to get into a text fight
Speaker 4: with David Hensberger.
Speaker 7: This might be like a really hot button kind of
Speaker 7: a Fox News style arguing episode.
Speaker 4: Is that him with the tank top?
Speaker 1: No? Sorry, I'm I don't want to make you sing again.
Speaker 4: I don't want to sing anymore.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure why. I guess he just went inside.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, does he not understand what we find.
Speaker 1: I guess he didn't see Do I like to get out?
Speaker 1: I mean we're all hooked up, so I can't really well.
Speaker 4: Also, yeah, just text him and say come down to
Speaker 4: the corner.
Speaker 6: I did, and and he just said, I'm at my
Speaker 6: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Bever Melrose are. Okay, I'll just
Speaker 1: drive in the street and hunk. I guess it.
Speaker 6: Is confusing when but things can be confusing on both ends.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's nothing.
Speaker 7: We've had nothing but confusion today, and like the great
Speaker 7: pan sexual Americans that we are, we're gonna.
Speaker 4: Make it through.
Speaker 1: I guess, hey, David, there he is.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought he was. Yeah, sorry, I thought you would know.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, in the street, David Hansberger is now in
Speaker 6: the car.
Speaker 1: He's not wearing shoes.
Speaker 5: I'm wearing cave people shoes' Is that what you call
Speaker 5: bear feet? I have a flip flops on.
Speaker 1: Oh you are okay? Are they transparent? Got it really
Speaker 1: looked like you had bare feet?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. You just walked down the street.
Speaker 5: I didn't shoot. I was really close to you, guys,
Speaker 5: I was. I walked nearly right to you.
Speaker 6: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why I felt.
Speaker 6: I just thought you would see us if the lights
Speaker 6: weren't on. Sorry about that, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I should know my neighborhood. I was going on up
Speaker 5: and down the streets in my head and thinking Gilbert,
Speaker 5: where would that be? And then I was moderately impressed
Speaker 5: with myself that how well I knew the streets in
Speaker 5: the neighborhood, and then so disappointed to find out that
Speaker 5: Gilbert is the closest street.
Speaker 1: Tav Oh, yeah, I thought.
Speaker 6: I basically thought we were in front of your house.
Speaker 6: I saw your park in the Millennia.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. It's my car for a brief period
Speaker 1: and sold it to David when we lived together on Stoner.
Speaker 1: But everyone gets the wrong impression, right.
Speaker 5: Stone do yeah, Stone Raft, They make their jokes.
Speaker 4: But did you guys not party? Were you straight edge?
Speaker 1: Stoner?
Speaker 5: Straight edge?
Speaker 1: Is he invented the sixteen?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He wasn't a stoner at all?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you know this? I just looked it up.
Speaker 1: La He's an La man something. Stone.
Speaker 4: It really sounds like you're making this up.
Speaker 1: I absolutely am not.
Speaker 5: You know, there are Router the pastor you know the
Speaker 5: name of our Wi Fi network. Take it because we
Speaker 5: lived on Stoner, I named the network hash Pipe. But
Speaker 5: then that it's really hard to change that. So now
Speaker 5: wherever that router goes, it's just hash Pipe. And so
Speaker 5: like my girlfriend's parents come over and what's the Wi Fi?
Speaker 1: Oh it still is still hash Pipe. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 6: Can you just convince them that you really like that
Speaker 6: one horrible Wheezer song?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I just play it on loop. It's good part of
Speaker 5: the package. Yeah, it comes with the router. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: they are not amused. And and it's such a stupid
Speaker 5: backstory as to why it's named that, and there's no payoff, right,
Speaker 5: I get it. Stoner and hash Pipe.
Speaker 6: I hate when there's something that you have to constantly
Speaker 6: explain to people and you know that the story goes nowhere,
Speaker 6: but they demand to know the story.
Speaker 5: And there's no better way to get people to tell
Speaker 5: a story, or to make you tell a story, is
Speaker 5: to go you know, it's it's nothing. You don't want
Speaker 5: to hear it? No, no, no, what is it?
Speaker 4: I gotta know.
Speaker 5: Now now you've you've sold it. No way whatsoever. I
Speaker 5: can't possibly go up without knowing this.
Speaker 1: It's really actually it's a horrible story. I don't want
Speaker 1: to tell it.
Speaker 5: Tell you consider me buying this catchup popsicle from.
Speaker 1: You, sir. This story is going to put you to
Speaker 1: sleep or make you angry.
Speaker 5: If you don't tell me.
Speaker 1: God, Okay, here's the story.
Speaker 7: That happens because I aimed my dog George, and people
Speaker 7: will go because it's a girl dog.
Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh what what?
Speaker 7: And then I'm like, her name is George Lopez And
Speaker 7: then they go, why why did you name her George Lopez?
Speaker 1: My name or George Lopez.
Speaker 4: It's just dumb. It's exactly what we're talking about, and
Speaker 4: I just end up walking away. Most of the time.
Speaker 1: I had for a while with some friends.
Speaker 6: We'd start feeding some cats and they were named car
Speaker 6: and truck, and everyone really want and so I actually
Speaker 6: made up a story that I found one in a car.
Speaker 1: And one in a truck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no room for irreverent whimsy.
Speaker 6: Now, David, you have a very popular podcast called Professor
Speaker 6: blast Off.
Speaker 1: Yes, Professor last Off. If I could say, it's.
Speaker 6: This is different, right, You're talking the back of our heads,
Speaker 6: isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5: Well, I get a I get a little bit of Karen.
Speaker 5: She she turns.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she pivots the same. But every time I do that,
Speaker 6: it's risking all of our lives.
Speaker 5: It's slightly more dangerous. Yeah, but our format's exactly the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sit behind.
Speaker 5: Right, it's a disembodied sort of head that you talk
Speaker 5: to on ours. Elsewise it's exactly the same.
Speaker 1: You still have that head and a jar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that's the money maker. Yeah, excuse me,
Speaker 5: speak to the head. Please don't look at me.
Speaker 1: With us always is Whialt Disney's Frozen Head. Thank you
Speaker 1: for joining us. How'd you get an animation?
Speaker 4: It's not a very good story.
Speaker 5: Oh I have to hear this.
Speaker 6: Anything Disembodied Frozen Head says it's interesting.
Speaker 1: No, no really, I just it was on a whim.
Speaker 1: I just started doing flip books.
Speaker 6: Oh, tell us more, that's the story you actually, David are.
Speaker 1: He's undertaking quite the undertaking.
Speaker 4: He's overtaking and undertaking.
Speaker 6: He's doing the animated comedy special done by several artists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's not.
Speaker 5: It's because the thing on the it says, like you know,
Speaker 5: animated comedy spot. It's not like just animation. It's stand
Speaker 5: up and animation. So that's like it, And eventually there'll
Speaker 5: be a DVD that'll have like three versions you can watch.
Speaker 5: You can watch just me to stand up. You can
Speaker 5: watch it with this screen that plays animation that happens
Speaker 5: at the same time, or and or just the animation,
Speaker 5: which I think would be the best way to watch it.
Speaker 5: I Oh, I mean so no, I mean I've never
Speaker 5: really explained it. I don't like giving that much away
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: Just keep the mystery.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I like the Simpsons, like you were gonna
Speaker 7: be animated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's not that. That's part of the reason
Speaker 5: I guess to not give much away, as people will
Speaker 5: create versions in their head that are way cooler than
Speaker 5: it's probably gonna be. Yeah, so I wanna keep a
Speaker 5: little bit of I don't know, not uncertainty.
Speaker 1: But it's just mystery.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know me and mystery. I like it.
Speaker 1: You're like a regular Angela Lansbury.
Speaker 5: That's true. My life is narrated and heavily influenced by
Speaker 5: a typewriter, and I'm prone to cardigans. You are.
Speaker 1: You are prone to many old timey things.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 7: I heard the story that you can make shoes, that
Speaker 7: you once made a pair of moccasins that looked store bought.
Speaker 6: Is there anything oh yeah, yeah, anything leather working that
Speaker 6: you need called David Huntsburg.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And when I moved into my last house, not
Speaker 5: the one i'm at here that's right next to Gilbert,
Speaker 5: that I did not know, I lived like two blocks
Speaker 5: away from a you know, a cobbler basically this uh,
Speaker 5: I believe he's Honduran. He might have been from Mexico.
Speaker 5: There's a mix in the in the shop. But I'd
Speaker 5: go in there and bring him pizzas and just shoot
Speaker 5: the ship and like speak Spanish and chit chat. And
Speaker 5: they taught me how to like actually make shoes in
Speaker 5: a more like substantial way. So two of the pairs
Speaker 5: of shoes I have now, I didn't make them, but
Speaker 5: I took them all apart and then rebuilt them.
Speaker 1: Wait, when what's this?
Speaker 5: This was like a year ago?
Speaker 1: Oh this is after me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this is living. But would you.
Speaker 4: Start getting into that?
Speaker 7: So basically you've got you've refined it, but like you've
Speaker 7: been doing it for a while.
Speaker 5: Horses started with you putting shoes on horses feet and
Speaker 5: then just worked my.
Speaker 7: Face horse moccasins, didn't you used to didn't you horses?
Speaker 5: He used to show the horses. You're correct, Christopher, when I.
Speaker 4: Was working on horses.
Speaker 11: Next wasn't my own, right, But I I also like
Speaker 11: the idea that making people's shoes is directly related to horses,
Speaker 11: which is couldn't be more different.
Speaker 6: It's the next logical step. What are you gonna make
Speaker 6: little booties for cats?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Progression, you get that one clump, you'd master it,
Speaker 5: move up to three four than five ideally.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, I would love a pair of shoes that were
Speaker 6: just little tiny horseshoes under each toe.
Speaker 7: That's it's kind of like individual tap shoes tapping for you.
Speaker 7: You'd be the best taped answer ever individual toe tapping.
Speaker 6: You just twinkle your toes and then we'll and be
Speaker 6: like a rat tat tat and everyone would love it.
Speaker 1: People would line up for miles, it really would.
Speaker 5: I wanted to do, you know, because horses hoofs are
Speaker 5: basically carraten the same things that make our fingernails, and
Speaker 5: it's just a reinforcing of them so that they can
Speaker 5: tap basically without cracking it. So I want to make
Speaker 5: something that's the equivalent, but just for our fingernails. Like
Speaker 5: a small metal kind of sliver that you glue on,
Speaker 5: you'd have unstoppable fingernails. You'd no longer crack that.
Speaker 6: So what you're saying is you think that we are
Speaker 6: a poor design by our Lord and Savior.
Speaker 5: Oh it brought it right in.
Speaker 1: There is there an envelope? Watch me push it?
Speaker 5: Dude, you really push boundaries as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like you're saying to David, how dare you
Speaker 7: think that it fingernails should be improved?
Speaker 1: M have you ever? Yeah?
Speaker 6: There, Well, there's that movie The Mosquito Coast and that
Speaker 6: Harrison Ford's character was like, the body's a horrible design.
Speaker 1: We don't have enough fur, we have no claws.
Speaker 6: It was just like because he's kind of a pampas
Speaker 6: inventor guy that thought he could do a better job
Speaker 6: at designing humans.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, e was the original horse had three toes.
Speaker 5: I believe his name was. There's a little guy. I
Speaker 5: won't call him equists or like Quissy.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you're not talking about the play though, right
Speaker 7: where the kid stabs out the horses eyes.
Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about the little homie Quissy, the original horse.
Speaker 6: They you didn't have any friends, No, it sucks to
Speaker 6: me this one.
Speaker 1: First.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's stupid ears, really ridiculous looking, ugly tale caton. Yeah,
Speaker 5: dumb toes, no booties to speak of.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, where are you coming from? When you were
Speaker 6: at Lax and we weren't there?
Speaker 5: I was, I was in I had I don't think
Speaker 5: i've It's been a while since I've done this, but
Speaker 5: I'm not sure I have done it. I did a
Speaker 5: I've had a flight Friday, a flight Saturday, and a
Speaker 5: flight tonight. So I went to Denver, Phoenix and then here, And.
Speaker 1: Could you stop in any of those places and do anything? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did some comedy in Denver Stride.
Speaker 6: I love he I think speed walking, but it looks
Speaker 6: like he's never done it before.
Speaker 12: In is he's speed walking with a later orange fantastic
Speaker 12: and really making a solid effort to drink from it well,
Speaker 12: and also looked like.
Speaker 4: He was doing a character.
Speaker 6: The guy that was I think that that guy was
Speaker 6: just maybe one of the best comics we've ever known.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So did you have three separate gigs?
Speaker 5: I only had one gig in Denver and then went
Speaker 5: to visit a friend of mine in Phoenix, and then
Speaker 5: we went to the professional football game.
Speaker 6: Oh you went to the professional football match American football?
Speaker 1: Are we talking English soccer?
Speaker 5: We're talking American football. The indoor hunts and who it
Speaker 5: was indoors today?
Speaker 1: And who were the sporting organizations?
Speaker 5: These organizations were represented by the municipal I can't think
Speaker 5: of the other word that goes behind the municipalities of Phoenix,
Speaker 5: more so Arizona and San Francisco.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's where we're from.
Speaker 6: Hey, and that's where they put their mac down.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for taking Well. How was it?
Speaker 1: How was the game?
Speaker 5: Oh? It wasn't It was fun. Our seats were good
Speaker 5: in the stadium that the roof was closed, so it's
Speaker 5: nice and air conditioned and what was otherwise a furnace. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but the game itself was it wasn't that exciting.
Speaker 6: I don't get that. I enjoy football, not as much
Speaker 6: as you. You know, when we lived together, I didn't
Speaker 6: watch much.
Speaker 1: Of it, but live I don't.
Speaker 6: It doesn't get any more exciting for me. But you
Speaker 6: know what does baseball? I enjoy live baseball game, Karen.
Speaker 6: You ever been to a baseball.
Speaker 4: Game, Chris, I have. I do also enjoy baseball.
Speaker 1: Baseball is great, it's fun, I love.
Speaker 4: It, and it's also like it's a fun chill out.
Speaker 4: I think it's a great spectator sport.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it goes kind of slow, Yeah, but then.
Speaker 4: There's exciting points.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Green it's really beautiful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of downtime where you can just
Speaker 6: have your conversation with your.
Speaker 4: Neighbor and you get all the peanuts that you need.
Speaker 1: They just throw peanuts right at you.
Speaker 5: Anytime you want peanuts, you're gonna get them. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: you get the pleasure of unshelling them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 6: I hate it when they're warm. I love it when
Speaker 6: they're warm. I don't hate it when they're warm. I
Speaker 6: love it when they're warm, and I love it when
Speaker 6: they're roasted. And I love it when I have to
Speaker 6: do the shelling.
Speaker 5: What does a shell peanut make you think of? Quick?
Speaker 5: That's not quick.
Speaker 7: Sam's Sam'stown casino on the way to Tahoe, which was
Speaker 7: a huge I can't even explain it.
Speaker 4: We went to Tahoe when I.
Speaker 7: Was eight and this casino was on the way and
Speaker 7: it was like this huge place that had the biggest
Speaker 7: arcade I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: It almost looked like an airplane hanger size arcade.
Speaker 5: You never forget that.
Speaker 4: Amazing, like mind blowing as a kid.
Speaker 7: And they had the restaurant area had sawdust on the
Speaker 7: floor and peanut shells on the floor.
Speaker 4: So it was like I walked in, like, oh, you
Speaker 4: can just do whatever the you want in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Tanano's where I live in Venice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a combination of wood shavings and peanut shells.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and popcorn too. They let popcorn fall on the floor.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You could just see popcorn, throw it out your face
Speaker 1: and have half of it bounce off and land on
Speaker 1: the floor and no one, no harm, no foul.
Speaker 5: Someone established that aesthetic as meaning anything goes and everyone
Speaker 5: subscribed to it, and there's no way to distance yourself.
Speaker 5: Like it's impossible now to walk into a place that's
Speaker 5: like that and not be like, oh, they have fun here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Isn't that kind of mean you're drunk and you're just
Speaker 4: throwing stuff?
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like I like that about animation,
Speaker 5: where you know, someone shakes up a soda and explodes everywhere.
Speaker 5: There's a part of you, especially as you get older,
Speaker 5: that's like, oh god, it's gonna clean that up and
Speaker 5: then it's just never readdressed. The next time you see it,
Speaker 5: the rooms right back to how it was, like, oh
Speaker 5: that's great. And I feel that same way about peanut
Speaker 5: shells on the floor. It's just this kind of kid
Speaker 5: like impulse to be who gives a shit? I want
Speaker 5: to throw this on the floor. I don't care who
Speaker 5: cleans it up. Yeah, or if it ever gets cleaned.
Speaker 4: Up, who cares? What if they grind grind it into
Speaker 4: the floor.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I don't need to brag. And of
Speaker 1: course it was the first.
Speaker 6: Thing I thought of, but you know, I don't want
Speaker 6: to again brag. But I was the voice of some
Speaker 6: peanuts on a recent Skippy Peanut Butter Campaign's right, and
Speaker 6: so the shell pops open. There's two guys in there
Speaker 6: that live together, and based on their attitudes, some of
Speaker 6: the peanuts are arguing and saying, I'm not having a
Speaker 6: good time on this conveyor belt.
Speaker 1: Why they get discarded?
Speaker 6: But the ones that are having a great time and
Speaker 6: have positive energy and a party type vibe, they well,
Speaker 6: they get a move on and get murdered.
Speaker 1: And turn to peanut butter.
Speaker 6: They are in the right to get squashed and so
Speaker 6: I went in and did some voices, but it sounds
Speaker 6: like maybe they didn't use my voice.
Speaker 1: So but you know, so it's it's.
Speaker 5: Well, I hope that casting your record never works again, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: they heard your voice and didn't attach it immediately to
Speaker 5: a conveyorblet, peanut idiot, and that's they don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I didn't sound youthful enough.
Speaker 4: I don't know what did you hear how your voice
Speaker 4: went or alone.
Speaker 1: I know, I know I sound like a fifteen year old.
Speaker 5: Just as an impartial listener who's behind you and cannot
Speaker 5: see your face, I would easily be convinced that I'm
Speaker 5: being driven around by a peanut right now, and I'm
Speaker 5: not certain that I'm not.
Speaker 4: You'll never be able to prove.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no one can convince.
Speaker 4: Me there's a positive peanut driving this. Hana feeling well.
Speaker 1: I hope that. I hope they end up using me.
Speaker 6: But I called and said, hey, when am I getting
Speaker 6: these sweet sweet peanut residual checks.
Speaker 1: She said, well, you would have heard something by now
Speaker 1: if we're using you.
Speaker 5: I was like, what I want to I want to
Speaker 5: come over to a house party and then lean over
Speaker 5: to my guest and go. This is all peanut money.
Speaker 1: Ah oh, I say.
Speaker 4: That coffee table peanuts.
Speaker 1: He literally is working for peanuts.
Speaker 5: Can we throw shells on the floor?
Speaker 1: That's the irony. He actually is very angry.
Speaker 4: He'll sue you if you throw peanuts.
Speaker 1: He's got an allergy. He does not even want peanuts
Speaker 1: in the room. That's the most interesting part.
Speaker 5: And please refer to them as legobs from now.
Speaker 4: He's gonna go to a party where there's only whispering.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a really fun party. Don't don't upset him.
Speaker 1: He's got a migraine and he hates peanuts. And he
Speaker 1: he comes out, he's gonna hit us all again, just
Speaker 1: pretended dance. Don't turn on the music. Oh god, himself scared.
Speaker 5: Hey guys, how's everyone do it?
Speaker 1: Oh god, somewhere somebody he's.
Speaker 5: Coming over to my party while I was still asleep.
Speaker 1: Wait are you being me? Why wouldn't I play me?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, right right, just being the part.
Speaker 4: Don't get to be every person at the peanut party.
Speaker 5: Pro scene pro sine.
Speaker 1: It's kind of fun to hear your impression of me.
Speaker 5: Sorry about that, guys. I'm all over the place today.
Speaker 5: I've kind of gotten in my own head with all
Speaker 5: this peanut money.
Speaker 1: Hey, I wouldn't get in my own head.
Speaker 4: Rather, we'll see.
Speaker 5: I interested anyone in some jars of my own urine.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's not something I would ever. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've gone mad.
Speaker 5: Let's hope you never see that peanut money. Not my
Speaker 5: good look of it.
Speaker 6: This was like looking into a mirror of the future.
Speaker 6: I hope I don't get that money. That's right, I
Speaker 6: become some eccentric who serves piss.
Speaker 5: But that's really nice furniture.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're like your mind, You're like, oh, yeah, that
Speaker 7: money is going to change my life and for the better.
Speaker 4: And it's no jars.
Speaker 5: And yet everyone still knows she was a very gracious host.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, as long as you whisper. As long as
Speaker 1: you whisper, I won't for it.
Speaker 4: Do we keep coming here to ignore those jars.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great word on the street. As those
Speaker 1: used to be jars of peanut. He hates it so
Speaker 1: much that he pissed in it, and he got so upset.
Speaker 5: The only thing to get the smell of peanuts out
Speaker 5: of a jar is urine.
Speaker 1: Oh that's common knowledge. Not to break from the scene.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, we should talk about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, what it is is there's a chemical in
Speaker 5: urine called ureea. It's the same thing that dissipates a
Speaker 5: sting of a jellyfish or let's say some athletes foot
Speaker 5: if he'd give her that it was.
Speaker 6: It wasn't on the news. It was on the fake
Speaker 6: news on Saturday Night Live. But the real part of
Speaker 6: the news segment before whatever hilarious joke they said, was
Speaker 6: that's a rumor that urinating actually on a jellyfish sting
Speaker 6: increases the pain a little bit. Ah, it doesn't. That
Speaker 6: meat tenderizer though, still good.
Speaker 4: Would they be talking about that on certain.
Speaker 6: Line because the joke was then uh boy, it's uh
Speaker 6: the other Oh, I don't remember it was. I think
Speaker 6: the joke was the other news that came in is
Speaker 6: don't get stung by a jellyfish or whenever.
Speaker 1: It was just like a joke like that.
Speaker 4: That wasn't on TV.
Speaker 1: I promise it was on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5: You say it and then you stare into the camera
Speaker 5: with dead eyes, and that's hilarious, and.
Speaker 4: You start to crack up a little bit. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: next you cracks up a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's what they did the whole time, and
Speaker 6: they just riddled it with cameos from people over the
Speaker 6: past several seasons because Andy Samberg was the guest.
Speaker 1: You know, it's.
Speaker 6: Already depressing when you're home on a Saturday night and
Speaker 6: you know that other people are at some high octane
Speaker 6: dance club having sex in the shadows and.
Speaker 1: You're at home and.
Speaker 6: It's like, ah, this is kind of lame, and then
Speaker 6: watching s ANALOGI just brings you to full blown depression. Yes,
Speaker 6: because it it's it's bad.
Speaker 7: It's kind of like you're it's like an alcoholic family
Speaker 7: where you have to hang in and pretend like it's
Speaker 7: great and everything's going well when actually it's super terrible.
Speaker 5: It's nice to hear this because I feel so so
Speaker 5: often that any sort of negativity toward anything really is
Speaker 5: met with a certain amount of disdain, particularly SNL.
Speaker 6: With SNL because there is you know, if you watch
Speaker 6: an old episode, turns out I was never a fan
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 5: That's a stretch though. No way, There's been some pretty
Speaker 5: great sketches.
Speaker 1: And there were some good sketches on this episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I would say that, like you can watch
Speaker 5: any any season of the last ten years. Any really
Speaker 5: even almost any episode, and for the most part there's
Speaker 5: there's gonna be a sketchy at least makes you chuckle.
Speaker 4: Kristen Wig did great work.
Speaker 6: She was on last night. Yeah, she she had cameos
Speaker 6: a lot of people when.
Speaker 7: She came on and did the when they did the
Speaker 7: Lawrence felt sketch and she was the girl that had
Speaker 7: a small hand. I lost my mind. My sister said,
Speaker 7: it's the hardest she ever saw me lot.
Speaker 4: I lost my mind. It's the funniest.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of feral cats in your Is
Speaker 1: that just a little dog?
Speaker 5: People put out food for him sometimes too. They used
Speaker 5: to fight like cats and cats in our backyard, so loud,
Speaker 5: just screaming and yelling, and then one of them established
Speaker 5: dominance and or killed the other ones. And it's nice
Speaker 5: and quiet.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, and keep it quiet whatever it takes.
Speaker 1: Whatever it takes. I don't care of blood is shed.
Speaker 4: I don't care if cat blood shaking.
Speaker 1: Of shed cat blood.
Speaker 6: David, I know that you saw my post, but I
Speaker 6: I had to put down the cat that you once
Speaker 6: lived with.
Speaker 1: I hope this is oh.
Speaker 5: I know, no, I did I sent you a text.
Speaker 5: I know my condolences and I and that that picture
Speaker 5: you attached to it was very sweet.
Speaker 6: It wasn't sweet. That wasn't old. That was back when.
Speaker 6: But we found out why he peed on everything? If
Speaker 6: there was a really it was pain? Uh when cats? Yes, yes,
Speaker 6: he's trying to pee on his own jellyfish wound that
Speaker 6: happened to be in his The jellyfish have gotten him
Speaker 6: in the bladder. So it's a really a no unknow
Speaker 6: win situation. No, this is serious when cats, because a
Speaker 6: lot of cats, when they're sick or have a kidney
Speaker 6: or bladder issue, which apparently my cat did for years,
Speaker 6: wherever they pee and there is they feel pain. They
Speaker 6: they associate that with the place they always pee. So
Speaker 6: if it's a litter box and they have a bladder infection,
Speaker 6: they're like, well, I'm not gonna pee there anymore.
Speaker 5: How about over here laundry?
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, So he peed on like David had folded
Speaker 6: done his laundry, folded it, it was nicely stacked in it,
Speaker 6: and my cat came along.
Speaker 1: Of all the plays to pee, He's like, well.
Speaker 6: Maybe this one won't hurt my dick, and he peen
Speaker 6: on all of his clean clothes.
Speaker 5: The worst one was, Uh, I had done laundry and
Speaker 5: I hadn't folded it. I'd just thrown it on my bed.
Speaker 5: And I left for like three days to go to
Speaker 5: my grandpa's and I came home and uh, you know,
Speaker 5: like I was just tired and like, oh man, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna have a nice nap and get my own bed.
Speaker 5: And I opened the door and met with that smell
Speaker 5: of oh that's not good. And he had pissed and
Speaker 5: shit on my laundry and he was laying in it.
Speaker 5: And then he woke up and just kind of looked
Speaker 5: at me like you're home.
Speaker 4: No shame.
Speaker 1: He totally forgot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh hey, you need to get
Speaker 5: in here.
Speaker 6: Well he was really doing that at my dad's and
Speaker 6: the guy was like, oh, that's because he's it hurts
Speaker 6: twenty peas, so that's when they pee everywhere because of pain.
Speaker 1: It's just a reason.
Speaker 5: Yeah. That sucks though that he had like an uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Well, it would have gotten worse. That's why.
Speaker 6: It's like one of those situations where it's just like
Speaker 6: but I don't know if I would go through the
Speaker 6: I don't know if anyone's ever put down an animal
Speaker 6: and we have sad moments on the show.
Speaker 1: Here comes one we celebrate that.
Speaker 6: I was my dad and I were like, well, we
Speaker 6: should go there together and be part of the putting
Speaker 6: down process.
Speaker 1: Which I do not recommend to anyone.
Speaker 6: It was horrifying because you're holding the cat and they
Speaker 6: inject him and he just slow. He doesn't really go
Speaker 6: to I thought he'd get groggy and lay down in
Speaker 6: the fetal position, but he just kind of sprawled out
Speaker 6: with his eyes open and its tongue out. It was horrifying,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, well, that gives me no closure.
Speaker 1: It just makes me feel horrible.
Speaker 6: So just a recommendation out to everyone, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Just drop them off.
Speaker 6: You stand again nothing by being there for the experience
Speaker 6: except for some cat nightmares. Right now, there's not a
Speaker 6: dry eye in this car. I really just got to everyone.
Speaker 7: You know what it made me think of as I
Speaker 7: had a cat that we adopted her and she was
Speaker 7: kind of old, and then she just got super old
Speaker 7: and rickety and really skinny, and then we found out
Speaker 7: she had some kind of a tumor, and so they said,
Speaker 7: we'll keep an eye on her, but you should bring
Speaker 7: her back in like two weeks and if you know, like,
Speaker 7: if she hasn't died by then we should put her
Speaker 7: to sleep. And uh so we left for the day
Speaker 7: to go to the movies, like say, a week later,
Speaker 7: and when we came back, I opened the tell of
Speaker 7: the TV room door and she had would it look
Speaker 7: like so she had died, But it looked like she
Speaker 7: had tried to jump off the couch and her claws
Speaker 7: got caught in the what like her front claws got
Speaker 7: caught in the couch, So she was upside down like
Speaker 7: hanging off the couch with a look on her face
Speaker 7: like oh my god. And but she was frozen that
Speaker 7: way dead and so I was.
Speaker 5: So it was kind of a hang in there kitty
Speaker 5: posted it was. It was a.
Speaker 7: It was the worst case scenario, hanging their kiddy.
Speaker 5: I've tried to scribble a will for you jerks many
Speaker 5: times and no one's listening. So I've taken it in
Speaker 5: my own claws.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna die, and I'm gonna make this awful for
Speaker 7: you awful. I actually walked in and just immediately walked
Speaker 7: back out. I was just like, oh no, that's bad.
Speaker 7: It was, but it actually makes me laugh though in
Speaker 7: a little in a way, because it's all I mean,
Speaker 7: it's just sad.
Speaker 4: It's sad no matter what.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 6: I have enough of a sense of humor, and it
Speaker 6: would be nice to have him around, uh that. I
Speaker 6: think a lot of taxidermists just won't do domesticated animals.
Speaker 1: But it would be nice to have your.
Speaker 6: Cat stuffed and just have him on the mantle, like
Speaker 6: fighting a rainbow trouse or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 6: In a really regal or bigger animal than him.
Speaker 4: M Yeah, killing a bear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that'd be gret that'd beg grit into them all
Speaker 6: soupel patch. I don't know why I going into that
Speaker 6: pouch answering, warned to doll.
Speaker 1: It's yeah for you, Sydney. That's for Joey's. My cat's
Speaker 1: name was Sydney.
Speaker 5: You puches euches.
Speaker 1: Okay, hands listening? Did you need a ride down under?
Speaker 5: I like that idea, you know, like all the all
Speaker 5: the gun laws cannot be changed. Taxidermy has these ridiculous
Speaker 5: laws surrounding it. You can't transport across state lines, you
Speaker 5: can't buy it in certain capacities. Yeah. Yeah, taxidermy is
Speaker 5: really hard to get your hands on. They really limited
Speaker 5: it in a in an effort to sort of you
Speaker 5: have You can't just like bring an animal in. It
Speaker 5: has to have been a tagged animal, so they won't
Speaker 5: like taxidermy just say like you find roadkill or something.
Speaker 5: It's just kind of.
Speaker 4: A how do you know all that?
Speaker 5: I don't forget what I read about it, And it's
Speaker 5: the same thing of like, brass knuckles are a felony charge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: So if you have brass knuckles that could shoot a
Speaker 5: little projectile, you could buy them and be fine. But
Speaker 5: if they're just brass knuckles, you're in big trouble.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: Oh, I see I'm parked in front of this guy's
Speaker 6: driveway now. But he has a light to let people
Speaker 6: know when people are blocking his driveway so he can
Speaker 6: come out with his brass knuckle gun.
Speaker 1: Oh that's silly. My Uh.
Speaker 6: When I was in shop class, I made brass knuckles
Speaker 6: out of uh aluminum and had them. They were an
Speaker 6: attachment to a mace can, so you could mace people
Speaker 6: while punching them. I know that's sound that each episode
Speaker 6: has to have a little violence, and if you know,
Speaker 6: if it's just a story about me as a young person,
Speaker 6: then so be it. I'm gonna quit driving around David's
Speaker 6: neighborhood because we've been open about the fact that we
Speaker 6: didn't pick him up at Lax, So I realized, why
Speaker 6: waste gas?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I do. You'll need to ride around my neighborhood. Well, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's been nice to just get.
Speaker 6: Looking at for the reasons you can learn the goddamn cross.
Speaker 7: See Barlatino, which was that bar that was kind of
Speaker 7: on the side.
Speaker 1: Street there, It's called Barlatino.
Speaker 7: It was called Barlatino, and it literally was down. It
Speaker 7: looked like down, like a little alley. I've never seen
Speaker 7: it before.
Speaker 5: I wish that was a celebrity. Barlatino in the news
Speaker 5: today's name. Yeah, she's feisty. Yeah, Barlatino gets she mixes
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 7: She's she's a Victoria's Secret model. But then she's also
Speaker 7: an MMA fighters.
Speaker 1: Called yeah, yeah, mixed martial arts.
Speaker 5: You don't see a lot of cross disciplines like that.
Speaker 4: No, we should.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4: They make money.
Speaker 1: I think we need it.
Speaker 6: America is ready for a Victoria Secret model with just
Speaker 6: old English tattoo letters on.
Speaker 1: Her lower back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a bruiser, yeah, swollen knuckles and a neck tat.
Speaker 5: Your next angel walking down the cat is also a
Speaker 5: competitive bass fisher.
Speaker 1: She's no angel. If you're a rainbow trout, give it
Speaker 1: up for bar Latino. Oh that's terrific.
Speaker 5: I wonder what images people have in their heads right
Speaker 5: now of bar Latino.
Speaker 4: I just thought of her as a calf roper.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely she she's gotta struck to her.
Speaker 4: She's a little shorter than the other angels.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oddly pigeon toed, and people find it sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, our attraction it's gonna come. That's a UFO Yeah, sure.
Speaker 5: Couldn't be more of a plane standard plane.
Speaker 1: So low. Oh that's a helicopter. You're all wrong. It's
Speaker 1: a cop copter.
Speaker 5: It is one of those cop copters. Get a lot
Speaker 5: of them here our old house on Stoner. You guys
Speaker 5: were all gone, and the cop copter shined the light
Speaker 5: into the yard and that happens, you know, it's going around.
Speaker 5: But then it left for about thirty seconds, came back
Speaker 5: light right in, like right on the back step, and
Speaker 5: I'm looking through a sliding glass door in the backyard,
Speaker 5: just kind of like, oh, that's weird. And it came
Speaker 5: back again three times to the point where I was like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, there's someone in our yard, Like they are
Speaker 5: convinced that that's where the person is.
Speaker 6: I wasn't home because no, I was a protector of
Speaker 6: the house.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, I immediately. Yeah, and the mace, I
Speaker 5: mean I I that's all I was thinking about. Where's Chris,
Speaker 5: where's my protector?
Speaker 1: Not to mention this baby, remember this. It seems to
Speaker 1: be in the closet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's teeth, do some stuff. Yeah, don't get in
Speaker 6: our backyard.
Speaker 5: Helicopter, Chris, just a helicopter.
Speaker 4: It's a felony.
Speaker 1: I'll fling this up charge you coppers. Ain't taking me alive.
Speaker 1: I'll toss it in your propellers. And then what did
Speaker 1: you ever see a shadowy?
Speaker 5: I panicked. I thought that the person had nothing to lose.
Speaker 5: At that point, they're gonna dive through the glass, take
Speaker 5: me hostage, and go down swinging. I was like, well
Speaker 5: that's what I would do. I mean, this person, if
Speaker 5: they're even remotely reasonable, will kill me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I just left and went back to my room.
Speaker 5: So you're gonna have to work for it. If you're
Speaker 5: gonna come.
Speaker 1: Get me, you have to pry me out of my
Speaker 1: bed spirit to work.
Speaker 4: For it by opening another door.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one other door, no lock, minimum robe on the back,
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, the real tough. So that hallway is
Speaker 5: up to nine feet long.
Speaker 6: Good luck getting at me. There's a laundry basket with pissed,
Speaker 6: riddled towels.
Speaker 1: Then you'll trip over.
Speaker 4: You're gonna slip and catch it. Nope, it's worth it
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we did it.
Speaker 1: I did it. The cat did it for our protection.
Speaker 1: Maybe if I just leave these uh, these puddles of.
Speaker 6: You'urineum burglar will slip in it and I can save
Speaker 6: my human friends that I love.
Speaker 5: He was a noble yeah animal, you know when the
Speaker 5: sellout native a Mayorrican guides the you know U s
Speaker 5: troops to his U tribe. Yeah, all those guys.
Speaker 1: She was basically enslaved.
Speaker 6: Not according to any old classic animation I've seen. She
Speaker 6: did it willingly, and there was a little love between
Speaker 6: her and Merriweather.
Speaker 5: She made a handsome prophet.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of sail.
Speaker 4: She had such nice outfits after that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's tracking down. That cat's poop was the
Speaker 5: closest I'll ever get to being like a tracker. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's sort of like they went this way.
Speaker 6: You know, he's taking knee and put his finger in
Speaker 6: it and hold it up to.
Speaker 1: The air and then lick it a little. Yep, this
Speaker 1: happened today.
Speaker 5: This is yeah, yeah, this is no more than two
Speaker 5: days ago their own foot.
Speaker 1: Uh that's great. Well God rested, Well, thank you. It
Speaker 1: was a It was a he was a decent cat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a nice SELLA.
Speaker 6: Well, we podcasted for a while because I thought you
Speaker 6: were right around the corner.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well you guys are ready to wrap her
Speaker 5: up and color a night.
Speaker 6: Well, unless you have any closing statements there, maybe some announcement,
Speaker 6: what do you have coming up?
Speaker 5: I'm going so this the kickstarter is I do have?
Speaker 5: I didn't mention that. Actually, Like that's what I'm doing
Speaker 5: for the animation thing, is raising the money through human
Speaker 5: beings contributing to the Internet. Sure, and then so that
Speaker 5: goes until the end of September, and then the material itself.
Speaker 5: I'm like the actual show, we have to like get
Speaker 5: this specific software to run it and basically work like
Speaker 5: a VJ. So you like move the animation clips into
Speaker 5: a timeline in rhythm with like how the jokes are going,
Speaker 5: and so I'm gonna be practicing that at the Improv
Speaker 5: in LA on November eighth. Oh cool, yeah, yeah, that'd
Speaker 5: be pretty fun. I'm doing it at the Neon Venus
Speaker 5: in LA on October twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: Wait, am I doing one of those shows? I think so?
Speaker 1: I think I am doing on those shows.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, I'm going at first for the.
Speaker 6: First time ever. Turned this might be the first time.
Speaker 6: And do you need a rite history where the engine
Speaker 6: isn't running?
Speaker 5: WHOA proud to be a part of it.
Speaker 6: My car was jiggling though, in a in a fashion
Speaker 6: that made me scared.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 5: Well, one thing about this bunch, we do scare pretty quickly.
Speaker 4: It's easy to get scared.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean no, Chris and I will. I guess
Speaker 5: we haven't. Well, the cat scared you, yeah, and you
Speaker 5: left the room. So yeah, I guess we all have
Speaker 5: pretty minimal thresholds for toughness.
Speaker 1: Do you feel thatiggling?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh that's me.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's that's your leg. You're in nerfs. Are
Speaker 1: you nervous?
Speaker 5: I'm trying to keep my blood pressure up.
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh yeah, I forgot. You have diabetes and gout.
Speaker 4: The King's disease. I completely felt it.
Speaker 7: After all of our our car problems today, I was
Speaker 7: just like, this is this car is literally going to
Speaker 7: like fall apart.
Speaker 1: Were you thinking that you had that look on your face?
Speaker 1: I saw it. Yeah, Oh that's funny.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is over.
Speaker 1: This is the Sorry. Sorry, David. So you're going to
Speaker 1: run the show?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Those places and I'll be I'm gonna We're gonna shoot
Speaker 5: it in Austin November fifteenth, and then prior to that,
Speaker 5: I'm doing a week of shows in October and New
Speaker 5: York at The Creek and the Cave the twenty seventh.
Speaker 1: When are you going to be in Austin?
Speaker 5: Austin's November fifteenth?
Speaker 1: I am going to be there also. Hey, I'm doing
Speaker 1: Velveta Room that night.
Speaker 5: No way, get the cat.
Speaker 1: That's great, isn't that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Are you doing Friday as well?
Speaker 1: November fourteenth and fifteenth?
Speaker 5: Oh cool? All right, good, I'll be there, all right, Fanta,
Speaker 5: that's terrific.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's during my little Texas run. That's well, I'll
Speaker 6: see you in Texas.
Speaker 5: We'll see you in Texas.
Speaker 1: I'll see you before there's room.
Speaker 5: They're only like sixty seats in both, so there's not
Speaker 5: any reason to fight over which show to go see people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, agree, I think I think it's a great opportunity
Speaker 7: for you guys to right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was going so well and we're friends.
Speaker 4: Listen, it's got to end big, exciting. Something's gotta happen.
Speaker 5: Chris, I'm nervous, has the mace knuckles, but I've got
Speaker 5: those little fingernail clips I've mentioned. I've got some prototypes.
Speaker 5: I'm not afraid to thrash you with my friend. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 5: my Carraten is locked in. I like that.
Speaker 6: When we think of fighting, we have to bring weapons,
Speaker 6: so it's not to break a nail.
Speaker 5: When I get to fight, I do not want to
Speaker 5: break my fingernails.
Speaker 6: That's the same reason I don't throw frisbee. Well, thanks
Speaker 6: for being on do Ureena? Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: Do you reanied? Do you redenied?
Speaker 6: Don't be denying Rita but because you need her, don't
Speaker 6: be denying rita ride.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being on it. Don't deny.
Speaker 5: Oh, we didn't get into the whole thing about that
Speaker 5: that she's the mother of like all this New Girl
Speaker 5: comedy that's tongue in cheek and kind of slutty and irreverent.
Speaker 4: We didn't get.
Speaker 6: Where with the subliminal like because it's not good to
Speaker 6: do that in a Walmart, so I you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: oh sorry.
Speaker 7: Breeder Water is the one that would wear like a
Speaker 7: gown and be like my husband.
Speaker 4: Okay, she was like diamonds.
Speaker 5: I believe him if he wasn't so rich. Yeah, those
Speaker 5: sort of punchlines okay, and eighties dress, yeah all the time.
Speaker 5: Very Smiley big eyes. Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 6: Oh I don't like Smiley big eyes like in that
Speaker 6: Sound Garden video.
Speaker 1: You know, I like that at all.
Speaker 5: I like smiley little squinty shifty eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like my eyes.
Speaker 7: Shifty Smiley big Eyes was my favorite character on Bordwalk
Speaker 7: Empire last years.
Speaker 1: I never got into that. I never got into that.
Speaker 1: I should. It's never too late with the internet and
Speaker 1: all that what have you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, word has that you were out hanging with Smiley
Speaker 5: big guys. That a true boss. Don't worry about it,
Speaker 5: not only even those Smiley.
Speaker 6: This has been Boardwalk Empire, the radio program.
Speaker 5: I was with bar Latino all night.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned next week for the Bar Latino episode and
Speaker 1: now little or Nanny.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm glad we grew up in an arab
Speaker 6: before entertainment was invented.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, it is deep. Karen. You're right to
Speaker 1: make that face. That's a lot of thought provoking shit tonight.
Speaker 4: I literally am like in.
Speaker 7: That mindset where if the door opened I would just
Speaker 7: fall backwards out of the car.
Speaker 6: Right now, Karen's had a long day, we were about
Speaker 6: to have. That would have been her third time at
Speaker 6: L a X today.
Speaker 7: So let's wrap it up, all right, your dream guest, Yeah,
Speaker 7: you're a dream you, guys.
Speaker 5: This is a dream episode.
Speaker 1: It is. It was a good episode. It is, and
Speaker 1: it was. It lands right now and it will be
Speaker 1: when we're done.
Speaker 5: I'll second that had a lot of fun. Thanks for
Speaker 5: driving me around my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course. Sorry we didn't make it to
Speaker 1: the airport for a more traditional episode.
Speaker 6: But you've been terrific and you've been listening to do
Speaker 6: you read a husband?
Speaker 5: Day?
Speaker 1: Guys, I got it this time. You've been listening to
Speaker 1: give Rudner a knife.
Speaker 4: You want to way.
Speaker 2: Back either, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you time and turning on engage.
Speaker 3: Do you want to send you off inside? Do you
Speaker 3: want to welcome you back home?
Speaker 5: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 4: We scared her? Was it fine now?
Speaker 9: Porn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chriss